Tang Seng is a cook

The monkey had a straight face, not welcoming Mu Zha very much, and said, "What are you doing here?"

Mu Zha stood still, his body was still bouncing up and down to play with Ao Yu: "I came here at the order of my master!"

The monkey pursed his lips, his heart seemed to be cramping, and his speech was trembling, he couldn't see it!

Mu Zha asked Wukong again: "Where did this kid come from? He looks so cute, just like Nezha! Take it away and be my fourth brother!" Unfortunately, I rarely see my younger brother now, so I miss him. So when I saw the meaty three-headed body, I couldn't help but pick it up and play for a while.

But Ao Yu couldn't hear the word Nezha, and immediately froze, and didn't dare to move, her eyes were straightened, her mouth was flattened, she was sobbing and she didn't dare to cry, her little face was pale and pale.

Wukong was so distressed when he saw it, he quickly hugged him down, and said angrily: "You scared my junior brother!"

Mu Zha was stunned, staring at the little fat man: "Your junior brother? Who? Zhu Wuneng? Or Sha Wujing? They don't look like this!"

When the monkey saw that Mu Zha opened his mouth, he quickly covered Ao Yu's ears with his hands: "What are you talking about! This is Ao Yu, the third prince of Xihai! What a pig, you are so stupid! Don't mention your brother in front of him. "

Mu Zha scratched his head, and was about to speak when he saw Zhuang Fan approaching, he hurriedly saluted, "I've seen the holy monk!"

Zhuang Fan smiled: "Hui An is here, is there something wrong with the Bodhisattva?"

Mu Zha took out a bag and said, "Master asked me to hand it over!"

Zhuang Fan took it, opened it, and saw that it was two hats inlaid with gold flowers. He felt strange, so he put it away, and asked Mu Zha, "Have you had breakfast?"

Mu Zha was taken aback by Tang Seng's short-tempered tone of parents, as if he was just visiting a friend's house, and was taken aback by the chatting style when his parents saw him inviting him to stay for dinner. "He's not hungry, he's full!"

Mu Zha immediately retorted: "Who says I'm not hungry! I've eaten for a long time!"

So, Mu Zha sat at the kitchen table in a very strange and awkward manner, and had breakfast with the three holy monks, master and disciples.

Today's breakfast is millet porridge, tofu buns, and side dishes are Yipin dried shredded tofu, cabbage soup, dried radish and pickles, all made by Zhuang Fan, the portion is huge and enough.

But the main force at the dinner table was changed from Ao Yu to Mu Zha.

Aoyu was listless, eating without a mouthful, sneaking glances at Muzha from time to time, as if afraid that he would rush over and skin him too.

After all, Mu Zha liked Ao Yu's cuteness, so he couldn't help smiling and approached him, and said, "Is uncle handsome?"

Wukong squirted out a mouthful of soup!Angrily said: "What kind of uncle are you!?"

Mu Zha stuffed a mouthful of steamed stuffed bun, shook his head triumphantly and said: "You don't know that, Long Nu is his aunt! Long Nu is my junior sister, so I am his uncle! Eh? It seems to be called uncle! "

Just proud of it, I suddenly stuffed a large piece of ginger from the dried radish into my mouth. It was so spicy that I said "ouch", and quickly grabbed a chopstick to eat the dried tofu, and drank another mouthful of hot soup.

Wukong didn't laugh this time, Mu Zha won.

Zhuang Fan was also surprised when he heard this, he had also seen Long Nu, he only said that Long Nu was considerate and easy-going, but she never contacted her apprentice.

I think Longnu gave herself the medicine box, and came to the inn to get seafood and steal vegetables. Behind all this, it was all because of Aoyu...

Monkey picked Ao Yu up from the high stool beside him, put it in his arms, took a bun for him, and asked quietly, "Why didn't you tell me that Dragon Girl is your aunt?"

Ao Yu leaned back against Eldest Senior Brother, and felt more at ease. He gnawed on the steamed stuffed bun slowly, sobbed and said, "The last time I saw Auntie, Eldest Senior Brother was still in a coma, and I didn't talk to Auntie. I haven’t seen it before, so I don’t have a chance to talk about it! Besides, when I was young, she always liked to pinch my face and steal my food!” Now I want to grab seafood, so I don’t want to mention this aunt!Will have nightmares!

Moreover, his father didn't care about family affection, so he sent him to the demon-slaying stage, and his aunt didn't say anything when she saw that the Bodhisattva gave herself to her master as a foot support, so he didn't want to recognize them!

