Tang Seng is a cook

Zhuang Fan never intervened in Houzi's past affairs except to mention one or two points. Hearing what the big apprentice said, he really felt sorry for him. He patted Houzi on the shoulder and said, "Yes, when your little brother's son is born, he will be called Your uncle!"

Wuyou rode over on a caramel cake and said, "Elder brother, don't be sad, we both will call you godfather from now on!"

Wu Wang, who turned into a white dragon horse, also opened his mouth wide, pulling his senior brother's sleeves, shaking his head and acting coquettishly.

Bajie also giggled and said: "Eldest brother, it's a pity that I'm a nominal son-in-law, otherwise, you would have been an uncle!"

Wukong's face became hot, and the unwillingness in his heart finally dissipated. He rubbed Wuwang and Wuyou, and went to trouble Bajie again, leaning on Baxiaodai, hugging his neck and giggling: "What? , Still thinking about your lady? Still thinking about going back to Gaolaozhuang? Ask senior brother to see, you look like this now, white and tender, gentle and polite, just like the little lady, and your appetite has reduced a lot. If you go back, you may not be sure In addition to that high official, I can promise my daughter to you again!"

When Bajie heard this, his head shook like a rattle, and he hurriedly said: "Brother, I won't go back even if I'm beaten to death! I have broken up with that lady Gao long ago, so don't say this outside, be careful to pass it back, it will hurt her !"

Wukong said: "Oh? So, you are determined to follow Master to the West?"

Bajie shook his head and said, "That's natural! Master is only an ordinary person, but with such a firm heart, even though I can't be a rolling shutter general, I still have all my abilities. Master is not afraid of the difficult road ahead, so why should I be afraid of it! Besides, I eat enough and wear warm clothes every day, and the master is considerate and considerate, he couldn't be more kind, if I think about retreating again, I am not a son of man!"

After Wuyou heard this, he laughed loudly and said, "Senior brother, I think the main point of what you said is only two words!"

Wukong also laughed and said, "I know too!"

Bajie's face turned red immediately, and he snorted angrily: "It's not a big problem to be greedy, Master doesn't even mention me! What a crime it is to want to eat enough!"

After finishing speaking, he took out an egg pancake and gnawed it very sweetly. The caramel cake smelled it, and he poked his head to grab it. Bajie hurriedly said: "Your portion you finished eating yesterday! It's mine!"

While speaking, he ran to the back, without paying attention, the gold-embellished hat on his head was scraped by a branch and fell off, hanging on the branch, trembling and moving with the wind.

The five masters and apprentices talked and laughed and walked forward, not paying attention to the bewitching red cloud at all.

But the little demon standing in the clouds, watching from afar, seeing Tang Monk and his disciples in harmony, couldn't help feeling very envious.

This Yao's own elder brother has no other brothers and sisters, and his parents have been very at odds with each other these years. His father has now set up another cave and lives in another house with his new love. Pity, he was really bored at home, so he came to this Kusongjian, occupied Huoyun Cave, claimed to be the Holy Infant King Honghaier, and led a group of little demons to live.

Those little demons were dumb, they only knew how to flatter him, how could they ever hang shoulders with him like Tang Monk's apprentices, calling him brothers and sisters, so happy?

He had heard that Tang Monk loved to eat demon hearts, and liked male goblins. He thought that his apprentices were just food for him to keep in captivity, and even the forbidden scorpion under him. That obscene monk helped out Tang Seng and those useless disciples.

But I didn't expect that just now, when I saw the young monk riding on the white dragon horse and holding the nine-ringed tin staff, he had clear eyebrows, a clear face, and a tall and straight figure. The eyes of the apprentice when he was a child were full of kindness and love, and Hong Hai'er couldn't help but bite his lower lip tightly, recalling the eyes when his father hadn't given up on his mother and treated him like a treasure in the palm of his hand.

exactly the same...

No, it seems that there is something more than the way his father looked at him...

what is it then?

