Tang Seng is a cook

The monkey jumped out of the sledge, rushed to the pig's mane, and without saying a word, took out the golden cudgel, swung it round and hit it!

After all, after accepting the Bodhisattva precepts and cutting off the five meat and three disgusts, that pig mane has long since stopped preying on passers-by. Today I was just bored and wanted to see novelty objects, but I just yelled and jumped out of thin air. A hairy ghost.

Zhu Gangman didn't even see clearly, but he saw the opponent's stick dance vigorously, smashing it out of thin air, Zhu Gangman couldn't dodge it in time, and quickly stretched out the nine-toothed rake and raised his arm to resist, who would have imagined that Mao Sha God has two arms and supernatural power, but he is invincible!

Hearing a loud sound of "ding gong", Zhu Gangli felt his arms ache and couldn't hold it in. He couldn't help but flew the rake, Dendenden backed up a few steps, and sat on the ground.

Zhu Gangli was so frightened that he was about to shout: "Hero, spare your life!" But the rich Lei Gong Zui'er with the gold hoop on his head pointed at his rake with a stick in his hand and said, "Pick it up and do it again!"

Zhu Gangli shook his head hastily: "No, no, no!"Thinking about it, this luxuriously dressed Lei Gongzui is also a tyrant who is used to cutting diameters, if not, how could he be so proficient in smashing people's heads! ?

But Wukong didn't let him go. Since he came out of Wuzhi Mountain, he followed his master all the way to the west without encountering a single stubble. Speaking of which, except for beating a tiger at the beginning, his stick has never seen blood in the past few months!

Now the one in front of me is my junior brother in the future, I can't fight with thousands of peach blossoms, I can still compete, just in time to fight with the former Marshal of the Canopy, let's see how much of my skill has recovered since I got out of trouble under Wuzhi Mountain, is there any? Progress!

The great sage waved his stick, and the golden cudgel held a flower in his hand, scaring the fat black man in front of him, saying: "If you don't come, if you don't come, you will die obediently!"

Zhu Gang saw that if he didn't resist, he would die, if he resisted, he would probably die, and regretted it in his heart, thinking that if he didn't read the almanac today, he should sleep soundly!

Slowly got up, wobbled around, turned around and walked a few steps, grabbed the rake, and made a gesture to turn around to fight him, but who knew it was just a feint shot, looked at the Lei Gong with an unprepared face, like oil on the soles of his feet, turned into A gust of black wind went straight to his cave!

When Wukong saw that he was angry, he wanted to chase after him, but he was worried about his master. He looked back and saw that his master had already stepped out of the sledge and was standing beside the caramel cake with his sleeves and hands watching the scenery. When he saw him looking over, he nodded from a distance. Hesitating, he jumped forward, his figure was as fast as lightning, but in the blink of an eye, he stopped the pig demon!

Zhu Gangli was running out of breath, rushing left and right, but couldn't escape the great sage's obstruction, and said bitterly: "Where did you come from Lei Gongshashen! I just jumped out to see your car, you don't say anything, Hit me with a stick! You still want my life, so arrogant, so unreasonable!"

The monkey said: "If you want to fight, fight, why is there so much nonsense! We drove hard and drove, and you jumped out with a rake and yelled, could it be that you are giving gifts to us? You can't guarantee that you will not be caught if you match the car." You have been robbed! What's the point of beating you!"

Hearing this, the pig demon let go and said: "I will not fight, if you dare to fight, you will kill me immediately today! Someone will avenge me at that time! I can tell you, report my name , if you still dare to do something today, I will call you grandpa!"

After hearing this, the Great Sage looked him up and down, and said with a sneer, "Grandpa, I don't know when I had such an ugly and incompetent monster grandson like you!"

The monkey deliberately pronounced the word "incompetent" as "Wu Neng". The pig demon was puzzled when he heard this, but he didn't think too much about it. Marshal of the Canopy! Now waiting here is the decree of Guanshiyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea, waiting for the person who takes the scriptures to go to the west to worship the Buddha and seek the scriptures together, and they will achieve the right result!"

When the monkey heard this, his stomach almost burst from laughter, and he pointed out: "80 sailors? The entire heaven is full, and there are no 80 gods! You are so arrogant!"

The pig just became angry with embarrassment, just took a breather, and without saying a word, rushed over with the rake in hand, intending to rub the monkey's hands.

The Great Sage is afraid of him?It's just that he hasn't fought for a long time, so he tentatively exerts his strength, sometimes giving the pig some sweetness, and sometimes beating him powerless. After a while, the practice of these days has seen results, and the golden cudgel is like an arm. , sway freely!

