Tang Seng is a cook

Early the next morning, Wukong bid farewell to the big and small monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, finished his family leave, and went back to find his master.

Originally, Zhuang Fan told him to go and see his old friends, but these two days, the monkey took the time to wander around Huaguo Mountain, and found that his old friends, one counted as one, each led a direction, and led his little demons. , Explore outside the lost circle around Huaguo Mountain.

The monkey was still hugging its shoulders, watching from the clouds, thinking that the news of its return had leaked out, these good brothers from the past came to visit, and planned to wait for them to pass through the lost circle, and then go up to play tricks on them. Thinking, none of these demon kings could enter the Lost Formation, and even most of the little demons they brought were blocked from the formation.

Only a few skinny little demons walked into the formation tremblingly, and entered the mountain without any hindrance. When they looked back, they saw that no one was following them, so they dared not run quickly, but hid in the grass, trembling, Dare not say anything.

The monkey's heart turned cold, and he remembered when he was cultivating on the mountain, he heard the content of the practice of the Lost Formation, but he didn't show up, turned around and left, and told Benba that he had become the new king Ba went to deal with those little demons who entered the mountain.

The Lost Formation has never blocked the strong, and it has never opened the door to the weak. What it blocks will always be those with malicious intentions...

For example, the circle he drew on the ground with a golden cudgel is a simple fascinator, and the one drawn outside the courtyard to stop mortals is a modified version of the fascination.

The monkey was flying in the sky, feeling that he had nothing to do, and felt a little empty. He had no elders, no friends, and no king. From then on, he was just Tang Sanzang's great apprentice in the sky and the earth, and in the world. .

He just wanted to give him no family leave after coming to Master, Houzi thought so, then pushed open the door of the bedroom in the small courtyard and walked in.

What greeted him was not the cold and silent room he had imagined, but a loud cheer and a heavy... stupid... Junior Brother!

Ao Yu jumped happily, hooked his feet around his senior brother's waist, put his arms around the monkey's neck, put his head in the monkey's neck, and said, "Brother, why did you just come back!" The sweetness is perfect , This brat is getting better at acting like a baby.

Houzi swayed the weight of junior brother, it seems that during the past few days he left, this idiot has eaten and slept a lot, and gained a lot of weight, so he stretched out a hand and pinched the junior brother's buttocks, tsk, completely Did not pinch up!

Ao Yu was still moaning: "Brother, don't scratch me, itchy!" The monkey asked, "Where is Master? Why are you at home?"

At this time Zhuang Fan heard it, and called them both from inside: "Wukong is back? Ao Yu, don't make trouble with your senior brother, he is so tired!"

Ao Yu came down from his senior brother's arms unhappily, and just as he was about to speak, Zhuang Fan said again: "Wukong, are you hungry? There is food in the kitchen, go and eat first! Take a bath when you are full, and then come to Master!"

Wukong agreed, and through the screen, he could hear everything inside, and he didn't know what the master was doing. He just wanted to go in, but was pulled away by Ao Yu: "Brother, let's eat first, and you want to see the master. You need to replenish your strength first!"

The monkey scolded him: "What nonsense!"

Ao Yushen came over mysteriously, stuck it to the monkey's ear, and said to him as he walked, "Brother, you don't know. If you are not here for a few days, the master may be tossing! You must eat more later! "

The monkey was tickled by the air blown by Ao Yu, but for some reason, he was unwilling to dodge it. Seeing that Ao Yu had finished speaking, he dragged him to the stool and sat down, then let go of his hand and went to Serving him food in the pot, the corner of the monkey's mouth quietly hid a smile.

Ao Yu has probably worked out in the past few days. The little prince of the Dragon Palace, who used to have ten fingers not touching the spring water, is now very stable in serving plates and bowls. I took a big bowl of rice and took chopsticks.

Wukong looked at the table of food, dumbfounded, and said: "You and Master didn't eat this morning? Or is this your lunch?"

Ao Yu shook her head and said: "No, Master doesn't know when you will come back, and you will bring your portion for every meal. You didn't come back before, and Master made new dishes. have eaten."

As he said that, he also smiled and came over with a big bowl of rice, sat down and said: "Brother, it's been a while since I finished breakfast, and I'm hungry too, shall I eat with you?"

Just as he was talking, Zhuang Fan came in from the outside, and Wukong was about to stand up. He came back from a long journey to salute his master, but Zhuang Fan waved his hand, "Eat first, and then talk after eating."

Ao Yu pretended not to exist, and secretly stretched out her chopsticks to pick up vegetables, and asked Zhuang Fan to slap his hands on the back: "Who ate too much yesterday and got a stomachache from accumulating food in the middle of the night?"

Ao Yu hummed in a low voice: "I..." He raised his head, followed Zhuang Fan with his eyes, and said pitifully, "Master, I'm really well. I'm hungry. I only have porridge in the morning, so you can reward me." Shall I eat? Master~"

Zhuang Fan sat next to the big apprentice, filled Wukong with soup, and said with a cold face: "It's useless to call him father!"

The monkey thought that his little brother would hug his master's thigh and call him father without any morals, but Ao Yu muttered a few times, pushed the rice bowl in front of him, and said eagerly: "Senior brother, you can eat." The senior brother was not there a few days ago , he can do whatever he wants, but when the senior brother came back, Ao Yu suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

Monkey didn't dislike him either, he took Ao Yu's job bowl, put it into his own bowl, made two bowls into one bowl, and pressed the porcelain so that it was solid, and began to eat.

