Tang Seng is a cook

The ones chasing after him are Wu Wang and Wu You who went to the West Sea to buy salt.

Ever since the two troublemakers left, Zhuang Fan was not at ease, he was afraid that the two of them would be reckless and fight with others again, so there is no reason why he would not be happy to see them come back safely.

The five masters and apprentices reunited, talking and laughing, having fun, and as it was getting late, they found a cheap place to set up camp and cook.

Wu Wang Wuyou looked at the clean sea salt and Zhuang Fan brought back from the West Sea, and gave gifts to the master and senior brothers one by one, nothing more than coral and pearls. Picked.

The three left behind at home, naturally praised and praised, praised and praised, forgetting Wu worry and forgetting joy so that two flowers bloomed on their faces as brilliantly.

Accompanied by the blazing bonfire, endless laughter and laughter, until the willow branches on the moon, the two hungry and tired children fell asleep, one on each side.

That night, Zhuang Fan watched attentively. Seeing that Wu had forgotten to return from Xihai, he was very excited. Although he didn't mention his father, the old dragon king of Xihai, there was no dejection in his brows, and the little flower bud on Wuyou's head also appeared. With great energy, I let go of my heart, and fell asleep with the gentle spring night breeze.

Both Wukong and Brother Bajie are going to meditate at night, so they don't need to be disturbed.

In the West Sea, a group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals were trapped in the Crystal Palace, shivering for a day, and the old Dragon King of the West Sea walked around in the Crystal Palace angrily!

Impatiently waiting, he rolled up his arms and sleeves, and wanted to go out to meet that evil and that evil star, when he saw the ghost prime minister rushing in in a hurry, shouting incessantly: "Let's go, let's go, it's okay, it's okay! It's over!"

The old Dragon King hurriedly asked: "You can see clearly, did you really leave!?"

Prime Minister Gui ran a little fast just now, and now he was a little out of breath, and said: "I'm really gone! The old minister saw that the red light reflected by the third prince of Nezha's Huntian silk and Fenghuowheel has dissipated! Let's The sea water that was boiled by the third prince's real fire is already cold!"

Only then did the old Dragon King heave a sigh of relief, and slumped on the stool, thinking to himself, God damn it, this bastard is so frightened, my life will be reduced by 500 years!

Suddenly remembered something, straightened up and said: "Go and see! Is there anything missing from the kitchen!"

The swordfish, which was so busy, flew out with a whoosh, and soon came back to report: "Reporting to the king, there is nothing missing in the kitchen!"

The old dragon king stroked his long beard in doubt, but didn't take anything, so why did you come back?

He purposely built a new small warehouse in the kitchen, and changed fresh sea fish every day, just waiting for the unlucky son to come back to enjoy the autumn wind, why didn't he go this time?

The old Dragon King couldn't help but feel a little lost.

Just to bring that evil star of Nezha, the two of them turned into real bodies, ran to the door of the house to play with fire, and angered his father?

The old dragon king slumped on the dragon chair, and sighed without wanting to move. He felt uncomfortable and wanted to cry!

But it is said that there was a sudden visitor to Erlang Zhenjun Temple in Guanjiangkou, Guanzhou, on this day. They were one big, two young, father and son.

Xiansheng Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian, with his uncle Jade Emperor, is obedient and not obedient to the announcement. He has nothing to do these few days, and he is idle in the temple. He was playing around with the formation of the soldiers, and he was very surprised when he heard the report from the gatekeeper's ghost sentence.

His Guanjiangkou has always been deserted, even his own uncle, even if he hasn't been used for a hundred and eight years, he can't be remembered, but who is here?

Erlang asked Brother Meishan to lead the Caotou God to continue his cultivation, and he stepped out to have a look, he was amused, he was an acquaintance, he couldn't help smiling, and said: "Kui Mulang, if you don't apply for a job in the sky, come to me What are you doing here? Be careful of being caught, and you will have good fruit to eat!"

But it turned out that it was Kui Xing, Kui Mulang, one of the 28 constellations in the Bullfight Palace, who came.

These little gods in Tianting and Erlang have always been friends of the same generation, often come and go, have fought wars together, drank wine together, and occasionally complained together, they can be regarded as close friends among friends.

When Kui Mulang saw God Erlang, he had a frowning face and couldn't smile, he just faltered and said: "Zhenjun, I have something to look for you today, but I can't smile!"

