Tang Seng is a cook

Zhuang Fan didn't pierce the blood to admit the master, and directly gave Ao Yu a bracelet of eighteen sons, and asked his apprentice to collect the gold. The appearance of throwing his hands away from the shopkeeper made the Bodhisattva hardly noticeable.

Ao Yu was guarding the golden mountain and was about to pretend, when suddenly he heard a "whirring" sound from the far side of the mountain, followed by a faint noise, watching from a distance, a big puff of smoke slowly rose, and the birds in the air were chaotic Fei, with a shrill cry, another wild beast mother and child were separated, injured and dying, howling again and again, and Zhuang Fan was startled by the suddenness.

But it turned out that it was the land where the gold was dug too hard. The gold mine was dug out of thin air and a big hole was dug out. Now it can't support it and collapsed.

One side of water and soil was destroyed once, and the living beings also suffered misfortune during the period. Do evil, do evil!The Bodhisattva only felt that his heart was very hot today, and it made his cheeks hurt so badly!

With a wave of Guanyin's sleeve, only six or seven yuan of the best quality remained in the gold mountain on the ground. Ganlu, throw it out of thin air.

The sky above the gold mine suddenly began to rain. I saw that the place where the landslides and ground cracked, where the trees fell and the monkeys scattered, seemed to go back in time and space. Disasters disappeared without a trace in a blink of an eye, and all causes and effects turned into nothingness.

Only then did the Bodhisattva feel relieved, really, physically and mentally exhausted!If it wasn't for the trip to the west, he would have to settle a score with that stupid land!Yangzhi Ganlu told him to pay by the drop!

While the Bodhisattva was busy, Zhuang Fan pulled the little white dragon who had finished filling the gold aside, and asked in a low voice, "Disciple, can you transform yourself?" He remembered that when the little white dragon turned into a white horse, it was the Bodhisattva who blew the fairy air It just changed, but it has always been a horse body. Only once, when Tang Seng was in danger, did he try to change into a woman to save him.He didn't want Guanyin to restrict Ao Yu's freedom to travel all the way west, so he asked this question.

Seeing that the master is amiable and considerate, Ao Yu blushed with shame, and nodded quickly: "You can do it yourself! Although my disciples have always been transformed into water or snakes, those are more convenient, but the rest are birds and beasts." , it’s not impossible,” he asked again, “Master wants to see it?”

After saying that, he transformed himself into a white horse, poked his head over and rubbed against his master and acted coquettishly, so as to stagger the fat monk, bit Tang Seng's sleeve and shook his head, blinking his big eyes, as many times as he wanted How innocent is innocent, the eye hair is so long that people want to touch it.

After watching a great transformation of the horse, Zhuang Fan calmly touched the horse's face, stroked the mane, and thought that it would be good anywhere, but the stomach is a little fatter, and said: "Go and play by yourself." Flattering, let Xiao Bailong go to the grass to have fun on the grass, he kicked his son to familiarize himself with the horse's body, and stood leisurely by himself, waiting to talk to the Bodhisattva.

It was still getting late at this time, and the Bodhisattva felt tired after cleaning up the troubles caused by the land. He wanted to leave, then landed on the cloud head, called Tang Seng, and wanted to tell him a few words, but the two of them came together At the same time, Tang Yudi threw a big thunder down, which almost made Guanyin burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

The Bodhisattva only felt his head roaring, and couldn't help but asked again: "What did you say?"

Tang Yudi put on a serious face, "I said I'm not Tang Seng."

The Bodhisattva sneered, "Oh!"

I am not a Bodhisattva yet!It's a pity that I am beautiful, and I want to be more beautiful!

Zhuang Fan also looked at Guanyin with the eyes of the second idiot, see, the gods sometimes miss, so he lit up the wound on the back of his head: "Look, this is the wound I touched yesterday! I probably lost my soul because I woke up. I became a Tang monk, and I don't know where the real soul of Tang Yudi has gone, but I am here..."

Guanyin was buzzing in his head, and when he stretched out his hand to poke, Zhuang Fan stopped, leaving only two eyeballs rolling around, his mouth was open but he couldn't say a word.

