[Comprehensive British and American] Old popsicle online dating rules

"Are you reliable in doing this?"

It took 10 minutes with Clint to make sure he was right about Black Widow.Falcon stared wide-eyed, looked at the compartment Garrod walked in, and then at Natasha who was sitting on the sofa smiling, really didn't know what expression to put on:

"And, haven't you always wanted to find a girlfriend for the captain?"

"You mean after he screwed up all eleven dates with the girls I connected him with?"

Black Widow sneered: "I now think that Rogers may be more worthy of me introducing him to a boyfriend."

...Nonsense, the captain obviously looks like a straight guy who breaks through the sky, okay?

Although he absolutely dare not say it, it does not prevent Sam from complaining silently in his heart.But soon, he remembered a more important question than being straight, which was directly related to the success of Natasha No. 12's vain attempts to get the old Popsicle out of the order, and immediately won her first-level alert level. Pay attention to.

"Actually, I think the captain has someone he likes."

It's such an understatement that it doesn't feel like I'm dropping a blockbuster into the rest.Falcon thought for a while, raised his head, and looked at Clint and Natasha who were stunned in front of them:

"Didn't you introduce a dating website to him before? He seems to have found a guy on it who is quite easy to talk to. Whenever he has free time every day, he will hold his mobile phone and never let go. Last time I took a peek, it seems to be something What a joke, the captain even took a signed photo and sent it over... Seriously, this is a bit like online dating, right?"

"Hard to say."

After pondering for a while, Natasha asked: "The captain has been staring at the phone a lot lately. Are you sure he's doing this to chat with netizens?"

"Otherwise, it's not like you don't know what he is like. Opening a webpage is like opening a bomb. Even my grandma's hand speed is faster than him."

He mercilessly classified Steve into the series of "I'm Worse Than My Grandma". Sam recalled the expression that seemed to bloom every time he stared at the phone, smacking his lips, and suddenly filled with jealousy:

"I don't know who the girl is, but she has such a great ability to make an antique like the captain have an online relationship with her."

And more and more addicted to it.

She never thought that the dating website she gave to the old Popsicle Amway would become an obstacle to her in promoting her boyfriend. The widow looked blundered, and couldn't believe it was a mistake she would make.

Of course, she couldn't believe that an old iron tree like Steve Rogers actually knew it was blooming?It's actually the most fucking trendy online dating? !

"I wonder if Rodgers is just trying to confront me."

Very disappointed with her captain, Natasha snorted coldly, followed Falcon's words to determine the gender of "Fried Golden Flower": "When I didn't want to introduce girls to him, he found them online by himself." One?! Online dating is so unreliable, wouldn’t it be good for him to honestly talk about a boyfriend by his side?”

...Wait, that's not what you said when you forced the captain to register an account.

Standing silently behind the widow with a dull expression on his face, Clint moved his lips, but still didn't have the guts to speak out.On the contrary, Falcon shrugged and spoke under Natasha's unkind eyes, not thinking that this question was a problem:

"As long as the captain likes it, it's fine, and online dating is fine. Of course, it's great if this thing can be done. Even if he is accidentally cheated, can't Stark still find out the account of a mere dating website?"

It seems to be right.

Blinking, the widow was thoughtful, and the burning anger in her eyes died down.I always felt that she should be thinking about something she shouldn't know. Hawkeye took a step back calmly and pressed against the door of the lounge, but in the next second, the door was pushed forward by the door behind him, and the whole People directly PIA on the wall.

"I'm sorry I'm late...Huh? Why are you the only two? Where's Garrod and Clint?"

After seeing the situation in the lounge clearly, Captain America's tone instantly changed from apologetic to doubtful.Those sea-like blue eyes flicked back and forth between the widow and the falcon, as if expecting someone to give him an answer.

"Uh, well, Garald is changing clothes inside..."

Pointing to the compartment, and then pointing to the direction of the door, Sam said in a daze:

"...As for Barton, you should be able to see it after closing the door."

what?

Confused, Captain America moved half a step and pulled the door back to its original position, just in time to witness Hawkeye slipping crookedly from the wall, lying face down on the ground, like a salted fish giving up on a chopping board.

Steve:  …

So, when Garald changed into his combat uniform and walked out of the cubicle, he saw this scene.

At the gate of the break room, Captain America was apologizing while holding Clint by the collar, trying to pull him up from the ground.Falcon was slapping the table and laughing wildly, while Black Widow was still leaning against the bar and rolling her eyes. When she saw him coming out, she was taken aback suddenly, and then showed a very meaningful smile.

"What's going on, Agent Patton?"

Selectively keeping himself from looking in the direction of the widow, Jarod blinked puzzledly, and adjusted the position of the lower shoulder straps smoothly.

"It's nothing, he was just hurt physically and mentally by the captain."

Sitting on the sofa and almost laughing his teeth out, Sam managed to close his mouth and answered looking up, but his eyes widened the moment he saw the elf clearly, and he whistled involuntarily:

"You look great in this outfit, bro."

