Tang Seng is a cook

However, the little god who protects the law first sent the little demon in Doujin Cave to Huangfeng Cave, and handed it over to Sha Wujing, the demon king there, to arrange it. As long as everything is in order, and the little demons have not committed any crimes against the mortal Qiu at the foot of the mountain, that's all, and turn around to look for the Great Sage.

Probably because the Great Sage told them to take good care of these little demons before leaving, but a mortal old lady appeared in the goblin's den, and the matter was not done well, so the little god felt that he had to say hello to the Great Sage.

The little guardian god used the technique of shrinking the ground, and caught up with Tang Monk and his disciples in an instant. From a distance, he saw that the master and his disciples were leading the brown mortal horse, climbing a nameless mountain with dense trees and strange rocks. mountain.

It would be fine if the roads were all plains, Zhuang Fan didn’t have to walk on his own, and asked his disciples to carry them. After a day, his body was only stiff now, not too tired, but if he encountered a mountain, Zhuang Fan could only get off his horse and climb up by himself One climbed.

The mountain road is difficult, and after half a day, the hands, feet, arms and legs are not his own. Even if the old saying goes that going up the mountain is easy, he climbed to the top of the mountain with the sun all the way, and Zhuang Fan was exhausted.

He wiped his sweat, stood on the ridge, and looked down with the mountain wind blowing. He didn't feel refreshed at all, but felt dizzy!

Looking down, you can see the tops of the trees under your feet. The wind blows the forest, and the waves undulate. It feels like you will be swept away by the waves of the trees in the next second!

Zhuang Fan glanced down, flustered, and hurriedly greeted everyone: "No, Master is tired. Please accompany Master to catch your breath, drink some water, and rest before you go!"

After hearing this, Bajie took out a few futons from the storage beads and threw them on the ground, saying: "Master, sit down for a while, don't rush to drink water, your stomach hurts."

When climbing the mountain, Wu Wang turned into a human form and followed him up the mountain. Seeing that the master was about to rest, he quickly brought clear water and handed it to Zhuang Fan. Zhuang Fan took it, rubbed his apprentice's bald head, and agreed again. With a sound, Bajie bent over and sat down, slumped on the futon, panting heavily.

At this time, Wu You limped over, threw himself into his arms, and moaned, "Daddy, my feet hurt!"

Zhuang Fan put down the water bottle and asked, "Where does it hurt? But you've been walking a lot? Look, Dad!"

Holding his son on his lap and taking off his little shoes, Zhuang Fan deliberately pinched his nose and said in shame, "Smelly!"

Wuyou took it seriously, frowned, put his foot in front of his nose, sniffed it carefully, and said seriously: "Father, it's not me that stinks!"

While talking, he looked at Wu Wang who was at the side with his eyes, the meaning was very obvious.

Wu Wang squinted his eyes, didn't argue, grabbed a grass stalk and scratched his face, Wu You lifted his legs up and hugged them, rolled them into a ball, and shrank into his father's arms, unable to come out.

Zhuang Fan was startled by his son's posture, fearing that he would stretch his tendons, he hurriedly said: "Put it down quickly, look at the tense muscles, where does it hurt?"

Wuyou held both feet, also very strange, said: "I feel pain in the soles of my feet, and I dare not walk anymore!"

Zhuang Fan straightened Wu You, took off the socks on his feet, and looked carefully, there were two big blood blisters on the soles of his feet, one left and one right, he couldn't help being surprised.

Hurriedly calling Wukong over, he said, "Make an embroidery needle for Master!"

Wukong didn't understand, so he changed his words, and according to his master's instructions, he burned it with fire, and then handed it over.

Zhuang Fan took it over, held Wuyou's foot, stabbed it lightly twice, let out the blood, wiped it with a clean handkerchief, and said to his son: "Don't wear the socks, don't go away by yourself later, Tell the senior brothers to carry you down in turn." Return the embroidery needle to the monkey and tell him to burn it and take it away.

Wu Wang called the master's agile strength and shivered in fright. Wu You didn't look at Zhuang Fan's injection, but he didn't feel anything. He moved his feet curiously and saw that the two big blisters just now had deflated. .

Wu Wang was beside him and said cheerfully: "Little brother, wait for the brother to carry you first!"

