Tang Seng is a cook

Mu Zha rushed over all of a sudden, and shouted sweetly: "Brother~~~~~Why are you here?"

Nezha today is a three-headed figure, wearing a gray-white long-sleeved Taoist robe, with a Taoist bun, and the sleeves of the robe are wide, which makes people look very small, super cute!

Nezha Xiaodao is very serious, with a milky voice and an expressionless face: "Brother, don't make trouble!" He stretched out his chubby hand, pushed Mu Zha's big face that came to kiss him away, and then saluted Longnu: " Hello, Sister Dragon Girl!"

The Dragon Girl just brushed the sauce on the last bunch of buns, and handed the buns to Nezha, smiling: "Here, eat!"

Ne Zha was surrounded by Mu Zha, facing the dragon girl on the left, but he stretched out his right hand to pick it up awkwardly. Seeing that his left arm did not move, Mu Zha frowned: "Brother, what's wrong with your arm?" The sleeves of the Taoist robe he was wearing today were too long, he couldn't see his hands.

Nezha didn't say a word, and concentrated on taking a bite of the steamed stuffed bun, and as a result, hot tears came down, this child has never eaten such a hot food.

Mu Zha quickly took it over: "You are not used to eating, I will eat it for you!" He took a glass of mango juice and stuffed it into Nezha's arms. Seeing that Nezha was holding it with his right hand again, he frowned.

Dahei who wanted to say "That's my juice" silently withdrew his outstretched hand.

Nezha took a sip of the fruit juice, but his tongue still hurt badly, sniffled his nose, and asked Dragon Girl, "What are you eating?"

The dragon girl was still smiling: "Baked tofu buns, served with hot sauce, are all made by Monkey King and his master Monk Tang!"

Nezha grumbled expressionlessly, and took another sip of juice: Actually, he really wanted to try that tofu bun, but the chili sauce was too spicy, and he hated it. His tongue hurt so much, and suddenly he didn’t want to talk anymore, his heart was stuffy.

The dragon girl leaned close to Nezha's ear and whispered: "We'll go down to work later, and then your brother will bring something to find the holy monk, will you follow? His master's dishes are delicious, you You can also fight with Monkey King~"

Mu Zha hurriedly said, "Don't kidnap my brother!"

Nezha also said, "No, even though it's a fake beating, it still hurts."

Mu Zha and Longnu looked at each other with surprise on their faces, Mu Zha asked with a smile: "Brother, you were a fake loser back then?"

Nezha shook his head: "Although it was a fake fight, it was a real loss. I couldn't compare to him back then."

Mu Zha praised aloud: "Unexpectedly, that monkey is really capable!"

Long Nu said: "That's right, you don't even know who it is!"

Mu Zha said with a strange look: "Oh~~~~ What does it have to do with the Dasheng senior brother!? Speaking of which, the Dasheng has a senior brother? Heh heh heh..."

The dragon girl ignored him, pretending not to hear, and asked Nezha, "What about now? Still can't beat him?"

Seeing Nezha shaking her head, the Dragon Girl said bitterly, "You haven't made any progress yet? The Great Sage has been working under the mountain for 500 years!"

Nezha frowned: "Then I've only been in the sky for more than 500 days." I'm still young!

Seeing that Mu Zha and the dragon girl were talking endlessly, Nezha hurriedly said, "I have something to do!"

The Dragon Girl smiled and pinched Nezha's chubby little face, and said, "What's the matter, tell me, sister!"

So he doesn't like to come to the Purple Bamboo Forest at all. Nezha couldn't avoid it, so he endured it silently, lowered his head and slammed his left sleeve, stared at his brother and Longnu, and said slowly: "Come ask the Bodhisattva for something." Lotus root, let master give me a new arm, I heard that the lotus in the purple bamboo forest is blooming." Scary you to death!

drink!

Sure enough, she kept squatting and talking to Nezha. Mu Zha Longnv was so frightened that she gasped, and saw that Nezha's left arm was still white and fat, but the lower forearm was missing half. It was scorched and turned yellow, revealing the big eyes of the lotus root.

The dragon girl looked curious, and leaned up to sniff it: "You smell delicious, why did you make this? Let the Golden Crow burn you? Ordinary fire can't burn you!"

Nezha stretched out a chubby finger with his right hand, pushed Long Nu away, and the saliva dripped down, Long Nu's sister hated it.

