Tang Seng is a cook

Wu You wished to send Hong Boy away as soon as possible, so he hurriedly said: "Since there is a destiny, I will send you off! Take it away!"

Zhuang Fan was a little worried, and said: "This red boy is good at using fire, patriarch, you are a grass and tree, is there any hindrance?"

Hong Ye smiled and said: "Live for a long time, there is no other benefit, it is more resistant to beatings. It is very difficult for such a small person to hinder me."

Zhuang Fan was a little puzzled in his heart, since he was resistant to beatings, how could he have been dug out by Wukong?

It's just that the two of them were talking, and Hongye felt that something was wrong. Why did the feeling of being spied on come out again?

When he met Tang Seng and his disciples last time, he had vaguely sensed that someone was peeping at them, but at that time, he was the incarnation of Chuchu, roughed it up, and didn't care.

Now that Hongye has wandered around the world for a long time, she is more and more comfortable using this body. How can he not feel this blatant prying?

Hongye frowned, put down her clasped hands, waved her right hand, and glanced up to the sky, seeing all kinds of faces reflected in those dense water mirrors, many of them were old acquaintances, she couldn't help snorting coldly With a sound, his eyes were like lightning, and he stared over.

The water mirrors of those gods and Buddhas were instantly filled with red leaves, and the ancestor's incarnation screamed angrily, and the water mirror immediately shattered.

After a while, everyone turned on the water mirror with lingering fears. They didn't dare to look directly at the direction of the westward team. I can't see clearly.

On the ground, Wukong saw that the red leaves were suddenly silent and looked up at the sky, so he couldn't help but looked up curiously. Monkeys couldn't see the water mirror. After watching for a long time, Monk Zhang Er couldn't figure it out, so he came over and asked, "Brother, what's the matter?" gone?"

Hong Ye was amazed, and asked: "Your master is now a mortal body, a mortal, that's all, how come you are not aware of it under the surveillance of others day and night?"

Wukong was shocked when he heard this, and the younger ones were also taken aback, but Zhuang Fan knew what he was thinking, and he was afraid that the immortals and Buddhas all over the sky were watching Tang monk and his disciples go west, but the ancestor Hongye caught him.

Wukong was tongue-tied and said, "I didn't notice anything wrong?" He was always sensitive, if someone was peeping, how could he not feel it?

Hongye frowned, feeling that Wukong's cultivation was wrong, so she pulled his wrist to look closely, and the more she looked at her frown became tighter, she said: "You are a spiritual stone monkey, you were born with it, and your body veins should be transparent, clear and thorough, Why is my body so dirty now?"

Zhuang Fan was shocked when he heard this, his face turned pale, and he said in a trembling voice: "But follow me, eat meat?"

Ancestor Hongye shook his head and said: "What's the hindrance to eating meat, but it will help him grow some blood. I'm talking about his meridians. What's all this stuff?"

As he spoke, he stretched out his right index finger, turned it into a wooden knife, and slashed across the monkey's right palm. At the same time, he clenched his other hand tightly, and slammed it down from Wukong's elbow.

The monkey didn't care about it when it was scratched, but this stroke made Wukong cry out in pain, clutching his arms and daring not to move.

Everyone looked at it together, and saw that the bleeding from the knife edge in the great sage's hand was not bright red blood, but a dark, sticky, pungent-smelling filth, I don't know what it was.

Zhuang Fan's heart just settled down, suddenly raised his throat again!

Could it be that the iron pellets and copper juice haven't been drained yet?

Hongye twitched a little of the black thing, rubbed her fingers, sniffed it at the end of her nose, and said strangely: "Why are there so many medicine residues in your body? I'm afraid it wasn't thousands of years ago that you ate the elixir as a meal. full?"

After hearing this, Zhuang Fan hurriedly said: "He did eat a lot of elixir in Tushita Palace back then!"

He picked up the disasters that the great sage caused in the Heavenly Palace and chose the part of the Tushi Palace, and learned from Hongye, talking about the monkey who was holding his arm and complaining of pain, his face was flushed, and he wondered, how could the master know so clearly about his old man? ?

Monkey murmured in his heart, remembering about the matter of heaven, he only talked about it when he first met Master, and he didn't say much, most of the time he was bragging.