Wuyou scratched his head, not daring to make the second senior brother angry anymore, so he agreed.

Zhuang Fan wondered in his heart, although Wuyou is the incarnation of lotus root, but he has achieved success in cultivation, how could he wear his feet like ordinary people because of walking a lot?

Just thinking about it, I saw the red leaves floating in the sky at a glance, my eyes lit up, and I waved to him.

Hongye brought Hongbai to the ground, and happily came over: "Master, what's the matter?"

Hong Haier also waved at him and shouted, "Grandpa~"

Hearing these two names, Zhuang Fan felt very toothache, but there was nothing he could do about it. He squeezed Honghai'er's little hand, and asked Hongye, "Wuyou suddenly worn out his foot. Show him why it's so sudden. Thin-skinned? What does it matter?"

Hongye rubbed her chin, looked at Wuyou twice, Wuyou was ignorant, he was still tossing his two legs on the futon, almost turning himself into a twist.

Hongye said: "Conceiving is the hardest thing in the world, not to mention that it is even more difficult for him to raise two children in one body at a young age. Wu You hasn't practiced recently, and all his energy and energy are provided for that With two dolls, the body is naturally weaker, which is also normal."

Zhuang Fan said worriedly: "Is there any good way to solve it? It won't work if it goes on like this."

Hongye shook her head and said, "Unless the gestation is stopped at this time, there is no other way."

After hearing this, Zhuang Fan knew that it was impossible, and asked again: "How long will Wuyou be like this? It won't be like this for ten years, right?"

Hongye said: "It stands to reason that it should be weaker, but such a weak state will not last long. Isn't that the two dolls swallowed the dragon balls a few days ago? In order to digest and absorb them well, the two small ones will naturally consume a lot of energy." After a while, after all the Dragon Balls have been refined and conceived normally, Wuyou won't have to work so hard."

He rubbed his chin again, and said: "Although it is impossible to compare with the state of Wuyou's heyday, it is still possible to maintain six or seven percent of his skill."

Zhuang Fan heard that he didn't understand a lot, and he didn't understand many things. After asking for a long time, he finally felt uneasy, and entrusted Wuyou to Hongye, and asked him to take the red boy Wuyou to fly together.

Hongye naturally agreed, and said with a big bag: "Uncle Master, don't worry, my green leaf has its own enchantment. Sitting on it will not be blown by the wind or rain, and it will be very stable. If you are sleepy, you can sleep. You Do you want to try it too?"

Zhuang Fan yearned for it and refused very firmly.

The master and elder brother were chatting, Wu Kong saw that the younger brother was fine, so he looked around and saw the little dharma protector hiding in the dark, winked at him, and called him to come over.

Wukong then said to Bajie, "It's convenient for me to go, just watch over."

Bajie was staring blankly, and when he heard what the elder brother said, he said casually: "Eldest brother, go and come back, I want to go too!"

Wukong didn't know why the little god called him, so he said: "Go yourself, don't wait for me." He pulled away and left.

When the two met, the little dharma protector told all about the little demon in the golden cave. The great sage heard it and praised: "I never thought that this big dog would be a loyal protector! He is very filial even after becoming a human. I didn't learn to be 'wolf-hearted and dog-lung'. It's not bad."

The little Dharma protector said: "It's just that they are a group of little demons, their bodies are weak, they are not very old, they don't have much magic power, they live in that cave with an old lady, they have no food and clothing, they are very pitiful, what should they do?" ?”

Wukong smacked his lips and felt that he couldn't let it go, but he didn't have any idea, should he go to the South China Sea to pray to the Bodhisattva?

After thinking about it, the great sage thought it was a good idea, so he said to the little Dharma protector, "I'll discuss it with my master, and try to find a suitable backer for them, Dharma protector, wait a moment."

Hearing this, the little dharma protector also had a happy expression on his face, and said: "Thank you!" He clasped his fists and saluted, and disappeared.

The Great Sage went back to his master, and came over to whisper to his master.

Zhuang Fan was sitting and drinking water, staring at the ravines in front of him in a daze, he didn't know where they had gone, there were either mountains or valleys in front of him, there was a good road to go in these few days.

