Tang Seng is a cook

Seeing that there was no one around, and the Bodhisattva was working slowly, not in a hurry, the monkey couldn't help it, posted it, and babbled for a while.

The monkey didn't seem to notice that compared to Guanyin, he was very close to Ksitigarbha, and he was more open than in front of Avalokitesvara, as if subconsciously aware that Ksitigarbha could pamper him very much.

The monkey made a fuss, Ji Zang bluffed his face, took out a ruler and tapped the monkey's head lightly: "Are you asking about the elders' affairs?" The little monkey doesn't learn well!

Today, the monkey asked the Bodhisattva to beat him twice in a row. He couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. He whimpered and turned around, and muttered, "You can scare people with a ruler! You are all taught by the same master!" Disciple!"

When Dizang heard this, he couldn't help being startled. When he looked up, he saw that the monkey had already dozed off with his head tilted against the table. He knew that he was just talking nonsense and didn't care at all, so he was relieved.

On the other hand, Di Ting, who was lying on the other side of the table, heard the monkey muttering "a master", couldn't help but frowned, poked his head out, and saw that the monkey was silent, and the Bodhisattva didn't care about the monkey, and was cleaning up the book of life and death wholeheartedly. Can't help but come to pick up the corner of the Bodhisattva's clothes.

Seeing the worry in Diting's eyes, Ksitigarbha smiled lightly, said in a low voice, "It's all right", and patted Diting's back again.Listening to the whisper, he finally relaxed, and went to lie quietly on his stomach by himself.

There was no more sound in the Senluo Palace, and the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva concentrated on casting spells, cleaning up all the disasters that the monkey had caused in the past.

I don't know how long it took, but in the end, except for the column of the monkey, there was nothing stained on the book of life and death. I put it in the palm of my hand, then closed the booklet, called the judge, told the ghost soldiers to do things according to the schedule, and searched for souls according to the rules. From then on, there will be no mistakes or omissions.

The judge took orders and went to the side hall with the book of life and death to find the tenth generation Pluto. For such things as seizing souls and seducing them, the Pluto's approval is still required before the ghost soldiers can be released to the underworld to do business.Ksitigarbha and Houzi occupied the main hall of Senluo Hall, and the ten generations of Pluto didn't dare to snatch it, so they could only squeeze together to work in the side hall because of their grievances.

The Bodhisattva saw that the judge had left, and looked back, and saw that the monkey had fallen into a deep sleep, lying on the ground with his back to him, snoring everywhere. The Bodhisattva knew that he had just been released from the bottom of the mountain. I didn't have a good rest, and I ran around again these two days, my mood was ups and downs, and I was tired, but this hell is not a good place to sleep, so I took out the ruler and slapped the monkey's butt.

Poor thing, the Great Sage in the dream was so startled that he jumped so high that he took out the golden cudgel in mid-air. After landing, he was still in shock and stood there holding the golden cudgel with a dazed expression on his face.

The Bodhisattva had already put away the ruler, and seeing the monkey standing there stupidly, without showing any signs of expression, he said, "Are you asleep?" He stood up and patted the monkey's shoulders a few times to disperse the yin that had been contaminated on his body before saying: "Go back, it's over!"

The monkey wants to vomit blood... After beating someone, he pretends to be a nice guy. Are all Bodhisattvas like this?

Fortunately, the Great Sage could hold back and asked, "Don't you need to punish me?" He was still waiting to say that he would go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures and couldn't stay for a while, and he didn't even give him a chance to write a line?

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva Chongdi listened to the beckoning and waved, and walked slowly outside the Waisenluo Hall: "Didn't you fight?"

It's quite enjoyable to play. Speaking of which, it's been a long time since I touched the ruler.

The monkey covered its buttocks and was furious!

Di Ting stood up from the table, slowly stretched his waist, walked to the monkey, suddenly let out a "Wow", seeing the monkey jumping up and down again in fright, he couldn't help laughing, jumping a few times , followed the Bodhisattva, and left.