As soon as Mu Zha covered his face, the junior sister was super unreliable, and it will be really hard for Wu Li in the future!

After knocking on the back of his junior sister's head, Mu Zha asked his younger brother, "What did you do? Does it hurt?"

Nezha Roujiujiu's little face was very rosy and good-looking, and said in a shy tone: "Sneaky stabbed Master's alchemy furnace."

No arm pain, butt pain.

That's enough, Mu Zha, who was so sad and angry that he vomited blood, thought, he should have realized that in his long and endless life, the most unreliable person he met was his brother!

At this moment, the Bodhisattva strolled over to summon his disciples to go out. He saw two, no, no, the little Nezha among the four disciples. Avalokitesvara immediately bent down and pinched Nezha's face: "Little one!" Son, what are you doing here? I’m craving pork ribs and lotus root soup recently!” Be careful running around and stewing you!

Nezha was so angry, he raised his left arm again, raised his head, and rolled his eyes to the back of his head by the way: "I'm mushy, I can't eat!"

The Bodhisattva also yelled, clicked his tongue twice, squeezed the bad arm, and said, "What should I do, grow a new one, or cut it off?"

Are there two packages to choose from?Nezha was bewildered, he put his finger in his mouth and bit it twice, what should he choose?

Mu Zha asked his master, "Master, what's the difference?" Which one is better?

The Bodhisattva didn't even think about it: "I don't know either!"

Everyone is down!

Avalokitesvara spread her hands: "I'm not familiar with the transformation of the lotus root and the connection of arms and legs. It's Master Nezha's housekeeping skill!" Then he asked Nezha: "Where is your master? Huh? No? , How did you come here? How did you come in?" The voice suddenly became higher and higher.

Nezha and all his disciples were taken aback.

But Guanyin didn't care about them anymore, took a sniff with his nose, and suddenly jumped angrily: "You old thief!!!!"

Turning a corner in a hurry, he rushed to the place where he buried the wine, and sure enough, there were several holes on the ground, and the bull-nosed real Taiyi was already hugging an empty jar, slumped on the ground drunk!

It was scattered on the ground, and several empty wine jars were rolled down.

Very bleak.

Guanyin's whole heart is bleeding, his treasure!His sweetheart!His baby!Just such a wrong eye!All gone!Violence~~~!

Trembling with anger, the Bodhisattva turned around and looked around: "Where is Dahei? Where did Dahei go? Dahei!"

Dahei was standing on his left, feeling helpless, thinking that I am just black, I am not invisible anymore, the sun is so big, why can’t I look at me every time!Honestly said: "Master, I am here!"

Avalokitesvara didn't care where his apprentice came from, he pointed at Daoist Taiyi and said, "Did you see this scumbag?"

Dahei choked, but he couldn't say he saw it. This is the master of his brothers and sisters, so he could only nod his head, and Guanyin said, "Do you remember what he looks like?"

Dahei looked up and down a few times: "Remember!"

Guanyin said resolutely: "From now on, this person will never be put in the purple bamboo forest again, remember?"

Mu Zha nodded fiercely behind his master, and Dahei hurriedly shouted loudly: "Apprentice remember! Don't let in!"

Dahei asked again, "Then Master, throw him out now?"

The Bodhisattva snorted coldly and said: "What's the use of throwing it out now! Your master's family has been taken away! Let him sleep here, and when he wakes up, lead him to the lotus pond, and ask the fairy lotus to choose him. Cut the lotus root, if you don’t have too much to give, just one section! Then I will drive all the master and apprentice away!”

Dahei agreed, bent down and picked up the old Taoist, and sent him to the long couch where the Bodhisattva in the back mountain often sat. Nezha was also there, just looking at his master!

The Bodhisattva looked at his empty wine jars, sighed, and took Mu Zhalongnv down to work in frustration.

Wrong!

On the back mountain of the purple bamboo forest, under the grape arbor where the breeze is blowing, Nezha is sitting on a long couch dangling his two short legs, waiting for his master to wake up, bored, suddenly raised his left arm, leaned in front of him, and looked at it carefully After a few glances, I carefully took a bite...

Pooh!Confused!

not tasty at all...

Where is it very fragrant, deceiving...

Zhao Wu and Dahei, who were squatting together, looked at Nezha's expressionless chubby face, one shook his head, and the other shook the leaf: Pervert~~~

Nezha silently turned his face away, neither speaking nor smiling, staring at the two of them, Dahei and Zhao Wuli froze immediately and dared not move!

