Tang Seng is a cook

At this time, everyone, including the monkey who is still sleeping, who is not a human spirit who has lived for thousands or even tens of thousands of years, Zhuang Fan knows that he can't compare with others by playing tricks, so he must be more sincere on his face How sincere, holding the medicine box and saying: "After this ordeal, my disciple Wukong has recovered, and the poor monk is a mortal body, and he can't bear the elixir of this old gentleman. The rest of the elixir, put it in my It’s a bit of a waste for the master and apprentice, please let the Bodhisattva be the master, share the elixir with all the Dharma protectors and dragon girls, it’s worth it.”

He also shyly said: "This time of distress is thanks to the help of all the people. The little monk has no possessions and is too shy to repay, so I have to borrow flowers to offer the Buddha. On the westward journey, I will inevitably have to trouble the Bodhisattva and everyone frequently. The poor monk would like to thank you in advance. Thanks to Bodhisattvas and everyone."

After saying that, he gave a deep salute and recited the Buddha's name. All the little gods heard this, but they didn't know what they were thinking. At least their faces were full of smiles, and they didn't even dare to say it.

When Long Nu heard this, her eyes brightened: This fat man is a good man!

Everyone was rejoicing, but when they heard the Bodhisattva coughing lightly, they couldn't help but shuddered, and hurriedly stood respectfully, rearranged their faces, and kept silent.

The Bodhisattva didn't talk nonsense, he took the medicine box from the sky, swept his consciousness, and flicked his sleeves, picked out all the things that Tang Yudi didn't need, and distributed them to everyone, leaving a hundred or so bottles, which were still packed in the box, Throwing it into Tang Seng's arms, he said calmly: "Take it away, you can eat this kind of elixir."

The Dharma protectors originally thought that this unexpected fortune would be ruined, but they didn't expect the Bodhisattva to be so fair. Each of the little gods in the row got a few bottles of Laojun's elixir. I was overjoyed, but I didn't dare to make a mistake in front of the Bodhisattva, so I moved my wrist slightly to hide the matter.

Although all the protectors are priests, there are so many immortals in the sky, and the Laojun's elixir is so precious, even if they are on duty in the heavenly court every day, it's not their turn to smell the elixir.I thought that this trip to the west, away from the heavenly court, was a hard job in the sun and rain every day, and it was a hard job, but I didn't expect that before I left the border of the Tang Dynasty, the Bodhisattvas would be the masters, and each of them got dozens of good elixir. How decent it is!All the little gods looked at Tang Seng eagerly: Brother Yu is generous!Will be a man!

The meritorious man who took out the wine gourd can't wait to take out ten more gourds and exchange them with the holy monk for golden elixir!

Afterwards, this incident was learned by several off-duty Dharma protectors, who complained endlessly and regretted it. Afterwards, on the westward journey, everyone did their best and did not dare to relax.Yudi is a generous man, if I take good care of him, I'm afraid there will be no benefit.

Let’s talk about Zhuang Fan, he opened the box again and saw that there were some pills left to invigorate the mind, strengthen the body and nourish the body. It is expected that the little gods would not be greedy for this, so he did not refuse, thanked the Bodhisattva, and then handed the medicine to Xiaolong. Tell him to keep it.

Seeing that his master trusted him so much, Ao Yu didn't suspect that he would steal the elixir because he ate the horse. He couldn't help but feel hot, tears filled his eyes, and he almost fell to tears. He quickly lowered his head and bent down to hold the box Withdrew and went to guard his elder brother.

Zhuang Fan didn't care about this, but Wukong was still sleeping soundly, and Zhuang Fan was about to tell the Bodhisattva about his return home. If he really left, then the original Tang Monk was a fool. Pushing the elixir abruptly would completely discredit Guanyin. Why bother to offend your boss!

But the Bodhisattva couldn't wait. Seeing this, he said to the Dharma protectors: "You all go away now," and then verbally praised Jintou Jiedi: "You did a good job today, you have worked hard!"

The little gods didn't dare to act good because they got the advantage, they promised, and bowed to Tang Yudi, each of them went away in stealth, guarding the surroundings, and the dragon girl was also sent into the air.

When Zhuang Fan reacted, there was no one else within ten meters around him except him and Bodhisattva!

Just because everyone disliked the smell just now, they unconsciously left Wukong's place so far away, and gained the upper hand.

Zhuang Fan muttered in his heart, what?Seen through by a Bodhisattva?

