Tang Seng is a cook

Zhuang Fan opened the gold scripture book and looked at it carefully. The cover was thicker, the inner pages were uniform in thickness and size, the creases were neat, and the gold was shining brightly. Light, the reading experience is very good, such a good golden scripture book, who would be willing to tear it up and spend it for money!It is worth more than gold itself!

Zhuang Fan touched the cover of the scripture lovingly, and said to Xiao Bailong: "It's very good, keep this one, you can refine it a little more, and you can also refine it like this, but you don't need to leave writing on it, just a smooth surface, we are going to use it." Those who come for flowers will not be easy to use if they are engraved. Besides, they should not be too big or too heavy, one book has four pages, one or two is the standard, according to this standard.”

He raised his head and asked, "Do you know how heavy a tael is?"

Ao Yu readily agreed: "I know!", turned the golden scripture book in his hand twice and asked: "Master, then lose this one, or melt it and make it again?"

This prodigal child!If you are not in charge, you don't know how expensive firewood is!Zhuang Fan couldn't hold back, and slapped the silly apprentice on the back of the head: "Keep it well, don't lose it, break it, or get it dirty! Master is useful!" Can you make this silly boy more dexterous by taking two more shots?

Seeing that Master likes the scriptures she made, Ao Yu happily shook her head and put away the golden scriptures, and continued to make gold leaves there. After a while, there was a pile of them beside her, which is really a local tyrant.

Zhuang Fan coughed calmly every time a noble young man who was facing the wind in a jade tree showed a silly smile that he couldn't see at all, maybe he got used to it just by looking at it?

Wukong rose to the sky in a somersault, but he didn't dare to turn somersaults, because the master said, don't run too far, look around a few times, Xifan Kingdom is really not big, there is only a small city in the southeast.

In other directions, there are only a few small villages scattered, let alone the market, with a small population, a few acres of Susukida, to feed some farmers, and there is no proper road for transportation.

Wukong then flew to the city to see, the population was not large, the streets were few, and there were no temples. Fortunately, there was an inn to stay in. There were also rice shops, pharmacies, and cloth shops scattered around the city. You can walk through a city in half an afternoon.

Fortunately, the folk customs are very simple. Although the people are poorer, they don't show any distress on their faces. Most of the adults are working, and the young children who haven't entered school are playing and running on the street wantonly.

When Wukong was strolling in mid-air, he met a few fat cats lazily basking in the sun on the roof, and when he saw a monkey, he didn’t move, and ignored them with two meows, or lazily turned over to reveal his fat belly Come.

There is also a free-range dog, which is very energetic. It chased and ran for a long time, and was seen by a few children who were playing. They shouted "rhubarb" and "wangcai", then turned their heads and swung their tails Like Hot Wheels, I went to find the little master.

Wukong went to the inn to have a look, because this small town is not in a traffic hub, and there are no special products here, and there are not many large caravans passing by, so the inn is very simple.

Looked up and down, and saw people coming in and out, shouting loudly, how rude, it didn't look like a quiet place, the Great Sage was really not satisfied, and wanted to find a rich man in the city , to find a cleaner room for Master to stay overnight, after thinking about it, he didn't dare to make up his own mind for Master, so he turned the cloud and flew back to find Master.

It's rare that this place is very peaceful, Wukong is not here at the moment, and there are no wild animals and goblins to make troubles, Zhuang Fan doesn't wander around, just sits on the futon honestly, flipping through the scriptures and reading words to pass the time.

Ao Yu had already prepared a hundred volumes of gold leaves. Thinking of the purchasing power of gold at this time, Zhuang Fandian thought it was enough, so he sent him to play by himself.

After all, they are going west to learn Buddhist scriptures, not on a shopping outing. In public, they still have to maintain a hard and simple style.

Dress up resplendently like a nouveau riche, ostentatiously walk through the market, and go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?Zhuang Fan shook his body and shattered the picture in his mind. Forget it, he felt that his aesthetics was not the same as Buddha's.

