Tang Seng is a cook

Di Ting was lying under the case of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, and at this moment, he pulled his neck and shouted such a voice, which almost scared the Bodhisattva to the ground. After hearing this, all the ghost soldiers in the courtyard couldn't help trembling when they remembered the monkey's vicious actions, and wanted to hide.

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva was sitting upright reciting sutras, when he learned that the monkey was coming to make trouble again, he couldn't help sighing, asked Truth and listened a few words, and understood it, then he stood up and went straight to the Senluo Palace. Pluto is still here today. When he saw the Bodhisattva coming, he hurried out to greet him. He was about to salute, but the Bodhisattva stopped him.

Dizang said: "There is no need to be too polite, just take out the caterpillar's book of life and death."

King Qin Guang said, "Bodhisattva, what's wrong with this caterpillar book?"

The Bodhisattva walked to the case, sat down firmly, and said calmly: "It's too big, it's been five or six hundred years, let's clear the ledger today."

The ten kings couldn't help but turn pale with shock when they heard this. The only unexpired account in the book of life and death in the caterpillar's file was the one that monkey monkey Sun Wukong did when he was a child?

When the monkey was suppressed back then, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva insisted on restoring the book of life and death destroyed by the monkey, but the kings of the ten generations of Hades dared not. We can re-enter reincarnation, let the monkey know, it doesn't matter.

But now, a few days ago, they heard a report from some city gods and lands, saying that the monkey has been released now, and it is keeping the golden cicada to go to the west to learn scriptures. It is an errand sent by the Buddha. Writing off the account, isn't that overturning all the things the monkey did back then?

This is inappropriate after all, after all, the monkey has a tougher background at this time, and he is not easy to provoke.

In case the monkey finds out and makes trouble...

Just thinking of this, suddenly a ghost soldier came in and shouted: "Your Majesty! Your Majesty! What a disaster! That thunder face is coming again!"

This voice made Shidai Pluto tremble all over, wishing to cover the ghost's mouth: Your father is a king!What happened to your grandma!Your ancestor is the face of Lei Gong!

Several people were looking for a place to hide, and they wanted to persuade the Bodhisattva to change their minds, but they saw the Monkey King, the great sage Equaling Heaven, with neat clothes and empty hands, swaggering in from the main entrance.

The kings had no choice but to go to greet them, and said with a smile: "Great Sage, don't come here without any harm. I don't know what you can do when you come to my Netherworld this time?"

The monkey curled his lips and said, "I haven't seen you for a long time, Lord Yin's smile is so ugly!"

Everyone spat at him in their hearts, but they smiled more kindly on their faces. However, after staying in the underworld for a long time, they are fierce every day, and they suddenly burst into laughter, as if crying.

The monkey originally wanted to salute the kings, but after looking at the case, he sat down on Ksitigarbha, thinking that there is a Bodhisattva who does not ask the king of the underworld, so he went directly to Ksitigarbha and said, "My disciple has seen the Bodhisattva!"

Because of asking for help from others, the monkey knelt down and kowtowed respectfully, causing Shidai Pluto's eyeballs to fall out of shock. Isn't this monkey fake?

Seeing that the monkey was so obedient, Ksitigarbha sighed first, waved his hand, and lifted him up out of thin air, saying: "It can be seen that you have been tortured for 500 years, and your temperament has changed so quickly."

The monkey said honestly: "The disciple is thanks to the teacher for teaching."

The Bodhisattva nodded: "Let's see what happens later." The person next to him didn't say any more, and didn't mention Jin Chanzi, but asked, "What's going on today?"

The Great Sage was not serious at first, and wanted to answer with a smile, but for some reason, his eye circles turned red, and he turned his head to the side. There was a bull's head standing there, the hall was dark and he couldn't see clearly, he thought he was being watched by the great sage, which made his heart tremble.

The last time the Great Sage came to make trouble, the unlucky boy ran slower than the horse face, and caused the monkey to stick a stick on his buttocks, almost killing half of his life. Seeing the Great Sage glaring at him, he couldn't help but tremble with fright. Clutching his buttocks, rubbing and rubbing, he slowly moved behind the pillar beside him.

But the monkey didn't notice the bull's head at all. He wiped his face with his sleeve and said to the Bodhisattva, "I came here because of the case I broke into the underworld when I was 340 years old."

It just so happened that the judge in charge of the book had listened to the Bodhisattva's order and went to fetch the book of life and death. Just as he carried it to the Bodhisattva's case, the Bodhisattva called Wukong: "Come on, come and see for yourself."

The Great Sage was not afraid, walked in and took a look, the Bodhisattva was opening the booklet, and turned to the number 350 of Hunzi, only to see the ink dripping down, and the next 130 lines were all so badly drawn that I couldn’t see them clearly .

The monkey blushed, but saw the Bodhisattva's slender fingers stop there, and looked up at him, his long and narrow eyes were deep and silent: "Wukong, I can't take your life now, the lives of these 130 monkeys, will you return them?" ?”

Hearing this, the Great Sage thought of Maliu and the many old monkeys in Shuilian Cave, felt a heart-wrenching pain, grasped the case with his hands, shivered for a long time, and finally choked out a word: "Return!"

Hearing the words, the Bodhisattva sighed, nodded, and said, "You are old enough to know what to choose."

He also said: "Back then you checked the life and death books of many monkeys. At this time, their lifespans, whether they have arrived or not, whether they have lived or died, you know, what is the most difficult thing to do here? kind?"

The Great Sage's legs softened, and he fell to sit on the edge of the desk, muttering to himself, "It must be the one who died..."

