Tang Seng is a cook

Red Boy's face was flushed by Zhuang Fan's kiss, and without saying a word, he picked up his clothes and ran away with his head bowed, the broken hat on his head fluttering in the wind as he ran.

Bajie was very angry, and hummed in Master's arms: My hat!my clothes!my shoes!mine!

Zhuang Fan didn't need to guess what Bajie was muttering about, he patted his fat butt and said, "Master will buy you a new one later!"

Only then was Bajie happy, bowed his head contentedly, and continued to look for something to eat at the master's hands.

Nothing!

Zhuang Fan went to wash Honghaier's face just now, and gave Wukong all the leftover dates, and the monkey threw it in his mouth, and ate it up, leaving no drip left.

Wukong chewed, searched all of Master's inventory, and finally scratched and pulled some charcoal left over from the winter day in the corners of the storage beads. At least he raised the stove. Today's lunch is fried egg pancakes, millet Porridge, served with small pickles.

Wuji King and Empress Chao Shicheng took a lot of eggs for her, and Wukong accepted them very unceremoniously, and they would not spoil if they were put in storage beads. Zhuang Fan has been making egg dishes for them these days. There is no meat, only I can take eggs to supplement the protein. Fortunately, the little ones are not tired of eating.

When Wu Wang came back, he met the fake Bajie who came out from behind the bushes after changing clothes.

Probably because of the mutual restraint of water and fire, the Holy Infant King somehow got a little afraid of this "Second Senior Brother", and called out in a low voice: "Senior Brother, you are back..."

Xiao Bailong looked at this fake junior, smiled maliciously, nodded and said: "Yeah, I'm back."

Wukong heard it, turned his head to look over, Wu Wangchong winked at senior brother, and smiled, and the monkey put his heart down.

It became.

The old lair of the little goblin in front of him has been taken away by Wu.

I have to go on with this. A few days ago, a few of them couldn’t fall asleep after they practiced, and they had nothing to play. A bottle of "Seven Returning Fire Pill" came.

Everyone didn't know what kind of medicine it was, but Zhuang Fan still remembered these little props that had nothing to do with place names. Seeing his apprentice muttering, he said: "There is nothing else to do if you take this medicine, just sleep for seven days. But be careful, don't eat indiscriminately."

Back then Laojun's cattle-herding boy picked up this medicine and swallowed it in one gulp, so he fell into a coma and let go of Qingniu without checking for a while.

Wukong clicked his tongue and said, "How can I sleep for so long? It's worse than my sleepy bug!"

Wu Wang said: "Brother's Sleepy Bug is very convenient and has a large dose. Not one goblin in a room can escape. This pill can only knock down one person."

As he was talking, the topic went off track, and he became very vicious.

Wuyou said from the side: "What's the matter? Throw a pill in their water, and when they drink the water, put it all down, wouldn't it be easy to destroy it?"

Bajie said, "If the medicine is wet with water, how effective will it be?"

Zhuang Fan shook his head, expressing that he didn't know, and naturally he couldn't make nonsense about things that weren't written in the book.

The little ones got together and started discussing among themselves, Zhuang Fan couldn't compare them to their energy, so he fell asleep in a daze, not knowing what these monkey kids had discussed.

But I don't know, these naughty people took out the seven-returning fire pill and crushed it to pieces. They didn't know the skill they learned there, made a "blowing tube" and discussed it, if they meet again next time If the goblin who doesn't have long eyes dares to provoke him, he will stealthily copy his lair!

The blowing tube was originally kept by Wukong, but just now Wuwang transformed into a human form, and the two brothers and sisters were separated, Wukong put the blowing tube in the little white dragon's hand calmly.

Wu Wang is very transparent, he has always had a good heart with his senior brother, he knew what it was when he touched it with his hand, his face was calm, he greeted his master with a smile, turned into a dragon and slipped away.

That red boy was only trying to please the holy monk, he didn't know that little white dragon found his Huoyun Cave easily, his group of subordinates were all resting and playing in the cave, telling Wu Wang to breathe down the dragon's breath, and the cloud and mist During the transpiration period, the powder in the blower was diffused throughout the cave, and none of them escaped, and they were all down.

Xiao Bailong saw everyone collapsed in mid-air, he was worried, he got down, and went up to poke one by one, but he didn't wake up, he found some unlucky guy, sprayed a mouthful of salt soda on it, but he didn't wake up, so he was relieved, went out After entering Huoyun Cave, he carefully closed the door for them, and wandered back to find his master and elder brother.

