Tang Seng is a cook

What Wukong said was really good, not a while after he came back, the waiter brought a barber, and after a while, he cleaned up Zhuang Fan's head and face as clean as a duck's egg.

The old man accepted the reward with a smile, and said while packing his things: "The elder has good hair, and a good beard, which is hard and lush. If you shave this beard several times, store it up, and give it a good trim, I'm afraid it will be a big blow." Very nice beard."

After Wukong heard this, he pushed him away and said, "Go! My master is a gentle and handsome man with a beard and a beard! He's not a warrior or a bandit!"

The old man was neither surprised nor annoyed, he still smiled and said: "It's safer to look fierce when you're away from home!"

After saying this, he bowed to everyone in the room, and went out with his burden.

Zhuang Fan was touching his bare chin, but he felt that what the old man said was reasonable, he said to Wukong: "We have been traveling in the field, it is really inconvenient, Master has probably developed in the past few months, the beard grows especially Hurry up, just stay here for a few days, shave well every day, and then grow a beard!" This body is twenty this year?Or 21?

Wukong felt his toothache, Wuwang leaned over to have a look, blinked his eyes and imagined for a while, and sighed, feeling that he was incapable of imagining, so he walked away.

Wuyou put Bajie, who was sleeping soundly in his arms, on the bed, rushed to hug Daddy's thigh, and said very sweetly: "Father, I like everything you look like!"

Zhuang Fan gave him a headache and said, "Small mouth is so sweet! I don't know how many people will be coaxed to love you in the future!"

Wuyou buried her face on Zhuang Fan's waist and acted like a spoiled child: "If you don't want anyone else, you want Daddy!"

When Mao Mao saw it, she rushed over too, hugged the other thigh, and said, "I don't want anyone else, but Uncle!"

Wukong and Wuwang hugged the two troublemakers one by one. Wukong turned away from this dangerous topic and said, "Master, are you going to change Guanwen? Which one of us will go with you?"

Zhuang Fan said: "Wukong hasn't relaxed for a long time, this time ask Bajie to accompany me, you take them to the streets and buy what you like."

Wukong said: "Then Master, can I also buy back the supplies we need?"

Zhuang Fan waved his hand, and said: "We buy a lot, and it's not worthwhile to go shopping. Master will take you there. It's rare to go to the city now, so let's have fun."

He stretched out his hand to rub the little monkey and said, "It's just that you and Mao Mao are different from ordinary people in appearance, if others are surprised and avoid it, don't mind, just play with you freely!"

Wukong smiled and said: "Master, don't worry, I'll go out in a different form, you see?"

When the monkey wiped his face, he turned into a young Taoist priest, with a serious face, white and beardless, clear and square, with a very fairy-like posture, which stunned Zhuang Fan.

Maomao was also very curious, held Wukong's face to look at it, and said, "I can do this too!"

The little hairy monkey also wiped his face, then turned to look at Zhuang Fan.

Two identical faces.

Note that it is exactly the same.

Zhuang Fan burst out laughing and fainted.

When Wu Wang and Wu You in Wu Wang's arms saw each other, they both covered their faces in fright!

Wukong said helplessly: "Maomao, you are such a small person, you can't go out with such a face, unless you are as old as me, we can have the same face, you are such a small body, with such a face Zhang Lian, go out and scare people to death!"

Maomao seemed to understand, she bit her finger, looked at everyone, said oh, then transformed into Wukong with an innocent face: "Is that so?"

In the main room, a young Taoist priest hugged another young Taoist priest like a child.

If Zhuang Fan hadn't wanted to maintain his dignity as a teacher, he would have laughed on the ground long ago.

Monkey was so angry that he threw away the troublemaker Maomao, and said, "Yes, yes, yes! Ancestor! You can go to the streets like this today!"

Wu Wang and Wu You came over, pulled the two of them to have a closer look, and wondered: "Looking at it this way, I really can't tell who is who! It seems!"

Monkey snorted coldly, thinking, what's the use of it, the master said, I'm the most handsome in the world!

Unexpectedly, Maomao also snorted coldly, hugging his arms, it was just like Wukong just now, and took advantage of the situation to transform the clothes on his body, becoming exactly the same as Wukong.