Wukong then said: "Master, this disciple wants to go to the South China Sea, how about we camp on the mountain first?"

Now that Wuwang is the "faucet", they don't have to live by the water.

Zhuang Fan turned his head and said, "But something is wrong?"

Wukong nodded, hummed, and then told about those little demons.

Zhuang Fan nodded and said, "It is said that the dog is sincere, and it is true. It's just that it is useless to ask the Bodhisattva for this matter. You might as well ask the Jade Emperor."

Wukong looked dazed, and said: "I begged the Bodhisattva, the Bodhisattva can give these little monsters some care, but I begged the Jade Emperor, but it is useful, that muddy body, transferred to some shabby official positions, and used some gold books to bluff people."

Zhuang Fan said: "I just want his golden book. There is a saying that it is better to teach people to fish than to teach them to fish. Even if the Bodhisattva shines every day, he just gives them some money to eat and drink, so that they will not be harassed and bullied by others. , isn’t this little demon still unable to stand up?”

Wukong didn't understand the twists and turns here, so he asked: "Then what's the use of taking the Jade Emperor's golden book?"

Zhuang Fan smiled treacherously, and said: "With the golden booklet, you have the seal of the Jade Emperor. Isn't this tiger skin better than the invisible care of a Bodhisattva? Whether they are going to heaven or just being a little god in the local area , accepting incense, you can also rely on this practice. When you become stronger, isn't it better than being supported by others to walk?"

The monkey was a little dizzy and asked, "Then what kind of priesthood should I ask them for?"

Zhuang Fan raised his head to think about it, and said: "Anyway, let's not think about those with real power. Well...the mother-in-law is kind, and she takes pity on the weak and weak creatures. Right? Then Ah Huang protector is sincere and filial, and it is okay to be a dog god, but the master is talking nonsense, so it depends on the Jade Emperor's will. Whatever he gives, we will follow it."

Monkey rubbed his chin, understood a little, nodded and said: "Master is right, then you lead your junior to wait here for a while, and you will come back when you go!"

Zhuang Fan grabbed the impatient monkey and said, "Go to Heaven, do you know how to talk to the Jade Emperor?"

The monkey smiled and said: "Master, don't worry, what I have remembered is that you should be neither humble nor overbearing, be polite; stick to the bottom line, let him fart; talk as sweet as honey, beg for help to the end, am I right?"

Zhuang Fan let out a chuckle, said "Join!" and let him go.

Wukong called the little Dharma protector together, soared through the clouds and drove straight to the Nantian Gate. The heavenly soldiers and generals who guarded the gate saw them, and they all gathered around to talk, and said, "I haven't seen the Great Sage for a long time. After I heard that you were out of trouble, I will keep that Tang Monk there." I have gone to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, how come I have time to come here today? Is there something to do?"

The monkey learned to be good, and he didn't rush in. Shi Shiran clasped his fists and said, "I haven't seen you brothers for a long time, it's good to see! My old grandson came today to see that the Jade Emperor has something to do, but I need to wait here. Which brother, please run an errand and ask me if I can get in or not?"

Those few listened, and they were taken aback, thinking that this monkey is yin and yang, and they don't know what's wrong with it?

Anyone who dared to stop him stepped out of the way, saying: "The great sage is here, it's the same as going home, go on his own! Your Majesty probably already knows you are coming, and is waiting for you!"

One was more attentive, leaned over and said in a low voice: "That one," moving his chin to the west, "is there too, great sage, be careful!"

The monkey rolled his eyes: "Oh? Thank you, brother, for reminding me! I know it in my heart!"

But he resigned from everyone and went straight to Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor and the Tathagata really knew that the monkey was coming, and the Tathagata said, "It's your luck again!"

The Jade Emperor said with a cold face: "What little patron saint, dog god, your apprentice can talk nonsense, don't give it!" He said so, but his eyes were full of pride and joy.

Tathagata ignored him, and said to the boy below: "Go, get some peaches, and stop that monkey's mouth later!"

The little boy glanced at the Jade Emperor, saw the Jade Emperor waving his hand, and quickly ran away. When he arrived at the door, he met the Great Sage. He shrank in fright and said tremblingly: "Great Sage, please come in. The Jade Emperor is waiting for you." !"

