Tang Seng is a cook

When the old monk lifted the two pots from Zhuang Fan's knees, they were black and purple, with two bright blood bubbles on the sides, the old monk touched the marks on the pots and found that his hands were cold, and then wiped the inner wall of the horn with his hand, saying: "The holy monk's knees are more damp. Was this place injured a while ago?"

Wukong and Ao Yu were already stupefied by the miserable condition of Master's knee at this time, and after hearing this, they realized that Ao Yu said with tears in his eyes: "You old man, you have scalded my Master's knee and blistered it, how dare you shirk it?" !"

Wukong thought of something else and didn't say anything.

Zhuang Fan burst out laughing when he heard this, and the old monk was relieved when he saw Zhuang Fan laughing, and he laughed too, making Ao Yu cry, and the thief was wronged: "Master, what are you laughing at?"

Zhuang Fan thought, do I still have to popularize Chinese medicine knowledge for you?Forget it, I am also a half-baked person who doesn't understand anything, don't teach you to be more stupid, but it will be a bad dish!

Touching Ao Yu's head, he said: "This is pulled out of a pot, not hot, it's okay, you pulled it out just now, the horns are hot?"

Ao Yu thought about it, and blushed. Although he was shocked at the time, it was really not hot, so he shook his head and argued a little embarrassedly: "Master is a mortal..." Maybe I can't resist the heat?

Zhuang Fan hugged his apprentice in his arms and said, "Master's little boy!" It's so sweet!This is a girl!

Then he hugged the monkey and rubbed it in the same way, thinking, alas, I think we are still single young people, who would have thought that both sons and daughters of the Tang Dynasty would be perfect~

Unexpectedly, Wukong stuffed a ball into his mouth, Zhuang Fan didn't react, swallowed with a hiccup, turned his head and asked very blankly: "What is it?"

Monkey's innocent face: "Master's body is too weak, I'll give you a health pill." When the body recovers, take the health pill.

Zhuang Fan couldn't laugh or cry.

Because before Zhuang Fan said that their masters and disciples were going to pay homage to the Bodhisattva's decree, after returning to the bedroom of the guest courtyard, the other monks withdrew, but Tongxuan said to Zhuang Fan: "The holy monk doesn't know how to eat, can you ask the monks in my courtyard to eat?" Sit with me?"

Zhuang Fan quickly declined and said: "I have been a monk since I was a child, and I have practiced in the mountains. I am used to being pure and at ease. After comprehending the Bodhisattva's decree, please send someone to bring some fasting meals."

That Tongxuan said: "Then I will put my little brother Tonglin in the tea room of the guest house. Whenever the holy monk has an order, he will be called. I will arrange the fast meal later, and I will send it to the tea room first. The holy monk, master and apprentice." After paying homage, you can also have hot meals and hot dishes.”

Everything was well arranged, Zhuang Fan thanked him, and Tong Xuan said goodbye without mentioning it.

Zhuang Fan wanted Wukong to do something, so he said to Ao Yu, "Master and big brother are meditating, Ao Yu, go and play with Tong Lin, and be careful not to play with fire." Ao Yu agreed crisply, pulling Tong Lin's hand ran away.

Aoyu likes to go to the warm fire when it's cold. The night before yesterday, I called the bonfire to stir it up. It was tender but thick-skinned and thick-skinned. It wasn't burned. Zhuang Fan frightened him to come, saying that he would be so-so Yes, it's hot and blistered. If it's cold, it will rot and scars will form. How ugly it is, you won't be able to get married when you grow up!

Huh?

Ao Yu's common knowledge that burns will cause blisters came from here.

The monkey was very angry, so the junior brother ran away with the little friend he just met in high spirits, without even looking at him!

Seeing that there was no one around, Zhuang Fan sat cross-legged on the bed and called out, "Wukong, come here, Master has something to tell you!"

Wukong immediately forgot his younger brother and leaned on his master: "Master, what's the matter?"

Zhuang Fan pulled the monkey's ear over, said it carefully, and finally asked, "Do you remember?"

The monkey listened, his eyes were bright like something, and he nodded repeatedly. Zhuang Fan was not at ease. Unprepared, taken by surprise, knocked out with a stick!"

The monkey clicked his tongue, thinking that he couldn't think of his master, who looks tender but has a dark heart!

Nai nodded and said, "Master, don't worry, the apprentice will come back as soon as he goes!"

