Tang Seng is a cook

The three masters and apprentices hurried all the way, and the little white dragon strode forward with all four hooves, as expected, the wind was flying like lightning, and the cold wind hit his face, biting his bones tightly.

Zhuang Fan held the rein in one hand and the nine-tin ring stick in the other. He looked handsome, and he couldn't pull his sleeves to cover his face. This blow was more serious than last time, and he felt his face cracked after a while.

Fortunately, when I came to the city not long ago, I saw a dilapidated city gate from a distance. The words inlaid on the door were almost lost, and I couldn't make out which two words it was.Zhuang Fan glanced at it, but he couldn't recognize the traditional characters at all, and he didn't recognize the one missing arms and legs. The stick got off the horse's back.

Wukong came to help him: "Master, why did you get off the horse? This place is far from the city gate, let's just go straight in." Could it be that the younger brother bumped his ass?

Zhuang Fan said: "Don't be in a hurry, let's face unfamiliar, and walk slowly, don't let the city gate officials become villains."

Here is a small town in the wilderness, a fast horse gallops suddenly, and Wukong is dressed as a warrior. At first glance, he is not an ordinary person. Wouldn't it cause panic?They will probably stay here for a few more days, so it's better to keep a low profile.

Wukong has always had a wild temper, and he believes in the law of whoever refuses to be subdued. He has been suppressed for 500 years at the foot of the mountain, but his temper has not been tempered.

Therefore, Monkey didn't take Master's words seriously at first, but Master treated him with enthusiasm these two days, which can be said to be heart-pounding. , the city gate is right in front of us, and the sky is very early at this time, so we follow Tang Seng to dawdle.

The sky is big and the earth is big, but his master is the biggest!

Zhuang Fan scratched the dust on his body, touched his head, he hadn't shaved his head for several days, and there were some hard stubbles growing out, mixed with dust and sludge, he could rub off mud balls like Jigong. Calling Wukong exhausted once, he used clean water to wash his face these days.

This face is dusty, and the clothes are gray, which is probably far from the image of Tang Monk in the TV series. After entering the city, it probably won't cause spectators and sensations. Zhuang Fan hasn't looked in the mirror these days, and he doesn't know himself. What does he look like? Thinking of this, he turned his head and asked the monkey: "Wukong, how do you look like a teacher?"

Now the monkey is stupid to ask, the two words "handsome or not" and "old handsome" were learned by the great sage from his master on the road in the morning. How does this look?How should I answer this question?

The monkey rubbed the back of its head, looked blank, and asked uncertainly, "Like a monk?"

Zhuang Fan's nose was almost crooked in anger, and Bai Longma was also laughing with his mouth wide open beside him. The furious Monkey Sun slapped his ass hard, and Ao Yu was so angry that he stretched out his mouth to bite him.

The three masters and apprentices talked and laughed, and came straight to the city gate.

As I said before, this small town is remote, and I haven't seen a stranger for ten days and a half months, and today it seems normal, there are only three or two people on duty in front of the gate, a gatekeeper, and a few subordinates.

The gatekeeper was huddling in the lee, with his sleeves and hands tucked into his neck, yawning boredly, when he suddenly saw a monk in a shabby green robe walking slowly in the distance.Although the clothes are shabby, he holds his head up high, walks calmly, and has an extraordinary bearing. He holds a nine-tin ring staff and leads a very handsome white horse. The saddle on the horse is very colorful. When the sun shines, it is golden. Everything.

Half a step behind the monk was an attendant, wearing a purple gold crown with phoenix wings on his head, wearing a golden armor with locks, a pair of cloud shoes walking on lotus root silk, and holding a black iron golden cudgel in his hand, which looked majestic. Murderous, looking at it, the city gate officer couldn't help but shuddered, and he avoided his eyes and dared not look again.

After sizing up the two of them, the two of them had already come to the front. The city gate officials were well-informed. Even if Tang Priest was not well dressed, he didn't dare to offend him. I don't know where the eminent monk came from?"

Seeing that the other party was so polite, Zhuang Fan couldn't help being startled, and thought to himself, "Could it be that I've cultivated into the appearance of an eminent monk?"Little do they know that people should be respected first and then people. This has always been the case since ancient times.