If I had known that Master knew everything, how could he be bragging about it? How embarrassing!

After hearing Zhuang Fan's words, Hongye was so angry that she poked the shy Wukong on the forehead, "Isn't he also a Taoist, how come he doesn't even understand the most basic truth, pills are eaten casually? "

Wukong's ears were red, and he murmured, "I drank too much at that time!"

When Hongye heard this, she laughed angrily.

Zhuang Fan saw that his elder brother wanted to discipline his younger brother, so he quickly stuffed Ba Jie, who was sleeping unconsciously, into Wu Wang's arms, and said to Wu Wang and Wu You: "Go and boil some hot water, and make some tea for the ancestor!"

Wu Wang was clever, hugged his junior brother, dragged Wu You, and ran away in a flash.

Seeing the younger ones leave, Zhuang Fan hurriedly said: "Wukong was still young back then, don't be angry, come on, sit down and talk! You teach him slowly. Speaking of which, my master is blind. In terms of cultivation, I can't help him much. Now that I'm back, don't rush to leave, you teach him more! See how the medicine dregs in the meridian are cleared, you two talk slowly, I'll go see some apprentices, I'm afraid they will burn their hands if they are mischievous!"

Hongye didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "It's okay, why should the holy monk do this!"

Zhuang Fan finally hit the big luck and met a red leaf, so he was not willing to neglect, put the two of them on the futon and ran away by himself.

The monkey saw that the master was so humble because of him, he couldn't help but look ashamed, and sat down dejectedly.

Hongye sighed, and pulled the monkey's uninjured left hand. The Great Sage mustered up the courage to raise his head, ready to be scolded, but his brother was so ruthless, he didn't say hello, and a green spirit flowed down the monkey's palm. He rushed in, and between the drums, he gave the unprepared monkey a cleansing!

It hurts, it really hurts!

It was as if tens of thousands of knives were inside the body, scraping the bones and gouging out the flesh over and over again!

It's like a small hammer is going along the bone, carefully, little by little, smashing the bone into pieces!

The monkey immediately let out a miserable howl, and couldn't help shouting, "Master, ah, ah!"

Zhuang Fan, who was walking away, felt his heart twitch, his legs softened, and he fell to his knees all at once.

Wu Wang and Wu You, who were standing hand in hand, were startled by the elder brother, and even Ba Jie woke up. Wu Wang hurried over to help the master, and wanted to rush over to see the elder brother, but was caught by the master. blocked.

Wu Wang was in a hurry, and shouted: "Master! Eldest brother, he..." It was obviously in severe pain!

Zhuang Fan listened to the monkey's screams, how could he not feel distressed, right now his heart was as if a knife had been twisted, but he knew that Wukong would have to pass this level eventually, so he still tried to comfort him: "It's nothing, your big brother, your big brother He is clearing the poison, he will be fine in a while, you, you, Bajie, oh Wuwang, go and boil some water, I'm afraid it will be used later!"

Throwing a heart on the big apprentice, hearing Wukong's screams in his ears, his mind was in a trance, and he trembled when he spoke.

Seeing that Zhuang Fan's face was pale, Wuyou hurriedly said to the second senior brother, "Senior brother, don't make noise, Daddy will feel bad too!"

Wu Wang, who was looking over there with his head, was startled, turned around and saw that the master's lips were trembling, and he was bloodless. He hurriedly sat down with his junior brother, supporting Zhuang Fan, and when he touched the master's hand, it was cold and frightening. After a jump, he took out the fur again, wrapped it up for Zhuang Fan, and comforted him in turn: "Master, it's okay! Senior brother will be fine in a while, don't be afraid!" Then he went to wipe Zhuang Fan's tears.

Zhuang Fan was not afraid, but the children were all there, so he could only stand upright, hugging Bajie who was trembling with fright, the master, apprentice, father and son cheered each other up, and slowly waited for Wukong to heal.

Hongye knew that the erysipelas in Wukong's body lasted for a long time, and the amount was too large. It would not do any good if it was dragged on any longer. Wave after wave came rushing in, cleaning carefully little by little.