Ao Yu was talking, the more he thought about it, the more sad he became, and he burst into tears, and he stopped eating the buns. Zhuang Fan was afraid that he would vomit after eating while crying, so he quickly hugged him from Wukong's arms and called Ao Yu Yu spat out the bun in his mouth, and said to the big apprentice: "Wukong, you eat slowly with Hui An, and the master takes Ao Yu back to the bedroom."

Then he said to Hui An, "Hui An can be at ease, let's go after eating!"

Mu Zha blankly agreed, and saw Tang Seng holding Ao Yu, who was sobbing, patted and coaxed, and walked away slowly.

The style of the holy monk is really indescribable... It is completely different from before!

Mu Zha took a sip of porridge, leaned his head over and asked Wukong, "Why does your master love your junior brother so much?" Just now the holy monk asked Ao Yu to spit out the chewed bun, and he reached out to pick it up very naturally, with a slight disgust on his face nor.

Looking at the posture of the holy monk, Mu Zha felt that loving Aoyu was no worse than loving his son. The Bodhisattva is not looking for a foot for the holy monk, isn't this looking for a new father for Aoyu?Could it be that the junior sister secretly grilled seafood to bribe the master?

Mu Zha thought of his own father again. His father never treated himself and Nezha so pamperingly. "Naughty animal and rebellious son" is the name of their brother. Thinking of the bad things at home, Mu Zha sighed slowly, and quickly inserted a bun with chopsticks, and opened his mouth halfway down.

The eating appearance is very bold.

Wukong disliked the face, deliberately ate porridge and ate slowly, and said very indifferently: "Is there? My master usually treats me and my junior brother like that."

Mu Zha's eyes suddenly became very strange: "You mean," he suddenly lowered his voice, "your master also hugged you like he hugged Aoyu?"

Mu Zha chewed the steamed stuffed bun with fascination, imagining the small body of the holy monk who looked very frail, like hugging the three-headed Aoyu, then hugging the big hairy monkey beside him, "Pfft", he I can't help spraying it!

Wu's air is broken, he dropped his chopsticks, and jumped up to knock on the back of Mu Zha's head. No need to guess, he knows what this idiot has made up!

Mu Zha laughed loudly, jumped up too, picked up the bowl and drank the last sip of cabbage soup, dodged the monkey's volley palm, lowered his head to copy it smoothly, hugged the big basin containing the buns in his arms, and quickly He ran out the door and yelled: "Holy Monk, I'm full! Thank you for your hospitality! I'll come again next time! Farewell!"

When Zhuang Fan heard the sound, Mu Zha had long since disappeared, along with their steamed buns and the big wooden basin in which they were stored.

Standing in the courtyard, Wukong was lucky, Zhuang Fan couldn't help laughing, thinking that young people should be more lively together, and asked Wukong: "Are you full?"

The monkey snorted angrily: "I'm full!"

Turn around and go back to the kitchen to clean up the dishes!

For more than a month, Hou Zi followed Zhuang Fan and learned how to cook with fire. He saw that Master and Ao Yu didn't eat much just now, so he reheated the porridge, and the buns were still raw, and they were steamed in the basket. .

While watching the steamed buns, the monkey cleaned up the used bowls and chopsticks. Ao Yu is becoming more and more spoiled now. If he, a big brother, doesn't do it, why should he wait for his master to do it?

Then his master probably died of exhaustion before he reached the western sky.

After Zhuang Fan coaxed Ao Yu well, the little fat man cried out that he was hungry again, so he carried him to the kitchen to find something to eat again, and saw that the monkey had already prepared a table of breakfast again.

The elder brother also thoughtfully took the vegetarian chicken from the temple and fried the sun-dried eggs. The best-looking one was naturally given to Ao Yu, and one was mushy and the other was torn. Where.

He also asked Zhuang Fan to read a few words, telling him not to eat the burnt food, but before the monkey nodded, Zhuang Fan himself was happy.

The three masters and apprentices were eating, and Zhuang Fan said: "Wukong, Master, those blisters are not harmful, they have deflated this morning, shall we set off later?"

The monkey disagreed: "Master, I'd better take care of it again. As you said, it won't freeze if it has blisters. I still want to wait and ask them if they have any good leather, and bring back two knee pads for Master." Zhuang Fan now brings The one I bought was bought in a small town, and it is a bit thinner.

Zhuang Fan just smiled and drank the porridge contentedly, thinking that the monkey's growth is really not a little bit, and he thinks that when he leaves, the monkey will be able to be a steady man.

So I stayed in the temple for another day, turned around, probably due to the effect of the body nourishing pill, Zhuang Fan's knees could no longer see any traces, so Wukong felt relieved and took his master's ragged clothes away , re-wrapped Tang Seng tightly from head to toe, put on the knee pads, also wore the fur fur given by the Bodhisattva, and put on big-haired thick cowhide boots on the feet.