Wukong fought for a long time and beat the pig so hard that he couldn't escape.

When Mu Zha arrived, Zhuang Fan was wearing a fur hat and fur fur, with his back against the limelight, watching the two apprentices fight with great interest.

Just as Mu Zha was about to rush up to start a fight, Zhuang Fan saw him and called him: "Hui An protects the Dharma and stay here, the poor monk has something to do with you!"

Mu Zha said in his heart that this master is really good. He saw his apprentice acting fierce, but he didn't care about teaching him at all. He was anxious, so he fell to Tang Seng's side and said, "I have seen the holy monk."

Zhuang Fan smiled: "I haven't seen Hui An for a long time, but Hui An just separated from me!"

Mu Zha was stunned, what, what do you mean?Got teased?

Zhuang Fan continued: "It didn't take long, I don't know if Protector Hui An still remembers the last time he gave something to the poor monk?"

Mu Zha breathed a sigh of relief secretly, thinking that the monkey, the master, was gasping for breath when he spoke, it was frightening to death!He nodded and said, "I don't know what the holy monk wants to ask?"

Zhuang Fan took out the bag from that day, and motioned, "Why are there two caps inlaid with gold flowers here?" It stands to reason that one of them was brought by the black bear spirit, so why did it fall off for no reason?

Zhuang Fan asked again: "But the black bear spirit doesn't like the hat, or the Bodhisattva didn't tell him to wear it?" He wanted to know if the Bodhisattva could take off the hat!

Mu Zha said: "Oh, you said that this hat was originally worn on Dahei's head properly, but my master not only agreed to accept him, but also accepted him as a fourth disciple. Dahei was overjoyed and knelt down. I kowtowed to my master several times," making the bag on the head more and more shiny, "then somehow, the hat fell off all of a sudden, and it just so happened that the younger brother raised his head suddenly..." Straight away Putting the hat inlaid with gold flowers on the master's face, the master was almost killed by the smell of the hat, and his face turned green!

Later, the master took the younger brother to the South China Sea, and gave him a good cold bath with the water in the jade purification bottle...

Dahei almost choked to death, screaming terribly...

Thinking back, Mu Zha couldn't help shivering all over, and continued: "Later, Junior Brother took the hat back, and after wearing it a few times, he didn't put it in. He said it was too small, and Master gave him another one to try, but it was special. It’s fat enough to cover the eyes, and it runs away when the wind blows, and I can’t wear it. The master said, this thing is gaudy, and it doesn’t conform to the external image of the South China Sea Purple Bamboo Forest. That, let me send it to the holy monk."

Zhuang Fan's head was full of black lines when he heard it, and he dropped it out of nowhere! ?But the young Muzha had clear eyes and a natural expression, he didn't seem to be lying, so Zhuang Fan thought to himself: Could it be that the three golden hoops are not in the flower hat?Or is this hoop simply dividing people?

He wanted to send the other one to the Bodhisattva and ask him to try again, but the previous incident just made him angry, and Zhuang Fan didn't want to have too much trouble with the Bodhisattva.

Zhuang Fanxin said, why not use Zhuba as an experiment!So he called Wukong and said: "Wukong, don't hit him, grab him!"

After such a short period of time, Zhu Gang’s nose and face were bruised and swollen. It wasn’t the monkey who hit him, but he wanted to run. Able to fall to the ground in the falling wild goose style, landing face first.

Hearing the master calling him, Wukong put away the golden cudgel, stretched out his arm, grabbed the pig Wuneng by the collar and brought him to the master. Seeing Mu Zha, he asked him angrily, "What are you doing here again?" ?”

Mu Zha put his arm on Wukong's shoulder nonchalantly, raised one foot and tapped his toe on the ground, standing sideways and said: "Come abduct your junior brother~" Why didn't the little fat man disappear?

Wukong looked at Mu Zha with a very strange look.Said: "Unexpectedly, your taste is so peculiar."

He pawed the humming pig demon pretending to be dead, and said: "Here, take it away! You are still alive, and you just arrived at the Purple Bamboo Forest, and you can roast a live pig for your master! Just after the activity, the blood vessels are all connected Yes, the meat must be chewy!"

Mu Zha took a good look at the black pig, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen and his face was even uglier, so he vomited at the sight, and beat the monkey: "Keep this for yourself!"

The pig demon heard what the monkey said about the purple bamboo forest, struggled to get up, looked up, recognized Mu Zha at a glance, and cried, "Guardian Hui'an, save me! This villain is going to kill me, don't call me Go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures!"

