Tang Seng is a cook

Prince Xiao Zhang wields a white spear. The young man is heroic and fearless.

Lost.

When Zhuang Fan was chatting with other people, he paid attention to the time. Within 5 minutes, his apprentice beat Prince Zhang to the ground.

I don't know how to save some face for young children, Zhuang Fan thought reproachfully, and his heart blossomed with joy.

Prince Zhang's forehead was sweating, his front teeth fell out of laughter, and he held his fists together and said in admiration, "My brother is good at martial arts! My brother admires me very much! If my brother is not too busy going west, I really want to learn from him for a few more days!"

Just as Wukong was about to be humble, the four great generals also came together, and said in unison: "My good brother, if you don't mind, teach us a few tricks!"

The four generals fought with the great sage with their four swords in rounds. It was like a battle of wheels, but the monkeys didn't sweat, and they were defeated. It's better to fight with the little prince Zhang.

The Great Sacred Heart said you guys were just kidding me, this fight is useless, what are you doing?

Unexpectedly, Prince Xiao Zhang and the four great generals all came together, saying that they admired him very much and insisted on becoming sworn brothers with Wukong.

The monkey scratched his forehead. Now when he hears the word sworn, his forehead hurts. Without him, Huaguoshan sworn to those demon kings back then, which frightened him. In desperation, the Great Sage had no choice but to say: "Our brothers are about the same age, why do we need to be sworn brothers? Sincere friendship, no matter whether it's a brother or a younger brother, as long as we are happy with each other, wouldn't it be more comfortable!"

Little Prince Zhang saw that he couldn't force it, and Wukong was kind to them, so he let it go, so he took the great sage to drink, and exchanged cups with Wukong, very happy.

28 The stars entangled the holy monk, and the Bodhisattva of the King of the Kingdom surrounded Wukong endlessly. The turtle, the snake, the two generals and the five dragons under the Northern Zhenwu Patriarch went to talk to the third prince, Xiaobailong.

The five great dragons are also shameless, insisting on recognizing Xiao Bailong as a nephew, but Xiao Bailong is full of resentment towards his father, and he doesn't like to talk to the three uncles in the Dragon King of the Four Seas, so how can he get five more for himself? When the uncle came out, he only said that he was a holy monk and couldn't climb high, so he hid far away with Wuyou.

Shenlong didn't know Wuyou's identity at first, but when Wuwang saw their annoyance, he proudly introduced: "My younger brother Wuyou, the disciple of Daoist Taiyi! People call him the third prince of Nezha!"

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, Baimaohan, the five great dragons, came out in fright, thinking that this is not Li Jing's son Nezha?The cramp one?How did he become the youngest son of the holy monk?In the end, he walked away in a desperate manner, not daring to provoke him anymore.

Fortunately, there were two generals, Ghost and Snake, who came forward and told Mao Mao some things about collecting monsters. The magnificent scenery of Wudang Mountain, coaxing the little monkeys to play, Mao Mao was fine, but he listened carefully and played with them again. Cold field.

In addition, there are Wufang Jiedi, Liu Ding Liujia, and [-] protectors who are on duty on weekdays, and they also appeared today to talk about the old days with Ba Jie, the marshal of the canopy, talk about the past of Tiangong, and talk about some old people The old appearance is also happy.

Zhuang Fan pretended to have a problem in his heart, and wanted to seek justice for his apprentice. After socializing for a while, he said "Go away", and went to find Maitreya.

As soon as they met, Zhuang Fan poked Maitreya's belly and said with a smile, "Fatty is still so fat."

Maitreya was taken aback for a moment, but couldn't help but also smiled, and said, "The boy is still so narrow."

The two of them sat around the table and drank a cup, and Mitreya asked, "Why did you wake up?"

Zhuang Fan sighed, and said: "I have a chance, I don't want to wake up, and I don't regret it when I wake up."

Maitreya nodded and said, "So, you have remembered everything before?"

Zhuang Fan nodded, took a drink himself, lit the bottom of the cup at Maitreya, and changed the subject, "What did you discuss with Bodhi last time? Why are you bullying me, Wukong?"

