Tang Seng is a cook

Zhuang Fan burst into tears, Guanyin said angrily: "Gloating!" and said: "Keep your voice down, you woke up the child."

Zhuang Fan wiped away his tears, stopped laughing, and looked down at Wukong Bajie, the two senior brothers were holding hands, their stomachs were on their backs, and they were still sleeping soundly, but Zhuang Fan thought it was funny when he thought of that scene, and laughed for a while, then finally Asked: "You just let Zhao Wu go to see his old lady? Wasn't his old lady frightened?"

Guanyin sighed and said: "How could it be, anyway, he is also my apprentice. If he is told to run away like that, it is not my person who lost him. His mother is not scared to death, I will die of anger first."

Zhuang Fan snickered twice, and said again: "Then what happened in the end?"

Speaking of this, Guanyin felt relieved and said, "Fortunately, Mu Zha is good at painting. He drew a picture of a handsome young man and asked Zhao Wuyi to transform it into a shape. At last, no one else misunderstood me. Freak."

Seeing him depressed, Zhuang Fan couldn't help laughing, and said: "You are the most beautiful, so why don't you want all the apprentices to look good?"

Guanyin snorted and ignored him.

After a while, he said again: "I actually gave Zhao Wuxin a name."

Zhuang Fan grabbed Guanyin's hand, kissed his white fingertips, and said, "Well, it deserves a name, what is it?"

Avalokitesvara smiled and said: "Actually, it's not my idea, it's the idea of ​​brother Wukong. Isn't Zhao Wu doing five things? It just so happens that the sound is enlightened at the same time. Wukong said, simply pairing a single word with a mirror word can be regarded as self-reflection from time to time. Mo I'm going to be disrespectful. I thought about it, this word is also very good, so I agreed."

Zhuang Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said: "The monkey is naughty, and you play around with it too! This is too hurtful!"

Avalokitesvara said: "Wu Jing likes it himself. He carries a small mirror with him every day, and takes pictures here and there. He also loves his own face."

There was a black line on Zhuang Fan's forehead, thinking that there was something wrong with it, and said: "You don't care about it, isn't it going astray?"

Avalokitesvara snorted and said, "You think I don't care about it. I confiscated a bunch of mirrors. I couldn't stand without a mirror, so he climbed up to the edge of the lotus pond and looked into the water! It scared my lotus fairy, thinking he wanted to If you throw it into the lake, you won't even dare to bloom!"

Zhuang Fan shook his head and said, "Okay, since you're not at home this time, it must be enough to hide and take pictures."

Guanyin also had a headache, but Zhao Wu was not the most troubled one among his disciples. He stood up, lay on his side, looked at Zhuang Fan, gossiped with Zhuang Fan with sparkling eyes, and said, "Fanfan, do you still remember?" The Great Bull Demon King?"

Zhuang Fan called Guanyin until his heart became weak, and said: "Why don't you remember, he is not Iron Fan's ex-husband? I just passed the Huoyan Mountain, and I have never heard of this person again. What? He appeared? Go to Zizhu Forest to find him. Is the iron fan in trouble?"

Guanyin laughed and said, "With ten courage, he wouldn't dare to go wild in my purple bamboo forest, but you never imagined what he is now!"

Zhuang Fan asked curiously, "Why, he is no longer the Great Bull Demon King?"

Avalokitesvara smiled, and said that the Bull Demon King and the Nine-Headed Insect were thrown into the world by the Jade Emperor, and they did what happened to Sha Wujing's son, and then gossiped: "I bet you can't guess, but who is their mother!"

Zhuang Fan grinned, thinking that the Jade Emperor and Buddha are not in tune, and that's enough, but Guanyin said so, then Sha Wujing's wife must be a familiar banshee, could it be... Zhuang Fan Hesitantly said: "Is it the concubine of the Bull Demon King, the jade-faced fox?"

Guanyin widened her eyes and said, "Ah, you guessed it!"

Zhuang Fan's face turned blue, and he said in his heart that although he guessed it, he was not honored!

He slumped on the quilt, snorted, and said: "The Jade Emperor and the Buddha's virtues are really gone!"

