Tang Seng is a cook
Chapter 97 Praying Mantis and Cicada
The Wansheng princess spoke very loosely, she didn't care about the Nine-Headed Insect and the Bull Demon King, and the little clam spirit was not surprised, after hearing this, she said happily: "It's his blessing that the princess can fall in love with him! What is he unwilling to do! The princess is waiting, I will tell him right away!"
Princess Wansheng concentrated on painting her nails. After hearing this, she waved her hand and told the little clam spirit to go without looking up. She didn't take this matter to heart at all.
The little clam was so smart that it hurried out of the Bibo Pool, went to find the nine-headed worm, and told him about it.
Poor Nine-Headed Insect wants to be the son-in-law of Bibotan with all his heart, so he can't be a guest of honor. Hearing this, he couldn't help being angry.
It's just that the clam spirit in front of him is the caring person of Princess Wansheng. He didn't dare to offend, so he could only plead sincerely: "Xiaosheng admires the princess with a sincere heart, and the world can learn from it! Although Lushui couples are also called husband and wife, but after a long time How can I hold on? Xiaosheng only hopes to stay with the princess for a long time, and I hope the girl can give me some pointers!"
Seeing his sincerity and sincerity in his words, the little clam spirit couldn't help but sighed for his pity, and persuaded: "Young master, you should give up your heart, you don't know, the Great Bull Demon King has been with my Wansheng Dragon King for many years." Best friend, since my old king has made up his mind to betroth the princess to him, he has made up his mind! At this time, the bull devil is still drinking at my old king's banquet! Unless the strong bull devil is dead , otherwise this matter will never change. If you are sincere to the princess, after the princess gets married, you can meet the princess secretly. As for other things, you should not think about it!"
After saying this and persuading him a few more words, the little clam spirit didn't dare to stay any longer and left.
The remaining nine-headed worms were so angry that their seven orifices were filled with smoke, and they vented their anger in the cave where they settled down, but there was nothing they could do after all, but at last they thought of the little clam spirit who said "...the Bull Demon King is dead..." and couldn't help but feel evil. , I had a bad idea in my heart.
Let's talk about the Great Bull Demon King, who was originally abandoned by his wife and concubine overnight, and his family property was taken away. It was just when he was so unlucky and unlucky that he couldn't be more unlucky, but he didn't know that he couldn't go out to relax, and an old man fell from the sky. Man, there is another beautiful princess who is in the flowering season waiting for him to marry, and he has picked up another marriage for nothing. It is really refreshing for a happy event, and I can't help but feel happy in my heart. Changing the lamp, calling you brother and brother is changed to calling you father and son-in-law, smiling face, mouth full of lotus, flattery, flattery, really countless ugly, endless disgusting.
Only two of them got drunk at the banquet, and the Bull Demon King said: "Father-in-law, after all, the son-in-law came to marry the princess empty-handed. It's really not like that. The son-in-law will go back today and go to the mortal world to find some treasures and present them here." As a dowry gift for father-in-law and princess, what do you think?"
After hearing this, Wansheng Laolong was overjoyed and laughed loudly: "My son-in-law has a heart! He has a heart!"
Seeing that the old dragon was happy, the bull demon king didn't delay. He got up and wanted to leave, rushing to hunt for treasure.
It's just that he drank too much alcohol on an empty stomach today, and when he got up, he couldn't help feeling dizzy, and he staggered, but fortunately he was supported by Long Zi behind him.
Seeing this, the old dragon said: "Your son-in-law has wine, so why worry, between you and me, I still can't trust you, let's take a rest in my Dragon Palace."
Regardless of the Bull Demon King's refusal, he asked someone to help him to his residence, and he went to bed.
The Bull Demon King was sleeping soundly in the Dragon Palace, and the poor nine-headed worm lay in ambush outside the Dragon Palace for a full day and two nights, planning to plot against the Bull Demon King, but there was no one there from the beginning to the end. Is it possible to press the princess to worship the world with the bull devil king?
Although Naihe was anxious in his heart, he couldn't force his way into Bibotan, and could only wait in peace.
Not to mention that these people have ulterior motives and schemes on their own, but that Zhuang Fan and his disciples exchanged the customs clearance document, and they have nothing to do. The master and his disciples played around the street all afternoon, and when they returned to their accommodation in the evening, it was another trip. Eat well and sleep well, and the next day, the children are still in bed.
Zhuang Fan knew that the journey was hard, tiring and boring, and it was a rare opportunity to be lazy, so he didn't call them, got up by himself, made breakfast for the children, warmed it in the pot, left a note, and went out .
When he was shopping yesterday, he searched carefully and found a few shops. When he went out today, he first went to a carriage and horse shop and hired a cart. He didn't need a coachman, paid the deposit, and drove the carriage away by himself.
Zhuang Fan first went to the tailor shop, got the measurements, and made a lot of new clothes for everyone, both thin and thick. Because he needed them urgently, the quantity was large, and the quality was high, so he paid a lot of money for free.