Zhuang Fan didn't know about the dispute between his disciples, he was cooking porridge and was concentrating on making pancakes, but the red boy stayed by and didn't leave, seeing him staring at the pancakes on the plate, Zhuang Fan picked one up for him.

Hong Haier was holding the cake, feeling sore and sad.

In the past six months, he has heard a lot of rumors about this Monk Tang, and there are not many good things to say about him, saying that he eats demons, kills, likes men, treats demons meticulously and cruelly, does not stop after beating him, and even kills him. Cut the eggs and take them away...

But he never expected that he would meet such a gentle and kind Master Tang...

Not only smiled at him, but also washed his face, fed him, and dressed him...

It would be nice if he was really his apprentice.

Thinking of this, Hong Boy raised his head ferociously, looked at the little pig in Master's arms, smiled maliciously, and said, "Master, let's roast this little pig and eat it!?"

In case this piggy is really Marshal Zhu Wuneng that day, if he goes down with a knife, he will be the only Bajie in this world!

Ba Jie was nestled in the master's arms well, the master gave him a few mouthfuls while making pancakes, mixed eating and drinking until he was satisfied, what a beautiful life, hearing what Hong Haier said, he couldn't help but froze all over, even Not daring to show any air, shivering, he shrank back into his cloth pocket, not daring to show his face again.

Zhuang Fan saw that Bajie was frightened and shivered into an egg in his arms, so he slowly touched him comfortingly, and said to Honghaier: "Let's become monks, sweep the floor so as not to harm the lives of ants, take care of the moth veil lamp, How can you kill a life?"

Although these words were said to appease Honghaier, Zhuang Fan had indeed led his disciples to eat vegetarian food for a long time.

Speaking of which, in addition to the meat bought from the butchers in the small town, the monkeys caught some chickens in autumn, killed some wild animals that came up to attack them, and Kaichun Wuyou and Wuwang got some fish , since the winter came, followed by the spring when all things multiplied, after Tang Monk and his disciples ate up their stocks, they have basically eaten vegetarian food along the way.

Just because the young ones seemed very disturbed when they saw that the master kept chanting words every time he killed an animal, and they had to recite the death mantra for a long time at night, so they gradually stopped clamoring to eat meat, and Wukong even accepted it. Stick, never killed a wild animal again.

Even Bajie changed his favorite from roujiamo to sugar pancakes. After he ran out of meat, he took the initiative to ask his master to change the recipe.

How could Zhuang Fan not know that his disciples are considerate? He has always been worried that this world is special after all. If he recklessly feeds his disciples with meat, will he bring karma to them and delay their practice? The consumption is quite large, how can I do without protein and oil, so I am very entangled in my heart.

Fortunately, there were soybeans in the grain storage, and when the tofu he bought was finished, Zhuang Fan took the time to try to make a lot of dried tofu by himself. Now that he had eggs, he made them for his disciples every day.

Strictly speaking, eggs are considered meat, but Zhuang Fan didn't care about so much in order to supplement his apprentice's nutrition. Now with him, as long as it's not meat, it's considered vegetarian.

It's just that he is in charge of a few monkeys and doesn't tell them to dig out bird nests in the woods.

So at this time, he has some confidence to say these words to Honghaier.

He was a young man who was forced to become a monk halfway through. He used to have all kinds of meat and dislikes. Now that he can do what he is now, Zhuang Fan wants to give himself a thumbs up!

Hong Haier was dumbfounded when he heard that, what, you can't eat meat anymore?

After thinking about it, he asked cautiously: "Master, if we find wild animals that were killed by the roadside, can we eat them?"

Zhuang Fan thought that this child is so lacking in this kind of meat, looking at how it looks like when Ba Jie first came, he was afraid that he would not be able to eat, that he would not have enough to eat, and that he would have a hard time running away from home?

Nai patiently persuaded: "The dead body by the roadside, it has been dead for an unknown amount of time, the meat is rotten, rotten and smelly, if you eat it, you will die!"

The people next to me almost vomited, and Wuyou hurried over and said, "Bajie, is the pancake light today? You have a heavy mouth, so brother will add some salt to you!"

While talking, he took out the blower, knocked a few times on the egg pancake in fake Bajie's hand, and poured a little of the seven-return fire pill powder on the wall.

After beating, Wu Wang said: "Eat it quickly, it won't taste good if it gets cold!"

The red boy was a little afraid of the little white dragon, so he didn't dare to refute. Hearing this, he quickly rolled up the pancake, stuffed it into his mouth, and said resolutely while chewing, "If it's that wild thing, Bumped to death right in front of our eyes?"