Oh, it's gratification, pride, and pride...

Thinking back to when his father was at home, he was still young, a babbling immature child, his father only looked at him as teasing the immature child, where did he come from proud and proud.

Up to now, he has established a family at the top of the family, and his father has long dismissed him.

When the red boy saw this, he couldn't help feeling jealous, and hated in his heart: "Those apprentices of the monk Tang, they are stupid, old and young, they know how to eat when they open their mouths, they look ugly, what should they be proud of?" Yes! If this great king shows himself in front of others, what will happen to them!"

With this heart together, I couldn't help watching more attentively, seeing Bajie eating pancakes hiding behind the line, I was even angrier, and I hated tens of thousands of curses in my heart.

Taking another look, I saw that Bajie had lost his hat, he didn't realize it, and ran to the front with the pancakes in his hands, the Holy Infant King couldn't help frowning, thinking about it, scattered the clouds, and sneaked up to Bajie's place. The place of the hat showed his figure, and when he stretched out his hand to take it off, he took the hat inlaid with gold flowers into his hand.

Bajie has never taken off this hat since he put it on. Although Bajie's four bodies are clean and free from dirt, but after all, he travels every day and is exposed to wind and sun. It's either dust or dirt, and it's not as bright as it used to be. The demon looked at it, cursed his face like a bitter gourd, and said in disgust, "Dirty and greedy! Where can I get it?"

Saying so, the red boy transformed into a fat little novice who was no different from Bajie, wearing a monk's robe, with a fair, round face and big eyes. It was worn on the head.

In heaven and earth, all the gods and Buddhas who were chasing westward to watch, covered their faces when they saw this scene, and said in their hearts, they deserve to die together!

The red boy endured the stern reaction, and put on the hat inlaid with gold flowers, only to find out, huh?Why can't I take it off?

After fiddled with it twice, it didn't move at all. After thinking about it, I couldn't help but secretly rejoiced in my heart, and thought to myself, this should be my hat!

Looking at the direction in which Tang Seng's master and apprentice were going, he thought, he should also have a place in the westbound team!

From now on, Tang Seng, the master, can only love him!

Thinking this way, another nine-toothed rake was formed, just like Bajie, he casually carried it on his shoulder, and chased after him with a single step.

In the Heavenly Court, on the Lingxiao Palace, the Buddha shook his head and said, "It's the first time I've seen someone who is rushing to become Tang Seng's apprentice!"

The Jade Emperor laughed and said, "Why didn't Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva take this little demon with him when he went to accept Tang Monk's disciples?"

Tathagata rolled his eyes and said: "You and I have already divided this quota, so it's meaningless to talk about it!"

Jade Emperor Laipi said: "This child has a firm heart and follows Tang Seng wholeheartedly. So what if he accepts it?"

Tathagata laughed and said: "How can he be so determined in Daoism? I have never seen him have the intention of turning to Buddha, but I think he wants to find a father for himself!"

The Jade Emperor took a sip of the fine wine and said, "Oh, we were all raised by nature, and we haven't seen any changes. Now children are too weak!"

Tathagata whispered: "I don't believe you are not envious."

The Jade Emperor clicked his tongue, refused to speak, and didn't look at the water mirror, just stared blankly at the clouds and mist below the steps, and stared blankly in a daze.

On the other side of the ground, the fake Bajie transformed by the red boy has already surpassed the real Bajie who is bowing his head and concentrating on eating. He ran to the side of the white dragon horse, pulled the rein, and said happily: "Master, I will lead the horse for you!"

He originally thought about beating the real Zhu Bajie to death with a stick, but then he thought, that Zhu Wuneng is the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng. If Elder Tang found out, wouldn't he be angry?

Wouldn't it be better to go forward and be by Elder Tang's side to win his favor and make him willingly change his apprentice?

I can also get a justifiable title!

Zhuang Fan's mortal body can't tell the truth from the false, although he was surprised by Ba Jie's sudden enthusiasm, he still smiled and said: "Master, come by yourself."