Zhuang Fan also wore a thick fur hat on his head, which was "presented" by the old monk in Jinchi last night. He heard that the holy monk and the disciples were looking for good leather for the holy monk, so he took his own treasure Come, Zhuang Fan couldn't laugh or cry when he insisted on having a "filial piety". Seeing that Jin Chi was dressed in ordinary clothes now, it was no longer dazzling, and the arrogance on his face had faded a lot, so he didn't say anything, thank you After the old man received it.

It was hot in the room, and after wearing this outfit, Zhuang Fan was covered in white sweat. He strolled to the bathroom, stood in front of the big bronze mirror, and took a picture. Hu Fei?

It's a pity that there is no good knife!I can't walk the world with my sword anymore, I can only carry the nine-tin ring stick.

Finally, when he went out to have a look, the monkey also put away the ring stick, saying that it was too cold to carry in winter, and asked Zhuang Fan to stretch out his hand, and gave him a pair of thick two-finger leather bras.

Zhuang Fan tried to clench his fists, but failed. He had a premonition in his heart that he was going to be adopted by his apprentice.

Ao Yu had a good night's sleep yesterday, and she was very energetic this morning. She was also dressed like a hairball, and was carried around by his senior brother. He put it on his shoulders and rode on his neck, and Ao Yu hugged him firmly, happily.

But when he walked outside the Zen temple and saw the caramel cake waiting far away in the snow on the side of the road, pulling a snow sledge, Ao Yu exploded: "Who is he!" Where did this fairy come from!How dare he turn into a horse to pull a cart for his master! ?

Wukong walked over, put Ao Yu on the saddle on the back of Caramel Cake with a smile, and said, "Junior Brother, come, let's get to know each other, this is the successor of your unfinished business, Caramel Cake! Master named it! The caramel cake has been coming to our house for more than a month, and it’s the first time you are awake to see it in broad daylight, you little lazy bastard.” Before that, Ao Yu slept all day, woke up at night after camping, and ate a few mouthfuls in a daze, sometimes He didn't even open his eyes, and he didn't even know what was in his mouth, let alone caramel cake and white sugar cake.

When Ao Yu heard that the master had named the horse, she was really angry. She exerted a little force, gained a little weight, and almost crushed the caramel cake.

Caramel cake slipped its hind legs and snorted uncomfortably. Wukong quickly picked up Aoyu: "Little villain! If you crush it, master and brother will have to walk on their own feet!"

At this time Zhuang Fan had finished saying goodbye to the monks in the temple, and was walking towards him, Ao Yu turned around and stretched out his hand to Master: "Hold!" with an aggrieved expression on his face.

Zhuang Fan hugged Aoyu habitually, but found that the fur was tied so tightly by Wukong that he couldn't raise his arms at the same time. He was afraid that Aoyu would fall, so he put his hand down and said, "What's the matter?"

Ao Yu cried, "Master, is Ao Yu too useless! You don't want me!? I can also pull a cart!"

Zhuang Fan couldn't laugh or cry, "Nonsense!"

Ao Yu continued to cry: "Then you still named him! You didn't even name me!" You still called him Caramel Cake!Didn't call me caramel cake!

Ao Yu likes caramel cake, and she hates this caramel cake even more!This ugly horse stinks, where is it sweet?Where does it look like a caramel cake! ?

Wukong wiped Aoyu's tears away, and said, "Let's get on the sledge first, and then talk about it slowly, little ancestor, and wait until it gets dark." Then he went to see Master for help.

Ao Yu was so jealous that Zhuang Fan couldn't help laughing, and he was afraid that Ao Yu would see him laughing out loud, so he quickly bent over and got on the sledge, and saw that the smoker was lit and it was very warm, because he was wearing too much clothes , clumsily, Zhuang Fan took off the bra, untied the fur, and loosened it a bit, then stretched out his arm to pick up the aggrieved Aoyu.

Wukong also sat up, whipped his whip, and the caramel cake kicked forward. The snow sledge raised a stream of snow mist, leaving everyone in the Guanyin Temple behind, and gradually disappeared.

The three masters and apprentices were talking in the warm and luxurious version of the snow sledge. Ao Yu was still angry.

Zhuang Fan had a headache and was funny, he held Ao Yu in his arms and said, "Yu, don't you have a name?"

Ao Yu got even angrier, but she groaned aggrievedly: "I don't have one!" Putting it on Zhuang Fan's face, Xiaopang wrapped his arms around Master's neck: "I don't have a name, Master give it to me, I'm not called Ao Yu Yu, I want to be in the same ranking as the big brother! I don’t want to be the same as myself! They are all the same as the big brother, and I am the big brother!"