Wu Wang let out a wow, stretched out his hand, circled the elder brother and Mao Mao a few times, then pushed in front of Zhuang Fan, and said, "Master, which one is the elder brother and which is Mao Mao?"

The two monkeys didn't speak, but blinked their eyes and looked at Zhuang Fan expectantly.

Zhuang Fan didn't panic at all, took out two plates of beans and two pairs of couriers, handed them to each other, and said, "Eat!"

The two monkeys looked at each other, not knowing why, but Wu Wang understood Master's intention in an instant, laughed, and said, "Eat, eat!"

Wukong muttered: "Master, just eat a few of these, I don't want to be like Bajie!" Picking up the chopsticks, he quickly picked up a few beans and threw them into his mouth.

Maomao then muttered: "Master, just eat a few of these, I don't want to be like Bajie!" Picking up the chopsticks, he couldn't pick up a bean for a long time, and the imitation failed!

Zhuang Fan clapped his hands and said: "Succeed, Maomao is still not good enough with chopsticks. After resting for a while, let's practice picking up a hundred beans." Give it to Mao Mao and tell him to exchange two plates."

He already knew that this method would work. The monkey just came to him, and it took him a long time to learn how to hold chopsticks. These days, Liu Er eats with spoons more often and less with chopsticks!

Unexpectedly, the master could distinguish himself so easily, Wukong blankly poured all the beans in the plate into Mao Mao's plate, and gave him the empty plate, saying: "Here, let's go to the table and practice picking beans. ! When will you use chopsticks, when will you be like me!"

Maomao was depressed at first, but when he heard this, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Really, can I really learn to use chopsticks just like my brother?"

Wukong still had a sense of crisis at first, but he couldn't help laughing when he saw the boy's stupidity, pinched his face and said, "Yes, yes, it's the same as my brother! Go!"

Liu Er Le Dian Dian took two plates and ran to practice picking beans.

Wukong scratched the back of his head and whispered: "Master, other than this method, can you still tell who is who between us?"

Zhuang Fan rubbed his chin and said, "Although the master doesn't have sharp eyes, he can still recognize the child he raises at a glance." After all, after staying with Wukong for a long time, Liu Er is just like him, but not exactly the same.

He stretched out his hand, put his arm around the monkey's shoulder and said, "You are always different in Master's eyes and heart."

When the monkey heard this, his heart felt hot, he rubbed his nose, turned his face away and said, "Master can fool people, it's not that he can't recognize it."

After Zhuang Fan heard this, he laughed and rubbed the monkey's head, saying, "Little slick!" Every child expects that they are different and special in the hearts of their elders, and Wukong is no exception.

The master and apprentice had a quarrel, Zhuang Fan changed into formal clothes, woke up the bubbling piglet, changed Bajie into new clothes, and took him out, heading straight for the palace.

When he arrived at Donghua Gate, Zhuang Fan straightened his hat, stepped forward, saluted the ambassador of the Pavilion Gate, and said in a loud voice: "My lord, please replay, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, and got the emperor's order to go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures. I brought my disciples here, intending to face the king and exchange Guan Wen."

Seeing that Zhuang Fan was dressed in fine attire, holding a wand in his hand, his appearance was not vulgar, he was neither humble nor overbearing, he was graceful, and the disciples behind him were also plump and handsome, so he didn't dare to neglect him, said "wait a moment", and went in to report.

Huangmenguan came trotting to the king's steps and said: "Your Majesty, there are two monks with different appearances and different clothes outside. They say they are from the Tang Dynasty in the east. They are ordered to go to the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. arts."

The king of Ji Sai State wondered: "Oh? There are such people and things? Xuan!"

While waiting for the announcement, Zhuang Fan turned around and asked Ba Jie: "Are you nervous?"

Bajie secretly yawned, and said: "Master, don't worry, my old pig is in the sky, and I have to go to court every day. I am familiar with this battle a long time ago. In the sky and on the ground, those sitting on it are all A clay emperor makes no difference."

Zhuang Fan thinks about it too, Bajie has seen the world anyway, so he no longer worries, just waits quietly.