Seeing that he refused to bring up the past, Maitreya knew in his heart that Jin Chan must have made up his mind, so he smiled and said, "It's rare that you are so defensive!"

Zhuang Fan sighed: "The first apprentice in a few lifetimes, life is hard, how can I do if I don't protect him?" Then he complained, "Wukong finally got out of trouble, it's rare to find time to visit him, just be generous, I You are not a narrow-minded person, but why did you do that sneaky thing again, and even pulled you out as a shield!"

Mitreya said with a smile: "You don't know his temperament. He is the most awkward. Because Wukong has been under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years, he has been in seclusion and never rescued him. He feels guilty and embarrassed to see the child. I also saw it. He is pitiful, so I went to help him."

Zhuang Fan took another drink and said, "I'm so sorry!"

After finishing speaking, he secretly pointed at Mao Mao and said, "Look at that little monkey."

Maitreya nodded and said: "But Liu Er? I look like Wukong, but why is he so small?" In the first round, he was the same size as Wukong, but now, he is still a little monkey.

Zhuang Fan said: "It's not that young, this child was born only a few hundred years ago, he was born when Wukong was under the mountain."

Maitreya's eyes lit up, and he gossiped: "Listen to what you mean, is it possible that this is Wukong's son!?" No, didn't Wukong kill each other last time?

Zhuang Fan looked at him with incredulous eyes, and said: "Could it be that you think he was born to Wukong and Dimu? What are you thinking? You started talking drunk before drinking too much!"

Maitreya was not annoyed either, he chuckled and said, "It's not that you misunderstood people! Why, why did you ask me to see him?"

Zhuang Fan said: "Maitreya, go back and tell Bodhi that I have robbed Wukong, and I will give him a little monkey as an apprentice."

Maitreya frowned, and said: "Can he take it? Ordinary disciples, he doesn't like them, they must be clever and eccentric, and he loves them. Others despise dullness. Although the six-eared macaque is also one of the four great spirit monkeys, but What do you think of this kid's temperament?"

Zhuang Fan stopped, sighed, and said, "It's you, I told you, this little monkey is the avatar of Wukong's obsession!"

He looked back at Maitreya and said, "Do you understand what it means?"

Maitreya didn't realize it at first, nodded and said: "If the obsession separates the body, isn't it really another Wukong?"

Having said that, Mitreya realized what he was talking to Jin Chan, couldn't help but let out a groan, bounced up from the ground very nimbly, lost his smile, looked shocked, looked at Zhuang Fan, then looked at Zhuang Fan again. Wukong, who was laughing, looked at the little hairy monkey who was fighting with people with his iron gun, and couldn't help but gasped.

Zhuang Fan greeted him, "Come on, come on, sit down, look at you like that, where is the dignity of the Buddha from the east!"

Maitreya sat down in a daze, the hand holding the wine glass couldn't help trembling, and said: "Jin Chan, this is not a joke, who told you about this?"

If it is true, then the Tathagata Buddha in his previous life caused such a disaster, no wonder he had to change time and space later, and start Journey to the West again!

It's just such a big piece of news, how could he not know anything about it?On the contrary, Jin Chan in the mortal world actually got the news?

Zhuang Fan filled up the wine for Maitreya, nodded, and said, "I heard from you. Dizang was afraid that I would hurt my six ears again this time, so he went to find me directly, but I was falling asleep at that time, so he directly Tell Wukong."

Maitreya's upright back straightened up all of a sudden, and he stopped laughing, and said with trembling lips, "The last time you traveled to the west, you could know it by listening carefully?"

Zhuang Fan nodded and said, "I know."

Maitreya wanted to ask again, but Zhuang Fan was impatient and asked: "That old Bodhi, what is he doing hiding in Lingtai Mountain every day? He doesn't come out and walk around, but he is the only one I haven't seen yet. "

Maitreya calmed down, rubbed his face, rubbed off his pale complexion, straightened his mind, and then said: "I heard a gossip in Qianqian, remember, he has a great apprentice."

Zhuang Fan hummed, gnawed on a plain fruit, and said, "Are you talking about Wuli?"

Maitreya laughed and said, "It's that child."

