[Comprehensive British and American] Old popsicle online dating rules

This is really a dog food caught off guard.

Sitting opposite two elderly people who combined to be [-] years old, seeing the mysterious shyness on their faces at the same time, the always eloquent black widow rolled her eyes towards the ceiling, and suddenly felt choked up. Feelings that can be said.

"What's the matter with you two?"

With her arms folded, the widow raised an eyebrow, and her eyes turned several times on Garrod and Steve's faces: "What about reaching a consensus? Why can't you give me a standard answer? Is this question difficult to answer?"

"A little bit."

Glancing at the elf beside him who was pretending to be concentrating on eating breakfast, the captain shook his head regretfully: "Not yet, Natasha."

Although he is very confident about this matter, it doesn't mean that Steve doesn't want to hear Garald willingly give the answer he wants.In fact, he was still a little anxious.It's like a traveler who has been walking in the desert for too long, it's okay when there is nothing in front of him, but once there is an oasis in the field of vision, even if the distance is only one step, it will feel as far away as a moat.

However, no matter how anxious he was, he still had to keep his promise.

"We probably need a little time to get used to it."

After thinking about it, Steve raised his eyebrows hopefully, and looked to his side: "Maybe this will be more... lasting?"

This is it.

The hand reaching for the milk cup paused, Jialuode silently lowered his eyes, nodded, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help raising a slight arc.

Very nice.

The big-breasted sweetheart smiled and rubbed his hairy head.

...go get a room, will you?

Crouching behind the bar, taking in their expressions, Falcon now felt that he might be going blind.

"To be honest, what else do you need to adapt to?"

The words spoken are questions, but abruptly become statements at the end.Sam stuffed a piece of fried bacon into his mouth angrily, poked his head out from behind the bar, and couldn't help but say, "With your synchronization rate, I wouldn't be surprised if someone announced to me that you are getting married now." …Lonely and widowed in the same room in the middle of the night yesterday, is it true that Jarvis didn’t record it?”

After finishing speaking, before the two of them could react, they opened their mouths to defend themselves, Falcon paused, and then dragged the topic a bit further away: "By the way, have you discussed the issue of body position?" ? Is it convenient to disclose it?"

Steve:  …

Garrod: ...

"this."

Although he can do things like throw people in the door, he is still a 97-year-old virgin in essence.Steve's ears couldn't help turning red, and then he coughed lightly, and opened his mouth very straightforwardly: "Of course I—"

"Puff—"

Mr. Elf smashed the tomato on the plate with a fork.

"...I'll tell you after I discuss it with Jiajia."

Glancing at the bright red juice splashed on the table, Steve paused, and changed his words very kindly.

"..."

Falcon rolled his eyes toward the ceiling.

The widow, on the other hand, looked at him meaningfully, with loving and gratifying eyes, as if she was looking at her silly son who had finally learned how to eat cabbage.

However, before she could say anything else on this topic, there was a sudden burst of noisy footsteps outside the lounge door, falling into everyone's ears, which sounded very familiar.

The other three were unmoved by this.Only Captain America raised his eyebrows, remembering something, and his arm muscles trembled visibly with the naked eye.

at the same time.

"It's quite early, Barton."

Turning down from the laboratory with an empty coffee cup, he happened to intercept Hawkeye who came out at the elevator entrance.Tony raised his eyebrows, waved his hand and greeted him lazily, and for some ulterior purpose, did not make any eye contact with him: "I haven't booked you a ticket yet."

Very good, that's it, don't hold back your laughter.

The great genius Tony Stark never gave up.

And he didn't find anything wrong with the president's father at all, only when they met at the entrance of the lounge, Hawkeye also waved, his face was full of joy, and he didn't feel tired and tired from getting up early in the morning and rushing on the road.

"You can call me directly for the air ticket." He narrowed his eyes happily: "Give me some pocket money, I don't mind."

"Okay."

Without any hesitation, Tony waved his hand directly and asked Jarvis to transfer the money into Clint's account: "Give you a red envelope for overtime work."

And medical bills.

He added something silently in his heart.

"... Stark, did you hit your head when you went out today?"

It was just a joke, but I didn't expect Tony to agree so simply.Clint instinctively felt that there might be something tricky in it, and his eyes suddenly became alert: "Why are you so generous all of a sudden?"

"What does it mean to be so generous suddenly? I have always been generous, okay?"

Being so suspicious of his integrity as a local tyrant, the CEO's father is very dissatisfied now: "Don't forget that I pay for your usual salary and bonus. If you don't want it, you can return it to me, you unfilial son."

Hey, don't.

There are still wives and children to support, and Hawkeye, who shoulders the burden of a man with a family, immediately hesitated: "You didn't hear anything just now."

As he said that, he pretended to look around, and finally fixed his eyes on the door of the lounge in front of him: "Money is such a vulgar thing, how many feelings have been talked about, we should go through the baptism of the noble American spirit... Is the captain in there?"

"Correct."

Only by gritting his back molars could he keep himself from laughing out loud on the spot. Tony nodded and stood still and made a 'please' gesture: "You will get the sublimation you deserve."

"..."

I always feel that there is something wrong with this sentence.Clint scratched his head, but couldn't think of anything, so he quickly put this doubt behind his head, and stretched out his hand to open the door without thinking.

Then, he met Captain America's half-smile face.

"... Stark."

Involuntarily shivered.Hawkeye slammed the door shut again with a "Peng", and turned his head with a very serious expression: "Did I just open the door in the wrong posture?"

