[Comprehensive British and American] Old popsicle online dating rules

In the early morning, when the night sky gradually faded to gray and the entire Avengers Building hadn't woken up from its dream, Jarod quietly walked out of his room and slipped into the empty lounge.

With nothing to do, he walked around the living room and threw himself into the soft sofa.He lay on his back and looked at the white ceiling above his head for a while, thought for a while, then slowly got up, went to the refrigerator and found a chocolate bar in his mouth, then put his hands together, sat back on the bar, stared at The whole room was still a little dark and silent, and I didn't know what I was thinking.

Outside the window, the sky is just dawning.

In fact, no matter how regular Garrod's routine was, it was far from his usual time to get up.It's just that what happened yesterday is too unbelievable. Until now, his mind is still like fireworks exploding. Even an elf who has lived for nearly ten thousand years and has seen countless storms and waves will inevitably be so entangled that he can't sleep. As soon as he closed his eyes, he could see the face of a certain big-breasted netizen. Before he knew it, he opened his eyes until dawn.

And the most important thing is that his netizens seem to be sleeping... pretty well?

With a 'click', he bit the chocolate bar in his mouth.Recalling that when he passed Captain America's door just now, there was no movement from inside, and it was obvious that he was still being favored by the god of sleep, so Jarod had the urge to kick the door in and shake him awake.

"Is there anything I can do to help you, Mr. Garrod?"

Probably found that Mr. Elf stayed a little long, far beyond the average time of the Avengers who sneaked in in the middle of the night to browse for snacks.On the ceiling, Jarvis, who had been waiting quietly, finally judged that he might have gotten up, and said so gently and politely.

"No. Thank you, Jia."

He took another root out of the bag and put it in his mouth.Garrod rolled up the empty boxes and threw them far away into the trash basket. Just as he was about to go to the refrigerator to find some Hawkeye's stock, he suddenly felt a familiar vibration in his right pocket.

Dazed for a moment, he took out his phone from his pocket and swiped open the screen.He found that in the notification bar at the top, LEX pushed him an unread message.

Garrod skillfully opened the dialogue box.

It's Merlin.

"Royal Sorcerer: Are you awake, Jarod?" "

"The Royal Sorcerer: I've arrived in London. "

He looked up at the watch on the wall and found that it was indeed almost the time for the plane to land.Mr. Elf shook the chocolate bar in his mouth, thought for a while, then lowered his head and pressed a message for him.

"Zha Jin Hua": That's good, I hope you didn't encounter any problems during the trip. "

And the other party's reply came quickly:

"Royal Sorcerer: Don't worry, everything is fine.Except that I still prefer to ride Longfei. "

"Royal Magician": By the way, I heard Agent Romanov tell you about your current situation on the way back. "

"Royal Magician": Don't worry, I will help you. "

... His current situation?

Garrod couldn't react for a moment.What is his situation now?Accidentally dropped?Face-to-face failure?Insomnia by a bastard less than a fraction of his age?

""Fried Golden Flower": What's wrong with me? [Doubt.jpg]”

"'Royal Magician': Hydra and what kind of orcs!Haven't you been targeted by them, and they have made you unable to return home? "

""Fried Golden Flower": ...that's right. "

If Merlin didn't mention it, he really forgot about it.

Suddenly realized what is the biggest reason why I am sitting here now.Jarod flattened his mouth. Although he never felt that Hydra and orcs would be a threat, but since the whole matter is still a cloud of fog and there has been no decent progress, he can only sigh. look past.

""Fried Golden Flower": If you don't tell me, I really don't remember it. "

""Zhijinhua": The efficiency of S.H.I.E.L.D. has been getting lower and lower recently. "

Because I don't know S.H.I.E.L.D., I don't have much sense for it.Standing in the bright sunshine of London at noon, Merlin squinted his eyes, and typed a line slowly:

"Royal Magician": It's okay, I have a friend who has been tracking down Hydra, I can ask him for help. "

""Royal Magician": I will also pay attention to it myself, so it can always be resolved quickly. "

Although they only knew each other for a short two days, this did not prevent Merlin from treating Mr. Elf as a friend.And he will definitely come to help his friends if they have difficulties. After all, he has nothing to do while waiting for Arthur's reincarnation, and for an immortal mage, his friends are indeed too few and too few.

"Zha Jin Hua": Ah, thank you so much. "

He quickly replied, and the other party also sent a row of emoticons as the end of the topic.The two chatted casually for a few more words, and did not say goodbye to each other until Merlin was about to enter the entry channel.The corner of Garrod's mouth raised a happy arc, he locked the phone, and bit the snack in his mouth with a 'click click'. He was about to jump off the bar to get some more, but when he raised his head, he found that there was no sound in front of him. Standing a familiar figure.

"Good morning."

Smiling at Mr. Elf, Captain America, who was only wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt, nodded, and greeted him so gently.

Garrod choked on a mouthful of chocolate.

"...how did you come out?"

Brutely retracting his legs that were about to jump off the bar, Garrod looked him up and down for a while, but he did not notice any signs of sleepiness, and his expression was a little disbelieving: "I thought you were still asleep."

"I haven't fallen asleep all the time. I got up when I heard you go out."

Surprisingly honest about it.Steve shrugged, turned and opened the refrigerator door next to him, rummaging inside for something they could have for breakfast: "It's still early, and you don't have a shift in the morning, I thought you'd want to take a little more rest. "

...Then whose fault is it that I can't sleep?

Rolled his eyes towards the ceiling.Garald turned his head away, pursed the corners of his mouth, and did not speak.