Not long after, the Huangmen came to announce that Zhuang Fan brought Bajie into the court. The master and apprentice stood together without kneeling, and said together: "The poor monk is the emperor of the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land of Nanfangbuzhou, and he is going to pay homage to the great thunder of the Western Tianzhu Kingdom. The Buddhists of Yinsi who seek to obtain the scriptures pass by the precious recipes, and dare not go through them without permission, and they have the relevant documents with them, so please check the scriptures instead.”

The king couldn't help being displeased when he saw the Tang monk bowing instead of kneeling, but after all, the Tang emperor was famous and had the power of the Buddha, so he didn't dare to bully him, so he still invited the Tang monks to the Golden Luan Hall and gave him a seat on the embroidered pier.

Zhuang Fan did not refuse, went to the hall and sat down, took out the Guan Wen from his sleeve, handed it to the servant in front of the hall, and said: "Please examine the Guan Wen, Your Majesty, and add a seal."

The king read Guan Wen once, put it on the table, stroked his beard and said slowly: "It seems that you, the king of the Tang Dynasty, have a heart for Buddha, and you can also choose eminent monks. You don't have to avoid long distances. It's really good. The country of the widow is a state in the Western Regions. There are often tributes from the barbarians. It is because there is a Jinguang Temple in the country. There is a golden pagoda in the temple. Paying homage?" Between the words, it is inevitable that the self-satisfaction is full.

Zhuang Fan was in a hurry to pack his luggage and go on his way, how could he delay on such matters, he didn't even want to bow down to the real body of the Buddha, how could he kowtow to a statue?

So he declined and said: "Your Majesty does not know something. The poor monk set out from Chang'an. The Bodhisattva sent down the Buddha's decree. He specially warned that the poor monk is going to the west to worship Buddha and seek the truth. Therefore, the poor monk must meet the Buddha and not worship. You can't enter the temple. The poor monk dare not violate the will of the Buddha, His Majesty's will, so I can only accept it with shame!"

Seeing Zhuang Fan's refusal, the king was even more upset that he couldn't show himself off. He slapped the table and said, "The holy monk's words are true? How could the Buddha have such absurd decree? Could it be that the holy monk looked down on me to offer sacrifices to Saiguo?" , can't you trick me into going up and down?"

Zhuang Fan could not help frowning when he saw the king was vain and talkative, but he was under the eaves and didn't want to cause trouble, so he said calmly: "Monks don't tell lies, if they speak lies, they will go to the hell of pulling out their tongues after death, and suffer all kinds of sufferings. The monk would not dare."

As soon as these words came out, the words were icy cold, and the ministers in the hall who were glaring at Zhuang Fan all shivered, they lowered their heads and did not dare to look at the king again, they turned pale and trembled with fright.

But it turned out that it was Zhuang Fan who used some tricks during his speech to make the king faintly see the miserable conditions of all beings in hell being tortured.

So the king didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, he used the seal obediently, trembling, and asked people to send the Tang monk and his disciples out of the Donghua Gate, and sent an order to recruit monks and Taoists to enter the palace to chant scriptures and supersede the shock, and it was done.

Zhuang Fan led Bajie out of the palace gate, Bajie asked suspiciously: "Master, what did you do? I saw that the king was very rude to you at the beginning, how did you become honest after that?"

Zhuang Fan pretended not to know, and coaxed the idiot, "Maybe the master said a few words, so the king has been influenced by Buddhism?"

Bajie pouted and said, "Master, do you think I'm stupid?"

Zhuang Fan laughed loudly and said, "Who said that, Master knows that piglets are animals with a very high IQ!"

Bajie's ears moved, his eyes sparkled: "Really?"

Zhuang Fan nodded earnestly and said, "That's right, all the animals combined, the IQ of the little pig can be in the top ten miles."

Bajie happily said: "Then master, tell me quickly, no one will be in front of me!"

Zhuang Fan rubbed his chin, raised his head and thought for a while, and said: "Needless to say, the first few are all relatives of Brother Monkey's family, after that, the ones in front of you are nothing."

Bajie drooped his head in frustration, and said, "What, it turns out Brother Monkey is the smartest!"

Just as he was talking, he received a slap on the forehead, "Idiot, what are you talking about!"

It turned out that Wukong brought the juniors to pick up the master and the two of them!

