Tang Seng is a cook

Kui Mulang sat alone at the stone table in the husband and wife's bedroom, in a daze, without speaking for a long time, until the princess was puzzled and struggled to get up to look around.

In the past few days, for some reason, she has really felt distressed in her chest, and her headache is splitting, and she doesn't want to say more.

Today, Huang Pao Lang took his two sons out early in the morning, saying that there was something to do, and there was nothing to report in the cave. It was rare for her to have a moment of leisure, so she lay down on the bed to rest.

At this time, I heard Huang Pao Lang's footsteps, but I didn't see him coming to make trouble, nor did I hear the voices of the two children, I couldn't help being surprised, resisting the discomfort in my body, I propped my head and turned around to check.

The princess's frowning eyes met Kui Mulang's sluggish eyes. Seeing his distraught posture, Bai Hua was even more puzzled, so he suppressed his headache and said, "What's the matter? What about the children? ?”

Kui Mulang has always been short of breath in front of his wife, and now it is the same, but he said honestly: "Today I sent the children to Guanjiangkou Zhenjun Temple, and asked them to worship Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian as their teacher, and went to learn from him! "

Bai Hua was ashamed when she heard this, she couldn't help raising her brows, she was furious, and said angrily: "What nonsense! Where did you send the children?"

Hearing this, Kui Mulang felt aggrieved, and retorted, "It's just nonsense! It's just sent to Guanjiangkou!"

That Baihuasha had been in the fairy den for 13 years, and the dignified princess etiquette had long been worn out. At this time, she was worried about the child, and in a hurry, she jumped out of bed, walked over a few steps, and twisted Kui Mulang's neck Ears, fiercely said: "Pull your old lady's shame! You are just a monster who became a spirit in the mountains! How do you know how to go to Guanjiangkou? How dare you say that your son has worshiped the real king as a teacher!?"

Bai Hua shyly turned her head and spat on the ground, saying: "I'm afraid that the real king will see you, and without further ado, I will take you, a goblin, first! Then I will kill my son one by one!"

Kui Mulang, hey, hey, he didn't dare to yell loudly, he was afraid that the little monsters outside would hear him, and he would lose his majesty's dignity, so he begged for mercy: "Beloved wife! Beloved wife! Calm down your anger! Let go and talk again! Ahhhhhhh!"

Bai Hua was so ashamed that she became more and more headache and chest tightness, her hands were soft and her feet were limp, she dropped Kui Mulang's ears and sat on the stone table by herself, panting: "Tell me the truth! Where did I send my son! If you don't tell the truth, From now on, don't enter this door either!"

Kui Mulang rubbed his ears, squatted down on the ground, and said in a muffled voice, "Just say it! It's just that I said it, you can't get angry and grab someone's ear again!"

Bai Hua was so ashamed and angry, she stretched out her foot, kicked Kui Mulang in front of her, and said, "What is the ink stain! Tell me!"

Kui Mulang got up, and then he said: "Madam, you and I are not people in this world." Before the princess glared at him, he said everything about the relationship between the two, and said: "Ma'am, you and I have lived in this world for 13 years now, and the relationship between the husband and wife is broken. In order not to worry about it, I rely on the original brotherhood and friendship to give our two children to you. Erlang Zhenjun teach me, I will go back to the Heavenly Court to be punished..."

It is not an exaggeration to say that a thousand arrows have pierced the heart.

After listening to Kui Mulang's words, Bai Hua was so angry that her heart exploded, her lungs exploded with anger, she suddenly calmed down, she felt no headache and chest tightness, she stood up, coldly Looking at Kui Mulang, who was squatting on the ground with his head in his arms, he said calmly, "Kui Mulang, Kui Mulang, I'm so glad you're a god of the stars, I'm so glad you're going to end your relationship!"

She raised one foot, put it on Kui Mulang's shoulder, and said coldly: "13 years ago, you said that you and I were destined, and you kidnapped me without even asking me, and locked me here. I have become your wife! Since then, I have not seen my parents, nor have I heard from my brothers and sisters! What is the fate you mentioned? I have never seen it! I am afraid it is not the evil fate of a hundred generations, the bane of all generations!"

Kui Mulang turned pale, not knowing how to respond.