However, if the golden leaves of the Tang Dynasty are taken back to modern times, I don’t know if they are considered antiques. If they are sold for money, how much delicious food can be bought!

Zhuang Fan, who had been a vegetarian for several days, was thinking about the "future", when suddenly he heard a roar in his stomach, he was hungry...

Tang Yudi sighed sadly: Alas, there is no oil or water in the food, a stomach full of carbohydrates and dietary fiber, and running around every day, can you not be hungry so fast!It is said that Yudi is white and fat, and he reckoned that if he went on like this, he would not be fat for a few days.

He rubbed his stomach, and he didn't know when the big apprentice would come back. The previous dry food had already been eaten, and now there was only food in the luggage, but here the forest is deep and the grass is lush, and it is dry autumn, so he dare not have a picnic here , in case sparks start a prairie fire and cause a wildfire, we can only count on God to rain these days.

Zhuang Fan glanced at the silly dragon standing on a tree branch not far away, maybe he should ask, can Ao Yu use clouds to spread rain?Well, I don't want it anymore, chatting on the road today, this child keeps silent whenever he mentions something related to the Dragon Palace, he should be more considerate as a master.

Zhuang Fan was thinking about it, when he heard Ao Yu yelling: "Brother~Brother~Brother, I'm here~~~~"

Zhuang Fan looked up and saw that the branches were swaying and falling leaves. The idiot was standing on the branch, waving his hands and shouting wildly. He lost his image at all.

As soon as Tang Yudi covered his face, he could see on the ground that the branch under Ao Yu's feet was broken!

Sure enough, there was only a "click" and a loud terrified scream, "Master, ah, ah, ah!"

Zhuang Fan broke out in a cold sweat, Huo got up and looked over, saw Ao Yu straight face straight down and fell, he was so startled that he dropped the book in his hand, and ran away, fortunately, within two steps, he saw Ao Yu again. Wukong slammed down abruptly, and lifted Ao Yu up by the collar, but fortunately he didn't let the little white dragon face the ground, and then he stuffed a beating heart back into his stomach.

Still in shock, Zhuang Fan was about to die of rage, and he was also convinced that his apprentice was so stupid!What are you shouting for!Can't fly!It's useless to call Master a fart!Is the master teleporting over to use it as a meat pad for you!

When the eldest apprentice brought the second apprentice to him like a kitten, Zhuang Fan couldn't help but smacked the back of Ao Yu's head several times: "I made you mischievous! You're so good, jumping around on the tree, what are you doing?" I don’t know how many hundreds of catties! What if I’m injured! Not to mention anything else, what if I hurt my eyes! There are so many dead branches and rotten roots on the ground!”

Aoyu bowed his head listlessly and let the master take care of him, and choked a few times with grievances: "Don't dare to do it next time!" He was in a hurry and forgot to fly... besides, he was as heavy as a few hundred catties...

Zhuang Fan glared at him: "If you do it again, you should tell your elder brother to watch you face the ground!"

The monkey grinned and leaned over: "Master, don't worry, the child is disobedient, most likely he deserves a beating, just give him a few more beatings. Don't bother the master to do it, wait for the apprentice to do it for you in the evening, let the junior eat fried pork with bamboo shoots, what do you think?"

Ao Yu was about to protest, but the monkey's eyes were sharp and his hands were quick, and he reached out his hand to block Xiao Bailong's mouth, and pinched him under the nest, Ao Yu reached out to tickle the monkey, and the two brothers laughed and laughed, making Zhuang Fan amused again and again. Angry and funny.

Alas, if I can go back, it would be nice to be a male kindergarten teacher, Zhuang Fan thought to himself.

When the disciples had had enough trouble, Zhuang Fan asked, "Wukong, how is the investigation going?"

A small wild flower was planted on the monkey's head by the younger brother, and he jumped over: "Master, I looked around, and there is only a small town in the southeast. Can you buy all of them? If you want to go to a big town, you have to go hundreds of miles away."

Zhuang Fan said: "It's okay, we don't live at home, just a small town. Buy as much as you want, buy as little as you want, and buy as little as you want." Then he asked, "Is it far away?"

