[Comprehensive British and American] Old popsicle online dating rules

""Fried Golden Flower": Are you there? "

I didn't expect the netizens to go online so quickly, and it was such a coincidence. Steve didn't have time to think about it, so he pressed a line on the phone to go up, as if he was afraid that the other party would leave if it was a second later.

"The Star-Spangled Banner: Of course it is. "

"Star-Spangled Banner: I happen to be looking for you too. "

And Garrod quickly replied to him.

""Fried Golden Flower": Really?That's a coincidence, you probably won't be able to find me any later. "

"The Star-Spangled Banner: Why? [surprise]"

""Zha Jinhua": Because I found a new temporary job, I will go out with them on a business trip soon, and I may not be able to work for a while. "

Although he didn't know much about the Hydra organization, Garald felt that they would definitely not build a secret base in a place with network coverage, and probably there would be no call signal.And he has no relatives or friends in the 21st century, and his disappearance from the civilized world will not attract much attention. Apart from "Star-Spangled Banner", Mr. Elf doesn't know who he still needs, or who else he can say goodbye to.

It was such a coincidence.

It never occurred to him that "Fried Golden Flower" would also be going on a business trip. Steve was stunned for a while, and then continued to click on the phone, unable to control his excessive concern.

""Star-Spangled Banner": Then you must pay attention to safety outside.

""Star-Spangled Banner": Don't go out casually at night, don't go to places where there are few people, even if you go, ask someone to go with you. "

""Star-Spangled Banner": Don't be too aggressive, pay attention to rest, and protect yourself. "

""Fried Golden Flower":..."

Knowing that the other party would never stop preaching, Jialuode pressed a series of ellipsis in a dumbfounded manner.But it's not boring, but quite useful.

"Zha Jin Hua": I know. "

"Zha Jin Hua": What about you, what can you do for me? "

Steve hesitated for a rare moment.

"Star-Spangled Banner: I also plan to tell you that I will be on a business trip recently, and I may be going for a few days. "

"The Star-Spangled Banner: So..."

""Fried Golden Flower": So? "

It's rare to see his netizens so hesitant, and he didn't report like this when he wasn't online for two or three days. Jialuode blinked in confusion, not quite understanding what was going on.What he couldn't see was that on the sofa behind him, Captain America was frowning, raising and lowering the hand holding the phone, as if he was unsure whether to speak or not.

But in the end, he mustered up the courage and pressed a line of message to send out:

"The Star-Spangled Banner: So, when I get back, can we come out and meet?" "

""Star-Spangled Banner": I want to know the real you and get along with the real you.In reality, I believe we can also become very good friends. "

"The Star-Spangled Banner: Can you promise me?" "

Garrod: ...

This is for face-to-face, right?

This is indeed the "Star-Spangled Banner" to face base, he did not understand wrong, right?

Mr. Elf, who had never considered such a thing, looked confused.

He and "The Star-Spangled Banner" have known each other online for almost half a year now. Although it doesn't mean that they get together to chat every day, as long as one of them is online, they will definitely open LEX first to see if there are any new developments or new messages from each other. It's like a part of everyday life.There is an attraction between them that no one else can understand, which is the resonance accumulated by similar experiences and situations. At least, in the long time Garald has been awake, he has never found any one. A better friend than "The Star-Spangled Banner."

So, if you go to meet Ji and develop the relationship between the two into reality, it doesn't seem to be a particularly unacceptable thing?

Thinking of this, Garald blinked slowly, and after reconfirming that he read the meaning of the netizen correctly, he began to edit the message to the restless "Star-Spangled Banner" on the screen:

""Fried Golden Flower": emmm... If you wish, I have no objection. "

"Zha Jin Hua": It's just that I'm afraid I'll scare you. "

During the half a minute that Garald was thinking, he had been anxious countless times, almost tearing his hair out.Seeing that "Fried Golden Flower" finally replied, Steve immediately picked up his phone and pressed on the screen without thinking.