Zhuang Fan had no choice but to think that the child still wanted to sit on the sidelines, so he could only foolishly said: "This way of dying is too strange, I'm afraid it's unknown, I'd better recite the scriptures and then bury..." It's good...

While talking, he stared at the fake Bajie, his movements slowed down, his mouth stopped moving, his eyelids slowly slid down, and within a moment, with half a pancake in his hand, he fell to the ground with a thump, and slowly slipped into his loose clothes. Slowly shrunk into a little doll, and fell asleep soundly.

Zhuang Fan was dumbfounded, thinking that his preaching was so boring, so hypnotic?

Suddenly reacting, Wuwang stared at him: "What did you give people to eat?"

Wu Wang had an innocent face, "Just a little residue of the Seven Returning Fire Pill, it doesn't hinder Master!"

Zhuang Fan clicked one by one, thinking that they are all skinny children!Those few giggled and cupped their fists together as a beggar.

Zhuang Fan picked up the doll with his clothes on, squeezed his cheeks, and dug out the unswallowed cake crumbs from the red boy's mouth, and saw that there was nothing in his throat, so he was relieved.

Wukong looked at it and said, "Master, what is this for?"

Zhuang Fan said: "He has something in his mouth, so he would choke if he fell asleep like this."

The monkey smiled and said, "I thought it was the master who suddenly became stingy and refused to give anyone a bite of pancake!"

Zhuang Fan sighed, holding the child in his arms and began to worry, what's wrong with it, he slept for seven days and couldn't leave him here.

Seeing his father hugging a goblin and not letting go, Wuyou couldn't help feeling jealous, and rushed over and said, "Daddy, I'm hungry!"

Zhuang Fan hurriedly said, "Then eat!"

In the end, he took out a luggage roll, put the red boy on it, and told him to sleep warmly, while the master and apprentice ate lunch by the stove.

Zhuang Fan took Bajie out of his arms, held him up and said, "Still not coming back? Let's eat!"

Little Fat Pig hurriedly shook his head like a rattle drum, and as soon as he arched his head, he burrowed into Master's arms, don't!constant!

Master's arms are warm and comfortable, so don't change back!

Zhuang Fan had no choice but to take the white, fat and strong little pig back, but he refused to pay attention to him. He picked up the bowl and pretended to drink porridge, but in fact the porridge was too hot and wanted to be cooled.

Bajie was dumbfounded, what about mine?Holding on to the master's rice bowl, hanging on the edge of the bowl, he couldn't get it off, he finally asked the master to tilt the bowl, took a sip, but it was too hot.

Zhuang Fan laughed at him and said, "Master said blowing blows, so you don't need to be impatient!"

I don't dislike my disciples either, and the two use one bowl to finish a lunch.

The other three knew that it was rare for Bajie to be so close to the master, so they didn't bother him. They all smiled and looked at him acting like a baby, and didn't call him after dinner. They packed up their things and prepared to go on the road.

But what about this uninvited little guy?

The master and apprentice took futons and sat around Hong Hai'er, discussing how to deal with the little fairy.

It is absolutely impossible to kill it, and it is also impossible to take it away.

Don't talk about Red Boy's charcoal-like temper, just talk about their master and apprentice working hard all the way, eating and sleeping in the open, exposed to the sun and rain, and they may be short of food and drink at any time. This little goblin is different from Wuyou. A lot, at such a young age, why make him suffer this.

Wu Wang, who was familiar with Honghaier's lair, said, "What's so difficult about it? Just throw it back to his cave. It just so happens that the little demon in his cave is also sleeping. Put them together, close the door of their cave, and wake up seven days later." , our master and apprentice are already thousands of miles away!"

Zhuang Fan pondered for a while, remembering the stubborn and unyielding temperament of the red boy in the book, he shook his head and said: "No, this kid is stubborn, if he decides that he wants to go with us, not to mention thousands of miles, even if he reaches the west, I'm afraid He will come from far away to find him."

Wuyou said with a sad face: "Why is this person like this? It's like being wrapped in cowhide, does he still depend on us?"

Zhuang Fan thought, he is just a little calf, stubborn.

According to his usual practice, Wukong planned to do whatever he could to save trouble, and simply said: "Master, anyway, he has already put on the hat given by the Bodhisattva. Otherwise, let's send him to the South China Sea again?"

Zhuang Fan laughed, and said clearly: "Why, in the future, if you meet goblins, as long as you don't have any background of immortals and Buddhas, you will send them to Bodhisattvas?"

