Tang Seng is a cook
Chapter 32
Ma Liu's situation looks weird, but Dasheng is a brave person who dares to cause trouble in the underworld, and he is not afraid of this at all.
On the other hand, Benba was standing beside the Great Sage, her upper and lower teeth clashed suddenly, and she stuttered and called out, "Da Da Da Wang!"
Wukong wondered, what kind of thing is Dadaidai Dawang, and asked, "Why are you stuttering? You have something to say!"
Benba quietly hid behind the monkey, and whispered: "My lord, the marshal's body is stiff and rattling when he moves, has he become a zombie?"
The monkey wanted to slap him on the back of the head again, and said angrily, "He was sober and sleepy! What a zombie! Go, help the marshal up!"
Benba didn't dare to go down by herself, so she swiped her head and said, "You guys! Go, go!"
Benba's subordinates hurriedly obeyed the order, went down and pulled Maliu and the old monkeys up, and the surrounding of the pit was dug in a mess, the soil was soft, some of them were inattentive, and even asked the drunkard to drag them up. Lie on the front, cried and ate a mouthful of mud.
Ma Liu said that he was sober, but he was still in a daze. He opened his eyelids and saw Wukong in front of him. Knowing that Wukong had gone to the underworld, he thought he was dead, so he burst into tears: "My lord! I can't think of seeing you again." The great king is in this underworld! The great king has great kindness, and the little ones will only repay it in the next life! Don’t worry about the little ones, go quickly and protect your master to learn scriptures from the west, ah!?"
Because the drunkenness had not receded, his speech was slurred and slurred, which made Wukong laugh and cry, thinking that the sun is so big, where is the underworld, so he could only vaguely agree.
Unexpectedly, Ma Liu glanced down and saw Wukong's bald monkey head, and burst into tears again: "My lord, my lord, my little heart aches! You even abdicated with those people from the underworld for the sake of the little ones! Why is this so? Why is this!"
For a moment he was crying heartbroken, and the little monkeys who supported him couldn't hold him back. During the struggle, Ma Liu sat down on the ground, patting the ground and crying loudly, like singing an opera, and the old monkeys next to him also woke up at this moment , The chaos also came to make trouble, and after a while, they hugged their heads and cried together.
Wukong snorted on his bald forehead and got a bit of a headache. He couldn't deal with either drunkard or crying man, let alone two in one, so he grabbed Benba and said, "You throw them all back into the cave." Go, I'm going to relax!"
Inviting a somersault cloud, the great sage turned somersault and ran away!Benba couldn't stop her, wishing she could go over and cry with those old ancestors.
The Great Sage was walking fast, he saw Ma Liu and the others howling loudly and confidently, and they could live another 100 years, which was completely different from the dying state yesterday, why, they can still replenish their vitality after being listed in the book of life and death ?
The monkey sat on the somersaulting cloud with no purpose. It just floated in the sky for a while. The patriarch taught him the method of cultivating Taoism, and within a few words, he fell into samadhi unconsciously.
The monkey started to cultivate in the air without knowing the danger. After a while, a crane flew over obliquely from the air, landed on the cloud beside Wukong, stopped crookedly, and spit out a bead from its mouth. He formed an enchantment to surround the monkey, and instead of leaving, he squinted at the monkey.
After a long time, another little dragon came meanderingly from the south, with a chubby belly, looking around while flying, and when he saw Wukong's figure, he let out a sigh of relief, flew to Wukong's side, and stood there. cloud head.
Crane and Xiaolong looked at each other, each snorted coldly, turned their heads away, kept to one side, and did not speak to each other.
As soon as the monkey fell into samadhi, he didn't know the passage of time. In the blink of an eye, the sun set and the moon rose in the small enchantment, and the winter and summer passed, and a year had passed.
Outside the barrier, just after a day, Xiaolong saw the monkey practicing endlessly, afraid of delaying the time, got up and yawned, without thinking about it, he wanted to whip him with his tail.
Unexpectedly, the crane was also standing on the side, at this time the movement was very quick, rushed up and hit Wukong hard on the forehead, pecked the monkey "Ouch", and woke up from the samadhi.
