Tang Seng is a cook

Kui Mulang asked timidly: "Is it possible? That old mother, I heard that she is a very powerful person. Bai Huaxie is now just a mortal and she is getting old. Will Li Shan's old mother despise her? "

Yang Jian patted him on the shoulder and said: "You don't understand, old mother Li Shan, what I like the most is a self-reliant woman like that princess! I think your princess's temper is exactly what she likes! Don't worry, Bao It's done!"

It doesn't matter how old you are, if you cultivate to become an immortal, you are considered young at that age.

Kui Mulang was still a little apprehensive, Yang Jian said helplessly: "Okay, don't worry, if it doesn't work out, I will turn into a woman myself and take care of your princess for you, okay? When your son grows up, I will call you again." They went to take care of their mothers, so you should be relieved!?"

Only then did Kui Mulang laugh through his tears, and held Zhenjun Erlang's arm and said, "Good brother! Thanks to you!"

Yang Jian responded to the fool with a big roll of his eyes, and said: "Okay, it's all right, you can go back to the Heavenly Court, I'll go to Lishan, and find a master for your princess!"

Kui Mulang was stunned, and said, "Aren't you taking me?"

Yang Jian took off the coat that was crumpled by Kui Mulang's crying, threw it away, opened the cabinet to find clean clothes, and snorted coldly without looking back: "Believe it or not, you followed me to Lishan Mountain today. , you can’t keep your fifth leg? You don’t know where the arm or leg is, and you have to break it.”

Yang Jian thought to himself, Kui Mulang hit all of Li Shan's old mother's lightning strikes one by one, not to mention hiding far away, how dare he go up to get beaten by himself?

What kind of spirit is this!

Hearing this, Kui Mulang trembled in his heart, tightened his legs involuntarily, and said in a low voice, "Then, then I won't go with you!"

Yang Jian picked up his outer robe, put it on in twos and twos, straightened his crown in front of the mirror, and said, "Let's go out together!"

The two brothers wentssip again, and bid farewell in front of Zhenjun Temple, Kui Mulang returned to the Heavenly Court, Erlang Zhenjun went straight to Lishan.

When he arrived at Lishan, Yang Jian pressed the cloud head from a distance, and shouted loudly from a long distance: "Yang Jian, the Erlang of Guanjiangkou, came to visit Lishan's mother and disturbed her. Please forgive my sin and ask my mother to meet you in time!"

There is no way, Lishan is full of girls, he is a big man, he didn't send greetings in advance, but he came suddenly, so he can only speak so loudly.

Not long after, the mountain gate opened, and a girl in training clothes came out, holding a three-pointed double-edged knife, with thin sweat on her head, clasped her fists at Yang Jian and said, "I don't know if the real king is coming, but I am far away to welcome you. Wait inside, Zhenjun, please come in!"

Seeing that the girl was wielding the same weapon as himself, Yang Jian couldn't help but take a second look, but he shook his head inwardly, thinking that his old mother was playing tricks again.

Because the three-pointed two-edged knife has a smooth surface without any trace of bumps, it was held by the girl in her hand, and the center of gravity was unstable, swinging up and down lightly, it looked like a shelf.

Since the weapon is just for show, it's hard to guarantee that the old mother has become stubborn again!

Yang Jian didn't say a word, and followed the girl inside without looking sideways.

Sure enough, after walking for a long time, there was no one on the road. The girl turned her head and said with a smile: "Xiangwen Erlang Zhenjun is good at using a three-pointed two-edged knife. I wonder if I can teach you a little bit today?"

Yang Jian didn't stop on his feet, he walked in a hurry, and said very coldly: "I am in a hurry to ask Li Shan's mother to save a life, and I have no time to take care of him, so let's go, girl!"

The girl choked, kept walking, turned around and rolled her eyes, then turned around and asked: "I don't know if you know who it is? How can Zhenjun be so caring? I want to come after asking my mother~~"

The girl made a long ending sound coquettishly, then took a playful step forward, and said smartly: "Is it a girl's house?"

Yang Jian said without changing his face: "She is my brother's wife and the mother of my two apprentices!"

So no gossip at all, stop asking!