Unexpectedly, Nezha came here!

Dahei and Zhao Wu were so frightened that they didn't dare to move, but Nezha stepped on Dahei's knee and landed on his shoulder. Because half of his arm was missing and he couldn't balance well, Dahei stretched out his hand to help him three times. Prince, then, Nezha, who was on tiptoe, pulled apart the layers of leaves, and reached out to dig them out!

Pull out a bunch of small, red, grapes!

It looks delicious, so red, it must be very sweet, the little male god with a paralyzed face stared at the bunch of small fruits in his hand, thinking happily, he didn't pay attention to Zhao Wu's retaining him and reminding him of his twigs.

So he went back to the long couch, sat down properly, swayed his two short legs leisurely again, put the grapes on his right hand, grabbed one, raised his head, faced the sun, squinted his eyes, and felt very happy... …

He threw a small red grape into his mouth, closed his teeth, and chewed!

"puff!"

Probably, something like a "nuclear" bomb exploded in the mouth of Third Prince Nezha!

The unlucky child immediately began to cry heart-piercingly, it hurt too much, it was too spicy!

Nezha thought he was going to die!

But crying was useless, he was so hot that he started hiccupping!

This is much more effective than the sip of hot sauce just now. Dahei, who didn't know what happened, thought that Nezha had eaten a bad fruit, so he poured him a glass of juice silently. Nezha took the juice with tears in his eyes, hiccupping While crying, he drank, and choked after taking two sips.

Now it's all right, coughing and hiccupping...

Over there, Zhao Wu silently took back all the branches and vines that were exposed outside, and he also stole the bunch of small grapes on the couch.

Then Zhao Wu quickly slipped down the ground, because he had a bad premonition that if he stayed here, his life might be lost.

Only Dahei, who was ignored by everyone, was still squatting blankly, watching that little chubby dumpling bewildered.

But the Bodhisattva left the purple bamboo forest with Mu Zha and the dragon girl and went straight to Gaolaozhuang.

Today, there are three masters and apprentices, and there are two tasks. One is for Mu Zha to make a phantom array called Gao Laozhuang and its surrounding areas. Everyone who knows that Zhu Wuneng has been the son-in-law of the third daughter of Gao Yuan’s family is in his memory. Forget about it.

Another task is that the dragon girl will make a nightmare formation, and give dreams to people with a radius of a hundred miles, saying that they took care of the Buddhist scriptures who were waiting for the master here a while ago, and now the master of the Buddhist scriptures is the holy monk Already came and took his apprentice.Because of this matter, the Bodhisattva came here to send blessings and rewards according to merit, to give back to the people who treated the Buddhist scriptures kindly.

Of course, in the end, the Bodhisattva will sprinkle some nectar to finish it off. Gao Yuan's family's territory will undoubtedly be the place that will benefit the most in the end.

Both Mu Zha and Long Nu knew each other's use of formations by heart, but because they were attacked by thieves today, Bodhisattva was in a bad mood, and the requirements were particularly high, so the two could only be more cautious.

Moreover, the formations of the brothers and sisters each have their own difficulties.

As long as Mu Zha's phantom formation is unfolded, the people involved in the formation can be successfully cleared or blurred that part of memory, without consuming too much mana.

But if Zongsi runs too far, beyond the reach of the formation, Mu Zha has to run over by himself and do a manual operation.

This time, there were twenty and one people who ran out of range, and Mu Zha's legs were running thin all night.

In the end, he found out angrily that one of them was a peddler who passed by Gao Laozhuang, and he didn't know who told him about it. This person not only likes to gossip, but also likes to gossip with others. He sells goods and spreads the word all the way. , the traces are like long hair, it's better to spread them out!

It's just boring Mu Zha.

The dragon girl is also not having a good time. As I said earlier, the dragon girl has no other problems, but she loves to get lost. However, the disadvantage of the nightmare formation is that it involves a small area. In this area, draw the upper grid, and in each grid, release the nightmare array one by one.

You can’t let some people be entrusted to the dream, and some people be left out, then the entrusted dream will not be considered a perfect success.

But suffer!Row!cloth!Array!

This kind of thing is too difficult for the dragon girl who is not very good at identifying directions, calculating distances, and occasionally wandering off, really too difficult!

