Tang Seng is a cook

Zhuang Fan didn't intend to hide it from the monkey, seeing that Wukong was nervous, he smiled and said: "Let go of Master first, Master's small body is not enough for you."

Houzi let go of his hand, blushed, lowered his head and said, "Master, I was wrong." He looked at Zhuang Fan's wrist again, and saw that there were no traces left, so he breathed a sigh of relief and felt relieved.

Zhuang Fan wrapped the tight hoop with a gold inlaid hat as it was, and stuffed it back into the storage bead. Then he rubbed the monkey's head and said: "It's a bit reckless." Then he said: "Put this golden hoop on first. , Master, take a look."

The monkey was very obedient and put the fake tight hoop on his head. Gold is soft, so when the monkey squeezed it, the gold hoop was stuck. Zhuang Fan stretched out his hand and pulled it twice, frowned, and said again: "Wukong, you changed Here comes a little monkey, Master, take a look."

The monkey's face was blank, but it still changed as before. It changed suddenly and became the same three-headed body size as that day, but the circumference of the head was also smaller. It slipped out and hung around the neck, turning into a golden collar.

Wukong has become smaller, but his clothes are still big, and the collar of his inner coat is too big. The little monkey is standing on the bed, his hair is smooth, and he slipped out of his clothes in no time. It is fluffy, its stomach is full, and its long tail is flicking.

Slightly cute.

Zhuang Fan couldn't hold back, he hugged his apprentice and rubbed it a few times, kissed him on the forehead, and then worried: "This thing will fall off if you move it."

Having said that, his hands didn't stop, he threw the collar aside, continued to pick up the comb, and combed the darling apprentice from head to foot!After finally catching Wukong, who looks like a little monkey, how long will it be before he masturbates to his heart's content!

Besides, the little monkey saves a lot of effort than the big monkey when brushing!

The monkey asked Master to comb it so well that it felt so good. It groaned and forgot everything. It combed its belly shyly, and combed its chubby fart. After a while, it lay comfortably on Zhuang Fan's lap, crying again and again. He fell asleep.

Seeing that Wukong was fast asleep, Zhuang Fan didn't move anymore, put down the comb, gently put the little monkey into the soft, dry and warm bed, took the two gold rings, and quietly went out the door.

Ao Yu was squatting in the yard, guarding the big wooden basin to brush his brother's clothes and shoes. A small brush danced up and down, and the clothes were still clean. First, he splashed water all over himself. When he saw the master came out, Immediately choked up: "Master, my apprentice's hands are sore, I can't brush anymore!"

Zhuang Fan sat down on the porch, and waved his hand to summon his apprentice: "Bubble first, then brush, Ao Yu, come here first, and show this to Master."

As soon as Ao Yu heard this, his eyes lit up immediately, and he pressed the clothes in the basin into the water twice, and as soon as he dropped the small brush, he rushed over in a few steps: "What is this, Master?" With an accent, Zhuang Fan is familiar with the taste of the Northeast, a dragon prince in the West Sea, and he doesn't know who he sounds like.

Zhuang Fan was overjoyed, handed him a golden hoop, and teased him: "Master gave your brother a new hair hoop."

Ao Yu pursed her lips quietly, shook her hands and took a look, said: "Master, there are no tricks here, it's so simple, how many pearls do you want to inlay? My apprentice has it! If it's gold, you can also match it with some rubies. Look." With wealth..."

Zhuang Fan only knew that dragons were extravagant, and Ao Yu also liked those shiny gadgets, but he didn't realize that his apprentice still wanted to be a jewelry designer, so he hurriedly stopped him: "Your brother is a novice, can you see it with such a fancy dress? Master asked you to help me figure out how to make this golden hoop wear on the head, as big as it is small, so that it fits close to the body."

Ao Yu looked disappointed: "So that's how it is." He held the gold hoop upside down in his hand, and said, "Master, this thing is just a piece of ordinary iron. It has no spirituality. If you think about it, it's like an arm." Use your fingers to stay close to your body as you like, that can only be refined by the senior brother himself, and he will definitely do this."

Xiao Bailong thought to himself, although it is impossible to spend a lot of trouble for a headband, but who is to say that it is given by the master, the brother must be eager to wear it close to his body!

Ao Yu was a little jealous, and posted it hotly: "Master, the one in your hand is for me, right?"