I also wondered if the child was hungry, so I asked, "Are you tired? Are you hungry?"

The fake Bajie was happy to hear that Elder Tang cared about him, and said without shame: "Why are you so tired! I have enough strength! Master, don't worry about me!"

However, Bai Longma smelled that the third junior brother didn't smell like him, so he was stunned, snorted and yelled twice.

The great sage who opened the way in front heard that Wu Wang’s voice was wrong, and when he looked back, his brows were raised, and he saw that the goblin in the red cloud had turned into the appearance of Ba Jie, standing beside the master with a smile, and was following Master speaks.

The Great Sage didn't want to startle Master, and stood on the side of the road with his usual face, without looking at Ba Jie, turned his head in a probing gesture very naturally, looked back, and saw Wuyou riding a caramel cake in the distance Behind the master, after that, that idiot Bajie was lowering his head and taking out a handkerchief to wipe his hands.

These two fools!I was mixed in by goblins and didn't find it!

The big brother was ruthless in his heart: Afterwards, all children will receive special training!

It’s just that we can’t ask them to come over. A Bajie will startle the goblin when he comes over, but the goblin is too close to the master, and if he is disturbed, he may hurt the master; the second Wuyou is holding the two dolls, and everyone is controlling him not to bark. He is in danger, fights and other things, it is better for Wuyou to stay away.

The monkey raised his chin at Wuyou, Wuyou was clever, he immediately looked back, then looked ahead again, and understood that among the two pigs Wuyou, there must be a fake one!

Looking at the senior brother again, the monkey waved his hand back, meaning, stay away and hurry up.

Wuyou saw it clearly, held back his mouth, reined in the reins, and slowed down.

But how to tell the real and fake three senior brothers?

Wu You didn't have the piercing eyes of the big brother, so he couldn't see the true body of the goblin, so he kept silent and looked carefully. He saw that one had a hat and the other didn't. is fake.

Wuyou thought for a while, and suddenly realized!

On the way every day, the third senior brother must be obediently following behind his father, and for some reason, the third senior brother is afraid that his father is very afraid, and has never been so close and presumptuous in front of the master. From this point of view, the one in front is simply fake. Outrageous!

But, why is the hat on Third Senior Brother's head gone?

When did you call that demon to steal?

Just as he was thinking, Ba Jie trotted up and followed him, wanting to run to the front to protect the master, Wu You quickly grabbed the idiot and said, "Third senior brother, silence!"

Ba Jie raised his face in a daze, seeing Wu You stop him, he thought that his younger brother would also steal food, so he asked in a low voice: "Wu You, are you hungry too?"

He took out a pancake, handed it to Wuyou, and continued to whisper: "You eat slowly in the back, I've been away for a long time, go and see Master!"

Wuyou smiled, and threatened him: "Senior brother, you don't have to go back, Daddy doesn't want you anymore."

Bajie froze, opened his mouth and said, "What?"

Wuyou was reckless, startled the demon, grabbed Bajie's sleeve, pointed to the front, and said, "Look at the front?"

Bajie stared intently and was furious, but Wuyou covered his mouth and didn't shout out.

Wuyou leaned down on the caramel cake, and whispered in his ear: "We accidentally let him take advantage of the loophole, now the monster is too close to daddy, and I don't know what he is going to do, so don't act rashly, three Brother, don't get excited, let's go first, wait for the opportunity to snatch Dad and come back, besides, Second Senior Brother is also here, it doesn't matter!"

Now that demon is surrounded by their senior brothers, they are not afraid of him doing bad things, but they can't do it rashly, otherwise it won't be worthwhile if they hit a mouse and break the jade bottle.

Bajie was very angry, and whispered: "Which grandson is this, who turned into my old pig to bluff people!"

Wuyou said: "Brother, I wanted to ask you just now, where is your hat? Didn't you never take it off?"

