Tang Seng is a cook

The Jade Emperor saw that the Buddha was only looking at him, so he said, "Speaking of which, the Buddha's relic of the Jinguang Temple can be regarded as the most precious treasure in the world. Why don't you take that treasure back?"

The Buddha sighed: "Don't dare to be greedy. I took the sesame seeds and lost the watermelon. Just grasp the most important thing."

After hearing this, the Jade Emperor remained silent, and said after a while: "Forget it, if that's the case, let the Wansheng family be spared."

Seeing that he didn't pursue it, the Buddha couldn't help being very surprised, and said: "Aren't you afraid that the Wansheng princess will come to steal from you again?"

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly and said, "As long as their family can pass through the Nantian Gate!"

However, the right of the holy old dragon to make a pilgrimage to the heaven was immediately deprived.

The Buddha heard this, shook his head, thought about it and said: "Then what should we do with the nine-headed worm and the bull demon king?"

The Jade Emperor evaded: "Aren't they trying to steal your Buddhist relics? You just take them and punish them casually."

The Buddha pondered and said, "I think, the last time you wanted to deal with Kui Mulang was a good idea?"

The Jade Emperor opened his eyes, his eyes flashed, and he gossiped: "Do you want to send them to reincarnation? Who's in love with you?"

The Buddha said, "Your shutter-curtain general, the Red Luan star is moving these few days, but there is going to be a happy event. Anyway, he won't be able to return to the heaven for a while. Why don't we just let him marry a wife and have children in the lower realm."

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he couldn't help but laugh, and pointed to the Buddha: "Okay, okay, you Tathagata, you are not a good cake!"

The Buddha looked upright, with an elegant posture, and said slowly: "I neither hurt people's lives nor take their wealth, so why am I not a good person?"

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly and said, "Okay, okay, I'll be a good person for you, but I'm going to be a villain!"

It just so happened that the heavenly soldiers and generals came to the palace for trial under the pressure of the Hydra and the Bull Demon King. The two men were in a daze at this time, and they were not yet awake. Go Wujing as a son!"

The Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals all responded, dragging the two of them down like dead dogs and disposing of them without mentioning it.

But it is said that the jade-faced fox brought a large amount of wealth to invest in Huangfeng Cave in Huangfeng Mountain in the lower realm, and she settled down in Huangfeng Mountain smoothly. Every day, she puts on makeup and powder, delivers soup and water, and speaks softly, but within a few days, she has sex with Sha Wujing. Husband and wife suddenly felt unwell this day, and under their own internal inspection, they were both surprised and happy, and it turned out that they were already pregnant.

The jade-faced fox held her belly and thought to herself, thinking that she had been married to Lao Niu for several years, and there was no good news at all. She also suspected that she could not have children. Cows are useless!

The jade-faced fox hurriedly asked the maid to call Sha Wujing, and when he told this story, Sha Wujing was overjoyed, and even said that his wife had worked hard, and since then she has been more careful, more considerate and loving, and the relationship between husband and wife has improved by leaps and bounds.

After nearly two months like this, the jade-faced fox gave birth and gave birth to two cubs.

It was the Bull Demon King and the Nine-Headed Insect who were reincarnated.

The two brothers are the sons of spirits, so they grew up very fast. The Jade Emperor was also narrow-minded. He was demoted from heaven to the mortal world, and he had never drank that bowl of Mengpo soup. The memory of his previous life was still there, so slowly, the jade-faced fox Then I found that her two sons were very wrong.

Every time the elder son looked at her, his eyes would show a fierce look, as if there were all kinds of hatred, all kinds of hatred, but the younger son was staring at the elder son closely, and his eyes were also filled with deep-seated hatred.

The jade-faced fox was startled, and wondered to himself, could it be that he had two enemies from previous lives?

She was wary in her heart, and she didn't want to get close to these two children, so she threw away her hands from then on, and left the sons to the maids to take care of them. Some motherly gestures.

After a period of time like this, when she was pregnant again, she despised the two sons even more.

This is also a disaster hidden by Huang Fengshan.

