Tang Seng is a cook

The Bodhisattva is also heartbroken. Although learning the scriptures is difficult, Tang Yudi’s sufferings are too frequent, especially in the past two days when he met his big disciple...

I have to go out again... God is annoying, Bodhisattva's life is not idle!Bodhisattvas can't go on business several times a day!

The lotus in Luojia Mountain is in full bloom, but I haven't come to enjoy it yet, and I'm as busy as a spinning top every day!Bodhisattva doesn't get overtime pay either!

The Bodhisattva said in his heart, Sun Wukong, the grandson monkey, was not injured at all on the stage of killing demons back then, and there was no trace of lightning chopping axe, and the Taishang Laojun stayed in the gossip furnace leisurely for seven to seven forty-nine days.Up to now, Wuzhishan has been under pressure for 49 years. Why do you have "unbearable abdominal pain and wailing" just one day after you came out?

Are you pretending to be sick?

The Bodhisattva asked Jiedi again: "What are the symptoms of the great sage's abdominal pain?" If he is pretending to be sick, he must ask Tang Yudi to put a magic spell on him!The monkey's itchy skin needs to be cleaned up!

Jiedi replied: "The little god saw that Sun Dasheng had a severe abdominal pain, and he rolled all over the floor in pain, his stomach felt like a knife was twisted, and his whole body was soaked in sweat." have diarrhea……

But what he said hurt the prestige of the great sage, if he knew about it, he might call at his door one day, and the latter sentence would pollute the Bodhisattva's ears, so Jiedi would not say a word.

Avalokitesvara frowned when he heard that, Jiedi shrank his neck when he saw this, thought for a while and said: "Tang Yudi was very impatient and wanted to cut his wrists to feed his apprentice blood, so the little gods appeared to stop him and were sent to find the Bodhisattva help."

Guanyin was so angry that she didn't drop the jade bottle, where did all these crooked ways come from!Learn from anyone!The dignified Jin Chanzi was reincarnated and went to learn from those witch doctors!What crooked ways!

Avalokitesvara didn't know that he had been enlightened for many years, and he would have a headache and chest tightness one day. After finally resisting the urge to rub his temples and chest, the Bodhisattva pondered for a while and called out, "Where is Mu Zha?"

Longnu came in slowly from the outside, and bowed in response, "Master!"

The Bodhisattva asked: "Where is Hui An? Oh, you don't need to call him, you can go, and you can go to the Laojun of Tushita Palace, regardless of what is good for health, prolonging life, and replenishing detoxification." , all kinds of elixir, let’s ask for some. Then go to Tang Seng’s master and apprentice, you watch Sun Wukong take a pill, and when he gets better, take the rest properly and give it to Tang Seng.”

To save people in the barren mountains and wild mountains from getting a serious illness or a minor disaster, and then running to the purple bamboo forest to yell for bloodletting!He will never see these wild ways again!

I'm really mad at them!

He also ordered Jiedi to go with him, lest the dragon girl, who didn't know the way, get lost.

It's just a stomachache, a elixir will cure all diseases, and the monkey will be cheaper.

If it weren't for the fear that Sun Wukong had been under the mountain for 500 years, he might have some unknown illness and missed his journey to the west, the Bodhisattva would not give up his face to ask for this love. You must know that the monkey made a mess of Tushita Palace back then. , Many boys were punished for this, and some were even demoted to the lower realms. After that incident, no one in the Tushita Palace could hear the word monkey again.

Mu Zha was not asked to go this trip because he was afraid that Mu Zha would meet his father at Nantianmen.

Li Jing, the king of Tota, is the most prudish. It would be fine if Mu Zha was with the Bodhisattva, but if Li Jing saw his son walking alone, he would always put on a face and reprimand him, chewing the tasteless fart a thousand times. He will not let people go for a moment, out of filial piety, even if he has an errand, Mu Zha can only obediently listen to the training.