Zhuang Fan said: "But what happened? I remember Wuli is quite likable, elf is weird, he is a good boy."

Maitreya laughed loudly and said, "The boy has reached the age of marriage, and he is causing headaches for his master!"

Zhuang Fan wondered: "Who is in the match? Which girl? The boy is married and the girl is married. Why do you have a headache?"

Maitreya leaned over and said in a low voice, "You are familiar too, she is the little girl from Guanyin's family, that little dragon girl!"

Zhuang Fan choked, swallowed the fruit in his mouth, and said: "What's such a headache, just ask Bodhi to go directly to propose marriage, not to mention the friendship between the four of us back then, and that person is also very talkative, If the two children are sincere, how can they not respond!"

Maitreya shook his head and sighed: "Oh, I just saw you, there is no daughter at home! Marrying a daughter-in-law and marrying a daughter are two different things. It would be a ghost if Avalokitesvara agrees! There is still trouble in this matter!"

Zhuang Fan looked at him contemptuously, and said: "I still have a few apprentices, and I have a godson. Tell me, you, a monk, seem to know how to be a father better than ordinary people. Is it unreasonable?"

Maitreya laughed and said: "Not only because of this, you have been away for a long time, and you don't know it. Since you left, Ksitigarbha made a great wish to go to the underworld, and Bodhi closed the door. Avalokitesvara has a big opinion on Bodhi. Don't wait to see him!"

Zhuang Fanqi said: "That's why, Buzhen is not a petty person, after I left that year, there were other things that couldn't happen."

Maitreya smiled gossipingly, and said, "I know, I won't tell!"

Zhuang Fan gave him big eyes, stretched out his hand to poke his stomach, and said, "I haven't seen you for many years, the fat man still has a bad stomach!"

Maitreya shook his fat head, and said, "It's been a long time since we met, and the kid is still full of narrow mouths!"

Zhuang Fan wailed, and said: "You haven't changed your problem of chaotically arguing with others, it's nothing!"

Mitreya suddenly asked curiously: "Speaking of which, that little girl Guanyin, when she speaks, she sounds like a thief with your accent, did she learn from you?"

Zhuang Fan shook his head in denial, and said: "My accent has been spoken in this area for several years, it's not me or me, there must be someone else."

Who knows who is from the Northeast, who was reincarnated in the West Sea? He has done a good job, and his mouth smells like a scumbag, ruining his image.

Zhuang Fan asked again, "Then what's Bodhi's plan? Just tell the two children to wait? What if one is in a hurry and elopes?"

Maitreya laughed wildly, shook his head and waved his hands and said, "Impossible, I see, in two days' time, Bodhi will also come to propose marriage!"

Zhuang Fan let out a groan, then reacted and asked, "You mean two more days in the sky?"

Maitreya smiled and said: "Not bad."

Zhuang Fan snorted, he was waiting for him, and said: "Don't worry about a day or two, you go back and call Bodhi first, and bring this little monkey back, it should be his apprentice! I don't care if he asks for food expenses !"

When Maomao heard it, he rushed over and called out, "Uncle!"

Zhuang Fan hugged him quickly, and said, "Oh, my little boy!" Baji kissed him.

Maomao was very wronged and said, "I don't eat much!"

Zhuang Fan laughed loudly and said: "I didn't say that Mao Mao eats a lot, uncle will be happy if he eats more!"

Liu Er said aggrievedly: "I don't want to go."

Zhuang Fan rubbed his hairy little forehead, the little monkey hair is soft and fluffy, and feels very good to the touch, and said patiently: "Children, you have to learn knowledge and culture. Look at the red boy. , uncle sent him to a private school to study. Maomao has to go too, and he can't play tricks."

Maomao pointed at Wuyou who was emptying out and said, "Little brother didn't study!"

Zhuang Fan laughed and said, "Your elder brother Wuyou also has a master. He is a teacher, so he asked his master to send him to Uncle!"

Mao Mao grabbed Zhuang Fan by the collar, pouted his mouth high, lowered his head and said, "I still don't want to go!"

Zhuang Fan asked: "Does Maomao want to be like Brother Wukong and become a hero that no one can beat?"

