what a fool

When Xue Qiyun came back, he didn't have the bastard in his hand, Qu Wuhou saw Xue Qiyun's empty hand, and left feeling a little disappointed.

"..." Xue Qiyun knew that this little bastard must still be thinking about that bastard soup.

Seeing the hot meal on the table, Xue Qiyun went to the table and sat down on the sofa to watch TV after eating and drinking with Qu Wuhao.

Qu Wuzhen embraced the pillow, and monopolized the largest sofa, lying on her back, as comfortable as she could, while Xue Qiyun was used to maintaining a posture, sitting there gracefully.

Hearing the women's tearing voices on the TV, Xue Qiyun took the TV board and forced to change the channel.

"I want to watch the TV series just now. I have been chasing after it for several days."

"What's so interesting about that thing, but it's like you can't eat, cry, make trouble, and hang yourself. Why don't you watch the financial channel to learn about the current business opportunities."

Qu Wuhao snorted, "...there is a horse race today."

"Okay, let's watch the horse race."

After the channel was finally coordinated between the two, a dispute arose over which horse could be the first.

Xue Qiyun: "No. [-]."

"Number [-]!" Qu Wuhao looked at the beautiful black horse, fell in love with it immediately, and called the horse vigorously.

[Number nine can win. 】The system suddenly made a sound, and then Qu Wuzhen took a look at the No. [-] racehorse. It was a very beautiful mare. Qu Wuhou joined the system without hesitation: "I will pick No. [-]."

Xue Qiyun didn't speak, but raised his mouth and smiled slightly, with a hint of understanding in his eyes: "If one of us wins, how about agreeing to the other party with one condition?"

Xue Qiyun is very handsome like this, Qu Wuzhen was stunned when he saw it, he didn't even know what he promised, he just nodded his head and hummed several times, until Xue Qiyun had a brain jump and then came back to his senses.

"It's impossible for me to lose!" I have a system bonus, you are bound to lose!

Qu Wuhao crossed his hips, but he was so overwhelmed that he froze when he saw the No. [-] horse passing the finish line. The huge gap made Qu Wuzhen lie on the sofa with nothing to love, with a dazed expression on his face .

Qu Wuhao hummed【Didn't you say it was number nine! 】

【I'm just guessing too. 】The system said he was innocent.

[Garbage system, ruin my youth!Break my money! 】

【….】

Qu Wuzhen felt that he had lost a huge sum of money just now, if he had won the bet just now, he would have asked Xue Qiyun to give me his bank card, and now he would sell himself if he could not steal the money.

"What do you want me to do?" Qu Wuzhen hugged SpongeBob SquarePants, kneading his cheeks, expressing dissatisfaction with his loss.

Xue Qiyun thought about it, hehe laughed, got up and went to the study to take out an ink cartridge and a brush.

Seemingly aware of his tragic experience, Qu Wuzhen closed his eyes resignedly, and then felt the cool ink stain his face. When he opened his eyes, Qu Wuzhen saw it in Xue Qiyun's teasing eyes. That big bastard on his face.

"......"

[He is revenge!He must be revenge! 】

[Yes, I heard that Xue Qiyun was in no mood to read the documents after being quarreled by that bastard all day. 】

【Okay, then I admit it. 】Qu Wuzhen stretched out his hand and wiped it casually, and all the ink on his face disappeared. Xue Qiyun looked at it, but he didn't know where the ink went.

"Then I've fulfilled my promise to you."

"Who told you that this is my condition?" Xue Qiyun looked at Qu Wuhao and said with a smile, "Didn't you lie down obediently and let me paint on your face?"

"Ma Dan!" Qu Wuhao rolled up his sleeves, "Hey, I have a bad temper."

Xue Qiyun just smiled gently, Qu Wuzhen suddenly thought that this was really the case, paused his movements, and finally held his head and began to think about the historic question of whether he was really stupid.

After thinking for a long time, Qu Wuhao's head was sore and he couldn't think of anything. Finally, he gave up and put SpongeBob SquarePants under his head: "Tell me, what are your conditions?" He also said seriously: " I won't be fooled this time."

Xue Qiyun said let him think about it.

Qu Wuhao said yes, and turned to watch TV. When he saw the racer of the fifth horse standing on the podium, Qu Wuhao closed his eyes, thinking that the horse race was really troublesome.