Bodhisattva lowered his head and pinched the bridge of his nose: "You, you are confused!"

He patted Yudi on the shoulder with such strength that he could not pat Zhuang Fan into the ground as if nailed to a stake, and pressed against Tang Seng's ear, and said coldly: "Golden Chanzi, Jinchanzi, reincarnation IX I didn't tell you to be a good boy! Be honest, don't be slick, and don't be lazy, go to the west to learn scriptures, and we will talk about other things after learning the scriptures. I don't know which life's memory has not been cleaned up for you, kowtow It's fine if you come out, just hold it in your heart, "

The Bodhisattva squeezed Tang Yudi's chubby cheeks, and gritted his teeth: "Hold me! If you dare to talk nonsense, if nothing else, I will give you a magic spell first, so that you can taste it! When the time comes Don't blame me for being cruel, do you believe it or not?"

Zhuang Xiaofan was terrified, he had never seen such a ferocious Bodhisattva, tears almost came out of fear, he couldn't nod his head, he couldn't make a sound, so he had to roll his eyes quickly up and down a few times to show that he believed in it!

Guanyin glared at him a few more times: "Are you honest?"

Up and down, up and down: "Mmmmmmm!"

"Don't make any noise and go home?"

Left, right, left, right, left, right: "No, no, no, no!"

"Hmph!" I'm sorry you don't dare!The Bodhisattva snorted again, untied Tang Seng's body, broke the enchantment they set up when they were talking, stepped on the lotus platform and rose to mid-air in a blink of an eye, and shouted: "Dragon girl! Go home!"

Soaring through the clouds and driving the fog, he went straight to Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea.In the blink of an eye, there was no trace.

Zhuang Fan stared blankly at the place where the Bodhisattva had gone, a big tear fell on his face, Madan's dead Guanyin, don't let me go home, you yelled so loudly when you came home!She is simply the leader of the Knife Sect sect among the women's clothing gangsters!

Unexpectedly, a horse's head leaned over to rub him: "Master, don't be sad, the Bodhisattva is gone, and I will have disciples to serve me from now on."

Zhuang Fan was taken aback, in the dark sky, a horse spoke, it penetrated people.

"Disciple," Tang Seng said with a kind face, "from now on, if you turn into a horse, don't open your mouth, you understand?"

Ao Yu turned into a human form with a bang, and asked curiously, "Master, why can't the horse body speak?"

Zhuang Fan was calm on the face, and said that he would get used to it sooner or later after becoming more, and said: "Folk legend, the hell ecstasy messenger has a horse face. Master is afraid that you will get used to speaking and speaking when you are doing legwork. If you arrive I can't help but want to say it in front of people, being found out by others will scare them." It doesn't matter if they are shocked, the main thing is that you, a fool, will be beaten up...

Ao Yu looked upright: "Master takes pity on the weak, he is such a good man!"

Zhuang Fan, who was issued a good person card by his apprentice, didn't want this crap at all.

At this time, the mountain wind is rising gradually, the night is dark, the wind is blowing bone-chillingly cold, the nearby waterfall roars, and the wolves howl and tiger howl in the distance, just now there is a lively group of people, now there are only three masters and apprentices left, it is so desolate .

Zhuang Fan saw that this was not a place to set up camp and sleep in the open, so he ordered Xiao Bailong to put the rest of the scattered luggage, the cloak of the great sage, and the burden given to Aoyu by the Bodhisattva into the eighteen sons, and he used the tiger skin Wrap the sleeping monkey and prepare to leave.

The mountain road is difficult, not to mention that after dark, you can't walk out with your feet. Even so, Zhuang Fan didn't want to sleep in the wild without any equipment. Besides, he was hungry after a day of tossing and no food.

After thinking about it for a while, he decided to be arrogant, Zhuang Fan called Xiao Bailong and asked, "Teacher, it's getting late, do you know any nearby towns where people can stay?"

Ao Yu said: "Master, I'm not familiar with this place, but after passing my Yingshoujian, there is a Lishe Temple in the country of Harmi, maybe you can stay overnight."