Xiaolong saw that the situation was not good, flicked his tail, and slipped away quickly, but the crane was slow, pecked at the monkey again, and then spread its wings and flew away.
The monkey was pecked innocently twice, clutching his forehead, just woke up from the slumber, when he opened his eyes, he saw a crane with a familiar back, it was about to fly away sneakily!
The monkey subconsciously stretched out its hand to grab the crane's foot. At first it was right, but today the crane was flying well for some reason. Suddenly, the monkey staggered and the monkey missed. Run away without a trace.
The monkey was just here in a daze, looking at the empty cloud head, if it wasn't for the big lump on his forehead, which hurt to the touch, and he was holding an enchantment bead in his hand, he almost suspected that he was just having a dream, and was blinded for a long time , I stood up, identified the direction, and went back to Huaguo Mountain.
At the other end, the crane caught up with Xiaolong leisurely, and the thief quacked a few laughs, and said, "Should I send you home, brother? Are you afraid you won't find your way when you fly?" When I came here just now Both are late.
The little dragon with a fat belly turned out to be the Dragon Girl of Shancai, who sat down on Guanyin, glared at the crane angrily and said, "If you dare to go to the purple bamboo forest, you can fly ahead!"
The crane fluttered its wings slowly, looking lazy, with a little accent on its mouth: "What's the matter, I can play, I'm afraid your master will chase me away, let's go!"
The two of them flew against the wind for a while, and Longnu wrinkled her nose: "I wanted to tell you yesterday, what kind of smell do you have?"
The crane was a little guilty, and muttered a few words, but the dragon girl's ears were sharp, and she heard it immediately, and couldn't help but sneered: "Have a drink? I think you are rolling around in the wine jar, give me another glass, your glass, Is it bigger than your stomach!?"
Xianhe said angrily: "You girl, can you still be friends? Is there such a thing as a scumbag! I won't send you home! Besides, old man, what's the matter with drinking two cups? Drinking hemp came earlier than you idiot!"
In fact, it's enough to talk about it, but the bird's beak is short, and he muttered in a low voice, "You won't have a bulging belly if you drink any more!"
The last sentence completely pissed off the dragon girl, she immediately transformed into a human form, flew up, rode on the crane's back, raised her fist, and beat up the thief bird!
The crane was beaten to the point of "Aiyo aiyo", and shouted: "Kill the bird! Kill the bird! It's terrible!", but still supported the dragon girl firmly, and flew straight to the South China Sea .
Not long after flying to the South China Sea, and seeing the purple bamboo forest from a distance, the dragon girl got off the crane and said angrily, "Come on, come with me to meet my master?"
The crane stood still reservedly, combed the feathers on its back with its long beak, and asked, "What is your master doing at home?"
Seeing that he didn't leave, Long Nu couldn't help being happy, and said with a smile: "When I left, I baked a lot of seafood for Master. I probably haven't finished eating this time. Let's go together. There are fresh sea fish. I will bake them for you now." , I brought back a kind of food package from Master Dasheng, it is very spicy, and the grilled fish is delicious!"
After eating, the mahjong table just happened to start. In the Zizhu forest, the master brought Mu Zha with her. They had been missing for a long time. Finally, a new junior came and was buried by the master again.
Xianhe's eyes were full of yearning. After thinking for a while, he shook his head and said, "I'm afraid your master is tired of eating seafood, so wash me up and bake me to eat, or I won't go."
After finishing speaking, he spread his wings and said: "Let's go~", a beautiful gliding, and flew away.
Xiao Longnv pouted, stamped her foot at the back of the crane resentfully, and went back to find her master by herself.
On the mountain at the back of the purple bamboo forest, Guanyin threw the fish bone and said, "Flat-haired boy, hum!" He ran very fast, next time I catch him and pluck his hair by the root!
The crane sent the dragon girl home, and it was a bit late to go back by itself. It flew so fast all the way, and when it landed, it was so tired that it wheezed. The boy, handsome and majestic, with a strange appearance, is exactly Wuli, the great disciple before the ancestor of Bodhi Taoism, and Wukong's elder brother when he practiced Taoism.