"Let's eat hot pot today." Qu Wuhao stood up and swayed to the kitchen, smacking his tongue, thinking of the smell of the hot pot spicy oil, his mouth watered, and it would be nice to eat hot pot when he was in a bad mood.

If it's not good enough, then two meals.

Xue Qiyun said "hmm" casually, put Qu Wuhao's SpongeBob SquarePants on the back of his waist, crossed his hands behind his head, and satisfactorily checked the financial channel he wanted to watch.

Qu Wuzhen's teeth were itchy, and he couldn't say anything. While washing the dishes, his mind wandered: [Tong'er, I think, the possibility of making this president poor is relatively small. 】Qu Wuhou broke off the leaves of the vegetables and counted:【I secretly checked his family background on the Internet, it may be several hundred million. 】

The system opened the task panel and looked at it: [Idiot, more than a billion. 】

When Qu Wuzhen heard it, his eyes lit up. When he cut the vegetables and took them out, he looked straight at Xue Qiyun, and laughed, and Xue Qiyun felt the hair on his back when he laughed.

The corner of Xue Qiyun's mouth twitched: "What's wrong?"

"Dad." Qu Wuzhen seemed to have rehearsed it hundreds of times, and there was no hesitation when he blurted out.

The system couldn't bear to look directly at it: [Why do you call Dad every time you see a mission target in every world? 】

Qu Wuzhen still stared at Xue Qiyun and smiled: [rich, self-willed. ] I belatedly remembered that the system was the one who sent him the money: [You are not my father, you are my ancestor. 】

The system choked on his own saliva, coughed twice, and Qu Wufeng hummed: [It's really useless, the system that hasn't gone through the wind and waves is just different. 】

【system:........】

Qu Wuzhen waited for a long time without waiting for a reply from the system, only to find that the only plate of mutton that had been cut had all gone into Xue Qiyun's stomach: "Ah, my meat, Xue Qiyun is a big bastard !"

"..." Xue Qiyun smiled and put the rest of the mushrooms in to freshen up: "Since you called my dad, you know the traditional virtue of respecting the old and loving the young."

Qu Wuhao looked at the ups and downs of the mushrooms in the red oil pan, and poked them with chopsticks: "Where's your love child?"

Xue Qiyun looked Qu Wuhao up and down, took a last look at the dangling hair on Qu Wuhao's head, and finally nodded, noncommittal.

Qu Wuzhen was silent for a while, knowing that Xue Qiyun was indicating that his age was no longer within the range of loving children, so he quickly picked up all the cooked mushrooms into the bowl, and then snorted heavily at Xue Qiyun One sound.

I am forever 15 years old!

It looked as if Master Cat scratched his heart, it was very sour, Xue Qiyun also smiled and didn't speak, and put the baby food in.

Qu Wuhao's soup base is very good, the soup is very fresh, and the taste of spicy oil is a bit endless. Into Qu Wuhao's belly.

Qu Wuzhen slumped on the sofa and watched the foam drama and yelled that his stomach was bloated. This was the first time in his history that he became a starving ghost. Xue Qiyun looked at the more than 20 plates on the table and fell into deep thought. It all went in the sink.

After arriving on the sofa, looking at Qu Wuhao's appearance, he stretched out his hand to rub Qu Wuhao's little belly. Xue Qiyun looked at Qu Wuhao's white and tender belly and couldn't understand it. Such a flat stomach, those meals Where have they all gone?

"Why do you say you haven't gained weight?"

"Fat, fat." Qu Wuzhen closed his eyes to enjoy the pleasure of being rubbed: "Wait until one day there will be a stop on the scale, I will definitely surprise you."

Xue Qiyun agreed, and I will find him a name tomorrow. Qu Wuhao hummed twice, still thinking about the plate of mutton: "If I eat that plate of mutton, I will definitely get fatter."

Xue Qiyun opened his mouth, and before he could speak, he heard Qu Wuhao continue to say: "It would be even better if I have another bowl of bastard soup."

"..."

Xue Qiyun slapped Qu Wuhao's head hard, and when he was clutching his stomach and screaming, he withdrew his hand and rubbed it again: "You ghost can't think about anything else besides eating?"

When Qu Wuhao heard this, he slapped his head, took out a mobile phone from under his body, and turned on Xiaoxiaole on the mobile phone: "I haven't signed in yet." When today's date was marked with a √, and the reward was received, Qu Wuzhen smiled shamelessly: "I'm still thinking about playing."