Zhuang Fan didn't feel bad either, seeing that this shop could make shoes, he ordered a lot more, but they didn't sell furs, so he had to go to another shop to look at them.
It just so happened that as soon as the ready-to-wear store came out, there was a rouge and gouache store next door. Early in the morning, there were no female customers. The waiter was yawning and tearing down the door panel. Do you have clam oil?"
The waiter in the shop was startled, he almost yawned, and when he came back to his senses, he saw a young monk driving an ox cart, with a handsome face and a friendly and easy-going attitude, he hurriedly greeted him: "Yes, yes! Not only There is clam oil, as well as various facial oils and hand creams, elders, come in and have a look!"
Sure enough, Zhuang Fan got out of the car and went in, and after a while, he came out with a big bag of things. The waiter in the shop nodded and bowed to see him off, sighing in his heart, now this monk is rich and able to bargain, and he opened early in the morning He even made a huge deal, but he didn't make much money. If you say it's miraculous, you really can't afford to be offended.
Zhuang Fan didn't know that the store's waiter was complaining, so he drove the carriage to the big market in the city, visited the grain store, various grocery stores, woodware stores, and ironware stores, and bought all kinds of goods, big and small, because the last time he left Flaming Mountain , I left a lot of things to Master Hongye, and I had to buy it again at this time.
Sprinkling silver along the way, it was already mid-afternoon when he returned to the inn. As soon as he knocked on the door, the anxious children who had been waiting for a long time rushed over to open the door for him, chatting non-stop around him.
Wukong complained: "Master sneaked out again, and didn't tell us to look for it. He just sat here and waited. I was almost dying of anxiety."
Zhuang Fan gave the reins to Wukong, told him to drive the carriage into the yard, rubbed the faces of the little ones one by one, and asked with a smile: "Isn't it telling you to go to the street to play after you are full of sleep? Why? Are you all honestly at home?"
Wu You pouted and said, "Brother said he didn't know when Daddy would come back, he was afraid that we wouldn't be there, and no one would help you when you got home, so don't tell us to go out."
Wukong led the carriage into the yard, coaxed the little complainant away, and smiled and said, "Master, are you tired? Hungry? Let's take a rest first. Bajie made a meal at noon, and we've all eaten it. Go eat, wash up and take a nap, shall we?"
Zhuang Fan said, "That's okay. Master, let's rest first. You lead them a few children, unload the things, and put the carriage first. It's rented by the master, and it will be returned to others tomorrow."
As he spoke, he took off the handle on his wrist, and said: "The old things from the past are all in there, Wukong, you take out all the things in here, and classify them with the newly bought ones. Oh, by the way, Master went to order a new one again. Clothes and shoes, pick them up the day after tomorrow, gather your old clothes, take out the ones you can't wear, and wash them, Master tomorrow..."
Seeing that he was chattering endlessly, Wukong quickly took over his hands, turned Zhuang Fan around, faced the kitchen, pushed him and said, "Master, don't worry, my old grandson can still do these small jobs. Master, let's go eat quickly." !"
In the end, Zhuang Fan was driven away.
Wukong turned around and saw that the juniors were counting one by one, all around the cart looking curiously, even the caramel cake wandered over, squinting at the gelding pulling the cart, and gave a dismissive call. Sniffing, and then sniffing around in the car, trying to find something delicious.
Bajie put his arm around Caramel Cake's neck, and asked softly, "Do you smell it? Where is it? What? Can you do it?" The angry Caramel Cake opened his mouth to bite him.
Wu You and Mao Mao were eager to try, planning to climb into the car, but Wu Wang couldn't stop him, frowning, he grabbed the back collars of the two dead monkeys, and was secretly exerting strength there.
Seeing everyone making a fuss, Wukong quickly clapped his hands and said, "There are all of them!" But this was another soldier taught by Zhuang Fan.
As soon as the kids heard this, they quickly stood in a row, even the caramel cake didn't dare to delay making trouble, and obediently went to stand next to Wuyou.
Seeing that the juniors were obedient, Wukong nodded in satisfaction and said, "Master said, we will leave the job of unloading the truck to us."
The eyes of the leather monkeys lit up, and Wukong looked amused, and continued: "There are a lot of things, and they will be unloaded in the yard later, and we have to sort out the old things before, so we can't put them in a mess, eat them in a pile, There are a bunch of kitchen utensils, and the rest are classified according to their respective categories, such as washing, fur clothing, etc., are also separated, do you understand?"
Wu Wang asked Zhuang Fan to lead them along the way, camping and lodging every day, and they are familiar with these sorts of work. What is there in the house, what is needed, and what is even missing, I know it well, isn’t it? The one who threw away the shopkeeper heard Qi Qi and said, "Got it!"
The younger brothers began to unload the car. At the beginning, there were a lot of things. Wukong was afraid of hitting them, so he stood on the car and unloaded it by himself. He asked Wu Wang to guard the car to deliver the things. Bajie and Maomao were responsible for taking it and placing it in the open space in the courtyard.
