Tang Seng is a cook

Adhering to Master, Monkey can only hurt me a principle, and no one can fight for the principle of favoring me. He pulled Xiaobailong, a new master, and a farther.

Fortunately, monkeys still know how to hit people and not face. When Zhuang Fan was dazedly awakened by the bird outside the window and stood stretching in the porch, he saw Wukong and Aoyu coming back from the outside with their shoulders crossed. They seem to get along well.

Ao Yu grinned his teeth in pain, the senior brother said that he was trying his skills, but where the pain was, there was no injury on the outside, and he couldn't complain to the master, he felt bitter and couldn't tell!

Zhuang Fan ignored the dispute between the two, the apprentice was still young, so he went to make trouble on his own, the two brothers did not dare to make trouble in front of the master, and the two pushed each other in places where the master could not see, rushing to serve Tang Seng dressed and washed, and he also took water to wash his face indiscriminately, causing water to flood the floor, and asked Zhuang Fan to teach him a few words, the two of them were not annoyed, they smiled and became honest, and after a while, they finished cleaning up, and the three of them left the boarding house across the courtyard.

The old temple Zhu Xiaohehe came to greet him, unexpectedly saw Wukong, and gasped, "Where did the Thunder God come from!" His face was terrified, and he hid his face with his sleeve and dared not look at it.

Zhuang Fan spat at him because Ao Yu came in human form yesterday, seeing that this old man didn't hook up with Tang Seng and said bad things about his second apprentice Xiao Bailong, so he came early in the morning to make trouble for Wukong, how bad!Picking from the inside out, this old mountain god of Luojia Mountain is no joke!

Zhuang Fan didn't turn his face, he pulled Wukong over with a smile, rubbed his head, smoothed the fried hairy monkey, and said: "This is my big disciple Sun Wukong, he was very tired yesterday, he was still asleep when he came, so The old man has not seen it. This son is naughty and dry, the most childish, don't blame the old man."

Master said this, how can a monkey not be mischievous, he stepped forward laughingly, grabbed Lao Miao Zhu's gray beard, pulled his belt and tied it on his forehead, and then he wanted to kill a bird and jump up and down the corridor. He was an energetic brat who made the old mountain god panting and crying, and hated himself for his sloppy mouth.

Zhuang Fan didn't stop him, and he didn't discipline the children. After a while, seeing Wukong vented his anger, he said, "Old man, it's getting late. I'll wait for the three masters and apprentices to leave. Let's play with you."

The old Miao Zhu was so angry: Who wants you to play with me!Pooh!Who played!It's just that the Bodhisattva's instructions haven't been fulfilled yet, so I have to cover up one or two things, say something naughty, and forced a smile on my face and said: "Don't worry, holy monk, let's go after the fast!"

Zhuang Fan didn't refuse either, the little boy went to the fast meal angrily, Zhuang Fan saw that the monkey didn't ask him to go idle anymore, the three master and apprentice had breakfast quietly, packed their luggage again, and seriously prepared to leave.

Before leaving, the old Miao Zhu came to see me off, and Luo Li talked for a long time, meaning that I am friendly and hospitable, and I can’t bear to see you three are too poor to leave like this, so I will send it to the holy monk .

Zhuang Fan saw that there was a fur inside, the fluff was thick and soft, and it was warm and soft to touch. It was not ordinary, and there were some grain and bedding. Zhuang Fan smiled heartily. I thought there was no Zizhu Forest, so I didn't bring it to him yesterday, so I entrusted such an old mountain god to come here.

Zhuang Fan would not be polite, so he asked Ao Yu to pack all the things, and took out the tiger skin that Wukong had beaten the day before, and wanted to give it to the temple Zhu: "Old man, this little monk came from a long way, and he has nothing long on him. This tiger skin is a little monk's skin." The apprentice called and peeled it with his own hands, don't be disgusted by the old man, just accept it! It will be cold in a few days, so you can make a mattress under your body."

The best furs are all there, what is the use of keeping this untanned tiger skin, it was covered in the luggage for a day, and yesterday it was spread on the ground for Wukong for a long time, it was either mud or dirt, it almost stinks.Moreover, it would take at least two or thirty days to get familiar with a skin. Just like the Bodhisattva has placed manpower monitoring all over the place, Tang Seng can't be allowed to stay for so long without moving, just to wait for a tiger skin.

Wukong and his master were in the same mind, he took the tiger skin from Zhuang Fan with a smile, threw it into the old man's arms, and said, "Keep it away! Don't be polite!"