It happened that there was nothing to do in the afternoon, so Zhuang Fan put away the ring stick and took the children to go shopping, shopping!

After the salary given by Guanyin is distributed to Hongye, there will be a lot more!

Just talking about the Bull Demon King, first he found out that he had lost his wife, and then he found out that he had lost his concubine. He went all over the world to search, but there was no trace. There was only Cui Rong, who could only cry and lost one hand, by his side. It's just disgusting to see each other.

In a fit of rage, the Bull Demon King drove Cuirong out of Moyun Cave, and didn't even ask her to stay at Jilei Mountain, and kicked her down the mountain in a hurry.

Cui Rong also had a lot of resentment in her heart, she had thought well at first, but she secretly said that the property given by Princess Iron Fan was a dowry from her wife, and when she arrived at Jilei Mountain, she became the second wife of the king, holding the king in her palm, and with that Wouldn't it be a beautiful day for Princess Yumian to sit on an equal footing and not have to stand and suffer from serving people every day?

It's just that I didn't expect that when I met the king, I was kicked away before I could say a few words, and when I woke up, the world was turned upside down!

Obviously His Majesty already disliked that poor wife so much that he wouldn't go home anytime soon, why was His Majesty so excited when she just said that Madam had left! ?

If I had known about Madam's matter, she should have kept it a secret. Since she held the king in her hands, it would never be too late to talk about it. What a mistake!

Cuirong cursed inwardly all the way down Moyun Mountain, standing on the road, feeling at a loss, not knowing where to go.

Suddenly she remembered that since Madam left, there should be no one living in Banjiao Cave, besides Madam has always been well-known in this place, so why not go back to Basho Cave and sit as a fake iron fan fairy?She also knows some spells, wouldn't it be beautiful to gather those mortals to worship her?

The more Cui Rong thought about it, the more wonderful this method was!

Having made up her mind, Cui Rong turned her face to look at the top of Jilei Mountain, spat, turned around and went straight to Cuiyun Mountain.

But the Bull Demon King felt bored and couldn't stay in an empty Moyun Cave, so he simply rode on the water-avoiding golden crystal beast and headed straight to Bibotan to find the old Wanshenglong to relax.

The old dragon in Bibotan has nothing to do these days, he is looking for a son-in-law for his daughter, when he saw the Bull Demon King coming, he hurriedly stepped forward to greet him and said: "Master Niu has not seen him for a long time, why is he willing to give up his beautiful concubine and come to my place today? Come, come, sit down!"

The Bull Demon King sighed, and said, "Oh, something happened at home, and I'm bored, so I came to your place to beg for a drink!"

Wansheng Laolong wondered: "Master Niu said something strange, what could be going on in your family?"

He invited the Bull Demon King to sit down, and asked the dragon son and grandson to come and accompany him, and the shrimp soldiers and crab generals would serve fine wine, and then he said: "My brother is frowning, it seems that something is really going on, if you trust my old brother, don't worry, I will tell you Give you an idea, see one or two for details."

Seeing that the Bull Demon King was only interested in drinking heavily, he guessed: "But your son, my little nephew, Red Boy, has news?"

The Bull Demon King sighed, and said: "There is nothing wrong with the red boy. Last time I asked the real fairy Ruyi to test his master, but the real fairy Ruyi was knocked down by the red boy's master after a few strokes, and later by the god general of heaven. It was pressed to the Yellow Wind Cave, and it is said that he was a Dharma protector there, and he wrote a letter last time, thanking me for giving him this opportunity."

The old dragon wondered: "There is such a thing. Sha Wujing, the demon king of the Yellow Wind Cave, is said to be the general of the heavenly court rolling curtain. He has a deep background. If he works under his command, it is indeed a good fortune. It’s a blessing in disguise!”

Hearing this, the Bull Demon King lamented: "Things are impermanent! I thought I had harmed him, but I didn't realize it. Maybe in the future, he will be better than me!" , Straight into the heart of sorrow.

Wansheng Laolong stroked his beard and laughed loudly: "Brother, why should you envy others? Now you have two families, a lovely wife and beautiful concubine, a wealth of wealth, and a son who is promising. Others envy you, why do you envy others! "

After hearing this, the Bull Demon King had tears in his eyes, and couldn't help weeping, saying: "A beautiful wife and concubine, and a wealth of wealth, all gone, all gone!"

