Tang Seng is a cook

When Mu Zha caught up with Tang Seng and his disciples, it happened that it was getting late, and the master and disciples had already started camping, and they were about to cook again.

Mu Zha came down from the clouds and saw that Wukong had just set up a tent. The tent was big and thick, and it was covered with a thick wool carpet. On the carpet, fur cushions were thrown randomly, and the smoke cage was lit. It couldn't blow or snow, and it looked very warm. This big tent was bought by Zhuang Fan with half a pair of tiger bones and gold nuggets in exchange for a Hu merchant from the Western Regions when he was in the mansion.

At this time, the sky was covered with lead clouds, and there was light snow. Mu Zha couldn't help yawning, rubbing his eyes, bent over and lifted the curtain, and wanted to go into the tent: let him rest for a while before coming again!

The monkey had just checked the tent as a whole, and came over and grabbed Mu Zha by the collar: "What are you doing! I want to sleep back in the purple bamboo forest, how can I snatch my master and apprentice's bed?"

Mu Zha used both hands and feet, and threw himself on the furry mat: "Great Sage! Senior Brother! Brother! Please let me go! I worked all night for your Junior Brother last night, and I didn't sleep all day. I was so tired." Dead, let me rest for a while and then get up and talk!"

After hearing this, Wukong let go of his hand, and Mu Zha slammed his face on the fur mat. He struggled to turn over and muttered: "Tell the holy monk, please bring my rice. I will practice and eat it when I get up." !"

Wukong made a cut, but didn't say anything. Seeing that Mu Zha was already in samadhi, he took out the enchantment bead and threw it away. He and Mu Zha protected the dharma, covered the curtain by himself, and walked away.

Zhuang Fan is in a simple tent in Xiafengtou, cooking with Bajie, and they are going to eat shabu-shabu tonight.

In this weather, it is impossible to be more perfect than to watch the shabu-shabu and eat meat, and then eat some boiled noodles later!

Although there are not all the things, there is no chili, and the ingredients are not complete. The only mutton and mushrooms in the soup, and the dipping ingredients are only chive flowers and sesame sauce mixed with vinegar, but Zhuang Fan is already very satisfied, and the monkeys like it very much. With noodles, it can be rounded every time.

Bajie ate a full meal for the first time since winter yesterday. Zhuang Fan knew that he had a big stomach, so he could eat other buns, cakes, vegetables, porridge and rice except that he had a big stomach. A plump old hen made chicken soup for Ba Jie.

Zhuang Fan skimmed the meat oil, sprinkled chopped green onion, it was fragrant, he ate meat with monkeys, Ba Jie drank soup, his eyes watered with greed.

Zhuang Fan saw that Bajie didn't have a stomachache the next day, so he promised him to eat something good tonight. When he set off early in the morning, Zhuang Fan threw more than ten pieces of mutton collected in the storage beads on the top of the sledge In the groove of the cold winter, the mutton was frozen hard at night after driving outside for a whole day.

Along the way, Bajie was anxiously thinking about the mutton, for fear of losing it. At noon, the little fat man just glanced at the mutton and took a bite of his meal. The gluttonous Wukong threatened him: "The pig's mouth is exposed." ! Cut the meal!"

Before Bajie wiped his mouth, he saw his master suddenly looked up at him, his eyes were frighteningly bright, as if he really wanted to eat!The little fat man was so frightened that the hair on the back of his neck stood up immediately, he quickly shook his head and waved his hands, saying: "No, no! You look like a human!"

The monkey was so funny that he held his stomach and fell down laughing, Zhuang Fan was also embarrassed to pick up a chopstick dish for his apprentice as an apology.

From then on, Bajie didn't dare to stab his master at all, because he could tell that the master's eyes on him were really greedy. Bajie secretly and slowly collected all his pig statues, and worked hard. I have grown myself into a boy with a round face, big eyes, white skin and slightly fat skin. Although I can't be called beautiful, but master, you three apprentices and I are also very cute!It really has nothing to do with that edible pig!

Fortunately, Zhuang Fan was only thinking about eating all kinds of meat and vegetables, not really wanting to eat his disciples. At this time, he mixed a lot of dipping ingredients, and seeing that the soup was already boiling, he took out three small wooden planes and prepared Shave the mutton later.

