Tang Seng is a cook

In the middle of the night on the seventh day, Red Boy opened his eyes and woke up.

The lights in the tent were dim and snoring was everywhere.

After sleeping for seven days in a row, the child was a little sleepy, and his vigilance was not so high. He turned his head to the left and saw that he didn't recognize him!

Hongye Banban was sleeping there, poor Honghaier had no memory of him at all.

Red Boy turned his head to the right to see, Holy Monk!Master Tang!

Without even thinking about it, Hong Haier ran into Zhuang Fan's arms with a grunt, pawed at Zhuang Fan's body, closed his eyes, yawned a little, and went back to sleep.

Zhuang Fan was used to cuddling children, so he took advantage of the situation and hugged the small hot toot brazier, and fell asleep all night sweating.

The next morning, everyone got up, and Zhuang Fan went to prepare breakfast, followed by an awkward three-headed fat man.

Hong Haier didn't speak, didn't look up, and followed Zhuang Fan wherever he went, holding onto the corner of Zhuang Fan's clothes tightly with one hand.

Occasionally, when Zhuang Fan was squatting there to light the fire, he would look back at him and smile at him, and he would see his chubby face twitching tightly, with tears in his eyes, but they did not fall, nor did he cry, nor did he smile. No words.

The younger ones got Zhuang Fan's warning, so they don't bother with the kid today. Although Wu You was a little jealous, but their two sons ate the Dragon Ball by mistake, they haven't made a show of it for the past few days, and Wu You is also worried, listless , Red Boy and so on, he can't take care of it anymore.

After all, dad is his dad.

The third prince is jealous, so he still has some confidence.

There was nothing to say for a while, Hongye and Honghaier had dinner together in the morning. Zhuang Fan was afraid that Honghaier would not be able to eat his face and would not be full. Dance soaringly, unceremoniously eat a ditch full of trenches.

When Hong Haier put down the bowl, Zhuang Fan worriedly touched his belly, it was bulging.

Zhuang Fan took out a handkerchief to wipe his face, and asked, "Can you hold on?"

The red boy was ashamed to be touched by Zhuang Fan, his stomach shrank, his face turned red, he hesitated and said: "No, I'm only half full!" She wiped her face shyly.

Everyone was speechless, everyone here counts as one, apart from Zhuang Fan, they are all big stomach kings, but there is nothing so edible, as expected, having four stomachs is awesome.

Seeing that Zhuang Fan stared at him for a long time without speaking, Hong Haier became anxious and said, "Actually, I don't eat much! One meal will last me a long time!"

Don't dislike me!

He grabbed the corner of Zhuang Fan's clothes and didn't let go while eating. Now he was even more forceful, and Zhuang Fan heard his fragile robe squeak "Katz".

He touched the red boy's forehead, and said softly: "It doesn't matter if you eat a lot, children should eat more, so that they can grow faster!"

After hearing this, Honghaier lowered his head and stopped talking.

Hongye looked at Zhuang Fan several times, and Zhuang Fan shook his head. This master, who was in danger of being laid off before he started his job, scratched his head, sighed, and stayed there very obediently.

Sure enough, as Zhuang Fan expected, when it was time to hurry, Hong Haier still held onto Zhuang Fan, neither letting go nor making a sound.

Zhuang Fan knew it well, knowing that he met a stubborn little clam shell, he hugged the red boy, wrapped it in his robe, and got on the horse.

Hongye sat on the leaf alone, and followed it pitifully.

Because Zhuang Fan had already vaccinated him before, saying that Honghaier is a stubborn child. It would be fine if Hongye took Honghaier away before he woke up. Well then take away.

Hongye thought about it, but she didn't know why, she kept on hanging on, and finally this morning, when Hongbai woke up, Hongye found out. The few times he called Master when he was sleepy, it didn't count at all!

In this way, Honghaier followed Zhuang Fan on the road without any name or distinction. After all, Hongye wanted this apprentice, so she didn't leave, but just followed.

