Tang Seng is a cook
Chapter 77 Fairy Kindergarten
In the end, he gave half of the remaining gold leaves to Hongye.
Zhuang Fan also taught him in detail that gold is very precious in the world, and can be exchanged for silver and copper plates. Most people buy food in the market with copper plates, so it is easy not to spend gold.
He also said, if you want to buy tents from Hu merchants, it is best to go to the deep mountains to find some older ginseng and sealwort. Those Hu merchants prefer to change that.
Hongye said: "Ginseng? I have this!"
While talking, he touched it casually and pulled out a ginseng doll.
The doll was about the size of two palms, and the green cherry blossoms on its head were caught by Hongye. It was plump and sleeping with its eyes closed, and its body was still covered with mud.
Probably Hongye pulled it out, the ginseng doll felt the sun dazzled his eyes, covered his face with two small hands, and groaned and chirped twice.
Zhuang Fan looked at the ginseng doll, his eyes were straightened, and he felt that he might have used the wrong words, he and Hongye might not have the same standards, so he said tremblingly: "Hongye, please explain, I just told you , the year is longer, you mean about how many years?"
Hong Ye let out a cry and said, "It's been a long time, not tens of thousands of years? Is this too small? That's right, it's only about three thousand years old. It's not long since I just cultivated spiritual wisdom, and my physical body hasn't fully transformed yet, but it doesn't matter. I have other, even better herbs!"
While talking, he took the ginseng baby back somewhere, and wanted to show Zhuang Fan other treasures.
Zhuang Fan hurriedly stopped him, and said in a trembling voice: "You have misunderstood! Hongye, the year I said is longer, it is relative to the lifespan of ordinary people!"
Seeing that Hongye was puzzled, he muttered how long a mortal can live, and after a while even Peng Zu came out, and couldn't help sighing: "Forget it, let me set a specification for you? Hongye, do you remember?" Stop it, if you exchange things with that Hu merchant, it can’t exceed 300 years at most, and you can only take out two ginseng at a time, and the types can’t exceed three types. Ginseng, Polygonum Polygonum, and other things can’t be given, remember? If it’s not enough, Gold and silver together!"
If you take too much, it is too conspicuous, and you should be calculated like a monkey.
It is said that the ancients are honest and trustworthy, that is to the local people, like Hongye, a rich young man, and he is a stranger, and he doesn't even have a guard around him. Once he shows off his wealth, not only the passing merchants can't let him go, Even if you go to a slightly remote alley, you are not guaranteed to be robbed!
Although the robbers might not even be able to touch Hongye's clothes, it's tiring to always pretend to be a pig, eat a tiger, and slap your face!
Hongye put her hands on her sleeves and said very aggrieved: "I don't have such a young one. In my place, the ginseng doll just now is the youngest under my staff."
Zhuang Fan said helplessly: "The things sold to mortals don't have to be so old. Your ginseng dolls are all fine. They can't afford them. It's a waste to ask them to get them! Obedient, you take care of those treasures. Don't take anything out. In this way, next time you want to sell something, bring it back and show me first!"
Wukong packed all his luggage at this time, walked over and said: "Brother, you just listen to my master about these things! You don't have any in your hand, whichever mountain you pass by, can you go in and look for it?"
Zhuang Fan clapped his hands and said, "That's right, that's what I meant just now! It's settled! Don't let others see your ginseng doll again!"
Hongye nodded aggrieved and agreed.
Zhuang Fan felt that this child really lacked the common sense to travel in the world, so he asked him: "Hong Ye, where have you been these days after leaving Wuzhuang Temple? How are you doing?"
Hongye said with a blank face: "It hasn't been long... I left you and went to a hot spring in Longevity Mountain to take a bath. I soaked well for two or three days, but in the end the soak was so intense that the bark on my body was all gone. It was soaked. After that, I was afraid that without the bark, I would be too brittle to fight, so I found a cave in Wanshou Mountain, practiced a little, woke up and tried it, and found that even though I lost the bark, I still had a high level of protection Yes. I felt very happy, so I planned to go out for a stroll, but as soon as I got out of the cave, Wukong called me over."
When Zhuang Fan heard this, he felt that there were too many slots, and he wanted to sigh very much. He said to himself that there is no time in the mountains. It has been a thousand years in the world. The gods have cultivated, but they still don't feel anything. The days of the mortal world have already passed away.
This is because Hongye has only practiced "a little bit", and it has been a few months. If he decides to retreat for a while and then come out, wouldn't it be the end of their journey to the West?
Also, what is "soaked bark"?Isn't it the old age who soaked it up! !
Zhuang Fan finally sighed heavily, thinking he looked so unreliable, why did he feel that he had not found a master for Hong Haier, but a little friend?
After thinking about it, she was worried, and asked, "Hongye, where are you taking Hongbai with you?" To the cave or to the mortal world?
If he goes to the mortal world, should he give instructions first?
