Tang Seng is a cook

With all the Dharma protectors around, Zhuang Fan didn't panic much.

After Jintou Jiedi left, Tang Yudi instructed other guardians on duty to build a temporary bedding for Wukong, took off Wukong's cloak that was covered in dirt, and lay down comfortably in his underwear, rubbing his belly himself. It is also called to build a bonfire and boil some boiling water for later use.

He also wanted to ask some guardian to go to a nearby town to find a doctor for him, but when this topic was brought up, all of them disappeared.

There is something wrong!Zhuang Fan wanted to go by himself, but he didn't know the way without a horse, and Wukong groaned and groaned at him, not telling him to leave half a step. Some took the elixir and came back.

The guardians secretly groaned in their hearts. They had become immortals for many years, but they were once ordered to light a fire.

But for thousands of years, have you ever done these mundane jobs, making beds and stacking quilts is okay, but when lighting a fire, one mouthful of real fire with three flavors, not only the firewood will be turned into ashes, even the water jar that Tang Yudi carefully cared for will be wiped out in an instant. It's not embarrassing to be a guardian on duty.

Brother Tang Yu has been through many hardships since he left Chang'an. He has almost lost his luggage and is poor.

The troublemaker was so embarrassed that he took out his gourd in desperation, warmed it with real fire, and handed it to Tang Yudi.

It contains the jade liquid and fine nectar that Gongcao himself treasured. At this time, he can only part with it and give it to the Great Sage to drink.

At first, Zhuang Fan thought it was water, so he helped Wukong up and half hugged him in his arms. When he opened the lid, a smell of wine wafted into his nostrils. Zhuang Fan had never smelled this before, but he felt as if he had been enlightened. He couldn't help turning his head away, He sneezed hard.

Wukong has stopped his diarrhea at this time, but he still has colic in his stomach, but monkeys are born to love wine. They tasted this wine 500 years ago and never forget it. It's really pitiful to keep sniffing and sniffing.

Zhuang Fan felt that the wine was still warm, and it was of extraordinary taste, and saw that the monkey was very greedy, so he gave him a sip, and he was not allowed to drink any more. It can also be used as a warm water bag to dissipate heat slowly.

The meritorious man who was robbed of the gourd grinned. He had never seen a master who loved his apprentice so much. Seeing that his treasure could not be brought back, his heart ached enough, but no one paid attention to him, so he could only walk away on his own. The job is gone.

After taking a sip of fairy wine, it was probably tired from tossing and tossing, and the monkey fell asleep, but woke up frequently in the dream, still yelling about stomach pains. Fortunately, in the middle of the afternoon, Jiedilongnu finally came to deliver the medicine!

So after seeing the ceremony, the big guys sat around together, thinking about which medicine to give the monkey.

Seeing the real dragon at noon and the dragon girl in the afternoon, Zhuang Fan was not uninspired.But even though the dragon girl is cute, with two cute little green horns on her head, he is a big man, so it's not easy to stare at a girl, so he just squats beside Wukong, pats him on the stomach, and coaxes him An Mian, thinking about whether to persuade the monkey to turn into a human on the westward journey in the future, after all, his apprentice is so handsome as a monkey, wouldn't it be more cool to become a human!

It also saves you from staying overnight, and being called ghosts and monsters at every turn, startled and annoying.

Monk Tang is here guarding his apprentice's soul wandering into the sky, and the dragon girl is holding the box and a group of protectors, muttering, wondering which elixir should be given to the great sage, because the old gentleman really did not give less, the Bodhisattva said There are some of them, and there are some with messy names, such as "Purple Mist Pills", "Spring Breeze Willows Huiyang Pills", "Baihua Ninglu Pills", "Peach Nourishing Pills" and so on. The little fairies are dazzled and dizzy.

The dragon girl touched the bottles of "beauty-enhancing" and "slimming" elixir, swallowed secretly, her big Shui Lingling eyes glanced, she took out a bottle and said, "If not, let the Great Sage eat this!"

