Tang Seng is a cook

That night, Zhuang Fan was depressed. After dinner, he ignored anyone and went back to the tent, facing the felt, and went to meditate.

The red leaf is on the left, and the monkey is on the right. A group of small ones poked their heads out from under the two of them, quietly lifted the curtain, and peeked through a thin slit.

Putting down the curtain, the monkey blamed his elder brother, and said in a low voice, "It's good that you laugh so loudly, you are annoyed!"

Hong Ye put her hands on her sleeves, glanced at his younger brother, and said: "Don't laugh at our elder brother, our second brother, there are six of us in total, do the math, you have the lowest laugh!"

The word "low laugh" was undoubtedly learned from Zhuang Fan.

The monkey retorted: "I'm laughing so hard that my voice is low! Brother, you haha, everyone in front of the city gate can hear it!"

Hongye coughed guiltyly, quickly changed the subject, and said, "Brother, I didn't eat enough tonight, let's go to the city and buy something to eat?"

Ever since the old monk finished telling the rumors circulating in the city, Zhuang Fan felt ashamed to face others, and he didn't bring his children into the city, so he found a leeward place outside the city to camp, and cooked dinner in a daze.

When Hongye said this, those little ones also acted like a baby to the big brother, they didn't have enough to eat, and they all wanted to go shopping.

Wukong thought for a while, but he couldn't all leave, so he said: "Well, big brother, it's hard work for you, let's lead them into the city, just look at the weather and time, I remember that there is a curfew in every city at night." Yes, don't lead them to play and forget the time, come back earlier!"

Monkey still has a psychological shadow on the two things of shopping and dealing with mortal vendors, and he is just too happy to go.

Hongye panicked, and said: "Brother, don't you go, brother, I don't know how to deal with mortals!"

Wukong said in his heart that I actually don't know how to do it, but he doesn't want to expose his shortcomings, so he said: "Brother, you are so good at fighting, who can bully you, what are you afraid of? What do you like, ask the price, the seller wants How much, just cut half of it!"

This is the secret that Zhuang Fan taught him.

Wu Wang patted his chest and said: "Brother, I'll go with you! I will bargain. Before the senior brother was not here, I followed my master to go shopping!"

After everyone heard this, Qiqi glared at him with envious eyes.

Xiao Bailong was very proud, took out a bag of copper coins, and said, "I'll share some with you, and you will spend copper coins when you buy things! This is Datang's copper coins, and everyone recognizes them! If someone asks you for a few taels Two silver, ask me to buy it again!"

From Hongye to Honghaier, everyone stretched out their hands to pick it up. Everyone thought the copper coin was fresh, so they took a closer look.

After Wu Wang finished posting, he felt something was wrong, so he stretched out his hand, grabbed Ba Xiaodai by the ear, pulled it out, and said, "Fatty, they haven't seen it before, why are you so stupid? You are in Gao Laozhuang, and you haven't been to the fair. ?”

Bajie happily turned every copper coin face up, placed it in the palm of his hand, followed the second senior brother to grab it, and said very honestly: "Of course I went to the market, but I was not qualified to touch money at that time. If you sell the grain and vegetables produced by Zhuangzi, you will carry the purchased goods home. I have never bought anything myself!"

Later, he became ugly in a fit of anger, and the Gao family despised him for being ugly, and couldn't take it out, so they stopped taking him to the market.

Wu Wang listened, let go of Bajie's fat ears, rubbed him, and gave him a handful of copper coins, and said with pity: "Whatever you want to eat at night, you can eat as much as you want, if you don't have enough money, ask your brother for more money." !"

Bajie hummed cheerfully, and put away all the copper coins.

Wukong said from the side: "Master said that street food is often unclean, so be careful when eating. If the store's hands are dirty, don't go there, remember?"

Hongye led a group of young people, and they all nodded.

Wukong scratched his ears, looked at the few people who were eager to try, and said: "You go out like this, you are Taoist priests and monks, not only attracts people's attention, but also eats dirty food, change your identity!"

At least dress up as a monk, so you can't ask the store for meat!

Hongye hurriedly said: "I will do this!"