At least the Bodhisattva watched his stupid apprentice toss and turn in the four corners of a place, each casting a formation on the land, and the surrounding places were all bypassed by her. The child thought he had done it, and was happy Dian Dian ran away!

magic!How did the dragon girl live so long without getting lost and becoming an orphan?

After one night, Bodhisattva felt that his voice was hoarse. He looked back and forth from both sides, checked and made up for the omissions by himself, and finally finished all the work before the sun rose!Including pointing nectar nearby to promote green leaves, especially in Gaoyuan's house to promote more green trees and red flowers.

If you don't finish it, everyone will wake up!Then this night, it can be said that it was really in vain!

The Bodhisattva took two disciples and hid in mid-air. Seeing the rising sun, there were voices in the farmhouse. Slowly, the whole Zhuangzi came alive, and the people got together again excitedly, talking a lot, and flew away. Nostalgia.

The Bodhisattva and the Dragon Girl can go home. Poor Mu Zha, the master threw away two volumes of scriptures and told him to go to Yuelao first to solve Gao Cuilan's red line issue, and then to send a scripture and a letter to the holy monk.

Mu Zha broke his leg after running all night. At this time, he was as tired as a paralyzed mud, so he forced himself to go straight to the heaven. Fortunately, when he arrived, his father was not on duty, so Mu Zha hurriedly greeted several uncles, fearing that his father would suddenly Just came out, and Sa Yazi ran away.

When we arrived at Yuelao Palace, there was no need to notify Mu Zha, so he went straight in. Anyway, he was ordered to come, and he was not guilty at all.

Yue Lao is called Lao, but in fact he is not old at all. He is a young man who likes to wear red clothes. Inexplicably, he looked particularly wretched.

The kind of wretchedness that makes people want to hit him with a sap in the back.

Seeing Mu Zha, Yue Lao looked him up and down a few times, saw Mu Zha's huge black eyes, pulled his long hair on the sideburns, smiled knowingly, and lowered his voice mysteriously: " Hui An has also grown up!"

Yue Lao winked and said: "Which fairy's red line do you want to see? Boys can also see it~ but you can't see it!"

Mu Zha didn't have the slightest idea of ​​being charming, and said stiffly: "I see what that thing is for! Men and women don't look at it! By the decree of the Bodhisattva, I come to release the red money you have been holding around!"

Yue Lao jumped up: "Don't dare to talk nonsense, how dare I drag the red line indiscriminately, and lead the wrong marriage to the wrong person, I will be punished!"

Mu Zha said: "Then why should Zhu Wuneng, the third disciple who went west with Tang Seng to learn scriptures, oh, he is the original Tianpeng Marshal, who has become the son-in-law of someone else in the mortal world! This is what I saw with my own eyes and ears. What I heard! You can't do it fake!"

Yuelao was still confused before, but when he heard Marshal Tianpeng, he slapped his forehead and said "Ouch", he dragged Mu Zha and walked inside, Mu Zha stopped his foot hard and howled miserably: "Damn it!" What are you doing? Where are you taking me?"

Yuelao said angrily: "Let you take a look at the red rope of Marshal Peng that day!" He won't pull you into the bridal chamber!Nothing!

After hearing this, Mu Zha breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Just go, what are you doing?"

Yuelao glared at him, shocked Mu Zha, and stopped talking nonsense.

After turning a few corners, the two of them entered a room, which was spacious and tall, with little red thread ends hanging in the air: some of them had a border, and they seemed to touch each other; some of them were tied together. A big dead button, which seems to be completely inseparable; some red ropes are tied to one side, and then the other end is hooked and hooked to touch the other rope; some red ropes are broken into a mess, and it is impossible to form a strand. Well, there happened to be an intact red rope that surrounded the broken red rope and wrapped it tightly...

Yuelao explained to Muzha: "Now the red ropes in Yuelao Palace are divided according to the three realms of heaven, earth and man, and each realm produces its own red ropes according to the living beings' respective positions."

Yuelao stretched his long arms, swiping the red lines all over the room, with a serious expression, extraordinary handsomeness, and different talents, he asked Mu Zha, "Where is the position of Marshal Tianpeng you mentioned after he descended to earth?"

Mu Zha said: "Gao Laozhuang!"

