Tang Seng is a cook

Guanyin led Wukong and Bajie back to Zhuang Fan's house, and just appeared in Zhuang Fan's hut, and found that something big seemed wrong.

There was no one else in the house, Zhuang Fan closed the door of the outer room inside, and sat on the edge of his hut with a feather duster in his hand, sitting on a big horse with a golden knife, and caught these three people who were eager to charge.

Zhuang Fan thought that 27 would be scary enough, but the three, yes, three, one of them didn't run away, and took out three latest fruit phones, Guanyin also got an extra tablet!

The co-author got a full 30 yuan, and then took 3 yuan to buy electronic products?

Zhuang Fan was so startled that he took a deep breath, knocked the feather duster on Kang Yan'er, and said angrily, "Okay, you three! It's quite fashionable! Where did they come from!"

He also took out the pile of cash, and neatly placed it together with three mobile phones and a tablet, forming a huge pile on the kang.

Avalokitesvara and two nephews stood on the kang together, their heads lowered and their lips pouted.

Seeing that he couldn't hide, Wukong stepped forward with great loyalty, and said with a snort, "Master, I bought this with money, not stolen. I bought it from a regular specialty store. If you don't believe me, I will show you the invoice!"

The little monkey raised his hand, and with a clatter, a paper bag fell out. Zhuang Fan picked it up, opened it, and found that the packing box and invoices were all neat and tidy. If you know how to avoid the important things, take the lightest ones, and you all know what an invoice is! ?

Wukong looked at the master turning things over there with a straight face, and groaned: "Master, if you are angry, you should be angry, and if you discipline others, you should discipline them. First help your apprentice to charge the battery, it is dead."

After hearing this, Guanyin and Bajie looked at Zhuang Fan eagerly.

Zhuang Fan laughed out in suspense, turned around and went to the big house to find a power strip, came back to charge up two mobile phones and a tablet, and said: "It's just right, you can't play while charging, so let's talk about it. Is this pile of money totaling 30 yuan? Where did it come from? How did it come from? I don’t understand it, so it’s all confiscated!”

Zhuang Fan looked at Avalokitesvara, and said, "If you don't mind, you should read the book first." It seems that the monkey took the lead and provoked Bajie and the other two, so he couldn't train Avalokitesvara in front of his disciples. Besides, you have to save some face for the children.

Guanyin blushed, covered her mouth and coughed, and said, "Well, I've finished reading all the books you have here, and I haven't used this mobile phone before, and I still have electricity, so I'll take it first." He hasn't watched half of the TV series yet. After reading it.

There was a black line on Zhuang Fan's forehead, and he waved his hand. Guanyin picked up his mobile phone, sat on the lotus platform, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Wukong and Bajie opened their mouths wide, staring blankly at the disappearance of the master uncle, they were almost shocked: Traitor!No loyalty!Fortunately, they gave up the tablet to the uncle to watch dramas!This effort actually left them alone! ?

Zhuang Fan looked at the foolishness of the two children, angry and happy, knocked the feather duster on the edge of the Kang, and said with a stern face: "Stand up straight! Tell me the truth! Where did the money come from!"

The little hairy monkey sobbed and said, "I just went to the gold shop and sold some gold..."

Zhuang Fan rubbed his temples and said "some" gold, and he sold it for 30 yuan. If the sale is open, are you going to monopolize the gold market?

Zhuang Fan sighed and asked, "You two sold gold like this? Where did you find the gold shop?"

Before the monkey could speak, Bajie's stomach suddenly "gurgled". Ba Xiaodai rubbed his belly, and seeing his master and elder brothers looking at him together, he couldn't help but feel aggrieved, "Hungry..."

After coming to the lower realm, there is no spiritual energy to support them, and they cannot practice. Although Wukong and Bajie can maintain their own magic power, they still need to eat and drink like ordinary people.

The sky is big and the earth is big, and the apprentice has always had the biggest stomach. Zhuang Fan had no choice but to pinch Xiaopang Dumb's fleshy face, stretched out his arms to hug him, and asked Wukong to lie on his body, and took the two skinny children to eat.