The old mountain god was blindfolded by the tiger skin, blinded by the dust, and staggered by the stench. He frantically pulled the tiger skin off his face, only to find that the three masters and apprentices had already left the courtyard. He walked away without returning.

exasperating!Annoyed!Laoshan reappeared in high spirits, took away the phantom of the manor, grabbed a piece of dirty leather, and went back to Luojiashan to sue the Bodhisattva. He even forgot to mention to Tang Seng that he must work hard to travel westward and not slack off.

The three Zhuang Fan and his disciples did not look back, they walked quickly for half a mile, and stopped when they reached the top of a hillside. Looking back, the manor had disappeared, Zhuang Fan knew it well, and Wukong also He had already seen through Miao Zhuzhen's body, only Xiao Bailong was taken aback: "Could it be that he entered the den of the goblins!?"

This silly remark only made Wukong laugh upside down: "Which goblin is so generous, giving food and bedding!" A piece of broken tiger skin was given away.

Little Bailong blushed again in shame, scratched his face with his fingers, turned his head and asked Master: "Then this old man belongs to Gaha, Master?" An inexplicable smell of scum came out, and Zhuang Fan listened. Yes, very kindly.

It's a pity that the little white dragon has black hair neatly tied on the top of his head, and he is wearing a white jade crown, so it's not easy to rub it. Zhuang Fan secretly said, "It's a pity that this place has already arrived in the country of Xipanhami, but when the old man saw me As soon as he opened his mouth, he spoke authentic Chang'an official dialect, wouldn't it arouse suspicion, probably a little god sent by the Bodhisattva." Turning his head, he asked the monkey: "Wukong can see the origin of this person?"

Zhuang Fan has inherited his original accent, and he can't hear the Northeast flavor when he speaks, and he has never revealed his secrets.

Wukong took out the golden cudgel from his ears and carried it on his shoulders. He wore a cloak and looked murderous like a martial artist: "Looking at the short stature, I guess it is the mountain god of Luojia Mountain." land."

Xiao Bailong clapped his hands, and said cheerfully: "Yes, yes! That group of land, they are the tallest dwarfs!" He said again: "Brother's piercing eyes really live up to his reputation!"

Wukong looked at the envious look on his silly junior brother's face, snorted coldly, and ran to the front to explore the way, Zhuang Fan shook his head and sighed, or Ao Yu is a stupid kid who just pokes small scars on others, and doesn't think about his senior brother Where did the piercing eyes come from?

Patting Xiao Bailong on the shoulder, Zhuang Fan told the silly boy to put all his luggage into the bracelet of Shiba Zi, while he chased the big apprentice. Anyway, there was no one else in the barren mountains and wild mountains, so he walked briskly, There is no need to carry a suitcase and put on a show. The roads in the forest are rugged and leafy, and it is not very convenient to ride a horse. If you can care about the top and not the bottom, it is not as safe and convenient as the Eleventh Road.

Ao Yu quickly collected her luggage and trotted all the way to catch up with her master and senior brother. The three of them talked and laughed, but they didn't feel that the journey was boring.

After walking for half an hour, even though it was cold, Zhuang Fan was sweating on his forehead and panting slightly. Wukong saw him and asked, "Master, are you tired? Do you want to rest for a while?"

Ao Yu also leaned over: "Master, let me carry you away! Let's go faster!" His elder brother gave him a hard time, and retreated aggrievedly.

Zhuang Fan stood still and waved his hands: "Aren't you going to walk a hundred steps after dinner, and live to 99? It's okay to walk."

He stood there wiping his sweat with his sleeves, pulled up the hem of his clothes to fan himself, and looked up at the place where the trees were tall and deep, and the vegetation was quiet. It was late autumn, and the autumn wind was blowing, and the leaves were colorful.

Zhuang Fan turned to the monkey and said, "Wukong, we can't go down like this. It's going to be winter soon. Although the Bodhisattva gave some quilts, leather clothes and food, he didn't understand many things, and they didn't have everything ready. You Let's go to the sentinel to check and see where there are relatively large towns in the surrounding area. The three of us, the master and the apprentice, will go to replenish the equipment first, and then leave before it is too late! Besides, the master promised to let you go back to Huaguo Mountain to visit relatives. Go, now that you have your junior brother, you can rest assured to go for a few days! When you come back, the master has already bought something, so we can leave soon!"

The monkey leaned on the stick and groaned: "Master, the Bodhisattva is kind-hearted. He promised to help take care of him. He will definitely not break his promise."

Zhuang Fan smiled and said, "I'll let you settle down with Master before leaving, how about that?" It's obvious that he wants to return home, but he still wants to act like a baby, you little brat!

Ao Yu poked her head over again: "Eldest brother, don't worry! I will definitely take good care of Master, and keep you safe when you come back. You will not be missing a hair! You are still white and fat!"

