Tang Seng is a cook

Zhuang Fan's mother is the head of the kitchen in his family. The old lady has been busy all morning, cooking a table full of dishes. At noon, the family gathered around the table and had a lively lunch.

Satisfied, the old man smiled and said: "Oh, there is only one family in our family. It has been many years and the family is not lively. This time is good. Once Xiaoguan comes, plus my grandsons, our family can be regarded as one Looks like a holiday!"

Zhuang Fan chuckled and said, "Dad, our family will definitely be more prosperous in the future! Your days as a grandfather will be long gone!"

When the old couple heard this, they laughed from ear to ear, and kept feeding Guanyin and the two monkeys.

Guanyin is often shy towards Zhuang Fan, but she is not the kind of reserved person. She is kind and easy-going at the dinner table, very decent.

Zhuang Fan's mother said very bluntly: "Guan, your condition is so good, you can't find any kind, Fanfan is like this, ten of them together can't beat you!"

Wukong and Bajie buried their faces in their rice bowls and sniggered, Zhuang Fan said: "Mom, I'm your own son!" If he buried him again, what if "Xiaoguan" ran away?

Guanyin blushed when she heard this, and neither said Zhuang Fan is good nor bad, she turned her head and looked at Zhuang Fan and smiled, Zhuang Fan also went to see him, the eyes of the two must be so sweet, so sweet.

The old couple looked at the two, as if they couldn't get out of each other's eyes, and they knew it in their hearts.

After eating and taking a lunch break, the old man was about to take the two grandsons out, Zhuang Fan's mother said: "You can put it down, the child wears so little, and it will be cold after going out, Jin Liuzi didn't show off enough yesterday?"

The old man was not angry either, and said: "One hundred golden slippers can compare with our two eldest grandsons! No way! The two children have clothes to change!"

The old lady spat at him, "Then you should take it off! You can't go, where you look at the cards, the elders are always smoking, and the whole room is full of smog, choking the children!"

The old man chuckled and said, "What are you picking? My son bought it for me! Don't look at the cards, go to my sister's house, why don't you let my aunt look at it!"

Upon hearing this, the old lady said, "This sounds like a human saying, then go ahead and ask the two children to change their trousers and put on their overcoats!"

The old man said: "Let's go, you go and hug Xiaoer, we all go! Tell Fanzi and Xiaoguan to clean up at home!"

The old lady muttered: "It's no wonder you can instruct others. Wait a minute, I'll change my clothes!"

As soon as Wukong and Bajie heard that they were going to go out, they had already gone to the master's hut, "put on" their clothes, and were waiting at the door, when a room full of people were about to go out, Zhuang Fan listened to the movement in the kitchen, and came out with wet hands Looking at the neatly dressed young and old, he said blankly, "Dad, Mom, do you want to go haha?"

Zhuang Fan's father was helping Wukong to bring the rice cakes, without raising his head, he said: "Take my elder grandson and younger grandson to see my aunt!"

Zhuang Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Dad, the eldest grandson is the eldest grandson, and Fatty is not the younger grandson. He's the third, and the next one will be the next one!"

Zhuang Fan's father was very happy, and said: "How about another one? You have been working for two years, and the apprentice has paid a lot!"

Zhuang Fan laughed and said: "The younger one is a godson, not an apprentice. They have three senior brothers and one godson, making a total of four brothers. This time there are only two of them. We will bring them together in the future. We all recognize each other!" "

Zhuang Fan's father laughed crookedly, put his arms around Wukong and Bajie, and said, "This is good, this is good! Ah, the third child's nickname is fat, what's my grandson's nickname?"

Wukong was wrapped up like a ball, raised his head, and looked at the master with big eyes, pitiful, yes, all the juniors have nicknames, and the master always only called him Wukong...

Seeing the monkey pretending to be obedient, Zhuang Fan couldn't help but look black, poked Wukong on the forehead, and said, "This monkey's nickname is Pipi!"

Looking honest, in fact the most naughty is Wukong!

As a result, I poked it, and the grandma who was walking over with Xue Shi looked straight at me, and the old lady patted the back of Zhuang Fan's hand: "What are you doing! Are you messing with the child again? Did you get beaten?" enough!"