One for each person, how much to eat and how much to plan.There is no doubt that he saw this plane in the small town and bought it.

Bajie had seen a carpenter use this plane on Zhuangzi, so he couldn't help asking suspiciously: "It's time to eat, what carpentry work does Master still do?"

Zhuang Fan suddenly had bad intentions, and said very seriously: "Master will make a table later, and I will give you as much meat as you can plan out tonight!"

When Bajie heard this, his face was wrinkled with bitterness, but he was a little eager to try it. If he worked harder, wouldn't he be able to eat a lot?

Xiao Pangdai thought about it, and happily said to Master: "Master, where is the wood?"

Zhuang Fan's belly was about to cramp from laughing, and he said with a serious face: "Go to your senior brother, he knows." The big apprentice went to set up a tent and didn't come back for a long time. When I came back to eat, I took back the frozen mutton on the sledge, and called the frozen mutton sticks wood or the leader of the monkey.

As soon as the words were finished, Wukong came in and said as he walked, "Master, Mu Zha is here and is taking a rest. Let him save some food."

They came in and saw that the pot was already boiling on the bonfire, and they were ready to eat, so they said, "Master, bake him two pancakes later?"

Zhuang Fan said: "Naughty, there are so many noodles for the guests!" He was afraid that someone would come, he had frozen a lot of meat, and he was not afraid of another one.

Wukong said: "Then I'll go get the wood, and Bajie will go with the senior brother!" There is a junior brother, use it if you can, or run away when you grow up!

Zhuang Fan smiled and nodded, Bajie saw that "as expected" he had to plan wood before eating, although he was a little anxious to eat, he honestly carried the basin his senior brother gave him, and walked out together.

Bajie followed his senior brother to the sledge, and asked as he walked, "Senior brother, how do you count planing wood? Do you eat a piece of wood?"

Wukong said: "Stupid! Shave one piece at a time, when it's time to eat it, of course you have to slice a few more slices, save it and eat a big bite, it will be very delicious! It will save trouble!"

After hearing this, Bajie swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, seeing that his senior brother also planed wood for meat, he felt a lot more balanced, and asked: "How much can you really plan and eat?"

Wukong stood still in front of the sledge, took the wooden basin from his junior brother, picked up pieces of meat in it, and said: "Of course, you have already planed, what are you waiting for if you don't eat it? Eat as much as you want. How much, how much to eat, how much to plan, the master said, don’t waste it!”

Ba Jie listened to the sound of thump, thump, and felt elated, thinking that I would definitely not waste it!Must plan a lot of wood for meat to eat!

As a result, his senior brother led him back directly after taking the meat, Bajie was anxious: "Senior brother, where is the wood?"

The monkey suddenly came to his senses, his master had fooled his younger brother again!So he suppressed his smile and said calmly, "Oh, find a forest later, just chop the thickest root back!"

Bajie's face turned green, and he said tremblingly: "How thick is it, brother? Just master's little plane? Plane the thickest tree? Make a table?"

Seeing that he had made a fool of himself, the monkey hurriedly said, "Isn't this a thick table top!" He lifted the curtain and entered the temporary small kitchen.

Bajie wanted to cry, but sat down on the mat next to the bonfire, holding a large wooden basin "wood", and said sadly: "Then must be finished tonight?" He is really hungry!

Looking at his senior brother again, he was silently clutching his stomach, collapsed on the cushion with a smile, he was out of breath from laughing, tears came out, Ba Jie opened his eyes wide and looked at his master, with question marks all over his face: What's the situation?

His master sat there cross-legged, clenched a fist and pressed it to his forehead, looking serious, but Bajie could tell that he was also smiling!Still shaking with laughter!

When Bajie was instructed by his senior brother, he used a small plane like planing wood to plan out a large plate of particularly perfect and beautiful mutton rolls, and then boiled the mutton, dipped it in dipping sauce, and when it was in his mouth, the little fat man Only then was he happy and contented to let go of his anger!

They are all liars!

His master and senior brother are all liars!

Wiping away his tears, Bajie picked up the plane again, and quickly planed a large plate of mutton for himself, as if showing off, it turned upside down at once, and Wukong hurriedly scooped up his pieces from the pot, which were already cooked Yes, I ate two bites and went to plan.