Mu Zha and the monkey looked at each other, and then asked: "Oh? So, you really want to be the apprentice of the Buddhist scriptures, and let him go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures? If you are, I will save you!"

The pig demon nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! My old pig is sincere, and I want to protect Buddhist scriptures to go to the west to worship Buddha and seek Buddhist scriptures, so I dare not speak falsely! Dharma protector Hui An believes in me sincerely!"

Zhuang Fan said coldly at the side at this time: "I heard that you married a wife in the mortal world, and you will have a son after a while. The monks of the Tang Dynasty couldn't bear the separation of father and son. I can't go!"

Wukong was clever, and echoed: "In this case, it's better to take it back to Mu Zha and make a roast pig! If you dare not eat Mu Zha, we will eat it!"

Mu Zha was also angry: "What? The Bodhisattva enlightened you and told you to wait for the Buddhist scriptures here, but he didn't tell you to marry a wife and have children! Now that you have a family, why not go west!" Let's live here honestly!

When the pig demon heard this, he fell to the ground and wailed loudly: "What kind of wife! What kind of son! It's just to be a fake door-to-door, a real long-term worker! Because of the enlightenment of the Bodhisattva, he can't eat people, and he can't eat meat. Home, working all year round, but eating a bowl of vegetarian food, with the name of being an upside-down door, you can eat more than other homes! Up to now, the lady has never touched her hand, and she has never entered the bridal chamber! His home As soon as the winter slack comes, I gradually talk sarcasticly, don’t get enough food, and think about regretting my marriage. My old pig didn’t say anything, and endured it, not daring to hurt people’s lives! Where is my home, even if I have lust, But I don’t have that life!!!”

Weeping and howling so sad that the three next to him looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what to say.

After Zhuang Fan heard it, he felt that what Zhu Wuneng said was not a lie, and it was more reasonable, so he said: "I am going west to learn Buddhist scriptures, eating and sleeping in the open all the way, eating and sleeping well, traveling day and night, you Pig body is the most lazy, but this..."

Zhu Gangli heard him talk a lot, stopped crying and looked over, and saw that this person was wearing a luxurious leather coat, which was tightly blocked in the winter, with only a pair of eyes showing, and said bitterly: "Your family is rich, just look at it." The poor are lazy! Don’t you know that the poor work day and night, and it’s hard work to take care of the crops! All year round, if the weather is good and the stomach is full, it is God’s blessing! There is food and drink! It’s just walking with two legs! You gentlemen, you are doing business without capital, how can you know the suffering of the poor!”

Zhuang Fan nodded and said in his heart that it was not, the most difficult thing was farming. The monkey next to him saw him and bumped into the master lightly. Zhuang Fan suddenly came to his senses and said, "So, you would rather break up with your wife's family. From then on, go to the West Paradise wholeheartedly and earn a piece of merit?"

The pig demon snorted and said: "You are a very troubled person! If you have the opportunity to go to Xiantai again, who would be willing to be a fairy on the earth! If I didn't go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures sincerely, would I be able to fast? Or would I be willing to give it to others? Be a long-term worker for a living!?"

Zhuang Fan said: "That's fine, since you are sincerely begging to go to the West Paradise, then apprenticeship!"

Zhu Gangli was taken aback when he heard the words, then looked at Zhuang Fan, then at Wukong, then at Muzha, Muzha asked in a daze, "Please ask Dharma Protector Hui'an to take me to see Master."

Mu Zha stretched out his hand to signal Zhuang Fan: "The holy monk is here, why don't Zhu Wuneng pay homage?"

The pig demon really knew how to do it, and without getting up, he bowed all over and said: "Master, please accept my apprentice's bow!"

Zhuang Fan then said: "As a teacher, I received your obeisance today. Before I promise you, I said ugly words first. This westward journey will go through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships. Although I am the one who suffers, I have to go through it myself Suffering, and these 81 hardships, I have already passed a few hardships, but as long as you become my apprentice, it is your duty to protect me and guard me. Go forward, be tempted by beauty, tortured by suffering, Being chased by goblins and embarrassing by the gods, you will encounter them all, are you ready?"

That Zhu Wuneng heard it, shook his whole body, kowtowed honestly and said: "Disciple has written it down! I am also prepared!"

Zhuang Fan said again: "Speaking of it, since ancient times, people have been inclined to Taoism, but there have been a few successes. If you tell me today that you are sincere, I will believe you, but if you go back on your word in the future, just kowtow three times in front of me. Tell me, if you regret it, you will have nothing to say as a teacher. I will let you go back immediately. It doesn’t matter if you get married or have children at that time. If you and I are destined to be a teacher and apprentice, I will never accept you twice. You understand ?”

