Tang Seng is a cook

Seeing Hongye panicked, Zhuang Fan could only stand up for him, saying: "Zhenyuan, do you still remember the children of Wu You and Wu Wang?"

Hongye was dumbfounded, looked down at Zhenyuan, tears were streaming down her face, Zhenyuan was also a little dazed, took a breath slowly, turned around to look at Zhuang Fan and said, "I didn't understand the meaning of the holy monk."

Zhuang Fan looked at the two of them helplessly, and said: "What I mean is, the child in your stomach may already have a soul at this time, and it has already taken root in your stomach, and this child is not just you Yes, it’s still red leaves.”

Zhen Yuan was also in a daze, and after thinking for a long time, he said, "Then how will I give birth?" After all, the body structure of a man is different from that of a woman...

Zhuang Fanxin said that you were thinking too far, and said: "You should drink Luotaiquan first and try it. If the fetal gas cannot be dissipated, it will not be too late for you to talk about having a baby."

But Zhenyuan suddenly didn't want to drink any Luotaiquan at all!

At first, Zhenyuan thought that Hongye was trying to poison him to death. After drinking the water, his stomach ached and his heart ached. He said he would die if he died, and he was willing to die in Hongye's hands.

It's just that he kept moaning with abdominal pain, but seeing that Hongye was terrified, he fed him a lot of ginseng fruit juice and stuffed him with ginseng fruit, but seeing that it didn't work at all, he was so scared that he burst into tears. He was looking for an antidote, and suddenly he felt a little different in his heart.

Pretty good, he thought.

To die is to die.

It's really good to die in his arms like this, Zhen Yuan thought at that moment.

But after knowing that he was only pregnant, especially with Hongye's child, Zhen Yuanzi suddenly felt that he was all right!

No pain anywhere!

Refreshing!

Refreshing!

The sky is wide!

Now he can run around the four major continents three times without getting tired!

He doesn't want to die!He is going to have a baby!He wants to live another million years!

It's just that he is very witty, still lying in Hongye's arms "without power", looking at Hongye tremblingly, and pulling his hand, he said very "weakly": "Hongye, I want to give birth to this child, please. Please……"

Zhuang Fan watched silently from the sidelines, saying that he never knew Zhen Yuan could act so well...

Hongye still had tears in her eyes, tears streaming down her cheeks, sobbing, "But this child is only because of me..." I was angry with you and wanted to play tricks on you...

Zhenyuan quickly grabbed Hongye's hand, and begged: "I don't mind! I will love him very much! Hongye, I have been tens of thousands of years old, and I have this bit of flesh and blood. It is not easy to come by, please, let I'll give birth! If you don't like little dolls, I'll raise them myself, okay!" The method of retreating into progress has been tried and tested before, and I hope it will work this time.

Sure enough, Hongye rubbed her eyes, continued to choke and retorted: "I like little dolls too!"

Zhenyuan's eyes lit up, and he quickly said: "Then we can raise it together! Hongye, please forgive me!"

Hongye vigorously wiped away her tears, and asked hesitantly, "Your stomach doesn't hurt anymore?"

Zhen Yuan immediately put his headrest back, ouched, and whispered: "The doll seems to be moving!"

Hongye was really fooled, she was attracted by all her mind, and said: "Really, really?"

Zhen Yuan took his hand and said, "Touch... gently..."

Hongye stretched out a thin white finger, and touched it cautiously. Zhenyuan's stomach just moved, and Hongye jumped up in shock, clutching his chest and saying, "Oh my god!"

Zhen Yuan hurriedly coaxed him, saying, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it's just that he turned over in my stomach."

Zhuang Fan folded his arms and looked at the two of them, couldn't help but rolled his eyes like a red boy, with black lines on his face.

Sure enough, what kind of pot matches what kind of lid, these two people know each other too well, you know me, I know each other, and each other's routines, really, forget it together, let's not let it out to harm others.

He coughed, waking up the pair of new fathers, and said, "You two understand it? Are you really going to have a baby?"

Zhen Yuan categorically said: "Yes!"

Hongye was very hesitant, Zhenyuan quickly put Hongye's hand on his belly, and said eagerly: "Don't you love him?"