But the Bodhisattva became impatient and chattered, looked up, Wu Jin fell to the west, it was another day in the mortal world, and he was really irritable, so he waved to Tang Monk: "Come here!"

Zhuang Fanxin said that the two of us are quite close, but he didn't dare to refute, so he took two steps closer to the Bodhisattva, an arm's length away, and stood there tremblingly, suddenly dropped a big package out of thin air, "Scared!" ah! ?

Haoxuan smashed the fat monk all over his face.

But the Bodhisattva said: "This is bestowed by the Buddha. There are three tight bands and three golden mantras attached. You can learn them yourself. Now you go west, you still have two disciples, one who was once a teacher. Marshal Tianpeng, a former general of rolling shutters. The four of your apprentices used to be high-ranking and powerful, but if your temper is difficult to train and you can't control it, wear these three tights on your head, and see the flesh take root. Once the spell is recited, it will naturally obedient!"

The Bodhisattva’s tone was cold, Zhuang Fan’s whole body trembled when he heard it, he almost shuddered and threw the hot potato away, after thinking for a while, he said: “It’s a good thing that the Bodhisattva is taken in by the monk. Wukong and I both After getting along with each other every day, although I don't know the common etiquette of the world, but my temperament is bright, innocent and cute, and I have never disobeyed or disrespected me. Just now I saw Ao Yu, he is a gentleman and a polite young man."

As he spoke, he opened the package, and saw three hats inlaid with gold flowers, which were made of golden color and were extremely shining.

Zhuang Fan took out a top and handed it to the Bodhisattva, saying: "This top, please take it away first. The poor monk doesn't know what the nature of the other two disciples are, so he will keep two tops for now. After accepting those two as disciples, If you don’t need to wear it, then ask the Dharma protector and return it to the Bodhisattva.” Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk had a history of cannibalism, Zhuang Fan was on guard, and did not dare to trust him as easily as Wu Kong.

Avalokitesvara didn't bother with him either, seeing that he was sincere, he accepted it, and since then the two of them have scraped off the Buddha's gift.

The Bodhisattva rushed to Ao Yu, who had his back to them in the distance, nodded his chin and said: "Ao Yu is the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea. He was sued by his father for disobedience, and he almost went to the dragon-killing platform. It is the time when you feel cold. Love him more from now on, he will definitely regard you as his father, and he will not remember the humiliation of your crotch. Okay, do you have other things?" It's okay, the old lady is leaving!

Zhuang Fan hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes!"

The Bodhisattva was impatient: "Speak!"

Zhuang Fan quickly turned his head and glanced at the two apprentices, laying down and sitting down, seeing that they were all pitiful, with no father, no mother, and six relatives to rely on, so he was upset, thinking that he was going to leave anyway, and he would get enough of the benefits for them Come on, he said: "The poor monk has a few things to ask the Bodhisattva."

The Bodhisattva flicked the willow branch: "Don't hesitate, tell me!"

The younger brother said: "First, I want to ask the Bodhisattva for a new saddle and bridle for my disciple Aoyu. Although I have a pair here, it is of ordinary quality and it is also dirty..."

There was a "pop" in the distance, and Ao Yu, who was looking down at his senior brother, was hit on the back of the head by a package, and the bodhisattva flicked his sleeves: "Next topic!"

Zhuang Fan was dumbfounded, his second apprentice couldn't be more stupid by beating him: "Uh, ah, the next thing is that winter is coming soon, I want to ask the Bodhisattva to donate some silver taels, and the poor monk wants to go to the town to buy some money for the winter." Clothes, quilts, charcoal, etc., so as not to spend the night in the wilderness and not suffer from the cold wind..."

With a wave of his hand, the Bodhisattva interrupted Tang Monk's chatter and said, "Where is the land here?"

As soon as he leaned on a tree branch with his head tilted, the ragged land popped up suddenly: "The little god has seen a Bodhisattva!"

Guanyin frowned: "Why are you so poor!" Not even a single piece of good clothes!The crutch is still a dead branch!It was the first time he saw such a desolate little god, it was an eye-opener!

The land bowed: "Don't blame the Bodhisattva, it's just because the place is sparsely populated and no one enshrines the little gods, so..." I don't think so either, the population is the primary productive force, there is no productive force, how can I get rich!The Bodhisattva knows that the land family has no food left!

He didn't want to make this passing monk hit the autumn wind.