Don't talk about these gods and monsters, just talk about Zhuang Fan and Wukong's master and apprentice. They galloped all the way, heading west. There were two people missing on the road, and everyone got used to it for a while. After a few days, Wukong started to practice again.

It's just that Zhuang Fan had recovered his memory a long time ago, Wukong was sitting there cross-legged, and just as he took out the enchantment bead, Zhuang Fan found out the clue, stretched out his hand to hold it, and held it in his hand. He smiled and asked, "Who gave it to you?" It seemed that Bodhi made it.

Wukong scratched his head and said, "Brother Wuli, he was given by the senior brother when he was cultivating in Lingtai Mountain. Last time I came out of Huaguo Mountain, I was bored, and I accidentally practiced in the middle of the sky. When I woke up, he turned into a The crane who made it pecked at me and gave me this bead. Brother Wuli is best at making these little things. He probably passed by and protected me for a while, and he was afraid that I would be delayed in samadhi, so he gave me this. "

Zhuang Fan listened, shook his head, and sighed: "Silly boy, brother Wuli didn't pass by, he obviously went to protect you on purpose, this thing is not something he can make, but it is from Bodhi's hand. "

Wukong was stunned, and said: "Tuer, I don't know..."

Zhuang Fan sat down beside Wukong, rubbed his hairy head and said, "I don't blame you, just take it."

Wukong took the enchantment bead, with tears in his eyes, he said: "Master, I don't know whether I should hate him or be grateful to him."

Zhuang Fan felt sorry for his apprentice, hugged the aggrieved little monkey in his arms, and said, "Be grateful when you should be grateful, and be angry when you should be angry. When Journey to the West is over, Master will lead you to settle accounts with him." ,OK?"

The monkey rested on the master's lap, feeling very at ease, and muttered, "I don't want to go!"

Zhuang Fan laughed loudly and said, "Why? Our Wukong is not a narrow-minded person."

The monkey rubbed his nose and said, "I don't know how to call him."

Zhuang Fan thought for a while and said, "Just call him Shishu!"

The monkey said cautiously: "Is it possible? Will he scold me..."

Bullying teachers and destroying ancestors, being ungrateful, many words flew past the great sage's head.

Zhuang Fan said categorically: "No! That old guy has been out of tune, he even said he didn't recognize you, so he called him uncle! From now on, I, Wukong, will be the apprentice of the master alone! I won't give him a single hair!"

After hearing this, the monkey showed its face, and happily turned into a little monkey rolling in the arms of the master, chirping and saying: "Master, I don't want to practice today, why don't I change it tomorrow?"

Seeing the monkey excited, Zhuang Fan was also afraid that his mood would be affected too much, so he said, "That's fine, but only tonight can be lazy."

The monkey chubby rushed forward, and lazily said: "One night, one night, master, then you can comb my hair!"

Ever since there were more fur children, the master has been busy all day long, and has never combed himself.

Zhuang Fan could not refuse, he took out a new wooden comb from the storage beads, and combed Wukong from head to toe to be smooth and smooth, very fluffy and shiny with gold.

A few younger ones saw their master and elder brother talking about cultivation at first, so they didn't come over. Who would have thought that while the two were talking, the elder brother would guard the master and act coquettishly!

Can't stand it!

A few little ones surrounded the city silently, squatting there, besieging the city, with their hands on their chins, very sad.

Zhuang Fan just didn't see it, and let them do their mischief. After all, Mao Mao is smaller, and he can't hide his grievances. He moaned and said: "Uncle, I want to comb too."

Zhuang Fan teased him, took out another comb, handed it to him and said, "Okay, Maomao loves beauty too, let's comb it!"

It's a posture of asking others to comb it by themselves.

Maomao squatted there, a little monkey, holding a big comb, dumbfounded: he didn't want a comb...

Zhuang Fan asked those few gloating, "How many of you want to comb?"

Wu Wang and Ba Jie quickly hugged each other, shook their heads together, and said: "Master, we have no hair!" They have two bald heads, let alone use them!

Wu You squeezed her hair bun, wanting to say that she wanted to comb it too, but she inadvertently tightened her hands and pinched the flower bud, and there was an ouch in the small flower bud, delicate and crisp, and then, Wuyou's hand was poked out by Xiaohuabu, and he slapped it, and he immediately withdrew his hand, be honest.