Zhuang Fan's father also nodded, hugged Wukong behind him, and complained to his son: "When you were young, your mother and I never beat you! You are a master, why are you like this?"

Wukong hid behind the old man, covered his face, stuck out half of his head, looked at the big watery eyes, as if he was very wronged, but Zhuang Fan was very sure that this little bastard must be secretly having fun.

Tired.

Zhuang Fan didn't argue anymore, and watched his parents lead the three children out, waved his hands, and said, "Skin, fat, watch some grandparents on the road later!"

The two monkeys agreed crisply, held hands, and happily ran away with the old couple.

After closing the door, Zhuang Fan and Guanyin continued to go back to the kitchen to clean up, that is, Zhuang Fan cleaned up, Guanyin sat on the lotus platform and watched, Guanyin leaned on his chin and said: "Fanfan, your parents are really very hospitable, they have done a lot. Vegetables, I really can’t eat anymore. There are so many left, are you okay?”

Zhuang Fan said with a smile: "This place has this tradition, not to mention entertaining guests more generously, isn't it still during the New Year's Eve, every meal is full, and every meal has to eat some leftovers."

Guanyin smiled and said: "At least you didn't say you couldn't finish eating and threw it away!"

Zhuang Fan said: "That can't be done. In my parents' generation, there were still times when they couldn't eat and were hungry. They were frugal, and they weren't the kind to waste food."

There was no one at home, and the two of them crossed the bright road in front of Zhuang Fan's parents again, and now they were nestling on the sofa and whispering.

Zhuang Fan wanted to get bored with his little Avalokitesvara for a while, but Avalokitesvara was thinking about his "Fengshen Romance", grabbed Zhuang Fan's sleeves and told him to fix the tablet, and he wanted to continue watching TV dramas.

Zhuang Fan was furious, and thought that it was all the good work of Wukong, a monkey. He pressed Guanyin to act coquettishly and wanted to kiss him.

Fortunately, on the tablet that Houzi took back, the TV series "Fengshen Yanyi" was downloaded, so I don't need to use data to watch it anymore. Zhuang Fan checked the battery and it was fully charged, so he gave it to Guanyin.

It’s just that he curiously said: “At Shang Tang, I lived in a very big house, and I didn’t really go to the lower world. I only heard that it was very chaotic. You used to walk around the lower world at that time, so you should know it in detail. On this TV, it’s just nonsense. Why are you still looking so excited?"

Avalokitesvara lay on Zhuang Fan's lap, held up the tablet and stared at it intently, and said, "Although it's a fiction, there are some places that are quite interesting, just watch and play."

Zhuang Fan pinched Guanyin's nose helplessly and let him go.

But as soon as Shen Gongbao appeared on the stage, he wanted to say, fellow Taoists, please stop, Zhuang Fan couldn't help laughing, and said: "The words of the Great Failing God are equivalent to the Western saying that this thing is destined for me? "

Guanyin laughed so hard that he threw the tablet out and said angrily, "Your mouth is getting narrower and narrower!"

Zhuang Fan spread his hands, very innocent, and said, "I didn't say this first! If you don't believe me, you can check it online!"

Guanyin said: "I'm not very good at using this thing yet, teach me tonight."

Zhuang Fan said: "You can teach now, give me a kiss and teach for 10 minutes!"

Guanyin blushed so badly, she sat up, ran to Zhuang Fan's waist, pinched him, and said, "I'm calling you a fool!"

Zhuang Fan flattened his mouth aggrievedly, and said, "Who told you to just read those fabricated stories and not me."

Avalokitesvara touched Zhuang Fan's face, and said: "We have a long time, dear, I can't watch this one when I go back to the sky, I see, this board can broadcast a lot of TV dramas, and I plan to watch them all before going back to the sky gone."

Zhuang Fan was angry and said to himself that if you watch all the film and television works, then I will not be able to live!He jumped up and made trouble with Guanyin, who was pressed under Zhuang Fan, couldn't breathe from laughing, and said tremblingly: "Don't make trouble, the tablet fell..."

Zhuang Fan grabbed the little heartless person in his mouth and confiscated the tablet, thinking that if he didn't set the rules, he wouldn't be able to bring back three short-sighted eyes when he returned to the sky! ?

