Tang Seng is a cook

It's actually very boring to rush on the road every day. After a whole day, he is tired and exhausted. Zhuang Fan has been very worried about the mental state of the children.

Immortals also have time to take a nap, won't immortals be tired?

So seeing them now would still laugh heartily because of little things, even if he was being laughed at, Zhuang Fan was very happy and relaxed.

The last time he was languishing outside the city of Chechi, he was just suddenly stunned by the rumors, and he couldn't save face. Afterwards, he played poker with Wukong until he was flying.

As for the image, how can a mortal who knows nothing have any face in front of children who are all gods and spirits?

Let him go!

Later, Zhuang Fan also let go, and didn't bother to use sunscreen any more. He let himself be exposed to the sun every day, making his face, which was white and clean when he set off from Chang'an, look like an African.

In addition to running around every day, the body fat is getting less and less, and the muscles are getting thicker. Occasionally, Zhuang Fan rolls up his sleeves and takes a look, tsk tsk, he is very fit!

So he couldn't help but sigh with Houzi once, "It is said that Monk Tang is handsome and dignified, but now it seems that Master is more suitable for the word 'strong'.

Houzi didn't understand Master's "beautiful boy" aesthetic at all, and said, "I think Master looks good now. When I first met you, I thought you were fat, but you were weak. I'm worried that you won't be able to make it to the west, and you will get sick and die of exhaustion on the way. Fortunately, looking at it now, it's much better than then!"

Saying so, he took out another elixir and threw it into Zhuang Fan's mouth before Zhuang Fan could react.

Zhuang Fan swallowed helplessly, and complained: "Sooner or later, you will choke to death!"

The big apprentice speaks very eagerly!

The monkey didn't understand, and said with a smile: "Master, don't worry, my old grandson's medicine feeding skills have improved!"

Unknowingly, talking and laughing, a group of seven people arrived at Jindou Mountain.

That Laojun Qingniu who occupies the mountain as king has long been taken back to Dousita Palace, at this time there is no one-horned king sitting in this Doujin Cave, and a group of little demons have occupied the cave.

It's just that they are all incompetent people who have not yet become elites. They don't have a strong background, their skills are not high, and they don't dare to show their demon body. A few mortals mix some rice, flour and money every day.

Because there is no capable leader and no source of information, this group of little demons have no idea that a famous Tang Dynasty Buddhist scriptures is coming. Watching a group of four people galloping over there on two tall horses.

Probably because Hongye and Honghaier covered their bodies and flew in the sky, they couldn't see them.

The second in charge of the little demon said in a simple manner: "Brother, this group of people has no luggage, and they run very fast. Most likely they are running errands to deliver letters, and they don't have much money, so they don't want to fight."

It's so hot, it's better to hide in the shade of a tree and sleep!

The big boss took a shot of the second boss very violently, and said in a soft voice: "You know what, look at those two horses, how handsome! How strong! They are worth a lot of money, let's steal them." Come on, selling to Niu Er, a horse dealer, isn’t it another small fortune? When the time comes to buy medicine and food, why not do it, go quickly, and stop talking!”

The second boss was always dissatisfied with that Niu Er, so he had to mutter a few words, reluctantly got up, tightened his belt, carried a wooden stick, and said hello: "Little ones, come with me!"

While talking, he led a group of goblins who were crooked and skinny, and stood in the way.

The second master carried the stick obliquely, and when Zhuang Fan and the others rode their horses around a corner, he pointed at the stick, stood with his hips on his hips, and shouted, "Hey! I haven't opened this mountain! I haven't planted this tree! I want to kill it!" My mother lived here..."

But it turned out that the white dragon horse didn't pay attention at all, didn't stop, and rushed straight over!

The two kings and the little demon were so frightened that they rolled to the side of the road, watched the two of them ride, and galloped away without looking back.

Wukong stood still, and said to Bajie: "Pangpang, you go and follow Master and Junior Brother, I will come later!"