Zhuang Fan's parents left him breakfast in the pot in the morning, hot milk and steamed buns, enough for Zhuang Fan to eat, so there is nothing in the kitchen now.

Zhuang Fan walked around and said, "Master will cook dumplings for you, okay?"

The two children were very happy and said, "Well, well, the dumplings from Master's house are delicious!"

Zhuang Fan smiled, put the two on the sofa in the living room, told them to watch TV, and went out to serve dumplings by himself.

The dumplings are in the pot, but before they are cooked, Guanyin is back.

Seeing Zhuang Fan, Guanyin blushed and said, "I can't open the TV series on my phone."

Zhuang Fan picks up the dumplings in the pulley pot with a spoon, and at the same time takes a look at his phone, drink!

Not connected to the Internet, watching dramas with traffic, his Guanyin is also very luxurious!

He called the customer service, and sure enough, the arrears stopped.

Zhuang Fan poked the little Guanyin and said: "Confiscated, go to the living room to watch TV first, and eat dumplings later!"

Guanyin pouted, and said, "I want to watch the list of gods, not TV!" He muttered, "I didn't make a mistake, so I can't confiscate it!"

Zhuang Fan burst out laughing and said, "The mobile phone is in arrears, so I can't read it. I'll get it for you later!"

Guanyin can only go.

Zhuang Fan put the dumplings on three plates, served them with soy sauce, vinegar, chili oil, and garlic, took the chopsticks and plates, and called out to his disciples, Wukong and Bajie ran over, and the familiar ones brought them back without putting them on the table. Just sat on the sofa with a plate and ate.

Zhuang Fan said: "Is the dipping sauce salty? Is it spicy?"

The three of them ate without raising their heads, but Guanyin was more reserved, and replied, "It's just right!" Then he asked, "Why don't you eat?"

Zhuang Fan smiled and said: "I have breakfast."

The monkey still couldn't eat too spicy food, and was greedy for fragrance, so he breathed out after every two mouthfuls. Zhuang Fan knew this, got up and went to the kitchen to bring him a bowl of dumpling soup that was drying.

Zhuang Fan said slowly: "When you are full, explain the matter of selling gold from the beginning to the end! Don't think you can hide from it."

The two apprentices immediately withered again.

While eating, there was a knock at the door, Zhuang Fan was taken aback, only to remember that he went to put frozen dumplings in a large vat outside the house, and forgot to hang the door when he came back, looked at those three, and hurriedly said: "Invisibility!"

The three of them were not full, and Wukong and Bajie didn't want to put their chopsticks down. The monkey rolled his eyes and blew on Guanyin and Bajie. A blond doll, and a fat doll with a bald head.

Zhuang Fan was walking out at this time, didn't look at him, the monkey leaned over, whispered a few words to his uncle and junior, the other two nodded, and continued to eat dumplings with confidence.

As soon as Zhuang Fan's house entered, there was a small porch. After passing the porch was the living room. Zhuang Fan went to the porch to take a look. It turned out that his parents had come back with the child in their arms. They hurried over to pick it up and said, "How do you look? What did the doctor say? Why have you been here for so long?"

Zhuang Fan's mother said with a smile on his face: "Very good! Dr. Wang took Xueshi's pulse, and from the pulse, your brother has nothing wrong with it!"

Zhuang Fan's father said: "It's good to be back now! Dr. Wang just started taking pulse today, and there are people in the room. If the people in our village knew that your brother was young, they would all let him go. You still don't like it now."

The old man ran to the kitchen and said, "Hurry up and warm the milk for my son!"

He stood at the door of the kitchen and said loudly, "Fan, is there a fire on the stove? Have you seen the stove?"

Zhuang Fan was walking into the house while holding Xue, when he heard what his father said, his heart skipped a beat, he thought it was broken, he just cooked the dumplings and left them unpacked, he replied indiscriminately: "Yes, yes, I watched it! "

After thinking about it, I would like to explain something, but who knew that the old lady entered the room in front, and she glanced at Guanyin and Wukong Bajie.

