Tang Seng is a cook

Chapter 5 Northeast Dragon

After eating pancakes and drinking a few sips of the cool water poured into the gourd this morning, Zhuang Fan stood up and stretched, beat his back and waist with his backhand, stomped his feet and shook his legs, feeling a little comfortable. Sitting on his back really hurt his back. When he got off the horse just now, his whole body was stiff.

The monkey imitated Master Da La La's movements, and stretched accordingly, but felt something wrong halfway through the stretch, and his stomach hurt!

The monkey hurriedly took out the golden cudgel and drew a circle on Tang Seng's spot, saying: "Master later, I will return as soon as I go!" Then he grabbed a few big leaves, clutched his stomach and ran away.

Zhuang Fan didn't show any expression on his face, he waved his hand to let Wukong go by himself, thinking in his heart: Could it be that it's really frozen?Still have an upset stomach?

When you arrive in the town, find an old Chinese doctor and feel the monkey's pulse.Xiao Mian, she was shy when she went to the bathroom, with red tips on her ears.

My own apprentice is really cute no matter how you look at it.

At noon the sun was just right, Zhuang Fan pulled out a futon from Tang Seng's luggage, stuffed it under his buttocks, sat comfortably, and basked in the sun with his face raised.

Children who have lived in the mountains know that they can't sit anywhere in the mountains, and Zhuang Fan doesn't want Tang Seng to get sick, so he must be cautious about his body.

The sun was warm, Zhuang Fan couldn't help taking a nap, and within a few minutes, he heard the monkey's voice: "Master, I'm back." From far to near, there was such a sense of relaxation and joy.

Zhuang Fan opened his eyes and looked around, only to see a monkey, leisurely turning somersaults and then bouncing back, picking rowan and leaves along the way, not being honest.

Zhuang Fan was sitting on the futon with a smiling expression of love on his face, and he barely put his hand on his long beard to act like a loving father.

But when he got close, Wukong's face changed drastically, and he rushed over with a few strides: "Master! Where's the horse?"

Zhuang Fan heard the words and looked back, the place where the horse was tied was empty, only a thick piece of rein was hanging quietly on the tree where the horse was tied. Wukong picked it up and saw that the break was definitely not broken by the horse itself, it should be scratched by a sharp object due to.

Fuck?The horse is gone! ?

Who is so courageous to steal the horse bestowed by the Emperor Tang, Yudi's horse, Wukong's subordinates, the foot strength to go west, and the little white dragon's rations?

Zhuang Fan's eyes were bright, he jumped up from the futon, grabbed the monkey's sleeve: "Wukong, is there a monster around?" He bent down and picked up the tin stick, his face full of enthusiasm.

The monkey who has a little stomachache is very tired: this master is a weak chicken, and his temper is too easy. Yesterday he was scared by a tiger and fell off his horse. Why do you want to fight monsters by yourself today?

Don't you know that half of Zhuang Fan is nervous, and the other half is excited: after the founding of the People's Republic of China, everyone is not allowed to become a master, and whoever is cute is considered capable.It's rare to come to Journey to the West, and go back without visiting a goblin. Wouldn't it be a waste of time?

The Great Sage stretched out his hand and pushed Monk Tang into the circle and waited for a while: "Master, please be safe and don't be impatient, wait for my old grandson to check..." Explore...

With a sound of "哗啦", a dragon emerged from the deep pool, with a bulging belly, twisting and twisting movements were a bit inconvenient, and it was about to fly away.

Zhuang Fan and Wukong were still holding arms, and when they heard the sound, they turned their heads to look, and the dragon was also looking back, seeing the two staring at him dumbfounded, he couldn't help but blushed in embarrassment. With a bark, he made a fierce expression, then turned around and walked away with a sound of "咻".

What to look at!I've never seen a dragon eating support!

Wu Qi got so excited that his eyeballs were red, and he shouted, "Don't go, little thief!" Good thief!It turns out that you, a splashing loach, are still hiding in the pool!He even stole a horse to eat!I didn't even kill a single fish!How dare you become a thief on my grandson's head!If you don't catch your cramps, peel your skin and tie a bow, it's not my old grandson's ability!