Maomao nodded and said, "Think!"

Zhuang Fan quickly said: "Then go, Uncle is looking for Maomao this time, the master who taught you brother Wukong to practice before, it's amazing!"

Maomao pouted, and said, "Brother Wukong knows it, I know it too!"

He snapped his fingers and said, "72 change, somersault cloud, I can do it!"

Zhuang Fan laughed, and said: "Only in appearance, not in spirit, can Maomao know how to recite formulas? Can he recite mental formulas? Can he run big and small circles?"

Maomao looked blank, shook his head, and said, "I can't hear that, I can't."

Zhuang Fan lovingly pulled Xiao Maotou's ears, and said in his heart that if you could hear this, it would be really ruined. The inheritance of various families has already spread all over the mainland, and said: "This time, I will follow the master, and I will be able to Learned, go to obediently, study hard, you know?"

Mao Mao pouted, humming and chirping: "I don't want to leave Uncle!"

Maitreya teased him next to him, saying: "Don't be afraid, when you leave the teacher later, just like your Wukong brother, come to find Uncle again, won't it be fine?"

Mao Mao's eyes lit up immediately, she sat up in Zhuang Fan's arms, looked at him and said, "Is it okay? Is it okay!?"

Zhuang Fan was very speechless, and said that he planned to accompany Bodhi as an apprentice, but he looked a little worried, so he said: "Of course, after Maomao has learned the skills from Master, and can go out of the mountain, he can come to Wukong Brother and uncle are playing!"

Maomao narrowed her eyes with a smile, put her arms around Zhuang Fan's neck, and said, "I will study hard!" Learn early and leave early!

Can Zhuang Fan not understand the voice-over of this little monkey?He hugged the little monkey with a sad face, patted his thin back, and said: "They are all good children of uncle!"

As long as you can learn your skills well, let's talk about the future, nnd, later!

Big deal, fight with Bodhi!

Mitreya laughed and said, "Okay, I will definitely bring this message to you!"

Zhuang Fan hugged Mao Mao, cupped his fists, rolled his eyes, and said, "Thank you so much!"

Fatty is full of bad water!

Maitreya smiled, but was not angry.

After all, it was getting late, everyone and Looney Tunes had established a relationship with the holy monk, and they all left with winks.

Although Wukong and others don't know what these gods will do in the future, Zhuang Fan knows that they just want to get rid of the demons before they come, so that their master and apprentice will go west this time, without the delay like last time, and pass smoothly. That's all.

Aside from other things, it is also a good intention.

Although Maitreya, a cunning old man, cut off everything, Maitreya was also kind and kept them to have a banquet with Zhuang Fan's master and apprentice. I thanked everyone so much that these god generals were so panicked that they couldn't even say anything.

Zhuang Fan then said: "I have traveled thousands of miles to serve my master and apprentice. This thank you, the poor monk should naturally say, you generals, please accept it with peace of mind!"

In the end, it's the eleventh ceremony.

The generals hurriedly returned the gift, were satisfied, and left one after another. The second ghost snake general and the five gods and dragons returned to Wudang, Prince Xiao Zhang and the four gods returned to Sizhou, and another 28 nights each returned to Tianfu, and the rest Jiedi Jialan disappeared. , Those who are on duty are on duty, and those who return to heaven return to heaven.

The crowd gradually dispersed, leaving only Maitreya leading the big and small monks, a large temple with flickering lights, ethereal and mighty in the night, very cold and silent.

Zhuang Fan turned around and looked, feeling a bit unbearable, and said: "It's not easy to build this temple, and it's a pity to burn it down. If you can spread good thoughts here and save some people in the world, it will be considered a fortune, so let's keep it!"

The monkey was surprised when he heard this, and said, "Master, isn't this Donglai Buddha's ashram? Why burn it if it's a good one?"

Zhuang Fan laughed secretly when he heard it, and thought that it would be good to ask Maitreya to lead it. It would be a good thing to be a real little Leiyin Temple, so that no more demons would make trouble here, so he said to Maitreya: "I think what Wukong said is right. It just so happens that there is no Buddha statue here, so why not you become a mud tire on this table and receive a share of incense!"