Zhuang Fan teased him, and refused with certainty: "You have good hair, and it looks good with a white jade crown. Master is afraid that your senior brother will wear it, so I made an extra one as a spare! There is so much gold! Vulgar, not worthy of my little apprentice!"

Ao Yu quit, and immediately turned into a little monk in green clothes with a pop, and threw herself into Zhuang Fan's arms, chirping: "Master, good master, please, give it to me, you see, I am also a little monk! Wearing this It's just right! It's worthy, it's worthy!"

When Zhuang Fan saw Ao Yu's little Tang Monk's face, which was almost like his own, his stomach hurt, and he covered his face: "I'll give it to you!" What a living little ancestor!

Ao Yu was overjoyed, got up from Zhuang Fan's arms, clapped his hands, and said cheerfully: "Master, I want to set gems! Pearls!"

The boy excitedly took out a piece of precious jade the size of a thumb belly. It was delicate, smooth, round and thick, shining brightly in the sun. At first glance, it was Ao Yu's sweetheart. He often rubbed it in his hand. He said happily, "Take it Put this in the middle!"

Zhuang Fan's face turned green, and he persuaded quietly: "Yu, let's bring the same ones as your senior brother, isn't it good?"

Ao Yu thought of something after listening to Master's words, her eyes sparkled, her face flushed, she shyly took the piece of Er Yu back, lowered her head and hummed: "That's all right... Master, I'm going to find my senior brother! "

Zhuang Fan said: "Your brother is sleeping, let's play again later!"

Ao Yu looked over with big watery eyes: "Master, I'm sleepy too. I just washed my clothes, but I'm tired. I also want to lie down for a while."

Zhuang Fan's face was dark, and he said helplessly: "Go, go, keep your voice down, don't wake up your brother!"

Ao Yule agreed, hugged the two gold hoops in her arms, and ran briskly.

At this time of early winter weather, the sun loomed behind the thick lead clouds, leaving a little warmth, and the north wind blew, blowing down a field of yellow ginkgo leaves. Zhuang Fan stood up, stretched his waist, and felt the beauty in front of him. Like a picture scroll.

Then, he rolled up his sleeves, squatted in front of the big tub in the picturesque small courtyard, picked up the brush, and went to wash.

While cleaning Zhuang Fan, he complained that his second apprentice is really a phony, a little bit of saponin is useless, he spent a long time here dry brushing, so did Wukong, a monkey boy, he just left for three days, Is this going back to Huaguo Mountain Rolling Mire?The drape is covered with Mai Tai stuff, which is super difficult to wash!

In the bedroom, Ao Yu took off his coat, quietly climbed onto the bed, and also turned into a three-headed body, lying happily beside his senior brother, and within a short while, was wrapped in Wukong's arms, turning into a fat little dragon about a foot long, together He fell asleep soundly.

It was a good sleep, and it was not until after noon that the two cubs grumbled in their stomachs and woke up from hunger together. Wukong sat up with the quilt rolled up, rubbed his eyes, yawned a little, and took a sniff. , smell a smell of food.

Wukong closed his eyes and groped on the bed for a long time, trying to find his underwear, but before he groped, he found a fat junior, at this time Ao Yu also woke up, and became the size of three heads, shrinking in the Arching and arching under the blanket, I don't know what I'm doing.

Wukong looked for the other side of the buttocks, squatted there and slapped Aoyu's fat fart: "What are you doing?" in a boyish voice.

Ao Yu paused, then arched again, then lifted the quilt, let out a loud voice, opened her mouth and said in a baby voice: "Brother, do I look good?"

Wukong looked up intently, and saw a fat doll with a bald head and a small chubby face in a small jacket and fat pants, with thick eyebrows, big eyes and a small fat face, fair and clean, with a gold hoop on his head, standing with his legs on his hips, because he just got out of the quilt When it came out, the gown was a little crooked, and one button was undone at the bottom, revealing a little fat belly and half a deep belly button.

The monkey is a bit like Zhuang Fan looked at the monkey before: slightly cute.

But seeing the golden hoop, the monkey frowned and asked, "Where did the golden hoop come from?"

Ao Yu bent down and took out another gold hoop from under the quilt under his feet. Because his belly was too fat, he hung himself so hard that he did a front flip. Thanks to the monkey's quick eyesight, he threw Ao Yu's fat head forward Hold it down.

