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9.

In fact, when he was framed by a group of people and poured alcohol to his death, Jarod didn't think he was being targeted.After all, their avengers have always had this kind of virtue, and they have to collectively have a collective schmooze from time to time, just to drink some wine. Anyway, the left and right are very happy, and he also feels that he should have no objections.

However, when Garald got up from the sofa in a daze and found that Captain America had been forced to lie on the carpet by this group of people in some way, he began to vaguely feel that he might have just faced a A conspiracy that wasn't very well planned.

...Of course, it might be a farce.

"Steve?"

After turning the apartment into a dump and casting ambiguous glances at themselves one by one, the well-fed Avengers lined up and walked out the gate, not caring about their captain's life or death at all.And Jialuode just watched everyone disappear from sight with a dazed expression on his face, rubbed his temples and remained silent for a few seconds, so he had to squat down himself, trying to wake up his own netizens who were feeling lifeless.

Unsurprisingly, the process has not been smooth.

"My God, what did they give you to drink?"

It took a lot of effort, and after almost putting himself in it, Mr. Elf finally supported the opponent and stood up.And looking at Steve's already lax blue eyes, he realized with bewilderment how terrifying those bastards of the Avengers were, they could actually get a super soldier with a quadruple metabolism drunk, so frenzied. Fingers crossed.

It feels like killing someone, it is.

Taking Captain America's arms off his shoulders, Mr. Elf gave him a concerned look and told him to stand still.On the other hand, he walked towards the kitchen, ready to pour some water back to refresh the other party.But what he never imagined was that the drunk Steve was unprecedentedly difficult to deal with. Before he even reached the bar, he was strangled by a [-]-pound super soldier from behind, like a mountain Ban leaned all his body weight over, almost crushing him to death directly.

"..." mmp

Garald wanted to curse now.In particular, this giant koala started to scramble around restlessly, trying to wrap itself around the elf.Although his movements are indeed not out of line, and are still within the tolerance of Garald, the weight is too terrible. If he hadn't supported the table next to him swiftly, the two of them would have to weigh together. Follow Steve's mistakes and have an intimate contact with the floor in all directions without dead ends.

...Although, changing the object to a dining table is not something to be happy about.

With his hands resting on the desk full of sundries, he almost fell into the cream cake on the tray.Garald stood there in a daze for a while, then turned his head with difficulty, trying to reason with the cuddling bear:

"Come on, captain." He patted Steve's arm around his neck lightly: "I have to get you a glass of water...you want to drink water, right, so stand up straight ?”

"Do not."

Captain America said so decisively, his voice sounded very sober, but they all knew that it was not the case at all: "I want you."

"Aren't I right here?" Mr. Elf, who had to talk to the drunk while rolling his eyes towards the ceiling, was desperate now: "Besides me, you should also need water now."

"No." And Steve still insisted: "I only want you, give me Jarod."

"..."

Ah, I really can't help you.

I have to say that although he was quite helpless when he disturbed him, these words calmed Garald's emotions to a certain extent.Straightening his arms with difficulty, to make himself feel better under the weight of two hundred pounds, Mr. Elf turned his head to look at the cohabitant who put his chin on his shoulder, and sighed softly.

"It's all yours, head office." He slightly curled the corner of his mouth: "I'll give you whatever you want from me."

Really?

Hearing this sentence in a daze, Steve opened his confused eyes wide: "Anything is fine?"

"whatever."

That's great.

Although he was so drunk that he couldn't turn his head, he still remembered the main reason why he was poured into such a situation.Taking the opportunity to ask Garrod for the right to do whatever he wants—although the elves may not quite understand what this "anything is allowed" includes—Steve grinned like a hundred-year-old child, without further ado Slowly let go of the hand around Jarod's neck, and slowly grasped his wrist from behind.

Uh, um, what's the first step?

Shaking his dizzy head, Steve paused for a few seconds, followed his instincts, tightened his palms, and then yanked forward——

Mr. Elf, who was putting the weight of himself and the opponent on his two arms, lost his support point unexpectedly, and was pressed by the super soldier behind him who was heavier than a bear, and fell down in a very smooth and elegant posture in an instant. His face was buried in the cream cake on the tray.

"..."

The air in the entire apartment was quiet at that moment.

"Garrod?"

Leng Buding also fell down with inertia.Steve called suspiciously, and after getting no response, he rubbed his cheek again until he tasted something cool on the tip of his tongue.

"You are sweet." A few seconds later, he announced with surprise.

"..."

Very well, you can die.

Slowly raising his head from the cake, Garrod took a deep breath and revealed a nearly blackened smile.

10.

"Wow, man, you look worse than ever this time."

So, when Steve opened his eyes in a daze the next day, he found himself lying on the bathroom floor, completely naked, covered from head to toe with a white sheet, like a corpse about to be sent to the mortuary. dead bodies.

And beside him, Falcon, who should not be here at all, was holding his chin, looking at him with sympathy.

Steve woke up suddenly.

"Shan, Sam?!"