The girl gave a long "Oh" when she heard this, and couldn't help but look disappointed, but she still quickened her pace, secretly thinking that it's a pity that she has business to do, so she can't waste time teasing him.

With three turns and two turns, the girl led Yang Jian to the door of a small broken house, pushed the door open, and said, "Please come in, Zhenjun!"

Yang Jian looked at her suspiciously, and said, "Is my mother here?" Where is this?

It looked like a dilapidated building about to be demolished.

Before the girl spoke to her, the familiar voice of Li Shan's old mother came from inside: "Erlang, come in!"

Yang Jian hurriedly punched the girl, turned around and walked in with the corner of his robe. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Li Shan's old mother sitting in front of the chessboard, playing chess with herself. Seeing him, he greeted him: "Erlang, come, play a game !"

Erlang bowed to Li Shan's old mother and said: "You are very leisurely today!"

Li Shan's old mother was very proud, and said: "I have something on my mind, I am thinking about a disciple, and I am thinking about it."

Yang Jian leisurely picked up a white piece, landed it on the chessboard with a "pop", and said: "Coincidentally, I am here today to give my mother an apprentice!"

Li Shan's old mother said curiously: "This is strange, it's rare for you to deal with women, why, you have a girl you love, and you want to send it to my mother for gilding?"

While talking, his subordinates kept on making two moves against Yang Jian, and with a wave of his hand, he picked up four of his white moves.

Yang Jian clicked his tongue and said, "My mother's chess skills are getting stronger!"

Li Shan's old mother shook her head, proudly said: "I got a new chess record, it's really fun!"

Yang Jian stopped talking, and learned from his mother about Kui Mulang and Bai Huasha, and then said: "I saw that girl, she is self-reliant, rare and clear-headed, I thought, mother, don't you love girls like that?" Even if it's not for my stupid brother, just for my two poor apprentices, I can't really just watch her as a girl, leading a group of goblins like that Let’s live, I’m begging you to follow me!”

Li Shan's old mother was angry when she heard it at first, and she couldn't play chess anymore. After hearing it, she nodded frequently and said: "It should be so! It's better to rely on yourself than rely on the sky and the earth!"

She clapped her hands and said: "Okay, you don't have to talk too much, I'll accept this apprentice!"

Yang Jian was overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "My brother said that before he left, he left a relic inner alchemy to Princess Baihuasha. When the time comes, I will ask for it for my mother, just as a teacher's apprenticeship ceremony!"

Li Shan's old mother was slightly moved and just asked: "What do you say is the name of the place where the princess is?"

Somehow, Yang Jian went from the relic to the address, thinking that his mother was sincerely accepting disciples, so he said: "According to my brother, it is called Boyue Cave in Wanzi Mountain, and the princess is from the royal family of Baoxiang Kingdom in the distance." .”

When the old mother heard this, she pushed the chessboard, and laughed loudly: "Give it up! The relic has its owner!"

Nai smiled and said to Yang Jian: "You don't have to go, I'll go by myself, and if you have time later, take your two apprentices back to Poyue Cave to visit their mother!"

Yang Jian was overjoyed when he heard this, and then asked in doubt: "Then you don't bring that hundred flowers back to Lishan?"

Li Shan's old mother led Yang Jian out and sighed: "Since my future apprentice is going to do some business, how can I, the master, hold her back? I have stayed with her in that wave moon cave for a while!" Take a rest in the cave, train and train the little demon, and teach the apprentice a skill by the way!

Yang Jian was very sorry, clasped his fists and said: "Because we juniors are ignorant, I really trouble my mother!"

Li Shan's old mother waved her hand and said: "What's the matter, it ended up in my pocket! I got a good apprentice!"

When he left the mountain gate, he didn't ask Yang Jian to follow him, and he didn't take his attendants with him. He went down to earth in the clouds and fog.

The old mother of Lishan passed by Baihuling, took a look, and saw that Tang Monk and his disciples had not yet arrived, so she nodded with satisfaction, ignoring the "Madame Bone" who was playing with the little skull in a fake skin, and went straight to Wanzishan Wave Moon Cave and go!