Almost broke his back molars.The president's father had to pinch his thigh to keep his expression normal: "It's okay, just as stupid as usual."

Clint felt cheated.

"Then you said that the captain will be very happy to see me come back, and there will be hugs and hugs?!"

"Yes." Tony nodded vigorously: "He is very happy. He is very happy that he can be hugged and held high, and then he will be stuffed into a bird and hung on the roof. There is nothing wrong with him."

Clint: ...

Clint suddenly had a strong premonition that he should run away.However, before he could turn this impulse into reality, the door he was holding on to shook violently, as if someone was shaking from inside and wanted to pull it open, almost tearing the entire door apart.

"This building is yours."

After a few seconds of silence, Hawkeye looked up at Iron Man, with a very calm tone: "So, if I keep tugging on this door, what is the possibility of locking the captain inside?"

"emmm..."

Tony hesitated for a moment: "Why don't you just ask him?"

Before the words fell, the crumbling door was violently demolished from the inside.He lightly pushed open the door panel blocking the way, and it hit the ground with a loud bang. Steve smiled slightly, appeared in front of the two, and quickly waved cheerfully to the stunned Clint.

"See you in the training room."

Reaching out to lift Hawkeye's back collar, he turned his head and nodded to the three silent people in the room.Then Shi Shiran stepped forward, dragging Clint upstairs like a dead dog.

Tony finally couldn't help laughing out loud.

……

10 minute later.

"It's not fair."

Lying on the floor of the training room, no matter how you call, you can't get up.Agent Barton, who was crushed by the list of sparring partners, stared at the ceiling, stuck to the bottom of the pot like a salted fish, as if he could feel his soul was soaring.

"This is not fair!"

Pointing to a group of Avengers watching the excitement at the door, he repeated angrily: "Why did I just secretly change the concept of living fossils and girlfriends at the captain's place, and I was beaten so badly?!"

"Things in this world are not so fair, little bird."

Holding a cup of coffee, he leaned in the corner and chatted with Dr. Banner who also came out to watch.Hearing the words, the president's father shrugged slightly, and glanced at him: "Who made you come at the most unfortunate time."

If Garald hadn't taken off Steve's vest, it would have been easier to say and explain.But the crux of the problem is that not only did the elves pick it up, but the captain almost got stabbed because of it, and even almost lost the cabbage that was about to be obtained.

"...But is that why you called me back like this?"

My heart hurts just thinking about it.Clint rolled his eyes towards the ceiling, and didn't even care about pretending to be dead. He got up from the ground angrily and wanted to argue with Tony: "We're all teammates, why don't you leave a way for each other to survive?!"

"..."

Watching Hawkeye staring at the huge dark circles, consciously or unconsciously crawling out of his attack range, it seemed that he was going to spend all his remaining energy on fighting with Iron Man.Steve didn't make it too difficult for him, and didn't bring him back, but just stood there and stretched his body.Then he turned his head and looked at Garrod who was sitting on a pile of sandbags listening to Natasha.

Seeming to have sensed it too, Jarod inadvertently turned his face to the side, just in time to meet his gaze: "What?"

"Want to try it?"

Steve picked up a bandage around his fingers and waved it in front of his eyes: "Just treat it as a morning exercise."

"I knew Barton wasn't enough for him." Leaning close to Elf's ear, Falcon whispered, "For the captain, 10 minutes is just a warm-up."

"I can hear you, Sam."

Without raising his eyelids, Steve's eyes still fell on Garald: "Is it part of adaptation?"

"...but we tried it yesterday."

With a hesitant expression on his face, Mr. Elf meant something: "I never hit you."

"That's because I took advantage." Steve didn't take it seriously: "I was behind you when I threw you down, and then I held your hand down, and you couldn't use any strength at all."

"..."

This scene seems to be a bit intense when I think about it.

No matter how it sounds, it feels like a fight between goblins.Sam's eyelids twitched, and he moved to the side of the black widow.Try to narrow down your sense of existence.

"All right, let's try again."

Very conscious of being an elder.Garald nodded quickly, stood up from the sandbag, and walked into the center of the training room.

He was actually looking forward to it.

As an elf full of agility skills, how to deal with an opponent who has both strength and speed.

He took the bandage thrown by Steve and wrapped it around his finger.Garrod lowered his center of gravity, and confronted Steve, who had opened his posture, from a distance, as if they were waiting for the right moment.

Five seconds later, Captain America took the lead.But the elf dexterously avoided the fist that was being swung, stretched out his hand to support his shoulder, and then volleyed behind him.

The two were almost evenly matched.

but--

"Is it my illusion?"

Probably because I was too brainwashed by the previous impression of "goblin fighting".Looking at Jarod, who was floating around in mid-air, and Steve, who had been chasing him and wanting to fight, Falcon now had a complicated expression:

"Why do I feel like they are fighting... flirting."

"This must be your illusion."

Sitting on the stool, the Black Widow carefully observed every movement of the two of them, and nodded while watching: "Punch, dodge, move sideways...they obviously fight very seriously."

is it?

He glanced suspiciously at the two people who were coming and going in the middle of the field.Sam raised his eyebrows, and was about to take a closer look, but found that Captain America made a small trip and caught the elves flying all over the wall by surprise. Whether it was intentional or not, he directly pulled them into his arms and rubbed them secretly Pinch his cheek.

Falcon: ...

Natasha rolled her eyes towards the ceiling: "Just pretend I didn't say it."