That was really fatal.

The two of them messed around on the sofa for half an afternoon. When it was dark, Zhuang Fan's cell phone rang, but he didn't get up. He stretched out his hand and took the phone out from under the coffee table. Seeing that it was his aunt, he picked it up and said: "Auntie, what's the matter?"

Then he was scolded by his aunt, and finally the aunt said aggressively: "Bring Xiaoguan to eat at home!"

Heck, the phone is hung up.

Sighing, Zhuang Fan climbed up, helped Guanyin up, stretched out his hand to open the drawer of the tea table, found a comb, and said, "Come, let me comb your hair. Auntie told me to eat, so I'll go after tidying up."

Guanyin just told Zhuang Fan to mess up his hair, now he had no choice but to obediently turn his back and ask him to comb his hair, and said: "Is it not good for me to come to the door empty-handed?"

Zhuang Fan said: "It's okay, at the dinner table just now, you didn't give your parents a no-thing card, you can just give the same card to your aunt and uncle later."

Guanyin said: "I remember that my aunt's family has two older sisters and a cousin? Don't your older sister's have children? Bring them something?"

Zhuang Fan smiled and said: "My family is really careful~ Is this called, Aiwujiwu?"

Avalokitesvara didn't turn her head back, she just turned her hands behind her back, pinched him again, and said: "You really should sew your mouth shut!"

At this time, Zhuang Fan combed Guanyin's hair, held him in his arms, leaned his back against him, kissed him with his head, and said, "I agree with this seal."

Guanyin twisted his face and told Zhuang Fan to be panting, his eyes were foggy, and his fair face was blushing. Zhuang Fan sighed, helped him up, and said, "Oh, hurry up, get you an ID card , Hukou, let’s go to register for marriage! If you keep going, I’m going to die.”

Guanyin touched it casually and said, "You mean this?"

Zhuang Fan's eyes widened, and he took a look: ID card!account book!

He opened it and took a look: Name: Guan Yin, Gender: Male, Nationality... Citizenship ID number...

Open the account book again, the head of the household: Guan Yin...

Followed by the names of Wukong and Bajie.

Zhuang Fan's face was full of black lines, and he said, "Where did this come from? Did you go to apply for a fake certificate?"

Guanyin pursed her lips and smiled, and said, "Why is it fake? It's the real thing, it was made by the police station of the Public Security Bureau! Wukong went to get it, and I didn't understand what system he said he had entered. In short, it's the same as your original It is something officially recognized like a customs clearance document.”

Zhuang Fan sighed, collapsed on the sofa, and thought to himself, forget it, since he can get a marriage certificate with Guanyin in a fair manner, he won't give Wukong this monkey to eat fried pork with bamboo shoots tonight!

The two got dressed and went to Aunt Zhuang Fan's house holding hands.

Avalokitesvara was not as thick-skinned as Zhuang Fan, and wanted to withdraw his hand a few times, but Zhuang Fan held on tightly, so he had no choice but to let him go.

In the evening, the whole family gathered again at Aunt Zhuang Fan's house. Guanyin asked the men to take turns to drink a lot of wine. Their faces were flushed from drinking, and their eyes were clouded with mist. They couldn't sit still. Fan didn't stop him life and death before, so he could only carry him home in the end.

Waking up early the next morning, Guanyin found herself sleeping on the kang in the hut with Zhuang Fan. She looked up at the window. It was covered with a thick layer of hoarfrost. It was dark outside and it was not yet dawn. It was still very hot, and covered with a thick quilt, Guanyin felt that she was about to dry out.

He lifted the quilt, intending to get up and drink some water, but when he moved, Zhuang Fan woke up.

Zhuang Fan rubbed his eyes and said in a daze, "Do you have a headache? Do you want to drink water?"

Guanyin nodded, and said: "It doesn't hurt, I want to drink." But when he opened his mouth, he was startled, and his voice became hoarse.

Zhuang Fan poked his nose and said, "See if you dare to drink like that next time! Immortal, you can't stand it!"

He half got up, fished it from the small table at the top of the kang, took a thermos cup, opened it, poured a cup, handed it to Guanyin and said: "Honey water, drink slowly, don't be too hasty."