What a great saint, he pushed the master into the circle, took out the Ruyi golden cudgel, and jumped after him.

Tuliu Zhuang Fan stood there dumbfounded, his legs a little weak: ... Ancestor, your grandson saw the dragon, alive, and stole my horse!Eat it as a snack!

...Damn it!Thieves stealing horses!Isn't this the jade-faced little white dragon?Zhuang Fan slapped his thigh, bad food!Brothers are going to fight among themselves!

"Wukong! Don't fight! That dragon is your brother! Wukong!!!"

Hou Ying'er didn't even see a single one, Wukong had already gone to the battle on somersault cloud!

Monk Tang covered his face, fuck it!This temper is also too anxious!

The brothers flew with wings, Zhuang Fan couldn't keep up with his legs, so he had no choice but to gather his luggage on the spot. Fortunately, Xiao Bailong secretly ate the horse, this time he didn't even swallow the saddle.

Just because when the horse was tethered just now, Zhuang Fan thought that the horse was also wet, and wanted to let the horse cool off, so as not to sweat, he took off the saddle.

It's okay, this time he gets off the saddle, so Wukong doesn't have to steal the old man's clothesline.

fall!Who cares about this broken saddle!

The more Zhuang Fan thought about it, the more depressed he became, and he couldn't help laughing angrily at himself: Grandma, these gods and ghosts, not to mention steel and iron bones, at least have iron stomachs!Everything can be digested!

In less than 5 minutes, Zhuang Fan, who was sitting on the futon with luck, was slapped in the face: the monkey left crookedly and dragged the stick back, clutching his stomach, covered in dirt, disheveled, haggard and exhausted: shit, Still have abdominal pain!

When the monkey saw the master, his eyes were full of tears, so he lay there papa: "Master..." Before he finished speaking, papa, a big tear fell down, it hurt.

This panicked Zhuang Fan, where had he ever seen the Great Sage cry!He hurriedly moved the monkey's head to his lap, and coaxed him like he coaxed his nephew and niece at home: "Oh, what happened to this? Don't cry, don't cry!"

He grabbed his sleeves and wiped the monkey's tears and dirt from his face, but it was a pity that there was no candy around him, or if he put a piece in the monkey's mouth, the child would not remember crying.

The monkey's eyes were red: "The horse was swallowed by the thief loach, and the apprentice chased him halfway. Suddenly, his stomach was twisted like a knife, and he couldn't stand still. He fell off the cloud, and the thief didn't catch it. It's useless for the disciple..."

The more I think about it, the more I am wronged. I have been suppressed at the bottom of the mountain for 500 years. Once I got out of trouble, I wanted to do a career, kill the world, and show my prestige in front of the master. In the end, I fell off the stomach without even pulling the dragon's tail. somersault cloud!It was a disgraceful fall.

Cry again!

Zhuang Fan had a headache, so he stretched out his hand to rub Wukong's belly. This must be caused by the meat meal last night. If it is not neat, it is gastroenteritis.What the hell, he's in the wilderness, let alone medicine, he really doesn't have anything, not even salt and sugar water!

The Tang monk and his disciples were in a state of desperation, and said that the little white dragon ran back to the Snake Pan Mountain and the Yingchou Stream in a flash, and lay down in the bottom of the stream, subconsciously nourishing his nature, commonly known as digesting food.

The cold winter is approaching, Ao Yu originally planned to have a full stomach and the cat will not move in the stream. One is cat winter, snakes are afraid of cold, and dragons are no exception. The other is Tang Monk who is waiting for Dongtu to come, so as not to miss it.

Unexpectedly, Yingshoujian is not doing well this year for some reason. There are very few fish, shrimps and crabs. Let alone eating enough, you will feel that there is little meat between your teeth. Yu also disliked the fishy smell.Without food or drink, a little white dragon was hungry, his eyes were green in the middle of the night, so he had to go out to hunt wild food.