After taking the things, he went out and turned himself into a somersault cloud, jumped into the air and looked around, and saw that there was a mountain about [-] miles southeast of here, the Great Sage no longer hesitated, and came to the sky above Heifeng Mountain to take a closer look, Sure enough, as Master said, at this time, the mountains were covered by heavy snow, and there were no traces of people, monsters, birds or beasts.

Great sage, stepping on the clouds and slowly descending silently, searching carefully, climbing mountains and ridges, and finally found a cave in front of a steep cliff. The cave was planted with a large area of ​​pines and cypresses. It was almost buried layer by layer, only a stone slab across the door was exposed. The six big characters in the Ming Dynasty read "Heifeng Cave in Heifeng Mountain".

The monkey grinned and thought, "This is also a fairy who can read and write. What the master said is right. It's just right to catch him and show the Bodhisattva the door. When we meet in the future, I have to thank my master and my grandson for their support! It's also a kindness." The Bodhisattva's sect has another kind of incense." It's better than the goods that Zhao Wu can't carry.

Nai searched carefully, and finally found the "ventilation holes" that the master said in a secluded and hidden place, there are about four or five.

The Great Sage transformed himself into a skinny sparrow, managed to find a larger air hole, probed his head, saw nothing unusual, turned his head, and got in.

The mountain has been covered by heavy snow for more than a month, and the door of the cave has not been opened for a long time, leaving only a few small holes for ventilation. The fragrant bath beans are a bit spoiled, causing the stench in the hole to rise straight to the forehead, and the sparrow's claws staggered and almost fell to death.

The monkey thought to himself: This is too careless. Is it okay to use the stench to murder your grandfather?

While feeling disgusted in his heart, he jumped forward, but he couldn't get up, the hole was too small, and he kept knocking on his head. The monkey looked back and saw that no one should have noticed it, so it changed again and turned into a gnat , quietly flew into the hole.

Zhuang Fan's idea for the monkey is that if it detects that all the goblins in the cave are awake, he will back out, pretend to be a little novice monk who is giving gifts to Jin Chi, and give the black bear a hat inlaid with gold flowers as a gift.

If the goblin doesn't know what's good and what's wrong, you can take it with you at the wrong time, don't be afraid, it will tell Wukong to secretly pull the hairs, turn them into sleepy bugs, put them all down, and it's over.

If all the goblins in the cave were asleep, it would be even easier, the monkey just gave the black bear the hat!

At that time, Zhuang Fan raised a finger and told his apprentice with a serious face: "No matter what, the final result must be that the black bear puts on a tight band and is caught by you. Send it to the Bodhisattva as an apology gift! Ah, no, thank you!"

Zhuang Fan consciously made a slip of the tongue and coughed uncomfortably. The monkey understood and nodded repeatedly, "Thank you, thank you! The Bodhisattva works hard for my master and disciple every day, so I thank you."

Got blown away by the master!

The place where the monkey came out was the bedroom of the black bear spirit. At this time, the fairy turned into a prototype and was sleeping soundly in a narrow place. It was covered with several layers. what fur.

The monkey flew in front of him, showing his figure in the air, his face distorted in distaste: It stinks!

Seeing that the bear was soundly asleep, the Great Sage gave him a sleepy bug for fear that it would not be safe. After waiting for a while, he pulled it a few times, and seeing that he was indeed not awake, he took the bear out of the small hole and gave it to him. He wore a gold-embellished hat, pulled the back of his neck, picked up the black bear spirit and left.

I don't know what the other little monsters are doing. The monkey went all the way unimpeded. When it reached the gate, it didn't take much trouble. The big gift pack of bear meat went straight to the South China Sea.

When the little demons in the cave were awakened by the cold wind and came out of their hibernating places, they found that they had been taken to the cave, not only broke the gate, but even the king was taken away, crying and repairing the gate, starving Stomach trembling passed through the end of winter, and when spring began, those who were still alive left each other to find a new king.

The black bear's former friends, White Snake and Canglang, escaped unharmed and got some subordinates.

But he said that the Great Sage was flying in the sky with the black bear spirit, tsk, it really stinks for eight hundred miles against the wind, and smoked the monkey so much that he pinched his nose with the hand that had never touched the black bear spirit, and his eyes almost burst into tears Come!

I couldn't bear it when I walked halfway, so I found a higher snow mountain, threw the black bear in the snow on the top of the mountain, pushed it lightly with a golden cudgel, and lifted it up when it reached the bottom, so that the black bear rolled up and down well. After a few laps, it became a little cleaner, and the smell was not so strong. The road went smoothly to the purple bamboo forest.