While speaking inconsequentially, he choked up, tears running down his face, icy, which made Zhuang Fan's heart ache, and Wukong in front of him also hated himself for not covering himself in time, Mu Zha's words were still heard by Ao Yu.

Zhuang Fan said: "Okay, darling, master and brother, don't cry, the master will give you a name, let's rank with the brother, okay?"

Ao Yu buried her face in her master's arms, a little embarrassed, and refused to raise her head.

Zhuang Fan muttered: "Then why is our little boy called Ao Wu? Ao Wu... Ao Wu... Ao Wu..."

Zhuang Fan muttered to himself, and Wukong, who had been sitting in front of him all the time, suddenly burst out laughing, and almost fell off his seat without paying attention, scaring Zhuang Fan to catch him, but fortunately he didn't wait for the master to catch him Then, the monkey sat upright by itself.

Wukong suppressed a smile, turned back to his master and said, "Master, I have a good name for my younger brother, do you think so?"

After hearing this, Ao Yu raised her head, her eyelids were pink from crying, and her eyes were a little red, but they were shining brightly. Zhuang Fan said, "Let's hear it?"

The monkey held back his laughter, and said with a pooh-chih-chih: "Junior Brother, just call Wu Wang!"

Zhuang Fan didn't think of anything else, so he remembered the name of a flower that is especially popular in modern times, "Forget-me-not". He thought it was very good, and it also coincided with Ao Yu's thoughts, so he lowered his head and asked Ao Yu: "How about it, brother? Is this a good name? Wuwang, Wuwang, Master’s little apprentice should slowly understand the word ‘forget’ and learn to forget all the unhappiness in the past, okay?”

Ao Yu Xiaopang blushed, and replied loudly and loudly: "Okay!"

The monkey couldn't stop it, choked, and howled in his heart, master, junior brother, I was just joking!You can use your brains!

The monkey turned his face and said weakly: "Master, Junior Brother, I suddenly feel that this name is not good, let's change it?"

Ao Yu categorically refused: "No, I will be Wu Wang from now on! Ao Wu Wang!"

The little milk's voice is crisp and bright, especially the last word, which spreads very far in the open snowy field.

As soon as Zhuang Fan covered his face, he knew something was wrong!

No wonder the monkey laughed so hard just now!Damn boy!

Zhuang Fan calmed down, put away his desire to burst into laughter, and said seriously: "My dear, this name is not very good, master will think of another one for you, or it will be called..."

Ao Yu lowered his head and looked aggrieved, Xiaopang held his hands together, and muttered: "Master, I think Wukong and Wuwang are compatible..." Master also said that even Wangwang is empty!

Zhuang Fan and Hou Zi looked at each other, Zhuang Fan gave his apprentice a look, Hou Zi felt guilty, shrank his neck, and secretly bowed to Master to beg for forgiveness, Zhuang Fan had no choice but to say: "Very worthy!"

Pfft, Ma Dan, I still want to laugh!

Ao Yu timidly raised his eyes to look at his master: "Then from now on, can I really make Wu Wang forget? Ao Wu Wang?"

Zhuang Fan endured the extreme pain, nodded, and said expressionlessly: "Yes!"

It's okay, the name is still called a lot by others, the name of apprentice, whoever calls it suffers!Whoever shouts is a puppy!

Ao Yu was happy now, being embraced by Master, she yawned slowly, feeling the warmth of Master gently rubbing oil on her face, the tip of her nose was surrounded by the aroma of facial oil, and she fell asleep in a daze At that time, I heard the master say: "Hey, you can call it whatever you want, the master agrees, if you don't like this name in the future, the master will let you change it, remember?"

Ao Yu wanted to say that I would not change it. This is the name given by the elder brother. Why should I change it? However, sleepiness hit me, and I just muttered "Eldest brother..." and fell into a deep sleep.

Looking at the little apprentice who turned into a little dragon in his arms, Zhuang Fan sighed sadly, put away his facial fat, wrapped "Wu Wang" and put it in his arms, his life was miserable!

The monkey told the master to be honest with this sigh, knowing that he had committed a crime. Later, the younger brother realized that he still had to be rescued by the master, so he drove the cart for several days, fed the horses and cooked, without complaining about being tired or suffering at all. Instead, Zhuang Fan felt sorry for his apprentice.

In the mountain behind the Purple Bamboo Forest in the South China Sea, the Bodhisattva counted his fingers and called Mu Zha over: "Go down and stop Tang Monk and his disciples, and tell them not to leave."