But the monkey is impatient, the planer is either thinner, thicker, or broken from time to time, but it is not as fast and as good as Bajie's, so he smiled and came over: "Idiot, I didn't see it, you use the plane so well." good!"

Bajie was happily waiting for the mutton to be cooked, and said without raising his head, "That's right, during the slack season, I'm going to help the carpenter in the farm, and I can rely on this for food!"

Zhuang Fan couldn't help feeling sorry for his apprentice, and felt that he and Wukong had bullied the little fat man too much just now, so he boasted: "My apprentice is really capable!"

After hearing this, Bajie blushed a little, took a bite of the meat and ate it, and said in a low voice: "Not really, I'm also very lazy..."

Zhuang Fan then gave him meat: "Eat, eat! Master doesn't need to work for food here. Master and brother are teasing you. Master will support you in the future! You can eat whatever you want, as long as you are full!"

Hearing the master's words, Wukong remembered that the day he first met the master, the master also fed him like a younger brother, fearing that he would be hungry and his eyes would become sore, so he secretly took advantage of the mist to pick up the meat under Bajie have eaten.

It's not sad when you're full, Master said so.

Bajie panicked. He was in the farm and had only heard of raising pigs to eat as much as they could, because they could be killed if they were fat. He quickly put down the bowl and said very seriously to Zhuang Fan: "Master, I don't eat well. of!"

Zhuang Fan hadn't realized why his apprentice was not tasty, and Bajie said again: "Master, let me tell you, goblin meat is not tasty, it is not tender at all, it is hard, and it is not delicious! They have practiced and returned the wild game, there is no wild animal meat to eat!"

Zhuang Fan let out a chuckle, holding up his chopsticks and laughing backwards and forwards. Seeing the little apprentice's pitiful face, he hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, master promises you, if you meet goblins in the future, you will at most take a look at them and never miss their flesh! Is that okay?" ?”

Wukong was concentrating on picking up the last piece of meat under Bajie, and urged: "Master, just say no, you have to hang yourself on the hook with Junior Brother, so that he can rest assured~"

Zhuang Fan hurriedly put down his chopsticks, stretched out his little finger and said, "Come on, Master will hook you up!"

Bajie knows this. Children in Zhuangzi often do it, and old people do it when coaxing children. This is the first time he has been invited to hook up, and he is so happy!

The little fat man immediately stretched out his fat little fingers, and clumsily hooked up with Master.

"Hanging on the hook, 100 years, not allowed to change!" The two voices said together, and pressed the thumb again to seal it!

"Master, 100 years is too little!"

"Oh, Master is a mortal, hahahaha..."

The familiar conversation penetrated the warm tent, drifted in the night wind, mixed with the heavy snow and drifted far, far away. In the dense forest in the distance, a black shadow eavesdropped intently for a while, and then suddenly shuddered. , turned around and ran away as if flying.

At this time, Mu Zha had finished his training, and he came here when he smelled the smell. When he saw the three masters and apprentices guarding a soup pot, there was nothing in the pot, and they didn't eat, and they were working with a plane. Just stunned: "What are you doing?"

No one paid any attention to him, the three of them were digging intently, suddenly, Bajie shouted: "One hundred pieces! I won!"

The monkey shook his hand, cut off the meat again, threw the plane away in frustration, and lost!

Zhuang Fan rubbed his wrist, and said strangely: "Master suddenly felt that I was at a disadvantage in terms of overall conditions for participating in this competition!" Why did he agree to participate in such a naive competition?

The monkey stuffed his master with a pill of medicine: "So master takes some pills to make up for it first, and then he has to practice!"

Zhuang Fan nodded and said, "Okay, when the weather gets warmer, Master will walk there every day!"

Wukong, Bajie and Muzha were all speechless: With your old practice, is it just walking?

Mu Zha rubbed his belly and grinned, "Holy Monk, I'm hungry, do you have any food?" He didn't want to drink soup at night.

Zhuang Fan said: "Let's eat together, just as we haven't finished eating, we've just started!"

He took out a new plane and gave it to Mu Zha, and the gods had to be self-reliant and have enough food and clothing.

Mu Zha took this weird-looking thing and looked up, down, left, and right: "What kind of magic weapon model is this? How to use it?"