After a while, several large cotton quilts and fur bundles were unloaded, as well as grain bags, flour bags, oil jars, and sacks filled with vegetables. These heavy and large ones were all heavy and large, and Wukong took them out of the carriage. Wu Wang and Ba Jie carried it back together.
The next thing is the scattered small items, Wukong no longer restricts them, only Wuyou has to continue to keep accounts, everyone went to the car to move things to put.
After taking all the bits and pieces, there are still a few tables, chairs and benches. This is Wukong's job.
It happened that Zhuang Fan also had dinner, and when he came out to have a look, the yard was paved with things, scattered all over the place, and he couldn't help laughing, saying: "Wukong, you are leading your juniors to arrange the place." Formation!"
Wukong turned around to take a look, and couldn't help laughing, saying: "But I didn't do it alone!"
It turned out that everyone unknowingly set up a small lost trace formation on the ground.
Wukong picked up the big bag of cotton quilt and asked, "Master, what is this light thing? What is it used for?"
Zhuang Fan laughed when he saw it, and said: "This is a good thing, cotton quilt! It will be cold in a few days, and you will know its benefits when you sleep at night!" He didn't expect to meet cotton in this place, In a moment of excitement, he wrapped up all the quilts in the store that were used as a pretense, and ordered a few other beds, which he would pick up the day after tomorrow.
Zhuang Fan felt strange, not to mention that cotton is still used for viewing?I don't know which smart person figured out the real use of this thing. In this way, the invention of cotton cloth is not far away?
Seeing the cotton, Zhuang Fan couldn't help muttering in his heart, this time it's his turn to go out for a walk around the Tang Dynasty, should he also bring something back to the Tang Emperor?The things in the scriptures are not suitable for eating or drinking, and they are not as affordable as various seeds.
It's just a pity that this is Journey to the West after all, not the real Datang and Huaxia.
Wukong didn't know what cotton and quilts were, so he turned the big flower bag upside down and said, "This thing is not as heavy as a fur, how can it be warm?"
Zhuang Fan laughed and said, "If you don't believe me, Master will give you a quilt to try tonight!"
Wukong scratched his head, decided not to confront the master, shook his head and said: "It's still not right, what the master said is not wrong, the weather is warm recently, this quilt is not needed, let's put it away!"
Said with a wave of his hand, Wukong didn't know where the cotton bag was taken!
The little ones were nimble and packed up all the other things. There were only a few food boxes left, which were placed on the ground alone, surrounded by a few little gluttons, staring at them, looking at the food boxes, and Look at Zhuang Fan.
Zhuang Fan couldn't help laughing, and said, "Open it and eat, it's all for you!"
The children cheered after hearing this, and opened it to have a look. The cakes, all kinds of braised vegetables, and the meat dishes from the restaurant were steaming hot and fragrant, so they quickly picked them up, set up Zhuang Fan's newly bought tables, chairs and benches, and called Master Come and sit.
Zhuang Fan smiled and came to sit down. He was full just now and was not hungry at all. He picked up the chopsticks and served the greedy cats with vegetables. Seeing them eat deliciously, he was also happy.
Wu Wang gnawed on the chicken feet, and asked strangely, "Master, how did you buy these vegetables? They didn't kick you out when they saw you?"
Zhuang Fan said: "I look like this, why buy some meat dishes, is it strange?"
After hearing this, the children looked up and saw a fat, white and very rich grandpa sitting on the seat of the master. He knew he was a glutton at the first sight, and couldn't help laughing: "Master, you This looks like Bajie!"
"Yes, yes, third senior brother, isn't this you?"
Bajie scratched his head foolishly, and said, "Seeing that Master is much more decent than me, why don't I look like that when I wear this suit?" Although it fits well, it always looks like a kid who stole an adult's clothes. baby.
Once Zhuang Fan's body changed, he returned to his original body and taught his disciples: "Your body color is old-fashioned, next time you wear a light color, it will look better."
Bajie smiled and said: "Listen to Master, I will try next time!"
In this way, the master and apprentice circled around the capital of Jisai Kingdom for a few more days, but the king did not dare to disturb him. After receiving all kinds of goods, he took out a few iron sledges that had not been touched for a year to repair them, so they There were a lot of people at that time, and Wu Wang was asked to do another big job. During the period, Zhuang Fan asked Wu Kong to run an errand, and finally everything was settled, and the master and apprentice embarked on the journey again.
It's just that they had just left on their front feet, and outside the Bibo Pool on their back feet, the Nine-Headed Insect, who had been guarding for several days and nights, finally met the Bull Demon King.
The nine-headed worm waited for a few days, hating the Bull Demon King to death in his heart, but when he saw the old cow wobbling out on a water-proof golden crystal beast, he couldn't help but plot evil, hide his figure, and slowly follow behind.
The Nine-Headed Insect followed behind the Bull Demon King, and saw that he was just wandering around without a target, with a pair of bull's eyes, pushing away the cloud head, looking down sneakily, not knowing what to do, the Nine-Headed Insect thought about it, and settled down Go, don't startle the snake, just follow patiently, ready to find an opportunity, hit a hit.