Unexpectedly, Hongye still calmly folded her arms and said without any hesitation: "I'll be with you!"
Zhuang Fan covered his face and squatted down with his head in his arms: He knew it!He knows it!
What kind of home is he!Just open a fairy kindergarten in Datang!
He can be the director, male aunt, teacher, nanny, chef and other multiple identities!
You can also enroll yourself!Worried about the source of life?Absolutely no worries!
When the scale of the kindergarten expands and the career is successful, maybe he can take over his parents and settle down!
Is there any hope?There must be!
Tired.
Seeing Zhuang Fan squatting there suddenly, the monkey cautiously approached and said, "Master, what's wrong with you? Your stomach hurts?"
Zhuang Fan raised his head, wiped his face, and said haggardly, "Master's stomach doesn't hurt, but his tooth hurts!"
The monkey scratched his head and said, "What is the cause of the toothache? Master, do you want to take an elixir?"
Zhuang Fan thought, the toothache is because of tiredness!
He sighed and ate the elixir handed over by the monkey. After all, he was still looking forward to going home, and didn't want to lose his soul, so he was honest when he took the pills for a while.
Hongye saw that Zhuang Fan was squatting on the ground, and thought it was fun. She also squatted down with her hands in her sleeves, stood up again, squatted down again, and repeated this several times. It was like squatting. what?"
Hongye squatted still, and said: "It's quite comfortable to squat like this..."
Zhuang Fan sighed, thinking that this is a little fool, he returned the water bottle to his apprentice, stood up and patted his buttocks, and left, ready to see the caramel cake, without asking how long Hongye would follow them.
He thought to himself, as long as he wants, one sheep is herding, two sheep are also herding, he also wants to open it.
Later, I thought, it’s okay to follow, teach him the common sense of life, so as not to be like his apprentice, who doesn’t understand anything, and cook by himself in the future, with one breath of true anger, even the firewood and the pot will be burned to black ashes!
Seeing that his father was gone, Wu You quickly came over with Hong Boy in his arms, and stuffed the naked butt fat boy who was sleeping soundly into Hong Ye's hand, saying, "Old Ancestor, I'll give it to you as an apprentice!"
Hurry up and take it away!Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye!
Hongye took Honghaier, touched Wuyou, grabbed her bun and said, "Brother!"
Wu You was dumbfounded, and said, "Then what about my senior brother?"
Hongye nodded his chubby little nose, and said, "You're silly, you're already called Senior Brother, why are you still asking me!"
Wu You said: "Ah, then there is a Jinzha in my family!"
Hongye said: "That's my elder brother too, called elder brother!"
After thinking about it, Wuyou didn't suffer any disadvantages by shouting, and he didn't hesitate anymore, and he shouted happily: "Brother!"
Hongye smiled, and said to Wuwang and Bajie in Wuwang's arms: "From now on, I will be called Big Brother, remember?"
Wu Wang said: "Remember! Hello, big brother!" Ba Jie also nodded vigorously!
Seeing that Wuwang agreed happily, Hongye was so happy that all the teeth came out, and said: "Okay, good!" I didn't know where to find something, threw it at Wuwang, and said: "Here you are!"
After searching again, there was nothing left, so I had to give each of Wuyou and Bajie a fruit.
But he said that Wu Wang stretched out his hand to slap it, opened his palm to take a look, drink!Take a breath, a very big dragon ball!
Wu Wang was startled, and tremblingly said: "Brother, whose is this? I dare not take it!"
Hong Ye rubbed her chin and said: "Oh, it's so far away, Yilong who robbed us of the territory back then! He told everyone to beat him to death, and they divided up the other things. Just give me this inedible bead, and I will keep it. It's been a long time, but it's useless, you can keep it and play!"
Wu Wang was about to cry, one by one, who were they, crying and saying: "Brother, is this one of my ancestors? How can I accept it? I dare not!" Do you want to send it back to Xihai? Worship, and then buried?
Hong Ye waved her hand and said: "Don't worry, no! Although some ancestors of your family fell back then, we are all close neighbors anyway, so how can we eat their meat. This is a dragon that came from nowhere. It looks very ugly. It's different from your parents, and there must be no blood relationship!"
I don't know which grandpa in your family has eaten the meat of this dragon with him. With his strength and strength, he snatched a big piece of meat!
As a result, he, who was soft-tempered at that time, didn't eat anything, so he got a broken pearl.
Wu Wang burst into tears and said, "Really? Did you lie to me?"
Hong Ye rolled her eyes and said, "You know it by smelling it yourself? You are not courageous, you have to practice!"
Little Bailong was suspicious, put the dragon ball to the tip of his nose and smelled it, tsk, there was a smell of fire!
Only then did he let go of his heart, and smiled at Hongye, "Thank you, brother!"
Wuyou leaned over to look, and saw that the bead had a black and bulging appearance, which was inconspicuous at all. If it weren't for the fluctuations on the bead that were similar to those of dragons, if it was thrown on the ground, it might be mistaken for a fish-eye bead. Asked Wu Wang: "Second senior brother, what is the use of this thing?"