"Oh, is that far from here?"

"The little apprentice flies, and he will arrive in the blink of an eye."

Yes, yes, I want you to fly away!Now there are no satellites, let alone monitoring, plus the barren mountains and mountains, don't you want to fly as you want!Humanity's ultimate dream?Not even flying!go go go go go!Fly fly!

Zhuang Fan was overjoyed and asked Ao Yu to turn into a dragon shape. He tied the monkey on his back tightly, and then knocked on Ao Yu's back stupidly, grabbed Ao Yu's two dragon horns, and then rose into the air.

The view is amazing!It's a pity that the sky is already dark, and the mountains are full of shadows, and it's so dark that I can't see anything clearly.

When Ao Yu drove the speed to the extreme, soaring through the clouds and the fog, and crossing the sea through the clouds, Zhuang Fan felt nothing but one word: cool!

It's so cool!

The heart is flying, the heart is cool!During the flight, the wind was fierce, and Zhuang Fan felt that half of his three souls and seven souls were blown away, he couldn't open his eyes at all, and his whole body was frozen stiff!This is the little white dragon flying almost close to the ground, if it rises into the air, Zhuang Fan feels that he will freeze to death in an instant!

This thing is worse than the experience of economy class on the worst plane!Zhuang Fan gave his apprentice a bad review in his heart and vowed never to fly like this again!

Fortunately, as Ao Yu said, it will arrive in a short time.

When it landed, Zhuang Fan almost fell down with a grunt. Fortunately, Ao Yu turned around to protect the master while landing, otherwise the frozen monk would have to fall on the horse with the monkey on his back.

When Zhuang Fan came over slowly, he saw a huge manor in front of him, silent and silent, with three large characters written on the door: Lishe Temple.

Zhuang Fan asked Ao Yu to take out the luggage and let Ao Yu carry it. He still carried Wu Kong on his back, so the three master and apprentice were able to enter the door.

After walking a few steps, there was an old man with a number of beads hanging on his head, and he joined his palms to greet him. Zhuang Fan knew that this was the NPC that the Bodhisattva had put here to throw supplies, so he didn't hesitate, and exchanged a few words with the old temple wishing you to come and see me. , then drank tea, had a fast meal, went to wash and rest without mentioning it.

The vegetarian meal was neither good nor bad, and it was barely edible. Zhuang Fan had a serious meal in this time and space, but it was a pity that it was not in the land of Datang, which made him sigh in his heart for a long time.

When going to bed at night, because Zhuang Fan was worried about Wukong, he asked Xiao Bailong to sleep next door by himself. Zhuang Fan guarded the monkey and slept in a bunk. Can sleep well.

There was no dream all night, the monkey woke up early the next day, and saw himself huddled beside the master, tightly clutching the master's sleeve, with his head resting on the master's arm. , quietly got up and went outside.

He walked out, and the little white dragon came in, and the two of them met together. The monkey's eyes are so thieves, and he saw the real body of the little white dragon at a glance. Drinking, suddenly remembered that the master was still sleeping, and hurriedly used the golden cudgel to beat Xiao Bailong out of the house.

When the two of them reached the porch outside the house, the monkey lowered his voice: "What a thief! How dare you come here!"

Little Bailong blushed again, and replied shyly: "Senior Brother, I'm sorry, I was really hungry at that time..."

Monkey died instantly.

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(1) Bodhisattva: Jin Chanzi, don't make trouble for no reason!

Zhuang Fan: Who is Jin Chanzi?Who is making trouble out of no reason?Obviously you are ruthless and cruel!You are vexatious!

Bodhisattva: Hmph!go home!

(2) Bajie comes on stage early: Master, people say that you love me because I have the most similar temperament to you, right?Did you get too lazy when you were a golden cicada?

Zhuang Fan in a daze: No, Master is rare because I love braised pork with stewed pork ears, crystal pork ribs, stewed beans, soybeans, stewed pork trotters, dry fried pork loin... I will tell you when I am old!

The back of Bajie's neck felt cold, no matter how obedient he was, he was afraid that his disobedient master would kill him and eat meat.