Guanyin cleared her throat twice, and said, "They are all relatives of your family, why don't you drink it?" After taking it, she finished drinking it in one sip, and said, "I want more."

Zhuang Fan poured it for him twice, rubbed Guanyin's temples again, and said, "Sleep a little longer, it's still early! What do you want to eat in the morning?"

Guanyin closed her eyes, and sure enough, she felt drowsy again, and said in a daze, "Anything is fine..." The next second, she fell asleep again.

He stayed at Zhuang Fan's house until the eighth day of the eighth day. In the early morning of the eighth day, Zhuang Fan took Guanyin and the two children, took the bus from the village to the provincial capital, and left home.

Before leaving, the old lady and the old man brought a lot of food for the two of them, big and small. Fortunately, neither of them is weak, otherwise they couldn't carry it.

Zhuang Fan was reluctant to part with his parents, and he was also worried about a big snowfall, but at this time, he was in the mortal world and couldn't act abruptly. In other words, the safety of the old couple involved was not worth the loss.

I took a bus all the way to the provincial capital, bought a train ticket, from the provincial capital to the city where Zhuang Fan worked, and then took a taxi back to the hut he rented. Zhuang Fan’s train ticket was bought a long time ago, so I simply bought the train ticket for the three of Guanyin , There was a monkey cheating, and the four talents went all the way and got home safely together.

As soon as he entered the door, before Zhuang Fan had time to introduce Guanyin and his disciples, he called his parents first, reported that he was safe, and then asked about the situation at home. As soon as he turned back on the phone and drank it, he had a vague impression of the small dilapidated rental house, which had changed drastically.

The house is not very big. Once you enter the door, there is a bed on the left, a kitchen on the right, and a small bathroom in the front. Because the area is small and the rent is not expensive, Zhuang Fan lives alone and does not share the rent with others. Looking at it again at this time, I don't know how the monkey managed to put their original big wooden house in the small rental house. Not only the space area is enlarged, but there are also more rooms.

Zhuang Fan touched the door very calmly, the switch was still there, he snapped it on, and the incandescent lamp on the ceiling was turned on, he looked at the living room, his old computer and the landlord's big belly TV were still there, around Go to the kitchen to see that the stove and the gas stove coexist, and then go to the bathroom to see that the modern toilet is juxtaposed with the bathtub of the Tang Dynasty.

Zhuang Fan shook his head, thinking that this monkey would mess around, but he just got home and was very tired, let's talk about it tomorrow, he murmured in his heart.

After sitting on the train for more than ten hours, feeling sleepy and tired, Zhuang Fan took a shower in the bathroom, refreshed a little, and came to the living room to see the three people crowded on the sofa, holding their mobile phones and tablets that were charging to watch He couldn't finish it, sighed, and said, "Are you hungry?"

The monkey was startled, dropped the phone, raised his head and said with a grin, "Hungry, master, let's cook dumplings tonight!"

Zhuang Fan wiped his hair with a towel and nodded, "Okay, do you want sauerkraut or beef radish?"

Without raising their heads, Guanyin and Bajie said in unison, "Sauerkraut meat!"

Zhuang Fan was both angry and happy, and said, "Aren't you dirty? Stop playing, and go take a shower!"

The monkey was clever, grabbed his junior by the ear, and said: "Master, let's go first!" The two monkeys ran away noisyly.

Guanyin blushed, put down the tablet, stood up beside Zhuang Fan, and said, "I'll help you."

Zhuang Fan squeezed his face and said: "When you get your marriage certificate tomorrow, if you keep holding on to the tablet, I'll take care of you!"

Guanyin said: "Go tomorrow? What documents do you need?"

Zhuang Fan took a large unused basin and put it under the faucet. After receiving the water for a long time, he took a ladle to pick it up again, and said, "I asked, and they said that the ID card and household registration book is enough. My household registration is here. Let's Let's go to the marriage registration office tomorrow to ask."

Guanyin said: "Have you told your family about getting the certificate?"

Zhuang Fan turned the switch, turned on the gas stove, put the ladle on it, started to boil water, and said, "I told you, don't worry."