Wu Wang took the bead and looked it over carefully, and said: "It stands to reason that this game is mixed with dragon energy, so it can be absorbed by the same family, but this is not my ancestor, and I am not related to me, so I dare not for a while. I took it rashly!"
Wuyou was curious, and said, "It doesn't look very eye-catching! How dragonish is it?"
Wu Wang nodded and said: "There are quite a lot! This bead is of the fire attribute. You see, when I hold it like this, it is eager to try, trying to spew out sparks and destroy my water dragon!"
He held the bead in the palm of his hand, Wuyou took a closer look, and Bajie was also watching silently in Wuwang's arms, and sure enough, the bead flew straight at Wuwang with crackling flames!
Wuyou clicked his tongue twice and said, "When this dragon was alive, he must have had a bad temper!" The little fat pig also grunted twice, expressing his agreement.
Wu Wang rubbed Ba Jie's forehead, nodded: "I think what you say, Junior Brother, makes sense!"
Wuyou begged, "Second Senior Brother, this is the first time I see a Dragon Ball, can you touch it for me?"
Wu Wang thought for a while and said, "Then you can stretch out a finger to touch it, okay? I'm afraid you are a body of grass and trees, and you will get hurt if you touch it."
Wuyou said: "It's all right, I can resist burning, and even if it breaks, I still have spare limbs!"
This made Wu Wang and Ba Jie shudder.
Wu Wang spread out his palm and brought it to Wu You, asking him to touch it.
Wu You was so courageous, he stretched out an index finger carelessly to touch it, and even rubbed it up and down twice.
Who would have thought that the little flower bud on his head that had been quiet all this time suddenly stretched out its stem, and quickly reached out from under Wuyou's palm, opened the petals, swallowed the bead, and then With a whoosh, he retracted, and after a while, he hiccupped slowly.
"Hi~~~" The voice was delicate and soft.
Wu Wang spread out his palms, and together with Ba Jie, he looked at Wu You's head in a daze.
Wuyou touched the bead twice, but the bead suddenly disappeared, and the flower bud moved so fast that he didn't see clearly at all, so he was stunned, raised his head and asked the second senior brother: "Where are the beads?"
Wuyou retracted her hand, pointed at the top of his head, and said in a low voice, "My son has snatched it!"
Just as she was talking, the flower bud hiccupped again: "Hi——!"
This time the voice was bolder, and Wu You heard it too!
He stretched out his hand to touch the top of his head, seeing that the flower bud was not in a good shape, with a swish, it shrank into the bun, and Wu You touched nothing!
When he didn't pay attention for a while, his son ate something indiscriminately, and Wuyou became anxious, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Father! Father! Something is wrong!"
Zhuang Fan was sitting there repairing the horseshoe of the caramel cake. He was startled and almost stabbed his arm with a knife. He quickly put down the caramel cake and stuffed him with a piece of sugar. gone?"
Wuyou's face was wrinkled, and he threw himself into Zhuang Fan's arms, groaning, "My son ate the second senior brother's dragon ball!"
Zhuang Fan was shocked: "What!"
He turned his head to look at Xiao Bailong, who was standing there properly, and hurriedly asked, "Hey, are you okay?"
Wu Wang said helplessly: "Master, I'm alright, the doll eats the dragon balls given to me by Brother Hongye, not my own!"
Zhuang Fan's heart fluttered, he just put it down and picked it up again, helped his youngest son up, and asked, "Where's the child? Are you okay?"
Wu You groaned, "I don't know, I touched them, and they hid!"
Zhuang Fan went to pull Wuyou's bun, didn't look at anything, couldn't help being impatient, and asked, "How did you eat that bead? What's your reaction?"
Wuyou blushed, and said: "It's my fault, I wanted to touch the bead, but the second brother asked me to touch it twice, they didn't know what to do, they jumped down and swallowed the bead."
Wu Wang leaned over and added: "I hiccupped twice after eating!" Ba Jie also nodded.
Zhuang Fan asked: "Two? Can the two children share the food?"
Wu Wang said: "Listen to the voice." The two hiccups are different in their movements.
Wu Wang happily thought, it sounds like there is a girl doll!
Soft cute!
Zhuang Fan didn't understand this kind of thing, so he had to call Hongye over again for consultation.
Hong Ye hugged the sleeping Hong Boy, looked at Wu You and said, "Ah, why did you eat them all?"
Wuyou twitched his fingers, very embarrassed, "If you don't pay attention..." He really didn't want to steal the second senior brother's beads.
Hongye said: "It's okay, I'm just a little full, I hid to digest it! Don't worry, you are still a good boy after you get enough sleep!"
Wu Wang thought more, and said, "Brother, I am a water dragon, and this bead is of fire attribute. Will this bead hinder the two children?"
