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After cleaning up the Hydra sentry on the outskirts of the base, the three people in charge of this target continued to sneak deeper into the jungle.

According to the information of S.H.I.E.L.D., Hydra built their secret base somewhere on the mountain, relying on this rolling mountain range to isolate all modern technology detection, although infrared imaging can help them find the enemy's position in advance , but fighting in the lush primeval jungle is still a test of skill.Especially for Falcon, when he doesn't need to attract enemy firepower, his flying prop suit becomes a useless existence: if he flies over the jungle, he will be immediately seen by the enemy as a target, and by the way, the two people on the ground will be exposed. The whereabouts of teammates; and if you want to fold your wings and make do with it, gliding between the trees——

"Boom!"

The loud noise coming from the channel made Garald pull off the headset, rubbing his ears while feeling sorry for his ten times hearing.Beside him, Captain America also stopped, turned his head and glanced, his voice was full of obvious helplessness:

"Sorry, Sam crashed into a tree again."

In this regard, Mr. Elf is also very sad.

"How many times is this the first time? Didn't he be fooled?" Holding the bow, he jumped down from the tree lightly.Looking at the falcon who was staggering towards them, clutching his forehead, Garrod sighed, "Why don't you let him come down with us?"

"But I need to confirm the enemy's position." Taking out an adhesive tape from his pocket and sticking it on his forehead, Sam pointed to the lush jungle directly in front of them: "There is still a distance from the base building at the end. There will definitely be secret whistle alerts, and we have to find them in advance so as not to scare the snake."

"Indeed." Seeing that Garrod's eyes fell on him, Steve also nodded: "Although I have four times the vision, it is easy to be blocked by trees. And Sam can use infrared thermal imaging to see more There are many things, and the field of vision in mid-air is also wider."

...Okay, after all, I want a scout.

He sighed again. Although Garald didn't know how useful that infrared thermal imaging was, the forest was the home of the elves. If it was just for spotting enemies, he might still be useful.

"Let me come, I can wake up the tree spirits here to help us."

Waving to the two of them, Mr. Elf lightly stroked the rough tree trunk beside him.Soon, both the captain and Falcon were surprised to find that the crown of the tree began to move without wind, as if it was cheering and jumping for something, and made a pleasant 'rustling' sound.

The Elves are nature's darlings, and the Valar gave them all the best in the world when they were created.And as one of the few elves in the third era who had seen the glory of the Two Sacred Trees with his own eyes, it was not too difficult for Jarod to communicate with the vegetation that hadn't grown at these ages.

There seemed to be ancient whispers in the wind that blew from the deep woods.Steve and Sam glanced at each other, and found the same shock and dullness in each other's eyes.

"Come with me."

According to the surviving tree spirits, apart from the secret base at the foot of the mountain, there are two teams in this forest alone, with a total of 12 people approaching them from different directions. Not a decent threat.So, drawing an arrow from behind and drawing the bowstring, Mr. Elf nodded to his two teammates, jumped up the treetop first, and quickly disappeared among the lush branches and leaves. Explained something to him earnestly.

Steve who was left behind mercilessly: ...

Do you still remember that you promised to report what you found first, and not to act without authorization?

"Hey, elves are pretty powerful, right Cap."

Seeing Garald's back getting farther and farther away in the field of vision, Falcon, who had made up his mind to pick up arrows behind him, shrugged and turned his head to look, but was immediately frightened back by the captain's expression.

"No matter how powerful it is, this is not the reason for him to act alone. What if he is injured?!"

Replying to him like this, Steve didn't even look at the little friend around him, and immediately ran out after the elf's back.And looking at his somewhat terrifying expression, for a moment, Falcon felt that the captain might not be going to deal with the Hydra at all, but was going to shoot the elf to death directly with the shield.

After standing still in silence for a while, he pressed the headset and cut into Black Widow's channel resolutely and calmly: "So, what should I do now?"

"Of course follow up, little fool." Quickly answered, the widow's voice sounded inexplicably loving: "Listen more, think more, and you will agree with me. Only a boyfriend by his side is suitable for Rogers , any online dating is an unreliable rumor."

Falcon: ...Oh.

Reminds me of the Black Widow 'Pig Arch Cabbage' theory before departure.Before taking a step, Falcon silently straightened the goggles, deciding that no matter what happens in the future, he must protect his eyes that are too easy to find beauty.

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Although there were a lot of Hydra soldiers facing them, they did not gather together, and Garald took the lead in the dark again. No matter how many people there were, it was just a matter of a few arrows for him.However, the seemingly simple matter encountered a little bit of trouble at the end - because the remaining few people dispersed too quickly, he couldn't solve it all at once, but he was touched by one of them and even took out his hand. Out of the gun, seize the opportunity to shoot a round of bullets at him.

That's going too far, man.

Quickly dodged behind the tree, listening to the muffled sound of bullets embedded in the trunk.Garald pulled out the dagger from behind and held it in his palm, his eyes scanned the surroundings, ready to take advantage of the opportunity of the opponent to change the magazine and rush out, flipping onto the tree behind him, let this guy feel the agility that the elves are fully charged Skill.