Zhu Wuneng said tremblingly: "My disciples, remember, this disciple is really sincere! You can fast, you can suffer, you can suffer, but your martial arts are not good enough. I'm afraid you can't beat the demons, and the master will hate you! As long as the master doesn't dare to grow old Go away, I, old pig, will ask Lei Gong to chop me to death immediately if I say no to him!"

Zhuang Fan sighed and said, "Even so, I'll accept you today! You got it from Bodhisattva, you said you can fast and don't eat five meats and three disgusting things. Well, I'll give you another name, let's call it Eight Quit."

The pig demon became joyful: "I would like to obey the teacher's order!"

Zhuang Fan named it, took out three more gold-embellished flower hats, held them in his hands, and said, "Bajie, come and see, there are three flower hats here, if you are destined, pick one and wear it. Bar."

Wukong was paying attention to his master accepting disciples, when Mu Zha bumped into him, dragged him aside and talked.

That Zhu Wuneng heard that he was accepted, already overjoyed, and heard his master say that there is no fate, he couldn't help but feel worried, reached for the hat, and wore two in a row, either small or even smaller, he was unavoidably afraid , asked: "Master, if there is no destiny, what will you do?"

Zhuang Fan sighed, "If you don't have a chance, you'll have to go on your way with your head bald in the cold weather!"

Zhu Wuneng couldn't help laughing through his tears, and said: "So Master is scaring me!" He picked up the third hat and put it on. I am destined!"

He just wanted to straighten the brim of the hat again, but found it stuck, he didn't move, and said anxiously: "Master, why can't I take off this hat after putting it on?"

Zhuang Fan looked at the other two hats, put them away, and said calmly: "This hat is given by the Bodhisattva. I think it has some spirituality. It is destined to be with you. In order not to lose it, I have to tighten it."

That Zhu Wu could hear it, although he felt that there was something wrong with it, but the master's explanation was flawless, and there was no discomfort in wearing the hat, so that's all, and I won't pursue it any further.

Zhuang Fan quickly said: "Seeing you two senior brothers again, everything will be fine, we have to continue on our way!"

Wukong was hooking shoulders with Mu Zha at the other end and didn't know what to say. The two secretly laughed a few times from time to time. Seeing that the master said that they had to hurry, they hurried to lead the horse, and Mu Zha also wanted to leave.

The three masters and apprentices said goodbye to Mu Zha. Mu Zha was still thinking about Ao Yu, but he couldn't see him anywhere, so he had to leave disgruntled.

Wukong went to lead the horse, and also walked far away, only Bajie was stupid, and said: "Master, why do you only see you alone? Where are my two senior brothers?"

Zhuang Fan said: "Isn't it because you just competed with your big brother in martial arts, why don't you know each other?"

The idiot heard this, and wanted to cry, but when he saw Wukong leading the horse, he quickly gave a deep salute, "I have seen the senior brother, but I didn't know the identity of the senior brother just now, how offensive, dare to ask the senior brother's name." I'm sorry, a man can bend and stretch, he can act as a front door for a bowl of rice, and there is no shame in other things!

The master took the horse and asked the two brothers to talk, the monkey said: "You don't know me? I think you and I met each other in Tianhe back then. You were in charge of the [-] navy, you are really famous! "

Zhu Bajie blushed, if he knew he was an old acquaintance, he wouldn't dare to brag about it, but said: "But I didn't recognize my brother's face!"

The monkey said: "I think my old grandson has been under Wuzhi Mountain for a long time, and even a few people who know him have forgotten me!"

Hearing that, the idiot jumped on the spot: "So it's you!"

The monkey laughed: "I'm right, it really is an old acquaintance!"

That Zhu Bajie's face suddenly turned into a bitter gourd: "Ku Ye, I wanted to go to the west to start a career, but I didn't realize it, but there is such a troublesome ancestor as you! How can this road stop! Do you know that you were in Tiangong back then? How many people have suffered untold misery!"

The monkey blushed, glanced at the master, coughed twice uncomfortably, and said, "My old grandson doesn't have an errand now, so I have to save the master to go to the west to learn scriptures, otherwise, after the atonement is suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain, he will also go to heaven and suffer Pai'er apologizes!"

After hearing this, Zhu Bajie waved his hands again and again: "Good senior brother, just for the sake of everyone's peace of mind, you can stop mentioning this matter, don't go, don't go!"

Wukong snorted coldly: "Why, don't you believe my sincerity?"