"Star-Spangled Banner: It's okay, you won't scare me anyway. "

"The Star-Spangled Banner: I don't want to see you because of your looks or anything superficial. "

Mr. Elf smiled slightly, and immediately wanted to tease the netizens.

"Zha Jin Hua": I am very moved to hear you say that. "

""Zha Jin Hua": But let me tell you first, if you look too ugly, I will turn around and leave. "

Steve:  …

He touched his face involuntarily. Although he didn't care about other people's evaluation of his appearance, the captain felt that he should be able to see it.Even if it wasn't as good as the soft light of the elf behind him, it wasn't too bad.

Thinking of this, he glanced at Garald, who was concentrating on the phone behind him and didn't know what he was looking at. The captain secretly decided that when he really meets the netizens, he must not bring this person with him, because he is too stealthy.

"The Star-Spangled Banner: I don't think I'll disappoint you too much. "

"The Star-Spangled Banner: So we're done with that?"I'll contact you when I get back. "

""Fried Golden Flower": OK. "

""Fried Golden Flower": You should also pay attention to safety when you are on a business trip. "

Finally, send a smiling expression, and say goodbye to the "Star-Spangled Banner".Watching the other person's profile picture turn into offline gray, a gentle smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he suddenly looked forward to the scene after returning from the mission.

After all, the intuition belonging to the elves told him that this meeting should be... interesting?

"Gentlemen, the assembly time is coming soon, please move to the roof?"

Just as Garald was staring at the black screen of the phone in a daze, Captain America had already opened the webpage to search for nearby places suitable for face-to-face.The black widow's voice suddenly sounded from the ceiling, interrupting their thoughts: "Keep a lady waiting is not what a gentleman should do."

"Wait a minute, Natasha." She immediately stood up and put the phone back in her pocket.Although he knew that the widow couldn't see what was going on in the lounge, Steve still picked up the shield and nodded apologetically, "We'll go up right away... Are everyone else here?"

"Except Stark."

The roar of the Quinjet engine came from the channel.Sitting in the cockpit, the widow couldn't help rolling her eyes at the top of the cabin: "Maybe we don't need to wait for him at all, anyway, he flies faster wearing armor."

"Hey, that's not okay." Natasha's voice hadn't finished yet, and the president's father had already cut the channel into his laboratory before the captain could speak: "We finally got a new teammate, you can't stop us Have a proper exchange before working, right, Jia...what is the name of that elf Jia?"

"Garrod."

Lifting his own bow, he followed Steve into the elevator that went straight to the top of the building.Mr. Elf looked around, but couldn't see where the communication equipment was, so he could only speak in a random direction.

"All right, Garrod."

Throw empty coffee cups down the sink.Tony woke up Jarvis, put on his battle armor, and flew from the terrace outside the laboratory to the Quinjet on the top apron: "Mind if I give you a better name? How about Jiajia? "

Jiajia.

Mr. Elf was taken aback suddenly.

"Jia Jia."

"How about I call you that from now on?"

The scene in front of him suddenly faded away like a tide, like a misplaced jigsaw puzzle, pieced together the hometown that he probably would never return to.Garald remembered that when he heard this, Rivendell was still in the midsummer with green trees, the sun passed through the flowing water of the waterfall in the mountain, and reflected on the elf's dazzling golden hair under the tree, there was a flash of light. In an instant, people can't help but think of the sparkling sea under the moon.

Turning his head, he looked at his old friend who had finally returned after years of wandering.He curled his lips in disgust, and poked his head out from the oldest birch tree in the mountains:

"My God, you've been thinking about it for 1000 years, and you came up with such a terrible name? Didn't you forget to bring your brain out when you reincarnated from Mandos?"

The man smiled leisurely.

"Then do you think it's nice to call me Ah Hua? Don't forget that I watched you grow up. This is just a small revenge. I decided to call me that from now on. Jiajia, Jiajia, Ka-ka--"

"...Do you want to fight, Glorfindel?!"

His expression suddenly blanked out for a few seconds, because he remembered those memories that were too long ago.Although Garald quickly returned to normal, the slight trance was still keenly captured by Captain America, and he frowned and patted him on the shoulder lightly.