Zhuang Fan was determined to go home, eager to lead his apprentice to the west, and also thought about telling the boy to retreat, so he didn't slow down, and continued to brave the wind and rain, Xiaoxing and overnight, it was very hard work, plus I haven't seen the town for a long time, and there is no supplement. The seven people and one horse will eat the little stored food slowly, and then look for wild vegetables and fruits in the mountains for supplements at any time. The quality of the food has plummeted.

As expected, Hong Haier gradually lost weight along with everyone else, but he still followed Zhuang Fan closely, keeping a close eye on people every day, whenever he rested, Zhuang Fan walked step by step, ate, washed and changed clothes, and never left.

But he no longer laughed, he was no longer as lively as he was on the first day, he refused to speak, and he no longer called Zhuang Fan "Master" shamelessly.

Zhuang Fan knew that the child had a serious problem, so he didn't mention it to him and let him go.

Finally, one day, camping at night, the weather was fine, the starry sky was clear, and there was no night rain. Wukong and Wuwang Bajie went outside to practice again.

In the tent, a small yellow lamp was hung on the roof, and it was very quiet. The red boy was lying under Zhuang Fan’s bed, with his eyes open, refusing to sleep, so Zhuang Fan patted him slowly and hummed to him something totally out of tune. lullaby.

Humming and humming, just like the father next to him, the child is still not doing well, and he is yawning profusely and is about to fall asleep.

Hearing Zhuang Fan's heartbeat, Hong Haier suddenly sobbed loudly, Zhuang Fan woke up suddenly, looked down, and saw the baby in his arms curled up, crying with tears all over his face.

Zhuang Fan hurriedly lifted the little thing up, coaxing him in a soft voice: "Why are you crying, baby?"

Red Boy wrapped his hands around Zhuang Fan's neck, his chubby face was crying coldly, Zhuang Fan felt sorry for him, sat up, held him in his arms and coaxed him: "Don't cry, baby~ Baby I'm going to grow into a man~"

Hong Haier sobbed and said, "I'm not called Guaibao, I'm Hong Haier..."

Zhuang Fan said softly: "The red boy is Uncle's sweet baby~" As he spoke, he kissed Xiaopang twice on the face, chirping!

Hong Hai'er felt sad and sour, he choked up and said, "Aren't you going to accept me as an apprentice?"

Zhuang Fan patted him, sighed, kissed his forehead, and said: "Baby, you are still young, and the road to the west is not easy, uncle can't take you in."

The red boy began to cry, and said, "I am very capable! I am the King of the Holy Infant! You are a holy monk! I should be your apprentice! I can do better than them!"

Zhuang Fan kissed his chubby face again, and said: "Well, my baby is very strong, uncle is watching!"

Hong Haier felt that he was not comforted at all, sniffed his nose loudly, and said, "I don't want to leave you!"

The lament in Zhuang Fan's heart was almost overflowing, he took a handkerchief to wipe the little slug clean, and coaxed: "Do you want my father, my mother? They won't be willing to let you be a slug. Little monk!"

The red boy obediently rubbed his fingers, and said in a nasal voice: "My father has a new love, and there will be other sons in the future. My mother, my mother hates me."

Zhuang Fan asked in surprise, "How come?"

Without raising her head, Hong Haier whispered, "She always says I'm my father's offspring, and it makes people upset..."

The red boy raised his head, and said pitifully: "I am different from my father, don't believe what my mother says, I am fine, so you can accept me?"

Zhuang Fan felt the pain in his heart, and kissed him again, saying, "Baby is so cute, people are rushing to ask for it, why would they hate you?"

Hong Haier got angry and said loudly: "No one likes me! Everyone hates me! You lied to me too! If you don't accept me, you won't accept me!"

Angry and sad, trembling all over, wanting to run out, but seeing Zhuang Fan holding him tightly all the time, he felt very wronged in the end, threw himself into Zhuang Fan's arms, and burst into tears.

Wu You fell into a deep sleep, and could not wake up even when struck by a thunderbolt. Hongye woke up from Honghai'er crying, and leaned over pitifully. , Master hugged you for seven or eight days, and waited for so long, why don't you see Master?"