Seeing that his complexion was not right, Erlang God brought two dolls, one big and one small, and said, "Then come in quickly, it's useless to stick around here!"

While walking, seeing the two children behind Kui Mulang clinging to him, he couldn't help being curious, and asked again: "Whose family belong to these two children? Which child in the palace? You were asked to carry them close to your body."

There are many fairies in the Heavenly Court. Although each of them is old, they never grow old, and their minds are like mortal children. It is very strange. Kui Mulang is a person with a burst of temper. In the past, he rarely talked to these fairies and disliked them. It is useless to be cumbersome, and today I brought two of them by my side at once, which is really strange.

Kui Mulang's face was already very sad, but after hearing Erlang Zhenjun's words, he looked even more miserable. He followed Erlang into the inner room, sighed, and sat on the mat without being polite to Yang Jian. Alright, pick up the teapot on the coffee table, and gurgle along the spout to fill up.

Erlang sat on the other side of the coffee table, saw him sigh after drinking, couldn't help laughing, and said: "Look at you full of worries, what's the matter, do you want me to bring you some wine and have a good drink with you?"

Kui Mulang was startled when he heard that, he waved his hands again and again and said, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I've already given up drinking, so I don't dare to drink anymore!"

Erlang Zhenjun couldn't help being stunned when he heard this, who doesn't know that Kui Mulang is the most greedy for alcohol, as long as he is not on duty, he will drink heavily and become very drunk.

Seeing that Kui Mulang was hugging his head and shrunk in his seat as if he had nothing to love, without saying a word, he leaned over from the coffee table and said, "What's the matter, tell me, you are so frowning, it won't help!"

Kui Mulang raised his head suddenly, his eyes were red, he looked at Zhenjun Erlang and asked, "Erlang, I'll call you brother, can you help me?"

Seeing that he was cornered, Erlang didn't dare to resist, he hurriedly said: "Mother-in-law, you can't believe me! Tell me straight up! Don't say it out loud, be careful, I will turn my face!"

Hearing this, Kui Mulang thought that Yang Jian was the most genuine man with a cold face and a warm heart, so he gritted his teeth cruelly, dragged the two sons behind him, and said, "Kneel down and call Master!"

The two children were ten years old and eight years old. They were naughty at first, but their father had always been very dignified. In front of his father, the two children would never dare to do anything wrong. At this moment when Kui Mulang spoke, although he was shocked Frightened, he fell down on his knees obediently, kowtowed to Yang Jian and said, "Master is on me, and I am worshiped by my disciples!"

Yang Jian was bewildered by this obeisance, and said in a daze, "Where did you start? Why did you send two apprentices to me?"

As he said, he went to help the two children with both hands, but was stopped by Kui Mulang.

Kui Mulang looked ashamed, and said: "Zhenjun, I am begging you with a shy face, if you don't accept my two sons today, tell them to kneel and leave!"

As soon as the words "two sons" came out, Erlang Shen was shocked. He looked up and saw that the door was half closed and there was no one outside, so he felt relieved and put his finger in his hand and whistled.

Light footsteps of "da da da" came from outside the door, a long black mouth poked in first, and then the Xiaotian dog squeezed in through the crack of the door, and asked briskly: "Call me to be very?"

Who would have thought that as soon as he looked up and saw the Kuimu wolf, the Xiaotian dog immediately jumped into his arms happily, with his belly up, and chirped, "Old wolf~~~ Why are you willing to come? I haven't seen you for a long time. Do you miss me~~~ Hurry up! Give me a scratch~~~"

While talking, he winked at Kui Mulang, and saw the two children kneeling next to him, his jaws were about to drop: I have never seen such a courageous, talkative dog, so blatantly open to the public Under the circumstances, he dared to jump to his father acting like a baby, and he was actually a male...

Erlang Zhenjun was choked by his own saliva all of a sudden. While coughing, he watched Kui Mulang sigh and tickle the Xiaotian dog. Kui Mulang also spoiled him, obediently scratching him.

These two guys, a wolf and a dog, got together for some reason, it was really dealt with!

Yang Jian coughed sternly, and said, "Xiaotian, take these two children to Brother Meishan and ask them to play with them for a while, go!"

The Xiaotian dog wasn't comfortable enough yet, he hummed and groaned from his throat, turned over, jumped out of Kui Mulang's arms, walked up to the two children, raised his head , looked down, and said proudly: "You two, come with me!"

