Tang Seng is a cook

This Bajie's temperament suddenly became very different from usual. According to Zhuang Fan's care for his apprentice, if he didn't notice it at all, it would be hell.

Zhuang Fan felt that Bajie was wrong, so he looked carefully again. Wukong, who was always exploring the way ahead, was now walking on his right side, and the monkey's left hand seemed to be unconsciously resting on the white dragon horse's ass. .

In fact, Zhuang Fan felt it, this monkey definitely grabbed his belt!

Why, if you want to encounter something wrong, do you just pick up Master and run?

The muscles all over Zhuang Fan's body tensed secretly, he looked back casually, and frowned when he saw no one.

This Eight Precepts is fake, but what about the real Eight Precepts?Where did Wu You and Caramel Cake go?

The fake person in front was still chattering: "Master, it's almost summer, and the weather is getting hotter and hotter. Are you thirsty? I heard the sound of spring water in front of me. Shall we go get some water back? Also give Master Shake your face?"

Zhuang Fan forced a smile and agreed: "Okay, let's do what Wu Neng said? Wu Kong, what do you think?"

Zhuang Fan glanced at the monkey, his eyes were full of worry, the monkey turned his head, looked at the master, and said very calmly: "All right, I can do it!"

While speaking, he quietly raised his right hand, circled his thumb and forefinger, and raised the other three fingers, shook them slightly, then let them go, and continued to follow the horse as if nothing had happened.

When Zhuang Fan saw it, he felt a little relieved. He taught this gesture, just in case he couldn't speak, and used it as a sign of safety.

It's just that Zhuang Fan didn't look at the person, but asked, "Why is Wu You lagging behind?"

The Great Sage said casually: "Wuyou is not sleepy now. I saw them stop just now. I guess they hid somewhere and fell asleep again. Master, don't worry!"

When Zhuang Fan heard it, he understood, and knew that it was Wukong who told them to hide, so he stopped asking.

The Holy Infant King who turned into Bajie heard the word "they", but thought he had been spotted by Wukong, so he was not guilty at all, turned his head and said bitterly: "Who are they referring to?"

The posture of fighting with a face of disagreement.

Wukong didn't want to provoke him, so he put on a dazed expression, and said in doubt: "Isn't it just Wuyou and caramel cake, why did my junior even forget about our horse?"

The demon's face froze when he heard this, and he immediately said with a smile: "Didn't I be fooled for a while, I thought the senior brother saw someone else!"

Wukong said indifferently: "In this barren mountain, except for our masters and apprentices, where did anyone else come from, unless they are goblins."

After hearing this, Hong Haier saw a horse running over behind him. He was afraid that the real Zhu Wuneng would catch up with him. Let’s talk about meeting the real one later, I don’t know how Elder Tang can tell the difference, can he like me more?

Wuyou shouted from behind: "Daddy!"

Zhuang Fan quickly reined in, turned around and said, "Where are you being naughty?"

... Tsk!

In the middle of Zhuang Fan's speech, he saw a white and fat pig's head protruding from Wuyou's arms. With the bumps of the horse, the pig's big ears flickered up and down, and its eyes rolled around, looking quietly. When he came over, seeing Zhuang Fan looking at him, he quickly covered his face with his little hoof, looking very guilty.

Zhuang Fan just laughed, and asked in a disguised manner, "Where did the little pig come from?"

Wuyou Tima walked side by side with his father, and the senior brother pinched the master and the second senior brother together, so crowded that the fake Bajie had to run ahead alone carrying the rake.

Wuyou said: "I passed by a bush just now and heard humming in it. I went down and took a look, and I just looked at it! Look at it, Master, isn't it cute?"

Zhuang Fan knew that it must have been changed by his three apprentices. Although he didn't know what kind of tricks these children were playing, he didn't expose it, but said with a smile: "It's cute, chubby and clean, give Master a hug Bar!"

For such a small one, it is better to hold it in my arms for peace of mind, if there is a fight later, Wukong and Wuyou, who are irritable, may not be able to remember to protect this little fat pig.

Wuyou agreed very happily, and took his third senior brother out of his arms with one hand, and handed it to his master, scaring Bajie so much that he yelled for help while flailing his hooves, struggling not to come over.

Junior brother! !You said you would protect me! ! !Aww! ! !

It's a pity that no one could understand his pig's language, so the master opened his hands and hugged him steadily.