Xue Qiyun supported his forehead, feeling a little helpless, put Qu Wuhao's head on top of SpongeBob SquarePants' head, and went upstairs to read the documents.

Qu Wuzhen was playing today's Xiao Xiao Le with his mobile phone in his arms. He likes to turn the volume to the maximum when playing games.

Xue Qiyun was looking at the documents in his hand in the study, across the distance between the door and the upstairs and downstairs, Xue Qiyun could hear Qu Wuhao's voice of dissipating music, disturbing his impatience.

This voice reminded him of that white and thin waist when he rubbed Qu Wuhao's belly just now.

"Qu Wuhao, lower your voice." Xue Qiyun opened the door and yelled at Qu Wuhao who was below. Qu Wuhao said 'oh', wondering if the gold master's papa saw something bad today. file up.

After putting it on mute, Qu Wuzhen always felt that something was wrong. Seeing that Xiao Xiaole, which usually attracts most of the time, lost interest, he pursed his mouth, put down his phone and floated out, wanting to Go have some fun.

He is a Piao, the security guards at the door are all nothingness in his eyes, and not everyone can see ghosts like the mission target, Qu Wuhao Piao is very happy, and he doesn't remember that he didn't follow him when he went out. Xue Qiyun said hello.

Qu Wuhao looked at the cakes in the window that were dressed up as beautiful as little girls, and smashed his tongue, thinking that it must not be as delicious as the ice cream cake that Xue Qiyun made in a five-star hotel on his birthday.

Thinking about it this way made him hungry.

Qu Wuhao took a sip of his saliva, smelled the smell of toffee, and followed the smell.

He didn't realize what was wrong until he passed by, Qu Wuzhen looked at the sky with lovelessness, he really told Xue Qiyun that he could be tricked away with a lollipop.

It was a kid in high school, with a pale face and red eyes, and he looked like he was about to cry when he heard the men around him yelling at him about collecting protection fees.

Qu Wuhao sniffed it with his nose, um, the child's schoolbag smelled like a big white rabbit. Looking at the men around him, Qu Wuhao glanced at the child who was as clean as a white rabbit. , kill them all.

Although it was said to be killing, Qu Wuzhen was just some pranks, patted the head here, touched the shoulder there, occasionally slapped, occasionally kicked on the man who said he was going to kill the little white rabbit, and finally Squeezing his nose: "You guys said~ You came to my ghost king's territory~ Do you have to save your life~"

Qu Wuzhen was originally a ghost, with a slightly ethereal voice, which frightened a few men at night. You looked at me, I looked at you, and then looked at the little white rabbit, and ran away screaming, leaving behind. When they came down, Little White Rabbit and Qu Wuhao stared at each other with big eyes.

Qu Wuhao shook his hand in front of the little white rabbit, and the little white rabbit's gaze followed Qu Wuhao's hand, Qu Wuhao touched his nose and smiled: "You can see me."

The little white rabbit nodded, saw Qu Wuhao's bright red lips and feet off the ground, swallowed and was about to cry, but before the tears came down, he heard Qu Wuhao say: "Look, I saved you!" For the sake of your life, what about the big white rabbit in your bag?

"......" The little white rabbit's crying stopped abruptly, and it was silent for a long time. It looked at Qu Wuyou several times with its big rosy eyes, and finally took out the toffee from the bag and stuffed the whole bag into it. In the hands of Qu Wuhao.

Qu Wuhou held the white rabbit candy and laughed silly, opened the package and took one and put it in his mouth, the milky smell filled his mouth, Qu Wuhao squinted his eyes and smiled contentedly.

The little white rabbit also boldly stepped forward to poke Qu Wuhao's cheek, touched his breath, there was no temperature, no breath, the little white rabbit realized that Qu Wuhao was a real ghost, trembling Withdrawing his hand, Qu Wuhao felt itchy in his heart as if he wanted to cry or not.

He really likes the little white rabbit, he stretched out his hand to stroke the fur of the little white rabbit, the touch of the palm of his hand was too good to imagine.

