[Comprehensive British and American] Old popsicle online dating rules

——I just want to have a good talk with you.

In Captain America's cognition, the phrase "have a good talk" is synonymous with "I want to have a good fight with you".What's more, Garald has now inserted the knife on the table, and he himself leans back on the back of the chair, with his arms resting on the armrests on both sides, his hands overlapped at the chin, and his eyes look a little bit like hating iron. Unable to steel his heartbroken heart, the whole elf exuded an aura of a boss, which made Steve couldn't help shaking his eyelids, and suddenly had the illusion that he was being lectured by his parents.

"What do you want to talk to me about...?"

It took a lot of effort to move his eyes away from the gleaming dagger, Steve observed Jarod's expression, and opened his mouth carefully.Although he doesn't know what happened so far, the elf's looming anger is obviously directed towards him, so it's absolutely right to put his attitude right first, otherwise——

Taking a glance at the low-key but definitely not cheap furnishings in the lounge, Steve was sure that with the ability Garrod had shown so far, it was definitely not enough for them to dismantle it.

He suddenly felt a little scared.It wasn't that he was afraid that Jialuode would beat him, but that after the fight was over, the reason for their fight would still not be resolved, and the quarrel would end.

soon.

While Steve was observing himself, he was also observing the other party. Mr. Elf was silent for a while, staring straight at his face, sliding his finger on the screen, and then slowly raised the Here comes Captain America's cell phone.

On the operating interface that lit up, it was the photo of Garald and Steve outside the lounge.

After making sure that the other party saw clearly, Mr. Elf slowly raised his mobile phone, flipped to the post of "Fried Golden Flower", clicked on the photo posted in the space, zoomed in, and chatted with Steve Husband side by side for comparison.

It's the same.

"explain?"

Smiling slightly at the captain, Jarod's voice sounded unusually calm now: "After thinking about it, your answer will determine how many parts you will be missing in the future."

Steve:  …

"I--"

From the moment Jarod unlocked his phone screen, his face turned blue, to the end as if he had been hit in the head by Thor, his whole body exuded a resentful and unlovely atmosphere.Steve opened his mouth, and just about to say something, a heart-piercing cough suddenly came from beside him, which not only interrupted his train of thought, but also unconsciously attracted the attention of both of them.

"Cough cough cough—!!"

Bending over to support the bar counter, he was rolling his eyes at the ceiling without any image.The president's father, who choked himself half to death with a sip of coffee because he was too excited just now, met the eyes of the two of them, blushed, rushed to the dining table and grabbed a piece of pizza, then quickly retreated behind the bar, waving his hands desperately Self is not important:

"It's okay, I just choked accidentally, take a piece of pizza and press it down. Go ahead, don't worry about me."

As he said that, he also picked up the magazine on the bar to cover his face, never wishing so much that he would not have any sense of presence here.

"Yes, Jiajia."

Then it occurred to me that there was something like dinner.Steve stood up from the chair and pushed the pizza box forward, trying to temporarily divert the topic of death, if it could be delayed for a while: "You eat the food first, what do you want to talk about?" We can wait a while and then..."

'Peng——'

Garald thrust the second dagger into the table with force: "Sit down."

Steve sat back reflexively.

Half of the pizza in Tony's hand fell to the ground with a 'crack'.

"..."

Nearly ten thousand years have endowed Garald with an almost static gentleness and tranquility, but he has experienced almost all the wars, large and small, in Middle-earth, and he has been polished by blood and fire. He is by no means a weak person.At the very least, being caught off guard by Mr. Elf's sudden aura, both Captain America and Iron Man felt their scalps go numb.Especially looking at the two short knives stuck on the table, each of which was almost half-sinked into the blade, even if it didn't really stick to his body, he could still feel the unparalleled sharpness and chill.

... So, they really can't do anything good today.

Some kind of resignation began to appear on his face, Steve sighed lightly, sat at the table a little dejectedly, waiting silently for Garrod to make a verdict.

And soon, he heard him speak again.

"I just have two questions for you, Captain."

Can't tell what emotion it is.Jarod raised his chin slightly and looked directly into Steve's sea-like blue eyes. His tone seemed to hide a lot, but there seemed to be nothing: "I hope you can answer me seriously."

After a pause, Steve nodded.

well.

Garald took a deep breath: "First, are you the "Star-Spangled Banner" who has been chatting with me on LEX? "

This question has obviously skipped the link of going around in circles, and went straight to the essence.For the two of them, the answer was already obvious. Maybe the elf just needed a final, direct affirmation from himself, and he didn't need to lie anymore.

Therefore, Captain America simply admitted it.

"Yes." He also looked into Garrod's eyes: "It's always been me."

"Then you also know that I am "Fried Golden Flower". "

The expression didn't change because of this answer. Mr. Elf nodded, and after a few seconds of silence, he asked Steve the second question: "When did you know? Before I sent you the photo, or after? "

"..."