"Thank you."

Accepting Falcon's compliment frankly, Jarod returned a gentle smile.Then he heard a gasping sound from the direction of Captain America, which was mixed with the heavy sound of something falling on the floor, and Clint's whining and whining, it was hard not to draw other people's attention are attracted to the past.

"team leader……"

After being slapped on the wall by the same person and then dropped to the ground, Hawkeye weakly tugged at Steve's trousers and rolled his eyes towards the ceiling: "He's prettier than me, isn't he?"

Of course.

Nodding in their hearts, both Falcon and the widow thought so without hesitation.The appearance of the elves has always been at the top of the middle-earth, all of them are fair-skinned and beautiful, with thin waists and long legs, and Jarod's blood is also mixed with the most beloved Vatican elves blood, which is even more so. .Even if it spans thousands of years, it is the same in this strange era.And everyone who has seen him has no doubt that as long as the elf is willing, he can make countless men and women crazy for him with just this face.

Therefore, even Captain America must have something as cute as a normal person.

With expressions on their faces, the two said "Yo" at the same time, and watched with great interest as Jarrod walked towards Steve.

"Sorry, I just slipped my hand just now."

It was as if he just came back to his senses at this time.Steve coughed lightly, and denied it with a dignified face. At the same time, under Garrod's suspicious gaze, he reached out and helped Hawkeye up from the ground in a very friendly way:

"Actually, you've put on a little weight lately, and I wasn't fully prepared for that - you should remind me of that next time."

Falcon: ...

widow:……

Hawkeye: ...

Made, do I want to lose face?

Clint now wants to paste [-] mmp sentences on the captain's face.

"Hello guys, what are you all doing standing here?"

Just when the air was suddenly quiet, and he was so embarrassed that he was about to lose control, Tony Stark pushed the door in from outside the lounge again.Seeing this scene of bewildered faces, he silently backed out to see if he had entered the wrong place:

"Did the captain tell you about that? You don't have any constructive suggestions?...Wow, is this the elf? Our new teammate? Do you want to have a party tonight to welcome you?"

"Thank you, but no need."

Because of that cool-looking armor, I still have a deep impression on Iron Man.Garald raised his eyebrows, accepted his kindness, and rarely asked:

"Why don't you tell me what you just asked?"

"It's about the fact that we are going to dispatch all our staff to the two Hydra bases in Northern Europe... Wait, don't you know anything about it?"

As soon as he started, he found that the expressions of his teammates were not right, and Captain America was standing aside, smiling awkwardly but politely.Tony rolled his eyes toward the ceiling, looking at Steve with incredible eyes:

"You've been down for almost 10 minutes, and you haven't said a word to them? Are you really that old American Popsicle who dies if you don't fight crime for one minute and don't assign tasks for one minute?"

"I'm not that harsh, Tony."

Wisely ignoring the long string of incredible adjectives, Steve shook his head: "Let's get down to business first."

"Ok."

Clapping his hands, Tony woke up Jarvis and displayed a marked map on the mid-air virtual screen.It is roughly similar to the one Garald saw in S.H.I.E.L.D. The only difference is that the red triangles marked on it changed from a dozen to two.

"I did some research based on the information of SHIELD, and finally I was able to determine the location of the two bases, but the monsters that attacked New York - I heard that the official name seems to be half-orcs - still can't be sure which one it will be, so this time We're going to divide our troops into two groups."

Looking around at his teammates who were listening carefully, Tony raised his chin and continued with satisfaction:

"So, do you guys have any suggestions on how to group the questions?"

Several people looked at each other, and finally Natasha spoke first.

"We have two archers now." Nodding to Jarod, she kicked Clint who was sneaking behind the elf to peek at his bow. She suggested, "Separate them, and then The rest of us will combine."

"It should be so." Falcon raised his hand in agreement: "Stark and I can both fly, so we should be in different teams."

"Then me, Sam, and Garrod. Natasha, Tony, and Clint." Soon, Captain America made a final decision: "Dr. Go to reinforce which group you need Hulk."

"Seconded."

There is no opinion on this, and everyone nodded together.

"Since we all agree, let's meet on the roof in an hour."

I just want to come down and pour a cup of coffee, and watch the elves by the way.The president's father, who was fully satisfied, happily returned to the laboratory with the cup, hoping to give the battle armor another overhaul before departure.The others also went back to their places to make necessary preparations.Among them, only Steve and Garrod stayed in the lounge, looked at each other, nodded, each turned around and chose a sofa to sit down, and for some ulterior reason, exchanged All with their backs to each other.Then silently put the shield bow, took out the phone, and unlocked it.

After logging in to the LEX interface, Garald glanced around from the corner of his eye, and after confirming that no one was watching, he clicked on the "Star-Spangled Banner" dialog box.

After opening his own account, Steve clicked on the chat interface, and was just about to edit the message, but found that the gray profile picture of "Fried Golden Flower" suddenly brightened, and a chat message popped up.

""Fried Golden Flower": Are you there? "