The system looked at Qu Wuhao happily: 【Do you like this kid? 】

Qu Wuhao narrowed his eyes and hummed, 【I like it, it looks like a little white rabbit. 】

The system made a sound of [Oh], and then heard Qu Wuhao continue to say: [Little white rabbit is delicious when roasted. 】

【system:......】

Qu Wuhao was very happy, but the little white rabbit under him was shaking like a sieve, Qu Wuhao touched his face, he looked in the mirror, he is very handsome in this world, not scary , and then saw the little white rabbit pointing back tremblingly.

Qu Wuhou turned his head to look, and saw a ghost holding his head in his hand, Qu Wuhou let out a cry, pulled the little white rabbit and ran away.

The little white rabbit was pulled and ran staggeringly, his speed was not as fast as that of the previous one, he turned his head to look at the ghost who pushed his head back, his brows and eyes were bent, and he smiled.

Qu Wuhao took the little white rabbit and ran to a park. The two of them supported their knees and gasped together. The little white rabbit panted and asked Qu Wuhao, "Aren't you a ghost? What are you afraid of?"

Qu Wuzhen belatedly let out an 'oh', patted his head, and ate a big white rabbit in shock.

That's right, he is already a ghost, why should he be afraid of other ghosts? Qu Wuzhen stuffed a big white rabbit into his mouth to relieve his boredom.

Seeing the ghost eating candies one by one, his eyes were full of complaints, the little white rabbit couldn't help laughing out loud, Qu Wuzhen turned his head when he heard the laughter, and saw the white and tender little white The corners of the rabbit's mouth curled up, and the eyelashes were full of tears. When he laughed, the eyelashes fluttered, and the teardrops also trembled, which was very beautiful.

Qu Wuhao glanced at the little white rabbit several times, and finally compared it in his heart. He found that he still liked the gold master's papa a little bit more.

Jinzhu Papa's abdominal muscles, those muscles, are not only good-looking, but also have money, they want to lie in his arms every minute and beg for support, and the little white rabbit wants to get them every minute Let him be raised in his arms.

"Little white rabbit, where is your home? For the sake of this bag of big white rabbits, I will escort you home."

Stunned by the nickname Little White Rabbit, the boy came back to his senses and rubbed the back of his head, smiling a little embarrassedly: "No need."

Qu Wuhao didn't force her, she hummed and walked back, before leaving, the little white rabbit held Qu Wuhao back: "I...my name is Xihuan."

The little white rabbit reported his family name, but Qu Wuhao was amused, and reached out his hand to pat Xi Huan's head: "Hi, Xi Huan, my name is Qu Wuhao."

Knowing Qu Wuhao's name, the little white rabbit bounced away happily.

【Tong'er, what did I think when you said you named me? 】

【What's wrong? 】

[Qu Wuhao, the Qu family has no descendants, no wonder I'm a crook, destined to have no descendants! ] Qu Wuhao pointed at the back of the little white rabbit going away: [Look at the name of the little white rabbit, Xi Huan, I like it, I like it once I call it, I like you, Hao Sailei~]

【I don't love you, next one. 】

【...】

Qu Wuzhen was going to go back to Xue Qiyun's house, and after drifting for a while, Qu Wuzhen's footsteps suddenly stopped.

The system asked what's wrong, Qu Wuzhen cried and said: 【Ahhh, I'm lost again, I ran too fast just now, and now I don't know where I am. 】

Qu Wuhao was hungry for a while, hugging his empty stomach, Qu Wuhao wanted to be the benefactor, and saw a sugar seller, Qu Wuhao couldn't move his eyes away, and sat drooling. He stared blankly in front of the sugar figurine master.

The big white rabbit in his hand was eaten when he was thinking about life just now. Looking at those sugar figures, Qu Wuhao felt a familiarity he had never had before, as if someone bought a sugar figure before, and he looked very good with him. Coaxing Qu Wuhao where to eat.

Qu Wuhao suddenly had a sore nose, he missed Xue Qiyun, Qu Wuhao was about to cry and say that only a father is good in the world, and a child without a father is like a grass, when suddenly the cell phone rang.

The master of the sugar seller looked around. There were children in the three circles and three circles outside. The adults were all chatting in the outer circle. The master wondered if the children of some family had taken out their parents' mobile phones to play.

"Oh, by the way, I brought my mobile phone with me." Qu Wuzhen patted his head, and when he got to a place where no one was around, he quickly connected the phone. Cursing voice: "Silly, where have you been!?"

The author has something to say: Qu Wuhao, who wanted to die, ran farther and farther on the road to death.