Honghaier was about to faint from crying, and as soon as he looked up, he was startled by Hongye's big face, stretched out his chubby hand and pushed, and said softly, "Who are you! Go away!"

Seeing that the timing was just right, Zhuang Fan quickly sent the little fat man into Hongye's arms, and said, "Baby, this is the master uncle found for you, and he is the most powerful person in the world! He fell in love with you right away, I've been waiting for you for a long time!"

Hong Ye also said: "Baby, you said that everyone dislikes you, but Master likes you so much, so do you dislike Master?"

Red Boy blinked, thinking that if he said he disliked him, the Holy Monk would probably be upset, so he forgot to cry for a while, thought for a long time, choked up, and said, "I don't know you!"

Didn't say no, didn't say no.

Hongye rubbed him and smiled, "Small man!" He told his story again!

Then he said: "If you become my apprentice, there will be no one with a higher seniority than you in this world! Do you think it is good?" Tang Seng told him that this child has a high spirit, and most people would not accept it.

Red Boy blinked, turned his head, and suddenly asked: "Then I am higher than the Holy Monk?"

Hongye shook her head, and said honestly: "The holy monk is different. His big disciple calls me brother, and I call him young brother. After all, he is my elder!"

Red Boy counted with his fingers, raised his head and said to Zhuang Fan, "Grandfather?"

Zhuang Fan wanted to die very much, and thought that if he went home now, he would have nothing to say to his father, a son, a grandson, and two unborn grandsons! ! !

Damn it!

He hasn't even talked about love, okay?

It's just that Hongye winked at him vigorously at the other end, and bent her fingers to make a bow, so Zhuang Fan had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "Hey, what a cute baby!"

Satisfied, Honghai turned to Hongye and said, "Then I'll call you Master!"

Hongye felt sad, and said that Lao Zibai had grown up to tens of thousands of years, and he had to rely on relationships to accept an apprentice!

Still very happy, holding Honghaier in his arms, imitating Zhuang Fan's example and kissing Honghaier, he said happily: "Good apprentice!"

Since then, it has been calm and there has been no more waves.

Unexpectedly, on the second day, the master and apprentice still refused to leave, one big and one young, wearing exactly the same straight clothes, not only ate and drank with each other, but also started to pick and choose.

Hongye sighed and said: "It's so vegetarian, I haven't eaten meat for a long time!"

Hong Haier nodded and said, "Master, I've lost weight, and my stomach is deflated!"

Hongye pretended to look at her apprentice's eyes, hugged Hongbai into her arms, and cried, "My poor apprentice, I can't even eat meat at such a young age! I'm so skinny, Master, I'm sorry... "

The red boy calmly patted Master on the back, and answered the words very tactfully: "Master, don't be sad, who told me that my grandfather's family is poor, you have many brothers, and he supports the family by himself, so many mouths, he can't afford it." It should be!"

Zhuang Fan told these two guys to run out of money, his nose was crooked, and he said in his heart that a tree, a cow, and a fart of meat!

Holding the rice bowl in his hand, the monkey stared dumbfounded at the two singing the big show, and when he saw the end, he laughed crookedly!

The other three little ones buried their faces in the porridge bowl, and couldn't stop laughing.

Zhuang Fan was about to die of anger, and ignored the two of them. He suddenly remembered that he had read the little guide last night, and felt that the route was not right, so he asked the big apprentice, "Wukong, are we going astray?"

Wukong held back his laughter, crawled out from under the table, and said tremblingly, "Why did Master say that?"

Zhuang Fan glared at him and said, "We should have crossed the Heishui River, why haven't we arrived yet after walking for a few days?"

It is recorded in the little strategy guide that after leaving the Wuji country, we arrived at Heishuihe in January, where there was a cousin of Aunt Xiaobailong's family who was about to fight with monk Tang and his disciples, and the monkey had to go to the West Sea to find Wuwang's father for help.

