Tang Seng is a cook

It's just that Bodhi didn't want to say any more, and kicked Wuli out, hid in the bedroom and happily ate the leg of lamb, no matter how much his apprentice knocked on the door and wailed, he just ignored him.

Wuli was hungry for a whole day, he didn't eat the spicy grilled fish made by his sweetheart, and he didn't have any share of the leg of lamb, so he lay down at the door and yelled pitifully: "Master, master, master, please do me a favor. I'll save some meat!"

As a result, a bare leg bone thrown by Bodhi hit his forehead, rubbing his forehead, Wuli muttered: "This is called retribution!" He took out an oversized steamed bun from his arms and took a big bite happily, but it turned out that he had hidden the stuffed steamed buns with mutton!

Wu Li was eating happily, his mouth was full of oil, and suddenly someone behind him said sinisterly: "What a boy, how dare you hide your secrets!"

Wu Li didn't look back, he stuffed the rest of the steamed stuffed bun into his mouth in one gulp, quickly chewed it a few times and swallowed it, he choked enough, then he turned around and smiled obsequiously: "Master, what's the matter?"

Bodhi looked disgusted: "The bun stuffing is still sticking to your face!"

Wu Li was unmoved at all: "Master, don't lie to me, your apprentice's skills were hidden 800 years ago!"

As soon as Bodhi heard this, he pulled out the ruler from his sleeve, ran towards Wuli's buttocks and went: "Stinky boy! You are not allowed to eat in the mortal world, but you have developed your skills! Tell me! Where did you get the money! How dare you steal it?" Store things, it seems that the teacher will not repair you!"

Wu Li clutched his ass and jumped up to Lao Gao: "Master, master! You can't exercise vigorously just after eating! Is your apprentice that kind of person? This money is taken from Wukong's arms! How can it be called stealing if you take money from your own junior?"

Bodhi was taken aback when he heard the words: "Where did Wukong get the money?" This monkey has been born for more than 800 years, and it has not been seen that he has any concept of gold and silver in the world.

Wuli said nonchalantly: "I heard that there is a land in Liangjie Mountain. For a bottle of elixir, Jin Chanzi tried his best to dig gold, and the mountain collapsed. They were dismissed. I guess Jin Chanzi gave it to him. Goku's."

When Bodhi heard this, he was full of displeasure, and he didn't want to leave. He put his hands behind his back, sighed, and left.

Wuli knew that his master was ill, but it was difficult to persuade him, let alone tell his master that Wukong was not someone who could be bought with a small favor.Master is such an adult, he can't understand anything, if he wants to think about it, he has to rely on himself, as he is also a junior, it is not easy for Wuli to talk too much about Wukong.

Not to mention the master-student pair, but Wukong, who came out of samadhi, held the enchantment bead, and remembered the scene that he had known before. It was like a dream. The monkey was born, and he didn’t know what it meant to be sad. Zhu Xiaoxiao let out a sigh, then left behind the clouds and went back to Huaguo Mountain.

Ma Liu and a group of old buddies, after a night, they had already completely sobered up. The memory of Sapo was not lost at all, and the impression was quite deep, but the shadow of dying was pressing on their heads, and the old monkeys didn't care about it. Ashamed or not, after waking up from the wine, he got up from the reclining chair and went to lie down in the back mountain pit, but he didn't listen to any persuasion.

When Wukong came back, the two groups were at a stalemate—Benba, angry and impatient, was leading a group of little monkeys to surround Maliu and several other living ancestors, and put them under the sun, not letting them go anywhere. However, Maliu and the others suddenly increased their strength, and the little monkeys were thrown out one after another, and they were thrown away slowly, in such a big circle, that they made it difficult, and they were slowly dawdling towards the back hill.

As soon as Wukong landed on the ground, seeing Benba rushing towards him with a whimper, he felt a little regretful about coming back, it would be nice for him to go back to Master directly!

The Great Sage helped the crying Benba up, patted his shoulder, and said, "Benba, I have something to tell you!"

Benba wiped away tears: "Your Majesty, after Marshal Maliu and the others settle down, I will listen to whatever you want to say!" Can we get them back to normal now?

Wukong thought he was the heir of Huaguo Mountain, he couldn't roll his eyes at him, so he grabbed the hair on his arm, blew his breath, and shouted "Change!" The old monkey immediately lay down and fell asleep soundly. The great sage shouted, "Take them all back!"

All the little monkeys were agile and frantic, and then lifted the man to the deck chair and placed it under the sun. Ma Liu and the others slept unconsciously.

Wukong said: "Okay, it's all right! Can you listen to me?"

Benba was dumbfounded, and praised with a thumbs up: "The king's magic!"

The monkey put his arm around Benba's shoulder, smacked his lips, and said, "Benba, since I was born, I have occupied this Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave and become the Monkey King, but you know, I have been in a lot of trouble these years. Jia, I worshiped Master again this year, and now I have an errand, I'm afraid I won't be able to go back to Huaguo Mountain often in the future."

Benba nodded while listening, but when she heard something behind, she felt something was wrong, and said quickly: "Hey, King, what's the matter if you don't come back often? Last time, you didn't come home for 500 years." Here, Pemba suddenly realized that she had said something wrong, she quickly covered her mouth, and sneaked a look at Wukong.