It is also worthy of death, the bull demon king is walking over the Jisai country, and he can see the top of the pagoda of the Jinguang Temple of the Huguo, shrouded in auspicious clouds, and the relic of the Buddhist treasure that is steaming in the auspicious mist!
The Bull Demon King is also considered to have a lot of experience, and he recognized the origin of the radiance that was also released during the day at a glance. He couldn't help being surprised and happy in his heart, and secretly said: "This thing should be mine! Take it as a dowry, Isn’t it decent and magnificent? Not to mention one princess, even ten princesses can be exchanged for this Buddha treasure relic!”
It's just that it's daylight at this time, if you do it at this time, the gods of heaven and earth will be seen, and the Bull Demon King is also very guilty, he dare not move this courage, so he just hides his body in mid-air, waits patiently, and only hopes that midnight will come. Come soon.
Don't you know that the nine-headed worm behind him has long been eyeing him and is about to accept his bull head.
Nine-headed insects saw the old cow standing motionless in mid-air, sitting on the water-proof golden crystal beast and closing his eyes to rest his mind. Having come up with a good idea, I couldn't help but sneer, thinking, this is called praying mantis catching cicada, and the oriole is behind.
Therefore, I suppressed my mind and just waited for the old cow to make a move.
The two of them went forward and back, and only waited until the night fell and the sound of the leaking drum sounded. Finally, when the hour came, the old cow dismounted the water-avoiding golden crystal beast, and it didn't even have a weapon. Go to Jinguang Temple.
Seeing the Bull Demon King move, the nine-headed worm followed quietly.
If someone looked up on the ground at this time, they would be able to see two black clouds roaring towards the tower of Jinguang Temple in the clear night sky.
The Bull Demon King was strong enough to hold his own divine power. He didn't pay attention to a mortal pagoda at all. He planned to break in directly. The pagoda was right in front of him, he didn't avoid it, he didn't dodge it, he didn't stop, he charged straight up.
The nine-headed worm followed closely behind the bull demon king, holding a crescent shovel in his hand, thinking that when the bull demon king lost his mind, he would kill two birds with one stone, cut off the bull's head, snatched the Buddha treasure, and let his mother go!
Who knows that the pagoda, a few days ago, Zhuang Fan called Wukong to come and cast the formation, which is an enhanced version of the small lost trace formation. If the Bull Demon King is alert, he will try it out first. The array set by Wukong, but it may not be impossible to break the array set by Wukong.
However, the Bull Demon King, bent on winning treasures and scorning mortals, lost his vigilance and bumped into it head-on. As expected, his strength was not lost, not only hit himself to the ground, but also flew away with a sho Going out, he bumped into the nine-headed worm who was sneaking behind him.
The nine-headed worm was staring at the Bull Demon King to steal the treasure, but in an instant, a huge black shadow flew over in mid-air, scaring him to pieces, thinking he had been discovered, and hurriedly took the crescent shovel to go Hit that "hidden weapon".
The crescent shovel was knocked into the air in an instant, and the old cow's big lump of two to three thousand catties slapped the Nine-Headed Insect's face, making the Nine-Headed Insect belch on the spot. Rolling his eyes, he passed out.
The two of them shot out in unison, fearing that it would not last twenty or thirty miles, and finally hit the ground in the mountain with a "thud", crushing many trees, flattening many flowers and plants, and slipped out of a ditch in a flash.
It's so miserable.
As soon as the old cow and the nine-headed worm landed on the ground, a group of generals appeared beside them, each with bows and sharp knives in their hands, and a thin dog pounced on the bull demon king's ankle and dragged him away. Come out and reveal the nine-headed worm underneath.
The gods stepped aside, and a young general walked out. He was handsome and had three eyes on his head, but it turned out to be Xiansheng Erlang Zhenjun, with Xiaotiangou and the six Meishan brothers. Jiangguchi invites the one who guards the thief here.
Seeing that the nine-headed worm was really there, but the mastermind who stole things turned into the mighty bull demon king, God Erlang couldn't help being surprised, but he finally protected the Buddha's relic, so he waved his hand and said, "Tell these two people Tie it up, take it to Lingxiao Palace, and hand it over to my uncle and Tathagata Buddha!"
The Meishan brothers and a hay-headed god agreed together without any fuss, and while the Bull Demon King and Nine-Headed Insect were fainted and died, they were tied up with their shoulders, head and back, and flew straight towards the Nantian Gate.
On the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor saw this place, sighed, and said: "This time, the Wansheng Laolong family was spared!" It sounded particularly unwilling.
The Buddha persuaded: "You are also stingy. Last time, the little girl saw that your highness's flowers are beautiful, so she broke one of them, and you sent your nephew to destroy the whole family, so as not to happen."
The Jade Emperor snorted coldly and said, "Can the nine-leaf Ganoderma lucidum be compared to other ordinary flowers? It's the old man who made alchemy and went to the Queen Mother to ask for thousands of dollars. If the empress can give him a half leaf, it will be counted." Generosity! The Halloween princess was hacked up by me and stolen from me and the Queen Mother. She deserved it, but his family deserved it.”