However, before he could find a chance to make a move, there was a sound of breaking through the air from the direction he came from.A very familiar red, blue and white tri-color shield almost flew past the elf's cheek, hit the tree trunk next to it, changed direction, and finally hit the Hydra soldier's head, there was no need to stay behind. Just like that, it knocked people unconscious.

Of course I know it's Captain America's handwriting.Garrod paused, put the knife back in its original place, and was about to turn around to say thank you, but was taken aback by Steve's face suddenly appearing in front of him.

"I think we need to talk." When he said this, the captain's expression was very serious.

"Ah? That's right." And Jialuode looked confused: "Didn't you say that we will have a cup of coffee and talk about it when we go back?"

"..."

Obviously choked, for a moment, Steve didn't know what to say.But soon, the annoyance at Garald's unauthorized actions took over again. He looked at the elf's green eyes like new leaves, and didn't even intend to pick up the shield, just stared straight at him. .

"The talk I'm talking about is not that talk." The captain frowned and said, "It's that you need to be responsible for what you promised me."

Um?What did I promise?

Standing there for a few seconds, Garrod was at a loss.And probably because he was thinking too hard, Steve took a deep breath and couldn't help reminding: "On the plane."

Oh.

Remembering that on the plane, he seemed to have heard the mother-in-law of the captain. At that time, he still felt that it was very similar to "The Star-Spangled Banner". Mr. Elf nodded and suddenly realized: "So what did you say at that time?"

Steve:  …

"Hello Captain, how is your emotional communication going?"

Finally, belatedly, Falcon came out of the woods with a bundle of arrows he had picked up.Just wanted to say hello, but found a very dignified atmosphere (mainly from Captain America) flowing between the two, so frightened that Sam immediately stood at attention, silently pasting the big tree on one side, pretending that he did not exist at all Pass.

He also noticed that something was wrong with Steve's face, and Jarod immediately sounded the first-level alarm in his head.Although I really didn't remember what I agreed to casually at the time, this did not prevent Mr. Elf from realizing that he seemed to have accidentally stepped on the captain's tail.

"Sorry, I was wrong."

Having lived for nearly ten thousand years and traveled almost all over Middle-earth, what Garald has learned the most is how to assess the situation.Seeing Steve's expression as if he was about to be photographed by a shield, he immediately apologized before speaking, with a very sincere attitude.He was so sincere that even if he knew clearly that he didn't understand what he had done wrong, he still couldn't continue to be angry with him.

Therefore, Falcon, who stood silently on the sidelines, was surprised to find that Steve, who looked puffy at first, suddenly deflated at a speed visible to the naked eye, like a punctured balloon.

"We are your teammates, you should trust us more."

Sighing, the captain wiped off the remaining coldness on his face, and looked at the elf's expression as if he was looking at his disobedient son: "I know it's difficult for you to integrate into our team immediately, and I don't ask for it." How seamlessly you cooperate, but you should at least be with us. In this way, if something happens, like the dangerous situation just now, we can help you in time, right?"

"……Um."

Xin said that the situation just now was not considered dangerous, at most it was a little furry and cute little trouble, but now Garrod absolutely dare not just say that.So, under Steve's sincere and full gaze, Mr. Elf could only tighten the corners of his mouth, and nodded aggrievedly.

"That's good."

Confirming that Garrod was really listening to him this time, Steve also heaved a sigh of relief, and at the same time couldn't help reaching out and rubbing his head: "You must remember to follow me later, don't I rushed too hard."

Garrod, who was plucked like a cat: "...Oh."

"You must tell me what you find, and we can discuss a solution together."

"Yes."

"Also, you are an archer. If you encounter a Hydra with a gun, you must first protect yourself, and leave the rest to us. After all, you are not wearing a bulletproof vest, and you are easily stray bullets... Wait, I remember Coulson said it was prepared for you, why didn't you wear a bulletproof vest?!"

Garald, who doesn't know what a bulletproof vest is: ...

I always feel that there should be something wrong with this style of painting Falcon:  …

"Seriously, why do I feel like I'm watching Hawkeye's son teach him a lesson?"

Seeing that the captain started a new round of safety education at the right time, the elf stood in front of him with a drooping head and a look of lovelessness.Sam quietly opened the Black Widow channel, moved behind the tree trunk, and felt that his head was full of question marks: "The captain is already in his 90s, and he is from the grandpa's generation. Could it be that I just broke my brain and produced What strange hallucination?"

"I don't think so."

Following her teammates off the plane, the widow pressed the headset and quickly replied: "The captain is indeed very old, but his age is not even a fraction of Garrod's."

"What?!" Glancing at Mr. Elf's younger face than Steve, Falcon couldn't believe it: "Then how old is he?!"

"It's been so long that he can't remember it himself."

Natasha paused suspiciously: "However, a conservative estimate, if you don't count the thousands of years he was buried underground, he is probably 9872 years old this year."

Falcon: ...Wori Oh.

The author has something to say: Mullard: daily guidance work;

Jia Ge: Pampering the younger generation every day;

Hawkeye: Daily preparations for retirement;

Widows: Pick up people's vests every day;

Falcon: Daily doubts about life;