Tang Seng is a cook

Zhuang Fan crouched and brushed his teeth from a distance, Wulu Wulu asked: "Have you decided on a name for the child?"

Zhenyuan said in a very dreamy voice: "Hongye said, call Nao Nao first."

After one night, the two adults called the children to make trouble, and they were all dejected. They were gods at first, whether they slept or not, whether they ate or not, sat there and meditated for a while, they didn’t need anything, but last night, he really felt Tired.

So tired, so sleepy, I really want to fall asleep.

Yesterday, his daughter went to sleep when she was full, and cried when she woke up. When her daughter cried, Hongye kicked him when she was drowsy. mother.

In the second half of the night, the daughter still had a stinking smack. Fortunately, Zhuang Fan was prepared to wrap the daughter in diapers, otherwise there would be no need for a small quilt.

This night, there was chaos.

Zhuang Fan thought about it: "I said Zhenyuan."

Zhen Yuanzi was rubbing the diaper mechanically, when he heard Zhuang Fan calling him, he looked up blankly and said, "Huh?"

Zhuang Fan felt that he would fall asleep the next second he closed his eyes, shook his head, and said, "I thought about it last night, it's outrageous for you to walk with me in your arms like this!"

Floating in the sky every day, not stable at all.

Besides, "Nao Nao is a little girl, and now we don't even prepare a girl's clothes for her. Can the girls dress and wear the same as these brats?"

Hong Ye jumped out of the small wooden house with her daughter in her arms. Da Hong's clothes were too wrinkled to see, and the bun on his head was messed up as if someone had beaten him. He yawned and said: "My daughter must wear the best clothes, wearing the best clothes." The best hairpin ever!"

Zhuang Fan rolled his eyes and said, "Then you will hug her every day and float in the sky with me? Where do you get the clothes and where do you buy the jewelry?"

Thinking far ahead, the child has just been born, and the hair hasn't grown yet.

Zhen Yuan held a piece of worn-out diaper, and said dejectedly: "We don't know anything, we don't understand anything."

The diaper Zhuang Fan made for him from old clothes yesterday, he didn't really want to come, who knew that a baby's skin is so delicate, and there are so many rumors.

Zhuang Fan's half-afternoon nanny training, he listened very carefully, but when he met his daughter, he felt that he wanted to ask about everything, and wanted to learn everything again.

After being a god for tens of thousands of years, and meeting a little girl, how could he become a master?

Zhuang Fan said: "That's why I said, I can't ask you to follow me like this. After walking around, to the next big town, I'll help you buy a house, buy some servants, hire some nurses, find some little maids, at least take the children Take care of her until she is five or six years old, and you two will take her out for a walk." This time can only be paid by Zhuang Fan, and these two gods have no shortage of natural talents and earthly treasures, no gold or silver treasures.

Hong Ye squatted over with her little girl in her arms, and said with a sad face: "Then what should I do these few days, I dare not wash her face and take a bath..." The girl is too soft, he can't do it.

It's just that he cried out tears last night, his face was covered with tears, and he didn't know if he wiped his little butt clean, he always felt that his daughter stinks...

Zhuang Fan sighed, and really wanted to throw this nanny to the modern age, find a confinement wife, and take care of the education and insurance association.

After all, they carried them back to the cabin, took a small wooden basin, and the three adults gathered together to give the little girl a bath. The child was not doing well, and Zhenyuan and Hongye broke out in a cold sweat nervously.

After washing and wiping it clean, Zhuang Fan took out another small quilt to wrap the child, and directed, "Dry that one to dry in the sun."

Hongye obediently went.

Early in the morning, I didn't have much time to cook, everyone wanted to watch the noise, Zhuang Fan cooked some porridge, warmed some buns and steamed buns, served with side dishes, everyone had a meal, Zhen Yuan still had bigu, and only drank some water .

Hongye was also in a hurry to go to a big town to find a suitable nanny for her daughter. When she saw the brambles eight hundred miles below, there was nothing but brambles, and it was horribly desolate. The thorns retreated completely, and a wide road flashed out.

Zhuang Fan said: "It's much easier for you, but if we leave, will the thorns grow back?"

Hongye said: "No, those thorns are already dead, and when the spring is warm and the flowers bloom next year, other vegetation will grow here."