After saying that, he fell to his desk and cried loudly, slammed the table, mourning unceasingly, startled the clam girl who was serving wine beside him, dropped the jug, and ran down in a panic.

The old dragon was very surprised, and said: "My brother, don't cry, my brother! Quit your mourning quickly! Man, why worry about not having a wife? What's the matter?"

The Bull Demon King also felt ashamed, wiped his tears, and said, "Oh, my family is unlucky, I made my brother a joke!"

Wansheng Laolong said: "Brother, I am really sad to see you, what happened? I have never seen you like this!"

The Bull Demon King blushed and said ashamedly: "Old brother doesn't know something, alas." He simply concluded, and told the story of his two wives and concubines abandoning him. After saying this, he couldn't help crying again.

The old holy dragon heard this, and comforted him: "Brother, why bother to be sad, my brother said it before, a man, why bother to have no wife, what does it look like to cry!"

After a few words of persuasion, he saw that the Bull Demon King still couldn't show his face, so he said: "How about this, I happen to have a daughter who is also at the age of marriage. I have been trying to choose a husband and son-in-law for her these few days. What about my little girl? It happens to be in my Dragon Palace, to be a son-in-law, and with my brother's ability, to protect the safety of my clear water pool, I don't worry about my brother."

The Bull Demon King blushed instantly, waved his hands again and again and said: "How dare you, how dare you, how dare you love your elder brother's beloved daughter! Alas, I have already been engaged, and I even have a son, and my elder brother's daughter is in the flowering period. How can I be delusional!"

But the more the old dragon thought about it, the more he felt that this marriage was suitable, so he said: "If my brother doesn't agree, I'm afraid it's because my Bibotan is too small?"

Hearing this, the Bull Demon King said in shame: "Old brother doesn't know something. When my wife and concubine left, she took all the belongings with her. Now my old cow has nothing else on her body. If she raises a princess, I'm afraid it will hurt her to eat." Swallowing vegetables, how can I bear it in my heart?"

After hearing this, the old dragon laughed loudly and said, "I thought I was worried about something! Don't be afraid! There are not many other things in my Dragon Palace, but gold and silver treasures. There are a lot of treasures. When the time comes, I will ask my little girl to marry her as a dowry. , my old father can afford it, even you two, you can just lie there and live there, don't worry, don't worry!"

After hearing this, the Bull Demon King hurried forward, pushed the golden mountain and inverted the jade pillar, and kowtowed: "Father-in-law is on top, and I will be worshiped by my son-in-law!"

Wansheng Laolong was overjoyed, laughed loudly and said: "Please come up, good son-in-law, please come up quickly!"

There was a little clam spirit peeking at the back, and hurried to the back to report to the Wansheng princess, and said anxiously: "Princess, princess, something is wrong!"

The Halloween princess was beautiful and beautiful, she was lazily sitting in front of the dressing table combing her hair, and said, "Why are you yelling, what's wrong?"

The little clam spirit panted and said: "Princess, princess, you don't know, just now, the prince betrothed you to that bull demon king who often comes to drink!"

The Wansheng princess raised her eyebrows when she heard this, and said: "Don't talk nonsense! I heard that the Great Bull Demon King already had a wife, a concubine, and a son. How could the father be so stupid and marry me?" To be a concubine? Then when I have a child in the future, don’t I want someone else to be my mother?”

The little clam said: "The princess doesn't know, the Bull Demon King has one wife and one concubine. According to him, they all abandoned him in the past two days!"

The princess listened with a calm face, and said: "Since that's the case, that's all. But to be a stepmother, isn't that child going out to learn art? I won't see you once in a year, what's wrong? I think it's good."

The little clam spirit said: "But princess, didn't you promise that nine-headed worm that you would marry him? He did, and he will come to propose marriage these days!"

Princess Wansheng took the flower juice to dye her nails, and said lazily: "Then you go and tell him for this princess that I can't do anything about the orders of my parents and the words of the matchmaker. If he is willing to be my guest of honor, I don't object either."