Yuelao was familiar with these place names. As soon as Mu Zha finished speaking, Yuelao stretched out his hand, and with another tug, he pulled out the place where the red line of Gaolaozhuang was located.

This time, Mu Zha also noticed something unusual. Among all the small red threads, a finger-thick red thread that was one foot long fell on the ground, and a small red thread was pressed underneath.

The thick red line was slowly swimming away, but because it was too long, the small red line was still pressed and struggling.

Yuelao shouted: "Catch it!" With quick hands and quick eyes, he stretched out two fingers and clamped the thick and long red thread at once.

After the little red thread at the bottom got free, it ran away quickly.After a while, there was a particularly beautiful red thread that slipped quietly to the side of the little red thread.

The little red thread was probably frightened before, and when it saw a "person" approaching, it shivered with fright. The beautiful red thread rudely drove away the other red threads, surrounded the city by itself, and carefully protected the little red thread stand up.

Mu Zha watched intently, seeing that Gao Cuilan seemed to have a good home, he was relieved, Yue Lao Dian shook the thick and long rope in his hand, and said: "Marshal Tianpeng's red line, since he was demoted to the lower world, has been Missing, I searched around for a long time, but today I found it, thank you, little Muzha!"

Mu Zha glared at him, and asked curiously: "Then Zhu Wuneng and the red line, how to deal with it?"

Yuelao pointed to the golden light at the top of the red thread, and said: "Have you seen the golden thread? It's because of chance. It's not within my scope of acceptance. I just need to put the red thread in a box and it will be fine!"

Mu Zha frowned again and asked, "Then if I don't come today and you can't find the red line of the canopy, what will happen?"

Yuelao led Mu Zha out, and said with a smile: "How? Naturally, wherever he goes in the mortal world, his red line will follow him. It is inevitable that he will encounter other red lines, which will irritate the mortal heart. Look at that, along the way, he can't even think about learning the scriptures in a down-to-earth manner. Either he thinks about marrying a wife, or he misses marrying a wife, but from now on, this kind of thing will not happen! Thanks to you, as long as I am alone now Lock up his red thread, so Gada locks it!"

As Yuelao said, he closed the lid and said, "He won't be able to get a little bit of secular karma anymore!"

After finishing speaking, he patted Mu Zha on the shoulder: "Thank you brother! I'll treat you to a drink another day!"

When Mu Zha heard this, he was afraid for a while. He didn't care to blame Yuelao for neglecting his duty and leaving the red line of the canopy and didn't hurry to find it. He said goodbye to him and left.

Because he was in a trance all the way, he didn't stop when he passed the Nantian Gate, and he didn't even look at his father, so Li Jing was so angry that he cursed several times in the back!

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Yuelao is complacent: he will not only facilitate marriage, he is also a geography expert! ! !

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In Lingxiao Temple, the Jade Emperor is entertaining Tathagata

Tathagata picked up a red fruit, rubbed and peeled it carefully, threw the white flesh into his mouth, and said while eating, "The crowd is excited! You are the one who scolded!"

The Jade Emperor was listening to the music leisurely, smiled and said, "Fuck me!"

He shook his head and beat the time, and said slowly: "Back then Ao... the third prince Ao was still young. As a child, he was inevitably curious about playing with fire. My adults didn't take good care of the child, and in the end he burned the treasure of the old dragon in Xihai ! It’s not that he deserves it!”

He picked up the wine glass and tasted it: "If you take care of the children, you have to take care of the children. You have to use me to scare people! I, the Jade Emperor, discipline the children for you!?"

Tathagata chuckled: "Then you throw the human child on the dragon platform? It's still a milk baby!"

The Jade Emperor said: "I'm not trying to scare them, let them know that I am ruthless, and stop bothering me with such stupid things in the future! Besides, I didn't throw it away casually, so I was saved by Guanyin!"

Tathagata said: "It's more than that, you are still looking for a new father for this kid. I think that, the third prince of Xihailong didn't improve his legs, but became an apprentice. Let his master take care of him for a few years before he grows up. It's someone else's son! The old dragon is not sure, he is crying at home!"

The Jade Emperor clapped his hands, stopped the singing and dancing, leaned over and whispered: "The name has been changed, whose son is it, and you can tell it at a glance? By the way, your grandson, that little fat dragon, what is the name?" of?"

Tathagata shook his head like a rattle: "I don't know! I didn't remember!"

Want to trick me into barking like a dog?No way!