He got up in a hurry and wrapped the sheet around his waist.The captain pressed his hangover head and stared at Falcon in the bathroom, sure that there must be something wrong with this scene: "What's going on here?"

"I also want to know."

Shrugging his shoulders, Sam handed over the clothes in his hand, and tried hard not to laugh because of the conditioned reflex of the other party covering his chest: "I just came to ask you to run, and then Garrod drove me away. When I got here, I saw you as a dead body... Seriously, if it wasn't for the lack of blood, I thought he had silenced you when I first saw it."

"..."

He could imagine the embarrassment of that scene with his eyes closed, Steve rubbed his forehead and snorted an uncomfortable nasal sound.And as his brain became more and more awake, when he finally remembered what happened last night, the captain's cold sweat suddenly flowed down.

Steve didn't know if putting an elf in a cake was a heinous sin, but he knew Jarod was getting pissed off by it.So, after forcibly overturning Captain America on his back, he turned around again, threw the opponent's back into the bathroom, and then let the water almost drown him.

... No, not almost, he was going to drown him.

Recalling how the elf brutally pushed himself into the bathtub, brushed and tore all the clothes on his body like peeling cabbage, and then mercilessly threw him on the floor to fend for himself after washing. The captain felt that his heart, liver and lungs were hurting.

And the most important thing is that, after paying such a high price, he still didn't touch half of Garald's finger—although he was infinitely close to the set goal for a moment, but the only chance has been killed by himself , which made the captain feel extremely frustrated when he came in

Can't think, can't think.

It's really miserable.

He decided that he would never believe in any plans of those teammates who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal.

"Actually, I think, if you really want it, just talk to Garrod."

Patting him on the shoulder, perhaps because he really couldn't bear to watch his captain go down indefinitely, Falcon, who is the closest to a normal person in the entire Avengers, finally sighed and said the first words of conscience: "Stark They just want to make things bigger, and this kind of thing is not something we can help if we just say help, the most important thing is that you have to talk about it yourself."

"I know."

Even if you didn't know it before, you should know it now.

Looking at Sam with an expression somewhere between "I'm glad you finally told the truth" and "Why didn't you tell the truth sooner".Steve nodded helplessly, and was just about to express his anger at Iron Man's extremely unreliable plan from beginning to end, but the moment he raised his head, he found that the other party they were talking about was facing him at the bathroom door Smile.

"So, what do you want to talk to me about?"

With arms folded, Jarod leaned against the door frame beside him, raising his eyebrows inexplicably.

11.

In fact, Garrod said nothing about his allegations of frigidity.

He just sat on the sofa and listened to Steve tell all the ins and outs, smiling meaningfully, but didn't say anything.And the captain didn't have time to ask, because immediately after that he received a message——

Loki is back on Earth.

The source of this message is Thor.According to Iron Man who was with him at the time, when the KFC in the city center issued coupons that day, Saul rushed to the door excitedly, only to catch a glimpse of his younger brother sitting at a round table drinking coffee in the open-air cafe opposite, and suddenly his whole body went crazy. They were all burnt and numb, so they threw away the family bucket and rushed up.And forcibly started the follow-up of the New York War. After beating the opponent and the aliens brought by the opponent to make trouble, he took him back to Tony's villa.

"madness."

Sitting on the sofa with legs crossed, he turned a blind eye to the Avengers who came to watch.Loki looked around, and finally fell on the curious Garald: "I just came to see what the last elf in the atrium looks like."

"However—" He paused, looked at Captain America who immediately stood in front of Garrod nervously, and showed a slightly weird smile: "It seems to be a little troublesome now."

"Okay, don't think about making troubles on the earth again, go back with your brother quickly."

Staring wide-eyed, the president's father, who had been wearing armor all the time, waved his hand, signaling Thor to take this guy away quickly: "No matter how troublesome it is, I won't be as troublesome as you are."

Hmph, ants in the atrium.

Surprisingly, there was no resistance, and he obediently followed Sol and stood in the open space, waiting for Heimdall to open the Rainbow Bridge.Loki raised his chin, and then set his gaze on Garald, with an inexplicable arc raised at the corner of his mouth.

"I'll give you a little present."

Say so.He raised his hand suddenly, shot a green light before the rainbow bridge's light shrouded it, and went straight towards Jarod, and then he was blocked by the shield halfway as it should.

"Loki!!"

If the passage hadn't been opened, the figure would have disappeared in the next second, and Steve has already swung the shield at the evil god's head.He hurriedly turned around and checked the elf all over. After making sure that the other party hadn't lost a single strand of hair or felt any discomfort, he was a little relieved and said goodbye to the other people who were equally frightened.

At this time, everyone thought that this was just a small splash in their lives, and it was over when it passed.Anyway, with Thor watching, no matter how many tricks Loki plays in Asgard, it will not affect the earth.

However, when the human-shaped alarm clock Sam Wilson knocked on the door of Garrod's apartment again the next day, they were all surprised to find that things didn't seem to be that simple at all.