The three foodies put down their chopsticks and raised their heads gruffly. Guanyin stood up and smiled, not knowing what to say. His palms were sweating from nervousness, so he choked out a sentence: "Hello, old man!"

The old lady was taken aback for a moment, looking at the handsome young man in a suit and the two cute little dolls, she didn't know what to say for a while, so she quickly agreed, "Oh yes, please sit down!"

Turning around to grab his son: "Fan, why didn't you say that we have a visitor!" How impolite!

Zhuang Fan thought that the three of them had gone away in stealth. After listening to his mother, he poked his head around again, tsk, toothache!

He thought that the old couple couldn't come back until noon, and it was less than nine o'clock, so he boldly left Guanyin and his apprentice for dinner, but he didn't expect to bump into each other!

No mental preparation!

Forget it, it can be regarded as being wrong, Zhuang Fan can only introduce to both sides: "Ah, mom, this is my friend Xiaoguan, and their two nephews, this is not our place to travel, pass by our house, stop by to have a look .”

He said to Guanyin again: "This is my mother!"

Hearing what Zhuang Fan said, Guanyin pursed his lips and smiled, and called auntie to the old lady, but when he lowered his head, his eyes dimmed, and pushed Wukong and Bajie who were standing in front of him forward, saying: "Call grandma!" !"

But the old lady smiled when she heard it, and she was even more happy to see Wukong and Bajie's cuteness, and said: "Oh, shut up, it's freezing here, what's the fun, and you have two children with you, why is it freezing?" all!"

He said again: "Sit down quickly, what are you doing standing up!"

Looking around, there were still two dumplings on the plate in front of Guanyin. The plates of Wukong and Bajie were all cleaned up. The old lady complained to her son, "Xiaoguan came all the way, so you just make this? It's not right. !"

The old lady hurriedly brought out the melon seeds and fruits, touched Wukong and Bajie, and went to the kitchen again, saying: "Guan, you sit and talk to Fan and watch TV, and Auntie will cook something delicious for you!"

Wukong and Bajie stretched out their hands to divide up the dumplings on the uncle's plate, and whispered to the master with puffy cheeks, "Master, I want to eat the dishes made by grandma."

When Zhuang Fan hugged Xue, what could he say? If he drove him away now, his mother would beat him so hard that he couldn't get off the kang!So one of them gave a brain to Beng'er, and said: "I'll settle the score with you two tonight! Go and play."

The two young ones gave each other a high-five, cheered and ran to the kitchen.

Zhuang Fan took Guanyin's hand and said with a smile, "My family doesn't wear suits, they look pretty good!"

Guanyin was unhappy, and said: "This is Wukong's conjuration, I don't understand."

Zhuang Fan knew why he was upset, touched Guanyin's long hair, and comforted him: "My mother is old-fashioned and traditional. Once I say you are my friend, my mother will know it well."

Guanyin looked up at him, a little disbelieving, and said, "Really?"

Zhuang Fan leaned over, gave him a chirp, and said with a smile, "I've never brought anyone home before, you are the first."

Guanyin pursed her lips and smiled.

In the kitchen, the old lady walked in with an excited face. The old man was washing the pot, looked at his wife and smiled and said, "Your son's belly is really growing, he doesn't have enough for breakfast, so he cooks dumplings at home!"

The old lady smiled and said: "What do you know, when I entered the house just now, our family has visitors, and it's all about entertaining people."

The old man wondered: "Who, come to our house to eat dumplings during the Chinese New Year!"

The old lady smiled and said: "He is a very handsome boy, he looks much better than our family's Fan, and he brought two dolls with him. He said that he is a friend of Fan's. He is visiting our Gada, and he will stop by our house to see!"

The old man said: "This is out of tune, it's snowing in the sky, why do you travel in this poor place, there is nothing but snow!"