Bajie rolled his belly, thinking, my life is over!

Seeing his three disciples closing their eyes and pretending to be dead, Zhuang Fan thought it was because Ba Jie was afraid that he would scold him, so he couldn't help laughing, he found out the small pocket that Aoyu was carrying in his bosom, and put the three disciples in it.

Hey, don't tell me, it's really tight!

Zhuang Fan patted his apprentice's fat buttocks, which were thick and firm, and teased him: "Little chubby pig, meaty!"

As usual, I hung it around my neck, put it in my arms, and hid it well.

Bajie, who closed his eyes tightly, suddenly felt warm all over his body, and he seemed to hear a very strong and steady heartbeat in his ears, "Plop, plop", and felt that something was wrong, so he opened his eyes carefully and took a look, huh?

It turned out that I was well and nestled in the arms of Master!

Zhuang Fan held the rein with one hand, supported the piggy's buttocks with the other, bowed his head and said, "You are quite heavy!"

If you don't support it, Master's neck will fall off!

After hearing this, Bajie blushed with shame, and quickly shrank back, making himself look smaller and thinner.

Zhuang Fan felt light in his hand, and looked down, Bajie, who was a little smaller, blinked his little bean eyes, and looked at it foolishly, Zhuang Fan laughed, fearing that Bajie would hold back Bajie, and put him back again. He turned around, turned his head away, and didn't say a word. He rubbed the little chubby pig's head with his warm palms, and hugged him tightly again.

Bajie suddenly felt relieved, and he put the two little pig's trotters and long mouth on the master's hand contentedly, and the little tail was secretly rolled into a circle in the pocket, and it was laid out leisurely. watch.

Now, he is not at all afraid of being eaten by his master!

Because of this pocket, this place turned out to be the throne exclusively for the second senior brother!

When he first came, he was on his way in winter, and he sat on the sledge for a whole day. Although he didn't have to walk by himself, he was cold and tired, and his face hurt from the wind. As long as you hide in the arms of the master and sleep soundly, you will be fine.

At that time, he thought, if one day he could be put into that small bag by the master, carried in his arms, and walked for a while, even if the master ate a piece of meat, he would recognize it.

Thinking of this, Bajie snorted twice at Wuyou, wanting to say thank you to his junior brother, if Wuyou hadn't come up with an idea, he wouldn't be treated like this today!

Wuyou couldn't understand the pig's language, so he looked over suspiciously, and said, "Daddy,...what is he calling?" He almost confide in and called out Third Senior Brother, it's so embarrassing.

Zhuang Fan didn't understand either, he lowered his head to look around, Bajie also raised his head, and finally mastered the skill of acting like a baby with his master without a teacher, he hummed twice.

Zhuang Fan suddenly understood, and took out a candy to signal.

Bajie watched, his eyes lit up, his mouth opened, please feed!

Zhuang Fan was happy with a snort, this stinky kid was complaining about toothache for some reason recently, Zhuang Fan didn't notice that he had bad teeth, but he started to watch him brushing his teeth every day, and he ate all his sweets. Jie hasn't eaten candy for a while.

In the end, Zhuang Fan bit off half of the piece of candy and stuffed it into Bajie's mouth, and Zhuang Fan ate the remaining half by himself unceremoniously!

Even if there is only half a piece of candy, Bajie is very satisfied. He narrowed his eyes, sucked the sweet piece of candy in his mouth, yawned a little, and began to fall asleep under the warm breeze.

The master and the disciples just walked forward in silence, and the fake Bajie was thinking all kinds of things, but he didn't say a word for a while, carrying the nine-tooth nail rake in front of him, weeding and cutting down trees, and he just kept his head open.

Just now he thought that the real Bajie had also returned, and felt nervous, so he pretended not to know and just walked ahead to work.

But he listened carefully, and found that the only one who came back was the little Taoist priest who rode a brown wild horse and called Elder Tang Daddy, not Marshal Zhu Wuneng at all, so he was overjoyed!

But immediately, he became nervous again, because the little Taoist priest named Wuyou actually picked up a pig!

a pig!

Could it be that pig Wuneng?

Then why did he become like that?

Could it be that the gods had fulfilled his sincerity in wanting to be Tang Seng's apprentice, so that Zhu Wuneng suffered such a catastrophe?

Then why didn't Tang Seng and his disciples recognize the pig?

Is it because I am here?