According to their current footsteps, it is reasonable to say that they should arrive in four or five days at the most during the journey of January. Why have they walked for more than ten days and still have not arrived?

Zhuang Fan could only guess if he had gone astray.

Unexpectedly, Monkey scratched the back of his head and said, "Heishuihe? Could it be that Master is confused? Four or five days ago, didn't we just pass by?"

Zhuang Fan looked at the sky blankly, recalled it, and suddenly realized: "Is that the river we crossed after dark that day?"

Wukong said: "Isn't it? How did Master forget?"

That day they drove until dark, and when they reached a big river, Zhuang Fan saw that the land on the other side was more level, so he asked his disciples to cross the river and set up camp. The rest of them crossed the river at the same time with caramel cakes.

Because it was too late, Zhuang Fan didn't see what the river looked like at all, and he was in a hurry the next day, and he never looked back, so he passed a monster spot quietly, and Zhuang Fan realized it later .

Wukong said again: "Master, what's so special about the Black Water River? Is it worth mentioning it?"

Zhuang Fan shook his head, turned around and asked Wu Wang: "Hey, I remember you have an aunt who married the Dragon King of Jinghe?"

Wu Wang took a mouthful of porridge, nodded, swallowed, and said, "Yes, but my uncle is dead, and my aunt has returned to Xihai now. Why did Master think of mentioning her?"

Zhuang Fan said: "Nothing, how is your aunt? Is it okay? Does she have nine sons?"

Wu Wang scratched his head and said: "How is my aunt? I haven't been back for a long time, so I don't know very well, but my aunt does have nine sons, and they are all in Xihai now. They are more like my father than me. son!"

Zhuang Fan let out a groan, he knew it in his heart, he thought that because they came earlier, Princess Xihai hadn't died yet, and her ninth son hadn't been dispatched to this small Heishuihe either.

When Wukong and Wuwang saw that their master was still half-spoken, they came over to make trouble with him. Hongye and Honghaier also came, whining about wanting to eat meat, and Zhuang Fan annoyed each of them with their brains smashed, so they were honest.

The large westbound troops continued on their way. On this day, they finally met a country called "Che Chi!"

Zhuang Fan read the strategy, and relying on his vague memory, he knew that the king of the Chechi Kingdom was a hater of monks and loved Taoism, and there were three demons in the Chechi Kingdom, known as the Great Immortal of Huli, the Great Immortal of Luli and the Great Immortal of Sheep. Immortal Li is very arrogant in driving away the abusive monks.

Zhuang Fan was in a hurry and didn't want to delay entering the city, but the monks were pitiful and he had to save them, he was tangled in his heart, the car Chiguo was already in front of him.

Zhuang Fan couldn't tell the truth, so he had to take his apprentices into the city.

Unexpectedly, as soon as they arrived at the gate of the city, they saw a group of skinny monks, with ragged clothes and haggard faces, but smiling all over their faces.

There were literally hundreds of people, each carrying a bundle, happily rushing out of the city.

Zhuang Fan was surprised when he saw it, so he reined in his horse and asked Wu Neng to go up and inquire.

Wu Neng found an old monk who looked kindly and walked slowly, stopped him and asked, "Elder, I don't know where all these fellow disciples are going?"

The old monk looked up at Wu Neng, and tremblingly said: "You little monk, you have a very handsome face, such a white and fat man, it is really rare, where did you come from? Where are you going?"

Bajie said together: "My master is the younger brother of the Tang emperor in the eastern land. The Buddha personally ordered that he want to go to the west to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures. We brothers and sisters came here with my master."

The old monk couldn't help shedding tears when he heard this, and sighed, "Oh, I didn't expect that there is really a place where I can spread the Buddha's teachings elsewhere! It's so good, I heard these two good news today, even if I die today, I can die." Rest in peace!"

Bajie wondered: "I don't know which two are the good news that the old man said?"

The old monk laughed and said: "The holy monks of the Tang Dynasty passed by here to learn scriptures. It is a good news, but the other one is that we finally regained our freedom today!"