Wuli brushed off his sleeves and got dusty, and walked towards the bedroom of Patriarch Bodhi. When he got close, he saw the door was ajar, and there were noises of snoring inside, and there was no one around. Sleeping soundly on the couch, he yelled a little: "Master, I'm back!"
Seeing that there was no response, Wuli turned around on tiptoe and wanted to leave, suddenly there was no sound at all, the back of the head hit the sole of a shoe with a "slap", Wuli immediately said "Ouch" loudly, turned around, and said with a smile : "Master, are you awake?"
Bodhi snorted angrily: "Your master, I am not only awake, but also hungry! Why did you come back so late?"
Wu Li hurriedly took out an oiled paper bag from his pocket: "Isn't this apprentice afraid of starving Master, so he went to buy food for Master on the way!"
Bodhi took it over, opened it, and saw that it was a roast leg of lamb, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, with a crispy skin and a tangy aroma. He hummed, "It's greasy early in the morning, who eats this?" People, don’t pay so much attention to the desire of food and drink, if the heart of the Tao is not strong, how can you attain the Tao?”
That being said, the roast leg of lamb was well put away.
Wu Li had known his master's temper for a long time, and he agreed with all his mouth: "Yes yes yes! Good good! Master is right!"
Bodhi babbled for a long time, coughed, stroked his beard, and said awkwardly: "You can see Wukong?"
Wu Li nodded and said: "Master, don't worry, I see that this monkey child is now breathing well, and the meridians all over his body are unobstructed, without any blockage, and there is nothing serious about it. As long as he is diligent, he will definitely be able to take another step forward sooner or later."
Bodhi sighed, and said: "Well, now that he has abandoned the Tao and accepted Buddhism, he doesn't know what it will be like in the future. Besides, with his temperament, is he a person who is steadfastly hiding in a cave and practicing? Not to mention that there is such a person on his body now. It's an errand, he, as long as he doesn't get assassinated, he will be blessed by the saint!"
As soon as these words came out, Wu Li was shocked!
On the other hand, Benba was standing beside the Great Sage, her upper and lower teeth clashed suddenly, and she stuttered and called out, "Da Da Da Wang!"
Wukong wondered, what kind of thing is Dadaidai Dawang, and asked, "Why are you stuttering? You have something to say!"
Benba quietly hid behind the monkey, and whispered: "My lord, the marshal's body is stiff and rattling when he moves, has he become a zombie?"
The monkey wanted to slap him on the back of the head again, and said angrily, "He was sober and sleepy! What a zombie! Go, help the marshal up!"
Benba didn't dare to go down by herself, so she swiped her head and said, "You guys! Go, go!"
Benba's subordinates hurriedly obeyed the order, went down and pulled Maliu and the old monkeys up, and the surrounding of the pit was dug in a mess, the soil was soft, some of them were inattentive, and even asked the drunkard to drag them up. Lie on the front, cried and ate a mouthful of mud.
Ma Liu said that he was sober, but he was still in a daze. He opened his eyelids and saw Wukong in front of him. Knowing that Wukong had gone to the underworld, he thought he was dead, so he burst into tears: "My lord! I can't think of seeing you again." The great king is in this underworld! The great king has great kindness, and the little ones will only repay it in the next life! Don’t worry about the little ones, go quickly and protect your master to learn scriptures from the west, ah!?"
Because the drunkenness had not receded, his speech was slurred and slurred, which made Wukong laugh and cry, thinking that the sun is so big, where is the underworld, so he could only vaguely agree.
Unexpectedly, Ma Liu glanced down and saw Wukong's bald monkey head, and burst into tears again: "My lord, my lord, my little heart aches! You even abdicated with those people from the underworld for the sake of the little ones! Why is this so? Why is this!"
For a moment he was crying heartbroken, and the little monkeys who supported him couldn't hold him back. During the struggle, Ma Liu sat down on the ground, patting the ground and crying loudly, like singing an opera, and the old monkeys next to him also woke up at this moment , The chaos also came to make trouble, and after a while, they hugged their heads and cried together.