And Steve obviously didn't mind his silence either.He struggled to pull out a bag of cornflakes from among the piles of cookies and donuts in the refrigerator. He took a look at it in his hand, put it aside, and continued to extend his arms to reach for the eggs and milk inside.

"So, what were you doing here by yourself just now?"

The voice of the captain came from between flipping the packaging bag, seemingly casually, but the tone of the obvious pause indicated that this was not the case at all: "I seem to have seen the interface of LEX, who are you chatting with? ?"

"It's Merlin."

Mentioning this makes me feel the wonder of fate.Catching the dried fruit thrown by Steve, Garrod tore open the package and threw one into his mouth, but he didn't find anything wrong: "He also has a LEX account, and he even followed up with Lex without knowing it. I've been matched. You can't imagine how high our fitness value is."

"How tall?" Steve bent his knees slightly, wanting to take out the toast: "Taller than us?"

"Of course." Mr. Elf replied vaguely, "90.00% nine."

The sound of turning things stopped.

"...What's his ID name?"

"'Royal Sorcerer', a very fitting name for him. "

Steve:  …

The hand that was already holding the bread slipped, and Captain America almost pulled a hole out of the refrigerator.

"what happened?"

Noticing his back paused, the whole person seemed to shrank a little into the refrigerator.Jialuode took a bite of the crispy dehydrated apple slices, and his eyes were a little puzzled: "Did you add him?"

"I……"

Pulling himself out of the freezer, the look on Steve's face right now is indescribable.

And this made Mr. Elf even more confused. He finished eating the apple slices with a click, took out the dried kiwi fruit from the bag, and made a bold assumption: "Could it be that LEX also matched you? The fit ratio is 90.00 %[-] is still high? The system didn't send you a "soul mate" certificate?"

"No."

Captain America's conscience is condemning him for not telling the truth, but his reason tells himself that if he doesn't want to be beaten into a shield and hung on the outer wall of the Avengers Building, it is best not to say anything.Steve turned around, put his hands on Jarod's shoulders, and stared at him for a long time, with an expression on his face that he couldn't help but dared to say, the elf looked dazed and held up the snack I didn't move for a long time.

"……never mind."

He had been fighting for a while, and it was also accompanied by the annoyance that the LEX system could not be guarded against.In the end, he sighed resignedly, leaned his head over, and snatched the dried kiwi fruit from Garald's hand in one gulp, and decided to skip this topic for the time being:

"I'll make you breakfast."

As he said that, he reached out and rubbed the elf's soft hair, like stroking a silly black cat that was accidentally frightened by the golden retriever.

Garrod: ...

Staring at his empty right hand, he moved his fingers slightly.Feeling the warmth accidentally touched by his fingertips just now, Mr. Elf felt that he was really frightened.

...But, surprisingly, you still like it?

Unconsciously, he put his fingertips on his lips, and there seemed to be a faint fruit fragrance lingering in the air.Garald sat on the bar for a while, until the sound of eggs being smashed into the pot came from behind him, and he finally couldn't help it, showing a clean, clear and gentle smile.

He opened his mouth, as if about to say something, he raised his head abruptly.

Then, the smile involuntarily froze on his face.

At the door of the lounge, Agent Natasha Romanov, who has always been elusive, was leaning on the door frame, looking at them with interest. I don't know how long it has been here.

"Good morning, boys."

Her eyes turned around on Mr. Elf who was frozen, and then on Captain America who was looking out. She smiled lightly and waved at the two of them.

A level one alarm went off in Jarod's mind.

……

Two 10 minutes later.

"So, what did I miss yesterday? Anyone willing to share?"

Sitting at the long table, he looked meaningfully at the two elderly people sitting side by side opposite him.The widow leaned back on the back of the chair, raised her eyebrows slightly, and soon saw that they lowered their heads and looked up at the sky, but they refused to meet her.

It's like two children who were caught in puppy love by their parents.

Putting a breakfast in front of her, Falcon who had just walked into the lounge commented so.

"Didn't anyone tell me?" After waiting for a while, seeing that neither of the two men were willing to speak, their mouths were closed tighter than clamshells, Natasha showed a disappointed expression: "Then I can only ask Jarvis asked for a video recording?"

... This is definitely a threat from Chiguoguo.

Only then did he realize how rogue what he did in Jarod's room yesterday, and the corner of Steve's mouth twitched.And Garald gave him an elbow under the table, and when the captain turned his head to look at him, he silently picked up the toast and gnawed it, clearly to push him to the front and face the sharp eyes of the black widow.

Okay.

Steve rubbed his forehead with a headache.

"Yesterday...well, we had an in-depth discussion on a certain issue." Glancing at Natasha's expression, he slowly considered and said, "Whether someone can become the most important person to each other in the future?" question."

Yo heh.

With an expression on his face that there is a good show to be seen here, Falcon silently picked up his breakfast plate and squatted behind the bar to observe secretly.

"Oh--"

Also prolonging the ending, Natasha raised her chin and glanced at the two: "How did it turn out?"

"emmm..."

This question is not easy for Steve to answer.But fortunately, Garald didn't completely abandon him. After ten seconds of silence, he raised his head and answered for him.

"It's okay." He took a bite of the toast with jam: "We have reached a consensus."

And there are many kinds of consensus.

Raising her eyebrows, Natasha narrowed her eyes.Decided not to go around in circles with them and just hit a straight ball:

"So you're together now?"

"Yes."

"No."

Two completely different answers sounded from the table.Steve and Garrod looked at each other, with a helpless smile of "well, whatever you say" in their eyes, then turned their heads and said at the same time:

"No."

"Yes."

Natasha:  …