Bajie said: "Where did you start talking about this? Why are so many monks trapped? Could the elder tell my master?"

The old monk saluted eleven and happily said, "It's time to pay homage to the holy monk of the Tang Dynasty!"

He called for friends and companions, asked Bajie to take him with him, and a group of skinny monks came straight to the place where Zhuang Fan and others stayed.

Zhuang Fan didn't dare to take it too seriously, he met all the monks one by one, exchanged pleasantries for a while, and then listened to the old monk tell the story of Che Chi's past.

It was nothing more than a severe drought that year, and the monks were unable to pray for rain. The three demons suddenly appeared and prayed for rain. Since then, they have been arrogant and domineering in Chechi Kingdom, abusing monks and other things.

Zhuang Fan wondered: "Then why did the king and the three national teachers let my monks go today? What happened in this city?"

The old monk laughed and said: "Although we don't know the clue, we do know some news, and if we talk nonsense, the holy monk should listen to it as a joke."

But it turned out that the tiger, deer and sheep three monsters had received news a few months ago that there would be Buddhist scripture learners from the Tang Dynasty coming.

The three brothers didn't think much of it at all, considering how powerful he was, he came to their brother's territory, so he wanted to be obedient and work hard?

Unexpectedly, news came one after another later, it was really shocking to hear!

The first one, people who learn Buddhist scriptures eat demon hearts!

The Great Immortal Lu Li, who is good at cutting out hearts, clutched his chest and panted heavily. With such a small spell like himself, wouldn't he take the initiative to deliver food to others?

Two one, the man who learned from the scriptures is so masculine!I also received a tiger spirit, but I don't know if it was eaten or...

The three male goblins shook together!

The third one is the scariest, and it turns out that the Buddhist scriptures are good at collecting demon eggs!

The three goblins pinched their legs, and it hurt...

How can a monk who eats vegetarian food and recites Buddha be so cruel to goblins?

The Great Immortal Hu Li flinched in his heart, and discussed with his two younger brothers, "Brother, this man who learns Buddhist scriptures is cruel, I can't afford to offend him, let's go!"

Leave here to take shelter temporarily, or simply change to another place!

Great Immortal Lu Li was more timid, clutching his chest and said: "Brother, I think what you said is reasonable!"

Immortal Yang Li didn't believe the evil, said: "You two elder brothers, why are you so timid all of a sudden, whether it's rumors or not, I don't know yet, if you haven't fought against them, you retreat first, it's not your style!"

Great Immortal Huli lowered his voice and said: "Brother, don't be frivolous. Do you know that the holy monk has already accepted a tiger demon and a green lion! You and me, what's the matter with the bodhisattva sitting on the lion?"

He patted the third younger brother on the shoulder and persuaded: "What's more, you and I are more handsome, so we must guard against it!"

After hearing this, Immortal Yang Li also felt that his kidneys were weak, although he felt embarrassed and said a few tough words, after one night, he finally complied.

So when King Chechi woke up, he saw a letter beside his pillow.

His three national teachers all ran away!

I just said that today I suddenly feel that I want to go out for a trip, and I don’t know when I will return, so I told the king to take care of himself!

Not only that, because he was afraid that the Buddhist scriptures would retaliate against the three brothers, he also urged the king to treat the monks well and said some words of karma in the letter, which made the king very puzzled.

It's just that the king has always believed in this and that national teacher, and he will do everything. Although he still has resentment towards the monks in his heart, he finally let them go.

That's why Zhuang Fan's master and apprentice saw it today.

Zhuang Fan was surprised when he heard this, and thought that this person who learned the scriptures was speaking like himself?

It's just that the demon-eating, masculine, and even... etc. things, but where did they come from?

The author has something to say: Wu Wang = Obedient = Little White Dragon Aoyu

Bajie = fat

Wu You = Baby = Nezha Third Prince

Red boy = cute baby = holy baby king

Those in the middle were given by Zhuang Fan

I'm a great saint, I don't have a nickname