Only Mao Mao was squatting there angrily, tears were about to come out, it was Wukong who felt sorry for his younger brother, sat up from his master's arms, and said, "Moomao, come to brother!"

Maomao didn't want to go at first, but his brother's embrace was also very attractive to him. His body reacted much faster than his brain. When Wukong called him, he sat down automatically and consciously.

So, under the bright moonlight in early autumn, the monk combed the hair of the little monkey sitting in front of him, and the little monkey combed the hair of the little monkey squatting in front of him.

Very beautiful.

Traveling along this road quickly, in the blink of an eye, one day, I came to a long ridge, on which was the road, with thorns and thorns on the ground, and the needles were terrifying.

Zhuang Fan reined in his horse, and sure enough, there was a meandering trace under the thorns. He didn't know if it was a guide or it was just for snakes and insects to crawl on.

The monkey came over and said, "Master, I'm afraid this mountain is [-] miles away. Although there is a road, it is difficult to walk. Let's fly over!"

Zhuang Fan remembered that there were a few plants in this place that turned into essences and pretended to be the land here. After being seen through by the monkey, he took advantage of the monkey's unawares and captured the Tang monk. To be a matchmaker, marry him with an apricot tree.

Zhuang Fan stroked the beard that had grown up on his face these days, and said to himself, with this vicious look now, let's see who dares to kidnap him, and wants to talk about poetry and marriage with him!

There is no poetry, but he can dance with the nine tin ring stick. I don't know if anyone will appreciate it.

Zhuang Fan was thinking, the monkey said: "Master, is there something wrong with this place?"

As long as the master is in a daze and contemplates the place he is going to, it means that there will be a demon.

Sure enough, the monkey listened to the master and said: "There are a few little demons, they are all tree spirits, they have no skills, the master is thinking about how to deal with them."

The monkey thought to himself, he scratched his head, according to his master's temperament, he couldn't dig up the roots and kill him, but this tree grows here, how to take it to the Yellow Wind Cave?

A few people were staring at the [-]-mile thorns in a daze, and a few tree spirits were also trembling in the Muxian Nunnery on the other side of the thorns.

The naked ghost said: "Eighteen lords, the disciples of the holy monks of the Tang Dynasty are right in front of us. How can the small [-]-mile thorny ridge stop them? When the time comes to our Muxian Nunnery, we will see through us A real body, everyone caught it and used it to make wine, but what should I do? Why don't you hurry up and think of a way?"

The eighteenth prince frowned and didn't answer, but it was the Xingxian who said softly: "I think you are supercilious. That holy monk came from Shangbang in the Tang Dynasty. How can he be as compassionate as the Buddha? You speak so savagely and rudely?"

The naked ghost snorted coldly, and said, "Sister Emotion, are we the ones who are timid and afraid of getting into trouble? That's just right, you are going to be a pioneer and try that holy monk? When I was sewing autumn, my sister got all dressed up. Good Xing'er, the fragrance of the hundred miles, let's see if the holy monk is greedy for you, will he use you to make wine!"

After hearing that, Xingxian turned pale and refused to speak.

Ling Kongzi heard this, but said: "This idea sounds very good, maybe you can give it a try!"

Fuyunsou and Gu Zhigong both said: "Old juniper tree, aren't you? Even if you are afraid of the holy monk, you shouldn't kill our own people!"

After hearing this, the eighteenth prince understood Ling Kongzi's meaning, and said: "Ling Kongzi is right, apricot fairy, you collected all your apricots and sent them here. After a while, we will take them. Go and give it to the holy monk, and protect him across the [-]-mile thorny ridge! Let’s see if he can spare our lives, but you, Xingxian, don’t need to come forward!”

After hearing this, Xingxian came to his senses, nodded again and again and said: "Okay, okay, then I'll go get Xingzi!" After saying that, he got up and ran away!

The naked ghost frowned and said, "Shiba Gong, is this really feasible? You and I, this body is all fragrant and pleasant. How can you fool me, mere little Xingzi?"

The Eighteenth Duke sighed and said, "Oh, a dead horse is a living horse doctor! You can bear fruit, or make honey. I have a lot of pine nuts, but I am afraid that the holy monk will not eat them."