The two children looked at his father, his father was frowning, and waved his hand, the two brothers got up from the ground, holding hands, followed the bouncing Xiaotian dog, and walked away cautiously.

Seeing the child leaving, Erlang God closed the door, waved his hand, threw out eight small flags, and set up a formation. Then he landed on his buttocks safely, and as soon as he sat down, he slapped the coffee table and shouted: "Good morning!" Kui wood wolf! I think you are really tired of life. I haven’t seen you for a few days, but you violated the rules of heaven and made two sons? Are you tired of life? Or do you want to be sent to hell!”

As soon as he heard the word "lower realm", Kui Mulang trembled, his face full of annoyance, and he said: "My good lord, don't be annoyed, I have already regretted it, but this son has already been born, I can't leave them alone, and I can't leave him alone." They are stuffed back into their mother's belly, and they can't be strangled to death, after thinking about it, only you are the only way for the two of them to survive!"

Yang Jian had blue veins popping out of his forehead, and wanted to scold his mother very much, he said: "Li Xiong, Li Xiong, good Li Xiong, you are no worse than pointing at a monk and scolding a donkey!"

Kui Mulang huddled into a ball, cupped his fists and begged for forgiveness: "Calm down your anger! I'm stupid, that's not what I mean!"

With a cruel heart, he took out a box from his arms, put it on the tea table and rubbed it, and whispered: "Look, I really want my son to worship you as a teacher, and I have prepared the ceremony!"

Kui Mulang opened the box lightly, and the room was immediately illuminated by brilliance. It was a relic the size of a chicken, smooth and exquisite, and had been polished to the state of an inner alchemy!

Erlang frowned when he saw it, reached out his hand and slammed the box shut, saying: "I don't want to see this here, you take it back!" Yang Jian practiced Taoism and never liked these Buddhist things.

Kui Mulang sighed deeply. To be honest, if the person in front of him was not Erlang, he would not be willing to give away this treasure. If it weren't for this relic, he wouldn't be awakened at a critical moment. There was a time to do it all over again.

Thinking about it, my two children had already been beaten to death by Zhu Wuneng and Sha Wujing before the jade steps of the Baoji Kingdom Palace. The incident of descending to the mortal world was exposed, and they were called back by the star members of the headquarters. The Jade Emperor accepted his gold medal and demoted him Tushita Palace and Taishang Laojun lit a fire, he stood by the stove and fell asleep, but woke up from a doze, and he was still in the Boyue Cave of Wanzi Mountain, with the three princesses Baihuaxie lying beside him.

At that time, the memory in his mind was chaotic, as if there was something to vigorously erase his overlapping memories. At first, Nan Ke Yimeng thought that the return to the heaven was just something he had thought about every day, but he didn't care. In the darkness, infinite smoothness bloomed, and when he was dazzled by the light, he remembered everything.

That was not a dream, once Bai Huaxie really broke up with him, hated him for taking her captive, returned to Baoji Kingdom and continued to be her princess, and her two sons did indeed die.

Although he didn't know why the world's timeline overlapped and changed, Kui Mulang didn't say anything, and didn't make a fuss to go around to find out.

Just because the secret must not be leaked, he always kept it in his heart.

I thought about it for a few days, until a little demon under his command came to report that the Tang monk and his disciples had almost reached the territory of the bone spirit in Baihuling, and Kui Mulang panicked. After thinking about it, he couldn't bear to watch His son was thrown to death, so he brought his two brothers to Guanjiangkou!

It's just that he couldn't tell Erlang the inside story, not because he was afraid that he would be punished for revealing the secret, but because he was afraid that Erlang would be implicated by him.

Yang Jian's lingering anger still persisted during this time. Erlang's mother and younger sister, two generations of mother and daughter, all married mortals privately. With him and his nephew Chen Xiang, Yang Jian lived a very miserable childhood in order to save his mother. He got into a catastrophe and almost destroyed Xihai. Afterwards, Zhenjun Erlang felt quite regretful and secretly hated himself for being reckless.

Unexpectedly, the same thing happened to my sister after that. In order to prevent his nephew from suffering the same pain as himself, Yang Jian ended up fetching water from the bamboo basket in vain, trying to prevent Chen Xiang from saving his mother. The uncle and nephew had a very unhappy fight.