Zhuang Fan's mother poked at his wife bitterly, and said, "If you say you're stupid, you're really stupid! Get up and go to the warehouse, pick up a chicken, a goose, six pig's hooves, and some ribs Oh, later you get some meat stuffing, I'll fry some meatballs!" Children love to eat this deep-fried food.

The old man's eyes widened, he straightened up from the stove, and said, "What are you doing? Don't talk about the ones you keep for your son to take away?"

Zhuang Fan's mother put on her apron, and quickly started to prepare the dishes. She said, "Bring me a fart! All the young men have come to the door. If you don't do this work, who will you take away for food?"

Only then did the old man come to his senses, he rubbed his hands happily and said, "Oh, you mean?"

As soon as the kitchen door slammed, Wukong and Bajie stepped up and down, poking their heads in. Bajie's round, fat face smiled and said, "Can we come in?"

The old man just heard his wife talking about the two dolls, and he didn't pay much attention. He turned his head and took a look when he heard the movement, oh my god, why are there two such cute babies? His heart melted. He bent down and called out: " Come, come, come in, don't lie at the door, it's cold!"

Compared to calling his son in a rough voice, the old man's voice was at least three octaves softer!

The two younger brothers ran in hand in hand, licked the cat in the old man's arms, Ba Jie said sweetly, "Grandpa, I'm Zhu Neng, this is my brother, Zhuang Wu!"

Wukong didn't dare to open his mouth, afraid that he would open his mouth and call out the old man, so he closed his mouth and pretended to be shy, and smiled with the old man with his mouth pursed. .

The old man called out his grandpa to make his whole body feel comfortable, and said with a smile: "Hey, you are a good boy!" He rubbed Wukong's golden hairy head, and said, "This is still a little boy in our family!"

Touching the clothes on the two children, and touching the trousers, he said: "Oh, your uncle is not in the mood, why are you wearing so little!"

The two wore a small sweater on their upper body, a pair of suspender trousers on their lower body, and small leather shoes on their feet. They looked good, but they were indeed a little thin.

Bajie hurriedly said: "When I came here, I was dressed thickly. Grandpa's house is warm, so we changed it."

Zhuang Fan's father touched the child's hand and felt relieved when he saw that it was indeed warm.

The old lady cut a plate of sauced beef just now, walked over and handed it to the two children, and said: "Grandpa and grandma are going to cook, and the kitchen will be full of oily smoke later, come in and play, be good!"

Bajie said: "Grandma, I can also cook, shall I help you?"

The old lady laughed like a flower, and said: "Oh, my baby is really capable! No need, no need, let's go inside and watch TV! Grandma will give you croquettes later!"

The two children carried the beef, and went back to the living room hand in hand. They smiled wickedly at their master and uncle, stretched out their hands to say ok, and said, "The alarm is off!"

Zhuang Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Excuse me! Come here and sit down!"

Wukong said grinningly: "Master, I'm going out to play with my younger brother, so I won't disturb you talking to my uncle!"

Zhuang Fanhu said with a stern face: "Don't play with your mobile phone!"

The little brothers' little thoughts were immediately punctured, and they came over humming and chirping, and sat beside the master, watching TV with their chins resting.

After a while, Zhuang Fan's father called Zhuang Fan at the kitchen door, and Zhuang Fan walked over while holding Xueshi, and came back with a milk bottle. Coincidentally, as soon as he sat down, his brother moaned in the quilt.

Seeing Zhuang Fan feeding the baby, Guanyin couldn't help laughing and said, "You're quite skilled in this posture!"

Zhuang Fan laughed and said, "Why do you say that I am also the king of children in this village!"

After feeding the milk, I burped a few times. The little thing didn't mean to make a stinky mouth. He puffed his mouth, groaned a few times, closed his eyes and fell asleep again.

Wukong was inexplicably curious about the child, and leaned over and said, "It's really much easier than making trouble, and I don't cry."

Zhuang Fan went to the back room, put Xueshi under the quilt, let him sleep, waved to Wukong at the door, and said, "Come here!"