If it weren't for the fact that the old dealer never advocated beating children, Xiao Bailong would definitely be able to enjoy what is called mixed doubles at this moment.

Wukong was refreshed after beating his junior brother, got up and packed his clothes, and was about to fly, Zhuang Fan called him over, and pulled the little white dragon over, and the two children stood side by side. He kept smacking his lips, and said to the monkey: "Wukong, you are now a Taiyi Sanxian, when will you be able to reborn and cultivate a fairy body?"

Wukong knew that the words of the land in the morning made Master worry, so he said with a smile: "Master, this disciple was conceived by a fairy stone. He was born as a monkey fetus. Even if he becomes a fairy and a Buddha in the future, I'm afraid he won't be able to get rid of the appearance of a monkey." .”

He leaned over again and leaned his head on Tang Seng's shoulder, winking and acting coquettishly: "Master, don't worry, look at junior brother, people will sigh when they see it. I think my old grandson also has a nickname, called the Monkey King. , Didn’t the master also praise the apprentice yesterday for being handsome?”

Zhuang Fan sighed, no matter how beautiful it is, it is also a monkey, but on second thought, on the way to the west, apart from the wilderness, barren mountains, wolves, tigers and leopards, the most common ones are goblins. Eat, after learning the scriptures, Wukong has also become a Buddha, who would dare to dislike him, he has been a mortal for a long time, and his brain is split!

I couldn't help laughing at myself, and stopped being entangled in this, and said to Wukong: "It's the master who made a picture, then you go, go and return quickly, even if there is no town, the border market is fine, don't run too far. "

The monkey promised: "My apprentice understands!" Yunfei flew away with a somersault on his body, and a voice came from a distance: "Ao Yu guards Master! If there is a mistake, I will come back and peel your skin!"

Ao Yu was so frightened that he trembled all over, and suddenly remembered what happened to his cousin, the Third Prince of the Dragon King of the East Sea, and his face turned pale with fright.

As soon as Xiao Bailong turned his head, Zhuang Fan took a look and said, drink!There were tears in those big eyes!He hurriedly comforted him: "Your senior brother is scaring you, what can master do, come on, take out a piece of the gold mine that the land gave you yesterday."

The things were packed in a mess, Xiao Bailong searched there for a long time, and poured out six or seven pieces of gold with a bang, and put them back in a hurry, Zhuang Fan thought, it seems that he has never done anything Housework, tidying up things is not organized at all, I have to teach myself slowly.

Zhuang Fan squatted down to get the piece of gold, and almost flicked his wrist when he was not paying attention, but a piece of gold the size of a human head hit the ground with a bang, making a hole in the ground. Not sinking?

Ao Yu said: "Master, don't move, let me come!" Leaning forward, he took the gold with one hand.

Zhuang Fan thought, okay, you are all strong men, and asked, "Can Ao Yu know how to refine gold?"

Ao Yu shook her head: "I haven't learned it before. Long likes jewelry, just the shiny ones, and has no preference for gold. But I can give it a try."

Zhuang Fan asked Ao Yu to take out a folded scripture book, stretched it twice to signal, and said: "After refining, just turn the gold into this."

Gold is made into the shape of folded book pages, called gold leaves, and four gold leaves are combined into one and two weights, which is convenient for carrying and trading. This is what Zhuang Fan learned from books, and he is now using it.

Ao Yu tried the heat several times, and in a short time, a book of gold leaves was ready. Ao Yu sprayed dragon's breath on it to cool it down, and showed it to the master in his hand, telling him to touch it with confidence.

Zhuang Fan looked at it, and couldn't laugh or cry, but it turned out that Ao Yu was so determined that he refined the gold into the appearance of the scripture book just now, and the words were not bad!

The author has something to say:

small theater:

1: Tang Seng has a sad face: the apprentice is still young, the child has a heart, and he doesn't know when he will grow up, alas.

Guanyin's indifferent face: Hmph, any age can be your grandpa, everyone is your living ancestor!Little fart!

Tang's monk was anxious: you don't slap people in the face when you hit them, and you don't expose your faults when you scold them. Why are you a Bodhisattva like this!

Avalokitesvara turned her head: Like to listen or not!go home!

2: Tang Seng wants to pour water to drink, Ao Yu rushes over: "Master, don't move, let me come!"

Tang Seng was about to reach out to turn the pages of the scriptures, Ao Yu leaned forward: "Master, don't move, let me come!"

Tang Seng was going to sleep and wanted to spread the quilt, Ao Yu stretched out his hand sharply: "Master, don't move, let me come!"

Zhuang Fan thought, "Could it be that my two apprentices are Zhu Wushuang's reincarnation?"