Or are they master and apprentice acting?

After all, the Holy Infant King was suspicious. Even though he was a child and found all kinds of excuses for himself, he couldn't help but look back at the face of the holy monk and his disciples, but everyone was the same. She smiled at him lovingly and said, "Are you tired?"

Zhuang Fan laughed so hard at that Holy Infant King, his blood went straight to his heart, he forgot everything, and said loudly, "Master, I'm not tired at all!"

After that, he turned around and went to open the way again.

Usually this work is done by Wukong, once the monkey sticks out, he can easily sweep a path, today the great sage is happy to be at leisure, and follows the master with his arms folded.

The five masters and apprentices didn't say a word, they followed behind the fake Bajie, watching the silly boy fuck hard.

After a while, Zhuang Fan saw that his back was wet with sweat, and his monk clothes were soaked with sweat, and he thought to himself, forget it, if you want to fight or fight, just stay here, don't play around foolishly.

So he said: "Wukong, master, it's getting late, let's have lunch first? Take a break, pass this mountain in one go in the afternoon, and find a place to rest in the evening, how about it?"

After hearing this, the Holy Infant King saw that they were going to leave this place today, thinking that he would leave with him just like that, he felt a little uneasy, but he was afraid of showing his flaws, so he didn't say much.

Wukong knew that his master had committed a soft-hearted problem again, so he said: "All listen to master!"

Zhuang Fan got off the horse, Xiao Bailong transformed into a human form, stretched his waist, and looked into the arms of the master. Seeing the third junior brother like this for the first time, he thought the chubby flesh was very funny, so he stretched out his hand to touch it. Touching Bajie's head and pulling his big ears, Bajie opened his mouth to bite him in anger, then withdrew his hand and said with a smile: "Master, I'm going to use the toilet!"

Zhuang Fan felt strange, but it was not easy to ask, so he said: "Go, don't run too far, Master doesn't like this mountain very much, let's have some lunch at noon, come back soon!"

Xiao Bailong said crisply, "Got it, master!"

Turned around and turned into a white dragon, and ran away in a flash!

The Holy Infant King was taken aback by Wu Wang who suddenly turned into a human being, and finally saw that he turned into a dragon and walked away in the clouds and fog.

Wu You saw it, teased him and said, "Third Senior Brother, it's not like you haven't seen Second Senior Brother's incarnation, why are you still so surprised?"

The Holy Infant King blushed, and wanted to say that he had never seen it before, what's the matter, and argued: "Isn't it because the second senior brother left today in a hurry, curious..."

After hearing this, Wu You gave a long "Oh~" very understandingly, got off the horse, and walked away with Caramel Cake.

Hong Hai'er lowered his head, his mouth crooked in anger.

Oh size!

Zhuang Fan called over there: "Bajie, come here and light the fire for Master!"

Hong Haier quickly put away his emoji, and Le Diandian ran over to help.

Zhen Bajie was willing to work hard in order to earn a living in Gaolaozhuang. For him, chopping firewood, setting up a stove and making a fire were all a piece of cake for him, so he was the one who helped Master in the past, and Zhuang Fan was also used to shouting, wait After yelling, I finally realized that my heart was broken, and the real Bajie was in his arms!

That goblin can be as capable as his apprentice, can he start this fire?Zhuang Fan didn't believe it.

Sure enough, after Zhuang Fan worked so hard to set up the firewood, the fake Bajie took a look, and instead of lighting the flint, he sprayed real fire on it, and all of a sudden, without even a reaction time, all the firewood was gone. Turned into ashes!

Zhuang Fan stared blankly at the stove, chirping black inside and out.

Fake Bajie stared blankly at Elder Tang, and Elder Tang was also blackened, with only two white eyes left on his face.

Wukong was squatting behind Zhuang Fan to dig out dry food. He was startled by the fire and pulled his master back. Zhuang Fan didn't react, and sat on the futon, meeting the big apprentice.

The monkey was caught off guard and told the black-faced master to say "Oh my god" in fright!

Wu You had just gone to tie the horse, and when he heard the sound, he thought it was a fight, but he ran over to see it, and jumped too, then turned his head and asked the fake Bajie, "What are you doing? Why did you make Master's face like this?"