It is a must to come to Guankou once, and Nai Heshi said: "The poor monk is a monk who was sent by the imperial envoy of the Tang Dynasty to worship the Buddha in the west to seek scriptures. He passed by the precious land and planned to go to the city to repair."

He took the monkey out from behind again: "This is the great disciple of the poor monk, and there is another disciple who has gone to work and will arrive later." If Zhuang Fan didn't want Xiao Bailong to live in the stable at night, he would naturally ask him Said clearly.

Hearing this, Xiao Bailong was so happy that he couldn't help shaking his head, flicked his tail, and hooked Wukong to slap his ass.

The city gate official's eyes widened when he heard the word "Da Tang". He also heard that he went to the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. He is so heroic!" The monkey laughed to himself, and couldn't help making a face, but the city gate officer was not afraid of him, so he greeted the two of them into the city with a smile.

When parting, he said again: "I don't know if the master and disciple of the holy monk have any acquaintances in the city? Where will they stay?"

Zhuang Fan quickly said: "When I first arrived in Guibao Land, I don't have any acquaintances. If I don't have a temple order, I just need to find an inn. If you are a monk, you are away from home. Everything is simple." Hearing this, the city gate officer pointed out the direction of the inn, and Zhuang Fan himself Yes thank you.

After two minutes of leaving, the city gate officer thought to himself: "There are no temples, but the inns in the city are all lived by coolies. They are dilapidated, dirty and smelly. How can they be the place where holy monks and other pure people live!"

He pondered again: "It's rare that the Tang Dynasty monk passed by this city on his way to learn Buddhist scriptures. This is a great honor! It's time to inform the city lord and ask the city lord to entertain the holy monk!"

The more I thought about it, the more I felt it made sense, so I called two idlers who were running errands at the gate of the city, gave him a few copper coins, and told them to follow Tang Seng and his disciples to guard them, mainly to watch these The place where the master and the apprentice stayed, there is no need to do anything else, these two idlers were born and raised, and there is no one they don't know in the city, so ask them to follow, lest some rogues who don't have long eyes bump into the two saints and monks.

The city gate official felt that his eyesight was not bad, the holy monk looked weak and spoke kindly, but his great apprentice held a black iron golden cudgel, he was not a vegetarian.

He also called another soldier on guard and told him to run quickly to the city lord to report the letter, only to see what the city lord would do if he got the letter. He was just a small city gate official, and although he was related to the city lord, he could not be the lord of the city lord. .

But it is said that the owner of this small city is an unsatisfactory official under the lord of the Hami Kingdom of Saipan. He offended a powerful minister in the court, was driven out of the capital, and was sent to guard this city for many years.

This person is of mediocre ability. He has ruled for many years, and he has no great achievements or faults. But the most commendable thing is that he can restrain his subordinates. He neither corrupts the law nor extorts money. Therefore, although the people under the rule live in poverty, most of them can be regarded as living and working in peace and contentment.

The soldier was sent to report to the city lord's mansion, just in time for today's Muxiu, the city lord was changing into old clothes, carrying a basket to pick grapes under the grape arbor, this year the temperature difference between day and night is big, the grapes are very sweet, the old city lord picked the grapes while carrying the grapes on his back. The old wife secretly ate a few, and couldn't help but feel happy.

Zheng Huan, who was stealing food, pushed the door open and barged in with a bang: "San San San Shu! San Shu! It's a big deal!"

Frightened for a moment, the old city lord accidentally tripped over a grape root and fell to the ground, sprained his feet and squatted down on his buttocks, and suddenly screamed.

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Zhuang Fan said to the monkey: "Wu Kong, the master accepted you as an apprentice, but it was just a false name. I am a monk who can only read scriptures, what skills can I teach you? I need you to protect me on this journey westward." I will protect me. How about this, since you have the status of master and apprentice, the master will teach you a single class, what do you think?"

Wukong, who didn't understand, said considerately: "What the master says is what it is!"

So, the first lesson: how to correct posture.

The next day, the great sage had a sore back, a sore back, and cramps in his legs, but he walked out the door with his chest up, his head up and his legs open, walking like a dragon and a tiger, with a dignified appearance!

Xiao Bailong's eyes lit up: "Wow, brother, why are you so handsome today?"

The monkey blushed: "Hmph, my old grandson is so handsome every day!"

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