The great sage gritted his teeth, the secret road roaring dog counted as one, and Jiadi listened to one, they were not good things!

The monkey stood there for a while, when a ghost messenger tremblingly came to ask him, "Great Sage, you can't stay in the underworld for long, so please go back?"

The monkey gave the ghost pawn a hard look, and left as soon as he thought, maybe he still wants to be here!He turned around and was about to leave, but the ghost pawn stopped him again, and the monkey raised his eyebrows: "What are you doing!?"

The ghost soldier trembled in fright, and said: "Great Sage, the Bodhisattva has something to tell the little one to bring to the Great Sage."

The monkey had no choice but to bear it: "Let's talk!"

The ghost soldier trembled like he was sifting chaff, and said in a stuttering voice: "The Bodhisattva told the great sage to go back and take the crown of phoenix wings on his head, and told him not to wear it anymore. It's like inserting a grass bid, and it still can't be sold..."

As soon as the words fell, the ghost soldier shook his body, turned into a puff of green smoke, and ran away as if flying.

This remark did not make the monkey spit blood out of anger, he snorted and tore off the phoenix wing crown, threw it away, and rushed out of the underworld with his head bare, thinking that the next time he came to Dizang to be angry, he would It's the trumpet screaming!

The Great Sage left, and the Senluo Hall was silent. After a while, the ghost pawn quietly condensed and transformed into another form. Seeing that there were no ghosts around, he quickly picked up the phoenix-winged crown and ran to meet Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva reached out to take the phoenix-winged crown, and carefully touched it along the inner circle with his hand. Seeing that there was nothing unusual, he let out a sigh of relief and threw the crown to the ghost soldier: "Take it well." Get up." I will return him when I see Wukong later.

Listen to the truth: "I've said it all, Guanyin didn't move the three hoops." You don't believe me.

Seeing that the pawn had retreated, Dizang leaned on the table in a relaxed manner, touched Di Ting's head, and explained with a sigh: "I'm not worried." Guanyin has such a temper...

Di Ting got down on the ground, wagging his tail lazily: "He said that this apprentice is not his anymore, so why worry about it, I think he is very happy for the apprentice."

After finally sending the culprit out, Bodhi got drunk with Maitreya that day, and seeing him was a real joy!

The little boy from Lingtai Mountain said that Master and Maitreya were so drunk that they passed out.Simply breaking news.

Ksitigarbha is just a fool, always thinking about him, even cherishing his unwanted apprentice.

Dizang's hand that was stroking the dog's head stopped moving, and after a while he said leisurely: "Although Jin Chanzi is quite annoying, he is always kind-hearted and protective. If Wukong is more respectful to him, his temper will be softer..." Probably won't be put on that tight band...

Di Ting snorted coldly: "I heard what the Bodhisattva said, neither is he like a golden cicada, nor is he like a great sage."

The room was silent for a while.

After a long time, the Bodhisattva sighed deeply, and suddenly gossiped: "You said there are two hoops left in Jin Chanzi's hand?"

Di Ting lay on his stomach without moving, and hummed his nose.

The Bodhisattva pushed him: "When you know who he brought, remember to tell me!"

Di Ting rolled his eyes without raising his head, and lazily replied: "I know..."

The dark room was quiet again, and after a long time, Di Ting turned over and said as if talking to himself: "There is still a hoop for Guanyin, I don't know who to take it, and I will listen to it when the time comes."

Dizang smiled quietly.

Besides, the great sage left the underworld all the way, jumped on somersault clouds and hurried all the way, but it was already the second day at noon, and the sun shone warmly on the monkey at noon, dispelling the coldness he had in the underworld.

It's just that the monkey rushed all the way to Huaguo Mountain, and when he looked over, his heart felt as cold as ice. He saw the monkey tomb in Houshan, where Ma Liu and a group of old monkeys lay side by side in a big pit dug. , Benba led the rest of the monkeys, squatting by the pit and weeping silently, with Maliu in his arms, still tightly hugging the wine gourd that Wukong gave him yesterday.