Bajie touched his head and felt a bare head, he couldn't help but turn pale with fright, lowered his voice and said, "Ah! When did you lose it!"

Wuyou pouted and said, "Senior brother, the hat that daddy gave you must have been stolen by your goblin!"

Bajie said bitterly: "What a thief! I caught the cramp and peeled the skin!" His hat couldn't be taken off by himself, but this monster stole it somehow!

Wuyou hurriedly covered his mouth, and said angrily, "Don't say these four words!" If the second senior brother heard it, he would show his face again.

After being yelled at by his junior brother, Bajie's energy immediately dissipated. He stared helplessly for a while, and saw that demon following his master, joking and laughing to please him. With tears in his eyes, he muttered: "Wu You, tell me, will Master like that goblin more than me, and then he will not want me?"

Ba Xiaodai sobbed, wiped his tears with his sleeve, and muttered: "Master doesn't want me, so I have to follow, big deal, I won't eat so much in the future..."

Wuyou was annoyed and funny when he heard it, biting his finger and riding the caramel cake slowly ahead, thinking about how to kill the goblin without hurting his father, just ignore him.

In the end, he didn't know what his third senior brother had imagined. After a while, he was crying so hard that he couldn't breathe. His face was flushed, and he almost fainted.

Wuyou was so angry that he felt sorry for his third senior brother, so he had no choice but to rein in the reins, thought for a while, and took out a leek box from the storage bead. It was still steaming, and it was hidden by him that day.

The slap-sized food box that Master gave me in the past was kept warm and fresh, but I could only hide two of them.

Hate!

Wuyou flashed the fragrant leek box in front of Bajie's eyes, and Ba Xiaodai cried so much that his eyes were blurred and he couldn't see clearly. He was almost slapped by the leek box. .

It's just that Ba Xiaodai stood still, sobbing and saying: "I don't want to eat, little brother, you can eat it yourself!" I have no appetite.

Wuyou was very surprised, he stuffed the leek box into his mouth, and said strangely: "Brother, let's talk heart to heart!"

Bajie stretched his neck to look forward, and said listlessly: "What are you talking about, there is a goblin in front, we are still too far away from each other! Let's go there quickly?" He said while twitching.

Wuyou ate his mouth full, and said slowly: "Don't worry, the senior brother just signaled that we are not asked to go up, and let us stay away, I guess it is afraid that we will cause trouble. With the senior brother here, which goblin Can't run away!"

When the topic changed, Wuyou asked: "Brother, let me ask you, Dad loves you the most, when does he cook without leaving a separate portion for you? He always said that this Bajie loves to eat. That Wu Neng likes it, no matter how hard it is to get it, he will get it, even if it costs money, he doesn't dislike it, I don't understand, why are you so afraid of Daddy, and always worried that he doesn't want you?"

Hearing this, Bajie trembled in fright, lowered his head, and said dejectedly: "Junior brother, don't you know what reincarnation I am now?"

Wu You put the last mouthful in his mouth, and muttered: "I know, isn't the brother's surname a pig? Naturally, he was reincarnated as a pig! What's so strange about it? Daddy has three apprentices, and none of them is human. You are not alone, what are you afraid of?"

Bajie lowered his head, thought for a while, and said honestly and seriously: "That's because you don't know, the first time I saw Master, I looked like this! I think Master looked at me. No, I'm afraid he wants to fatten me up and eat me."

As soon as Bajie raised his head, two pig ears flickered, one pig cocked his mouth and cocked his mouth, and the white and clean little chubby pig looked dumb and naive.

Seeing Wuyou, he choked and fell off the caramel cake with a "ji" laugh, clutching his stomach and unable to get up on the ground.

Bajie was furious, turned his face away, and said angrily: "You will laugh at me, am I ugly! That goblin doesn't know what the ugly body looks like!"

Wuyou laughed so hard that he said, "Brother, don't blame Master, you look like this, hahahaha, indeed, it looks delicious, hahahaha!"