Maitreya nodded at him and said, "Your teacher and apprentice have exhausted all the good things."

Without refusing, he flew onto the table and turned the dharma body into a clay body, smiling, showing his chest and belly, and sitting on it.

Zhuang Fan was also narrow-minded, personally twirled a stick of incense, lit it, inserted it into the incense burner, bowed a few times and said: "Fatty, bless my wish to come true!"

Maitreya laughed in mid-air and said, "Go on your own, you will succeed!" With his slumped yellow-browed boy and a few magic weapons, he turned back to the Western Paradise of Ultimate Bliss. up.

Maitreya left, and a little novice came to invite Zhuang Fan and his disciples to rest. Zhuang Fan wondered, "Where are you going to become monks?"

Where did Maitreya come so fast, so many monks came here?

Wukong burst out laughing, and said: "Master, this was transformed by a little monster!"

Zhuang Fan suddenly realized, what he said, but it turned out that these were all goblins gathered by the little boy with yellow eyebrows.

The little novice shivered and said tremblingly, "I would like to report to the holy monk, Master Maitreya has indeed converted me, and now I have converted to Buddhism and accepted under Master Maitreya's sect."

Zhuang Fan asked: "How many people are you waiting for?"

Seeing that Zhuang Fan was just asking questions, the little novice didn't seem to intend to drag him to goug out his heart and lungs, so he couldn't help being more courageous, and replied: "Wait, little one, except for the one who ran away at the beginning, at this time There are at least six or seven hundred monks in this temple, all of them are mountain spirits, tree monsters, wild beasts and birds, and now they are bathing in the Buddha's light, and they dare not do anything wrong again! Holy monks, please rest assured to live here."

Zhuang Fan nodded, he is bold now, but the other party has a lot of people, so he dare not be careless. At night, he asked his apprentice to sleep with him, and asked Wukong to perform a maze, so he was at ease and bold to rest.

Fortunately, one night passed and no one disturbed them. On the second day, the novice monk brought vegetarian cakes and vegetables. The monkey picked them up and ate them first, and then served the master with vegetables. After the master and the disciples ate, they bid farewell to the trembling goblin monk. The crowd went straight to the west again.

I just said that Maitreya went back to Lingshan and threw the yellow-browed boy to be punished first. He wanted to find the Tathagata Buddha. If he was not in Lingtai Mountain, he might have to wait until Tang Monk and his disciples were about to arrive at Lingshan Mountain before he could rush back. Then he gave up, turned around and flew to Lingtai Mountain to report to Bodhi.

Bodhi was hiding in the meditation room looking for leisure, and Wuli was honest recently, knowing that the matter between him and Longnu could only be accomplished when Master Jin Chan came back, so he didn't come to pester his master anymore. There is something to do, take out a chessboard, pretend to play chess with yourself, and ask Maitreya to catch him.

Mitreya was startled, laughed loudly and said: "You stinky chess player, if you dare to play chess with yourself, it will become more and more stinky, hurry up, take it away, I have something to do here, I want you to go to work Mile!"

Bodhi ignored him, thinking about it with a black chess piece, and lazily said: "What else can you do seriously? Your little boy has been captured? How did you bully Wukong this time?"

Maitreya curled his lips and said, "I just miss Wukong, Jin Chan said, I won't pay you back!"

Bodhi threw the chess piece away, and said angrily, "You don't need him to return it. I'm the one who doesn't count! It's not like I can't afford to lose!"

Maitreya hurriedly said: "Take it, take it! Hurry up, why are you talking and crying!"

Bodhi glared at him, "I'm crying everywhere!"

Maitreya smiled and said: "Oh, when no one is around in the middle of the night, the teacher and father cry until dawn, whoever cries will know!"

Bodhi angrily put his hands away and ignored him!

Maitreya sighed and said, "Really, Bodhi, Jin Chan told you to go!"

Bodhi said angrily: "Stop bluffing me, he knows who I am now!"

Suddenly he looked over strangely, and said: "Could it be that Wukong told him about me, and Tang Sanzang wanted to make trouble with me?"