The author has something to say: Wansheng Laolong's family, in the original book, except for those who were beaten to death by Zhu Bajie, they were all wiped out by Erlang God
Princess Wansheng concentrated on painting her nails. After hearing this, she waved her hand and told the little clam spirit to go without looking up. She didn't take this matter to heart at all.
The little clam was so smart that it hurried out of the Bibo Pool, went to find the nine-headed worm, and told him about it.
Poor Nine-Headed Insect wants to be the son-in-law of Bibotan with all his heart, so he can't be a guest of honor. Hearing this, he couldn't help being angry.
It's just that the clam spirit in front of him is the caring person of Princess Wansheng. He didn't dare to offend, so he could only plead sincerely: "Xiaosheng admires the princess with a sincere heart, and the world can learn from it! Although Lushui couples are also called husband and wife, but after a long time How can I hold on? Xiaosheng only hopes to stay with the princess for a long time, and I hope the girl can give me some pointers!"
Seeing his sincerity and sincerity in his words, the little clam spirit couldn't help but sighed for his pity, and persuaded: "Young master, you should give up your heart, you don't know, the Great Bull Demon King has been with my Wansheng Dragon King for many years." Best friend, since my old king has made up his mind to betroth the princess to him, he has made up his mind! At this time, the bull devil is still drinking at my old king's banquet! Unless the strong bull devil is dead , otherwise this matter will never change. If you are sincere to the princess, after the princess gets married, you can meet the princess secretly. As for other things, you should not think about it!"
After saying this and persuading him a few more words, the little clam spirit didn't dare to stay any longer and left.
The remaining nine-headed worms were so angry that their seven orifices were filled with smoke, and they vented their anger in the cave where they settled down, but there was nothing they could do after all, but at last they thought of the little clam spirit who said "...the Bull Demon King is dead..." and couldn't help but feel evil. , I had a bad idea in my heart.
Let's talk about the Great Bull Demon King, who was originally abandoned by his wife and concubine overnight, and his family property was taken away. It was just when he was so unlucky and unlucky that he couldn't be more unlucky, but he didn't know that he couldn't go out to relax, and an old man fell from the sky. Man, there is another beautiful princess who is in the flowering season waiting for him to marry, and he has picked up another marriage for nothing. It is really refreshing for a happy event, and I can't help but feel happy in my heart. Changing the lamp, calling you brother and brother is changed to calling you father and son-in-law, smiling face, mouth full of lotus, flattery, flattery, really countless ugly, endless disgusting.
Only two of them got drunk at the banquet, and the Bull Demon King said: "Father-in-law, after all, the son-in-law came to marry the princess empty-handed. It's really not like that. The son-in-law will go back today and go to the mortal world to find some treasures and present them here." As a dowry gift for father-in-law and princess, what do you think?"
After hearing this, Wansheng Laolong was overjoyed and laughed loudly: "My son-in-law has a heart! He has a heart!"
Seeing that the old dragon was happy, the bull demon king didn't delay. He got up and wanted to leave, rushing to hunt for treasure.
It's just that he drank too much alcohol on an empty stomach today, and when he got up, he couldn't help feeling dizzy, and he staggered, but fortunately he was supported by Long Zi behind him.
Seeing this, the old dragon said: "Your son-in-law has wine, so why worry, between you and me, I still can't trust you, let's take a rest in my Dragon Palace."
Regardless of the Bull Demon King's refusal, he asked someone to help him to his residence, and he went to bed.
The Bull Demon King was sleeping soundly in the Dragon Palace, and the poor nine-headed worm lay in ambush outside the Dragon Palace for a full day and two nights, planning to plot against the Bull Demon King, but there was no one there from the beginning to the end. Is it possible to press the princess to worship the world with the bull devil king?
Although Naihe was anxious in his heart, he couldn't force his way into Bibotan, and could only wait in peace.
Not to mention that these people have ulterior motives and schemes on their own, but that Zhuang Fan and his disciples exchanged the customs clearance document, and they have nothing to do. The master and his disciples played around the street all afternoon, and when they returned to their accommodation in the evening, it was another trip. Eat well and sleep well, and the next day, the children are still in bed.
Zhuang Fan knew that the journey was hard, tiring and boring, and it was a rare opportunity to be lazy, so he didn't call them, got up by himself, made breakfast for the children, warmed it in the pot, left a note, and went out .
When he was shopping yesterday, he searched carefully and found a few shops. When he went out today, he first went to a carriage and horse shop and hired a cart. He didn't need a coachman, paid the deposit, and drove the carriage away by himself.
Zhuang Fan first went to the tailor shop, got the measurements, and made a lot of new clothes for everyone, both thin and thick. Because he needed them urgently, the quantity was large, and the quality was high, so he paid a lot of money for free.
Zhuang Fan didn't feel bad either, seeing that this shop could make shoes, he ordered a lot more, but they didn't sell furs, so he had to go to another shop to look at them.
