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When he walked out of the lounge, Jarod was still in a daze.

His mind is clear and he understands what he is doing, but he just cannot control his actions through his brain.Although there is no such thing as saying that the elf is sick, but now he feels as if he has been eroded by a virus. He has no strength all over his body, his limbs are limp, and he can't even support the weight of his body. He can only stagger forward while leaning on the wall. OK.

This feeling is novel enough for elves, but it is indeed a bit uncomfortable.And only at this moment, he can suddenly understand every sad story that those fellow clansmen once sang by the mountains, forests and deep valleys.After all, in the past tens of thousands of years, he has never been fascinated by anyone, and naturally he will never taste such a small and long loss, as if it has already flowed into blood.

However, it should be fine.

Pressed the somewhat empty chest.Garald waved his hand, and instead of going into the elevator door that Jarvis thoughtfully opened for him, he walked slowly down the stairs to the floor where his room was located.

In fact, he didn't have to make things so difficult to end.As long as he can be more careful in normal times, or calm down when he just found out that Captain America is the "Star-Spangled Banner", don't rush over with a knife in hand.But now, he has taken off Captain America's vest, and he is still in a trance, not knowing what the hell he said, it couldn't be more embarrassing.Even though he has lived for so many years and has seen countless storms and waves, Garald now has no doubt that he may not be able to face Steve again for a long time in the future.

So, shouldn't I urge S.H.I.E.L.D. to quickly settle the Orc's matter, and then let him move out?

Thinking of this, Garrod stood in front of the door of his room, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and sent a text message to Coulson.Then, without waiting for the other party's reply, he stuffed the phone into his pocket again, planning to go back and wash his face, get a good night's sleep, and then think about this embarrassing mess.

but.

The door slid open in front of him silently, revealing the empty and silent darkness of the room. Just as Jarod was about to step over the threshold, he suddenly heard a rush of footsteps behind him.Immediately, an irresistible force struck, tightly strangled his waist, almost blinking, and threw him directly from the door into the dark room!

'Peng——'

The heavy sound of the human body falling on the floor was absorbed by the thick carpet, but there was no pain that should have been felt.Feeling the familiar warm body temperature coming from under his body, it was obvious that this uninvited guest used himself as a cushion at the last moment, Jarod was stunned, his brain hadn't realized what was going on, but his body instinct He had already acted spontaneously, bent his right arm, and without even thinking about it, he bent his elbow fiercely.

The result was empty.

And that's not even counting.After dodging the elf's expected attack, the man grabbed Jarod's wrist and pinned it directly behind him.At the same time, the arm around his waist exerted force suddenly, and one leg also bent over, and it caught his hip bone and flipped on the spot.Half a second later, Garald found himself pinned to the ground, with his cheek against the fluffy carpet, and a [-]-pound bastard on his body, even moving his wrists would trigger a tighter fit .

...Is this a thief?

Mr. Elf was dumbfounded.

With a 'click', the door closed behind them, blocking the hallway light.The darkness of the room covered their field of vision again, and the colorful neon lights falling from the night sky reflected a small open space in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows. For a while, only two gasps of the same frequency could be heard in the air.

"What do you want to do?"

After moving his restrained wrist, Jarod was silent for a while, and spoke first.

"sorry."

Taking a deep breath, to calm down the shortness of breath caused by the violent running, Captain America, who had just thrown someone from the corridor into the door, replied muffledly: "I ran a little anxiously, and I didn't stand still."

As he said that, he rested his chin very comfortably on the elf's shoulder, as if a serum-treated super soldier would actually fall flat through the door.

Garrod: ...

Then why don't you get up quickly? !

Jarod felt his urge to hit someone come back suddenly.

It was obvious that the elf beneath him was about to explode.But Steve didn't get up in a hurry, but stretched out his hand to touch it, and took the two short knives off Jarod's waist, and threw them far away together with the mobile phone that accidentally slipped out of his pocket when he landed. When we reached the corner, there was a muffled 'clang'.

"...What the hell do you mean?"

I always feel that there seems to be something wrong with this development.Garald took a deep breath, turned his head to look at the furry head beside his cheek, and was extremely depressed: "I thought we had just made our words very clear."

"not at all."

Steve shook his head, saying so.The vibration of the chest cavity was clearly transmitted through the back, and the warm airflow when speaking also made people's ears itchy.Unaccustomed to it, Garald wanted to dodge, but he had no way out, unable to move under the weight of [-] pounds on his body.

"I didn't say anything just now, and you left."

It's much better than the dumbfounded look in the lounge just now.The captain is like a processor that has finally restarted successfully after a crash. Not only has he stabilized the opponent's weight, but even his aura has changed slightly, making the elf have the illusion that he is a canned dog being targeted by a golden retriever: "Our The conversation is not over, Jiajia."

"But our problem has been solved." With a snort, Garald bit each sound hard: "It's a perfect solution, Captain, I've finished talking to you about what I want to talk about."

"OK then."

Not wanting to compete with him on this, Steve sighed slightly, his breath brushing away the last strand of black hair falling between them: "You're done talking with me, now let me talk to you."

"Talk about what?"

"fall in love."

"..."

Mr. Elf suspected that something was wrong with his ears.If not, there is something wrong with Captain America's brain.He suddenly widened his eyes and looked at the handsome profile of the man in the darkness, as if he had suddenly heard the most incredible thing in the world, and he didn't even care that his lips accidentally touched Steve's ear.