This question is a bit more difficult to answer than the previous one.This is not to say that Captain America, who has four times the memory, will suddenly forget this matter, but that he always feels like a bastard who deceives netizens. I was so tongue-tied and overwhelmed at the time.

"Before posting the photo."

Carefully observe the face of the elf.He hesitated for a while, and finally, he answered honestly: "It was when you just woke up from the injury."

"……yes."

After being stunned for a while, Jarod almost sighed.

Then, Steve was horrified to find that his shoulders collapsed in an instant, as if all the supporting strength had been emptied suddenly, and the aura around him that seemed to stab people disappeared in an instant. Like a balloon that has been punctured, his expression also began to become a little less interested.

"Okay, I see."

Waving to the captain, Jarod just felt that he couldn't raise his spirits now.Even the urge to hit someone aggressively at the beginning was gone, I couldn't use my strength in my hands and feet, and my chest seemed to be missing something, lightly, as if it would collapse from the inside out in the next second.

forget it.

Mr. Fairy thought with such a lack of interest.Captain America is not obliged to tell himself about his vest, nor is he obliged to be responsible for a few words on the Internet that are not a confession, nor is he obliged to like himself like his girlfriend who has a crush on him.

On the contrary, if it was a character like Steve, Garald felt that maybe he misunderstood the meaning of his message at the beginning.After all, which law in the United States stipulates that friends are not allowed to express the feeling of "you are the only one I like the most"?

It's because he hasn't kept up with the times, and he can't blame others.

"But I must also say something to you, Captain."

Pretending to shrug his shoulders relaxedly, Garrod wiped his face, and smiled a little reluctantly at Steve, who had a dull expression:

"If you could spend a third of the time talking to me every day to spend more time with your girlfriend, you wouldn't be single now."

No, let him still have a little bit of stupid luck.

"..."

Before he realized what the elf's sudden change was, he was slapped in the face by the word 'girlfriend'.Steve froze in place for a moment, his expression changed drastically, as if he wanted to refute, but also as if he didn't know where to start, even his brows were tangled together, forming an incomprehensible knot.

And Tony next to him has already spit out a mouthful of coffee.

"Listen to me, Jiajia, the captain actually—"

Glancing at Steve's face, it was even uglier than being punched.In order to prevent his building from being demolished by the captain with bare hands, the president's father decided to speak up immediately and fill in the hole for that damned bastard Hawkeye.However, before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Jarod.

"No, you don't have to say it, Tony."

Waving his hands without energy, Jarod slowly pulled out his own knives from the table one by one: "I know it's not the captain's fault."

It's because he takes things that shouldn't be taken seriously.

"It's just, Steve, although you are like this to everyone. But if you are on the Internet, you should not always say such misleading things. I will forget it. If it were someone else, it would definitely not be so easy to end today."

After all, he was so much older than Steve, and he could still convince himself to maintain his dignity as an elder and pamper him.But if it was someone else who was so teased and irresponsible, Steve would probably have been stabbed by now, it wouldn't be such a happy thing.

"I wish you happiness, Captain."

I silently mourned my first love that died without a problem for thousands of years.Garald put the knife back into its sheath, stood up from the table in a dispirited manner, nodded at the two, picked up his phone, turned and walked out.

He didn't look at Steve's ugly face after listening to him, as if he had swallowed a half-orc.

"...So, are you going to sit here all night?"

Finally, he was dumbfounded and digested what happened just now.Tony Stark glanced at the table, wanted to laugh, but also felt a little sad for the elf's expression as if he was about to cry before he left. He looked at Captain America very complicatedly:

"If you're not going to do something, I'm going to do it."

"..."

Steve stood up abruptly from the long table.

"Tell Clint for me that if I see his face in the mansion in a week's time, I can't promise I won't refrain from punching him."

He didn't care about the chair that was brought down by himself.Steve took a step sideways, stumbled over the legs of the table, steadied himself immediately, and passed Tony in front of him like a gust of wind, before disappearing into the hallway outside the lounge door.

Seeing his hurried back, the president's father rolled his eyes towards the ceiling, picked up the captain's cell phone from the table, flipped through the address book, and quickly locked a number and dialed it.

It didn't take long to wait for the other party to pick up.

"Hello, Barton?"

It was hard to hide the schadenfreude in his tone, Tony smiled towards the other end of the phone: "You can come back tomorrow."

"..."

Hawkeye didn't know what to say.Tony shrugged, put the phone between his ears and his shoulders, and looked down at his watch: "I'll book you a plane ticket and make sure you'll arrive before dinner...Of course, I didn't lie to you, the captain really needs it now." you."

"—Trust me, when you walk in the door tomorrow, he will happily give you a high."