Zhuang Fan nodded, got on the white dragon horse, and led everyone across the [-]-mile thorny ridge to the west.

The little tree demons in the Muxian Nunnery glanced at Hongye when they passed by, but said nothing, flicked the sleeves of their robes, and put them away by the roots, and they didn't know where to put them.

The dryads like Shibagong have been practicing for a short time. In Hongye's eyes, they are not much different from children. The ginseng doll in Hongye's hand has been practicing for at least 3000 years, and it is still just a baby. The tree demon is only 800 years old, but it looks old. In Hongye's view, it is nothing more than a weak foundation.

If you can't cultivate well, you dare to show off outside. The red leaves, which are also woods, naturally can't tolerate this.

Just pass the test and practice hard.

Zhuang Fan didn't notice this at all, kept his eyes on, rode his horse and galloped, and didn't care about the Muxian Temple at all. Now he has set a basic mileage for himself every day. If he was delayed yesterday, he will naturally make up for it today.

After running like this for three to five days, Hongye and Zhenyuan couldn't sit still on the green leaf boat. Fortunately, on the way, they encountered a small town. Although it was not too big, it was peaceful and peaceful. This place has set up a family business for the two of them, hired manpower, and stayed with them here for a few days. Seeing that things are on the right track, I feel relieved.

Zhenyuan and Hongye had a heartfelt and considerate servant, and after a sigh of relief, they slowly regained their old days of immortal demeanor and youthful demeanor.

Nao Nao has finally ended the days of floating in the air every day. Anyway, his hair is combed neatly, his face is clean, and he wears small clothes that fit well. There is no difference between the little girls from ordinary rich families.

The red boy was also sent to study in a private school in the city by Zhuang Fan.

At a young age, what else can you do if you don’t read books?

Speaking of cultivation, Honghai'er's temper is still unstable, and the child's heart is still good, let's play with children and friends, and grow up together!

Zhuang Fan originally wanted to keep Wuyou and Mao Mao together, and told them to go to school, but these two hugged Zhuang Fan's thigh and refused to let go, so he had no choice but to give up.

Hong Haier also came holding Zhuang Fan's thigh, but his master faked crying and went back crying.

After Zhuang Fan settled the father, daughter, teacher and apprentice, he took his apprentices to the west with peace of mind.

On this road in the early autumn scenery, the weather is getting cooler and the autumn wind is getting stronger. One day when he got up early and was on his way, Zhuang Fan saw the strong wind and began to wipe his face again. He not only wiped it himself, but also Bajie and Wuyou did not run away I was rubbed incense by the master every day.

Zhuang Fan told the shopkeeper to fool him before, and bought a big bag of face cream, and he might not be able to use it up in Xitian.

Wukong, Mao Mao and the white dragon horse escaped by luck because of the hair on their faces.

Traveling all the way overnight, traveling day and night, this day, before a high mountain, Zhuang Fan looked up at the mountain, sighed, got off his horse, patted the back of the white dragon horse and said: "Wu Wang, change back!" , we are going to climb the mountain again."

Wu Wang lost his figure, raised his eyes to look at it, gasped, and said, "Master, this mountain is quite high!"

Zhuang Fan nodded and said, "I don't know if we can pass today. If not, the mountain road is narrow and closed, and there may not even be a place to pitch a tent."

He turned back to look at a few apprentices, and said, "Are you afraid of staying overnight?"

Everyone shook their heads in unison, came over with a smile on their faces, and followed Master to tidy up their clothes, gather their trousers, tie their cuffs, and prepare to climb the mountain.

Wukong took Mao Mao and Wu You off Caramel Cake, and led the horse to Ba Jie to look after.

Go down the cliff and start to climb the mountain. At this time, Wuwang opened the way, Zhuang Fan accompanied, followed by Wuyou and Mao Mao who walked hand in hand, Bajie led the horse followed closely, and finally Wukong stayed behind. Occasionally, the mountain road was difficult. I also need to help Bajie support the caramel cake.

The masters and apprentices used both hands and feet, the road was steep and difficult, but there were wild beasts infesting, wolves singing and tigers roaring, leopards chasing deer running, echoes in the empty valley, and strange birds screaming, which made people very frightened.