It's just because after the incident with the third prince Nezha, Li Jing couldn't tolerate his son's disobedience to him. Whenever he heard a word "no", he would draw out his sword and shout to kill him. What the hell is he, who can give birth to a bunch of "little beasts".

The father taught his son, and the Bodhisattva didn't care too much afterwards, probably because there is a lesson learned from the past: the big hat of separating father and son, Li Jing was firmly held by Master Nezha. Nezha's father-son relationship made the whole world clamor that he didn't have such a son.

Now that the matter is urgent, don't ask Hui An to go to Li Jing's place to suffer from that splint, and waste time. Besides, Yuxue, the dragon girl, is cute and the most pleasing, and she is easy to talk to when she meets Laojun.

Longnv and Jintou Jiedi received the decree and went to ask for medicine and deliver it.

The Shancailong woman was confused, and as soon as she got out of Putuo Mountain, she flew straight to the north without making a single bend, so she grabbed Jiedi: "I'm rude, I'm rude, stay here!"

Long Nu's eyebrows were upside down: "What are you doing arresting me?" Jie Di rubbed the sweat on his forehead, feeling tired, and asked, "Where is Long Nu going?"

Shancai looked at him with the eyes of the second fool: "Receive the decree of the Bodhisattva, and lead the palace to ask for medicine."

Jintou Jiedi was really complaining in his heart, and he thought it was no wonder that the Bodhisattva told me to lead him. If he didn't lead him, he would not be allowed to fly anywhere, and he didn't dare to speak loudly. Tell the dragon girl to go first, and the dragon girl will follow the little god, and the little god will lead the way."

Only then did he change his route and head straight for the Heavenly Court. Along the way, Jie Di had to look back frequently to see if Shancai was lost.Just staring back and forth three times like this, he did not make a mistake, passed the Nantian Gate in a short time, and the road was unimpeded, except for the fairy who came to greet the dragon girl, but there was no one blocking the way, and he arrived at Tushita Palace not long after.

One day in the sky, one year in the ground, more than 500 days ago, the door of the Tushita palace was loose, allowing monkeys to break in and cause disaster. After more than 500 days, the new boy guarding the gate was not as high as the table, but he was very serious, with a serious expression on his face. With the attitude of disapproval from the six relatives, no one is allowed to enter directly.

The dragon girl smiled and was not annoyed. Seeing that the little boy was fat and cute, she even shook his chubby little chin, pinched his fat face, and told him to report by himself.

Tong'er was pinched with tears in her eyes, she walked in angrily with her sleeves and hands pouting, but within a few steps, she burst into tears, tied her hands together like a roc spreading its wings, and rushed in, with her mouth The childish voice shouted: "Brother, come quickly! The enemy is at the door! She pinched me! Wow..."

He wailed and left, stunned by Jintou Jiedi, unable to dissuade him.

But the dragon girl didn't mind much, she waited with a smile on her face.

Not long after, Qingfeng came to welcome her, holding a baby in her arms, it was the one that was not as high as the table, with tears on her face, holding a red fruit in her hand, and when she saw the dragon girl, she groaned and raised her toes proudly. Du's chubby finger pointed: "Brother! That's them!" He touched my chin and pinched me!

Qingfeng had been before Laojun for a long time, and she was an acquaintance with Shancai Longnv. Seeing that she was here, she stretched out her hands and shook her fat chin, which was no higher than the table, and said with a smile: "Put this fragrant baby outside, senior brother What should I do if I want to pinch? Come, I have met Sister Longnu."

The desk-less bar wrinkled a cute little face, couldn't do it wronged, and yelled: "Sister Longnv." Then he plunged his head into Qingfeng's arms, leaving everyone a little fat fart.

Teased the dragon girl to giggle, she couldn't help stretching out her hand, and poked it a few times, causing the little boy to thrash about in Qingfeng's arms, struggled to get off the ground, ran away, and hid behind the pillars under the porch. Never come out again.