Today the gatekeeper is Mu Zha, bored at the door, squatting there holding a small stick to poke ants, Wukong saw him, and threw the black bear spirit in front of Mu Zha, startled Mu Zha shouted: "Ah Blackie!"

He looked up and saw that it was Wukong, and said with a sad face: "You smashed my little black to death!"

Wukong's jaw clicked: "I'll pay you a big black!"

Mu Zha stood up, looked down at the black bear, and squeezed his chin: "It's not fat. It's winter on the ground at this time. Why should you catch a bear? It doesn't taste good! Don't! Throw it down from here! It stinks! I don't want to want!"

Hei Xiong, who was finally awakened by the celestial spirit of the purple bamboo forest, heard it, his heart trembled, and he wanted to get up and run away after resting, silently and honestly pretending to be dead!

Wukong was also shocked. Unexpectedly, the two apprentices of Zizhulin were all foodies. He grinned and said, "It's so delicious. This is a goblin that my master found in the lower realm. He can read and write and is dedicated to the Buddha. He specially asked me to send it to you." Purple Bamboo Forest, let the Bodhisattva be a Dharma-protecting mountain god!"

The great sage approached Hui'an's waiter, and whispered into his ear, "It's my master's gift of apology to Bodhisattva and his old man."

When Mu Zha heard that there was something wrong, his eyes drifted towards the monkey: "Huh~~~?" I said in my heart, and I even gave the black bear a gold-embedded hat, which looks weird!

Wukong winked, "Hurry up, hurry up, if you report late, you will be rewarded!"

Mu Zha clicked his tongue, and shoved the monkey with his shoulder: "It's not fair, but it's a secret!" The monkey said: "I'm not afraid that you will vent your feelings in front of the Bodhisattva. Go and talk about it when you come back!"

Mu Zha ran away in a hurry, and after a while came out quickly and said: "Master told Da Hei to go in!"

Hei Xiong was aggrieved carefully, and said in his heart that I am not called Da Hei!Unexpectedly, Mu Zha picked him up from the ground and asked, "Do you really know how to read?"

The black bear spirit didn't dare to pretend to be dead, and nodded quickly: "I recognize it! I have a friend who studied Confucianism, and I learned a lot from him! There is an old man who is a monk who taught me a lot of scriptures, oh, and My friend is a Taoist cultivator, and I have learned some Taoist classics."

Mu Zha clicked his tongue again, and said: "I can't see it, but the one who is tall and thick has a lot of friends!" He said again, "It's just that it's impossible to see the Bodhisattva like this, let's take a look at it in a different way. !"

The black bear changed as he said, he was a big black man, Mu Zha was startled: "Why is there such a big bump on his forehead!"

The black bear didn't feel any pain at first, but when he saw what Mu Zha said, he touched it with his hand, and when he touched it, he groaned in pain, and touched it again, huh?Why are you still wearing a hat?

Both of them looked back at Wukong in unison, the great sage turned his head and hummed blindly with his arms in his arms, thinking, maybe Baobuqi hit a rock when he was rolling down the mountain?Fortunately, I didn't get stupid, hahahaha...

Seeing the monkey's guilty look, the two of them didn't understand something, Mu Zha kicked the monkey in the air, and the monkey said: "I have no conscience, I brought the man here! Just protect it!"

Mu Zha ignored him, worried about Dahei, shook his head again and again, and said, "It's too dark, too dark! A master like you will probably dislike him, anyway, if you can stay, you can only stay in the back mountain, and don't come out in front of the master. Shake it around."

Wukong said, "My old grandson has an idea to make Bodhisattvas not despise him!"

Mu Zha and Dahei looked at each other, and Mu Zha said: "It's still very difficult, hurry up and say it!"

Wukong sneered: "It's not very good!" But he still went to pick it up from the storage beads, took out a huge thing suddenly, and threw it to the black bear spirit out of thin air!

Dahei was startled, seeing a colorful light coming through the sky, he hugged his arms full, and looked down, there was a large bouquet of peonies, overlapping and extremely bright.

Both Mu Zha and Hei Xiong were puzzled, Mu Zha looked at it and said, "Aren't these the flowers that fell from the sky when my master was out? Where did you come from?"

Wukong laughed and said, "Come here, come here with your ear!"

Dahei and Muzha obediently probed over, Wukong said something like this, Muzha looked suspicious: "Can it be done?" ?”