Bajie agreed, and was not curious, so he ran away with the rake on his shoulder!

But the red leaves flying in the sky felt fresh, and it was the first time he had seen a robbery, so he dropped the green leaves, walked over with the red boy in his arms, and asked the little demon, "What did you say? If you want to get here, what are you going to do?" ?”

Seeing the red leaves falling from the sky, the second master was so frightened that his pants almost fell off. A Gulu knelt down on the ground, groveling down, not daring to raise his head, and tremblingly said: "Grandpa Immortal! I don't know that Grandpa Immortal is passing by! Offended! Don't dare again!" Already!"

Hong Ye said: "Can you still offend me? Don't be so verbose, just say it, you missed a sentence just now!"

The little demon was about to cry in fright, and didn't dare to look up, saying: "That's all nonsense! That's not what I said in the first place, the little one is afraid of offending, so I really dare not learn it at this time."

Wukong stabbed him with the golden cudgel, the meaning of threat was very strong, the little demon choked up, and then said tremblingly: "The original words are that I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree. If I want to hit this place, leave it alone." Buy road fortune!"

Hongye and Wukong laughed when they heard this, and said, "That's good, that's good, at least it's been a hard work, and I've collected some tolls, well done! This is a reasonable deal!"

Hong Haier rolled his eyes, thinking that there is no joy in this, this is a common practice, he also said it back then!

Hongye asked again, "You learn yours again!"

That little demon was really crying, and while shedding tears, he choked up and said: "I didn't open this mountain, I didn't plant this tree, I want to pass by here, and save my life..."

Hongye didn't realize it for a while, and was still pondering over the logic. Honghaier rolled his eyes in his master's arms, turned his head, and saw the monkey fainted from happiness, leaning on a golden cudgel. Shaking and shaking, the flowers trembled with laughter.

Honghaier felt bored, so he put his arms around Hongye's neck and said, "Master, I'm hungry, let's go to grandpa, I want to eat rice cakes!"

Hongye hurt her apprentice like an eyeball, upon hearing this, she ignored the little demon and his jokes, jumped onto the green leaf, talked to the monkey, and chased after Tang Seng.

Wukong laughed enough, he poked the little demon with a stick and said, "I can't tell, you're quite talented!"

The little demon didn't know how to reply, he groaned for a long time, raised his head slightly, smiled flatteringly, and said, "Thank you, Grandpa, for your appreciation!"

Wukong didn't agree with him, and said: "Stop talking nonsense! Are there only so many people in your cave?"

The little demon was heartbroken, and said, "It's all here!"

I said in my heart, big brother, you should be smarter and run faster, don't waste the painstaking efforts of the brother!The old lady at home depends on you!

Wukong had seen a thief sparrow hiding in the tree over there, looked here cunningly, ignored it, and said: "That's it, since you are all here, I will find a good place for you together! "

Hearing this, the second head of the family thought that the monkey was going to send them all to the west, so he couldn't help feeling cold in his heart, and said to himself: It's over, my life is over!The little ones behind him are also doomed!

He wanted to resist, but he looked at his stick on the ground. The stick was originally made from the heart of the tree after the 500-year-old tree was struck by lightning. Although it was inconspicuous, it was extremely hard. I accidentally stepped on it with my foot, smashed it to pieces, and suddenly my whole body went limp, and I collapsed on the ground.

Totally hopeless!

The monkey looked at it, and said in distaste: "What do you look like, that's enough, stop kneeling! Stand up! You, you, you, and you! Stand up straight, chest up! Head up! Look forward! Thighs tight! Back straight! !"

But it brought out the trick that Zhuang Fan trained him.

A few slogans were shouted, and the specimens standing by the demons slipped away!

Although his face couldn't help but turn gray with fright, at any rate, he looked energetic and energetic.

Wukong waved his hand at the sparrow and said, "Don't hide, you come too!"