Seeing that the fat baby ran away, the dragon girl felt a little regretful, and she didn't make much trouble because she had the purpose of the law. After greeting each other with Qingfeng, the dragon girl followed Qingfeng into the Tushita Palace alone, leaving her golden head to reveal the truth. Waiting outside, lest he follow in and let Laojun see the clue.

Jiedi was covered in cold sweat from the surprise of Longnu's temper. At the moment, he was standing on the corridor and staring at the table-less boy with big eyes. Then he turned his head and snorted, stopped looking at him like a thief, and started to eat the fruit by himself, the juice splashed all over the mouth, his cheeks swelled up quite a bit, making him look more fleshy.

Jiedi is also tired and has a toothache.

Entering the palace, the old man is here, and it happens that a new batch of elixir has been released, and the old man is pouting his beard. When the dragon girl sees the old man, she bows and salutes, explaining the purpose of coming, and expressing the old man's heartache. : "Anything? Want it? To whom?"

Dragon Girl Bingxue is smart, so she knows about the grievance between Houzi and Tusita Palace, she just doesn't know.

The Bodhisattva was too embarrassed to refute. Seeing that the dragon girl was in a hurry, the Taishang Laojun didn't ask any more questions. He took out a box of jade gourds, packed five balls of various colors, and handed it to the dragon girl.

After the dragon girl left, the old man smacked his lips and felt that something was wrong. He sat in the quiet room and counted his fingers, but it turned out that his elixir was eaten by the monkey grandson as jelly beans again, and he almost died of anger!Hateful luck for a long time, but the westward journey was ordered by the Buddha, he is not good to intervene, so he had no choice but to let go.

Fortunately, the gods are kind-hearted, and when Laojun set up another alchemy furnace, he left this matter behind.

Dragon Girl returned here with a full load, left Tushita Palace, waved goodbye to Qingfeng and Wuzhuo Gao Yi reluctantly, was led by Jiedi and pressed Luoyun head straight, and went to Liangjie Mountain, Tang Monk and his disciples.

Besides, the Bodhisattva waited for Jiedi to lead the dragon girl out. After thinking about it for a while, he tidied up his clothes and went out to the South China Sea to find Aoyu.

Who knew to call Mu Zha, but saw Mu Zha sleeping in the room snoring like thunder: Yesterday he ran out of mana and didn't practice in time, now he has automatically entered meditation practice.

The Bodhisattva had no choice but to abandon his disciples and asked the 24 gods to guard the gates, sit on the lotus platform, go out of Putuo Mountain, and go straight to the Eagle Sorrow Stream of Snake Pan Mountain.

When he arrived at the place, the Bodhisattva's lingering anger was still there, and there was no attendant around him, so he had to stand on the lotus platform to luck himself, and said, "Ao Yu, where is Ao Yu?"

The little dragon was sleeping soundly after eating and drinking, when he suddenly heard someone calling him, the voice was still familiar to him, he felt chills on his back and his legs and feet felt weak, he immediately turned over the waves, jumped out of the water, turned into a human form, and stepped on the clouds , When I looked in the middle of the sky, it really was a Bodhisattva!

The slightly shy little white dragon blushed a little, lowered his head and said: "Little dragon has seen the Bodhisattva. He was saved by the bodhisattva's life and is waiting for the Buddhist scriptures here. I don't know why the Bodhisattva came here?"

Ao Yu was worried, I can't disqualify me from going west just because I stole a horse from the mortal world, right?I haven't heard that people with bad character don't get quotas.

The Bodhisattva didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, so he waved, "Follow me!"

He was tired of explaining to Xiao Bailong again, and if he continued, it was getting dark, and if they were delayed for a day or two, they would not be able to reach Xitian in 100 years!Take a fart scripture, let the disciples bring Jin Chanzi's urn back to Chang'an and let it go!

The Bodhisattva was so full of energy that Xiaobailong didn't dare to ask any more questions, so he rode the clouds and fog to take the human body and followed Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva to the place where the Tang monk, master and disciple lived.

When he was in front of the waterfall, Ao Yu couldn't help shrinking his neck: Why, you really want to ask me to count the white horse?Bitter too...