With a whoosh, he transformed into a scholar, took a folding fan, and shook it, trying to put on a romantic and handsome appearance, but because he was too tender, he turned out to be a scholar.

Wukong wondered: "Brother, where did you learn it?"

Hong Ye proudly said: "Those little bastards in Wuzhuang Temple, whoever wants to go for a walk in the mortal world, wears this dress. I have learned it after watching too much, but I have a chance to try it today! How is it, does it look good?"

Wukong raised his thumb and said, "Handsome!"

Hongye's face was blank, she didn't understand what the younger brother meant, but Wuyou gave him a "science popularization", and she was so happy that Hongye shook her fan more cheerfully.

Fortunately, it is now counted as Xia, so holding a fan is not out of the ordinary.

Wu Wang also transformed himself into the appearance of the nobleman he was when he first met the master and the elder brother, with a jade crown and white clothes, extravagant, and standing there, as long as he doesn't move, smile or speak, he makes people feel cold , noble birth, extraordinary origin, unattainable.

Wukong also praised: "It looks good!"

Wu Wang laughed out his back molars happily, and his image was instantly disillusioned.

At least the red boy raised his head and looked at the little white dragon with a look of unbearable expression on his face.

So, it is not easy to get too close to idols.

Bajie is also familiar with ordinary people's attire. After thinking about it for a while, he turned into a grandfather of a small official, imitating the look of his famous father-in-law Gao Yuanwai back then. Wearing a patterned official robe from head to toe, and a pair of cloth shoes with black sides and white soles on his feet, he stretched out his arms to pull the sleeves, very satisfied.

In fact, the clothes are old-fashioned and don't match Ba Jie's appearance, but everyone doesn't understand and have never seen him. Seeing that he has changed, they all gather around Ba Jie to see what's new.

Wukong looked at Bajie, the old landlord and old fortune, then at the scholar Hongye and the young master Wuwang, then at Wuyou and Honghaier who had nowhere to go, rubbed his chin, and said hesitantly: "A group of people like you don't go together well. Ah, on the contrary, it’s even more eye-catching than before!”

With such a messy group of people gathered together, no one can get along with anyone!

Hongye said: "If you learn from me, you will learn from me! A group of scholars go out for a walk and don't make eye contact! Wu Wang, according to your master, reveals his wealth, so does Bajie! You two young ones, you can just be a little book boy!"

The others could only listen aggrievedly, and the five of them changed their clothes together, packed up, and finally set off.

Wukong waved his hand and said: "Go early and come back early!" Without waiting for them to leave, he lifted the curtain and entered the tent!

It's important to make Master happy!

In the few miles outside, Hongye wanted to take out green leaves, and sat and flew over, but was stopped by Wu Wang, saying: "Brother, we are scholars! Mortals! Don't reveal your secrets!"

Flying over is plausible, walking is the correct way.

Everyone listened, quickly put away their cloud heads, and walked honestly and happily.

When they arrived at the gate of the city, Wu Wang led the team and led a few people, playing a trick, and went in swaggeringly, and no one came to stop them for guidance.

Coincidentally, they were the last wave to enter the city gate, and when the front foot entered, the soldiers guarding the gate closed the city gate with a hey.

The city gate was closed, none of them were worried, they could fly, and the small city wall couldn't trap them.

Wu Wang also regretfully said: "If you don't go back, I am afraid that Master will worry, I should take you to a hotel tonight. Find a good hotel, let's book a small yard, it will definitely fit you, and you can take a bath!"

Wuyou wondered: "Second senior brother, why do you know everything? It's a pity that Chentangguan was not very prosperous back then, there was no interesting place, and I never went shopping."

Wu Wang said triumphantly: "I know what, Master didn't lead me to teach me!"

Everyone stared at him with envious eyes.

Hong Haier pouted and said, "I want Grandpa to lead the tour!" You all look very unreliable!

Wu Wang hurriedly coaxed him: "Uncle Master will take you to eat delicious food!"

Bending down to pick up the chubby boy, he walked wherever there was a lot of excitement, and it really made him find a night market.