"Tony doesn't mean anything malicious, he just likes to call others very special names."

Lowering his voice, he leaned closer to the elf's ear, but he didn't notice that the elf was trembling imperceptibly, and the tips of his ears were a little red: "If you don't like to speak directly, he won't mind."

"But I really don't mind."

Because the air current brought up by the whisper brushed over the most sensitive place, Garald moved a little away, and replied: "I just remembered a friend from the past, and he often called me that. And..."

He's kind of like you.

After hesitating for a while, he still didn't say the word.Garrod never denied that the reason he likes Captain America is that he saw some shadows of former friends in this superhero, but they are two different individuals from beginning to end, and they are two souls independent of each other.This point, no matter how much the elves miss the past, it is absolutely impossible to forget.

Probably the elf's expression at this moment was too complicated, and Steve didn't know what to answer for a while.However, this kind of Garrod reminded him of the night when he sent the photos, he sat in the convenience store downstairs of the netizen's apartment to comfort "Fried Golden Flower".Captain America once thought that humans were creatures that would suddenly nostalgic, but now, he found that elves probably did the same.

It would be great if "Fried Golden Flower" was Garrod.

Squeezing the elf's shoulders hard, Steve thought silently.In this way, he can stand by his side when he is unhappy, and give him some help within his ability, instead of even comforting him through the cold mobile phone screen, invisible and untouchable, no matter how worried he is, he can’t help him Send the slightest bit of loneliness.

I became more and more determined to meet the netizens when I came back, and it happened that the elevator had reached the top floor at this time.The captain smiled, let go of the hand on Jarod's shoulder, stepped out of the elevator door first, and walked towards the long-awaited teammates on the tarmac.

"Because our troops are divided into two groups, our combat power has been greatly weakened. Even if there are reinforcements, it will take time to arrive. So this mission may be a bit dangerous."

When stepping on the hatch that opened in the belly of the Quinjet machine, Steve turned his head and once again exhorted his new teammates:

"I hope you must be more careful, try to cooperate with me, and never fight alone."

"I know." Following behind him, Garrod nodded.

"Also, if you find something, you must report it first, and don't act without authorization."

"it is good."

"You have to protect yourself and don't be brave."

"……Oh."

"If you're in danger, you'd better hide behind me."

"..."

Are you my mother?

Steve's long-winded appearance was similar to that of a "Star-Spangled Banner" fan. Mr. Elf couldn't bear to refuse. Although he couldn't help complaining a few words, he didn't object.And it's been a long time since I met such an obedient and easy-going teammate. The captain also seemed very happy, so happy that Black Widow and Hawkeye didn't even have the heart to remind him. The waves are flying.

So, after being released by the Quinjet machine in a primitive jungle in a certain barren mountain, Steve assigned the Falcon the task of attracting firepower, and then turned around to find their archers to cover his advance and clear the base sentry. At that time, it was discovered that the ten-thousand-year-old spirit had already drawn its bow and string, kept moving and moving on the treetops, and quickly shot down all the hydra it could see.

team leader:……

What about obeying the command in all actions that have been agreed?

"I'm covering you, but there's no one here who can fight, so I'll take care of it for you first."

Holding the quiver that was half empty soon, Jarod blinked innocently: "By the way, can you help me retrieve some arrows?"

Looking at the forest that suddenly became extremely quiet, Steve and Sam, who thought there would be a fierce battle, could only remain silent.

"Wait, they're all archers, why can I just pick up the arrows by myself?" Hawkeye has been watching the situation here on the channel, and feels that he has found another reason to retire early: "And the captain didn't say Him! He ran around and didn’t say anything, why?!”

"If you have a face that makes people angry, and promise to kill [-]% of the Hydra at our destination, I can pretend that I didn't see you running around, and then follow you to help you pick up arrows."

Glancing back at him, Natasha said relentlessly, "Jealousy makes you ugly, Clint."

Hawkeye: ...Oh.

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