Wukong stretched out his finger and carefully poked the master's face, seeing black ash on his finger, luckily after shaving off the ashes, the master's exposed face was still white, so he asked: "Master, is it burnt out, does the face hurt? "

Zhuang Fan opened his mouth, puffed out a mouthful of black smoke, coughed twice, and said, "It's nothing, don't be nervous, it's just smoked a bit!"

The fake Bajie said: "I didn't do anything, but the master asked me to light a fire, and I sprayed a mouthful of real fire on it, and the firewood gave off a puff of black smoke..." And that's it.

He didn't mean it either!

Zhuang Fan comforted him and said: "It's okay, it's okay, Master will wash up later, Bajie, can you go and get some firewood for Master, if you want to dry, such a thick branch will do. Wet If it is lit, it will smoke, if it is too thin, the firepower will not be strong, and if it is too thick, it will not burn well!"

Zhuang Fan thought, after all, this red boy is the son of the Bull Demon King, and since he was a child, he probably never touched the spring water with his fingers. This may be the first time in his life that someone ordered him to work like this!

After hearing this, Hong Haier nodded repeatedly and said, "Master, I remember, don't worry! I'll go back as soon as I go!"

After saying that, he jumped up, didn't even take the fake rake, and went to the woods not far away.

After sending the person away successfully, Zhuang Fan threw out two futons and said, "Let's all sit down!"

Only then did the monkey have a leisurely mind. He glanced at the master's face, and then laughed out loud. Zhuang Fan looked at the great apprentice helplessly, and said in his heart that what a great sage he is, who would have thought that his smile would be so low.

The monkey laughed so hard that his hands and feet were so weak, he struggled to take out the basin, poured clean water into it, took out the bath beans, and said, "Master, wash your face quickly hahahahaha..."

While laughing, he hugged his stomach and rolled to the side.

Zhuang Fan was very helpless, turned to look at his son, and asked, "Is Daddy funny?"

With a chubby face, Wu You solemnly shook his head vigorously, and said, "It's not funny, it's not good, hahahahaha..."

He also laughed crookedly on the mat.

Zhuang Fan shook his head, thinking that the kid's laughter was definitely infected by his elder brother, he looked down at Bajie, and with a poof, he was also happy.

It turned out that Bai Pangpang, a little white pig, was imprisoned in his arms, and it was also smoked black. If it weren't for the shining eyes of Little Black Douzi, Zhuang Fan would not have been able to find the eyes there.

It's quite funny, Master thought wickedly.

Zhuang Fan took off his dirty coat first, then called Wukong to come over, asked the big apprentice to heat the water slightly, put the little fat pig in the basin and washed his face, in case Bajie would freeze, he took a handkerchief to wash his face. He snorted and wiped off, put it back in his arms, and washed his face.

After washing his face and wiping it clean, he took his coat and put it on again. He looked up and saw the two still in front of him. Not only the fake Bajie hadn’t come back, but even Wu Wang who said he was going to the toilet was gone, wondering in his heart, he asked the monkey: : "Your second junior brother, what did you ask you to assign?"

Monkey laughed sourly just now, but now he put on an innocent face, squeezed his cheeks and said, "Why, it's convenient to go?"

Zhuang Fan was helpless, he thought he would pretend to be stupid, and asked Wu You, "Why did you ask your third senior brother to become like this?"

Wuyou was eating happily with a small bag of red dates, and said with an innocent face: "Senior brother is just like that, it's none of my business!"

Zhuang Fan said, "Naughty!"

He said again: "Eat a few jujubes less, we will eat later!"

As soon as Bajie heard the word "jujube" in the arms of the master, he immediately became greedy, groaned and poked his head out, calling at Wuyou, who was not stingy, grabbed a handful and put it in the master's hand, and asked again Wukong said: "Elder brother, do you want to eat?"

The monkey lazily said: "Two!"

Zhuang Fan touched Bajie's forehead, fed him dates, suddenly felt that something was wrong, took the little fat pig out of his pocket, and said strangely: "Fatty, where is your hat?" This became the prototype, and the tight band disappeared ?

Ba Jie stared blankly at Master, flicked his tail, and hummed a few times: If you are fat, you will be fat, and tomorrow you will show Master!The hat was stolen by that goblin!

Zhuang Fan clicked his tongue and couldn't understand, so he had to put the piglet back and continue to feed him, fearing that the piglet would be caught by the date pits, he would pick out the pits and feed them to him.

Wuyou said mysteriously: "Daddy, I know, I'll tell you!"

He leaned over and told a story about a thief stealing a hat with embellishment.