Bajie snorted angrily, "I won't give you food if it's delicious!"

Having said that, Bajie stretched out his big ears again, blinked twice, and said in doubt: "Really? It looks delicious?"

He hummed aggrievedly and said, "So, I'm afraid that Master will make me fat and then kill me to eat."

Ba Xiaodai touched his little fat belly and said proudly: "I don't dare to gain weight at all. In fact, I have a lot of belly fat, but I hide it well."

Wu You struggled to get up from the ground, stretched out his little hand to pinch Bajie's stomach, it really felt good, and the flesh was chubby, so he let out a "cheep" and burst out laughing again!

Bajie said angrily, "If you laugh louder, even the goblins will be alarmed!"

Wuyou just got up with a grunt, his face sullen and his eyes full of smiles, he leaned over to Bajie and persuaded him, "Third Senior Brother, you think too much! Really, think about it, Master The elder brother looks like a monkey, and he hangs around in front of his father every day, and he never said he wanted to eat monkey brains! There is an old saying that the meat of the dragon in the sky is the meat of a donkey on the ground, and my father used to hang the second senior brother in his arms every day, and he didn't say anything about it. The second senior brother slaughtered and ate it!"

Speaking of this, Wuyou rolled up his sleeves, stretched out his white and tender arms to show Bajie, and said, "Look! The best lotus root in the sky! Did Daddy say you're hungry?"

Bajie looked blank, shook his head, hesitated for a while, and said, "Maybe Master just loves pork?"

Wuyou burst out laughing, out of breath, and said, "If that's the case, then you can only take care of yourself!"

Bajie said dejectedly: "After all, he will still eat me!"

Wu You probed his head and saw that Caramel Cake was still grazing with his head bowed. His father was riding forward on a white dragon horse, his back was faintly visible, so he retracted and said in a low voice: "Senior brother, I have a good idea to make you Look, is Daddy looking at your pig face for fun, or does he really want to eat you, do you want to try it? By the way, he can also confuse that goblin!"

Bajie's eyes lit up, and he said, "I want to! Say it!"

Wuyou said: "Come here with your ears!"

He whispered that bad idea, Bajie was very panicked when he heard it, and tremblingly said: "I dare not!"

Wu You patted him and said, "I'm so scared! I'm still there! Hurry up!"

Bajie didn't know what to do, and said: "What if I really get killed?"

Wu You hated that iron cannot be made into steel, and said, "Are you stupid, you won't run away if you use a knife?"

Bajie said dejectedly: "Then you still want to eat me?"

Wuyou urged: "Aren't we trying to test it! If Dad doesn't have that kind of thought, you can rest assured in the future, why don't you think about it?"

Bajie resisted very much in his heart, shook his head and said: "Junior brother, I still think your idea is unreliable!"

Wu You rolled his eyes, and said: "No matter how much you talk, Daddy really likes that goblin, so he was kidnapped and ran away. Let's see how you cry afterwards!"

After hearing this, Bajie thought about how miserable he was being homeless, and finally said, "Little Junior Brother, you have to protect me!"

Wuyou said, "Don't worry, take care of me!"

Hearing this, Bajie gritted his teeth, retracted the nine-toothed rake, and with a "poof", transformed himself, returning to his childhood form - a foot long, white and tender, clean, plump little chubby pig one.

Bajie stretched out a small hoof, beckoning to his junior brother: "Hug!"

Wu You hurriedly picked up his brother, hugged him in his arms, got on the horse again, pulled the rein, and asked Caramel Cake to follow unhurriedly.

Bajie groaned in Wuyou's arms, and said, "Wuyou, brother, I've given you all of my brains for the eight hundred catties!"

Wuyou said, "Don't worry! Alright, from now on, don't make any noise!"

Bajie groaned twice, got into the arms of the junior brother, a pig's head was exposed from the wide collar of the Taoist robe, and looked forward.

Earlier, Zhuang Fan also discovered that the "Eight Precepts" was wrong.