When I arrived at Wanzi Mountain, my mother wanted to test the shame of flowers, and she turned into an old woman in ragged clothes, with a thin face and calloused hands, carrying a basket and leaning on a thick branch, panting heavily, ouch. Yo to walk in the mountains.

Not long after, a little demon patrolling the mountain saw her, but she just watched from a distance, and didn't come up to talk to her.

The old mother thought, what's the situation, this little demon is so lax in patrolling the mountain, that no outsiders will be kicked out when he comes?

Whispering in his heart, he deliberately walked towards the little demon, sighing, ouch.

The two mountain goblins murmured secretly: "What's the matter? Does this belong to the old and the weak?"

The empress ordered, but anyone who comes to the mountain, as long as they are old and weak, they should be persuaded to go down the mountain, and if they can't go down, they have to send them down; I can only stay and have a big meal!

The other said hesitantly: "Looking at the awkward aisle, whoops, it's quite loud!"

The one next to him trembled, and said, "You seem to be talking about my mother..." Usually he is weak, and he always yells that his whole body hurts. In fact, when he beats someone up, one can beat two, and the whole family can get down!

"Then how?"

"Hey, the old lady is not easy to mess with, why don't you ask?"

"You go!"

Immediately shaking his head like a rattle, "I won't go!"

The two of them were muttering here, Li Shan's old mother had already come close, coughed, and asked: "You two little brothers?"

This sudden sound frightened the little demon who was afraid of her mother in the family. With a cry of "Oh my god", she ran behind, and the other little demon and Li Shan's old mother looked at each other, with black lines all over their faces...

Still didn't run away, calm down, and replied: "What's the matter, old man?"

Li Shan's old mother was very puzzled, and thought that the goblin was too polite, so she asked sharply, "Where is there a goblin that eats people in Wanzishan?"

The little demon hiding behind his companion just raised his head. When he heard this, he swished in fright, and then retreated. He poked the arm of the little demon in front, and whispered softly: "The old lady eats people!" !!!”

The little demon who was pushed out by his companions to face human beings alone made him pissed off. He thought that I was also very scared, okay, but he still calmly said: "Old lady, we don't have human-eating monsters in Wanzi Mountain! You Listen to who's talking nonsense!"

The old woman transformed by Li Shan's old mother said with a disappointed face: "Why don't you eat people? Don't look at me looking old, my meat is quite tender! It's strong and delicious!"

As he spoke, he stroked his sleeves, revealing a dry black and thin arm.

The little demon in the back called Li Shan's old mother, and one of them couldn't hold back, and ran two steps away, "Wow", vomited, cried while vomiting, and shouted to go home!

The remaining one looked helpless, and said to Li Shan's old mother: "Old man, I am transformed from a sheep, and my companion is a rabbit. We are all vegetarians, and we really don't eat human flesh! It's not good to live, go home quickly, don't make trouble here Already!"

Li Shan's old mother sighed, and pretended to be authentic: "Oh, you don't have a tiger that turns into a goblin? I am old, I really hate it, my son doesn't want me anymore, he thinks I am old, throw me here in the mountain, and say that I will live on my own." Self-destruction. I thought starving to death is really uncomfortable. I can’t climb up the cliff, and I’m too weak to be killed. If I can’t die, it’s not for nothing? I want to send it to the door and let the goblin eat it. Who knows, goblin Vegetarian too!"

The old mother of Li Shan looked at the lamb monster twice, and said in doubt: "Aren't you too poor to eat meat? Or are you so incapable that you have never eaten meat?"

The lamb was about to die of anger, and retorted: "We are not poor! At least I can provide for my mother!"

After hearing this, Li Shan's old mother shed tears sadly, and cried: "Oh, your mother is lucky, you are a filial child! Poor my old woman, I can only starve to death in this mountain!"

Seeing the old woman crying pitifully, the lamb couldn't help but feel compassion, and said, "Can you serve tea and water? Cook?"

The old woman sobbed and said, "What's the use? The old woman has no rice, no food, no tea, no charcoal. It can be said that it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice!"

The lamb said, "What do you mean? I don't understand!"

...Uneducated, it's terrible!

Li Shan's old mother had no choice but to say bluntly: "Yes! I was a maid of a wealthy family when I was young, and I can do everything! I can also read and write!"