Ao Yu's eyes were almost popping out!Let eat and eat!So angry!

The monkey concentrated on eating, turned his face to the side, and then shook his eyebrows with the master. Zhuang Fan watched his big apprentice tease the little apprentice, and died of laughter, pretending that he didn't see it. Bought him a newly bought small spoon.

Although you have to learn to use chopsticks slowly, the most important thing for the monkey now is to develop the habit of eating slowly. When he learns to chew and swallow slowly, teach him to use chopsticks, Zhuang Fan thought. .

After three days, the monkey lived the life of being stared at by the master for eating again, and felt a little happy.

After eating, the monkey went to the bathroom to take a bath for a while. This time he had experience, and he didn't fight with Aoyu in the pool. After soaking for a while, he came out to rinse off, dried his hair, and put on the new clothes given to him by the master. Only then did he return to the bedroom comfortably.

After entering the house, the monkey asked: "Master, where is my coat?" Zhuang Fanqi said: "Why are you dressed so neatly at home? Is it cold?"

The monkey didn't know what to do these two days. The cloak he wore was either mud or dirt, and there was a lot of black stuff stuck to his inner clothes. It was like a hard shell, so he couldn't take it anymore. He threw away what should be thrown away. Now, the monkey asked him to throw the cloak to Ao Yu, and asked Ao Yu to wash the clothes for the elder brother.

The monkey was stunned, how could he salute the master with his undershirt and disheveled clothes?Zhuang Fan was also dumbfounded when he heard what his apprentice said. There are no such rules in modern society. Think about him coming home from winter and summer vacations. Once he enters the door, he doesn’t do anything else. He was so scared, his father had to whip him with a broom Gada when he regained his composure: He didn't make any big mistakes, how can he do such a great gift?

Zhuang Fan sat on the bed and waved to the monkey, "Come here, lie down, Master will comb your head!" He asked someone to make a new wooden comb, ready to rub the monkey. He just brought it back yesterday, and it happened that the monkey came back today !

Wukong came over obediently, lying comfortably on his master's lap. The new comb had thin teeth, hard wood, and the top was polished very round and smooth. When combing on the scalp, it could not only penetrate thick hair, but also Massage to the scalp, and it won't shave too much. The monkey was so comfortable that he almost fell asleep after being slapped by the master.

Zhuang Fan remembered something and asked, "Wukong, where is your phoenix-winged crown? Where is it?" The monkey didn't bow its head when it came out today. He thought it was weird before, but now he touched the monkey's naked On my forehead, I just remembered something was wrong.

As soon as Wukong heard the master's question, he immediately felt wronged, closed his eyes and hugged the master's waist, and groaned like Ao Yu: "I don't like that, I don't want to wear it!" My buttocks still hurt a little, hehe !

Zhuang Fan let the monkey act coquettishly: "Okay, okay, if you don't want it, you don't want it, master won't ask!"

Suddenly Zhuang Fan's eyes lit up, he rummaged through the storage beads, took out one of the two hats inlaid with gold flowers, and pulled it vigorously a few times, trying to expose the tight band.

Seeing that the master stopped combing his fur, the monkey couldn't help but raise his head to look at it, and saw that the master was about to tear it off, so he couldn't help saying: "Master, this is a beautiful hat, tear it off." What are you doing, if you don’t want it, just wear it for me, it happens that I’m bald on the top of my head!” As he said, he stretched out his hand to get it.

Zhuang Fan was taken aback, and quickly said: "Don't touch it! This is not a good thing! You first change and give me the scissors! I'll show you when I dismantle it!"

The monkey clicked his tongue, pulled a hair, blew, turned into a pair of scissors, held the tip, and handed it to the master.

Zhuang Fan took the scissors, and along the edge of the tight hoop three times, carefully removed the stitching of the hat, peeled off the inner and outer lining, and revealed a golden ring.

Zhuang Fan held the gold ring and gestured to Wukong: "Wukong, do you still have any gold?"

The monkey waved his hand, and the gold nugget fell off the bed: "It's all here, Master, I just used one piece!"

Zhuang Fan said: "Just take out one piece, see the shape of this golden ring? According to this shape, I will refine two identical ones for Master!"

The monkey didn't understand, but he did it anyway, the shape was simple, but he didn't know the weight, so he said, "Master, give me that, I'll see how heavy it is."

Zhuang Fan said: "You can't get started with this. Master measured it. It's 30 taels, which is just right." Then he asked the monkey: "Do you recognize Wukong?"

The monkey's face darkened, and he said: "Master, I have also been Bi Mawen's..." I have also done grassroots work!But isn't this golden circle a bit too heavy?Almost two catties!

Not long after, the monkeys made two and handed them over to Zhuang Fan when the temperature dropped.

Zhuang Fan had always held the real one in his left hand, now he took the two fake ones with his right hand, compared them twice, and couldn't help nodding: the fake ones can be confused with the real ones, and handed the fake ones to Wukong, saying: "I will take this with me from now on! Remember to pack it firmly, don’t drop it! It will be exposed!”

The monkey remembered his purple-gold phoenix-winged crown that had been thrown in the underworld, and couldn't help but thump in his heart, grabbing Zhuang Fan's left wrist, "Master! What exactly is this thing!"

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Ao Yu took the brush to brush his elder brother's clothes

It just so happened that Wukong entered the small enchantment for a year

Clothes are stained with impurities from the body

Ao Yu was exhausted, and cried while brushing: "Child labor has no human rights!"

His master and his senior brother were grooming in the house, and they completely forgot about him~