Hongye had just cried at this time, and with a nasal sound, he whispered: "I'm just afraid that he will know how he got here when he grows up, and blame me..."

Zhen Yuan said: "No, no, as long as you love him from now on, it will be fine!"

Hongye continued to hesitate, and said: "But you have worked so hard, your stomach looks so painful..."

Without waiting for Zhenyuan to say that it doesn't hurt, Zhuang Fan also took the opportunity to pour cold water on them, saying: "Zhenyuan used his own body to conceive a child, which is no more difficult than Nezha. When the fetus grows up, it will oppress the mother's internal organs. When the time comes It is difficult to stand, sit hard, unable to bend over, sleep well, eat well, also have morning sickness, frequent urination and urgent urination. Because of the fluctuation of hormones in the body, there is also a bad temper, and you will get angry and angry for no reason at every turn Sad, crying... Zhenyuan, you have been a god for a long time, can you bear this kind of suffering?"

Zhen Yuan nodded repeatedly, and said, "As long as my baby is born safely, I can bear anything, really!"

It was much happier and sweeter than him wandering alone in this world alone, he could bear it, really!

Seeing the fighting spirit on this silly father's face, Zhuang Fan couldn't help sighing, and went to look at Hongye again, and said, "Can you take care of him? Tolerate his bad temper day after day, take care of him to eat, sleep, and go to the toilet." Take a shower, change your clothes and comb your hair, everything must be done thoroughly, and you can’t be negligent, can you do it? For example, if he eats and vomits, you can’t eat it, and he can’t sleep in the middle of the night with leg cramps and kicks you up , you have to rub his calf well, can you do it?"

Hongye's hesitation just now disappeared at all, and Zhuang Fan replied immediately: "I can, I can, I can!"

He looked down at Zhenyuan with distress, and said, "It turns out that pregnancy is such a hard thing?"

Just as Zhen Yuan was about to speak, Zhuang Fan clapped his hands and said, "Pay attention, I haven't finished talking yet, how about this, I don't know much about pregnancy, do you want to go to the mortal world and find a doctor for consultation? Have a look at other considerations?"

Zhen Yuan suddenly grabbed Zhuang Fan's hand, gritted his teeth and said: "Holy Monk...I think...or...don't use it!"

Zhuang Fan was surprised, but when he looked down, Zhen Yuanzi's forehead was covered with sweat, and his stomach grew like a puff. Enduring the severe pain, he said with difficulty: "I seem to be about to give birth!"

When the red leaf heard it, she rolled her eyes and fainted!

Zhuang Fan only felt that there was a particularly large grassland in his heart, and he ran over tens of thousands of long-necked monsters, making all kinds of complaints and swiping the screen vigorously.

What's the use of you!

Sure enough, it was born!

It takes three days for a mortal to give birth after drinking the water from the Zimu River. How long has it been since Zhenyuan?

Zhen Yuanzi drank water this morning, and it's just after noon, and it's only been half a day. How much ginseng fruit tree sap did Hong Ye drink for Zhen Yuan?

Zhuang Fan's brow was sweating, he grabbed Hongye and slapped him awake, told him to land quickly, put a tree house out, carry Zhenyuan inside, and boil some water, waiting for delivery.

Zhuang Fan planned to wait for Zhenyuan to settle down, so he hurried to see if there were any towns around, so that he could find a stable woman.

Although men and women are different, they are born with similar routines, and the big deal is to kill each other!

Unexpectedly, just as the three of them landed, the dizzy Hongye carried Zhenyuan into the tree house and placed him on the wooden bed. Zhenyuan let out a cry of pain, followed by a burst of crying babies!

Before Zhuang Fanren came in, the child was born!

Hearing the baby's cry, Zhuang Fan sighed, wondering if it should be so soon!

Hongye was held by Zhenyuan's hand, wanted to see the baby, but couldn't let go of Zhenyuan, so anxious that Zhenyuan urged him in a small voice, "Hurry up and pick up the baby!"

He is really false at the moment, Zhenyuan didn't expect that it would be so painful to give birth to a motherfucker, but fortunately the birth was just a one-shot, otherwise he really wanted to bite his tongue and kill himself.