When the lamb heard this, he was happy, and he was lucky today, so he said: "If you are courageous and not afraid, then you can come to our Boyue Cave and work beside my king, and you will definitely have a bite to eat." How? Come or not!"

Li Shan's old mother pretended to be afraid and said: "I am old and weak, I may not be able to serve the king..."

Xiao Yang rolled his eyes and said: "My king is a concubine," the old woman thought too much, "You don't have to do anything else, just be responsible for training the maids for your concubine!"

The empress said that she wanted a few maids, and almost all the little girls in the cave went, but none of them were suitable, so she asked the empress to take care of her. The empress was very worried yesterday. ma!

Li Shan's old mother couldn't help it, she wanted to inquire a few more about Baihua's embarrassment, but that lamb had a very strict mouth and refused to say a word.

He also said that he still wanted to patrol the mountain, and asked the half-dead little rabbit to send his mother up the mountain.

The little rabbit almost fainted from fright, and when the old mother who "can't walk the mountain road" was carried on her back, the little rabbit was so stiff that she almost fainted.

The old mother curled her lips, and thought to herself, this little demon patrolling the mountain, he still needs to find someone brave!

It must be called a meat-eating mountain patrol in the future!

Such a gutless rabbit, throwing it out, isn't it giving food to people!

Fortunately, Mr. Little Rabbit held on, and tremblingly carried the old woman to the gate of the cave on the mountain, explained the situation to the guard at the gate, and handed over the old mother to the guard.

The old mother gave the little rabbit a "loving" smile, which made the little rabbit laugh so hard that she couldn't help but change back to its original form, but it turned out to be a fat rabbit with white hair and red eyes. It shook its ears, kicked its hind legs, and ran away without a trace .

At this moment, the old mother admired in her heart, seeing that she was timid, but she was a good scout: articulate, clear narration, and most importantly, running fast!The figure is also small, so it is not easy to attract attention!

Not bad!

We must cultivate well in the future!

Mr. Rabbit, who was running all the way on the mountain path, inexplicably felt a chill down his back...

The old mother was standing at the door, thinking wildly and looking at it. The guard over there didn't dare to hesitate, and hurried in to make an announcement.

Not long after, two little girls about five or six years old, with double buns, bells, and chubby cheeks came out holding hands. When they saw Li Shan's old mother, they first saluted stupidly. The movements were still a little awkward, and they almost bumped into each other's buttocks, and said crisply: "Hello, mother-in-law, our mother-in-law has an invitation, please come with us!"

The old mother was very happy when she saw the little girl. This kind of generous, unafraid and polite girl touched her heart. In a moment of happiness, she almost took out something good from her bosom and gave it to the two girls as a meeting gift!

As a result, when she raised her hand, she saw calloused hands and tattered sleeves, and realized that she was a penniless poor woman right now!

So much suspending stuffing!

Li Shan's old mother followed the two girls and came to the main hall of Boyue Cave. Today, all the stewards in the cave reported the accounts, and Bai Huashou was dealing with internal affairs, very busy.

The two girls were very excited to complete the task assigned by the empress for the first time, and rushed to Baihua's shameful thighs, pounced suddenly, and shouted: "Empress, mother-in-law, we brought it back!"

Bai Hua shook her hands in embarrassment, and the abacus beads went straight...

After half a day's calculation, the balance is settled...

Bai Hua was ashamed and didn't get annoyed, she rubbed the chubby faces one by one, and said softly: "Good boy, take your mother-in-law to sit, bring some snacks for her, and go talk to her for a while!"

Well, with these three tasks, I can work quietly for half a day!

Bai Hua shyly picked up the abacus and flicked it twice, ready to re-calculate the accounts, but when she saw the poor little girls around her waiting to be assigned jobs, she couldn't help but feel a headache!

After thinking for a while, he said, "Go and talk to your mother-in-law!"

Originally, she wanted to ask the children to accompany her to familiarize herself with the situation in the cave, but after thinking about it, she still can't tell whether this person is a monster or a person, whether it is bad or good, or she should stop being so reckless.

As for the dolls, they talk inconsequentially, even if they want to inquire, they can't ask any questions, so let them play!