Fortunately, Wu Wang came to the front, released a little bit of dragon power, and frightened the surroundings. Immediately, all the beasts hid, and there was no sound, and Wu Kong took out the golden cudgel behind him, and played it a few times in his hand, full of evil spirits, majestic and majestic. Linlin, immediately the master and disciples came forward, left and right, and there were no more monsters sneaking around, intending to sneak attack.

All scared away.

Monkey is still quite regretful. In recent days, he was in a hurry to go on his way, and the master began to restrain everyone again, not to let everyone go hunting casually.

After all, it was a waste of time, but fortunately there were still hard goods, and the apprentices were not greedy, so the beast in the mountains escaped a catastrophe.

It was already past noon when we reached the top of the mountain. At the top of the mountain, Zhuang Fan stopped, beat his waist, rubbed his knees, he was young, and his arms and legs could bear it.

Looking down, sure enough, on the gentle slope to the west, there are auspicious clouds, thousands of auspicious colors, and surrounded by green hills, revealing a tower and palace. The sound is ethereal, peaceful and quiet.

Come to think of it, this Xiaoxitian Leiyin Temple has arrived.

Zhuang Fanxin said, since he came, on this journey to the west, the goblins heard the wind and bowed down, no one can fight, I don't know if Maitreya, the yellow-browed boy who plays the chime, will fight fiercely like before this time , to uncover the five directions under the Jade Emperor, six Ding Liujia, 28 protectors and [-] stars; the tortoise and snake generals under the northern Zhenwu Patriarch and the five great dragons, as well as the Great Sage King Bodhisattva Prince Xiao Zhang and the four great generals under his seat are all together.

The golden cymbals with yellow eyebrows and the human race bag made the great sage very embarrassed.

Zhuang Fan frowned and looked down the mountain, Monkey and Bajie led the horse, and saw the master looking down the mountain pondering, so he took advantage of the situation to look over, the other little ones, seeing that the master didn't say to go down the mountain, all blamed Haw and threw away the futon. On the ground, sitting and resting, even if you look down, you can't see anything, only the monkey has a pair of piercing eyes, and you can see something wrong at a glance.

Wukong set up the awning with his hands, took a few glances, and said: "Master, I look down, the ancient temple's bright building, Zen light and auspicious mist, why does it look like thunder?"

When Zhuang Fan heard it, he wondered: "I didn't see anything else?" Shouldn't there be some menacing air?

After hearing this, Wukong took a closer look, shook his head and said, "If it wasn't for the wrong way, this disciple really thought this was the Temple of Leiyin where the Buddha is. It's really strange."

After Zhuang Fan heard this, he knew that there must be something wrong, and he didn't know that Maitreya, the yellow-browed boy, was going to play tricks this time, so he said: "Don't pay attention to it, as a teacher, I only want the real thunder sound. Those who come out halfway, let us Just don’t know, it’s the past!”

Wukong nodded and said, "Just listen to Master."

He called up his juniors again and went down the mountain cautiously.

There is a saying that it is easy to go up the mountain and difficult to go down. When the master and disciples came to the foot of the mountain, it was already dark, and the magnificent temple was in front of him. Zhuang Fan saw that the night was dark, without moon and stars, and it was obviously difficult to travel at night. In desperation, he said: "Let's camp here today!"

I couldn't go for a walk, and I didn't want to pay attention to the temple. Fortunately, the gate of the temple was wide and spacious, so I just camped.

As for the demon transformed by Huang Meitong, let him go, no matter when he comes to make trouble, they always have to eat and sleep.

Unexpectedly, the master and apprentice had just stood still, set up the stump, and were about to tie the horse, when they heard a chime from the temple gate, someone shouted the Buddha's name and said, "Since the holy monk has come to my small temple, why don't you come in and talk?" ?”

In the night, the gate of the temple opened suddenly with a yahah sound, and the Buddhist lamps inside were flickering. There were several rows of small novice monks, holding glass lamps, filing out. There was a man in the middle with big earlobes, square face and double jaws, broad shoulders and fat belly, smiling. Full cheeks, not Maitreya Buddha, the Buddha who came from the east, but who.

The monkey stood behind the master, stabbed Zhuang Fan in the back, and complained: "Master, last time I went to Lingtai Mountain to find Master Bodhi, he was the one who fooled me and said there was no such person!"

Zhuang Fan nodded to indicate that he understood, smiled as if it was all right, and said in obeisance: "I don't know if the Buddha from the east is here, this disciple is rude!"