Avalokitesvara also said: "You don't know yet, the Bull Demon King and the Nine-Headed Insect had an affair because of a Wansheng princess, and the Nine-Headed Insect hated the Bull Demon King for taking his love with a sword, and wanted to assassinate him, but who knew that he hadn't done it yet?" , they were taken to the sky by Yang Jian, and this revenge has been suppressed. After reincarnation, the two twins, a mother and twins, came with memories of their previous lives. Although they were twin brothers, they were also old enemies. Enemy, the fight is really fierce. In front of the two 'sons', the jade-faced fox has no majesty. Brothers, take it as a joke, once a day, it is as punctual as a serial drama.”

Zhuang Fan sighed, and said: "It's because they didn't go on the right path by themselves."

Avalokitesvara said: "The iron fan hinders Hong Hai'er's affection. She always thinks about the Bull Demon King, who is Hong Hai'er's father anyway. She just wants to help him a little bit, and remind him a little bit. The old mammy and the red boy joined hands to stop it, so nothing happened."

Zhuang Fan sighed, and said: "A soft heart is also a disaster."

Just talking about Sha Wujing, Zhuang Fan said again: "I heard from Wukong, what happened to Sha Wujing later, and he was taken down as the demon king of Huangfeng Cave? Who is in charge of Huangfengling now? The size of the people who live in Huangfeng Cave Fairy, have you been affected by the Bull Demon King?"

Hearing this, Guanyin felt a little guilty. That Sha Wujing was stabbed to the Jade Emperor Buddha because he spread bad things about Zhuang Fan behind his back. Fortunately, Zhuang Fan still didn't know about it. Although he was guilty, he was not nervous, he just said: "Now that area, big and small monster mountains, one counts as the other, and they are all controlled by Wukong. The two brothers are no longer living in Huangfeng Cave, and they have found another place that is very remote. The boundary between the left and the right came from the separation of the left and right. Wukong was sanctified by the Lingming Stone Monkey, so he was the backing of the monster clan, and he also deterred the monster clan, so that they would not dare to act rashly."

Speaking of this, Guanyin sighed, and said: "In the past few days, I have also gone out and wandered around this eastern land, and now this land, there is really no half of the monster race, and it is all dominated by the human race. If you hadn't taught Wukong to be merciful back then, I'm afraid that the blood of the monster clan would have been severed long ago."

Zhuang Fan also sighed, and said: "It's a coincidence, I was just afraid of Wukong's reckless murder, but I didn't expect this."

He smiled and said: "Speaking of which, I'm also a goblin." Golden cicada spirit!

Guanyin rolled her eyes, glared at him and said, "How many times have you been reincarnated? You are a human being from the inside to the outside, and have nothing to do with goblins at all! Don't put gold on your face. You don't know how to be a master of a demon saint!" foot!"

Zhuang Fan laughed loudly, and said: "What's the matter, what you mean, the demon clan is still very precious in the sky now?"

Avalokitesvara said: "That's natural. The goblins are left alone and can multiply freely. After three years, Wukong's Myriad Monsters Mountain Range has given birth to many little goblins, and there are many good seedlings among them. Heavenly Court of the Jade Emperor, listen Has a baby been born? It’s been a long time since I saw fresh blood, and with the appearance of the enchantment in the later stage, the heaven and the world are separated, and the immortals and Buddhas can no longer go to the mortal world to accept disciples. At the first cry of the little baby, the Jade Emperor’s Heavenly Court, the Buddhas in Lingshan, and the gods and Buddhas in Xianshan Xiandao are all staring with green eyes!”

Inheritance and inheritance, only if there is inheritance, there will be inheritance. If there are no disciples and grandchildren, who will pass it on to?

Zhuang Fan chuckled, and said, "If you say it this way, isn't Wukong really excited?"

Guanyin said with a smile: "That is, if you want to accept the doll from the Wanyao Mountain Range as an apprentice, you must first establish a good relationship with the saint Wukong."

Zhuang Fan looked at the little hairy monkey who was sleeping unconsciously, stroked his belly, and said: "Thanks to your hard work, I've become Wukong, and I've lost weight."

Avalokitesvara was very speechless, and said to herself, I don't know that you can see that the monkey is getting thinner!

Unexpectedly, Zhuang Fan then said: "Look, little fat belly is no longer bulging!"

With a black line on his face, Guanyin patted the back of Zhuang Fan's hand, and said: "It's not you who told the child not to eat too much at night, so he gave the child a plate of dumplings! Eat so little, where did the little fat belly come from!"