Zhuang Fan frowned, thinking that something was wrong, how could he not know this hat, it would be very difficult to take it off, he didn't believe that the red boy had the ability to hide it without anyone noticing, so he took Bajie's hat Hats off.

Speaking of this, he thought of the hat that was thrown away by the black bear spirit, and he had some thoughts in his mind.

However, Zhuang Fan suddenly widened his eyes, looked at Wuyou and said, "You mean, that, what, he wore..." It was Bajie's hat?

He thought that the red boy wore a hat by himself!

This child, meeting their master and apprentice is really unlucky!

Speaking of this, Fake Bajie ran back with a large pile of firewood, puffing and puffing, and while running, the firewood fell, and shouted from a distance: "Master, look, this firewood is feasible? I made it Much better!"

The hat inlaid with gold flowers was lingering on top of the fake Bajie's head, and I don't know where the red boy went to get firewood, and the fabric of the hat was scraped to pieces, flying over his head like a yellow broom.

Bajie sobbed aggrievedly in Master's arms: His hat!

Zhuang Fan looked at the red boy, and his heart was full of sympathy: his hat and clothes were scratched, his whole body was full of holes, his shoes were full of mud, his clothes were covered with dried cocklebur, his face was dirty. It's wet, full of sweat, black and white...

Zhuang Fanxin said, don't you just want to eat the meat of the Tang monk, you just need to grab it, why do you have to work hard for the butchers, it's too miserable!

Hong Haier had already run up to him, threw away the firewood with a splash, and wiped the sweat from his forehead with his tattered sleeve——

Zhuang Fan couldn't stop him, he covered his face and couldn't bear to watch.

Sure enough, Honghaier yelled "Oops", took off his arm, and the sweat didn't stop, and the cocklebur on his forehead was full of Honglinzi.

Seeing that the red eye circles of the red boy were all red and he started to cry, Zhuang Fan thought that he was still a child, so he couldn't bear to get up, and hurriedly said: "Come quickly and ask Master to take a look, don't touch it, it will swell!"

It was fine if Zhuang Fan didn't coax him, as soon as he opened his mouth, the red boy stood there, crying with a whoosh, Zhuang Fan hurriedly said to the big apprentice: "Quick, get a basin and fill it with clean water!" He got up to look at the little crying bag.

The monkey reluctantly brought out another basin, because he didn't like Honghaier, so he deliberately took out a new wooden basin that hadn't been used, thinking, when the goblin left, he would just throw it away!

The monkey brought the water basin angrily, and bent down to pick up the firewood to start the fire. It turned out that it was all dead wood and rotten branches, and the stems were very dry, but they were all rotten. Turning around, he said to Zhuang Fan who was washing the red boy's face: "Master, the firewood picked up by my junior brother can't be used, what should I do?"

The red boy's face was turned upside down by Zhuang Fan, and he thought why it can't be used anymore, he chose carefully, and was about to refute, when Zhuang Fan wiped his face with bath beans and rubbed his small face with his big hands, He was speechless on Ulu Ulu.

Zhuang Fan carefully washed the red boy's face, avoiding the small cut on his forehead, and said indifferently: "It's okay, it's really impossible, there seems to be some carbon in Master's place, you can look for it, search the bottom, today Just use it! Go get it again, I'm afraid it will be too late."

As he spoke, he casually threw his hand to Wukong, turned around and said to Honghaier, "Low your head!"

Now that the red boy was wearing a tight band on his head, Zhuang Fan's daring became inexplicably bolder, and he completely regarded this little fairy as an ordinary child.

Red Boy obeyed obediently, Zhuang Fan scooped up clean water, washed his little Huagou's face clean, and then took a handkerchief to wipe his face.

Well, although it is a fake Bajie, it is white and tender, and it is easy to touch. Zhuang Fan tidied up the broken hat on the top of the red boy's head, looked at it, and thought it was okay, so he habitually said " Baji" kissed Xiaopang on the face, and said: "Okay! How nice it is to be clean!"

He took out another set of clothes and shoes, and said, "The ones on my body are all torn, let's change this."

Just take it as the wages for opening the road and chopping firewood just now. The child is so young, and it is quite pitiful to work hard for a long time. You can't blackmail the child labor, Zhuang Fan thought.

They are all Bajie's size, anyway, this child is also Bajie's body size now, he doesn't care if it fits or not.