Tang Seng is a cook

With the blessing of the Bodhisattva, Huaguo Mountain, not to mention the big and small monkeys, and other small monsters can also recuperate here. I won’t mention it here, but it is said that in Liangjie Mountain, the master and the apprentice ate it early in the morning. After breakfast, I started to pack my luggage, especially the tiger bones, I picked up every single one that didn't fall.

Winter is coming soon, Zhuang Fan is thinking about taking this tiger bone and tiger skin, and going to a big town to exchange for a good price to buy cotton clothes for the winter.

With money, there is no need to worry about Wukong thinking about other people's money, copying the example, and going to rob the robbers blocking the way instead.

While packing his luggage, Zhuang Fan dug out another half-new monk's robe and put it on, put away the golden brocade cassock and gold-topped Pilu hat, and only kept the nine-ring tin rod in his hand inside.

He wanted to go home safely, and he didn't want to be spotted by monsters because the golden light was too dazzling before he had gone far. He wanted to save the Holy Spirit some snacks.

Nine-ringed tin rod can be used for self-defense, what did the Buddha say? This tin rod, held in the hand, will not be poisoned. In times of emergency, it can also be used to prevent bad people from getting close. It is not enough to defend against monsters. OK.

It's just that the monk's small body is really not good, Zhuang Fan just stood there and swung his tin stick twice, he was a little panting and sweating, which attracted monkeys to chuckle, Zhuang Fan didn't care, he didn't talk to the great sage Compared with force value.

I didn’t have much luggage, so I left with a small package. The peaches that I hadn’t eaten yesterday were washed and dried, and I took them with me. Zhuang Fan found another rice bag to hold the tiger bones, and left the rest of the tiger meat where they left. , There are beasts to eat.

Not long after, the master and apprentice tidied up neatly. Before leaving, Zhuang Fan stirred the bonfire a few more times, poured water from the jug into it, and made sure that there was no more flames before leading the horse on the road.

The monkey saw that Monk Tang was quite smeared, and couldn't help but said: "Master, why are you so cautious? This place is under the jurisdiction of the land of the mountain god. Even if there is a fire after we leave, it will be doomed for the lives of this place. We still have to hurry."

Zhuang Fan secretly sighed, thinking that he probably passed through the original book of Journey to the West. Seeing the monkey's indifferent attitude towards life, it was the time when he was rebellious and resentful. He ran away in anger, maybe he went back to Huaguo Mountain, and he took thousands of lives when he went down in one breath.

Then he thought for a while and said: "Even if each has his own calamity, he will also have his own fire from the sky. I am not a judge. How can I convict one life? Let alone a thousand. Don't make a fool of yourself." Killing evil is not for others, but for oneself. All living beings are suffering, and the sea of ​​suffering is boundless. If you can make the world less suffering by doing it yourself, wouldn't it be a pleasure?"

The monkey pursed his lips, as if he dismissed the monk's chatter, but he still led the horse and waited carefully for Tang Monk to mount it.

Zhuang Fan just arrived yesterday, he was knocked to the point of dizziness, he relied on instinct to ride a horse, and today he feels refreshed, looking at this horse is a bit timid.

Fortunately, he had never touched a horse when he was a child, but had ridden a cow, and Monk Tang's physical instincts were still there, and he was protected by a monkey, so he got on the horse quickly.

The Great Sage saw his master sitting in peace, and went to pick up his luggage. Zhuang Fan was a little frightened. Fortunately, the horse was frightened by the coercion of the Great Sage. Now it is very obedient. It is easy to control, and it can be regarded as an extra skill, so I can't help but feel a little complacent.

Judging by the sky, it is only around the beginning of Maochu, so it can really be called Xiaoxing's overnight stay.

Zhuang Fan pulled the reins and walked slowly, Wu Kong was carrying the luggage to guard the left and right sides, Zhuang Fan was going to put the luggage on the horse, but he had never met Wu Kong before and only Tang Seng was left alone. If the burden is heavy, it may hurt the horseshoe.

Zhuang Fan got off his horse and took a look. His four hooves were bare. It turned out that there were no horseshoes.