Ao Yu narrowed her eyes with a smile, and stood firm with her senior brother's hand. Xiaopang held the golden hoop and handed it to Wukong, saying: "Master gave it to you, senior brother, this is for you. Master said, let us take it with you." the same!"

Hou Zi looked at Ao Yu, couldn't help but smile in his eyes, took the golden hoop, put it on his head, and said, "Isn't senior brother pretty?"

Ao Yu was so happy that she just clapped her hands and jumped up and down on the bed, "It's so pretty! My senior brother is the most handsome!"

Monkey chuckled: "What is the most handsome." The younger brother became smaller, and his heart also became childish.

He snorted on Ao Yu's shiny head, and said, "Don't jump up, don't fall down again, get dressed and wash your face, Master seems to be cooking, you're still hungry in the morning."

While talking, she took her own clothes and turned into her original body while wearing them. Seeing that her senior brother had grown bigger, Ao Yu threw herself on the monkey's broad back with a cheer: "Brother's back!"

The monkey bent over to put on his shoes and muttered, "Stinky boy! You're so stupid!"

With disgust in his mouth, he still carried Ao Yu out, still holding the pair of small shoes on the bedside that were smaller than a palm in his hand.

While walking, the monkey was curious, and asked, "Where did these little shoes come from?" It seemed that they were not made by Dragon Palace. The material was ordinary, but the stitches were fine, and the soles were quite thick.

Ao Yu was lying on the back of the senior brother, the chubby hand wrapped around the monkey's neck, and the short legs were too short to wrap around Wukong's back. Fortunately, the fat buttocks were held firmly by the senior brother, and the milk sounded milk Qi way: "The master gave the money, and the grandma next door made it for me!"

Wukong couldn't help but have black lines on his face, he had no place to complain, he had only been away for three days, and the master and younger brother recognized relatives with the people around them?And Master bought this little shoe, why did he ask others?

Obviously his two apprentices have grown up, where did the little baby come from?Said that his eldest apprentice and second apprentice both love to act like a baby, and they become smaller if they don't pay attention?

It was useless to ask a monkey, and Ao Yu explained: "I woke up before, and the master is not here, so I left a note not to let me run around. I am bored, so I came out to play with the children in the alley, because I grew up. , they didn’t take me with them,” said here, his voice was full of grievances, but he immediately became proud, “I became smaller, and they thought I was super powerful, so they took me to play. Later, there was a man named Zhang Xiaoshuan. My doll pushed me into a mud pit, and when master came back, his grandma knocked on the door with Xiao Shuanzi, saying that she would pay me for my clothes.”

Talking all the way, to the bathroom.

The monkey was speechless, put Ao Yu down, let him sit on the stool, fetched a basin of warm water, washed his fat paws, and asked, "What happened next?"

Ao Yu rubbed her hands for a few times, then went to smack her face, and muttered: "Later, Master said that there is no need to pay, but I really couldn't refuse, so I took our own fabric needlework and asked Grandma Zhang to make me a small one." Grandma Zhang made the gown, trousers and shoes overnight, and the master said he couldn’t trouble the old man, so he gave double the money.” Grandma Zhang couldn’t refuse this time, so she accepted it.

Wukong nodded, grabbed the cloth towel and smeared it on Ao Yu's face, wiped his face clean, and then went to wipe his hands. Ao Yu was dangling on the stool with two short legs, tied with two small legs. Fat claws are rubbed.

The monkey washed the junior brother clean, put his shoes on, then lifted him off the stool, touched the hot little bald head and said, "Go to the master, brother, wash your face."

Ao Yu acted like a baby: "Wait, brother!" The monkey laughed and went to wash his face.

After a while, Zhuang Fan, who was cooking in the kitchen, saw the elder disciple hugging the younger apprentice, and the two came in from outside talking and laughing, Zhuang Fan said, "Ao Yu picked up a bowl of rice, Master's cooking is ready, Let's just eat."

Ao Yu agreed in a milky voice, Xiao Pang hooked his senior brother's neck with his hands but did not intend to let go, looked at his senior brother eagerly, the monkey hooked the tip of the villain's nose with his hand, under Ao Yu's instruction, I went to clean up the dishes and serve the meal.

After Zhuang Fan cooked the dishes, the monkey brought them out. As soon as the three masters and apprentices sat down, the monkey realized that something was wrong. It was exactly the same as the meal in the morning.

The monkey asked, "Master, do you have no money? Why isn't there any meat on the table?"