Old man Fuyun stroked his chin and said, "Oh, it's a pity that the holy monk came at an inappropriate time, and the tip of my bamboo shoot has just sprouted!"

Ling Kongzi, Mr. Gu Zhi and the naked ghost listened and refused to say more. There was nothing to eat on them.

After a while, the Xingxian brought two little maids, brought a basket of apricots, and saluted Shibagong: "My sister picks left and right, and then I got these good apricots, no scars, no marks, even color, Brother, take it now! Little sister bid farewell!"

Shiba Gongdao: "Go back, don't come out again for a while, restrain those two little ones, and don't let them cause trouble!"

That Xingxian complied, led the two servant girls back to the original body in a hurry, silenced the flags and drums, and refused to make any further announcements.

Na Shibagong said: "Old brothers, are you going with me, or waiting here?"

Ling Kongzi said: "Old brother, you also know me, I am full of fragrance, I am really scared, so I won't go?"

Shiba Gongdao: "Yes, you can stay!"

Lord Guzhi said the same thing, and Lord Shiba told him to stay.

Fuyun old man said: "Old brother, I am also afraid that the holy monk will use me to make bamboo tube wine..."

Shiba Gong stroked his beard and said: "There is indeed a hidden worry, you should be at home!"

The naked ghost curled his lips and said, "Shibagong, I have nothing to worry about. Take me with you, and I can move the frame for you."

Shiba Gong frowned, and said: "But I'm afraid that your ugly appearance will offend the holy monk, oh, forget it, you should tidy up your clothes and comb your hair, so that you can at least look good."

The naked ghost moaned and complained, and finally dressed up like a Taoist boy, carrying a basket of yellow apricots and a basket of pine nuts, and followed the eighteen males, soaring through the clouds and fog, across the thorny ridge for eight hundred miles, intending to meet the holy monk .

Zhuang Fan is pondering here, whether it is better to set fire to the wilderness, or to fly over.

The burning of wasteland is afraid that the burning will be too severe to be contained, and there are countless snakes and insects in the thorns. Once the fire is put down, many lives have been arbitrarily killed.

As for flying over, the only troublesome thing is the caramel cake, which needs to be carried by Bajie and Wukong. Besides, this flying is considered cheating. I don’t know if those people in the sky will come to trouble him if they see it.

Just as Zhuang Fan was thinking, he suddenly heard someone shouting behind him, "Uncle! Uncle, wait for me! Uncle, help me!"

Zhuang Fan heard the sound familiar, so he couldn't help turning his head to look, only to see a burst of green light galloping in the distance, and a young man in a red robe was sitting on the leaf, was it not Hongye, or who?

Zhuang Fan was taken aback. How could Hong Ye come up to him for no reason?

The little ones said in a hurry: "It looks like a big brother?"

"Brother is still holding someone in his arms?"

"Is it Red Boy?"

"No, it's quite big, and it's not wearing red clothes either. It's so dark that I can't see it clearly."

Zhuang Fan said to Wukong: "Wukong, you watch over your younger brother, Master, take a look!"

After saying that, he jumped up and flew straight to the red leaves. The two met in mid-air. Zhuang Fan landed firmly on the green leaf boat and asked, "What's wrong? Who is this?"

Hongye cried so much that her face was full of tears, she choked up and said, "Master, this is Zhenyuan! Take a quick look, what's wrong with him?"

Surprised, Zhuang Fan sat on the green leaf boat and looked at Zhen Yuanzi in Hongye's arms, only to see Zhen Yuanzi's face was pale, and he was clutching his stomach and whimpering in pain.

Zhuang Fan calmed down, took his hand over, and checked his pulse. He saw that the pulse was chaotic and mixed, and he couldn't see anything. He couldn't help feeling a little bit in his heart, and asked Hongye, "Where did you meet him? When you met him, he was like this." gone?"

Hongye was very guilty, sobbing and said: "No, when I met him, he was fine. I was refining Ziqi in the Huoyan Mountain today, and he went there, throwing soil in his hand. I thought about it. I went over and asked him what he was doing, but when we met, he didn't recognize me..."