"Do you know that I was forced by you to hate you day and night? I didn't want you to die day and night? Later, I had two children. The moment I gave birth to them, I almost reached out and strangled them to death! Gu? Although I hate you, that is also my child. I want you to die, but I can’t treat my own children badly. I have cared for and raised them for more than ten years. Until now, you have taken my son away without saying a word. What do you want to say when you come back? You and I are at the end of our relationship?"

When Kui Mulang heard this, he was ashamed and ashamed, and with a groan, he buried his head in his arms and refused to come out.

Bai Huaxie's expression was cold, unmoved at all, she flicked her sleeves, and said resolutely: "Let me tell you today, these 13 years, I have no love for you, no fate! Maybe there is such a person in the heaven you mentioned, the maid, Maybe it was my previous life, but in this life, I am ashamed of Baihua, and I only have deep hatred for you!"

"You come and go whenever you want, have you asked me? You forced me to give birth to children, and sent them away from me without saying a word, have you asked me?"

"Are you going back to heaven? Get punished? I will control you to die! You were punished because you left your post without authorization! For the past 13 years, I have been suffering day and night, and I have been punished all the time. If you hadn't threatened my parents and relatives, I would have I'm afraid I'll be killed by a headshot! I've suffered so much, who will punish you for me!"

Bai Hua stomped shyly, kicking the devastated Kui Mulang on his back, Gululu rolled away, and said bitterly, "Go back to heaven now! I don't want to see you again!"

Kui Mulang, who rolled to the corner and continued squatting with his head in his arms, was so regretful that he wanted to grab the ground with his head.

Being scolded twice in succession was like enlightenment, and he couldn't figure it out. Why was he so deceived by lard at that time, and had to stage a scene of robbing the princess to become Mrs. Yazhai?

If you are a good Xingjun yourself, you can't use big tricks in the mortal world, and you can use a small trick to deceive the gods. When the time comes, it will be easy to get the princess with a capable identity!

In this way, the princess can walk around in front of her relatives. Even if she returns to the heaven, she can still spend the rest of her life decently...

What did you think at the time?Don't be a fairy! ?

He couldn't think of any excuse to justify himself, wrong is wrong, he murmured for a long time, and could only say in a low voice: "Mother, lady, then you dress up, I will send you back to the inner courtyard of the Baoji Palace before going back to heaven, your parents Be by your side..."

At this moment, Bai Hua shamefully scolded, out of anger, she didn't want to argue with this idiot anymore, but after hearing this, she still couldn't help but want to kick him, snorting coldly: "Go back? Go back do what?"

Kui Mulang groaned and said: "Naturally go back to your parents, restore the dignity of the princess, and enjoy the family relationship... If you want to remarry, I won't..."

Before the word "opposition" was out of his mouth, Kui Mulang was knocked on the forehead by a porcelain bottle flying over from the sky. It didn't hurt, but he was taken aback. : "Why did you hit me!"

Bai Hua calmly patted the non-existent ash in his hand, and said coldly: "Slippery hands, I wanted to pour water on you and wake you up!"

She tidied up her clothes, and Shi Shiran sat on the stone bench in a slow manner. At a glance, her whole body seemed to be the one who was placed in the palm of the hand by her father, queen and queen, who was doted on and hugged by her father and mother. The princess princess, without raising her eyebrows or eyes, said coldly: "I think you have been a fairy in the mountains for a long time, and you run around in this mountain every day, you have lost your mind!"

Do you want to search this Wanzi Mountain carefully before returning to the Heavenly Court, and bring back the lost head!

It can't be used, but it can still be eaten!

Kui Mulang said in his heart, no matter what, he said that I was brainless, but he didn't dare to say anything, so he could only listen with his ears honestly.

Bai Hua didn't look at him ashamedly, and continued: "Although I don't remember, there are many rules and regulations in the heavenly court. If it is not the case, the maid would not go down to earth because of her feelings back then. But have you ever thought that this lower world of mortal , but there are also many commandments for harsh women?"

She smiled coldly, and snorted softly: "Go back? If I go back to Baoji Kingdom with a warm heart, what is waiting for me is a cold palace, a quiet room, and an ancient Buddha with blue lights! If my parents are cruel, Or they are no longer here, and what is waiting for me may be a three-foot white silk, a cup of poisonous wine, or even a dagger!"