Zhuang Fan coughed in embarrassment, and Ao Yu sat on the high stool with chopsticks and ate quickly, stuffing his mouth full, and said, "Senior brother, after you left, we have never eaten meat again, sea of ​​fish and meat Nothing to eat."

Monkey wondered: "Why?" It's true that he can't afford meat without money, but he remembered that Ao Yu brought back a lot of sea food!

Before Zhuang Fan could speak, Ao Yu sighed greasyly, swallowed the food in his mouth, shook his head and said, "Oh, Guanyin won't let you eat, he asked the mountain god to send over a decree that said, From now on, we are only allowed to eat wild animals when we camp in the wild and have no way to break the fast. It is not considered a breach of the precept. If we are recuperating in the city, we must honestly eat the fast! If there is a breach of the precept once, he will bring the golden hoop to the master. Eat once and recite once!"

Xiaobailong shook his head, pretending to be afraid: "The mountain god is gnashing his teeth, so ruthless! Oh, by the way, the seafood I brought back from the West Sea last time was stolen by the dragon girl. Master, do it well!" She also stole a lot of them, that time I woke up and had nothing to eat!"

The monkey frowned, and glanced at Zhuang Fan. Zhuang Fan was serving him some food. Seeing the big question marks written all over the monkey's face and "tell me" in his eyes, he couldn't help being happy, and said, "After dinner later, Wukong Help Master wash the dishes, Ao Yu, let's go play!"

Wukong understood and didn't ask any more questions. He lowered his head and concentrated on eating. He ate slowly, and if he didn't concentrate on eating, he would have to wait a long time before he was full.

Ao Yu was full of food, Wulu Wulu said: "Master, I will help you and brother to wash the dishes!" Zhuang Fan ignored his little hospitality, and said slowly: "Didn't you make an appointment with Zhang Pangpang yesterday? Doucao this afternoon? Let me tell you, you woke up late just now, but now you are going to be late!"

Ao Yu wailed, and took the rice in the bowl to his mouth in two mouthfuls. Without adding any more rice, he jumped off the stool and ran away.

Seeing that he was preoccupied with playing, Zhuang Fan shouted, "Are you full? Your senior brother is home, and master won't leave any food today!"

There was a loud voice from behind the screen wall: "I'm full, master! Zhang Pangpang said that today I will bring me the cake made by grandma, so master doesn't need to save me food!"

Sitting in the kitchen, the master and the apprentice heard the courtyard door slamming twice, and a group of little milk babies cheered: "Ao Yu, you are late!", "Ao Yu's hair cake is going to be cold! ", "Ao Yu Ao Yu, you are going to lose today, send me a share of the cake!"

Ao Yu replied decisively: "No!"

Zhuang Fan and the monkey looked at each other, couldn't help but laugh, and laughed.

After a while, the master and the apprentice finished eating slowly, and they were not in a hurry to clean up the dishes. Zhuang Fan told Wukong the origin and power of the tight tie, and the monkey frowned.

After Zhuang Fan finished speaking, the monkey asked: "Master, you have two hoops here, and my junior brother and I happen to have one each. You are not a person who trains apprentices. Even if we bring them together, it doesn't matter. Why do you bother?" Where are the two fake ones?" Who can be fooled by this?It was not seen through at a glance.

Zhuang Fan understood what Wukong meant, so he smiled: "I didn't hide this matter from the Bodhisattva or even the Buddha. I think I said it when the Bodhisattva gave it to me. I don’t need to bring these, so I kept two of the three.”

The monkey was flattered by the master's praise, but he was taken aback after hearing it, and asked suspiciously: "Two? Could it be that Guanyin also accepted other apprentices for the master? There are two more?"

Zhuang Fan nodded: "Well, the Bodhisattva said that one used to be the general of the curtain, and the other was the marshal of the canopy back then. Both belonged to the Jade Emperor. They made mistakes and were sent to heaven."

Wukong frowned: "Marshal Tianpeng, this person used to be in charge of Tianhe, the governor of Tianhe's [-] sailors. I saw him from a distance when I was Bi Ma Wen Tianhe, and he was very majestic. It's so strange, I don't remember whether I have seen it before."

Zhuang Fan quickly said: "Master knows a little about this general rolling curtain, he is His Royal Highness Lingxiao's attendant. You don't know him, but he may have seen you." It may even follow the monkey who caused trouble at the Pantao Festival And revenge.