The monkey smiled slyly: "Don't call me Mom, don't call me Dad, just go in and try!"

Mu Zha then said: "Don't go, wait until I come out, let's talk about it!" While talking, he led Dahei in.

The monkey nodded, and in a blink of an eye he couldn't see Mu Zha. He turned his head and slipped away!

How could he dare to talk nonsense to Mu Zha about the disappearance, if the Bodhisattva heard about it and became angry, he wouldn't be able to bear it and walked away!

Wukong went back to the Guanyin Temple, it was already late at night, he went into the bedroom and saw the master was sitting there, heard the door knock, looked up, and the monkey whispered at the door: "Master, it's done!"

Zhuang Fan wondered: "Why don't you come in and talk?" Standing up to come over, the monkey hurriedly said: "Master, don't come over!"

But one step too late, his master was already caught by the smell.

Zhuang Fan couldn't help laughing: "I'm sorry, Wukong, Master forgot that the bear cave smells bad in winter. You should go take a bath!"

Monkey scratched his head, although he didn't think it was Master's fault at all, but when he heard Master apologizing to him, this feeling was so heartwarming, he couldn't help doing a backflip and ran away.

The monkey had a refreshing bath in the pool. After washing, he was soaking in the water when he heard the door creak. The monkey turned around and lifted the curtain to see that it was his master, who came in with a big food box.

Just as the monkey was about to come out, Zhuang Fan said, "Don't move, watch the cold!" He turned around and quickly closed the door.

Zhuang Fan didn't wait for the monkey, and carried the food box to the long couch by himself, and set it up on a small kang table. The table was full of vegetables, and there was a charcoal fire under the food box, which was still steaming.

Zhuang Fan took two sets of bowls and chopsticks and set them up. After the monkey was wiped dry, he said as he walked over, "It smells like it was made by Master!"

Zhuang Fan just laughed: "Master is not good at cooking, I just want you to eat hot food." It was cold, and the food in the tea room over there was hot and hot, and I couldn't eat it for a long time. Zhuang Fan borrowed this guest just now. In the small kitchen of the courtyard, I made a supper for the apprentice.

Zhuang Fan took a piece of tofu for Wukong. This tofu is produced in this temple, and it is very good. Zhuang Fan tasted the raw tofu before. It was very tender and not sour. When walking, I have to buy some from the temple and take it with me. In this weather, it is very beautiful to eat tender tofu and frozen tofu.

Wukong picked up the chopsticks and took a big mouthful of rice with the tofu. He felt that Master's cooking was very delicious, even the delicacies in heaven were incomparable!

Seeing that Zhuang Fan also brought rice to eat, the monkey was stunned: "Didn't Master say that he would get fat after eating at night?"

Zhuang Fan was also hungry, and the tofu was really delicious. When Jin Shengtan was dying, his old man said: "Tofu and peanuts are eaten together, and it tastes like meat!" Reluctantly, when the monkey asked him, he was eating with a big mouth, and said: "Master, I didn't eat much tonight before you waited anxiously."

Besides, Aoyu had a big appetite, the monks in the temple didn't know, although there were quite a lot of food, but Aoyu was half full by himself, that's all, he finished his meal and ate a lot of pastries.

Fortunately, he slept most of the time during the journey, otherwise the pastries bought by Xiaocheng would have been eaten up long ago.

After listening to the master's words, the monkey became silent. In fact, it didn't take long for him to go to the Black Wind Cave and then to the Zizhu Forest, and he didn't feel hungry. It's just that the time passed by the master.

The monkey said: "Master, next time I go to Guanyin's place, don't wait for me to eat."

Zhuang Fan rubbed his apprentice Mao Dudu's head and smiled.

After taking two bites, the monkey felt as if he had forgotten something, and suddenly remembered: "Where is the younger brother?"

Zhuang Fan stretched out his hand: "Here, here it is!"

Wukong took a look, his junior brother was wrapped around his master's wrist, sleeping unconsciously, and the smell of the food didn't wake him up.

It can be seen that I had a lot of fun with my new friends today!Monkey thought sourly.

I just heard Zhuang Fan say: "Today he insisted on experiencing the life of a real monk. In the evening, he went to the main hall to have evening classes with his little novice. The weather is so cold. He didn't stay there for a quarter of an hour, so he fell asleep. He passed away, and Tong Lin was terrified, trembling and even brought a mat, and sent them back to me together." As soon as Ao Yu fell asleep, she would unconsciously transform into a dragon shape, but now she knew in her heart that she would transform into a dragon. It is very small, otherwise it will really turn into the original body, and it will have to burst the other people's hall.