Hongye laughed to death, and said: "Are you stupid? What you gave these two children is just a soul. The body was given by Wuyou, even the attributes, and it was inherited from him!"
It was only then that Wu Wang came to his senses, suddenly realized, and hurriedly said: "Then Wu You is the body of grass and trees!"
Hongye patted the young, inexperienced, silly father reassuringly, and said, "It's okay, what the children absorb is pure energy, which is almost the same as eating a meal for you. When our magic is cast, no matter the fire It is still water, in fact, the origin is the same, in the final analysis, they are all the same thing, don't be afraid!"
After hearing this, Zhuang Fan gave a thumbs up in his heart, thinking, Hongye will definitely be the number one physicist in Datang if he continues to study!
At this time, the monkey led the horse over and said, "Master, I have seen the soles of Caramel Cake's feet, and they are all fine. Let's go now?"
Before Zhuang Fan could speak, Hongye said vigorously, "Let's go! Let's go!"
As soon as these words came out, Wu You, who was apologizing to the second senior brother, turned pale in shock, turned his head and said, "Brother, don't you take your apprentice back to the cave?"
Hongye smiled and said: "Oh, it's not that the place hasn't been chosen yet, I'll follow you for a while, and stay wherever is good!"
Wuyou wailed, put his head heavily on the second senior brother, and began to play dead, pressing Bajie to scream.
Wu Wang was a little angry just now that his junior brother had a relationship with him, but now seeing his pitiful appearance, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Wu You listlessly went to find the caramel cake, Wu Wang transformed into a white dragon horse again, and went to carry Master.
It's just that Zhuang Fan saw Hongye, a young man of small stature, holding a chubby doll, looking at it pitifully, and said, "Hongye, you are holding the child, come and ride the dragon horse on the road?"
Hong Ye waved her hand and said, "I'm not used to riding a horse. I have my own mount. You are welcome, holy monk!"
As he spoke, he didn't know where to pull it out, and took out a huge green leaf, and sat on it with the red boy in his arms. The leaf flew up automatically without wind!
Zhuang Fan looked at the red leaves as if he were watching Doraemon, and thought to himself where did he hide the things?The back of the body, the sleeves and the chest, wherever you catch it!
Looking up at the green "flying carpet" flickering and slowly flying in mid-air, I was also very envious in my heart, this person is not afraid of the cold?
So he got on his horse, carried his tin stick, and continued westward with his disciples.
Bajie is still letting go today, still hanging on Zhuang Fan's chest.
Bajie has come since, and has been working hard all the time. He helped the kitchen, washed dishes and clothes when he was resting. He never complained about the slightest hardship. I can guess a little, so I love him in my heart, and treat Bajie very carefully, but my attitude is always indifferent, unlike Wukong, who pinches his face when he says pinch his face, and hugs him when he says hug, I'm afraid he will be more enthusiastic , and then told this chubby to be even more frightened.
So this time, it was rare that Bajie finally acted coquettishly with him, and Zhuang Fan pampered him, anyway, after Bajie had enough fun, he would turn into a human form sooner or later.
After all, the little chubby pig always has to be fed now, and the days when the food comes are really tormenting!
When crossing the mountain, Zhuang Fan thought of Hong Boy's subordinates, and asked Wukong, "What happened to those little monsters?"
Wukong said: "Master, don't worry, they all told Wuwang to lay down, and some of them fell asleep. Afterwards, the meritorious officer on duty will call Sha Wujing over and take them all to Huangfeng Cave!"
Zhuang Fan frowned when he heard this name, and said, "Why is he there? Why is the little demon sent there?"
Wukong said: "I heard that it was the Jade Emperor's intention to tell him to be a demon king there, to lead all the demons in the world. If we encounter any demons who have no master along the way, he will take care of them!"
Zhuang Fan vaguely felt that something was wrong, but when he thought about it, he couldn't get involved. Basically, the four words "powerless" can sum up everything. After all, Sha Wujing has no status as a teacher and apprentice with him at this time. , then leave it alone.
All the way without talking, Honghaier woke up several times in Hongye's arms, dazed, and opened his mouth to call "Master!"
Hongye was overjoyed, and quickly agreed, "Hey, where is Master?" She asked again, "Are you hungry? Are you thirsty?"
Red Boy tilted his head and fell asleep again!
Hongye was overjoyed, so she waited for Honghai'er's medicine to wear off and poured tea for him when she woke up.
After seven days like this, apart from eating and sleeping, Hongye master and apprentice sat on the leaves for the rest of the time, floating in the sky.
Zhuang Fan was afraid that Honghai would be cold without clothes, so he brought the previous suit to Hongye, and said, "This is what your apprentice wore before, but it doesn't fit right now, you can mess with it, let him wear it!"
Hong Ye took it over and took a look. It was still a monk's robe, but it was changed into straight embroidered clothes as usual, exactly the same as his, and it was worn by Hong Boy. The master and apprentice looked at it, and it looked like brothers, which made Zhuang Fan even more worried.