Wukong sighed: "No, not only did Huaguoshan cause trouble, but he didn't come back for 500 years, what kind of king is he?"

Benba hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, that's not what you said. You can only live in this blessed place with the King, not to mention that now thanks to the King, you are protected by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and you can even eat, drink, play and play. Spending the money given by the master of the king, it is said that in the past, there is no saying that if you enjoy the blessings with the king, you will sing praises, and if you suffer with the king, you will curse the world."

In front of Wukong, Benba always hid behind Maliu, never said much, like a clumsy person, but now Wukong looked at him with admiration, the great sage smiled and said, "You are right, we must be blessed To share, to suffer together!"

Benba slapped her thigh, "That's right! That's what the little one wants to say! I'm so out of my mouth, I forgot!"

Wukong said: "You have a good temper, Benba, I am not at home all the time, Maliu and the others are also old, and I may go someday, the king asks you something, you can do it No?"

Benba slapped her chest loudly: "Your Majesty, tell me! As long as Benba can do it, Benba will say nothing!"

The great sage then said: "Benba, from now on, you will be the king of the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain?"

Before he finished speaking, the courageous Benba, who was still patting his chest just now, knelt down to Wukong with a bang, and before he could speak, Wukong helped him up, and said in his mouth: "It's okay to promise, you see, why are you so polite? Don't kneel down, don't kneel down!"

Before Benba could react, Wukong pulled Benba and jumped to a high place, shouting loudly: "Children! Come here, children!"

The monkeys, big and small, all ran over when they heard the chirping, and shouted at Wukong, "What's the matter, my lord? What's the matter, my lord?"

Wukong said: "Today is my happy day at Huaguo Mountain! My old grandson hereby declares that the new king of Huaguo Mountain will be Benba from now on!"

While speaking, she raised Bumba's arm, and Bumba quickly waved her other hand and explained, "No, no, no, no!" Before he could say a few words, the Great Sage poked the mute with one finger, and said nothing. Can't come out, can't break free, can only smile bitterly.

The big monkey and the little monkey in Huaguo Mountain, it was always Wukong who said what he said, and he also yelled "The new king! The new king!", jumped up a few, picked up Bumba and left, and the whole mountain paraded and cheered.

Benba was held up by the little monkeys, looking at the sky, with a dejected expression on her face, she didn't seem to be the new king, but rather like a young lady who was bound to be the king's wife.

The clever monkey jumped out and shouted: "Your Majesty, there is a new king in Huaguo Mountain. What about you, don't you want us?"

After hearing this, the monkeys all over the mountains and plains became quiet, and all looked at Sun Wukong. Even Benba was let go. The monkeys knew that Huaguo Mountain could not be separated from their King, even if he was not around, but as long as he was alive, He is the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain. No matter how difficult the life of the Huaguo Mountain people is, there is hope in their hearts.

Hearing this, Wukong laughed loudly and said, "How could it be? My old grandson was born here and grew up here. He has been the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain all his life, but I am the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain. Monkey King, you, King Benba, are the second Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain. From now on, I will be the elder of Huaguo Mountain with Maliu and the others! When Benba stops being the Monkey King, he will become an elder too! If he is elected again, he will be the third monkey king, and thereafter four or five, from generation to generation? Do you understand?"

The monkey gave a loud shout at the end. The little monkeys couldn't understand the long list of words he said, but the big monkeys cheered and jumped up in response, shouting: "Great Elder! Great Elder!" He lifted Wukong up and went on a tour of Manshan.

After listening to Wukong's words, Benba felt relieved, slipped away quietly, and sat beside Maliu alone. She couldn't help but secretly wiped her tears with her hands. Suddenly, a little monkey saw her and said to her friends: " The new king is here! Little ones, come quickly!"

With tears in her eyes, Benba scolded with a smile: "I'm not dead yet, you have children?" Without struggling, she was caught by a group of little monkeys, followed behind Wukong, and carried the Manshan exhibition together went.

Since then, nothing happened in Huaguo Mountain, and Wukong played with everyone for a long time. When the old monkeys in Maliu woke up from hunger at night, Wukong said to them again: "Don't worry, I won't die. A sip of the fairy wine will also prolong the life of ordinary people." A hundred years, not to mention us, born goblins?"

Ma Liu stopped doing it now, and he heard that Wukong gave up the position of Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain and became the position of Great Elder. He didn't say much. When Benba looked over with shame, Pai was afraid On the shoulder of the young monkey, he said: "Thanks to you these years, you will be our monkey king in the future, work hard, and after Grandpa Zeng, you will be a second elder and enjoy the blessings of your children and grandchildren!"

Wukong was surprised: "I didn't know that Benba is your great-grandson!"

Ma Liu proudly stroked his scanty goatee: "It's not a great-grandson, but a great-great-great-great-great-grandson!"

Wukong clicked his tongue: "Your family is quite capable of giving birth!"

Ma Liu became more and more proud: "If the king hadn't devoted himself to cultivating Taoism back then, and married like a young man, wouldn't his descendants be running around now?"

The monkey's head shook like a rattle, and Ma Liu laughed loudly: "That's right, the spirit of the mountains and wilds, how can the king take a fancy to it! Even the fairy in the sky, my king doesn't think much of it!"

The monkey blushed and muttered, "This wine is so strong, I'm sleepy." He turned over on the recliner, pretended to be asleep, and snored loudly.

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