Wukong snorted on his bald forehead and got a bit of a headache. He couldn't deal with either drunkard or crying man, let alone two in one, so he grabbed Benba and said, "You throw them all back into the cave." Go, I'm going to relax!"
Inviting a somersault cloud, the great sage turned somersault and ran away!Benba couldn't stop her, wishing she could go over and cry with those old ancestors.
The Great Sage was walking fast, he saw Ma Liu and the others howling loudly and confidently, and they could live another 100 years, which was completely different from the dying state yesterday, why, they can still replenish their vitality after being listed in the book of life and death ?
The monkey sat on the somersaulting cloud with no purpose. It just floated in the sky for a while. The patriarch taught him the method of cultivating Taoism, and within a few words, he fell into samadhi unconsciously.
The monkey started to cultivate in the air without knowing the danger. After a while, a crane flew over obliquely from the air, landed on the cloud beside Wukong, stopped crookedly, and spit out a bead from its mouth. He formed an enchantment to surround the monkey, and instead of leaving, he squinted at the monkey.
After a long time, another little dragon came meanderingly from the south, with a chubby belly, looking around while flying, and when he saw Wukong's figure, he let out a sigh of relief, flew to Wukong's side, and stood there. cloud head.
Crane and Xiaolong looked at each other, each snorted coldly, turned their heads away, kept to one side, and did not speak to each other.
As soon as the monkey fell into samadhi, he didn't know the passage of time. In the blink of an eye, the sun set and the moon rose in the small enchantment, and the winter and summer passed, and a year had passed.
Outside the barrier, just after a day, Xiaolong saw the monkey practicing endlessly, afraid of delaying the time, got up and yawned, without thinking about it, he wanted to whip him with his tail.
Unexpectedly, the crane was also standing on the side, at this time the movement was very quick, rushed up and hit Wukong hard on the forehead, pecked the monkey "Ouch", and woke up from the samadhi.
Xiaolong saw that the situation was not good, flicked his tail, and slipped away quickly, but the crane was slow, pecked at the monkey again, and then spread its wings and flew away.
The monkey was pecked innocently twice, clutching his forehead, just woke up from the slumber, when he opened his eyes, he saw a crane with a familiar back, it was about to fly away sneakily!
The monkey subconsciously stretched out its hand to grab the crane's foot. At first it was right, but today the crane was flying well for some reason. Suddenly, the monkey staggered and the monkey missed. Run away without a trace.
The monkey was just here in a daze, looking at the empty cloud head, if it wasn't for the big lump on his forehead, which hurt to the touch, and he was holding an enchantment bead in his hand, he almost suspected that he was just having a dream, and was blinded for a long time , I stood up, identified the direction, and went back to Huaguo Mountain.
At the other end, the crane caught up with Xiaolong leisurely, and the thief quacked a few laughs, and said, "Should I send you home, brother? Are you afraid you won't find your way when you fly?" When I came here just now Both are late.
The little dragon with a fat belly turned out to be the Dragon Girl of Shancai, who sat down on Guanyin, glared at the crane angrily and said, "If you dare to go to the purple bamboo forest, you can fly ahead!"
The crane fluttered its wings slowly, looking lazy, with a little accent on its mouth: "What's the matter, I can play, I'm afraid your master will chase me away, let's go!"
The two of them flew against the wind for a while, and Longnu wrinkled her nose: "I wanted to tell you yesterday, what kind of smell do you have?"
The crane was a little guilty, and muttered a few words, but the dragon girl's ears were sharp, and she heard it immediately, and couldn't help but sneered: "Have a drink? I think you are rolling around in the wine jar, give me another glass, your glass, Is it bigger than your stomach!?"
Xianhe said angrily: "You girl, can you still be friends? Is there such a thing as a scumbag! I won't send you home! Besides, old man, what's the matter with drinking two cups? Drinking hemp came earlier than you idiot!"
In fact, it's enough to talk about it, but the bird's beak is short, and he muttered in a low voice, "You won't have a bulging belly if you drink any more!"