How could the busy Baihua know that a fairy old lady who was the most able to subdue and teach girls came to her cave.

After a while, Bai Huaxie almost closed the tent, feeling thirsty, reached out to touch the place where cold water is usually placed, huh?Why is the cup a little hot?

Picked it up and blew a couple of sips, Baihua took a sip without even looking at it, ah!

This taste!

A well-boiled bowl of tea soup!

Ever since she left the palace, she hasn't smelled tea for a long time!

Bai Hua shyly brought some tea bowls, and couldn't help but be dazed.

At this time, a fat girl ran in with a plate, put the plate on the table in front of Bai Hua, and said in a naive voice, "Your Majesty, have some snacks!"

Bai Hua shyly looked down and saw that it was a plate of Ju Sheng Nu, who thought it was just out of the pot, steaming hot and fragrant, and couldn't help asking: "Xiong Xiong, who made this?"

The main body is a giant panda, rubbing the dark circles under his eyes sleepily and said: "It's made by the mother-in-law sent by the little rabbit brother. Ma'am, I'm full and sleepy, I want to sleep!"

Bai Hua smiled helplessly, pulled down Xiong Xiong's little hand, and said, "Don't rub your eyes, go to sleep, remember to cover yourself with the quilt!"

Xiong Xiong said: "I'm not cold!" She had thick hair, and while talking, she entered the inner room, kicked off her shoes and climbed onto the bed, squeezed next to five or six sleeping friends, and fell asleep after a while.

Bai Hua shyly picked up a piece of Ju Sheng Nu, put it in her mouth and took a bite, with a click, it was crispy and crispy...

It was even more delicious than she remembered!

She really wanted to keep this "mother-in-law"...

Bai Hua shyly got up to move around, and said to the several stewards who were waiting on the side: "The accounts are settled, there is no big difference, and the stock is basically enough. But I saw that we will be in the Moon Cave for a few months, and many families have to give birth. I'm afraid the output of the milk in the bottle is not enough!"

A little demon with a goatee heard this, and pulled his beard for joy: "Your Majesty, don't worry, we goblins are different from their mortals. Even if there are seven or eight in a litter, they can all be fed to their fullest!"

The one next to him with particularly long ears said with a smile: "Don't brag, old sheep, when did your family have seven or eight children? At most three will die!"

The old sheep rolled his eyes: "If you have the ability, don't ask your baby to come to my house to drink milk!"

The long ears said happily: "My little rabbit sent you home! Do whatever you want!"

It turns out that these two are the fathers of the patrol lamb and the little rabbit...

The old sheep rolled his eyes again and ignored him.

Bai Hua was not in a hurry, she smiled and watched them quarreling, and finally said: "Since this is the case, then the mothers of each family should be evened out, and the children can't be born and die because of lack of milk!"

All the stewards said together: "My lady is benevolent and righteous!"

"Great!"

"mercy!"

Bai Hua waved her hand shyly, and said, "Stop praising it, I'm also thinking about the future of our Wave Moon Cave, there must be descendants to inherit what you have accumulated!"

The stewards hurriedly said again: "Your Majesty is right!"

Bai Hua was ashamed and dumbfounded.

After discussing all matters, the little demons in charge dispersed, and Bai Hua was ashamed to see that the children and the mother-in-law were not there, so she wandered towards the small kitchen.

Sure enough, before he got close, he could smell the fragrance coming from inside, and he could also hear the children's small, surprised cheers.

Bai Hua shoved the door open and came face to face with the mother-in-law who was distributing pastries to the children, she couldn't help being taken aback.

The author has something to say: Zhuang Fan: I am the protagonist, what about my role?

Guanyin: I heard that I am the male supporting role, what about my role?

Dasheng: I heard that the author's father loves me~

Xiaobailong: It is said that he loves me too~

Qi: Then why is the sense of existence so low today?

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ah?What?The wind is too strong to hear clearly!

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The bones passed by the old mother of Lishan: suddenly felt a chill down the spine

Why hasn't the monk come yet?

sad!Go back to the coffin and sleep for a while...

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Kui Mulang went to Guanjiangkou to see off his son

It happened before Zhuang Fan and the others went to the Baihu Ridge of the bones

I said something earlier

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