Zhuang Fan also taught him in detail that gold is very precious in the world, and can be exchanged for silver and copper plates. Most people buy food in the market with copper plates, so it is easy not to spend gold.
He also said, if you want to buy tents from Hu merchants, it is best to go to the deep mountains to find some older ginseng and sealwort. Those Hu merchants prefer to change that.
Hongye said: "Ginseng? I have this!"
While talking, he touched it casually and pulled out a ginseng doll.
The doll was about the size of two palms, and the green cherry blossoms on its head were caught by Hongye. It was plump and sleeping with its eyes closed, and its body was still covered with mud.
Probably Hongye pulled it out, the ginseng doll felt the sun dazzled his eyes, covered his face with two small hands, and groaned and chirped twice.
Zhuang Fan looked at the ginseng doll, his eyes were straightened, and he felt that he might have used the wrong words, he and Hongye might not have the same standards, so he said tremblingly: "Hongye, please explain, I just told you , the year is longer, you mean about how many years?"
Hong Ye let out a cry and said, "It's been a long time, not tens of thousands of years? Is this too small? That's right, it's only about three thousand years old. It's not long since I just cultivated spiritual wisdom, and my physical body hasn't fully transformed yet, but it doesn't matter. I have other, even better herbs!"
While talking, he took the ginseng baby back somewhere, and wanted to show Zhuang Fan other treasures.
Zhuang Fan hurriedly stopped him, and said in a trembling voice: "You have misunderstood! Hongye, the year I said is longer, it is relative to the lifespan of ordinary people!"
Seeing that Hongye was puzzled, he muttered how long a mortal can live, and after a while even Peng Zu came out, and couldn't help sighing: "Forget it, let me set a specification for you? Hongye, do you remember?" Stop it, if you exchange things with that Hu merchant, it can’t exceed 300 years at most, and you can only take out two ginseng at a time, and the types can’t exceed three types. Ginseng, Polygonum Polygonum, and other things can’t be given, remember? If it’s not enough, Gold and silver together!"
If you take too much, it is too conspicuous, and you should be calculated like a monkey.
It is said that the ancients are honest and trustworthy, that is to the local people, like Hongye, a rich young man, and he is a stranger, and he doesn't even have a guard around him. Once he shows off his wealth, not only the passing merchants can't let him go, Even if you go to a slightly remote alley, you are not guaranteed to be robbed!
Although the robbers might not even be able to touch Hongye's clothes, it's tiring to always pretend to be a pig, eat a tiger, and slap your face!
Hongye put her hands on her sleeves and said very aggrieved: "I don't have such a young one. In my place, the ginseng doll just now is the youngest under my staff."
Zhuang Fan said helplessly: "The things sold to mortals don't have to be so old. Your ginseng dolls are all fine. They can't afford them. It's a waste to ask them to get them! Obedient, you take care of those treasures. Don't take anything out. In this way, next time you want to sell something, bring it back and show me first!"
Wukong packed all his luggage at this time, walked over and said: "Brother, you just listen to my master about these things! You don't have any in your hand, whichever mountain you pass by, can you go in and look for it?"
Zhuang Fan clapped his hands and said, "That's right, that's what I meant just now! It's settled! Don't let others see your ginseng doll again!"
Hongye nodded aggrieved and agreed.
Zhuang Fan felt that this child really lacked the common sense to travel in the world, so he asked him: "Hong Ye, where have you been these days after leaving Wuzhuang Temple? How are you doing?"
Hongye said with a blank face: "It hasn't been long... I left you and went to a hot spring in Longevity Mountain to take a bath. I soaked well for two or three days, but in the end the soak was so intense that the bark on my body was all gone. It was soaked. After that, I was afraid that without the bark, I would be too brittle to fight, so I found a cave in Wanshou Mountain, practiced a little, woke up and tried it, and found that even though I lost the bark, I still had a high level of protection Yes. I felt very happy, so I planned to go out for a stroll, but as soon as I got out of the cave, Wukong called me over."
When Zhuang Fan heard this, he felt that there were too many slots, and he wanted to sigh very much. He said to himself that there is no time in the mountains. It has been a thousand years in the world. The gods have cultivated, but they still don't feel anything. The days of the mortal world have already passed away.
This is because Hongye has only practiced "a little bit", and it has been a few months. If he decides to retreat for a while and then come out, wouldn't it be the end of their journey to the West?
Also, what is "soaked bark"?Isn't it the old age who soaked it up! !
Zhuang Fan finally sighed heavily, thinking he looked so unreliable, why did he feel that he had not found a master for Hong Haier, but a little friend?
After thinking about it, she was worried, and asked, "Hongye, where are you taking Hongbai with you?" To the cave or to the mortal world?
If he goes to the mortal world, should he give instructions first?
Unexpectedly, Hongye still calmly folded her arms and said without any hesitation: "I'll be with you!"