Maitreya laughed and said, "Those who don't know don't blame it. It seems that a monastery suddenly appeared in a barren mountain. The holy monk should be a little wary, and it should be."

Zhuang Fan said unceremoniously: "What the Buddha said is right! The disciples are alone, and they have to be careful. If not, if they encounter a monster with a background, if they don't pay attention, they will wipe out the whole army. Wouldn't it be delayed to go west. "

Maitreya laughed loudly and said: "How can it be! The holy monk has a deep fortune and is guarded by an eminent disciple, so he will surely go west safely. This is not a place for speeches. There will be a banquet for the holy monk, please."

Zhuang Fan was puzzled and wondered what kind of way this was. The goblin didn't come, but the goblin master did.

He never suspected that the boy with yellow eyebrows was pretending to be Maitreya to deceive him, after all, Wukong's piercing eyes were not just for display.

Since they were throwing a banquet, Zhuang Fan did not refuse. He waved his hands and asked his apprentices to follow, and led everyone to follow Maitreya all the way in. The caramel cake was taken down by the little novice to feed and wash.

Zhuang Fan walked in and looked up, and sure enough, there were a few large characters "Xiao Leiyin Temple" written on the mountain gate. He couldn't help laughing, and asked, "Buddha, why is this place called Xiaoleiyin Temple?"

Maitreya was embarrassed, and without revealing his face, he smiled and said: "Oh, the holy monk doesn't know something, but this is me, a yellow-browed boy, who stole my belongings when I was not prepared, and came to the lower realm to cause trouble. One place, I chased after it, and Tong'er caught it, but these places have not been corrected, so it's ridiculous."

Zhuang Fan nodded and said: "Oh, that's how it is. I saw the mountain gate just now, and I was taken aback. I thought Lingshan was right in front of me!"

Maitreya laughed and said: "The heart of the holy monk to learn the scriptures is indestructible. The journey is hard and does not block the way. Although Lingshan is far away, the way is halfway. It is a wonderful thing to see Xiaoleiyin Temple at this time!"

Zhuang Fan wondered: "Oh? So, the disciple has already gone halfway through the journey to the west?" It seems that it is very hopeful to finish the journey to the west in two years.

Maitreya nodded and said, "That's right, the holy monk walked so fast in the body of a mortal, which is quite surprising and admirable!"

Pointing to the main hall, he said please, and said: "There also happened to be some friends here, who heard the name of the holy monk, and they all looked forward to seeing them. The holy monk should not refuse."

Zhuang Fan wondered, what kind of friend did he want to see a monk?Just calmly, with a slight smile, he and the Buddha greeted each other, and walked together into the hall.

Sure enough, what Maitreya said was true, the hall was filled with impressive people, all dressed as generals, when they saw Zhuang Fan coming in, they clasped their fists together and said in unison, "I have seen the holy monk!"

Zhuang Fan hurriedly said, not daring to look at it carefully, and saw that some of the faces were familiar, but most of them were not.

Maitreya was considerate and introduced them to him one by one. After the introduction, Zhuang Fan secretly smiled, but it turned out that it was the group that was invited by Wukong last time and then wiped out by the little boy with yellow eyebrows.

Zhuang Fan hurriedly pulled Wukong and a few disciples over, and introduced them to the generals: "These are the disciples of the poor monk, the big disciple Sun Wukong, you all know each other well, the second disciple Ao Wuwang, you should all know them, and the third disciple Zhu Wu Neng, let alone this one, this one is my little son Wu You, and this one is my little nephew Maomao."

Hearing this, Maitreya grinned secretly, thinking that Li Jing, this son, was raised for nothing after all, and that the ability to name Jin Chan, no matter how many generations passed, still had no progress as before.

Since then, everyone was in harmony, and Maitreya asked the little novice to serve the immortal fruit vegetarian wine. In the hall, people were full of voices, and everyone talked about their old friendship and relationship with the holy monk Lala, and everyone was full of smiles.

Holding a cup of wine, Kui Mulang came over to talk to Zhuang Fan with a flushed face, and said, "I will see the holy monk at the end!"

Zhuang Fan didn't know him, and said, "I don't know who the general is..."

Kui Mulang shyly said: "The last general is Kui Mulang in the 28 constellations, Li Xiong, the Boyue Cave in Wanzi Mountain that the former holy monk passed by is the cave where the last general lives in the lower realm. It's my wife."