The monkey wondered: "Master, how do you know so much about Tianting?"

Zhuang Fan replied with a mysterious smile, and said to himself that your master has read Journey to the West thoroughly, watched the old Journey to the West TV series a hundred and eighty times, and has watched countless cartoons and comic books. : "Disciple, although Master has you and Ao Yu enough, but Master must accept the other two apprentices, do you know why?"

Wukong frowned again: "Because they belong to the Jade Emperor?"

Zhuang Fan nodded and said: "That's right, that's exactly the case. A marshal with military power in his hand, a confidant of Luanyu's attendant, suddenly found a wrong place and was demoted to the lower world, and he was about to go west with him. Although the master was jealous, he couldn't No charge."

Wukong said: "Master, then you asked the boy and the younger brother to wear this fake golden band, just to guard against these two people?" The two real tight bands are also...

Zhuang Fan sighed: "Let's see, if the two of them come and don't make trouble, Master is not that intolerable." But who knows if Zhu Bajie is as simple and stupid as in TV dramas, just lazy, and Sand Monk is not so simple and honest , just incompetent?

The monkey said: "Master, don't worry, you still have me." Thinking of the three-headed body who ran out just now, he said, "You still have Ao Yu."

Zhuang Fan smiled slightly when he heard this, and the monkey said: "Master, then I will take Ao Yu to refine this golden hoop at night, and I will also conceive it in the future, so I will have more hidden weapons in the future."

Zhuang Fan knew that the monkey was coaxing him, so he chuckled: "You take this lightly, who will you throw it out to hit? The goblin didn't catch it, and threw it to a mortal. Beat the dog."

The monkey remembered something again, and said: "Master, there is still a golden hoop at the Bodhisattva, you must guard against it."

Zhuang Fan waved his hand: "It's okay, the Bodhisattva is not that kind of person, so he just uses his mouth to scare people, and besides, he lacks a guarding mountain god. After a while, our master and apprentice will catch him and tell him to come." If caught, there will be nothing left of his golden hoop."

After hearing this, the monkey showed "Master, why do you know?", and suddenly remembered the matter of Dizang and Fengchiguan, so he told Zhuang Fan what happened in the underworld, and Zhuang Fan thought about it. , he didn't know much about Ksitigarbha.It's just a story written in the book, and it's always just a two-dimensional story. Where he is now, it's a real world. Everything is still unknown, so you can't make wild guesses. Let it pass, don't worry about it." There will probably be no chance to see you again in the future, so it's useless to think about it.Little did they know they had other entanglements.

The matter of the golden hoop came to an end, and the master and apprentice talked about other things, each talking about the past few days.

Zhuang Fan told Hou Zi about the old city lord's request again, the master and apprentice discussed it, and planned to set aside one more day to finish the affairs here, and set off the next day to continue westward.

There is plenty of time in this way, the monkey can go to the South China Sea tomorrow, but if he goes too frequently, if he fails to keep the Guanyin, he will turn the table over.

In the purple bamboo grove, Guanyin, who was full of food and drink, was meditating when she suddenly sneezed a lot.

In the underworld, an oil lamp was flickering. Di Ting secretly listened to all the conversations between Monk Tang and his disciples. He felt something was wrong in his heart, but he was busy sharing gossip with Di Zang, so he left the strangeness behind and said happily: : "Bodhisattva, do you know who Tang Priest is going to give those two gold hoops to?"

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva stopped twisting the fingers of the beads, slowly opened his eyes, revealing two dark pupils, and said in a calm voice: "Speak and listen!"

Ao Yu happily played with his friends in the alley all afternoon. After eating all the cakes, he was also hungry. He ran home excitedly, and ran to the kitchen habitually to find food, but found an empty pot and cold stove, a pile of Dirty dishes and bowls, not only did his master not leave food for him, but his senior brother didn't wash the dishes at all, he was stunned, and cried with a whoosh.

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Plants in Small Theater:

1 On the mountain behind the purple bamboo forest, Zhao Wu tried his best to absorb sunlight, water, and immortal energy. Although he couldn't eat and drink like he was in the mortal world, he felt full and happy, and slowly grew a few bunches of small red grapes Come.

2 The monologue of the ginkgo tree in the small courtyard: when you come, I will fall

You live here for days, I'm still falling leaves

I should be bald when you're gone

Goodbye, holy monk!hurry up!