The Bodhisattva's eyes were desolate, implying pity: "Yes, it was the one whose life and death were unknown, but died in a disaster!"

Suddenly, he took out a ruler from under the case, grabbed the monkey's hand, slapped it hard, and said angrily, "You hozen! Do you know how much trouble you have caused me in the past 500 years! I'm so fucking Now I still have to send messengers out every day to go to Huaguo Mountain to shout for souls! Search for souls! I don’t even have a name and date of birth! Do you know how hard it is to catch a monkey’s soul! Jumping up and down! Die Being alive is better than being alive! I am almost exhausted, do you know that!"

The ten generations of Pluto were watching from the sidelines, but it was rare for this monkey to change its fierce appearance and be obedient. Who would have thought that Bodhisattva, an honest man, a kind man, a kind man, a compassionate man, and Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha broke out. Calm down, calm down~!", "Bodhisattva, don't be angry, the children were still young back then! Educate them slowly!", "Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, give me a face today, don't hit children, ah, we don't like beating children... ...", "That's right, it's still young!"

Ksitigarbha's face sank like water, and the ruler slapped the table. Ten generations of Pluto kings didn't dare to move. Shower, none of them ran away.

At the beginning, the monkey asked Dizang to hit him three times, and he was taken aback, but now he didn't dare to be presumptuous, and accepted it honestly. He didn't hit any one, and he talked endlessly, almost swearing out of rhythm, couldn't help but feel funny, couldn't help but "cheep", and didn't know how to cover it up, which attracted the ten kings to secretly look down at him.

Who are they being scolded for? Stinky monkeys have no conscience!

The ten kings heard it, so the Bodhisattva didn't know it, but he just beat him and scolded him. After all, Wukong was less than a thousand years old. In his eyes, he was no different from a baby boy in the world. The monkey's nature was more naughty, so he didn't lead the fire to the monkey again.

The Grand Sage Milkman escaped unharmed.

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva scolded for half an hour. At last, his mouth was probably dry. He picked up his teacup and drank some water. Then he clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha! It's a sin, I have violated the precept!"

After calming down, he is a dignified and compassionate Ksitigarbha again.

Nai turned to the monkey and said: "When you were pressed down the mountain, I made the decision and continued the book of life and death. Later, the monkeys belonged to the book of life and death, and the books of life and death all have names and surnames. Life and death have their own destiny, and reincarnation follows a schedule. Can you blame me? "

The great sage bowed his head and said in a low voice: "The Bodhisattva is merciful, you are willing to save me from being a monkey and reincarnate. I am very grateful!" After saying that, he wanted to kowtow again, and Dizang slapped him with his sleeve: "Come on, don't be like a kowtow. , The waist is straight! Head up!" The energy and spirit of that year have been suppressed for 500 years!

The monkey sat up straight in a daze, and the Bodhisattva stopped staring at him, turned around to look at the Book of Life and Death, and said, "This is the end of the day. After clearing the Book of Life and Death, those who expired early will be brought back by errands. I don’t care about it either,” he asked again, “Do you know how the book of life and death is written? How to clear it?”

The monkey stared at the Bodhisattva with piercing eyes, shaking his head like a rattle: "I don't know!" Anyway, this work is not his responsibility.

Seeing the monkey pretending to be confused, the Bodhisattva curled his lips: "I don't know what your master taught you back then! You don't even have a little common sense! It makes you more courageous than the sky, poking holes one by one!" he said But it is Bodhi Patriarch.

When the Bodhisattva mentioned Patriarch Bodhi, the monkey's face changed color, but he said: "I have only been with Master for four or five days, and he hasn't had time to teach me anything." This is Tang Seng.

Ksitigarbha snorted coldly and didn't answer the monkey's words, which made Wukong a little strange. It seemed that he and his master, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, had some special little emotions?

The monkey put his head closer and said in a low voice: "Bodhisattva, hey, did you have some problems with my master back then?"

Ksitigarbha pretended to be calm and flipped through the book of life and death, erasing the ink on the monkey painting page by page, returning to the original state, and said casually: "Your master is a mortal, and his life span is only about twenty years. I have a relationship with him. What year?"

Hou Zi laughed heartily: "My old grandson is not talking about Tang Yudi, but Jin Chanzi!" Ever since he heard this name from Maitreya Buddha, Monkey has firmly remembered it in his heart, and he planned to go back and ask Master, I never thought that today he would discover the clues from Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.

The Bodhisattva opened his eyelids, and saw that the Tenth Hades also quietly approached, with a posture of "there is gossip, let's listen together", and he let out a long "hmm~~~?" from his nose, and the Tenth Hades hurriedly backed away After a few steps, pretending to be busy, they all retreated and left. Seeing that they were running fast, the Bodhisattva snorted coldly, ignored Wukong, and continued to clean up the book of life and death.

Instead, he has been following the Bodhisattva's Truth Listening, lying under the case, flicking his tail leisurely, thinking: Truth Listening knows everything, Truth Listening just doesn't say anything!

The author has something to say:

small theater

The monkey said that one day as a teacher, life as a father

Somehow, Zhuang Fan found out

I am so relieved

see monkey

Zhuang Fan: Call Dad!

Wukong hugged his thigh: Dad!tell a story!

Zhuang Fan was very satisfied: what does the baby want to hear today?

Monkey: I want to hear my father tell the story of the past!The protagonist of the story is called Jin Chanzi!

Zhuang Fan coughed twice: Oh, Dad has a sore throat today!

slipped away