Wukong was not guilty at all, and said with a smile: "Why not? The Bodhisattva's purple bamboo forest is huge. Every time I go to see it, I feel strange and deserted. It's okay to send a few hundred more." Those who are familiar with running, go back and forth without any delay.

Zhuang Fan listened to the monkey's silly words, laughed and said: "Like Huaguo Mountain, the whole mountain is full of monkeys and grandchildren, so it is called lively, isn't it?"

The monkey said triumphantly, "No way!"

Zhuang Fan couldn't help laughing, rubbed the monkey's forehead and said: "It's just that the Bodhisattva told me last time that his disciples in Putuo Mountain are now in full swing, so tell me, Master, don't send you to send male disciples to him again." Woolen cloth!"

The monkey looked disappointed: "Tsk, it's enough to have an apprentice, what's the difference between men and women!"

Zhuang Fan also sighed, and said yes, he didn't want a male apprentice, this red boy was supposed to be under Guanyin's care, but before their master and apprentice met this bear boy, Guanyin rejected him, what a pity.

In the Purple Bamboo Forest, seeing that Zhuang Fan didn't make the call to ask the monkey to come and see off his disciples, Guanyin couldn't help but feel relieved and let out a long breath.

The last time he was blind, he brought the little red boy back to the purple bamboo forest. Who would have thought that this kid had strong tendons in his bones, and he was convinced in his mouth and dissatisfied in his heart.

He set fire at both ends in three days, and later said pitifully that he didn't do it on purpose, and half of his lotus pond, which could float and breathe fire, was destroyed. Every day from head to toe black and gray.

Corporal punishment is useless, preaching does not listen, and Guanyin, who has not recruited and recruited, regrets so much that his intestines are green!

Now that there is a chance to do it all over again, if this disciple can be rejected, Guanyin decisively chooses not to.

He really, doesn't really want to be a teacher for bear kids again!

Zhuang Fan didn't know Guanyin's thinking, so he really believed his words, but now that the red boy has nowhere to go, it is very difficult for him.

Wu Wang said helplessly: "Brother, why don't you work hard and return this child to his father? Let his father take care of his head office. If his father can't do it, so can his mother?"

Before Wukong said he didn't want to go, Wuyou interjected and said, "Second Senior Brother, don't talk stupidly. If his parents cared about him, he would still come out at such a young age and become the king of the mountain? Think about the times when we were young. Days, look at him again!"

At first glance, it looks like the two of them, without reliable parents!

If it weren't for the fact that the father didn't care about it, and the mother was incompetent, such a small child should just enjoy the love and care at the knees of his parents and grow up well!

Wu Wang choked, sighed for a long while, and said, "Speaking of which, this child is quite pitiful..."

Zhuang Fan knew the gossip about Hong Haier's parents, but it was hard to say, so he just nodded and said, "It's quite pitiful, alas!"

Seeing the master's sigh, San Xiao could not help but look at each other, and Wuyou was pushed out between the eyes, "Father, why is he so pitiful? Can you tell me?"

Can Zhuang Fan be fooled by this?He opened his mouth and asked, "Didn't you say that his parents didn't care about him?"

The feng shui took turns, just as Wu You choked someone, he himself was choked back.

Zhuang Fan turned his head and said: "Wukong, do you know any kind of great power, someone with greater ability, but also kind-hearted and soft-hearted, who likes children?"

His ability can make Honghai'er heartbroken, and he can also cure his violent temper; if he likes children and has a kind heart, he will not treat Honghai'er violently, and will love him and love him.

Monkey rubbed his chin and said, "I heard this description, so familiar? It seems to be Wuyou's master!"

Wuyou was so angry, it's not over after robbing his father, but also robbing his master?Immediately stood up and said: "I don't want him to be my junior brother! No way! My master only loves me!"

Seeing his youngest son's hair trembling with anger, Zhuang Fan quickly hugged him and patted his back, saying, "Okay, okay, don't take him in!"

He said to the monkey again, "Next!"

Monkey was dumbfounded. Among the people he knew, there was no one who liked children...

Wu You was very afraid that his father would really throw this little fairy to his master, he bit his fingers and racked his brains for a long time, then clapped his hands and said, "Throw it to Patriarch Hongye!"

His eyes sparkled and he said: "Patriarch Hongye is a great man! My master and uncle will salute him when they see him! He is also kind and approachable. Because I am too short, he becomes taller than me and talks to me , Even if her identity was revealed later, she didn't put on airs to me!"