Seeing that the Taoist boy was very respectful and polite, the monkey couldn't help being surprised. He said thank you, but didn't say much, and walked in steadily. Wait a while outside.

When he got to the palace, Wukong didn't even raise his head, he clasped his fists and said, "I've seen Your Majesty!"

The Jade Emperor wondered: "You little monkey, why are you so polite today?"

Knowing in the water mirror that the monkey followed the current Sanzang, he has a much better temper, but it was not as shocking as meeting him face to face.

Monkey said honestly: "My master taught me a word, so that many people will not be surprised by the courtesy. Today, I have a request from His Majesty, so how dare I act presumptuously?"

The Jade Emperor Tathagata heard this, looked at each other, couldn't help laughing, and the Jade Emperor said: "Okay, you'd better be at ease, or I'll be awkward looking at it! Come on, what's the matter?"

As soon as the monkey looked up, seeing that the Tathagata was really there, he said slowly, "I don't know that the Buddha is here, so don't blame it, I have seen the Buddha!"

The Tathagata smiled and said, "Your grandson, you have finally made some progress!"

The monkey jumped up to Tathagata's desk, poked the Buddha beads in his hand, and said angrily, "You old man, you can always praise others when you praise them, why do you insist on scolding me?"

Tathagata said, "Oh? This is a great injustice. I'll just blame you. Just say it. Why should I scold you?"

Wukong said: "Didn't you call me a grandson?"

Tathagata laughed and said: "This seniority is correct, your master Jin Chanzi is my second apprentice, and now you are his first apprentice, shouldn't you be my grandson?"

Wukong blinked and said: "Buddha, don't talk nonsense. My master is an ordinary person. He has lived to be twenty years old. How can he be your apprentice? Let's not talk about it, let's discuss it separately!"

Thinking about the fact that Big Brother Hongye is shamelessly calling his master Master Uncle and getting a grandson for his master, Monkey feels that it is better not to talk about relatives, otherwise the relationship will be too chaotic in the future, and it will be awkward for everyone to meet.

The Tathagata was rejected very decisively by the monkey, and he was not angry, he said cheerfully: "It's okay, if you don't be my disciple, then you will be my disciple, so speaking of it, you will have thousands of generations of grandchildren!"

The monkey rolled his eyes, his brain was about to come out, he waved his hands, ignored him, and jumped to the side of the Jade Emperor, who was watching the show, and said: "Your Majesty, my old grandson sincerely begs you to do something today! Can you Do you want a personal gift?"

The Jade Emperor quickly shook his head and said: "Who dares to accept your gift? Besides, there are things in this world that I have never experienced or seen before, so I will be so greedy that I will be greedy for things from you, a little kid, don't you?" If you want to talk nonsense, if you have something to talk about, if you have nothing to do, go back and hurry!"

After hearing this, Wukong said with a smile: "The people under His Majesty's subordinates know this matter best. Why don't you call him in and ask him to tell you?"

The Jade Emperor pretended to be serious, frowned and said with a stern face: "But the work is not good! Pull down the stick!"

The monkey was so bluffed that he quickly covered his mouth and said, "Come on, let me call your majesty the ancestors, but you can do good deeds for my old grandson! It turned out that the Dharma protector was kind-hearted and soft-hearted, and he took care of himself. How can you do that?" As soon as the upper lip touches the lower lip, you will be beaten and punished, if this is the case, it will be the crime of my grandson!"

Hearing this, the Jade Emperor was delighted, and asked again with a straight face: "Oh? Then, my subordinates, can I do things well? Is my character okay?"

Monkey raised his thumb and said, "Not only that, good official! You are indeed a priest brought out by His Majesty!"

The Jade Emperor smiled, grinned from cheek to molar, squinted his eyes and said, "If that's the case, then I can rest assured."

With a wave of his hand, he said, "Let him come in!"

Since the warrior in front of the temple went to summon him, the little dharma protector came in, and after saluting, he explained the matter and then withdrew. The monkey's face is on.

After hearing about those little monsters, the Jade Emperor stroked his beard, pondered for a while and said, "Wukong, what do you want?"