Kui Mulang said in surprise: "How could it be..."

Bai Hua said mercilessly: "What happened to the Weaver Girl among the Cowherd and Weaver Girl? How is the Seventh Fairy who married Dong Yong now? How is Erlang Zhenjun's mother? How was his sister back then?" This is just an example of a woman in heaven. , at least save one life...

The life of a mortal woman is cheap, and she can only die.

Kui Mulang froze on the spot, unable to speak. The experiences of these female fairies came to mind one by one. The impact was too great and he almost collapsed. After a while, he hesitated and said: "If you don't go back, you can't go back, then Where can you go?"

How does a woman, slender and frail, live alone?

Bai Hua smiled sarcastically, and said, "Isn't this Wave Moon Cave a good place!"

Anyway, I've lived here for 13 years. In my next life, I don't have to look at this heart-stopping Kui Mulang, and lead a group of little demons freely, and be a king of the mountain, isn't it good?

Kui Mulang was stunned, he didn't know that Baihua, who was always weak and shy, could make such a decisive decision at a critical moment, he asked hesitantly: "If I'm not here, those little monsters don't listen to your orders and bully you, But what should I do?"

Bai Hua smiled contemptuously, and said: "Do you think that I have been in this cave for thirteen years, and it is because of you that they respectfully call me Ma'am and Madam?"

Kui Mulang was tongue-tied, he, he really thought so all along...

Bai Huaxi sat still, and clapped his hands lightly twice. Before Kui Mulang could react, a little demon trotted in with his head down, clasped his fists and said, "What do you want, empress?"

He didn't even look at Kui Mulang who was huddled in the corner.

Bai Hua said indifferently: "Call everyone to the front hall, I have something to say!"

The little demon responded without stumbling or hitting anyone, saluted, turned around and went out.

Kui Mulang was dumbfounded: Ma'am, what is this for?

After a while, only the sound of dense footsteps outside could be heard, but there was no sound, and no human voice could be heard. The little demon reported outside: "Your Majesty, everyone is here, there is no shortage, please show me !"

Bai Hua shyly stood up and walked out, Kui Mulang hurriedly stood up and said, "What are you going to do?"

Bai Hua glanced at him shyly and coldly, and said, "You, the king, are leaving, so ask them to see you off!"

Kui Mulang was so choked that he didn't swallow the breath in his throat for a long time.

Bai Huaxie walked to the front hall, Kui Mulang poked his head at the door of the inner room, and saw that all the little demons had arrived, standing there in unison, without making a sound, he couldn't help being very surprised, he was usually with them Back then, I had never seen these little demons so well behaved and honest!

Bai Hua shamelessly ignored him, walked to the tiger leather chair in front of the little demon and sat down on it, and said calmly: "Your king, you were originally the star king in the sky, and today you are going to reverse the heavenly court and go back to serve. From now on , In this cave, I am the master of the house, do you have any objections, leave, or oppose?"

Kui Mulang was dumbfounded, his wife is too straightforward, how could she talk like that?

Don't you know that these little monsters in his cave have not taken human form for many years, they have no culture, and they speak in a vague way, can they understand?

After spending many days in the cave, Bai Hua changed her habit of talking around corners. She had long understood that the best way to deal with these little demons is to be straightforward.

The little demon underneath whispered: "In our cave, isn't it always the empress who is in charge of the house?"

"Yeah, I haven't seen what the king has done!"

"Isn't Your Majesty only good at eating, drinking and having fun?"

"Oh, it's a good time for you guys. I followed the king from the very beginning. His temper always ignores everything. Sometimes when winter comes, we all go hungry together until spring! Until the empress comes, there is Planning makes life easier!"

"Oh, so it doesn't matter if the king is gone?"

"Hey, don't talk nonsense, the king is very skilled in martial arts and can fight!"

"Say you're stupid. All the people around Wanzi Mountain who can fight are in our house. Do you see that the king has used weapons in these years?"

"Yes, yes, your mother is also good at training soldiers!"

"Yes, yes, who is fighting alone these days!"

"So we, in fact, have raised a king for nothing all these years?"

"Hush, what to say, at least the king gave birth to two sons for the empress!"