Seeing that he had been seen through, the head of the family somehow felt a surge of pride in his heart, and with a flick of his wings, he swooped down and rushed towards the monkey.

Wukong didn't dodge or dodge. He swiped the golden cudgel in front of him with one hand, watching the sparrow fly and transform into a human form, approaching him.

As a result, Putong, the leader of the family, knelt down to Wukong, crying, "Grandpa! Let my subordinates go! I asked them to do this! They were all coerced by me! Please don't kill them!" , Grandpa wants to eat meat, eat me, don't look at me as a small sparrow, but I have all internal organs, Grandpa!"

Those mortals have said that roasted sparrows are also quite delicious!

Wu Kong was overjoyed, he was ready to fight this murderous fat bird, he had his stick in his hand, and he ended up with this?

He said impatiently: "Whoever is impatient to kill you, I am not idle!"

Picking up the stick, he pushed the sparrow towards him and said, "Stand up! Just like them! Stop talking! Wait!"

He walked aside by himself, put two fingers into his mouth, and whistled loudly, and immediately the guardian on duty appeared: "Great Sage, I have been waiting for a long time!"

The monkey said: "The Dharma protector has worked so hard. I will leave it to you. I said there is no shortage of one. You can go and see later to see if there is anything missing. Take them all to the Yellow Wind Cave!"

The little god clasped his fists and said, "Thank you, Great Sage! Don't worry, Great Sage!"

Wukong said a word, "Look at my grandson, there is no murder on these little demons, please be kind to the little gods, don't scare them, take care of them more!"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for the little Dharma protector to reply, he yelled "Go, my grandson!", turned around and set foot on somersaulting clouds, and chased after the master.

The little dharma protector nodded silently, turned around, looked at the little monsters together, and said to them: "Can they all fly? Can they soar into the clouds!"

The little demons stared at the little god with sparkling eyes, some nodded and some shook their heads, the little god knew it, and before he could speak, the sparrow asked softly, "Grandpa fairy, let me just listen, But you want to send us to the Yellow Wind Cave?"

This little god was also born as a goblin, and he has a soft temper. He was very patient with these little goblins, nodded and said: "That's right, that's exactly the case. Is there anyone in your cave?"

All the little monsters cheered suppressedly, and the sparrow hurriedly said: "Some, some, the old ones in the cave, the young ones, they can't come, and I have to trouble Grandpa to pick them up with us!"

The little god smiled and said, "It's okay! It's just that it's rare to see you who are willing to go with me like this. Wouldn't it be sad to abandon your family and business?"

The sparrow sighed softly, "Oh, grandpa, look, we are so destitute, we don't have enough food and clothing, we still talk about our family and career, and we don't even dare to show our demon body in front of people. Just find a cave here to shelter! We have heard that the Huangfeng Cave has been famous for a long time, saying that it is a place where monsters live, and it is there that life is happy. If you want to stay where you are, no one shouts and kills , can also eat and wear warm clothes, I have been looking forward to it for a long time!"

As he spoke, he led the little god towards the direction of the cave. The little god thought he was walking too slowly, so he said, "Point me in the direction, and I'll take you there!"

The head of the family heard this, agreed, and turned into a sparrow again, uttering human words: "Grandpa will come with me?"

Spread your wings and fly into the air.

The little god didn't talk too much, he flicked his sleeves, and the universe in his sleeves rolled up the little demons, saying: "Let's go!"

Sparrow clicked his tongue in his heart, not daring to talk nonsense, and went straight home.

Not long after, he landed, stood on the ground, reincarnated as a human, raised his head and said to the little god, "Grandpa, is this here?"

The little god landed on the ground, flicked his sleeves, let the little monsters out again, and said: "You first count the number of people to see if there are any omissions, and you don't need to bring anything else, I will take you away when they are all there!"

Seeing that the brothers were intact, the head of the family put his heart half in his belly, and said to the old and little demon who was basking in the sun at the entrance of the cave: "Everyone, come here, good fortune has arrived! Today, there is a fairy grandpa , we are going to send us to the Yellow Wind Cave! Each house counts by itself to see who is missing and where it is? If it is not there, hurry to find it, and let’s live a good life when it is all there!"