The five of them ate and drank continuously in the city, and they didn't mind meat or vegetables. When they were finally full and felt that they couldn't drink even a sip of water, they flew back in stealth. It was already too late.

Each of them landed on the cloud without a sound, put away their supernatural powers, changed back to their original bodies, opened the curtain lightly, and saw that the lights in the tent were brightly lit. Zhuang Fan and Wu Kong were both awake, sitting face to face, and turned their heads when they heard the voice. ,drink!

Scared a few kids!

The master and the apprentice didn't know what they were doing, so they posted blank notes all over their faces!

Zhuang Fan didn't stick much, the monkey's face was covered with two thick layers, because the monkey hair was too thick to stick on, it was all stuffed inside the golden hoop, sticking up, it looked very weird.

Looking at the appearance of the master and the senior brother, the little ones looked stunned. Is this a haha?

Hongye pretended to be calm, neither revealing that she was guilty of returning late, nor pretending not to be curious about the appearance of these two people, she still walked in slowly with her hands on her sleeves, without bending over, she pushed her belly forward and her eyes down Looking at it, he said: "What is this doing? But what kind of witchcraft?"

He remembered the practice of the witch clan in the past, so he liked to paint his face in a colorful way.

Zhuang Fan was leading Wukong to play [-] games. He was short of manpower and couldn't play anything else. Seeing everyone came back, he waved the small square piece of paper in his hand and said, "Would you like to play poker?" .

The poker was created by him asking Wukong to pull the monkey hair, and it took several trials. The thickness is right, the softness is moderate, and the hand feels good.

The pattern is more troublesome, but it was painted by Zhuang Fan himself.

Poker novice Wukong lost this night, and was surrounded by the master twice with a note. He could hardly see the cards in his hand, but he refused to admit defeat and refused to play at the poker table. Only then did he realize that he was obsessed and persistent, and he felt a little ashamed. He put down his poker and said, "Master, I'm off to practice, so you can tell Big Brother to play with you!"

Stand up and run away!While running, the paper strips strangled on the golden hoop rattled.

Zhuang Fan gathered all the cards together, shuffled them, and called Hong Ye: "Come to play?"

Zhuang Fan thought to himself, it's okay if you can't compare with others, I can't beat you in poker?

Unexpectedly, Hongye didn't play with him, she waved her hands, pretending to be deep and said: "Oh, the moonlight is just right today, it reminds me of the past, I'm going to enjoy the moon!" As she said, she walked slowly with her stomach full out.

It's not that he doesn't want to play, but his stomach is too full and he hasn't finished digesting it, so he really can't get down!

Several younger ones also said: "Yes, yes, the moon is just right, enjoy the moon!" Holding hands, they all walked slowly outside the tent for a walk.

Don't dare to run fast, run a little faster, I feel that the food I ate is about to jump out,

Only Wuyou, because he is a "pregnant husband", ate very full today, and he was already asleep at this time, so he was so sleepy at this time, he patted himself under the bed with a snap, and oops again, Quickly turned over and flushed the pressed stomach, which made it feel better, and muttered to Zhuang Fan: "Good night, Daddy!"

In the next second, snoring started everywhere.

Zhuang Fan was very angry, and thought that it would be fine if he didn't play. He put the poker together and put it in the storage beads, and he didn't plan to take it out again.

On the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor and the Buddha, who had reopened the more concealed and clearer water mirrors after dark poking, saw this, and they all said "Oh" and clapped their hands regretfully.

Why put it away, they haven't learned it yet!

The Jade Emperor turned his head and asked Tathagata, "How much do you see clearly? Can you do something?"

Tathagata said: "I have never seen this kind of pattern and counting method. Besides, the master and apprentice played with half of the cards, and we didn't see all the cards. We really can't figure it out."

The Jade Emperor clicked his tongue and said, "Is it possible that Maitreya knows?"

Tathagata glanced at him sideways, and said, "For the purpose of playing poker, you are ashamed!"

The Jade Emperor said: "It's not that you said it's boring, but I'm being embarrassed for someone else. Hurry up, or I'll send someone to ask Tang Sanzang for it, then we'll have more fun on the surface!"