When the Great Sage saw this scene, there was a buzzing sound in his mind, and he staggered a few steps down the cloud head and came to the edge of the pit. Benba heard the sound, looked up and saw that it was the Great Sage, and cried out, "My lord! You're back! "He couldn't hold it anymore!

The little monkeys were terrified by the oppressive atmosphere, and they were huddling in their mother's arms. Seeing that it was the king coming, they all turned their heads to look, and a bold one ran over to him, and Wukong had tears in his eyes. , hugged the little monkey tightly in his arms, rubbed him a few times, put him down and said: "Good boy, go, let's all go to the front and play!"

The little monkeys were all placed on the ground, you looked at me, I looked at you, and ran away hand in hand. After a while, I heard the sound of laughing and joking coming from the front, which made the place even more gloomy and desolate.

The great sage came to the pit and asked in a low voice: "Marshal Ma Liu, when did you and the old people die?"

Benba was taken aback, and leaned over and said in a low voice, "My lord, Marshal Ma Liu and the others are not dead!"

The monkey looked stunned: "If you didn't die, why are you lying here motionless?"

Benba scratched his forehead: "It can be said that yesterday afternoon, the king left, Marshal Ma Liu insisted that he and the ancestors were about to die, so we dug a huge hole here overnight It’s not easy to say that it’s not easy for the old guys to come together today, and they have to learn from the ancients that people don’t die at the same time.”

Benba wiped the sweat from her brow, feeling distressed: "The soil here is compacted, it's not easy to dig. After digging for a long time, several children broke the new shovel."

Wukong patted him on the back of the head: "If you still feel sorry for something right now, forget it if you kill me! Tell me quickly, and then?"

Ben Ba said: "Then the hole was dug in the morning, right? A few old people came. Marshal Ma Liu said that you can't starve to death, so the younger ones brought all the food that was hidden yesterday. They Just eat and drink here."

Benba was a little annoyed: "I hid half of the food that the king brought back yesterday, and told them to eat it this morning. They each took a sip of the bottle of fairy wine that the king brought back, and took turns to finish it all!"

During this period, he and the other monkeys did not dare to leave, so they could only squat here and watch. It was already a whole morning, and at this point, they hadn't even touched a drop of water or eaten a grain of rice. They were starving to death just looking at what they ate. .

Benba pointed at the pit again: "After eating and drinking enough, they lay down in the pit and fell asleep. They slept for a long time, and they still haven't woken up yet!"

Wukong's expression was very indescribable, and he couldn't help but patted Benba on the back of the head again: "Everyone is asleep, why don't you hurry up and carry them back! How about lying here and waiting for the wind?"

Benba felt aggrieved, and muttered: "I can lift it up sooner! They don't let people get close at all. As soon as I passed by, Ma Liu kicked me away!"

He pointed to a small tree on the opposite side and said, "Look, my lord, I flew over to hit that tree and broke it!" His back still hurts now!

Wukong raised his head and saw that a foot away, a small peach tree with the thickness of a cup was broken in the middle...

The monkey said in his heart that if the ghost messenger didn't come to pick him up, he would become a Hercules first!This time the flashback is pretty awesome!

While looking at it, there was a sound. In the pit, Ma Liu closed his eyes and sat up slowly and stiffly.

The monkey felt a "swoosh" on its neck, and a small cold wind blew past it.

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Zhuang Fan was angry: Am I not the protagonist of this article?How come there are several chapters and no one appears?

(Appearance in a small theater is also called field not)

Small theater appearances are not called!

Also, why are all the monkeys in the comments, why is no one praising me?

(Don’t dare to brag, dare not brag that your boss is jealous)

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Ting Ting here is based on the legend that the prototype is a dog, so he will bark, but his appearance and looks are still...

Very indescribable!