At this time, what Kui Mulang said about "a way to survive" was tantamount to stabbing a knife in the heart, and it really made Yang Jian half dead with anger!

Knowing that the child has no way to survive, you will violate the rules of heaven to live and die, and you will be born. Why are you parents so irresponsible and heartless!There is only love and love in her eyes, but she is blinded by that worthless love! ?

Therefore, with a sullen face, he said angrily: "Where's the mother of these two children!?"

All immortals always have to think of a way out.

Kui Mulang looked downcast, and he couldn't figure out why Baihua changed his mind last time, left him and his son, and just left, he sighed deeply: "Oh, don't mention Already!"

Nai said: "The child's mother, she was originally a jade girl who served incense in the incense palace. Once I was drunk, she came to help me. We met this way, and then we had an affair. Because of this, she thought of the world, first went to the world, and was reincarnated. I became a princess in the inner courtyard of the Baoxiang Kingdom’s palace in the lower realm. I secretly descended to the realm more than ten years ago, turned into a demon, occupied the Boyue Cave of Wanzi Mountain in the lower realm, took her to the cave, and lived with her for 13 years. Husband and wife, this is why they have two children."

Yang Jian is going to be very angry, this time is good, this mother not only descended to the world privately, but also reincarnated as a princess, Kui Mulang is even more useless, a star king, to be a demon, he stretched out his index finger, tap Kui Mulang, I don't know what to say.

Pausing for a while, calmly, Erlang Zhenjun asked: "Since you and her have lived in the lower realm for 13 years, why don't you continue to live?"

Don't even care about losing the child!

Naturally, Kui Mulang couldn't tell the truth, sighed, and said: "It's just that I discovered today that she is no longer the maid who loves me in the sky, and I am no longer the handsome and romantic Kui Muxing in her eyes." Jun, she hates me, a monster, for kidnapping her, leaving her parents, and losing her status as a princess. Even my two children, she can't care about her..."

Erlang sneered and said, "If I were the third princess, I wouldn't want you, an ugly fairy, looking so eye-catching!"

Kui Mulang choked, thinking how ugly I am!I really want to look in the mirror.

Erlang snorted coldly and scolded: "As a woman, she is willing to give up her real body in heaven for this love, and reincarnate in the lower realm to be a mortal. Why don't you want to get a high position in the world and stand in Baoji in an upright manner?" Did you go up to the National Palace to ask for her? Living so well for a lifetime is considered a fulfillment of this marriage! How about you, become a monster? And rob the princess? Live in a cave? You can figure it out! You are using scissors! Did you come up with the idea of ​​the toenails that fell off!? I think your brain is not filled with brains, but a head full of wine!?"

Yang Jian waved his hand and said, "Shake your head and show me!"

Kui Mulang was stunned by Yang Jian's scolding for a long time. Hearing this, he shook the dog's head twice, and asked stupidly: "What are you going to do? It's over!"

Erlang snorted coldly: "Look at your head shaking, is there any sound of water splashing!"

Kui Mulang looked aggrieved, but he didn't dare to say anything, he stole a glance at Yang Jian with his flat mouth: "Believe it or not!"

Erlang Zhenjun looked at his wronged dog and got a headache, he didn't bother to scold him anymore, and asked, "Then what do you plan to do in the future?"

Kui Mulang lowered his head, and said in a low voice: "What can I do, send the child's mother back to Baoji Kingdom, and live her princess life! I will go to the Jade Emperor myself to receive the punishment!"

At worst, go to Tushita Palace to burn the stove for Laojun!

Yang Jian really wanted to flip the table after hearing these dejected words.

In the Lingxiao Temple, Tathagata shook his head while peeling the peanuts so that his knees were covered with red chips, and said, "You Xingjun, why are you so stupid and cute!?"

Without the protection of merits and virtues that helped Tang Monk and his disciples go westward to overcome the nine-nine-eight-first disaster, if you violated the rules of heaven, you still want to just burn the stove to make atonement?

Think beautiful!

The Jade Emperor smiled coyly and said, "I don't blame him either. Although your Buddhist precious relics leaked a little secret to him, it was not much. What Kui Mulang saw was all about himself, and he didn't know anything about the rest. Love, naturally act biased."

The Buddha said again, "Children are innocent, what are you going to do with those two children?"