Zhuang Fan hurriedly said: "Then I'll take you to the supermarket tomorrow, let's buy more delicious food! I'll make it for you!"

Guanyin smiled and said, "Didn't you say you're going back to work? Which supermarket? Are you not going to work tomorrow?"

Zhuang Fan slapped his forehead and said, "Hey, forget about it, okay, I'll go to work tomorrow, and when I get back from work, let's go to the supermarket again! Or do you want to go out to eat?"

Guanyin shook her head and said: "It's better to eat at home, I'm still not very familiar with this place, it would be bad if I made a mistake."

Zhuang Fan said with a smile: "Our family is not so suave, like a rich son, but if you do something wrong, no one will dare to laugh at you, trust me!"

Guanyin squeezed his face and said: "Stop talking about this, you glib, don't you say we are going to get the certificate? When will we go?"

Zhuang Fan said with a smile: "Forget it, my mother said that next Monday will be a good day. I will ask for leave that day, and we will go out in the morning!"

Guanyin laughed, and said, "Why do you still believe this? Who should I turn to?"

Zhuang Fan also laughed, and said: "Old man, everything is auspicious, I guess I just checked the almanac!"

Guanyin pinched her fingers to calculate, pursed her lips and smiled, and said, "I really let the old lady talk, next Monday is indeed a good day, and I have to wait for the next one that is so good, it will be half a year later."

Zhuang Fan hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, it's only next Monday, don't wait half a year! Can't wait!"

Avalokitesvara poked his forehead and said, "Don't be so rambunctious! When did I say I'll wait for you?"

Zhuang Fan was overjoyed, but when he thought about it, he didn't have a car or a house, and he didn't even have a bouquet of flowers. In detail, he really felt wronged by his family, so he reached out and touched Guanyin's dark and cool long hair, saying : "Without a car, house, or money, we're married naked. I'm sorry for you."

Guanyin laughed to death, bit Zhuang Fan, and said: "Come on, since you returned to Datang, you spent my money! I don't wrong you! I will support you in the future!"

Zhuang Fan immediately acted like a little daughter-in-law, and said aggrievedly: "My lady, from now on, I will depend on you for food, clothing, housing and transportation!"

Guanyin almost laughed out loud, kicking Zhuang Fan off the bed through the two fat babies.

For Guanyin, the two of them have never met him since the time when they left Lingshan and Jin Chan was reincarnated in the tenth life. After the second trip to the west, Jin Chan regained all his memories halfway through the journey. It was over, and it seemed that life and death would be together, and Zhuang Fan disappeared again. Three years in the sky, and more than 300 days in the mortal world, compared with the previous separation, but it couldn't be longer.

After finally getting together in the sky, Zhuang Fan fell into the mortal world again and reincarnated as a human being. In the past few days, although Guanyin was by Zhuang Fan's side, he couldn't talk to him. Today, they finally had a chance to talk, and the two kept holding hands , Lying on the bed, talking about whatever comes to mind, unconsciously, until the sky is bright.

Early the next morning, Zhuang Fan got up early and made breakfast for Guanyin and the children, without waking them up. He just heated the food on the stove, ate a few mouthfuls, and went out to work.

He was very thieves. When he left, he swiped all the charging cables in the house and took them away.

In this way, when Wukong gets up, he can only play until his phone runs out of battery, and if he wants to play again, he has to wait for him to get off work.

Zhuang Fan graduated from a bachelor's degree and went to work as a small experimenter in the laboratory. At first, his teachers and senior brothers persuaded him to go to graduate school, saying that he should work after a bachelor's degree. Knowing that his parents are digging food, it is not easy for him to go to school at home. If he continues to study, his parents will be older and the burden will be heavier, so he resolutely gave up the idea of ​​taking the postgraduate entrance examination.Even though he is now earning the lowest salary and doing the heaviest work, he has no complaints.

At that time, he thought that it would be okay to go back to school when he had more money, since he was still young anyway.

But now, Zhuang Fan is hesitant in his heart, whether to continue this low-paying job with no future.

When he arrived at the company, Zhuang Fan put on his lab coat, and went into the lab to work all morning according to the work plan of years ago. He was busy until twelve o'clock at noon, and then he took time out to eat.