Doesn't Guanyin know the mind of this land, his mouth crooked in anger, and said: "Is there a gold mine here?"

The land said: "Of course there are." His broken mountain lacks everything, and there is no shortage of gold mines. It's just that no amount of mortal things is useless. Putting a mountain full of gold together can't buy too much. Shanglaojun is an elixir.

The Bodhisattva said in his heart that this is really not moving, and said: "Go and get some dog's head gold and give it to me!" The land was full of dissatisfaction, and his mouth retracted into the ground, and disappeared.

The Bodhisattva felt a headache again, and said to Tang Seng, "Go get a bottle of elixir, no matter what, when the land comes back, you will give it to him yourself!"

Zhuang Fan couldn't understand why, so he hurried to Ao Yu's place, casually took out a bottle from the box, and casually put the dragon ball back into Ao Yu's hand. He made a statement, and ran back to the Bodhisattva to continue talking.

In a few words, he asked for the three life-saving hairs of the monkey. The Bodhisattva came over to take a look, why was it so smelly? He pulled out a willow branch, and with a "wow", splashed the great sage from head to toe, and the filth instantly turned into No, he gave three life-saving hairs to Tang Seng, and when the monkey woke up, it would take it back.

Zhuang Fan thanked his apprentice, seeing the big movement, the monkey didn't wake up, turned over on the tiger skin, and then fell asleep, the monkey's hair shone golden in the sun, it was really dazzling.

Zhuang Fan saw that Wukong was drowsy, he couldn't help feeling a little worried, and asked: "Bodhisattva, is it okay for Wukong to sleep like this?"

The Bodhisattva glanced at him with a disgusted face: "It's nothing, it's just that he took too much Qingti Pill, and he vomited a little violently. The Qingti Pill is only supposed to take one pill a day, but you don't want to give him the Qibu Pill? Okay." Get some sleep and wake up tomorrow morning and you'll be fine!" It was another dead monkey who made heaven and earth!

Eating elixir like jelly beans, for thousands of years, there has been such a freak!

Zhuang Fan was a little scared, and thought that he didn't eat his apprentice to death.

Just as he was talking, the land came back, and when he threw it on the ground, Wu Tutu had three or four pieces of dog-head gold, the size of a fist, and the color was not good. Zhuang Fan didn't mind, now that gold is hard currency, he will ask his apprentice to refine it later It took a long time to turn it into gold leaves, even two or three pieces, so he went up to thank the land, handed over the elixir, expressed his gratitude with words, and stretched out his hand to ask Ao Yu to take the gold away.

The land was stunned by the elixir, so I took it over tremblingly and looked at it, oh my god, the Nine Turns Great Returning Pill, this is the golden elixir specially made by Laojun for the Jade Emperor!That is so precious that it cannot be more precious!

Turning his head to look at the few pieces on the ground that were said to be gold nuggets, which are actually not much different from stones, the land couldn't help but blushed with embarrassment, and hurriedly said: "The third prince waits, the little god hasn't Move over, and wait."

So the Bodhisattva folded his arms and watched coldly, the Tang Monk waited with a smile on his face, and the little white dragon stared dumbfounded. He made a full dozen trips to the land, picking only the gold mines of good quality, and piled them up as if they had moved hills, until In the end, he was so tired that he was out of breath, and his head was covered with sweat. Just now, he said that the little god had resigned, and disappeared with a whoosh.I don't know if he is afraid that Tang Seng will go back on his word, or if he is afraid that someone will rob him.

There is no reason not to accept the unexpected wealth that falls from the sky, but how can the three masters and apprentices take it away?Zhuang Fan pondered for a while, and said to Bodhisattva, "I don't know Bodhisattva, can you..."

"Crack!" Another object was thrown into his arms.Zhuang Fan was depressed: You want me to finish my speech. I picked it up and saw that it was a string of eighteen sons. The Bodhisattva said: "You haven't practiced yet, so let's recognize the Lord with blood. You can't hold too many things, and you can't hold it." Pretend to be living things, but those gold and silver vulgar things, just pretend to be casual."

Zhuang Mei was delighted: This Bodhisattva is really powerful!

So I also gave it to Xiao Bailong to keep it!

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Zhuang Fan: You are cruel, you are ruthless, you are making trouble for no reason!

Guanyin: This Bodhisattva is so cold and so cool!Just make trouble for no reason!I love it!