It hurts too much, I have lingering fears!

Zhuang Fan hurriedly said, "Let me do it!"

Neither of these two people had ever hugged such a small doll, and they got hurt again.

Although the Wannian Child King has never raised such a small child, he still hugged him. He lifted Zhen Yuanzi's Taoist robe, and saw a naked little doll waving its arms and legs in the messy clothes. Son, crying with eyes closed.

Zhuang Fan laughed and said, "It's a girl!"

Hongye and Zhenyuan were very pleasantly surprised when they heard this, they all probed to look, and said, "Really?"

Unlike the newborn dolls of mortals, this little girl is chubby, white and tender, with thick lanugo hair on her head, her small voice is very loud, and her body is also clean without any blood stains.

The autumn weather was a little cold, Zhuang Fan was afraid that she would freeze, so he quickly found a small thin cotton quilt made in Jisaiguo, hugged the little girl with her neck and waist, put it on it, stroked it, wrapped it Come on, hug her up and coax her, the little girl starts whimpering and doesn't cry anymore.

Zhuang Fan saw that there were no tears on the fluffy eyelashes.

Hongye wanted to see the child, but Zhuang Fan refused to let him, and said, "You change Zhenyuan's pants, and get him some hot water to wipe his body!"

Can this guy wear crotch pants?How did the girl come out?

It's a pity that it's not that he doesn't want to, otherwise he can study how men give birth.

Hongye hurried to get hot water, Zhenyuan said: "Holy Monk, show me my daughter!"

Zhuang Fan said: "Don't be an old holy monk, you should call me Jin Chan!"

Zhen Yuan was stunned when he reached out his hand, Zhuang Fan handed him the daughter without changing his face, and taught him how to hold the child to make the child comfortable, Zhen Yuan also ignored the matter and asked: "Is it I need to feed my daughter something, she will be hungry?"

Zhuang Fan said: "It was just born, I just remember to drink some water, and I will feed it later!"

Then he was dumbfounded, and he and Zhen Yuan looked at each other in blank dismay.

What are you doing!

Zhenyuan is a man!man!

His two fat rabbits are purely for decoration!

As soon as Hongye lifted the curtain and came in, she opened Zhenyuan's clothes and was about to wipe his body. Zhenyuan blushed like a cloth, and hurriedly said, "I'll do it myself!"

Hong Ye gave him a white look, and said: "You fuck yourself, your hands are shaking! Besides, it's not like I haven't seen it before. How often did we two take a bath together when we were young? Just wait!"

Zhenyuan was finally suppressed.

At any rate, the body of the immortal can be repaired quickly, and it will be cleaned automatically. Hongye didn't see any wounds, and Zhenyuan was also clean, and nothing was wiped out.

Placenta, umbilical cord, nothing.

Zhuang Fan saw it just now, the little girl has a round belly button on her fat belly.

It's amazing.

The three of them were concentrating on getting together, holding their breath, watching the little girl nestled in Zhenyuan's arms, sleeping with her little mouth murmuring, only to hear the door of the wooden house being pushed open with a bang, and the red boy's head was covered with sweat , panting, out of breath ran in.

The kid was chasing after the green leaf boat, and he didn't catch up with his master. Just now in mid-air, he saw the small tree house in the wilderness. not coming out.

His master was running so fast that he almost died.

Zhuang Fan saw that Honghai was very tired, so he hurried over to take the child, Hongye was also very ashamed, quickly took out a handkerchief to wipe his apprentice's sweat, and took out water for him to drink.

Red Boy rested for a while, breathed out evenly, poured another big pot of water, and then cried: "Master, I thought you didn't want me anymore!"

Hongye hurriedly took Honghaier over, hugged her in her arms, and said, "I'm sorry, baby, Master was so scared just now!"

Hong Haier felt lingering fear, turned to look at Zhen Yuanzi, and asked in a low voice, "Is he alright?"

Hong Ye cheerfully said: "It's okay, come on, Hong Boy, I met your little junior sister!"

Red Boy stared blankly at Master's line of sight, hey, a fat baby!

Red Boy stared wide-eyed, and said: "Master, didn't you, you ran away in a hurry, is it because you stole someone else's child?"