After hearing this, Zhuang Fan figured out this person from his memory, let out a long "oh~", and didn't want to meddle in other people's family affairs, so he said: "When I went forward, I couldn't meet the general. Pity."

Hearing this, Kui Mulang trembled in his heart, thinking why did we meet and ask your apprentice to beat me up?

She only said in shame: "I still want to thank the holy monk for helping me!"

Zhuang Fan was puzzled and said: "I have never met the general, how can I help you?"

Kui Mulang said: "Because I went down to earth privately and married a mortal princess and gave birth to a child. After I returned to heaven, the Jade Emperor punished me to go to Tushita Palace to burn fire for Taishang Laojun for 1 years. If the holy monk was not in the world, I would have received The Buddhist treasure relics given by my wife, together with Laojun’s intercession, I’m afraid I’m still burning, and I won’t be able to return to the star position, so thank you today!”

Zhuang Fan waved his hand and said: "This is Xingjun's own good fortune, what has it to do with me!"

When Kui Mulang heard this, he was a little anxious, and said goodbye, he must have something to do with you, the holy monk, otherwise he would not be able to touch the edge of this merit, maybe one day the Jade Emperor would think of it, and he would have to beat me, so he hurriedly prayed : "The holy monk has a big heart and a big belly. He does not say thanks for his kindness, but the boy is not ashamed to accept it. The holy monk will accept my worship today. If there is a mission in the future, please tell the holy monk frankly. The boy will definitely do his best!"

Zhuang Fan saw that Kui Mulang was blushing anxiously, and he understood a little bit in his heart, so he went up to help him and said, "You and I are old friends, and you once served as ministers with my two apprentices, why should you be so polite! General, don't worry. Now, you are as good as Wukong and Wuneng, and you are also my nephew, helping your own children is nothing!"

Climb if you have to give it to the pole.

Kui Mulang choked, but after thinking about it, the nephews are the nephews, and the Hongye ancestor is still called the holy monk master uncle, but the nephews took advantage of themselves, knelt down to kowtow to Zhuang Fan, and said: " My nephew has met my uncle!"

Zhuang Fan's face was full of black lines, and he thought to himself, this is good, at least there is a telegraph pole in my place to climb, this one who climbs is like a flashlight!

Star Officer Pleiades had also met Zhuang Fan before, seeing that Kui Mulang had this opportunity, he hurriedly pulled the rest of the stars to pay respects, and said: "My nephew has met my uncle!"

Maitreya and the other generals were dumbfounded. They have seen thick-skinned people, but they have never seen thick-skinned people collectively.

Zhuang Fan had no choice but to accept this large group of "nephews", and he had to take out the scriptures given by the Bodhisattva and hand them out one by one as a meeting gift.

Apart from scriptures, he has nothing else, so he can't give away those mundane things.

Not to mention that they can't get it out, they still have to use it themselves.

Those constellations didn't dislike them, and each of them happily accepted it.

On the contrary, Kui Mulang was more clever, and the big dog smiled foolishly, and said, "Master, at any rate, you always mention a word to me. My little nephew looks at it every day, and he has made some progress."

Tsk, slippery!

Zhuang Fan admired this ghostly and slippery guy very much in his heart, scolded him, read it bloody, and had to sign the scriptures one by one, and wrote the words "Book presented by Sanzang" in a flying manner, which made him exhausted. Enough.

The other guys looked at the relationship between Xingxiu and Zhuang Fanla, and their eyes were red with jealousy.

Little Prince Zhang was smarter, winked at the five great dragons, and told them to pester Wuwang, while he pulled Wukong to call his elder brother, and said: "Little brother has heard of elder brother's reputation before, but he was suppressed by the adults, and he has not been able to go out. I don't have the chance to see my brother's real body, but when I saw him today, he is really brave and handsome! My hands are itchy, I wonder if I can fight with my brother and make gestures?"

The monkey was also moved, so he went to ask Zhuang Fan, Zhuang Fan never restricted his disciples from making friends, and said with a smile: "Go, go, just be careful, don't hurt each other, just click as far as you want! "

After hearing this, Prince Xiao Zhang said cheerfully, "Don't worry, holy monk!"

Pulling Wukong, he went to the martial arts field behind.