It just so happened that as soon as the ready-to-wear store came out, there was a rouge and gouache store next door. Early in the morning, there were no female customers. The waiter was yawning and tearing down the door panel. Do you have clam oil?"
The waiter in the shop was startled, he almost yawned, and when he came back to his senses, he saw a young monk driving an ox cart, with a handsome face and a friendly and easy-going attitude, he hurriedly greeted him: "Yes, yes! Not only There is clam oil, as well as various facial oils and hand creams, elders, come in and have a look!"
Sure enough, Zhuang Fan got out of the car and went in, and after a while, he came out with a big bag of things. The waiter in the shop nodded and bowed to see him off, sighing in his heart, now this monk is rich and able to bargain, and he opened early in the morning He even made a huge deal, but he didn't make much money. If you say it's miraculous, you really can't afford to be offended.
Zhuang Fan didn't know that the store's waiter was complaining, so he drove the carriage to the big market in the city, visited the grain store, various grocery stores, woodware stores, and ironware stores, and bought all kinds of goods, big and small, because the last time he left Flaming Mountain , I left a lot of things to Master Hongye, and I had to buy it again at this time.
Sprinkling silver along the way, it was already mid-afternoon when he returned to the inn. As soon as he knocked on the door, the anxious children who had been waiting for a long time rushed over to open the door for him, chatting non-stop around him.
Wukong complained: "Master sneaked out again, and didn't tell us to look for it. He just sat here and waited. I was almost dying of anxiety."
Zhuang Fan gave the reins to Wukong, told him to drive the carriage into the yard, rubbed the faces of the little ones one by one, and asked with a smile: "Isn't it telling you to go to the street to play after you are full of sleep? Why? Are you all honestly at home?"
Wu You pouted and said, "Brother said he didn't know when Daddy would come back, he was afraid that we wouldn't be there, and no one would help you when you got home, so don't tell us to go out."
Wukong led the carriage into the yard, coaxed the little complainant away, and smiled and said, "Master, are you tired? Hungry? Let's take a rest first. Bajie made a meal at noon, and we've all eaten it. Go eat, wash up and take a nap, shall we?"
Zhuang Fan said, "That's okay. Master, let's rest first. You lead them a few children, unload the things, and put the carriage first. It's rented by the master, and it will be returned to others tomorrow."
As he spoke, he took off the handle on his wrist, and said: "The old things from the past are all in there, Wukong, you take out all the things in here, and classify them with the newly bought ones. Oh, by the way, Master went to order a new one again. Clothes and shoes, pick them up the day after tomorrow, gather your old clothes, take out the ones you can't wear, and wash them, Master tomorrow..."
Seeing that he was chattering endlessly, Wukong quickly took over his hands, turned Zhuang Fan around, faced the kitchen, pushed him and said, "Master, don't worry, my old grandson can still do these small jobs. Master, let's go eat quickly." !"
In the end, Zhuang Fan was driven away.
Wukong turned around and saw that the juniors were counting one by one, all around the cart looking curiously, even the caramel cake wandered over, squinting at the gelding pulling the cart, and gave a dismissive call. Sniffing, and then sniffing around in the car, trying to find something delicious.
Bajie put his arm around Caramel Cake's neck, and asked softly, "Do you smell it? Where is it? What? Can you do it?" The angry Caramel Cake opened his mouth to bite him.
Wu You and Mao Mao were eager to try, planning to climb into the car, but Wu Wang couldn't stop him, frowning, he grabbed the back collars of the two dead monkeys, and was secretly exerting strength there.
Seeing everyone making a fuss, Wukong quickly clapped his hands and said, "There are all of them!" But this was another soldier taught by Zhuang Fan.
As soon as the kids heard this, they quickly stood in a row, even the caramel cake didn't dare to delay making trouble, and obediently went to stand next to Wuyou.
Seeing that the juniors were obedient, Wukong nodded in satisfaction and said, "Master said, we will leave the job of unloading the truck to us."
The eyes of the leather monkeys lit up, and Wukong looked amused, and continued: "There are a lot of things, and they will be unloaded in the yard later, and we have to sort out the old things before, so we can't put them in a mess, eat them in a pile, There are a bunch of kitchen utensils, and the rest are classified according to their respective categories, such as washing, fur clothing, etc., are also separated, do you understand?"
Wu Wang asked Zhuang Fan to lead them along the way, camping and lodging every day, and they are familiar with these sorts of work. What is there in the house, what is needed, and what is even missing, I know it well, isn’t it? The one who threw away the shopkeeper heard Qi Qi and said, "Got it!"
The younger brothers began to unload the car. At the beginning, there were a lot of things. Wukong was afraid of hitting them, so he stood on the car and unloaded it by himself. He asked Wu Wang to guard the car to deliver the things. Bajie and Maomao were responsible for taking it and placing it in the open space in the courtyard.
After a while, several large cotton quilts and fur bundles were unloaded, as well as grain bags, flour bags, oil jars, and sacks filled with vegetables. These heavy and large ones were all heavy and large, and Wukong took them out of the carriage. Wu Wang and Ba Jie carried it back together.