Jintou Jiedi was a little more familiar with Longnv, so he leaned over and took a look, it was a bottle of "Qing Ti Dan".

This medicine is a regular medicine in the Heavenly Court. It was originally used by the gods who went down to the earth to run errands and couldn't help but eat the mortal food to eliminate the poison of the five grains in their bodies, so they nodded: "It is suitable for use here. I just don’t know if it will work or not, so give it a try.”

Then he asked Tang Seng: "Look, brother Yu, is this medicine okay?"

Fearing that Tang Monk would not understand, he explained the efficacy of Qingti Pill to him again. Zhuang Fan didn't understand the principles of medicine, so after a little thought, he could only agree, but he still had no idea. Can you drink casually?Tell him that it's better to go to a town and find a doctor to take the pulse, but none of this group of gods is willing to listen!

The dragon girl is not so slow, but she can feed the medicine quickly. With a stretch of her hand, she opened Wukong's jaw, and with a click, the medicine was stuffed into the monkey's throat!It looks like a skilled worker.

It's so good that the Great Sage didn't choke to death!

The elixir entered the stomach, and after a while, Wukong's stomach rumbled loudly, and a stench came over him. All the guardians were born with psychic bodies, they had never smelled such a smell before, and they just felt dizzy.

Zhuang Fan realized something in his heart, and begged for the other four pills of Qingti Pill from Longnu, and saw that there was a Pill of Nourishing Qi and Great Return, so he also begged for a bottle, and told the gods to retreat.

The gods and dragon daughters were also welcome, and hurriedly flew up into the sky to hide, leaving only Tang Yudi to guard his apprentice.

After a while, I saw that Wukong couldn't stop crying, and he was sweating profusely while wriggling, expelling a lot of greasy dirt.

While Zhuang Fan wiped his room for him, there was a faint metallic color in the excreted sludge and impurities. He thought of the iron pellets and copper juice that the Great Sage had eaten for 500 years, and he had a conclusion in his mind.

Although as the Taishang Laojun said, the great sage had become a vajra body by fate, but after all, his body is still made of flesh and blood, but it is slightly more resistant than ordinary gods. These iron and copper have been eaten continuously for 500 years. It also contained a lot of impurities, Wukong was pressed down the mountain, his magic power was sealed, and he couldn't practice to expel it in time. After a long time, it has already become poison in the body.

Zhuang Fan looked at his apprentice patiently, not letting him hurt himself while struggling, he just waited for him to sweat and clean up a little, then stuffed in another pill of body clearing and qi invigorating and returning to the elixir, just because there is a vent and a tonic , Fang is the right way.

Going back and forth like this three times, the sweat stopped. Wukong had already become a mud monkey, and his luggage was filthy and smelly. Even the surrounding flowers and plants that were contaminated by the dirt were instantly withered and blackened, and died. .

On the other hand, Sanzang, apart from staining the monk's robe, was unscathed. Even if the stains stuck to his hands, he just pinched them lightly and they fell off.

After clearing the poison in his body, Wukong no longer yelled about abdominal pain, and his breathing gradually became stable.

Zhuang Fan threw away the dirty luggage, only the tiger skin in the luggage was clean, so he took it out to cushion him, and guarded him for a while, seeing that he was really just asleep, he was relieved, got up and was about to call Long Nu And all the guardians came down to thank them, and suddenly heard the fairy music in the sky, and there were colorful petals falling, and couldn't help being stunned: Could it be that Wukong has upgraded?

Looking back, the dirty mud monkey was still sleeping soundly there. Looking up, the sky was as blue as wash, with white clouds fluttering, and there was no lightning strike.

On the contrary, there is a deity with one foot on the lotus platform, dressed in white clothes, holding a clean bottle in his hand, with a dragon girl and a guardian behind him, and a young man in white clothes, who is about to approach in a fluttering manner.