"I thought you were the benchmark of morality in the human world, the one who is very dedicated." Garald took a deep breath: "And now you tell me that you started to cheat before you caught up with your girlfriend?"

Steve:  …

Wait, that's not what I told you, okay.

Suddenly wanted to pull Hawkeye over and beat him up immediately.Steve closed his eyes helplessly, and couldn't help sighing again: "I'm really very dedicated."

Before Garald could realize what it meant, he buried his face in the collar of the other party, and said sullenly: "I don't have any girlfriend at all, Clint just wanted to tease me like this, this The entire Avengers can testify."

"Jiajia, I only have you."

"..."

Not surprisingly, Mr. Elf was thoroughly frightened by him.

"So," after a few seconds of silence, he said hesitantly, "It's all Barton's fault?"

Nodding, shaking his head again, the not-so-soft blond hair brushed Jarod's neck, making it a little itchy.Steve hesitated for a while, as if he had finally made up his mind, and the kind of resignation to fate once again appeared on his face.Now that things have been said to this extent, there is no need for him to hide some things.

"If I could, I wouldn't want to tell you in this situation."

Feeling that his sighs today have far exceeded the sum of the past, the captain slightly tightened the corners of his mouth: "The "Star-Spangled Banner" is me, and it is not difficult to admit this.But at that time, I was really scared. When I realized it, a long time had passed, and I really didn't know... how to talk to you about this topic. "

Recalling the feeling when he suddenly found out that "Fried Golden Flower" was by his side and was his new teammate, Steve still doesn't know how to describe it.But there is one thing he is very sure of, that is, if there was only a vague liking for "Fried Golden Flower" before, then when this ID and Garrod merged into one in reality, they became the only special existence in front of him. At that time, not only was he never disappointed, those good feelings started to become more and more surging like tributaries flowing into the river from all directions.

"I never wanted to keep it from you, Jiajia." He said sullenly, "I want to find a more formal occasion to confess to you."

Although it may still be unavoidable to be beaten, or something else that makes the elves feel angry, Steve still feels that it is necessary: ​​"I thought it would make this look more serious, rather than a perfunctory whim." .”

"……What's up?"

Garrod raised an eyebrow in doubt.And the captain quickly gave him an unexpected but reasonable answer:

"I like that about you."

Steve paused: "No, I like it the most."

"I don't have a favorite superhero."

"My favorite is only you."

The two sentences he left for himself came to mind involuntarily.I don't know if it was because of being pressed on the ground all the time and he was a little lack of oxygen. Jialuode only felt that a large number of fireworks exploded in front of his eyes, making him dizzy, and even his breathing became a little difficult for a while.

"So, what do you think?"

But the other party still didn't stop because he said the most important part, and quickly pulled out the problem he didn't want to face, and put it in front of him.

...What was he thinking?

This is really not a good answer.

After being silent for a while, Jialuode spoke slowly, even he himself felt angry: "Get up from me first."

The two were so close, Steve must have heard it.And Mr. Elf quickly felt the weight on his body leave him in an instant, but the heat did not, but still shrouded around him, and he grabbed the arm that was still on his waist, and with a strong pull, Garrod picked up.He took a few steps forward and put him on the bed.

"Let me remind you that you also said that you like me the most."

He reached out and touched the elf's furry head.The big golden retriever squatted down by the bed, looked up at him, and pointed: "And you called me cute."

"..."

Garald felt that he could not answer this question.Although he did call it that, but at that time, he was still separated from the Internet, and he didn't know that the "Star-Spangled Banner" was equal to the setting of Captain America. If he were to call Steve like that now...

Mr. Elf felt that it would be more enjoyable for him to jump directly from the roof of the Avengers Building.

"I admit, I love 'The Star-Spangled Banner,' yes. "

After hesitating for a while, he simply broke the jar.The old virgin who has lived for nearly [-] years and has never been in love blushed a little, as if she was not used to confessing what she was thinking so frankly:

"But this premise is that I don't know that the "Star-Spangled Banner" is you...Of course, I don't mean that I don't like you, Captain.I just haven't been able to knead the two images together, and I can't be sure that there really isn't any difference between the two likes...you know what I mean? "

"I know."

Having experienced it myself, I naturally understand why it feels like this.Steve nodded, his face was reflected in different shades by the neon splashing from the window, although he was a little disappointed, it was far from the worst situation he thought: "Do you want to say, you need A little time to adapt, or think about it?"

"Correct."

Garald also nodded: "It shouldn't be too long."

……Oh well.

Not wanting to push the elves too hard, Steve pursed his lips and stood up from the bed: "I'll answer me when you think it over."

However, before Garald could heave a sigh of relief, he gave him a good shoulder pat from both of us.The captain watched him condescendingly speak again, with a very serious expression:

"Of course, you must 'think it over'. Besides, I don't accept answers that are different from what I expected."

Garrod: ...

"Captain, I—"

His face was very tangled, and he always felt that if he dared to refuse, he might never be able to leave the Avengers Building again in this life. Mr. Elf opened his mouth to say something, but was interrupted by a sudden hug.

"I understand, you don't have to answer me too quickly."

With his arms around Jarod's shoulders, his expression didn't change, but the strength he used showed that it wasn't the case.Steve sighed, pressed Jarod's head against his chest, finally couldn't help it, lowered his head and kissed him lightly on the forehead.

It's like a breeze, and it's like floating water.

"We can take our time."

After a pause, the captain said: "Until you make up your mind, I will always be with you."

And he will never lose, no matter what.

He has always believed so firmly.