Zhuang Fan remembered that the process of nailing horseshoes was included in the painting in the Sui Dynasty. Presumably Li Shimin didn't want the horseshoes to be rumored?Therefore, none of the horses given to Sanzang were shoed?Or is there another secret?

The apprentice was Bi Ma Wen and lived in the mountains more, so he has rich experience. Zhuang Fan had no choice but to pat his apprentice on the shoulder and told him that when he was tired, he could let the horses take turns to carry the master and luggage, and he could also be called Wukong. Take a break.Monkey nodded in agreement, he was so obedient that Zhuang Fan looked at him several times.

Zhuang Fan got on the horse again, Wukong's spiritual sense is vast, and he has already been here several times, so he led the way ahead. Zhuang Fan had to concentrate on riding the horse at first, and after a while he was free to look at the scenery.

It’s just that the forest is deep and lush, birds chirping, mosquitoes flying, and when you look up, there is nothing but green, all shades of green, and they are all green. Zhuang Fan is not a person with beauty in his heart. After a while, he feels that the barren mountains and wild mountains are very boring. To flirt with apprentices.

Zhuang Fan called out: "Wukong!" He was very satisfied and full of fatherly love.

The monkey bounced back with his luggage: "What is Master calling me for?"

Zhuang Fan smacked, what's the matter?Oh: "Yesterday, as a father, ahem, as a teacher, I promised you to go back to Huaguo Mountain to visit relatives. When do you plan to go back and have a look?"

When the monkey heard about this, his head drooped, and he was very depressed: "Master Rong, my apprentice went back yesterday..." Maybe he will be punished if he doesn't keep it all.

Zhuang Fan's eyes lit up, and the stinky monkey sneaked away. He only hated that Tang Monk had no beard under his jaw at this time, so he couldn't stroke it and make a serious face: "Oh, but he went there by somersaulting? That muscle, ah, everything is fine at home. ?”

Calm down!You can't act too gossip, it's ruining the design!

The monkey stays for a while, home?That's right, but it turns out that he also has a family, but...the family is not a good one: "It's... okay!"

Zhuang Fan also knew how hard life was in Huaguo Mountain in the past 500 years. He felt sorry for the monkey who had never studied and experienced. Master said, let’s go faster and find a more lively town, Master will go to the temple in the town to place an order, and I will give you a few more days off, and you go to settle down at home, and we will continue westward, what do you think?”

Hearing the master's gentle words, the monkey lowered its head, suddenly felt a sore nose, and its eye circles were red, sucked its nose suddenly, and said in a low voice: "I asked the Bodhisattva to protect Huaguo Mountain yesterday, so I don't need to go home for the time being. Master, don't worry, let's go west."

When Zhuang Fan heard it, half of his heart let go, and half of his heart hung up.It seems that Wukong did go to the South China Sea to meet Guanyin yesterday, but why didn't sister Guanyin come to pick me up?

It's not easy for him to ask his apprentice if he mentioned himself to Sister Guanyin, making him look like a fanatical star chaser.

And one day later, Zhuang Fan also felt a little bit reluctant to bear the monkey, and wanted to spend a few more days with him, but he also missed his parents at home, and wished he could go home right away, so he was really conflicted.

The master and the apprentice talked for a few words, but they were both full of worries, and they stopped talking and hurried on their way.

There is heavy dew in the mountains, and there are still paths to be found at first, but slowly the forests are dense and the weeds are reborn. Although there are monkeys opening the way ahead, and Zhuang Fan is sitting on the horseback, his clothes are also soaked, only his thighs are warm Dry and almost shivering with cold.

Walking hard all the way, after passing a dense forest, the eyes finally suddenly opened up. Turning a corner, I suddenly heard a roar in my ears. When I looked up, I saw a waterfall hanging on the front of the river.

Zhuang Fan was puzzled, he remembered that after the master and his apprentice had killed the tiger, they were supposed to stay at the Chen family, but he never remembered encountering a waterfall on the way.

Because the Zhuang family is a common surname in the village, and Zhuang Fan has always been the king of children since he was a child. I remember that no matter it is a TV series, cartoon or original work, I read it every year and talk about it every year, and I can almost say that I am familiar with it.