The Jade Emperor's face turned black, and he said angrily: "Tathagata, you are not authentic. I have told you before that I am not interested in killing other people's children. Xiaolong Xiaofeng, Bi Fang Jinwu, immortal body, demon As long as God tells them to give birth, they can give birth at will!" Anyway, it's not up to him, the Jade Emperor, to raise children for others, and as for the nature of birth, it doesn't matter to him!

The Buddha laughed loudly and said: "It's very, very! This is very good! If Erlang Zhenjun refuses to accept it, then I will take the two children Kuixing back to Lingshan. Anyway, they were born in the light of Buddha relics, and they are also very good. It’s a predestined relationship with me in the West!”

The Jade Emperor's nose is going to be crooked, everything is predestined with you, and I will give it to you, so what is left of me!

The two big brothers are bickering here. On the other side of Guanjiangkou, Erlang Zhenjun has already kicked out Kui Mulang and his relic inner alchemy. He accepted the two brothers, but he didn't ask for a teacher. He just took them under his command and taught them. .

As for Kui Mulang, he was scolded severely by Yang Jian, and he drove the cloud back to Boyue Cave in Wanzi Mountain to find the shamed princess Baihua.

Yang Jian ordered Kui Mulang to take care of the princess and not damage her reputation. If something went wrong, not only would Kui Mulang not be able to climb the threshold of the Zhenjun Temple in the future, even his two sons would be imprisoned. Come out together!

Kui Mulang had no choice but to turn back to the cave with his head downcast, and walked in, but he was surprised to see that the cave was very quiet.

Fortunately, a little demon heard the footsteps, tiptoed out to check, saw that the king was back, rushed over to meet him.

Kui Mulang frowned, and said, "Where are your mothers? Why is it so quiet in the cave?"

The little demons replied in a low voice: "Your Majesty said she had a headache and went to rest. Don't make us make noise!"

Kui Mulang's heart sank when he heard that, remembering that it was the same as last time, the princess complained of having a headache, he took care and thoughtfulness, and gave her the inner alchemy of the relic.

Could it be that Tang Seng and his disciples came when he was not here?

He didn't remember Ben so quickly...

Kui Mulang pondered for a moment, waved the little demon back, and walked inward by himself. When he reached the inner room, he saw the princess lying on the bed, motionless, and he didn't know if she was fast asleep or didn't want to talk to him.

Seeing the cold and dark room, Kui Mulang sighed secretly, and finally felt that he was wrong after all.

Reincarnated again, the princess has lost the memory of Tianting, he should really do what Erlang said, if he really wants to achieve this marriage, he needs to ask her to marry her.

You shouldn't be a goblin gangster, kidnap her, and force her to live in this dark cave, isolated from the world, guarding a bunch of little goblins.

It's just that it's too late, too late.

He had no chance to start over with her again.

The author has something to say: Kuimu wolf is a wolf, so he can be considered a big dog

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In the original Journey to the West

The two sons of Kui Mulang and Baihuasha

It was indeed thrown to death by Bajie Drifting Monk

Baihua is ashamed to go back and continue to be a princess

Kui Mulang went back to Tushita Palace to burn fire

those two kids

One is in his teens, the other is 8 or [-] years old

just die

no one mentions it

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The Story of Erlang Chopping Taoshan to Save His Mother

As a result, his mother died, and he burned Xihai or something

I won't say much here

Wasting everyone's Jinjiang coins and traffic

Babies who are unfamiliar and want to know

Meh!

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Being a parent is not easy

I sincerely hope that those children who are hurt by their parents

There is always a chance to come back...

my article

Actually, I've been secretly talking about this

tiger touches all babies

Those who are loved should cherish this luck

Don't be afraid if you are unhappy

In this world, there will always be someone who will love you

You'll hug each other furiously

Keeping each other warm in the warm winter sun

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Speaking of it, it should be that I have always had this wish in my heart.

Babies who had unhappy childhoods

Everyone has a chance to be loved again

My last book, Black History, was badly written.

But it's the same story

I hope my favorite professor, and poor Potter

can have a happy childhood

someone loves someone

Even if someone scolds me after I finish writing, what you wrote is not a professor at all

Characters have changed, this is not our favorite professor!

But I still stubbornly wrote

Stubbornly hope that all unhappy people will have a chance to come back

To have a so-called perfect life...

If in the illusory world of derivative novels

Nothing can make the characters and characters we love happy for a lifetime

Make up for the shortcomings

that's really hopeless

Maybe I'm naive...