Monkey covered his buttocks with his hand, rubbed his sad face over, and said, "Master, I really didn't make a mistake..."

Zhuang Fan sat on the edge of the kang, lifted the little monkey, hugged him in his arms, stroked his golden hair, and looked at Wukong's golden pupils, sighed, thinking that it's okay, just be a foreign child, Or you can wear fancy clothes!

Seeing the master sighing, the monkey felt very nervous. He pitifully grabbed Zhuang Fan's coat and looked up at the master with tears in his eyes.

Zhuang Fan nodded his apprentice's little nose, and said: "Oh, it's also Master's fault. He left you all of a sudden, and this time came to this modern age abruptly. You became a saint suddenly. You have been in the upper world for more than three years. Not to mention calling the wind and calling the rain, it is also a Yan Jiuding. I lost my vigilance, and I don't blame you..."

The monkey who is not afraid of nothing and fearless is holding his fingers, lowered his head, and said in a low voice: "Master, I will remember what you said! This time I went to sell gold, I was reckless..."

Zhuang Fan stroked the little cute monkey's head, and said: "What do you want, tell Master, Master will buy it for you, and you must not take things out from the sky casually in the future, do you understand? What if someone finds out?" Yan Ni, Master really can't protect you this time, I'm afraid he can only send you back to heaven."

The monkey sobbed and said, "Master, I understand."

Zhuang Fan lifted up the little monkey, kissed it on the cheek, and said, "Good boy, don't cry! Go play with Bajie~"

His apprentice is a sage, so why don't he understand it? It's better not to upset the children when it's Chinese New Year's Eve. Zhuang Fan sighed inwardly, it's a big deal.

Unexpectedly, the little monkey's eyes lit up, and said: "Master, is the battery ready? I lost a lot of times in the fight against landlords in the morning, and I want to win!"

Zhuang Fan had a black line on his face, and called the big apprentice over, rushed up, and slapped three times. The master said with a stern face: "If you dare to touch the phone today, you will not be forgiven. From now on, you will only be allowed to play twice a day." Hours!"

The monkey blinked, but was sad, and cried with a wow!His Fighting the Landlord... Ha Pidou...

The old Zhuang's family was flying around early in the morning. Zhuang Fanfan was 26 years old. During the Spring Festival, he was beaten by his parents in mixed doubles.

The old man angrily went to Zhuang Fan's room, took the charged mobile phone, put it in the hands of Wukong and Bajie, and said, "Good boy! Let's play! Grandpa is here!"

His mother poked Zhuang Fan on the forehead resentfully, and said: "You play with your phone every day when you go home, and we hinder you from playing? Beating children during Chinese New Year, you are really promising!"

Zhuang Fan felt wronged and rubbed his buttocks on the sofa, not daring to say a word.

Zhuang Fan's mother was quite embarrassed, and said to Guanyin: "Xiao Guan, don't be angry, this damn child, I have trained him!"

Guanyin blushed, holding back her laughter, and seeing Zhuang Fan's mother's embarrassed face, she hurriedly said, "Auntie, these two children are Fanfan's disciples, and they are much closer to Fanfan than me, he should train his disciples!"

When the old couple heard this, hey, what's the matter, these two golden dolls originally thought it was someone else's young man who came to the door alone to be embarrassed, and brought them to join in the fun.

Since ancient times, masters and apprentices are like father and son. The son is not married yet, but the child is born first. The two old people are very happy. !"

But the old man said happily: "Yo, then this is really my grandson! Go, go with grandpa, and ignore your stinky master."

The old lady came to her senses, and hurriedly said: "Yes, let's go eat delicious food and go with grandparents!"

The old couple happily took the child to the kitchen, and the room became quiet. Zhuang Fan choked up and lay down on Guanyin's lap, pretending to be dead.

Guanyin held back her laughter and trembled, and said, "It's over, you're really out of favor now!"

Zhuang Fan buried his face in Guanyin's stomach, and said, "Just don't hurt me!"