The next thing is the scattered small items, Wukong no longer restricts them, only Wuyou has to continue to keep accounts, everyone went to the car to move things to put.
After taking all the bits and pieces, there are still a few tables, chairs and benches. This is Wukong's job.
It happened that Zhuang Fan also had dinner, and when he came out to have a look, the yard was paved with things, scattered all over the place, and he couldn't help laughing, saying: "Wukong, you are leading your juniors to arrange the place." Formation!"
Wukong turned around to take a look, and couldn't help laughing, saying: "But I didn't do it alone!"
It turned out that everyone unknowingly set up a small lost trace formation on the ground.
Wukong picked up the big bag of cotton quilt and asked, "Master, what is this light thing? What is it used for?"
Zhuang Fan laughed when he saw it, and said: "This is a good thing, cotton quilt! It will be cold in a few days, and you will know its benefits when you sleep at night!" He didn't expect to meet cotton in this place, In a moment of excitement, he wrapped up all the quilts in the store that were used as a pretense, and ordered a few other beds, which he would pick up the day after tomorrow.
Zhuang Fan felt strange, not to mention that cotton is still used for viewing?I don't know which smart person figured out the real use of this thing. In this way, the invention of cotton cloth is not far away?
Seeing the cotton, Zhuang Fan couldn't help muttering in his heart, this time it's his turn to go out for a walk around the Tang Dynasty, should he also bring something back to the Tang Emperor?The things in the scriptures are not suitable for eating or drinking, and they are not as affordable as various seeds.
It's just a pity that this is Journey to the West after all, not the real Datang and Huaxia.
Wukong didn't know what cotton and quilts were, so he turned the big flower bag upside down and said, "This thing is not as heavy as a fur, how can it be warm?"
Zhuang Fan laughed and said, "If you don't believe me, Master will give you a quilt to try tonight!"
Wukong scratched his head, decided not to confront the master, shook his head and said: "It's still not right, what the master said is not wrong, the weather is warm recently, this quilt is not needed, let's put it away!"
Said with a wave of his hand, Wukong didn't know where the cotton bag was taken!
The little ones were nimble and packed up all the other things. There were only a few food boxes left, which were placed on the ground alone, surrounded by a few little gluttons, staring at them, looking at the food boxes, and Look at Zhuang Fan.
Zhuang Fan couldn't help laughing, and said, "Open it and eat, it's all for you!"
The children cheered after hearing this, and opened it to have a look. The cakes, all kinds of braised vegetables, and the meat dishes from the restaurant were steaming hot and fragrant, so they quickly picked them up, set up Zhuang Fan's newly bought tables, chairs and benches, and called Master Come and sit.
Zhuang Fan smiled and came to sit down. He was full just now and was not hungry at all. He picked up the chopsticks and served the greedy cats with vegetables. Seeing them eat deliciously, he was also happy.
Wu Wang gnawed on the chicken feet, and asked strangely, "Master, how did you buy these vegetables? They didn't kick you out when they saw you?"
Zhuang Fan said: "I look like this, why buy some meat dishes, is it strange?"
After hearing this, the children looked up and saw a fat, white and very rich grandpa sitting on the seat of the master. He knew he was a glutton at the first sight, and couldn't help laughing: "Master, you This looks like Bajie!"
"Yes, yes, third senior brother, isn't this you?"
Bajie scratched his head foolishly, and said, "Seeing that Master is much more decent than me, why don't I look like that when I wear this suit?" Although it fits well, it always looks like a kid who stole an adult's clothes. baby.
Once Zhuang Fan's body changed, he returned to his original body and taught his disciples: "Your body color is old-fashioned, next time you wear a light color, it will look better."
Bajie smiled and said: "Listen to Master, I will try next time!"
In this way, the master and apprentice circled around the capital of Jisai Kingdom for a few more days, but the king did not dare to disturb him. After receiving all kinds of goods, he took out a few iron sledges that had not been touched for a year to repair them, so they There were a lot of people at that time, and Wu Wang was asked to do another big job. During the period, Zhuang Fan asked Wu Kong to run an errand, and finally everything was settled, and the master and apprentice embarked on the journey again.
It's just that they had just left on their front feet, and outside the Bibo Pool on their back feet, the Nine-Headed Insect, who had been guarding for several days and nights, finally met the Bull Demon King.
The nine-headed worm waited for a few days, hating the Bull Demon King to death in his heart, but when he saw the old cow wobbling out on a water-proof golden crystal beast, he couldn't help but plot evil, hide his figure, and slowly follow behind.
The Nine-Headed Insect followed behind the Bull Demon King, and saw that he was just wandering around without a target, with a pair of bull's eyes, pushing away the cloud head, looking down sneakily, not knowing what to do, the Nine-Headed Insect thought about it, and settled down Go, don't startle the snake, just follow patiently, ready to find an opportunity, hit a hit.
It is also worthy of death, the bull demon king is walking over the Jisai country, and he can see the top of the pagoda of the Jinguang Temple of the Huguo, shrouded in auspicious clouds, and the relic of the Buddhist treasure that is steaming in the auspicious mist!