Tathagata heard this, his eyes lit up, and he smiled and said, "I think your idea is quite interesting!"

The Jade Emperor looked blank, "What?"

Tathagata said: "Pretend to be very confused, anyway, the rotating guardian you sent will be on shift every once in a while, you go and call one now, let him go down and look for Sanzang quietly, and bring the poker and the rules together, can we play together?" What about it? Otherwise, if we only have a deck of cards, the two of us will know nothing about it!"

The Jade Emperor pondered over it and found it reasonable, so he called Tang Seng's rotating protector, gave orders, and waited for "Poker" to come.

Zhuang Fan has great prestige in the westbound team, and he doesn't spend much time alone. The little dharma guardian made this difficult, and he didn't dare to relax for a moment, so he finally found Zhuang Fan and caught him at a convenient time.

The little dharma protector's face was flushed, and he faltered about the origin. Zhuang Fan couldn't laugh or cry, and said: "The card is my apprentice's hair, and it may not last long. I will write the specifications and rules tonight. Come on!" Take it, take it back and ask them to make it themselves and play with it!"

The little god was so grateful that he came back at night, and sure enough Zhuang Fan had written a thick stack of papers and asked him to take them away.

He didn't even disturb the others, even though Hongye and Wukong had a slight sense, but the Dharma Protector God had a pure aura and showed no hostility, so they just let him go.

Regardless of this episode, Zhuang Fan did not go to see the king of the Chechi Kingdom. On the second day, he took his disciples and Hongye's master and apprentice, and passed through the city without changing the customs clearance document, let alone going to the temple and Zen garden, and rode a horse for a tour. Jiang, gallop away!

The weather was getting hotter and the journey was difficult. Zhuang Fan was afraid that the children would be dehydrated due to heat stroke, so he prepared salt water and sugar water. Who knew that those children were alive and kicking, but it was himself who missed the air-conditioning refrigerator and cold drink popsicles very much!

On this day, it was the middle of the summer, and several people were on their way in a hurry, when they heard the sound of water, Wukong went to explore the way ahead, and came back after a while, saying: "Master, this is the Tongtian River ahead, the water is deep and wide, it's not easy!"

Zhuang Fan let out a sigh, and said in his heart that I can't swim either, if I really "sink to the bottom" here, then I can really go home.

Unexpectedly, the white dragon horse did not say a word after hearing this, let alone waited for the master to dismount.

The others are all able to fly, and it is cheap to bring only a caramel cake, and they crossed the Tongtian River in less than half an hour.

A few people stopped by the river, Zhuang Fan was stunned for a moment, thinking what the hell, the evildoer at the bottom of the river doesn't care?

Seeing that Master was different from usual, Wukong turned his head to look after crossing the river, and said, "Master, what's the matter today? Do you want to linger?"

Zhuang Fan waved his hand and said: "It's not my hometown, it's not my hometown, and it's easy to hang around, it's just Wukong, is there a goblin at the bottom of this river?"

It was noon at this time, the sky was bright, and the vision was clear. The monkey built an arbor with his hands, looked at it with piercing eyes, shook his head and said, "Master, I see that the river here is clear and beautiful. There may be some spiritual things, but there are no monsters." of!"

Zhuang Fan thought about it, spiritual things?Could it be that 1000-year-old tortoise?

Just as he was thinking, he heard someone calling him from the shore: "Holy monk, the holy monk from the Tang Dynasty, stay here!"

The monkey looked at it, and said to Zhuang Fan: "It's an old turtle! He has a good breath, master, do you want to go over and talk to him?"

Zhuang Fan knew what the tortoise wanted to ask, and also knew that he would not pass by this place when he came back from Lingshan, so he whispered a few words to Wukong, then threw away his hands, turned and left.

After listening to the master's instructions, the monkey walked to the shore, squatted down, and said to the old turtle, "Stop shouting, my master is in a hurry to leave, and he knows what you want to ask, so he asked me to bring you a sentence."

The old tortoise was very depressed, and with a little hope in his heart, he nodded and said: "Great Sage, please tell me!"