As soon as the words fell, there was a commotion at the entrance of the cave, each family was calling for their sons and mothers, it was very lively, after a short time the assembly was completed, and they all said: "Everyone is here! Let's go!"

Probably because everyone has been looking forward to going to Huangfeng Cave for a long time, and no one wants to delay.

The sparrow spirit then went to report: "Grandpa, there is no shortage of one person, you can go!"

The little god nodded, and stepped forward, just about to use his sleeves again, but found something wrong at a glance, waved his hand, and separated the little demons, revealing two people behind the team, looking at them, it looked like a mother and a child.

The old woman had gray temples and gray hair, which was neatly tied into a bun on the back of her head, her eyes were squinted as if she could not see, her face was clean, and her clothes were neatly dressed. He looked calm.

The old woman's son was the second head of the house who went to rob with the sparrow spirit, behind his mother's back, seeing the little god looking over, he couldn't help shrinking, his face was disturbed, very uneasy, he just stood still.

The little god frowned, and said: "Huangfeng Cave doesn't accept mortals, I can't take this person with me!"

The little demon next to her was startled, the old woman patted the Erdang on the shoulder and said, "Ah Huang, I just said I won't go, you put me down and follow the fairy!"

Ah Huang bit his lip, and his heart froze, he firmly carried the old woman on his back and did not let go, stepped back a few steps, and said to Sparrow Jing: "Brother, take the big guy and go! I won't go!"

His mother is blind and can't see anything. She can't live without him for a day!

The sparrow spirit groaned, and said, "What nonsense! You don't eat or drink here! The two of you are going to starve to death!"

Turning his head and begging the little god, he said, "Grandpa, my brother's mother has been living with us for four or five years, and she can't see her eyes. She eats and lives with us. What's the difference with a goblin? You see, she An old man, frail and weak, no threat at all! Just let Ah Huang carry his mother on his back! When we arrive at Huangfeng Mountain, we will designate her to be well hidden! Don’t let her out!"

The little god explained: "It's not that I'm hard-hearted. You can't make a square without rules. The demon king of Huangfeng Cave made a rule that mortals are not allowed to enter the mountain. Even if I agreed here, you brought this old woman Go, she won't be able to enter the mountain alive!"

After hearing this, Ah Huang's face remained unchanged, and he said, "Brother, don't be an immortal grandpa, and don't worry about me, just follow along!"

The sparrow gritted his teeth and thought for a while, then scolded him: "Fart your mother's bum! If you don't go with the aunt, what am I going to do!"

He turned his head and knelt down at the little god, kowtowed a few times, then raised his head and said, "Grandpa, I entrust all the disciples in my cave to you! You can take them away now!"

The little demons watched quietly, and suddenly a family chirped and said: "It's okay if we don't go." As he said, he walked up to the sparrow spirit and stood beside him.

Another five or six families came out one after another, but only a small half of the people in the cave stood there. Looking carefully, there was a family member that the mother-in-law picked up and raised for a few days. The sparrow became anxious and said: "Silly You're not stupid! It's good to stay here! Eat bran and swallow vegetables! Don't get out!"

Kicking them one by one, those little monsters ran away chirping, and turned into prototypes. It turned out to be some tits and pheasants, and a litter of three-colored cats. They stretched lazily and ran to the top of the cave to bask in the sun. , it is clear that he is not leaving.

The little god didn't urge him, just watched silently, and asked after a while: "Well, Ah Huang, why do you want to recognize a mortal as your mother?"

Ah Huang kept his mother behind his back, and no matter how his mother beat him to persuade him, he stood still and said, "I was thrown away when I was a milk dog. I was about to freeze to death and starve by the side of the road." When I died, my mother picked it up and brought me home, fed me, hugged me to sleep, and raised me up. When I was young, even if she was very sick, she would get up and get me something to eat for me. Now she is old I can't move anymore, and I can't leave her alone."