The Bull Demon King is also considered to have a lot of experience, and he recognized the origin of the radiance that was also released during the day at a glance. He couldn't help being surprised and happy in his heart, and secretly said: "This thing should be mine! Take it as a dowry, Isn’t it decent and magnificent? Not to mention one princess, even ten princesses can be exchanged for this Buddha treasure relic!”
It's just that it's daylight at this time, if you do it at this time, the gods of heaven and earth will be seen, and the Bull Demon King is also very guilty, he dare not move this courage, so he just hides his body in mid-air, waits patiently, and only hopes that midnight will come. Come soon.
Don't you know that the nine-headed worm behind him has long been eyeing him and is about to accept his bull head.
Nine-headed insects saw the old cow standing motionless in mid-air, sitting on the water-proof golden crystal beast and closing his eyes to rest his mind. Having come up with a good idea, I couldn't help but sneer, thinking, this is called praying mantis catching cicada, and the oriole is behind.
Therefore, I suppressed my mind and just waited for the old cow to make a move.
The two of them went forward and back, and only waited until the night fell and the sound of the leaking drum sounded. Finally, when the hour came, the old cow dismounted the water-avoiding golden crystal beast, and it didn't even have a weapon. Go to Jinguang Temple.
Seeing the Bull Demon King move, the nine-headed worm followed quietly.
If someone looked up on the ground at this time, they would be able to see two black clouds roaring towards the tower of Jinguang Temple in the clear night sky.
The Bull Demon King was strong enough to hold his own divine power. He didn't pay attention to a mortal pagoda at all. He planned to break in directly. The pagoda was right in front of him, he didn't avoid it, he didn't dodge it, he didn't stop, he charged straight up.
The nine-headed worm followed closely behind the bull demon king, holding a crescent shovel in his hand, thinking that when the bull demon king lost his mind, he would kill two birds with one stone, cut off the bull's head, snatched the Buddha treasure, and let his mother go!
Who knows that the pagoda, a few days ago, Zhuang Fan called Wukong to come and cast the formation, which is an enhanced version of the small lost trace formation. If the Bull Demon King is alert, he will try it out first. The array set by Wukong, but it may not be impossible to break the array set by Wukong.
However, the Bull Demon King, bent on winning treasures and scorning mortals, lost his vigilance and bumped into it head-on. As expected, his strength was not lost, not only hit himself to the ground, but also flew away with a sho Going out, he bumped into the nine-headed worm who was sneaking behind him.
The nine-headed worm was staring at the Bull Demon King to steal the treasure, but in an instant, a huge black shadow flew over in mid-air, scaring him to pieces, thinking he had been discovered, and hurriedly took the crescent shovel to go Hit that "hidden weapon".
The crescent shovel was knocked into the air in an instant, and the old cow's big lump of two to three thousand catties slapped the Nine-Headed Insect's face, making the Nine-Headed Insect belch on the spot. Rolling his eyes, he passed out.
The two of them shot out in unison, fearing that it would not last twenty or thirty miles, and finally hit the ground in the mountain with a "thud", crushing many trees, flattening many flowers and plants, and slipped out of a ditch in a flash.
It's so miserable.
As soon as the old cow and the nine-headed worm landed on the ground, a group of generals appeared beside them, each with bows and sharp knives in their hands, and a thin dog pounced on the bull demon king's ankle and dragged him away. Come out and reveal the nine-headed worm underneath.
The gods stepped aside, and a young general walked out. He was handsome and had three eyes on his head, but it turned out to be Xiansheng Erlang Zhenjun, with Xiaotiangou and the six Meishan brothers. Jiangguchi invites the one who guards the thief here.
Seeing that the nine-headed worm was really there, but the mastermind who stole things turned into the mighty bull demon king, God Erlang couldn't help being surprised, but he finally protected the Buddha's relic, so he waved his hand and said, "Tell these two people Tie it up, take it to Lingxiao Palace, and hand it over to my uncle and Tathagata Buddha!"
The Meishan brothers and a hay-headed god agreed together without any fuss, and while the Bull Demon King and Nine-Headed Insect were fainted and died, they were tied up with their shoulders, head and back, and flew straight towards the Nantian Gate.
On the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor saw this place, sighed, and said: "This time, the Wansheng Laolong family was spared!" It sounded particularly unwilling.
The Buddha persuaded: "You are also stingy. Last time, the little girl saw that your highness's flowers are beautiful, so she broke one of them, and you sent your nephew to destroy the whole family, so as not to happen."
The Jade Emperor snorted coldly and said, "Can the nine-leaf Ganoderma lucidum be compared to other ordinary flowers? It's the old man who made alchemy and went to the Queen Mother to ask for thousands of dollars. If the empress can give him a half leaf, it will be counted." Generosity! The Halloween princess was hacked up by me and stolen from me and the Queen Mother. She deserved it, but his family deserved it.”
The author has something to say: Wansheng Laolong's family, in the original book, except for those who were beaten to death by Zhu Bajie, they were all wiped out by Erlang God
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