Wukong laughed loudly: "Old hat, you don't understand this, come on," originally wanted to go up by himself, but the monkey paused and pointed his finger at Bajie, "Let my junior brother show you! Today's dinner is, Shabu shavings~~~"

Soon, Mu Zha also waved the plane and joined the ranks of the mutton planing competition. The three teenagers were sweating all over in the cold night of deep winter.

The house is full of only Zhuang Fan who is the most leisurely. He is the judge of the competition based on his seniority. Work is enough to eat, so happy.

In the end, the three teenagers were so energetic that they ate up Zhuang Fan's frozen meat.

That night, everyone who had enough food and drink, including the fat dragon baby who hadn't woken up, slept in the warm tent, despite the cold wind outside, this small pure land was always warm and harmonious.

However, the next day, all three children had nosebleeds...

Zhuang Fan was very embarrassed, so he cooked some millet porridge for everyone in the morning. When Mu Zha left, he specifically asked him: "Go back and get some lotus leaf tea to drink. If it doesn't work, stew some pork heart winter melon soup will do." , clear the heat and remove the fire!"

Mu Zha promised, and ran away limply. If he got a nosebleed from eating mutton in the mortal world, he would definitely be scolded by his master when he returned.

Zhuang Fan sent Mu Zha away, turned his head, and was about to greet the two apprentices to go on the road, when he saw Ba Jie's eyes widened and filled with tears, seeing him look over, he trembled in fright, and burst into tears: "Master , don’t kill me! My heart is not clear!”

Zhuang Fan had no choice but to hold back his laughter and coaxed: "Didn't you hook up with Master last night, Master doesn't eat goblin meat!"

Bajie thought about it for a moment, and then burst into laughter, but still solemnly said: "Master, it's not okay to cut me up for others to eat! It's not okay to sell me!" People in Zhuangzi rarely raise pigs. If you eat it yourself, you usually either kill it to sell the meat, or sell the whole head.

Zhuang Fan said very seriously: "Whoever dares to eat my apprentice, the master will shovel his lair!" He said sonorously, full of domineering!

Bajie's nose was bubbling happily: "Master, you are so kind~ you are amazing!"

The master was wearing a fur hat and a big fur coat, and suddenly felt that he was as majestic and murderous as a swordsman, and all he needed was a big golden ring knife!

I only heard Wukong urging in front: "Master, Bajie, let's go!"

The master's illusory murderous aura instantly shattered with a bang, and he took the three apprentices, got on the sledge in desperation, and continued on their way.

Mu Zha had already given the scriptures to Tang Seng last night, and he didn't say much about Bajie's red line. He only told the master and apprentice that Gao Cuilan's family has settled down, and she will have her own marriage in the future. Fortunately, The holy monk just frowned and didn't ask any further questions, so Mu Zha heaved a sigh of relief.

I hurried all the way back to the Purple Bamboo Forest in the South China Sea, but Mu Zha didn't stop at the door, and flew in in a blink of an eye.

Dahei, who wanted to say hello to the big brother, silently closed his mouth, and withdrew his outstretched hand: Forget it, from now on, he just needs to stand there upright and be a pillar. The poor black bear spirit silently thought.

It's just that Mu Zha came back in a hurry, but found that the back mountain of Zizhu Forest was in chaos. His master and Nezha's master were disrespectful, and they fought again. one slice!

Dragon Girl hugged Nezha and sat at a distance, eating fruit and watching the fun, when she saw her brother came back, she waved for him to come over.

As soon as Mu Zha moved closer to his junior sister, he went to pick up his younger brother, rolled up Nezha's sleeves, and seeing that his arms had grown back, he asked his junior sister, "Why did you fight again? For those jars of wine?"

But the dragon girl didn't speak, she picked up Mu Zha's sleeve and sniffed it carefully, and snorted coldly: "Don't take me for stealing food! Don't take your brother! Don't take master! Don't take uncle!"

Mu Zha clicked his tongue, "Dog's nose!" and said, "I learned a new way to eat boiled mutton from the holy monk. It's very fun!"

Dragon Girl didn't care if it was fun or not, and asked, "Is it delicious?"

Nezha also nodded, and continued to eat mangoes: I'm so hungry, mangoes in mango juice, big mangoes and small mangoes, is there anything else to eat in the back mountain?

Mu Zha rubbed Nezha's round hair, smiled and said: "I think it's super delicious, especially the dipping sauce, which is very good, but the holy monk said that there is something missing, I didn't remember it, I said I have it Those, can be more delicious!"