Zhuang Fan covered his face and squatted down with his head in his arms: He knew it!He knows it!
What kind of home is he!Just open a fairy kindergarten in Datang!
He can be the director, male aunt, teacher, nanny, chef and other multiple identities!
You can also enroll yourself!Worried about the source of life?Absolutely no worries!
When the scale of the kindergarten expands and the career is successful, maybe he can take over his parents and settle down!
Is there any hope?There must be!
Tired.
Seeing Zhuang Fan squatting there suddenly, the monkey cautiously approached and said, "Master, what's wrong with you? Your stomach hurts?"
Zhuang Fan raised his head, wiped his face, and said haggardly, "Master's stomach doesn't hurt, but his tooth hurts!"
The monkey scratched his head and said, "What is the cause of the toothache? Master, do you want to take an elixir?"
Zhuang Fan thought, the toothache is because of tiredness!
He sighed and ate the elixir handed over by the monkey. After all, he was still looking forward to going home, and didn't want to lose his soul, so he was honest when he took the pills for a while.
Hongye saw that Zhuang Fan was squatting on the ground, and thought it was fun. She also squatted down with her hands in her sleeves, stood up again, squatted down again, and repeated this several times. It was like squatting. what?"
Hongye squatted still, and said: "It's quite comfortable to squat like this..."
Zhuang Fan sighed, thinking that this is a little fool, he returned the water bottle to his apprentice, stood up and patted his buttocks, and left, ready to see the caramel cake, without asking how long Hongye would follow them.
He thought to himself, as long as he wants, one sheep is herding, two sheep are also herding, he also wants to open it.
Later, I thought, it’s okay to follow, teach him the common sense of life, so as not to be like his apprentice, who doesn’t understand anything, and cook by himself in the future, with one breath of true anger, even the firewood and the pot will be burned to black ashes!
Seeing that his father was gone, Wu You quickly came over with Hong Boy in his arms, and stuffed the naked butt fat boy who was sleeping soundly into Hong Ye's hand, saying, "Old Ancestor, I'll give it to you as an apprentice!"
Hurry up and take it away!Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye!
Hongye took Honghaier, touched Wuyou, grabbed her bun and said, "Brother!"
Wu You was dumbfounded, and said, "Then what about my senior brother?"
Hongye nodded his chubby little nose, and said, "You're silly, you're already called Senior Brother, why are you still asking me!"
Wu You said: "Ah, then there is a Jinzha in my family!"
Hongye said: "That's my elder brother too, called elder brother!"
After thinking about it, Wuyou didn't suffer any disadvantages by shouting, and he didn't hesitate anymore, and he shouted happily: "Brother!"
Hongye smiled, and said to Wuwang and Bajie in Wuwang's arms: "From now on, I will be called Big Brother, remember?"
Wu Wang said: "Remember! Hello, big brother!" Ba Jie also nodded vigorously!
Seeing that Wuwang agreed happily, Hongye was so happy that all the teeth came out, and said: "Okay, good!" I didn't know where to find something, threw it at Wuwang, and said: "Here you are!"
After searching again, there was nothing left, so I had to give each of Wuyou and Bajie a fruit.
But he said that Wu Wang stretched out his hand to slap it, opened his palm to take a look, drink!Take a breath, a very big dragon ball!
Wu Wang was startled, and tremblingly said: "Brother, whose is this? I dare not take it!"
Hong Ye rubbed her chin and said: "Oh, it's so far away, Yilong who robbed us of the territory back then! He told everyone to beat him to death, and they divided up the other things. Just give me this inedible bead, and I will keep it. It's been a long time, but it's useless, you can keep it and play!"
Wu Wang was about to cry, one by one, who were they, crying and saying: "Brother, is this one of my ancestors? How can I accept it? I dare not!" Do you want to send it back to Xihai? Worship, and then buried?
Hong Ye waved her hand and said: "Don't worry, no! Although some ancestors of your family fell back then, we are all close neighbors anyway, so how can we eat their meat. This is a dragon that came from nowhere. It looks very ugly. It's different from your parents, and there must be no blood relationship!"
I don't know which grandpa in your family has eaten the meat of this dragon with him. With his strength and strength, he snatched a big piece of meat!
As a result, he, who was soft-tempered at that time, didn't eat anything, so he got a broken pearl.
Wu Wang burst into tears and said, "Really? Did you lie to me?"
Hong Ye rolled her eyes and said, "You know it by smelling it yourself? You are not courageous, you have to practice!"
Little Bailong was suspicious, put the dragon ball to the tip of his nose and smelled it, tsk, there was a smell of fire!
Only then did he let go of his heart, and smiled at Hongye, "Thank you, brother!"
Wuyou leaned over to look, and saw that the bead had a black and bulging appearance, which was inconspicuous at all. If it weren't for the fluctuations on the bead that were similar to those of dragons, if it was thrown on the ground, it might be mistaken for a fish-eye bead. Asked Wu Wang: "Second senior brother, what is the use of this thing?"