Hongye felt aggrieved and couldn't help crying loudly.

Zhuang Fan's face was full of black lines, and he thought to himself that no one would recognize your two appearances on the front and back, but the young man cried so sadly that he had to reach out to wipe his tears, and asked patiently: "Then what happened later? That's all?"

Hongye choked up and said: "I said I was Hongye, his jaw was so shocked that his jaw would drop, I was a little angry, just, just, just..."

Zhuang Fan held back his temper and said, "What's the matter? Beat him up? Tell me, the uncle won't be angry."

Hongye lowered her head, but let out a loud sob, and said, "Just pass him a glass of the water in the river..."

Zhuang Fan's mind buzzed, he just wanted to whip his ass hard with the Tiao Gada!

He said weakly, "Didn't I tell you to drink that water?"

Feeling guilty, Hongye whispered, "I didn't drink it myself..."

Zhuang Fan was about to die of anger, Hong Ye looked over with tears in his eyes, and said, "Master, please help him, he complained of abdominal pain shortly after drinking water, and I drank a lot of tree sap to detoxify him, but it didn't work! What should I do? Ah, I see him dying of pain!"

Zhuang Fan said weakly: "It's my fault, I didn't tell you the effect of the water. How about it, I'll take you back to find the antidote, and I'll tell Wukong and the others to wait here!"

Zhuang Fan said that he was about to get off the green leaf boat, but Wukong was worried and rushed over. When Zhuang Fan turned around and saw his apprentice, he hurriedly said: "Wukong, master is going back with Hongye and Zhenyuan Daxian , you lead your junior to stay here first, and wait for the master to come back, okay?"

Wukong was worried, and said: "Master, I'll go with you, I'm not worried about you."

Zhuang Fan said, "It's okay, Master has recovered his memory now, and he has all the magic power and body. I can't hurt me with trivial things. If you don't worry, your elder brother is still here."

Wukong looked at the way his elder brother was crying with tears all over his face, well, he was even more worried, but he couldn't hold back Master, so he had no choice but to lower his head and go to appease the juniors.

Seeing that Wukong was gone, Zhuang Fan said to Hongye: "Let's go, go to Jieyang Mountain by the river, there is a broken hole there, let's go find Luotai Spring!"

Green Leaf Boat galloped back, Hongye thought that something was wrong with her ears, and stammered: "What spring?"

Zhuang Fan sighed, wiped his tears, and said, "Hongye, next time you get angry, just say it, don't let others eat anything, and you can't eat anything yourself, you know?"

He continued: "If you take a sip of the water from the Zimu River, both men and women can conceive, so my uncle won't let you touch it. We also lived in that daughter's country for a few days, so you haven't wondered about it." , How do the daughters of the Daughter Kingdom pass it on? Have you ever heard of the story of the mother-child river?"

Hong Ye's face turned pale, and she said, "I, I didn't notice...really..."

Zhuang Fan sighed and said: "It's okay, don't worry, when you arrive at Luotai Spring, drink a sip of spring water, and the fetal gas will be relieved naturally!"

The wind whizzed past in mid-air, Hongye remained silent, she looked down at the moaning Zhen Yuanzi and shed tears, Zhen Yuanzi was dizzy from the pain, Zhuang Fan heard clearly, but she was ashamed in her heart and didn’t want to Opening his eyes, at this moment, drops of hot tears fell on his face, almost scalding his heart.

Zhenyuan suppressed the pain, opened his eyes, reached out to wipe Hongye's tears, and said, "Don't cry, I'd rather drink that water!"

Hongye hugged him, sobbing, "It's all my fault!"

Zhen Yuan smiled bitterly and said: "I have misunderstood you for so many years, just to suffer for you, I am willing, don't cry."

Zhuang Fan heard this, coughed, and said to you two, pay attention, there are still people!

Hongye suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly asked: "Uncle, my ginseng fruit tree sap has the effect of stabilizing the soul and strengthening the body... Just now, I drank a lot for Zhenyuan, and I also gave him two ginseng fruits. ..."

When Zhuang Fan heard this, black lines appeared on his face. Do you want to kill him, or give birth to him!