... Kui Mulang, who was standing at the door of the inner room and did not go out, was heartbroken!

You just gave birth to a son, and your whole family has a son!

There was that old and mature little demon who stood up with a cane, and said tremblingly: "Madam, since you have succeeded to the throne today, should we celebrate in the cave? Ah, let's also learn from those mortals. Your Majesty will come out and hold a grand enthronement ceremony for your empress?"

All the monsters said yes after hearing this!

Kui Mulang was shocked when he heard this, and fell to the ground clutching his chest: let him die!

Only Bai Hua said in a serious and shameful manner: "No, firstly, your king is in a hurry to return to heaven to resume his duties, and secondly, in this spring season, we don't have much food reserves, so holding a celebration, isn't it cheap for you today and hungry for you tomorrow? As usual, just manage the cave well!"

All the demons outside obeyed their orders and shouted: "Yes!"

Then they all praised the empress for being wise!

Hearing Bai Hua's shameful words, Kui Mulang rubbed his chest: He wouldn't be comforted at all without the celebration!real!

Bai Hua shamelessly said again: "It's not convenient for me to come here on weekdays. It turns out that there is your king. I want to avoid suspicion. I can't say it. Now that he is gone, if any of you have daughters at home, find some who are willing to come and make me a daughter." Maid. There is no heavy work, but serve me tea and water, and make the bed with books. If you want, I can also teach them to read and learn some skills! You go back to discuss and see if anyone wants to come, give me a Xin'er!" Without her, I can think about it!

The little demons below suddenly boiled up, and some of them pulled their necks and shouted: "Ma'am, I have a daughter, who is strong and capable, and I am willing to send my daughter to serve your majesty!"

Another pawed him and said: "Pull it down, your daughter looks like a hag, scare your mother again! Your mother, my daughter is very beautiful, I promise you will be in a good mood when you see her! Willing to come too!"

"What's the use of having a good face? Ma'am, my daughter is so smart! She can learn everything at once!"

"Your daughter, I remember, just transformed into a form and can leave, right? What's the matter, let's go! My daughter, my daughter..."

Bai Hua was ashamed and didn't raise her voice. She waved her hand and coughed lightly. After seeing the bottom, she suddenly became quiet, and then said: "Don't force it. Go home and talk to your daughter. If you are too young, don't do it. If you don't, I will take care of your children. It doesn't matter how you look or how big you are, as long as it fits in my house, I want it!"

After saying this, the little demons below were very excited.

Bai Hua shyly said: "That's all for today, nothing else, let's leave! Tomorrow is still the old time, and all the managers will come and report to me!"

After hearing this, the little demons all agreed yes, and slowly backed out.

Kui Mulang was lying on the ground indoors, and was dumbfounded when he heard it.

Bai Huashou got up from the chair, went back to the inner room, passed Kui Mulang, walked over him without stopping, walked to the stone bench, turned around and sat down, and said calmly: "Okay, it's all right Alright, let's go!"

Kui Mulang felt that there was nothing to say, and he didn't know where to start, so he said for a long time: "They, the girls from where they are?"

Bai Hua sneered mockingly and said: "It's fine if you snatch the princess as your wife and have a son, but why don't your subordinates marry each other and have children?"

Kui Mulang cried out in his heart, and he shouted in his stomach: We were also in love back then!

It's just that he couldn't say it, so he could only say dejectedly: "Then, then I'm leaving, and I'll say goodbye from now on, you, take care!"

Bai Hua shyly said coldly: "It's better to leave!"

Kui Mulang threw a box into Bai Huashu's arms, as if afraid that she would refuse, he hurriedly said: "Put it away for self-defense!"

After saying that, he burst into tears, covered his face with his sleeves, and ran all the way out of the cave, set up clouds, and went straight to Guanjiangkou Zhenjun Temple.

As soon as he entered the door and saw Zhenjun Erlang, he burst into tears before he could say anything!

Erlangshen was cleaning up the weapons, so he howled for a moment, put down the cotton cloth and the weapon in his hand, and asked, "Why are you crying? The princess sent it back safely?"

Kui Mulang stopped his wailing, choked up and said, "No..."