Wu Wang took the bead and looked it over carefully, and said: "It stands to reason that this game is mixed with dragon energy, so it can be absorbed by the same family, but this is not my ancestor, and I am not related to me, so I dare not for a while. I took it rashly!"
Wuyou was curious, and said, "It doesn't look very eye-catching! How dragonish is it?"
Wu Wang nodded and said: "There are quite a lot! This bead is of the fire attribute. You see, when I hold it like this, it is eager to try, trying to spew out sparks and destroy my water dragon!"
He held the bead in the palm of his hand, Wuyou took a closer look, and Bajie was also watching silently in Wuwang's arms, and sure enough, the bead flew straight at Wuwang with crackling flames!
Wuyou clicked his tongue twice and said, "When this dragon was alive, he must have had a bad temper!" The little fat pig also grunted twice, expressing his agreement.
Wu Wang rubbed Ba Jie's forehead, nodded: "I think what you say, Junior Brother, makes sense!"
Wuyou begged, "Second Senior Brother, this is the first time I see a Dragon Ball, can you touch it for me?"
Wu Wang thought for a while and said, "Then you can stretch out a finger to touch it, okay? I'm afraid you are a body of grass and trees, and you will get hurt if you touch it."
Wuyou said: "It's all right, I can resist burning, and even if it breaks, I still have spare limbs!"
This made Wu Wang and Ba Jie shudder.
Wu Wang spread out his palm and brought it to Wu You, asking him to touch it.
Wu You was so courageous, he stretched out an index finger carelessly to touch it, and even rubbed it up and down twice.
Who would have thought that the little flower bud on his head that had been quiet all this time suddenly stretched out its stem, and quickly reached out from under Wuyou's palm, opened the petals, swallowed the bead, and then With a whoosh, he retracted, and after a while, he hiccupped slowly.
"Hi~~~" The voice was delicate and soft.
Wu Wang spread out his palms, and together with Ba Jie, he looked at Wu You's head in a daze.
Wuyou touched the bead twice, but the bead suddenly disappeared, and the flower bud moved so fast that he didn't see clearly at all, so he was stunned, raised his head and asked the second senior brother: "Where are the beads?"
Wuyou retracted her hand, pointed at the top of his head, and said in a low voice, "My son has snatched it!"
Just as she was talking, the flower bud hiccupped again: "Hi——!"
This time the voice was bolder, and Wu You heard it too!
He stretched out his hand to touch the top of his head, seeing that the flower bud was not in a good shape, with a swish, it shrank into the bun, and Wu You touched nothing!
When he didn't pay attention for a while, his son ate something indiscriminately, and Wuyou became anxious, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Father! Father! Something is wrong!"
Zhuang Fan was sitting there repairing the horseshoe of the caramel cake. He was startled and almost stabbed his arm with a knife. He quickly put down the caramel cake and stuffed him with a piece of sugar. gone?"
Wuyou's face was wrinkled, and he threw himself into Zhuang Fan's arms, groaning, "My son ate the second senior brother's dragon ball!"
Zhuang Fan was shocked: "What!"
He turned his head to look at Xiao Bailong, who was standing there properly, and hurriedly asked, "Hey, are you okay?"
Wu Wang said helplessly: "Master, I'm alright, the doll eats the dragon balls given to me by Brother Hongye, not my own!"
Zhuang Fan's heart fluttered, he just put it down and picked it up again, helped his youngest son up, and asked, "Where's the child? Are you okay?"
Wu You groaned, "I don't know, I touched them, and they hid!"
Zhuang Fan went to pull Wuyou's bun, didn't look at anything, couldn't help being impatient, and asked, "How did you eat that bead? What's your reaction?"
Wuyou blushed, and said: "It's my fault, I wanted to touch the bead, but the second brother asked me to touch it twice, they didn't know what to do, they jumped down and swallowed the bead."
Wu Wang leaned over and added: "I hiccupped twice after eating!" Ba Jie also nodded.
Zhuang Fan asked: "Two? Can the two children share the food?"
Wu Wang said: "Listen to the voice." The two hiccups are different in their movements.
Wu Wang happily thought, it sounds like there is a girl doll!
Soft cute!
Zhuang Fan didn't understand this kind of thing, so he had to call Hongye over again for consultation.
Hong Ye hugged the sleeping Hong Boy, looked at Wu You and said, "Ah, why did you eat them all?"
Wuyou twitched his fingers, very embarrassed, "If you don't pay attention..." He really didn't want to steal the second senior brother's beads.
Hongye said: "It's okay, I'm just a little full, I hid to digest it! Don't worry, you are still a good boy after you get enough sleep!"
Wu Wang thought more, and said, "Brother, I am a water dragon, and this bead is of fire attribute. Will this bead hinder the two children?"
Hongye laughed to death, and said: "Are you stupid? What you gave these two children is just a soul. The body was given by Wuyou, even the attributes, and it was inherited from him!"