Zhu Bajie bowed again and again: "Believe me! Let's expose it!" The master is still there, and if he continues to say the word "sincerity", the master will not believe the old pig!

Zhu Bajie said: "Master said I have a second senior brother, where is he?"

Wukong said: "I'll see you when I camp at night, don't worry now!"

At this time, Zhuang Fan had already replaced the sledge, and it was a four-seater one!It is big and spacious, keeps you warm all around, and has a stove on the bottom, but it is lighter than the last one, it is made of iron!When the sun shines, it is dazzling!

The monkey looked back, eyes straightened, and asked, "Master, where did you get the iron? When did you make this?"

Zhuang Fan was proud, and said: "I made it when I was in a small town. When you were not at home, I allowed the little god to protect the law a bottle of medicine, and I didn't ask him to show up. I just brought me some iron ore. I drew After drawing the blueprints, Ao Yu made the rest. The master didn’t know about refinement and shape making, but it made your brother tired! I’m afraid of being discovered when I’m done, so I put it away. !"

Wukong covered his face, no wonder when he came back, Ao Yu dragged him to eat, and said he needed more strength to see the master, he thought Ao Yu was worried about him being hungry, but he didn't think that the master led the younger brother, it was really a lot toss!

Wukong said helplessly: "Master, I'm not at home, what are you doing, don't you tell me that you have told me everything?"

He pointed at the big sledge, "You didn't say that!"

Zhuang Fan blushed, "Didn't I buy this outside, Master said and forgot..." He also dried a lot of dried vegetables, and Wukong also ate them on the way, but he didn't notice.

So the three of them got into the car, and the second senior brother, Ao Wuwang, was still sleeping soundly in the arms of the master. He didn't watch such a commotion.

The sledge had two seats in the front and back, Zhuang Fan rested in the back, Wukong and Bajie sat in the front, shielding the master from the wind, and the monkey happened to be teaching Bajie how to drive.

This idiot told his master just now that he is not outstanding in martial arts, and then he found out that the one he can't compare to is his elder brother, he was worried, Wukong asked him how to control a horse, and immediately came to learn with great interest.

Wukong used to be very jealous of being a small official like Bi Mawen, but under the subtle influence of his master, he gradually didn't mind it. Now seeing that his skills were praised by the new junior brother, he couldn't help being even more happy .

One is serious in teaching, the other is diligent in learning, the two senior brothers discuss and agree with each other, and they get along harmoniously. Zhuang Fan felt a little relieved when he saw him later.

Monkey also teased the third junior brother: "Master didn't tell you to go back to your father-in-law's house to say goodbye, are you willing?"

Bajie sighed: "Farewell, now that the farming is slack, I go out every day, and they curse me to die outside! My old pig is just lazy, but I am not stupid. People despise me, how can I not see it. Let When I was working, I wished I had done the work of eighty people! When I was eating, I would eat one more bite of them. If my eyeballs could turn into knives, I would have died a long time ago. How could I live to see you and me now? Master!?"

The idiot shook the reins and said, "I also thought about entanglement, but it was just because I didn't want to be reconciled. I treated them wholeheartedly, and I thought there was nothing lacking in them, but they still felt inadequate! Even uglier; if you say I can eat, you don’t know that I haven’t let go of my stomach; I hate my words, I can’t entertain relatives, I’m exhausted from working every day, and I want to say a word when I get home!? The most ridiculous thing, see I have revealed a vision, and I have been vicious and vicious. I have seen the Bodhisattva myself, and I have broken the precept of killing. I have never hurt a single person. How can it compare to their viciousness and greed in their hearts. They can’t work this winter, and they wish I had my neck tied!” If It wasn't that the master came in time, if he went back this time, if he didn't keep it all, he would make a big fuss!

After hearing this, the monkey couldn't help thinking about what happened before, so he patted his junior brother on the shoulder and said, "We have a bright future, why bother with these ordinary people." Missed!"

Bajie snorted coldly: "There are too many missused ladies, this one is not missing!"

After hearing this, Zhuang Fan disagreed, and said: "Don't you know that words are like a knife, and the reputation of a daughter's family is more important than life in this world. Do you know how my mother died?"

Zhuang Fan calmly told the story of Tang Seng's mother, and after finishing the story, he said, "Do you know how the world evaluates my mother's death?"

At this moment, Bajie couldn't stop his teeth from getting cold, and stammered, "For example, how do you evaluate it?"

"After all, you can kill yourself calmly."

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Bajie with tears in his eyes: Master, you washed me so white, I knew that you love me the most!

Zhuang Fan swallowed his saliva fiercely, and said to himself, no, I want to kill you to eat meat, baby!