It is also a coincidence that Xiaobailong strolled to this waterfall last night. Because the carp in the pond is quite fat, Ao Yu ate a meal. He was hungry for too long and was suddenly full. When the monkeys and the others came at noon , Ao Yu was still dozing off deep in the pool.

This time I slept until the sun was three poles, woke up hungry again, lazily climbed ashore, tapped the dragon's head on the shore, just in time to see a stupid fat horse, Xiao Bailong leaned over, very rude Swallowed it in one gulp!Not a sound came out.

Not feeling full after eating, Ao Yu slipped back lazily, intending to eat some fish to make up for it. As for the bald man over there who was also basking in the sun, Xiao Bailong ignored him: eating people will be punished by God, he I still want to go west to cultivate a positive result, and I don't really want to be struck by lightning.

Quietly slipped into the pool, sucked twice, the fat fish went in, and a fat belly bulged out, quite full, Ao Yu patted his belly, satisfied, and planned to go back to Shepan Mountain.

Who would have thought that he would be seen right as soon as he showed his head.

Panicked and ran all the way back to the bottom of the stream, a dragon's heart still fluttering a little: I haven't done anything bad for a long time and was caught straight, I feel so guilty.

He seemed to vaguely hear someone calling him from behind, and it was not a good word.

Hmph, what did mortals say, Longyou was caught in shallow water by shrimps!In the past, people would hand over whatever they wanted to eat, but now they would be scolded for eating a horse. Can a dragon eat a horse be called stealing?Thieves, what kind of thieves, it's so ugly, why do you spit out the horse I swallowed in one gulp?

The dragon flicked his tail a few times, and the little white dragon hid his head ignoring everything, and fell asleep soundly.

Ao Yu hid at home and slept soundly. Wukong had a stomachache and missed, so he fell down. Fortunately, the brothers and sisters did not fight.

The monkey had a severe stomachache and screamed. Zhuang Fan was so distressed that his brow was sweating, but there was nothing he could do. He wished that he was Hua Tuo.

Seeing the master and apprentice panicking, the great sage seemed to be seriously ill, and Tang Yudi was so anxious that he was about to take a knife to let his apprentice drink blood, when the gods sent by Guanyin made a fool of him. Jumping, he was so shocked that he quickly appeared and shouted: "Don't panic, brother Tang Yu, we are sent by Guanyin Bodhisattva to secretly protect the Buddhist scriptures..."

Before he finished speaking, Zhuang Fan realized that, yes, there are such a group of people watching the fun, and he said quickly: "Please, please, please someone to report to the Bodhisattva! He said that the boy suddenly suffered from a serious illness and couldn't get up. Please Bodhisattva give medicine. There is another Aoyu who swallowed the poor monk’s horse, so I would like to trouble any Bodhisattva to send an envoy to Yingshoujian to tell Aoyu to return the poor monk’s horse.”

Nothing else, just let this kid be the white dragon horse himself!See how angry his big brother is.

The gods agreed, and sent one of them to ride the clouds to the purple bamboo forest in Luojia Mountain, South China Sea.

It just so happened that Mu Zha was on duty today, and yesterday he was busy until midnight, he was stubborn and refused to rest, now he was dozing off from sleepiness, standing at the door, his head shaking like a head-knocking bug, Jintou Jiedi walked up to him Didn't find out either.

Jiedi cautiously stretched out his hand to poke it, and Mu Zha had long since dozed off. Under the force, he lay down and groaned wildly, but he didn't wake up.

Fortunately, the dragon girl came out after a full sleep. Hearing the sound, she hurried forward and let Jiedi enter to see Guanyin. Pained for a long time after waking up.

Let's say that Guanyin knew Jiedi when he saw Jiedi, and he frowned slightly: "Why did you come here?"

Jiedi hurriedly reported all the things about the Tang monk, his master and his disciples and what his younger brother had said. The Bodhisattva was speechless after hearing this.

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