Seeing that the itinerary was slightly different at this time, Zhuang Fan was deeply afraid that he would go the wrong way and cause trouble for Tang Seng on his westward journey.

It's just that there is no map and compass in his hand, and Tang Seng only knew to head westward before, and today Wukong opened the way ahead, who knows where the two of them came from?

Zhuang Fan was holding on to the reins in a daze, but he saw that the monkey had already become sexual, dropped his luggage, took off his cloak, and rushed over, jumping into the waterfall for fun.

Bare ass monkey... I really don't see it... Zhuang Fan couldn't help lowering his head and covering his face.

This monkey is in good health. It hasn’t eaten for 500 years. Last night, it didn’t feel abdominal pain after eating a lot of Hesai. Now it’s late autumn, and after walking for a long time, its body is wet with dew or sweat, so it plunged into the rushing waterfall In the middle, Zhuang Fan felt a headache for the monkey.

I can only pray that Wukong has already succeeded in cultivation, so he won't catch a cold...

The monkey was caught by the turbulence of the waterfall, and was so happy for a moment that he played a stick under the waterfall. Although the water splashed everywhere, it could be called broken jade.

Zhuang Fan got off his horse, took the reins, and watched the monkeys having fun with a smile. They have been under the mountain for 500 years. Yesterday they took a cold bath in the stream, but now Wukong really likes to play with water.

Zhuang Fan has loved Journey to the West since he was a child, especially the Great Sage. When he got older, he often read Journey to the West again, and felt sorry for the ups and downs of his life. Now that he is lucky enough to become a Tang monk, he feels that he will return to the modern age soon. Naturally, he wants to pamper him Monkey, how you can pet monkey, except for a few words of admonition this morning because of the fire, there is really no restraint on Wukong.

Ever since Wukong was born, all the monkeys and the world respected him and feared him. His master taught him harshly. All the gods in the sky despised him and hurt him, but no one cared for him.Not to mention the master Tang Seng, what did he teach Wukong with the name of a master in vain?But every time it makes the monkey sad.Later, when he recited the magic spell again and again, Zhuang Fan felt that he was no good anymore.

At this moment, the red sun was rising and the sun was just right, Zhuang Fan felt so soft in his heart that he squatted on the ground, just smiling and watching the monkeys having fun without restraint.

The monkey played happily under the waterfall for a long time, and suddenly turned around to see the smiling old man squatting on the ground looking at him. He couldn't help scratching his ears and cheeks in shame. A fat fish came up and flung it onto the bank with two slaps, which made Zhuang Fan jump.

Seeing that the red sun was shining and it was noon, Zhuang Fan saw that Wukong was going all the way in the morning, and Wukong was carrying luggage in front of him and had to go through thorns and thorns. He was afraid that he was hungry, so he called him to go ashore and eat something to fill his stomach.

There is no seasoning at all, Zhuang Fan felt sorry for himself, picked up the fat fish and looked at it, it turned out that there were two green carps, they were still alive, but they just fell fainted, so he turned around and said: "Wukong, we don't have any seasoning, this fish smells very foul. , let it go. If you want to eat fish, stay in the town, fill up the seasoning, and Master will cook delicious braised fish for you."

Seeing Wukong nodding, Zhuang Fan threw the fish back, a wave came over, and two fat fish swam away quickly.

The monkey was drying its hair and putting on its clothes. At first, it was a little unhappy to see Tang Seng throwing the fish back, but when he thought about the fish that Master was going to cook for him, he became very happy again. He was so happy that he could only eat dry biscuits for lunch. I don't mind eating peaches anymore.

The two found a place and squatted around the rocks. Zhuang Fan saw that he was not wearing a crown, and he was concentrating on eating pancakes with his head down. I couldn't help but stretched out my hand to rub it.

Wukong, who was killed by someone touching his head for the first time, raised his head blankly, feeling strange in his heart. Seeing that Master was still looking at him with a smile, he suddenly felt uncomfortable: "Master called me?"

"Well, never."

"Master, what's the matter?"

"Nothing."

"That……"

"Eat and eat~"

"Oh……"

There is something wrong with this master, he doesn't speak happily, he is acting weird, and he smiles cunningly!Wukong said heartily.