The custom is to order takeaway. He washed his hands and changed his clothes. When he was sitting down, the kid next door slipped out, rowed over to the chair and said, "Brother Zhuang, the one we usually eat at is not open, so I randomly ordered it from someone else." , try it, okay?"

Zhuang Fan thought about it for a while before he remembered that the child's surname was Liu, and he graduated from the company last year. Like him, he was the only undergraduate in the company's laboratory.

Zhuang Fan said: "Thank you, Liu Er! I will transfer the money to you later."

Xiao Liu grinned and said: "Brother Zhuang, you've stayed home, you're very nourished, your face is round!"

Zhuang Fan took a mouthful of the rice, it cooled down, chewed it a few times and swallowed it, touched his face and said, "You're really fat?"

Xiao Liu'er said: "Oh, don't worry, come back to work, you will lose weight in a few days!"

Zhuang Fan nodded, took out a stone from his mouth with his fingers, and asked, "Has our leader come yet?"

Xiao Liu was startled, and said: "How is it, why did you ask him? Anyway, I didn't look at it! The two of us came early in the company today, and we still have to work. I just ignored the rest. They walked around, didn’t do anything, and left again.”

Zhuang Fan swallowed a mouthful of the dish with difficulty, decided not to eat it, and said: "Normal, it's not over fifteen, and there's no business, so we can't stop the experiment."

Xiao Liu sighed and said: "If you are exhausted, just make a little money, it is better to do sales."

Zhuang Fan didn't speak, got up and packed the lunch box, ready to take it out and throw it away.

Xiao Liu said: "Why, Brother Zhuang, isn't it delicious?"

Zhuang Fan said: "It's okay, but I'm full of oil and water at home during the Chinese New Year. I can't eat anymore. Eat less and lose weight!"

Xiao Liu said: "Stop doing this, you are far away from Fei Ke!"

Zhuang Fan threw the lunch box into the big trash can in the corridor, came back and said with a smile: "You didn't say that, my face is round."

Xiao Liu said: "That's not the same thing, hey Brother Zhuang, why are you looking for our leader?"

Zhuang Fan sat back in his seat, stretched his waist, and said, "I can't come next Monday because I have something to do. I plan to ask the leader for leave."

Xiao Liu groaned, shook his head, and said, "I don't think I can give you this fake."

Zhuang Fanqi said: "Why not? I am asking for leave normally."

Xiao Liu leaned over and said in a low voice: "If you really want to invite me, you have to be prepared to be scolded, and he will deduct your salary later, just watch it, you will be sure."

Zhuang Fan frowned, gave a vague oh, and lay down on the back of the chair, closing his eyes and resting his mind.

Xiao Liu on the other end looked around and saw that they were there at this time, so he continued: "Brother Zhuang, don't believe it, although you have been in the company longer than me, but you are honest, you are bored working in the laboratory every day." , you don’t know anything, don’t you?”

Little Liu sat in front of Zhuang Fan and gossiped about a lot of top-notch incidents led by the laboratory leader. Zhuang Fan responded occasionally and didn't say much.

He secretly thought, no matter what, he must go to get a marriage certificate with Guanyin on Monday.

Less than half an hour after the lunch break, Zhuang Fan's timer beeped. Zhuang Fan got up and yawned, patted Xiao Liu who was spitting, and said, "I'm going in to work. If you watch the leader come Yes, call me."

Xiao Liu said: "Brother, you are really my own brother. I said that after a long time, you still have to ask for leave?"

Zhuang Fan put on his white clothes, and walked in while buttoning them up, saying: "I won't say anything, I have something to do on Monday, if I don't come without asking for leave, that doesn't count as my absence from work? I think the scolding will be even worse later on."

Xiao Liu said: "Hey you, why are you so stupid!"

Zhuang Fan entered the laboratory, pressed the timer, turned off the power of the instrument, looked at the position of the glue run, and saw that the strip had reached the bottom, and some blue dye had slightly run out from below, so he disassembled the device, and then transferred the film.

His subordinates were steady before he put the transfer tank into the ice box, and Xiao Liu hurriedly opened the door and came in, "Brother, the boss is here!"

Zhuang Fan turned on the power slowly, adjusted the voltage and current, picked up the timer again, and said, "Okay, I know, come here!"

Xiao Liu'er gave him a thumbs up and said, "You're awesome!" With a swish, she retracted her head again.