Not long after Mu Zha came back, he was squatting next to the oven with Long Nu to bake tofu buns. At this moment, his mouth was full, and he said blankly, "Master, why don't you go?" up!

The Bodhisattva felt a stomach ache when he saw the disciple's stupidity: "Didn't you come back after eating? Why did you eat again?"

Mu Zha laughed and said: "Master, try it, the buns made by the holy monk are delicious, and my sister bakes them like this, it tastes even better!"

The Bodhisattva rolled his eyes and gave his apprentice a blank stare: "Get out! Tell Tang Seng that he has gone astray. Pig Wu can wait for him at Gaolaozhuang! You take them to Gaolaozhuang and catch that pig spirit. Monk Tang!"

Mu Zha suddenly realized, and answered "Yes!" He touched a bun, ate it and ran away!

The Bodhisattva shook his head, actually he didn't need Mu Zha to run this trip, but he saw that this idiot was very lazy recently, so he asked him to run errands more, so as not to eat and drink at home at a young age, and grow fat sooner or later!

Just as she was thinking about it, the dragon girl unexpectedly handed over a bunch of steamed buns, which were baked until the bottom was browned, steaming and fragrant, and she even smeared some hot sauce on it. Awesome!"

With a calm face, the Bodhisattva took the bamboo stick, opened his mouth and took a bite, his eyes lit up, because it was a bit spicy, after two bites he felt his mouth dry, and he turned around and shouted, "Dahei, squeeze some juice for Master!"

After a long time, the black bear was powerless to resist the name Dahei. He also felt a little thirsty, stuffed all the buns in his mouth, and ran to the orchard happily!

A piece of mango just happened to be ripe, let's drink mango juice today!

But Mu Zha was afraid that Tang Monk and his disciples would go too far, so he had to go back, and hurried on the road, but it was still too late.

The three Tang monks and masters have arrived in front of the "Yunzhan Cave" at this time, which is the old lair of the pig.

It was mid-winter, and there was not much crop work to do in the old village of Gao. The son-in-law of the Gao family was bored at the farm, so he came to this old nest to relax. Come quickly to him.

The pig was suspicious in his heart, took a closer look, and saw a brown horse, very handsome, galloping on the snow, pulling a strange looking horse, what the hell?It is said that the car has no wheels, but it runs fast; it is said that the box has a door, but there are people sitting inside.

The pig demon couldn't help being curious, and jumped out with a rake in his hand, intending to stop the horse and study it.

When the fat black man jumped out, Zhuang Fan was suffering from food sleepiness, drowsily dozing off with Ao Wu in his arms, the pig demon's voice startled him.

Wukong had noticed the unusual aura early on, but he just kept in mind Master's instruction that monsters will not offend me, and I will not fight monsters. Seeing that this monster didn't know what to do and jumped out to make trouble, he suddenly became excited, and turned around and called: "Master, do you want to fight?"

Zhuang Fan yawned, poked his head out from behind his apprentice, and saw a big black-faced man holding a nine-toothed nail rake. Hit it lightly. Just to see how you have been practicing recently and whether you have made any progress!"

The monkey has been super obedient these past few days, and he will practice in the enchantment bead by himself at night. Zhuang Fan is afraid that his apprentice will be overwhelmed, so if he doesn't ask him to move around, the child may be itchy all over.

Anyway, this pig is one of his own, and it's okay to beat him.

Hou Zi was quite discouraged when he heard that he was a younger brother, but the master actually asked him to beat him?Immediately took the stick and went out!

So, when Mu Zha arrived, the pig was being crushed and beaten by the Great Sage, unable to resist, screaming in misery!

The author has something to say: Little Theater

When Zhu Ba was visiting his teacher, he said pitifully: "Master, I don't want to be a mistress."

Zhuang Fan ignores

Zhu Ba hummed again: Master, why did you let me play, you don't love me

Zhuang Fan didn't say a word

Zhu Ba was surprised, thinking that Master fell asleep?

Looking up, the master is looking at him with eager eyes, drooling while watching

Zhu Ba couldn't help feeling cold on the back of his neck, for some reason, he felt his hair stand on end

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Camping in the middle of the night, far away there are wild wolves howling at the moon

Ao Yu listened blankly for a while

Asked: "Why don't they call me all by my name?"

Everyone who was busy had a chill on the back of their necks. They thought it was haunted, so they couldn't help but listen carefully.

In the distance, a little wolf dog clumsily chirped and howled: "Aooooooooooooow!"

Ao Yu was overjoyed, clapped her hands and said, "That's right!"

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The monkey was ashamed: "Be good, brother, I'm sorry..."