Yo, Sister Guanyin is here!

Zhuang Fan was overjoyed and a little inexplicably sad, but he had no time to think too much, relying on the instinct of his body, he bowed and said: "My little monk has seen a Bodhisattva!"

The Bodhisattva had already listened to the dragon girl in the air and revealed the truth and reported everything here. Knowing that the matter of Wukong was over, he said, "You don't need to be too polite, Brother Tang Yu." It is the third prince of Yulong, the Dragon King of Aorun in the West Sea. I personally played the Jade Emperor, and begged him to be here, just to sit on your feet for you. It is because of the ordinary horses in the east, how can they pass thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains, and reach the Buddhist land of Lingshan? Ryoma, just went."

Zhuang Fan wanted to say yes again and again, thanked the Bodhisattva for his kindness, and received a gift from Ao Yu, and thanked him for his hard work.

Seeing Tang Seng's kindness, Xiaolong couldn't help but blushed with embarrassment, bowed his head and saluted, "I don't know before, but it's Xiaolong's fault that he ate the horse of the lord!"

Zhuang Fan didn't care about that horse, and said gently: "It should be your ration, so don't worry about it." Then he said to Bodhisattva Aoyu: "Third Prince has worked so hard to work as a poor monk on his journey to the west, but he is just the third prince. It is precious, but the poor monk dare not use animal power to drive it. If there is no taboo, the poor monk would like to accept the third prince as his disciple, just like Wukong. People mention it, so as not to wrong the third prince too much, I don't know what the Bodhisattva thinks?"

Ao Yu was overjoyed. Apprentice and leg strength are two different concepts, and rewards for meritorious deeds after traveling westward in the future will be different.But the Bodhisattva frowned, at first he never thought of getting Tang Seng and the Dragon King into a relationship, but after thinking about it again, the heavenly secrets had changed anyway, it was useless for him to stop him, so he agreed.

Seeing that no one objected, Ao Yu quickly accepted his head and bowed, and became Tang Seng's second apprentice in a serious manner.All the gods present came to congratulate, and everyone was beaming for a while.

Zhuang Fan looked Ao Yu up and down, saw that the young apprentice was not bad, he could be regarded as Yushu Linfeng, but he was really silly when he laughed, and he blushed at every turn, thinking, well, this apprentice is indeed a bit of a fool.

From the dragon family to Aoyu's generation, Xingsan's fate was not good. The third prince of Xihai fell into Tang Seng's hands this time, so he could only protect him while he was still there.

Ao Yu took the initiative to present the pearl under the item as a ceremony of apprenticeship, and Zhuang Fan accepted it. He remembered that it was originally taken away by the Bodhisattva, and he didn't know that he still didn't return it to him.Don't throw away the dragon ball, so I thought about returning it to this silly boy later.

The poor monk in the barren mountains, the apprentice gave the gift of apprenticeship, but the Tang monk did not return the gift to Ao Yu. Zhuang Fan was embarrassed, and handed over a box beside him, but it turned out to be the dragon girl who stuffed the box of elixir given by the old gentleman into it. Tang Yudi's arms.

Zhuang Fan was overjoyed. Although he knew that the elixir was obtained by Longnu and Jintou Jiedi from going to Tusita Palace for Wukong, but according to the bodhisattva's temperament that even the Buddha's things dared to keep secrets for his own use, Zhuang Fan really didn't expect Long Nu The woman was so sincere that she really gave him a full amount of elixir. He thought that if he took the body-clearing elixir and the elixir of mending, he would never touch this elixir again!

Then I have to use this box of elixir today to make a good deal of favors!

The author has something to say:

small theater:

When the two met, Xiao Bailong pointed at the fat bald man in surprise and said: "This bald man is a Buddhist scripture learner????"

Zhuang Fan: This is no different from pointing at a monk and scolding a donkey, boy, you have a lot of guts!