The little god listened, and remained silent, rolled up the little demon who was about to leave, soared into the air, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

Ah Huang's mother beat him on the shoulder and cried: "Are you stupid? I raised you back then. My family members died, so I took you by my side to strengthen my courage! I was planning to kill you when I had nothing to eat." Pot! What do you care about me now!"

The sparrow was listening, cut it, and said in a thin voice: "Ma'am, if this is the pot, you pick me up and say that when you pick me up, and say that when you pick up whoever comes back. Let us take you away when you can't see your eyes." Throw it away, and you still say that, who did you put in the pot? Save your efforts, we don’t believe it!"

Sanhua at the top of the cave also let out a loud howl, expressing her agreement.

A few pheasants and tits also called arrogantly.

The old woman burst into tears and said, "Why bother to trouble you children because of me, who buried his neck in half of the loess! How long can I live?"

How much can these little birds and cats eat with their stomachs open every day?You can eat whatever you want in the mountains, and spend all your hard work on money and food in the town on her old wife.

The sparrow turned into a prototype, squatting there basking in the sun, pecking the hair on its body, until it became fluffy and turned into a ball of hair, lazily and meanly said: "So, we can wait for you to grow old Let’s go again, what are you worried about! It’s just that you have not reached the end of your life, so live well, Ah Huang has a mother, we are all envious of him! Why don’t you go to Huangfeng Cave!”

Ah Huang didn't make a sound, let his mother sigh and scold him, put the old lady back on the rocking chair and lay down, covered the quilt, transformed herself into a shaggy golden retriever, licked the back of the old woman's withered and thin hands, Lying on my stomach half-closed my eyes, basking in the sun.

Today, he was shocked and frightened, happy and sad, but his big dog was exhausted!

Take a break and go into the mountains to catch a rabbit!

Burn rabbits to eat at night!

So, everyone who stayed ate the tasteless stewed rabbit at night, and the sparrow spirit said: "It's annoying to be a human being, why do you want to eat salt! There is no salt, go get some tomorrow!"

The person who turned into three flowers was a lazy young man. He heard this and said, "Brother, Yangui, we have no money!"

The sparrow was very melancholy, sighed, and said irritablely: "Tomorrow will be transformed into a prototype! Save the salt, the old lady can eat for a long time by herself!"

While drinking the soup slowly, Sanhua said, "Okay, anyway, spring is over, and now that it's back to its original shape, there won't be those stupid tomcats that make spring come to look for me!"

A five or six-year-old girl next to her listened, her eyes widened, and she said angrily, "You still say that I was not born by you! You still say that I am not your mother!"

After hearing this, the boy fell on his back and started to play dead, allowing the little girl to turn into a chubby kitten, stomping on the boy's belly.

When Ah Huang saw it, he quickly picked up the little milk cat, hugged her in his arms, scratched her chin and said: "Your father really has no milk, go with godfather, godfather will give you fruit to eat!"

After coaxing and persuading him, his face was scratched a few times, and the little milk cat was finally abducted.

The old lady had already eaten, so she went to lie down there, thinking about something, while sighing, and when she was worried, his son pushed the little milk cat over and said, "Mom, Mimi will sleep with you tonight!"

The little milk cat snored, turned over, and ran into grandma's warm bed.

The old lady hurriedly said: "Mimi be good, don't run around, look at grandma pressing you!"

In the end, I concentrated on coaxing the cat and stopped thinking about those annoying things.

When Ah Huang came back to clean up the bowls and chopsticks, Sanhua, who was still on the ground, said with contempt: "I'm using my daughter to curry favor with your mother!"

Ah Huang stepped over him without changing his expression, and said: "You have to feel sorry for your daughter, you do it yourself!"

Sanhua immediately stopped talking, turned over lazily, and started snoring with her eyes closed.