It was only then that Wu Wang came to his senses, suddenly realized, and hurriedly said: "Then Wu You is the body of grass and trees!"
Hongye patted the young, inexperienced, silly father reassuringly, and said, "It's okay, what the children absorb is pure energy, which is almost the same as eating a meal for you. When our magic is cast, no matter the fire It is still water, in fact, the origin is the same, in the final analysis, they are all the same thing, don't be afraid!"
After hearing this, Zhuang Fan gave a thumbs up in his heart, thinking, Hongye will definitely be the number one physicist in Datang if he continues to study!
At this time, the monkey led the horse over and said, "Master, I have seen the soles of Caramel Cake's feet, and they are all fine. Let's go now?"
Before Zhuang Fan could speak, Hongye said vigorously, "Let's go! Let's go!"
As soon as these words came out, Wu You, who was apologizing to the second senior brother, turned pale in shock, turned his head and said, "Brother, don't you take your apprentice back to the cave?"
Hongye smiled and said: "Oh, it's not that the place hasn't been chosen yet, I'll follow you for a while, and stay wherever is good!"
Wuyou wailed, put his head heavily on the second senior brother, and began to play dead, pressing Bajie to scream.
Wu Wang was a little angry just now that his junior brother had a relationship with him, but now seeing his pitiful appearance, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Wu You listlessly went to find the caramel cake, Wu Wang transformed into a white dragon horse again, and went to carry Master.
It's just that Zhuang Fan saw Hongye, a young man of small stature, holding a chubby doll, looking at it pitifully, and said, "Hongye, you are holding the child, come and ride the dragon horse on the road?"
Hong Ye waved her hand and said, "I'm not used to riding a horse. I have my own mount. You are welcome, holy monk!"
As he spoke, he didn't know where to pull it out, and took out a huge green leaf, and sat on it with the red boy in his arms. The leaf flew up automatically without wind!
Zhuang Fan looked at the red leaves as if he were watching Doraemon, and thought to himself where did he hide the things?The back of the body, the sleeves and the chest, wherever you catch it!
Looking up at the green "flying carpet" flickering and slowly flying in mid-air, I was also very envious in my heart, this person is not afraid of the cold?
So he got on his horse, carried his tin stick, and continued westward with his disciples.
Bajie is still letting go today, still hanging on Zhuang Fan's chest.
Bajie has come since, and has been working hard all the time. He helped the kitchen, washed dishes and clothes when he was resting. He never complained about the slightest hardship. I can guess a little, so I love him in my heart, and treat Bajie very carefully, but my attitude is always indifferent, unlike Wukong, who pinches his face when he says pinch his face, and hugs him when he says hug, I'm afraid he will be more enthusiastic , and then told this chubby to be even more frightened.
So this time, it was rare that Bajie finally acted coquettishly with him, and Zhuang Fan pampered him, anyway, after Bajie had enough fun, he would turn into a human form sooner or later.
After all, the little chubby pig always has to be fed now, and the days when the food comes are really tormenting!
When crossing the mountain, Zhuang Fan thought of Hong Boy's subordinates, and asked Wukong, "What happened to those little monsters?"
Wukong said: "Master, don't worry, they all told Wuwang to lay down, and some of them fell asleep. Afterwards, the meritorious officer on duty will call Sha Wujing over and take them all to Huangfeng Cave!"
Zhuang Fan frowned when he heard this name, and said, "Why is he there? Why is the little demon sent there?"
Wukong said: "I heard that it was the Jade Emperor's intention to tell him to be a demon king there, to lead all the demons in the world. If we encounter any demons who have no master along the way, he will take care of them!"
Zhuang Fan vaguely felt that something was wrong, but when he thought about it, he couldn't get involved. Basically, the four words "powerless" can sum up everything. After all, Sha Wujing has no status as a teacher and apprentice with him at this time. , then leave it alone.
All the way without talking, Honghaier woke up several times in Hongye's arms, dazed, and opened his mouth to call "Master!"
Hongye was overjoyed, and quickly agreed, "Hey, where is Master?" She asked again, "Are you hungry? Are you thirsty?"
Red Boy tilted his head and fell asleep again!
Hongye was overjoyed, so she waited for Honghai'er's medicine to wear off and poured tea for him when she woke up.
After seven days like this, apart from eating and sleeping, Hongye master and apprentice sat on the leaves for the rest of the time, floating in the sky.
Zhuang Fan was afraid that Honghai would be cold without clothes, so he brought the previous suit to Hongye, and said, "This is what your apprentice wore before, but it doesn't fit right now, you can mess with it, let him wear it!"
Hong Ye took it over and took a look. It was still a monk's robe, but it was changed into straight embroidered clothes as usual, exactly the same as his, and it was worn by Hong Boy. The master and apprentice looked at it, and it looked like brothers, which made Zhuang Fan even more worried.
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