Hongye coughed twice in embarrassment, and said, "What are you talking about!"

Zhuang Fan touched Honghai'er's little head, and said narrowly, "This was born to you by your master and your wife, little sister, dear!"

Hong Haier felt his stomach hurt, he turned around and looked at Zhuang Fan, Zhuang Fan signaled, "Call Master!"

The Holy Infant King covered his face, feeling that life is very difficult, he mustered up his courage, and said to Immortal Zhenyuan, "Master's wife is good!"

Zhen Yuanzi's face was flushed, he should or shouldn't, and finally said embarrassingly: "Good boy!"

He took out a magic weapon, handed it to Hong Haier and said, "Take it, a greeting gift!"

Red Boy took it over and took a look, tsk, it's a small jade dust stag.

Hong Haier "secretly" said to his master: "Master, Master, either she likes me very much, or she likes you very much!"

Hongye was so teased by Zhuang Fan that she couldn't even raise her head. After hearing what her apprentice said, she hurriedly said, "Our Guaibao is so good, we must really like Guaibao!"

Hong Hai'er put away the jade dust stew, and said oh, as if it is what you say.

Then, the four of them leaned over together to see that the little girl was asleep.

So cute.

Zhuang Fan felt that he could watch the whole day without moving.

It's a pity that the little girl didn't give this opportunity. After sleeping for a while, she was hungry, and when she woke up, she cried earth-shatteringly!

The three big men and one little man are all numb!

Zhuang Fan has cow's milk here, so he thought he might as well boil it up for the little girl to try, then quickly take it out, heat it with fairy air, and then warm it up quickly, but in the end, he didn't want to drink it!

Hongye said, "Try millet porridge?"

The two of them didn't even light the fire, they just wrapped it in fairy air, boiled rice soup to cool down, and still didn't drink it.

What's the matter, go find a nanny from a mortal?

Just as Zhuang Fan was about to go out, he suddenly saw the little girl holding Hongye's finger and sucking it non-stop. Suddenly he had an idea and said, "Why don't you try your ginseng fruit juice?"

Hong Ye doubted it, and said, "Can it be done?"

He had tasted it himself, and the green sap had a slightly green taste, which was not very tasty.

Zhuang Fan said: "Try first!"

Zhen Yuan couldn't move yet, so he said, "Try first!" If he could squeeze juice out of himself, he would have fed his daughter by now.

So Hongye carefully dripped out a drop of sap and fed it to her daughter.

The little chubby baby made a small mouthful, and swallowed!

Hum haw haw more!

Zhuang Fan hurriedly poked Hongye and said, "Hurry up, hurry up!"

The next moment, Hongye leaned against the bed with a dull face, reclining with Zhenyuan, holding her daughter firmly, with her fingers stuffed in her mouth, the little chubby girl was quietly murmuring, drinking "Milk".

Standing on Zhuang Fan's knee, Hong Haier turned around and asked, "Grandpa, tell me, after all, when my junior sister grows up, who should I call my mother?"

Before Zhuang Fan could speak, Hong Ye choked up and said, "I want to be a father!"

Zhuang Fan chuckled, and fooled him by saying, "Okay, okay, you are a father, haven't you heard the saying of ordinary people, that you can be both a father and a mother!"

Zhen Yuanzi secretly suppressed a smile, knowing that this sentence was not interpreted in this way, he also coaxed him: "Be whatever you like, it's up to you!"

Several people chatted and laughed, the little girl was full and went to bed again.

Seeing that the two of them were fine and their child was born, and naturally there was no need to go to Luotaiquan, Zhuang Fan said, "Okay, since you are fine, I'll go first!"

Hong Ye hurriedly said: "Master, I want to follow you!"

Zhuang Fan and Zhen Yuan lined up with black lines, Zhuang Fan poked his forehead and said: "I'm going to be a father now, be more careful!"

The ancestor Hongye when we first met was a fake.

Hongye flattened her mouth aggrieved, and said, "It's our first time raising a child, uncle, let our family follow you. If there is anything, I have a backbone."

Zhuang Fan thought about it and asked him, "Fire Mountain?"