The last sentence completely pissed off the dragon girl, she immediately transformed into a human form, flew up, rode on the crane's back, raised her fist, and beat up the thief bird!
The crane was beaten to the point of "Aiyo aiyo", and shouted: "Kill the bird! Kill the bird! It's terrible!", but still supported the dragon girl firmly, and flew straight to the South China Sea .
Not long after flying to the South China Sea, and seeing the purple bamboo forest from a distance, the dragon girl got off the crane and said angrily, "Come on, come with me to meet my master?"
The crane stood still reservedly, combed the feathers on its back with its long beak, and asked, "What is your master doing at home?"
Seeing that he didn't leave, Long Nu couldn't help being happy, and said with a smile: "When I left, I baked a lot of seafood for Master. I probably haven't finished eating this time. Let's go together. There are fresh sea fish. I will bake them for you now." , I brought back a kind of food package from Master Dasheng, it is very spicy, and the grilled fish is delicious!"
After eating, the mahjong table just happened to start. In the Zizhu forest, the master brought Mu Zha with her. They had been missing for a long time. Finally, a new junior came and was buried by the master again.
Xianhe's eyes were full of yearning. After thinking for a while, he shook his head and said, "I'm afraid your master is tired of eating seafood, so wash me up and bake me to eat, or I won't go."
After finishing speaking, he spread his wings and said: "Let's go~", a beautiful gliding, and flew away.
Xiao Longnv pouted, stamped her foot at the back of the crane resentfully, and went back to find her master by herself.
On the mountain at the back of the purple bamboo forest, Guanyin threw the fish bone and said, "Flat-haired boy, hum!" He ran very fast, next time I catch him and pluck his hair by the root!
The crane sent the dragon girl home, and it was a bit late to go back by itself. It flew so fast all the way, and when it landed, it was so tired that it wheezed. The boy, handsome and majestic, with a strange appearance, is exactly Wuli, the great disciple before the ancestor of Bodhi Taoism, and Wukong's elder brother when he practiced Taoism.
Wuli brushed off his sleeves and got dusty, and walked towards the bedroom of Patriarch Bodhi. When he got close, he saw the door was ajar, and there were noises of snoring inside, and there was no one around. Sleeping soundly on the couch, he yelled a little: "Master, I'm back!"
Seeing that there was no response, Wuli turned around on tiptoe and wanted to leave, suddenly there was no sound at all, the back of the head hit the sole of a shoe with a "slap", Wuli immediately said "Ouch" loudly, turned around, and said with a smile : "Master, are you awake?"
Bodhi snorted angrily: "Your master, I am not only awake, but also hungry! Why did you come back so late?"
Wu Li hurriedly took out an oiled paper bag from his pocket: "Isn't this apprentice afraid of starving Master, so he went to buy food for Master on the way!"
Bodhi took it over, opened it, and saw that it was a roast leg of lamb, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, with a crispy skin and a tangy aroma. He hummed, "It's greasy early in the morning, who eats this?" People, don’t pay so much attention to the desire of food and drink, if the heart of the Tao is not strong, how can you attain the Tao?”
That being said, the roast leg of lamb was well put away.
Wu Li had known his master's temper for a long time, and he agreed with all his mouth: "Yes yes yes! Good good! Master is right!"
Bodhi babbled for a long time, coughed, stroked his beard, and said awkwardly: "You can see Wukong?"
Wu Li nodded and said: "Master, don't worry, I see that this monkey child is now breathing well, and the meridians all over his body are unobstructed, without any blockage, and there is nothing serious about it. As long as he is diligent, he will definitely be able to take another step forward sooner or later."
Bodhi sighed, and said: "Well, now that he has abandoned the Tao and accepted Buddhism, he doesn't know what it will be like in the future. Besides, with his temperament, is he a person who is steadfastly hiding in a cave and practicing? Not to mention that there is such a person on his body now. It's an errand, he, as long as he doesn't get assassinated, he will be blessed by the saint!"
As soon as these words came out, Wu Li was shocked!
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