The monkey said: "My master asks you, it's not impossible if you want to get rid of the shell on your body, but why do you still carry the shell in your heart? Why don't you throw it away? I always feel that I will always be a turtle. When can I be a human?"

After all, he ignored the old turtle and ran away with the stick.

After listening to Wukong's words, the old tortoise straightened his neck and poked his head, staring blankly at the figure of Tang Monk and his disciples gradually going away, and muttered a few words: "The shell of the body, the shell of the heart?"

After staying for a long time, my heart was shocked, and I turned over and sank to the bottom of the water. When I broke through the waves again, standing on the water was a monk in blue monk clothes that was almost the same as Zhuang Fan, except that his neck was longer and his face was full of wrinkles, haha Laughing: "I understand!"

Facing the direction where Zhuang Fan was leaving, he bowed together and disappeared in an instant.

Zhuang Fan didn't know what was going on here, he just said it casually, so as not to make the old tortoise think about resentment, who would have thought that the words were right, and let the tortoise successfully take off its shell, it was considered unintentional. willow.

In the Purple Bamboo Forest in the South China Sea, Guanyin was dressed neatly, took a basket, and rushed ahead of Zhuang Fan, went to Tongtian River to fill the goldfish, and hung it in the center of the gazebo without releasing it.

The dragon girl came to bring tea to the master with a tea tray, and said strangely: "Master, what are you doing? Do you want to eat dried salted fish? Xiaojin doesn't taste good, he smells too earthy."

Guanyin picked up the tea bowl, sipped it in one gulp, and said, "Who will eat it patiently, there are so many fishbone, and the throat is stuck!"

Mu Zha came over with a stick in his hand, and after listening for a while, he said, "Master, how about grilling the fish later? Don't be afraid of the fish bones, they are crispy and crispy, and they will break when you bite them. Make sure you don't prick them. It's still very fragrant." !"

Avalokitesvara said: "The roasting is not right, the heat is not good, the outside is burnt and the inside is still alive!"

The dragon girl stood on tiptoe, took a straw stick to poke the little goldfish that was jumping around in fright, and said: "Master, I heard from Wukong and his master that the bones of this fish are the crispiest when they are deep-fried, and they are delicious and delicious." crisp!"

The master and apprentice put on a show and studied very seriously, scaring the little goldfish to death.

Avalokitesvara thought for a while and said, "Then you can't send it to him to blow it up, can you? The Buddha knows it and can't scold me to death!"

Mu Zha sighed, and said, "Oh, we can only wait for Uncle Jin Chanzi to come back! When the time comes, Master, don't forget to invite him!"

Speaking of other things, Guanyin couldn't help getting annoyed when this was mentioned, and said, "Please shit! No please!"

It turns out that I invite you once every year, but Jin Chanzi doesn't come every year, whether love comes or not, this time he still doesn't invite.

Just slap your ass and go!

The dragon girl poked the boil on his senior brother's forehead, causing Mu Zha to jump up with a cry of pain, and before Mu Zha could open his mouth, he hated iron for being weak and said: "You are so stupid! Which pot is not open and which pot! "

Mu Zha's face was blank, and he thought to himself, where did I say something wrong?

The two quarreled all the way, left the gazebo, and ran to play with Dahei and Zhao Wu.

In the gazebo, the goldfish that was still hanging on the beam of the house shed a tear in despair, shouting in his heart: Bodhisattva, please forgive me!I will never sneak into the world again! !

Let me just talk about the people traveling westward, the summer is scorching like fire, walking under the scorching sun, and there is no sun protection, Zhuang Fan got tanned within a few days.

He took a look at the others, monkeys have a lot of hair, Wu Wang has a horse body during the day, and his hair is also thick, these two can't be discerned, the rest of Ba Jie, Wu You, Hong Ye and Hong Hai'er, no matter how they are exposed to the sun, they are all in vain It's so clean, it's simply enviable.

Now Zhuang Fan dare not take off his hat until it is dark.

His face was extremely dark, and when he took off his Pilu hat, most of his head turned white. Does that make sense?

Zhuang Fan didn't pay attention at first, he took off his hat and was seen by several children, who laughed so loudly that Zhuang Fan didn't know what happened, so he laughed.

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