Wukong scratched the back of his head and said, "It's not far, it's only fifty or sixty miles away, but there are four or five hills in between, so it's a little harder to climb."

Zhuang Fan choked, fifty miles was not far away, and the quick march would only take four or five miles in an hour, and he had to climb a mountain...

Zhuang Fan was worrying about the difficulty of the road, when suddenly a horse's head came over and bit his clothes: "Master, ride me! Fifty miles away, my apprentice started running, and we will be there in a while!"

Zhuang Fan wondered in his heart, he thought that when Ao Yu became a white dragon horse, his foot strength was no different from that of an ordinary horse, but his physical strength was stronger and his courage was greater, so he would not be frightened by tigers and other wild animals and Bi Mawen, the great sage. Just get down.

Since the white dragon horse is so fast, why did it take 14 years to go west?Is Tang Seng passive and sabotage?Is the white dragon horse deliberately delaying?Or did the three apprentices who explored the road deliberately take a long way?

But he didn't allow him to think too much, his stomach growled again, Zhuang Fan sighed, and patted the horse's head: "Where's the saddle? Where's the rein?"

Xiao Bailong had no choice but to become a human again, counting beads to find things, Wukong was impatient, patted the back of Aoyu's hand, took the eighteen-zi bracelet, poured it all out, and picked out the burden given by Guanyin, and so on Put it back as it is.

Zhuang Fan hurriedly stopped: "Bring it to me!" He figured it out, neither of the two apprentices did housework before!They are all young masters!

There are not many big pieces of luggage. Most of the time when he did not meet Wukong before, Tang Seng lost almost all of them. Only the two bags that Taibaijinxing saved for him were left. The purple gold alms bowl and some old monk's robes and some odds and ends.

What was left was the rice grains from Boqin's family, some parcels from the land in the Lici Society, the box of pills, the cassocks that Zhuang Fan put away, the gold-topped Pilu hat and nine-ring staff, and A few pieces of gold and a thick dozen of gold leaf.

Zhuang Fan was quick to classify the various items: they are just documents, scriptures, food pills, quilts and clothes, money and daily necessities. Although there are many, each item is divided, and there is not even a bottom for a bead. Full, eighteen beads and eighteen spaces, Zhuang Fan asked Wukong to poke him on the belly of his finger, squeezed blood onto the six drops of beads, and packed the things in different categories.

Zhuang Fan thought for a while, and removed the other twelve unused beads. One of the apprentices divided six of them, and took out gold leaves, divided them into two dozen, and said, "Take these by yourself, and go into the city. , Buy what you like later. Put the beads on your body and put some sundries.”

Wukong and Aoyu looked at each other deeply, without saying a word, they honestly stretched out their hands to take it, and put it down close to each other cherishingly.

Zhuang Fan emptied one of the cages given by the land, slipped it out, packed some monk's clothes and thin quilts, and threw in the certificate of customs clearance, a few thinner scriptures and the gold scripture, and told Ao Yu to turn into a white one. Long horses, equipped with saddles, hang the suitcases on them, and walk in the rivers and lakes, how can they have no luggage.

Holding a nine-ringed tin stick in his hand, he got on his horse, feeling a little majestic and murderous, but he laughed at the monkey: "Wukong, is he handsome for the teacher!?"

The monkey gave a thumbs up: "You are so handsome!"

The author has something to say:

small theater:

It was Bajie who entered the venue early again: Senior Brother, you, Master and Second Senior Brother are all silver from the same place?

The monkey shook his head: I think it's beautiful!no!

Bajie with a curious face: Then when you talk, why do you sometimes sound the same?

The monkey sighed: Oh, you idiot, you don't know, the northeast accent is contagious!Oh, didn't you realize that you also speak Northeast dialect now?

Bajie: —. —Looking at Master with a sad face

Master pretended not to listen, and chanted sutras in a low voice: Ask for collections, comments, nutrition solutions, various types, collections, comments, nutrition solutions, collections, comments, nutrition solutions, collections, comments, nutrition solutions beg……