However, Hongye saw the monkey trembling all over, huddled there screaming in pain, his voice was hoarse, and his heart still hurt, so he couldn't help shouting: "Hold it!"

The Great Sage was already in a trance of pain at this time, if it wasn't for Hongye protecting his heart, he would have passed out long ago. At this time, Hongye's voice sounded like a thunder in his ears, which shocked him and made him more awake .

Seeing this, Hongye said again: "A manly man, stand upright, and suffer no matter how hard it is! Wukong, are you willing to be defeated by this little pain today?"

The Great Sage gritted a silver tooth, blood oozes out, trembling with pain, with two balls of fire in his eyes, struggling to squeeze out a few words from his throat: "I! No! Gan!"

Hongye then said: "Then luck!" After the erysipelas is cleared, the meridians will suffer some damage, and Wukong needs to practice and recover by himself. The best thing is to clean it here, and the monkey will recover with the luck.

After Wukong heard this, he endured the severe pain through his bones, sat up straight with trembling, turned his heart to the sky, closed his eyes, recited the formula silently, and began to practice.

Hongye opened her eyes and watched for a while, and saw that although the trick practiced by the monkey was not the best, it was still considered rare, and it was of great benefit to the monkey itself, so she stopped being distracted, closed her eyes, and concentrated on clearing the poison for Wukong Come.

Zhuang Fan at the other end saw Wukong shouting, his voice suddenly disappeared, he couldn't help being startled, Wuwang stood up after a while, and said: "I can't help it, Master, I'll go and see! "

Zhuang Fan's heart was in a heap, his hands and feet were weak, and he pretended to be calm and said: "Go quietly, don't make any noise!" He didn't know what he said at all.

Wu Wang went on tiptoe, and soon jumped back like a rabbit, and hugged the red boy, and said to Zhuang Fan: "Master, it's all right! I see that the elder brother is being pulled by the ancestor of Hongye, and he is practicing! The breath is very good. It's stable, it seems that it doesn't hurt anymore!"

When Zhuang Fan heard this, his body softened and he collapsed on his son!

Wuyou said with disgust: "Daddy, you are so timid, so useless!" As he said, he pulled Zhuang Fan's cold hand over and put it in his arms to warm him.

Zhuang Fan let out a long breath and said, "Daddy has never been through this, so he is naturally timid. Wuyou, from now on, Daddy only wants your brothers and sisters to be safe and sound. Even if you are a vegetarian for the rest of your life, I will admit it!"

After saying this, he struggled again and said, "No, I'll go get something to eat, and when your big brother wakes up, you will definitely be hungry!"

Wu Wang pressed him down and said: "Master, you should take a break! Your face is still pale at the moment! Senior Brother, this must take a long time, maybe he wakes up in the middle of the night, you take a break!"

Zhuang Fan calmed down, thought for a while, took out a scripture book from the storage bag Guanyin gave him, and planned to read the scriptures, but when he opened it, he was dumbfounded and could not read!

He had no choice but to rummage through it, and found the Heart Sutra again, he was familiar with it, even if he didn't know it, he could pass it even if he just guessed it.

In this way, I recited it twice in my heart stupidly, and it finally went smoothly. I did it again, and I became very familiar with it. Zhuang Fan recited it silently for a few times, holding his breath, and slowly fell into silence.

Seeing Wuyou, he said "shh" on his lips, and Wuwang nodded knowingly, indicating that the little junior brother is here to watch the master and Bajie, and then stare at the little red boy, and then he quietly got up and went to patrol the mountain.

Although all the little demons here have been brought down, there is no guarantee that there will be no wild animals taking the opportunity to make trouble. Wu Wang showed his original body, flew around the mountain where their master and apprentice lived, and slowly released a wave of dragons. Wei Lai was indeed very intimidating, the birds and beasts were silent, even wild animals with bad tempers avoided this place far away.

Others didn't mention it, but they said that Hongye Patriarch concentrated on leading Wukong's detoxification practice here. The enchantment orb on Wukong's body was sensed, and it flew out automatically, hugging the two of them, and turning slowly.

Hongye noticed it, seeing that it was a little thing that protects the law and changes time, she didn't care, she didn't open her eyes, and let it go.