Zhuang Fan adjusted the timer while walking, left the laboratory, put the timer on the table, picked up the experiment notebook, and asked Xiao Liu, "Where is the person?"

Xiao Liu snarled at the end of the corridor and said, "The cell culture room!"

Zhuang Fan said: "Okay, I've passed, you go into the laboratory as soon as possible, don't tell him to catch you and sit here, won't you be punished again?"

Xiao Liu groaned, and said, "Just now they said that I gave up, and I said that I wrote the experimental records."

Zhuang Fan laughed and said: "You can write a fart, go in quickly. It happens that the sterile water is gone, you go to extinguish a pot, and the blue gun head is gone, you can pack two boxes and extinguish them together. "

Little Liu'er stood up as if she had no bones, and said, "Oh, well, then I'll go, brother Zhuang, how much is the sterile water going to kill?"

As Zhuang Fan walked out, he said, "Three bottles are enough. Put them in the bottle with sterile water written on it, and fill it up to the lined part. When you put it in, don't tighten the cap tightly. You don't need to adjust the program of the sterilizer."

Xiao Liu said with a long voice: "I know~"

Zhuang Fan shook his head, ignored him, and walked to the cell culture room.

As soon as I entered the door, the big leader was indeed there, taking two bottles of cells and looking at them under the microscope.

Zhuang Fan walked over and said, "Why, leader, you came to raise cells during the holiday?"

Zhuang Fan and his laboratory are a postdoctoral fellow with the surname Chu. They are in their 30s and less than [-] years old. But being disgusted by him is enough, scolding five times a day is not too much.

Fortunately, the scolding is the scolding, and he never hides his selfishness when teaching people. Under his hands, Zhuang Fan has learned a lot of real skills.

At this moment Zhuang Fan was talking to him, but Chu Bo didn’t say a word. After reading the cells, he put the culture bottle back into the incubator, threw away his gloves, took off his mask, and walked out, saying: “I went to a certain university a year ago. I got a new set of cells, I haven’t seen it before, it’s quite novel, let’s take a look.”

Zhuang Fan followed behind Chu Bo, oh, and Chu Bo turned his head for a while, saw Zhuang Fan following him, still carrying the experiment notebook, raised his eyebrows, and said, "What's the matter, do you want to talk to me about the progress of the experiment? It's not a holiday. Have you finished talking before? Do you have any questions? Usually, it’s like killing you to read more papers, so why don’t you understand now?”

He reached out to take the experiment notebook, flipped through two pages, and asked, "What did you do this morning?"

Zhuang Fan followed Chu Bo to his office, stood obediently by the table, and said, "Run an electrophoresis, and the film is being transferred right now."

Chu Bo snorted, threw back the experiment notebook, and said, "I haven't been in the laboratory for more than a week, did my hand give birth? How is your run?"

Zhuang Fan said: "When the transfer is over, I'm afraid to take a photo, so come over on WeChat."

Chu Bo waved his hand and said, "Don't mess around, wait until you finish all the samples, and give me the final summary! This meeting didn't work well, so I will continue to run next time."

Zhuang Fan nodded and said, "Success!" Do what you say!

Chu Bo took off his glasses, took out a cloth to wipe them, and suddenly remembered something, looked at Zhuang Fan suspiciously and said, "Where are your glasses? Are you wearing invisible?"

Zhuang Fan was taken aback, he didn't expect the big leader to be so careful, he could notice all this, he scratched his head, and said falteringly: "That's right, I didn't bring..."

He doesn't know how to explain it, otherwise, get a spectacle frame to wear tomorrow?Cover up?

Unexpectedly, Chu Bo explained to him on his own, "Oh, you also went for that myopia operation? The effect is very good?"

Zhuang Fan nodded quickly and said, "It's okay!" I really wanted to wipe off my sweat...

In the end, he asked for leave without any risk. Chu Bo knew that he was going to get married, and he was quite happy, but he just said a few words, "It's a good thing to start a family early, but you have to be a little self-motivated. Prepare for this year. Review and review, hurry up and get a graduate student, and I can introduce you to a few good tutors, if you continue to mess around like this, what can an undergraduate student do, how can he support his family?"

Zhuang Fan went back to the small office disheartened by the training, and when he touched his forehead, he was really sweaty.

well.scare silver!