Zhuang Fan ordered the tea room, and said: "I saw that child was terribly frightened, his face was livid, so he asked Tong Xuan to take him back, feed him some calming decoction, and I took some old doctor Rong's medicine The meatballs are given to Tong Xuan."

Master and apprentice gossip, Zhuang Fan usually chatters big and small about his absence, the monkey is not bothered at all, and listens very carefully.

At this moment, he scoffed: "Then Tong Lin, he called his junior brother the third prince when they met, but he was so frightened when he saw the real dragon. It's not good!"

The real body of the little junior brother is also very cute, okay?Hou Zi was very upset, completely forgot about the first time they met, he hated Ao Yu's fat belly.

Now they probably say: "What's wrong with the fat belly? I fed it!" Speaking of being unreasonable, the Great Sage is the ancestor.

The ancestor was healed by the little living ancestor early the next morning. Ao Yusan lay on the elder brother's chest lovingly, pressing the monkey so hard that he couldn't breathe. In his dream, he was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain again. Scared enough, she suddenly woke up and opened her eyes. Ao Yu pouted, looking at him with tears in her eyes.

The monkey rubbed Aoyu's chubby face, and wiped away the tears on his eyelashes: "What's wrong? It's become crying buns early in the morning? Senior brother, try it, what does the crying bun taste like, is it good?"

He opened his mouth to bite the chubby face, but Ao Yu was very serious, stretched out a chubby finger, and suppressed the monkey: "Brother, you call me a thief loach!"

The monkey said: "Nonsense, senior brother obviously calls you little darling!"

Ao Yu was unreasonable: "I dreamed last night, you said I ate too much, ate your food, and called me a thief!"

Wukong burst out laughing, and with a strong arm, pinched Aoyu and lifted him up. He straightened his waist and sat up with his legs half-supported. Said: "Our family has enough food! Senior brother can let you eat!"

Only then did Ao Yu become elated, and Ru Yan threw herself into the monkey's arms like throwing herself into her arms, and said sweetly, "I knew that senior brother is the best!"

Zhuang Fan stood beside him, and said jealously: "Well, senior brother is the best!"

Ao Yu smiled and waved to Master: "Master, I love you too! But you have two apprentices, and I only have one senior brother!"

Zhuang Fan shook his head, tsk tsk, and looked at his apprentice, "Yu, Master thinks, you can grow a little bit older with a three-headed body!"

Ao Yu put his arms around his senior brother's neck, poked his head excitedly: "How old are you, Master?" The monkey told him to stagger in his arms, and hurriedly straightened the little fat man to sit upright.

Zhuang Fan thought for a while and said: "People say that people are old and smooth, and horses are slippery. Our family's jade is so refined and slippery, how can he be a grandfather with a white beard?"

The monkey squeaked and spread it on the mat with a smile. Ao Yu slipped off his senior brother's lap, rode on the monkey's belly, shook his head and sighed, "Senior brother, you are sick and need to be cured!"

The monkey laughed so hard that tears came out, and asked intermittently: "Brother, it's all right, what's wrong?"

Ao Yu hugged her fat arms solemnly and said: "Master said, you are laughing! Come on! Low!"

In order to express his affirmation, he nodded while saying the last three words, and his rippling little double chin told his elder brother to look at him seriously.

The monkey ouched and fainted from laughter again.

Ao Yu got angry, climbed out of bed, put on her shoes, and slipped away.

Seeing that he lost his popularity, the monkey immediately got up and put on his clothes. As soon as he put on his coat, he heard the voice of his junior brother "Aooooooo" from far to near, and entered the house again.

The monkey looked up and saw that Ao Yu was riding on Mu Zha's neck, happily riding a big horse!

envious!envy!Hate~

The author has something to say: Little Theater

South China Sea Purple Bamboo Forest Back Mountain

The dragon girl came: "Dahei! Find some mushrooms for senior sister!"

Mu Zha came: "Dahei! Are there any rabbits in the mountains recently? Catch two!"

The Bodhisattva who is having a barbecue in the back mountain: "Then what, Dahei, Wukong is here, you go to the mountain gate to welcome him in!"

Black Bear Spirit had tears in his eyes: "I told you I'm not called Dahei!"

Only Zhao Wu heard Dahei's words, and quietly put away the stretched out small basket containing grapes

He also swallowed the sentence: "Dahei, senior brother invites you to eat grapes!"