So, after the water mirror of the heavens and all the people was shattered and lost the pictures of everyone going west, only Patriarch Bodhi saw the picture of the monkey.

But it turns out that the enchantment bead that Wuli gave to Wukong was not Wuli's own play at all, but was painstakingly made for Wukong by Bodhi Patriarch.

That little enchantment bead is full of spiritual power. If Wuli uses it, the fairy energy stored in it will dissipate after a few times of use, and become a useless pearl. How can Wukong practice every night? Don't stop, use this for a long time.

Furthermore, the protective function of this bead is very strong, even Bodhi himself had to use all his strength to hit him three times to break the protective function of this bead.

The most important function of this enchantment bead is to pass on the monkey's daily practice to Patriarch Bodhi.

This is not to monitor Wukong, but Patriarch Bodhi is afraid that the monkey has been wild for many years, and has long forgotten how to practice, and is worried that he will go astray when practicing kung fu.

Patriarch Bodhi recently stared at Wukong's practice every night, and felt something was wrong in his heart, because although the monkey practiced diligently, his skill did not increase much. He just let him guess, but he didn't expect that Wukong's body was contaminated with erysipelas. Here it goes!

At this time, the scene of Hongye and Wukong's cultivation came from the enchantment bead. Bodhi, who was meditating in the quiet room and didn't see the summary of the previous story, frowned.

Without him, the news was blocked, and he didn't know Hongye, but through the enchantment beads, Bodhi clearly felt the strength of Hongye and the pain endured by the monkey. How could this not make Bodhi worry.

Bodhi didn't know where this person came from, and was worried about Wukong, and couldn't get through in a hurry, so he had to suppress his irritability, calm down and count his fingers. Fortunately, the red leaves only blocked the vision of Tang monk and his disciples, but they didn't cover up the secret. With the traitor of the enchantment bead, Bodhi easily took advantage of the loophole and understood the ins and outs.

After Bodhi finished his calculations, he put down his hands, worried that he would also be caught by Hongye, so he quickly cut off the connection with the enchantment beads, sat there, and sighed heavily.

Wuli, who was holding a steamed bun and gnawed dryly, poked his head in, and said in a thief-like way: "Master, what's on your mind? Tell your apprentice?"

Bodhi frowned, and said: "Oh, I thought I owed someone a favor, but I didn't expect the favor to be bigger than that. I can't afford it, and I am upset!"

Wukong mistakenly ate so many elixir when he was drunk, if the Taishang Laojun was not willing to let him into the furnace to refine, I am afraid that the monkey would have only a dead end in the end, either the medicine will be transpired, and the blood will be broken to death, or the medicine will be mixed and coagulated. Blocking the meridian, crippling all his kung fu, he was unable to cultivate in the end, unable to make any further progress, and died of suffering from the five declines of heaven and man!

According to today's posture, if he didn't enter the alchemy furnace, Wukong might be the last one to end up.

This slow tormented death, for his unrestrained apprentice, was probably more painful than the first method of death.

In this way, doesn't it mean that I owe Laojun a great favor?

Much more precious than piercing eyes!

Sorry, sorry.

Hearing the master sighing, Wu Li came into the room, took out another hot steamed bun from the paper bag in his arms, and handed it to the master, "It's Wukong's business? You are so far away, it's useless for you to worry about it. You owe me a favor. Afterwards, throw it to Uncle Jin Chanzi and ask him to pay it back? What are you worried about! Come on, master, eat a steamed bun and set off the fire!"

Bodhi glared: "Fart! I never heard that steamed buns are on fire!" Having said that, he finally took it and took a big bite viciously!

Wu Li smiled and said: "Master used to eat steamed buns, but this one can clear the fire!"

Bodhi jumped up, picked up the whisk and went to beat Wuli's ass: "Little bastard, you are playing tricks on your master again!"

bitter!

Wuli ran while clutching his buttocks, explaining, "Master, master! Don't be angry, don't be angry! These are steamed buns mixed with fresh lotus seeds and lotus hearts from the Guanyin lotus pond!"

Master's attack is really firm and ruthless!

It hurts!

Bodhi stood still, and said suspiciously: "Really?" He took another bite of the steamed bun in his hand, and said, "Sure enough, I said, when I ate it just now, it was not only bitter, but also sweet." This steamed bun was thrown away.