The dragon girl patted Mu Zha on the shoulder: "Good brother, don't talk about it, did you bring the dipping sauce back?" The sheep is easy to handle, and the dipping sauce is the key!

Mu Zha glared at her: "Thought I was right with you, even eating and taking!" He even brought the third prince's seafood in the pot, and every time he went to him and wanted to talk about seeing the little fat man, Wukong always used this to talk about him.

The dragon girl said: "It seems that you must have eaten it all! If you don't take it, who brought it back last time if you don't take the tofu buns?" She didn't even let go of the big wooden basin, at least she didn't take the big water Cylinder!

Mu Zha turned his head and pretended not to listen, but Nezha tugged on his sleeve and whispered weakly in a hoarse voice, "Brother, I'm so hungry!"

Just now he cried hard, beat him for a long time, woke up his master, his master also replaced his arm, his energy and spirit are focused on the new arm, now he is so hungry, He wants to eat, he wants to eat tofu buns, boiled mutton...

Mu Zha heard his younger brother said that he was hungry, and it was very novel. Nezha has always been a picky eater and doesn't like to eat, so he quickly turned him around, raised him up to face himself, and planned to watch something novel, who knows...

"Drink! Who is this little rabbit with red eyes and thick lips?"

The dragon girl pinched her throat and pretended to be a child and said, "I am your dear brother, brother~~~"

Goosebumps arose on Mu Zha's body, and Nezha couldn't help but roll his eyes and pretend to be dead. His words weren't so ugly!

Mu Zha asked, "What's the matter?" Nezha kept his mouth shut: his throat hurts, his tongue hurts, and he doesn't want to talk.

Mu Zha felt sorry for his younger brother, and while applying ointment to Nezha, he asked his junior sister, "How long have master and uncle been fighting? When are they going to stop?" He wanted to cook.

The dragon girl shook her head: "I fought when I came back, new and old enemies, who knows why, not because of anything, I think it's just idle. Let's fight, anyway, this time is fine." I have been talking to the other party for a long time, and now I probably have a sore throat from yelling, so stop talking and do it.

Ask Long Nu to say that's right, if you can do it, don't make any noise.

Mu Zha thought the same, and said, "Then shall we have dinner?"

Looking around, he wondered, "Where are Xiao Wu and Da Hei?"

The Dragon Girl also looked around, "Dahei asked Master to throw it to look at the gate, hey, yes, where did Xiao Wu go? Damn, it's not good! Brother!!! The place where Master and the others fought is Xiao Wu's Territory ah ah ah ah!"

As soon as Mu Zha released his younger brother and was about to rush out, his feet got caught unexpectedly, and he fell to the ground with a "baji". Fortunately, he had practiced, and he supported himself with a push-up. He bent his head and saw a grape vine Tremblingly pulled him and Longnv, it wasn't Xiao Wu who was it.

Zhao Wu, who was hiding here tremblingly, stretched out two vines to bow to his senior brother and sister, and silently said sorry, Mu Zha got up and patted the dirt on his hands, touched Zhao Wu's leaves, and said, "Don't be afraid." , It’s okay, master and uncle fight all the time, I will remind master later, tell them to change places next time, don’t step on you!”

The junior and younger brothers were all found, and Mu Zha took his younger brother to the door to bring Dahei back. The Dragon Girl was in charge of cooking. After a while, the aroma of the food wafted from the back mountain.

Smelling the fragrance, Master Taiyi jumped out of the circle first, waved the whisk, panted and supported his waist and said: "Stop beating, I'm hungry!"

Guanyin also stopped her hands and rolled her eyes: "You are not a god, you don't eat wind and drink dew, what do you eat!"

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Zhuang Fan swears to his apprentice Lagou

Somehow, it was heard by the goblin and spread

last pass

Rumor has it that a holy monk from the Tang Dynasty eats goblins, especially loves to gouge out hearts

His new apprentice, the pig demon, begged for the face of the demons

I was almost beaten to death by the holy monk and dug

Later, the monk still felt sorry for his disciples

Quit this hobby

Promise only to kill, not to gouge out

Since then, wherever Zhuang Fan went, all the demons fled

Those who didn't run away to provoke, they all died in the end and were taken away by their parents

Miserable~!