The monkey smiled and said: "The gods in this world are all under the command of His Majesty. I will beg two small officials to do things for the old woman and the yellow dog, so as to protect those little goblins. I don't know what your Majesty will do? Anyway, in the end , they all want to recite His Majesty's merit!"

When the Jade Emperor heard the word "merit", his heart was full of joy, his face remained calm, he deliberately frowned and thought for a while before he said: "This position of immortal has been determined since it was conferred as a deity, so I don't want to confer it rashly. Can't say it, can't say it!"

The monkey said: "It's okay. Last time I heard that old man Taibai, when he sealed his daughter's temple, he said that if he has the heart of guarding and the meaning of protecting, if the creature he protects responds, he can become a god? That old woman Guarding a group of birds, cats and dogs, loving and caring for her, until she herself is not good enough, those little beasts are reborn and transformed into human beings in order to take care of her. Can it be done?"

Tathagata also said: "Wukong's words are reasonable. Thinking about those people with hair and scales, when the world was first created, they were the darlings of the heavens. Not to mention their own strength, it is so difficult to become immortals and attain the Tao. But now the human race Daxing, they have lost their luck, and it will be very difficult to transform people, and it is a first-class anecdote to gather so many small beasts who transform people around this mother-in-law!"

Wukong grabbed two peaches from the plate served by the boy, and gave one to the Buddha and the other to the Jade Emperor, saying: "It's right, eat the peaches, eat the peaches!"

The Jade Emperor couldn't laugh or cry, nodded at him and said, "Eat yours! When you come to me, you still take my things as favors!"

In the end, he took the peach and gnawed it, and almost lost his teeth. The boy hurriedly said tremblingly: "Your Majesty, I picked too many peaches before, and now I'm not very familiar with them. These few are popular!"

After hearing this, the Jade Emperor stared at the monkey, and said, "It's not all because of you. You took a whole garden of peaches and ate them all! I haven't recovered yet!"

The monkey blushed, scratched the back of his head, and said, "It's a big deal, when my master arrives in Xitian, my old grandson's errands are over, and I'll just show your majesty the garden and plant peaches to make amends!"

The Jade Emperor waved his hands in panic and said, "You can pull it down!"

The monkey blinked and said, "The Jade Emperor doesn't want it, so I'll just keep away!"

The Jade Emperor laughed angrily, ignored him, and said to the samurai in front of the palace, "Call Jin Xing!"

Not long after Jin Xing came, he saluted and said, "I don't know your Majesty's call, what is your order?"

The Jade Emperor said, "Now there is a mother-in-law in the lower realm who is kind-hearted and good at raising clever beasts. Now that she is blind, she is so moved that she asks the little beasts she guards to transform into human beings to serve and take care of her! Such kind deeds must be rewarded." , I will write a letter, you will take this monkey and the guardian outside the door, go to the lower realm to issue an order, settle the mother-in-law well for her old age, and when she dies, she will return to the god's throne. From then on, Si Priesthood, to protect the world's clever beasts."

Jin Xing said: "Your servant obeys the order!"

The Jade Emperor wrote the gold scroll, used the jade seal, handed it to Jin Xing, and said to the monkey: "These green peaches are all for you! Take them away!"

The monkey smiled and said, "It's not kind, it's not kind! Send someone with a green peach!"

At this time, the Jade Emperor was in a good mood, and he was more willing to pamper the monkey, so he said, "What else do you want? Tell me!"

The monkey said: "Don't! I'm panicking after taking your things! I'm in a hurry to go back to find Master, so I'm leaving now!"

Saying goodbye to the Jade Emperor and Tathagata, pulled Venus, went out to pull up the little Dharma protector, and the three of them left the Nantian Gate and went to the lower realm.

Tathagata looked at the Jade Emperor's face flushed with joy, and had to admit that he was a little bit jealous, and said, "I don't know how many little gods I, my disciple and grandson, can make for you along the way!"

Afterwards, he sighed a long time and said, "I, Lingshan, have worked so hard to make a big wedding dress for you!"

The Jade Emperor poohed him and said, "I want to marry, who dares to marry?"

Tathagata said angrily: "If you dare to marry, I, Lingshan, will dare to marry you!"

The two stared at each other, snorted coldly, turned their heads and ignored each other!