Wuli put on an aggrieved face, hid behind the pillar, and said aggrievedly: "I'm the kind of bad apprentice who bullies the master and destroys the ancestors! The master will hit if he wants!"

Bodhi ate the steamed buns in two mouthfuls, and said, "It's not like I hit you for no reason. Why did you run away halfway through your practice today? Don't you know if you've lost your temper?"

Wuli was shocked, touched his ribs, and sure enough the pain was gone, he hurriedly came over with a smile, grabbed Master's arm and acted coquettishly: "I knew that Master is the best!"

Bodhi snorted coldly, and said, "I'm that bad master who said to beat his disciples!"

Wuli hurriedly rubbed again, and said softly: "No, no, my master is the most merciful in the world!"

Bodhi made him moan and get goosebumps all over his body. He shook off his sleeves and said, "Sit upright for me and talk properly! Who did you learn this accent from?"

Wu Li blushed, sat up straight, hesitated and said nothing.

Bodhi asked strangely, "Where did you get Guanyin's steamed buns with fresh lotus seeds?"

Wuli shyly pretended to be a little girl, and said: "Oh, master, you are right, your apprentice does not have such skills, this is made by your daughter-in-law to honor you! This is not summoned by your daughter-in-law, so I rushed to get it What's wrong! This is what's wrong!"

Bodhi snorted coldly and said, "I think you are skinny and itchy! You can't sit still if you are told to practice, but you can run fast when the dragon girl calls you!"

Wu Li hurriedly slipped down from Master's couch, took out a bag of steamed buns solemnly, and said, "Master, this is all to show filial piety to you! Disciples dare not hide their secrets, and all of them are dedicated to Master!"

Bodhi Shi Shiran took the steamed bun, pinched a steamed bun and stuffed it into his mouth, and said slowly: "Oh, Master has no objection or meddling with your children's affairs!"

Wuli's bitter gourd face was wringing juice, and he begged: "Master, I beg you, you are always troubled, please meddle in it! If you don't meddle all the time, my uncle will not let me enter the gate of the purple bamboo forest! There is no way to propose marriage, your daughter-in-law will not be able to get married in 1 years, you have the heart to treat your apprentice as a bachelor for ten thousand years!"

Bodhi stroked his beard and sighed: "Oh, Master is also a bachelor for thousands of years, there is nothing wrong with it!"

As soon as Wuli heard it, he was about to throw a tantrum and roll around. Bodhi was afraid of him, and said quickly: "Don't panic, don't panic, this matter can't be rushed, I want your daughter-in-law and her master, Guanyin, that little pervert, isn't it pleasing to see as a teacher?" It’s useless if Master meddles with it!” It could be even worse.

At that time, the master and apprentice will be blasted out together!What a shame.

With a desperate face, Wu Li went to the ground, feeling that his careful heart was broken into scum, and said, "Then what should I do?"

Bodhi frowned, and said, "What's wrong with you learning something from your daughter-in-law, where does this accent come from?" He remembered the nest of the old dragon in Xihai, and that's not how he spoke.

Wu Li straightened up and sat up, leaned over and stared at his master eagerly, without saying a word, with a very aggrieved face on his face.

Bodhi had a headache, and thought that none of these two monkey cubs could worry, so he said: "Just wait patiently, when your Uncle Jin Chanzi comes back from the lower realm, I will secretly ask him to go to Nanhai to be a middleman and propose marriage to you." ?”

Wu Li pursed his lips and said, "When will that be? Last time I saw him, look at the fate, I'm afraid there are seven or eighty years left in this life!"

Bodhi said, "Just wait patiently! What do you know!" Jin Chanzi, that little scourge, will never die in this life, so he handed a steamed bun to his apprentice, and said, "Come, eat two to quench the fire!"

Wuli snorted angrily, "I don't know anything, I just know that the master has always been at odds with Uncle Guanyin, and ended up cheating the apprentice!"

Bodhi was guilty and didn't say a word, and concentrated on eating steamed buns with his disciples.

Bitter mouth, bitter heart!

Back then, why did he provoke Guanyin, that little pervert?

What did he do then?