Yang Jian slapped the table angrily, and said, "Why did I tell you! A woman who lives in the mortal world is hard! I told you to make a good identity for that princess and go back, so that she will not live in hardship for the rest of her life! You say , what did you do? You still have the face to cry!"

Kui Mulang was scolded, "Wow..." and cried again!

While crying, he said aggrievedly: "Who is not difficult! I never thought that goblins are so difficult to mix with now! When I went to heaven, all the goblins are the most arrogant! What's wrong with goblins! How ugly are goblins! I She's the prettiest fairy around!"

While weeping and talking, I almost smoked.

Yang Jian made him howl helplessly, watched him cry, and couldn't make up his mind for a long time, so he said: "Yes, yes, yes, yes! You are difficult, you are not easy!" Don't cry first!

No, he still couldn't say the most beautiful words of Kui Mulang, it was too against his will!

Yang Jian sighed, hugged Kui Mulang, let him put the dog's head in his arms, and smoothed his hair while saying: "Then tell me, what have you been doing for a long time when you go back? Why didn't the princess Back to the palace? Where did you send him?"

Yang Jianxin said that if it doesn't work, he can only come to the door and wipe this brother's ass by himself!

Kui Mulang leaned on Yang Jian's shoulder, crying, wiped his tears and snot with the streamer on Yang Jian's chest, and whimpered, "Baihua shamelessly said, if she goes back, there will be no good fruit to eat! It's not a confinement that is worse than death, She committed suicide. She said she wanted to be a queen on the mountain! Then she snatched my bowl from the Boyue Cave and became the cave master herself!"

After crying a little, she continued: "She subdued all the little monsters in the cave, and even said that she would give her her daughter as a servant girl!"

Hearing this, Yang Jian couldn't help smiling, and sighed in admiration. He had never seen such a woman in his life, she was really very wise and had a lot of backbone, but Kui Mulang's nonsense made him collapse, and he said helplessly: "Then why are you crying?" Isn't that good?

Kui Mulang said very aggrieved: "I think I have failed in life..."

His wife hated him, his son was afraid of him, and none of the demons kept him, only good brothers...

Ok?

As soon as Kui Mulang raised his head, Yang Jian looked very disgusted!

Seeing that Kui Mulang was about to cry again, Yang Jian hurriedly said, "Shut up! Don't cry anymore!" Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

There is something to talk about, a big old man, crying all the time, it's so ugly!

Kui Mulang blushed, and suppressed the last choked sob.

Yang Jian said: "This matter is over, it should be broken, and you should go back to the heaven!"

Kui Mulang wiped away his tears and said in a low voice, "Then my son..."

Yang Jian rolled his eyes and said, "I'll take it all, you're still talking nonsense!"

Kui Mulang was overjoyed, thought for a while and said, "Erlang, brother, can I ask you something else?"

Yang Jian's veins were throbbing, and he really wanted to slap him, so he said bitterly: "Say it!"

Kui Mulang looked at him cautiously, and said in a thick nasal voice: "You know, it will be difficult for me to come out after I go back to Heaven. Can you, every now and then, visit Baihuashu for me? I'm afraid she will be embarrassing..." I can't bear her...

Yang Jian frowned, and refused very simply: "No!"

Before Kui Mulang could make a sound, he said, "It's not convenient for me to go! How about this, I'll find a backer for your princess!"

Kui Mulang's eyes lit up, and he asked eagerly, "Who?"

Yang Jian raised his finger and spit out four words softly: "Mother Li Shan!"

With this master, Bai Hua is already bold, and she will provoke others if no one dares to provoke her in the future!

Kui Mulang heard this, and thought of the famous female apprentices of this old mother, he couldn't help but shivered all over, his back felt cold...

The author has something to say:

(A generation of banshee queens! Come back out of the rivers and lakes!)

No no no

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Kui Mulang's wife is gone

"Jiangshan" betrayed by his wife

Ignore him

Miserable

But in the original book he is not so useless like a big dog

Robbing the princess and domestic violence

Sweet talk after domestic violence

It's fine if the son is dead but can't beat the enemy

despise him

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In the original book, Baihua was ashamed to ignore her son because she couldn't help herself.

Women under feudal imperial power

what right to say

she is also a victim

I am ashamed to write this

That's tough

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Kui Mulang and Hundred Flowers Shame

husband and wife hand in hand