Zhuang Fan suddenly realized: "Oh, so he is quite tall after turning into a human? I saw that he looks and is about the same size as you, so I thought he was a child at first!"

Wuyou stretched out her chubby little hand, held her father's face, and said very seriously: "Daddy, tell me, is my idea good?"

Zhuang Fan clasped his son's chubby hands with both hands, nodded and said: "Yes, yes, only one is that we can't find the ancestor Hongye, and the second one, even if we do find it, whether they will accept Hongbai or not is still two." Say it!"

Before finding the ancestor of Hongye, he couldn't just take Honghaier on the road like this. This little calf is too irritable, and Zhuang Fan didn't want to put out fires for him every day.

Even if a great coincidence happened, if Hongye refused to accept Honghaier, what would they do?The two of them are stunned, put together, buy and sell by force, and then they run away as master and apprentice?

I think he will be hunted down by Hongye and Honghaier at the same time!

Hearing this, Wu You couldn't help but feel very discouraged. He nestled in his father's arms, hugged the chubby third senior brother, and murmured in a low voice, "I don't give him my father, and I don't give him my master either!"

Zhuang Fan didn't expect his youngest son to be so jealous, he really couldn't laugh or cry, he has been seeing Wu You and his three apprentices making out with each other without any conflicts, and he thought that the child was just hurt by his father, but he still felt very sad. The gregarious, but did not expect to wait here.

Wuyou gets along well with his brothers, is it because all three of Wukong call him master, and only Wuyou calls himself daddy?

But Wukong said: "Master, I think the idea of ​​the younger brother is very good! Master don't worry, I can find my elder brother and call him over!"

Zhuang Fan's eyes lit up, and he turned to look at Wukong. He had forgotten the relationship between the big apprentice and Hongye, a "brother" who came so easily, but he was a little worried, and said, "Is there any hindrance?"

Wukong knew that Master was always worrying, so he said with a smile: "My brother asked my brother to talk, what's in the way, Master, don't worry!"

Zhuang Fan saw that Wukong spoke kindly, so he quietly relieved his heart, thinking that your elder brother has too much background, but recognizes him too easily!

Even though the monkey said it was all right, he didn't delay, took out a bundle of twigs, which was secretly given to him by the ancestor Hongye last time, took out a branch, waved his hand to light it, and blew with his mouth, only to see a faint green smoke, straight into it. sky.

Everyone watched with bated breath, only Honghaier and Bajie, one in the bed and the other in the arms of the master, both of them were sleeping on their backs, they didn't know what happened to them.

After a while, I saw the surrounding vegetation shaking and rustling, and the breeze blew up, bringing a burst of fragrance from the vegetation. Wukong stood up and said, "Here we come!"

The masters and apprentices stood up one after another, and saw the luxuriant vegetation in front of them obediently get out of the way. Wearing a blue Taoist robe with a fair complexion, the gentle and handsome young Taoist priest walked over slowly with his hands in his sleeves.

Wukong and Hongye are both born spirit bodies. Although one is a plant body and the other is a mountain rock spirit monkey, they are connected with each other by their soul and blood, so they know it is Hongye without looking at their appearance. !"

Hongye smiled and said, "I'm bored, just call me!"

Zhuang Fan and Wu You were shocked, after all, the red leaf with old scars on his face and the white and tender boy in front of him were actually two people.

It's just that Wukong went up to talk to him, and knowing that there was no mistake, Zhuang Fan led a few apprentices to meet him.

Seeing Zhuang Fan, Hong Ye quickly went to help him, saying: "The holy monk is Master Wukong, so he is more or less my elder!"

Zhuang Fan quickly waved his hand and said: "Everyone has their own opinions! Speaking of which, even this master, I should feel guilty!"

Seeing that Zhuang Fan was open-minded, Hong Ye never forgot to expose his faults, and liked him a third more than last time, saying: "Holy monk, don't shirk, I am on the same level as Wukong and Wuyou, if you are a little shorter in front of me Wouldn't it make them difficult?"

The two exchanged pleasantries for a while, and then got to the point.

Hongye lowered her head, looked at the red boy who was sleeping sprawled in the bed, pondered for a while, and said: "Well, this child is destined for me!"

Zhuang Fan blinked, thinking that this word sounds familiar to me?

The author has something to say: Zhuang Fan spurted out a mouthful of old blood!

Just say that I am an obscene monk!

What's up with this cut egg!

How can I be so perverted! !

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"It's middle school, not sick",

"Yueguan Mountain",

"dropping beads",

"", these babies fed me again, the hospitality is hard to stop, tons, tons, tons!