Hong Ye lowered her head discouragedly, and said: "Today, Zhen Yuanzi scattered a lot of soil under my feet inside and outside that mountain, and the top of it is full of refining purple air, so I don't need to be there anymore."

Zhuang Fan nodded and said, "What about the tree house? Have you taken it back?"

Hong Haier hurriedly said, "Grandpa, I put it away, everything is here!"

Zhuang Fan asked Zhen Yuan again, "Are you taking the three of them back to Wuzhuang Temple, or following me?"

Always ask for opinions.

Hongye immediately raised her hand to object: "If you don't go back to Wuzhuang Temple, you'll be bored to death!" He has been rooted there for tens of thousands of years, seeing those people and things every day, and he has seen enough.

When Zhen Yuanzi heard Hongye say "go back" to Wuzhuang Temple, he felt better, and then heard him say that he was tired of staying, and felt sorry for him, so he said to Zhuang Fan: "If you don't go back, you won't go back! I listen to Hongye!"

Zhuang Fanxin asked if he could have some principles!

Having said so much, Zhuang Fan couldn't push it any further, so he could only say: "Then let's go!"

I can only take it with me. Is it possible to leave the four of them in this wilderness?

After resting for a while, the sequelae of labor pains caused by childbirth have dissipated, and Zhen Yuanzi can walk on his own, and everyone boarded the green leaf boat again and headed straight for Thorn Ridge.

When they arrived at the place, Zhuang Fan watched from a distance, and the children were gathered together, preparing dinner. At this time, it was getting late and the sun was setting, and it was indeed time for dinner.

The children were overjoyed to see Master coming back.

Then I heard that I suddenly had a little niece, and I was scared to death.

Everyone gathered around to look at the little thing sleeping peacefully in Zhenyuan's arms.

Suddenly, Wuyou asked a very crucial question: "What's her name?"

The faces of the silly fathers brimming with laughter suddenly froze. They looked at each other and fell into deep thought.

A sea of ​​scriptures flashed across Zhen Yuanzi's mind.

In Hongye's mind, um, it's empty!

The two silly fathers hugged the baby and went to study together.

Seeing that they found something to do, Zhuang Fan went to cook on his own. Ba Jie had already cooked porridge, so he only needed to stir-fry a few dishes.

Zhuang Fan was busy working between the stoves, and suddenly saw two big bamboo baskets, huh?look unfamiliar!

He opened the lid and saw a basket of apricots and a basket of pine nuts. He looked up blankly, not remembering that he had bought these two fresh goods before, "Wukong, who bought these two baskets?"

The monkey wandered over and said, "It was given by the goblin in the Muxian Nunnery opposite the Thorn Ridge."

Zhuang Fan was confused, and said, "Give it away? Why did you send this?"

The monkey scratched his head and said, "I heard that Master was passing by, so I didn't dare to disturb him, but I also admired Master's demeanor and wanted to come to see him. People from the countryside have nothing to own, so they brought some wild things for you to try." .”

The monkey took an apricot, put it in his hand, threw it away, and said, "I tasted it, and it's all good apricots. Master, don't worry!"

Zhuang Fan shook his head, wondering what these goblins were thinking, and asked, "Can they say they want something?"

The monkey blinked and said, "That's not true. I just asked me if I wanted to help the Thorn Ridge, but I refused. They didn't bother me any more, and just left."

Zhuang Fan nodded, not paying attention to it, and went to cook.

After dinner, there was nothing to do, so everyone rested early and prepared to get up early tomorrow.

Because there is a tree house, the silly fathers bring their little girl to sleep in the same room at night. The red boy has not seen Zhuang Fan for a few days, misses him very much, and sleeps in the tent.

After all, there was a newborn baby, Zhuang Fan didn't sleep much all night, and kept his ears open to listen to the movement next door.

Sure enough, there was a cry every hour.

Early the next morning, Zhuang Fan got out of the tent and saw Zhen Yuanzi squatting there, washing diapers with two big dark circles under his eyes, occasionally beating his back twice.

Those diapers were cut out by Zhuang Fan from their old monk clothes last night. They are soft, absorbent and breathable, and they couldn't be better.

It's just such a job, after all, the identity of Zhen Yuanzi is too different, Zhuang Fan couldn't help it, and laughed aloud.