Guanyin sighed, and said: "I can't make up parents here, so I have to say they are orphans. Fortunately, your parents don't dislike them."

Zhuang Fan smiled and said: "What do you dislike? From now on, you will be my family through and through. My parents can only be happy."

But he thought for a while and said, "It's just you and the two children. Although there are no flaws in their identities, they are just experiences, memories, and images. These can't be forged. We still have to find a way."

Unexpectedly, Guanyin took out something again and said, "What about images, can you see this?"

Zhuang Fan was standing by the refrigerator, stuffing the dumplings into his coat from the inside, turned his head curiously when he heard this, and said, "What is it?"

A super thick photo album.

Zhuang Fan opened it and looked, tsk, the full moon photos of the orphanage, birthday photos, primary school entrance photos, graduation photos...single photos, group photos, all the way to graduate from university, a young man in his 20s, all his life experiences are here It's in the photo album.

Zhuang Fan turned it over from the beginning to the end, raised his head in a daze, and said, "Did Wukong make this again?"

Avalokitesvara looked at Zhuang Fan's stupefied look, couldn't help holding her belly in joy, and said, "It's not your apprentice, who else."

Zhuang Fan had black lines on his face, and said, "Then the person in this photo?"

Guanyin cherished the photo album, took it away and put it away again, saying: "I exist, but in the future, they will remember me with a very weak sense of existence."

He winked at Zhuang Fan and said, "Even if there is anything in the future, I won't be afraid of being questioned by the criminal police. Are you relieved now?"

Zhuang Fan sighed, and the person carrying the dumplings said weakly, "Forget it, I'll cook dumplings for you!"

Guanyin laughed loudly, lying on Zhuang Fan's body, putting his arms around his waist, resting his chin on Zhuang Fan's shoulder, and said coquettishly, "Good Fanfan, don't be angry."

Zhuang Fan said bitterly: "Hmph!"

Don't tell him anything, don't get angry?Think beautifully!

After cooking the dumplings, Zhuang Fan reheated the cooked food that his mother gave him and cut two plates. When he left years ago, he emptied the refrigerator and there were no fresh vegetables at home. He originally wanted to make a home-cooked cold dish. I can only give up.

If I want to eat vegetables, I have to go to the supermarket to buy them tomorrow.

Avalokitesvara followed behind Zhuang Fan, playing coquettishly, Zhuang Fan was refreshed, and in the end they half-pushed and hugged each other in the kitchen for a long time before they reconciled.

Houzi and Bajie were very discerning, so they didn't make the light bulb, and waited for the master to call for the food, and then wandered over to help.

That night, a family of four slept on the big bed in the bedroom. Zhuang Fan and Guanyin were holding hands, with a little monkey and a little fat pig in the middle. The two children slept on their stomachs, and Zhuang Fan and Guanyin were talking softly.

Zhuang Fan thought about it, Guanyin had been down for several days, he was a little worried about him, and asked, "Did you miss the children?"

Guanyin sighed, and said: "Why don't you think about it? Fortunately, one day in the sky and one year in the ground, and the ancestor of Hongye also went back, I asked him to take care of the purple bamboo forest. Mu Zha is very useful now, although Dragon Girl Married, I will go back occasionally to have a look, so I don't worry too much."

Zhuang Fan suddenly thought of Zhao Wulai, and said, "That little grape spirit, has it transformed?"

Avalokitesvara thought of the child Zhao Wu, and he collapsed, humming: "It melted, why didn't it melt? After you left that time, Wukong did the things you explained one by one. Thinking of him, he went to Zizhu Forest on purpose. , took the enchantment beads for him to practice, he transformed into a form, and was able to pass through the enchantment, so I went to see his old lady."

Zhuang Fanqi said: "This is not very good, why do I hear that you are not happy?"

Guanyin pouted, and said: "At first I told him to transform into a more beautiful form, but he said he didn't know what it means to be beautiful. I said, then you should think about it carefully. In your heart, whoever is the most beautiful, you will transform into whoever is."

Zhuang Fan raised his head and asked curiously, "Then in his heart, who is the most beautiful?"

Guanyin was about to shed tears, and said weakly: "His old lady..."

In the bedroom, there was a sudden burst of earth-shattering laughter.